Ask someone who married his 13 year old cousin in 2005 anything.

>>729799018
send nudes of her now

>>729799018

How did you get away with that?

>>729799268
It's legal where I live (Virginia)

>>729799073
That's not a question

whats it like being a shitskin?

>>729799449
can you send nudes of her now?

>>729799018
OP never said that the pic was his wife.

>>729799018
are you a killa on piano?

>>729799925
I'm white buddy. I live in Virginia.

Give us the noods you faggot

How did she take it? Long long did she took to adapt and did she ever find it wierd?

Also, the obvious, did you do it to her before 18?

>>729799018
Allah Ahkbar.

>>729800291
I can't play any instruments. Weird question.

>>729799987
Nope

>>729800327
She took it well. She actually liked me for the longest time before marriage. She didn't need any time to adapt and thought it was normal. I didn't have sex with her when she was 13 but we did have sex on her 15th.

>>729799018
Does your family know and tell us some of the details of the marriage?

>>729800668
Yeah all of our family knows. They were all at the ceremony. It was a decently big family only event with some very close friends. We had a big cake and we were married by 14:00 that day.

Has your family been inbred for several generations?

>>729801062
Nobody has married closer than a cousin.

I mean, like, how does that work? Did you just tell her you liked her? What were your family's initial reactions to you two being together?

>>729799018
Mohammed
Why are you telling of the people these lies, your cousin he's of 9 and stop dressing him like a girl
Allah will punish you.

>>729801418
Well first we had to get permission from her parents and then we talked with a local pastor and that was that. To answer your second question I did tell her I liked her but she was crushing on me pretty hard at the time so it was an instant yes. The family's initial reaction was of course shock but they eventually they decided that they were happy as long as we were.

>>729799018
how old were you

I'm asking in a curious way, not judgmental at all but...

What's her social life like outside of family?

And what's yours like?

both in 2005, and now

>>729801659
I know this is trolling but I want to respond anyway. I am white, my name is Matthew and I live in the state of Virginia. I am Catholic christian.

>>729801997
I was 22 years old at the time.

>>729802133
How old were you? Did she at least blow you or anything before she turned 15?

>>729802009
We're both quite popular in the local community. She has a more social group than me but that's just because I prefer the quiet sometimes. That counts for both 2005 and now.

>>729802324
We kissed A LOT during the first year of our marriage but the first intimate thing to happen was a handjob that I got when she was 14. We went no further than that until she was 15.

>>729801965
>but she was crushing on me pretty hard at the time
Do you think it might be a phase. Young girls do that and then lose interest.
>>729799385
I'm curious, generally where in VA are you?
Has this happened there in recent memory before?

>>729802324
Also I mentioned previously that I was 22.

>>729802612
No I don't think so she still 'adores' me as much now as she did then (her words). As for the area within Virginia I'm not going to mention it for safety but I can confirm other people have done it. The most recent I can think of though was in 2009.

AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

your children will be retarded. How does that make you feel?

>>729799073
>send nudes of her now

Send nudes of her in 2005.

Better call the mods now.

>>729801414
so yes.

>>729803044
That's not likely but we are aware of any risks.

wish I could marry my 12 yo cousin tbh

>>729803107
It is still much more likely than with a wider gene pool

When did you introduce her to anal?

And Virginia voted for Trump.

>>729803263
We didn't try anal until like 2010. We Don't do it often but I'm not to bothered.

>>729803405

>liberal logic

>>729803107
also, will you allow your children to marry each other?

>>729799018
landwhale?

>>729803848
If the topic should ever arise we will talk about it but I don't know of they will.

>>729804028
Who?

>>729799018
This thread is useless without pics

As an adult, didn't it bother you to marry someone who is barely mature enough to learn calculus ?

I mean, what did you talk about then ? What the hell did you have in common ? Does she maybe regret it now ?

>>729804433
I'm not giving nude pictures pal

>>729804563
you're a cock tease

>>729804523
We have so much in common you couldn't even fathom. When we are together we can just talk for hours with no topic. We just enjoy each others company. She doesn't regret it and neither do I.

>>729804702
I'll give pictures but not any nude pictures.

>>729804523
He's in America, most of them can't learn calculus anyway

>>729799018

Takbir

>>729799018
>>729799385
Are you a Trump supporter?

>>729804861
Kk lets see your cousin bro.

>>729799018
Why your cousin?

How did your family/friends/communtiy react?

>>729800291
>>729800390

Question is relevant.
OP will reveal whether he is indeed The Killer.

>>729804523
>americans learning calculus
they don't learn stuff that's not in the bible. if it's not written in the bible it's witchcraft.

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>only 1 picture in thread
wtf

>>729804996
Yes. How is that relevant?

show us a picture of her when you married

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>>729805338
>yes

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>>729805037
The picture was taken in 2010. Didn't want to use a current one for security reasons.

>>729805148
I've mentioned above how they reacted

>>729805496
I think hes just another attention whore liar.

These cousin threads pop up daily. They're ALL fake. Same with the what would you do, or post your girlfriend/wife/ex threads.

>>729805541
That wasn't OP that answered

>>729805667
you keep avoiding her age and using years because she's still underage, isn't she

lmao this pedo

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another attention whore

>>729805740
>>729805782
You're both wrong and are just saying shit to get what you want.

If you're 22 now...but married in 2005. That would have made you about 10 years old. Just sayin

>>729802264
How old were you in 2005?

>>729805856
I haven't avoided her age. I've clarified it multiple times if you'd just take the time to read.

>>729799018
>Ask someone who married his 13 year old cousin in 2005 anything.

What's your 13 year old husband like?

>>729806030
Can you even read? I was 22 in 2005.

>>729806049
22

>>729805667
Seems hot and nice, good to breed.
Lucky you OP.

>>729806085
I see what you did there, good one. She's fine.

>>729806169
Thanks man. She's 18 in this picture.

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>>729804894
We start it at about 13-14 here, so I figured. Then again, if you ask someone to marry their 13 year old daughter, getting violently chased away is the the most fortunate thing that can happen to you. Unless you're a gypsy, they do that, and then start spawning their endless hellspawn.

>>729806328
You're not pretending to be OP are you?

>>729805940
Put a time stamp on your whore cousins ass, stick the sharpie in her pooper and post that shit you lieing cuck

>>729805667
Post a pic of yourself OP.

>>729806452
God,no,

>>729805667
She is too pretty
I don't judge you
If I had a cousin like her I would marry her too

>>729806519
You've literally just done what I said you were.

You're Jerry Lee Lewis?

>>729806700
Thanks for the compliment man

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>>729799018
why the degeneracy? I'm genuinely curious.

>>729806731
No

>>729806788
Elaborate

>>729806701
At least im honest.

>>729799018
good god she is fucking amazing

>>729806901
That is true however I'm not honouring your demand, sorry.

>>729799018
Are you any good at piano?

>>729807087
This has previously been asked, no.

>>729804089
You didn't answer the question you fag

>>72980688
well, wouldn'tit make more sense to marry someone around your own age? aren't you aware of the science behind inbreeding?

>>729799018
Sauce on unrelated pic?

>>729800390
It's a Jerry Lee Lewis reference.

>>729807087
>>729807144

OP is a youngfag and doesn't know what you are talking about..

>>729807144
Oh shit, My bad. is anyone in your family an electrician?

is she still hot or did she let herself go?

>>729807379
I'm searching now

>>729802953
So you took advantage of her when she was mentally weak, interesting.

>>729807420
She's still plenty good looking

>>729802953
Lemme guess...Wytheville.

>>729807490
Whatever you say man

>>729799018
What's it like being a muslim?

Sauce on ops pic?

Great balls o' fire
You're a liar

>>729807623
You're not far off

>>729807636
You must be really stupid to not know girls at that age will have a crush on literally anything, you just took advantage of that and mentalize yourself that "hurrr she loved me you had to see her reactions they were so real!" when any girl does that and then lose interest, but now that you have her in your grip she can't really do anything, I mean she could, but she won't cause she still too naive for marrying young and shit you never really let her develop intelligence past that point so she could make her own decisions.

>>729807656
Read above

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Cuzzin Luvvin

>>729807921
You really are stupid aren't you?

>>729807568
plenty good isnt hot and shes in her prime now, so what happens in 5 years when she actually ages and looks like shit?
you got any other 15yos you wanna fuck?

>>729808099
Hur hur nice comeback really got him there

>>729807727
Assuming that this is a true story, the only place in VA that this could happen without a public excoriation would be Southwest VA.

>>729808099
Nice argument there fagtron you sure showed me with those hot opinions. The fact that you can't create any relevant argument proves how right I am.

>>729807921
At what age should a girl marry?

OP here, I'm a cuck fag and have an IQ of a barely functioning retard. All my children will have issues with their vision and reproductive organs. I'll probably have 3 stillborns and crossing my fingers for one with downs

>>729808310
There is literally no point in forming an argument against you. It would be like playing chess with a pigeon. I could be the definitive winner yet the pigeon would knock the pieces off of the board. You're not ready for reason.

>>729808587
Depends, at an age she can sustain herself and her future kids in case a divorce may happen, so probably after graduating or getting a stable job after school.

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>>729808739
Hi. I'm a random /b/ user here pretending to be OP. I'm doing this as I'm getting no love in my real life. My mother didn't live me and I'm jealous that this guy who married is cousin is getting more than I ever will.

>>729808739
it's a myth that the children of first cousins have an increased chance of genetic illnesses. It' just about the same as for random strangers.

>>729808751
Why not just tell the truth instead of moving the goalpost, you have nothing to say on that matter because you know I'm right, there's nothing more simple than that, no need to look into it further, you can't counter argue what I said? You have no business here then.

Protip: Work better on your analogies because they are fucking shit.

>>729808968
Oi! You cheeky bastard! How dare you bring an actual fact into this argument.

>>729808772
Sounds reasonable

>>729808968
No, your chances double; from 3% in the general population to 6% with 1st cousins.

Noods or it didn't happen

>>729809012
So you're counter in this case is 'you know I'm right'. Yeah you've really got me there genius.