Rekt

>>729796215
that actually probably felt so good

bumb

>>729797127
thats the most american webm ive seen today

>>729797127
fake as fuck

Anyone has the webm of the kid being decapitated

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>>729796215
How does this qualify as rekt in your mind?

>>729797599
which one dubs

>>>729797518
School survey raid
Rekt it up faggota

>>729797893
One kid, around 15 y.o., looks spic or sandnigger I wish I had saved the damn vide

>>729797127
Classic

>>729798212
it was funny like the first 10 times, but its reposted so much it gets really fucking stale quickly

>>729798515
yeah, I know, I thought it would get posted some more so I didnt save it

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>>729796215
that fucking video
it hurts to watch

>>729797253
It was at a quinceria or some shit.

>>729798515
It's so lame. I hate that one

>>729799116
holy fuck worth the wait

>>729799116
mate i was waiting for like 30 seconds xD

>>729799302
it doesnt happen till 43 seconds in

>>729796215
I've had to do this before. He's using a drill bit way to big. Get a needle red hot and burn through the nail it's so much easier

>>729799302
>xD

>>729799409
wrong thread go to ylyl

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>>729799116
lmao what an idiot he deserved that

Anyone has the video of the beaten up kid that was a cartel druglord son?

>>729799997
>99997 so close
and damn i wanna see that

>>729799999
>>729799997

>>729800334
god damn>>729799997

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more Xplosions pls

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>>729800601

>>729799409
like sonic running into a monster

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>>729801165
first time i see the end

>>729801596
Get rekt not south korea.

>>729799116
nothing happens, doesn't it.

>>729799116
jesus fuck

>>729799302
>>729802851
The faggot who posted it uploaded the long version for some reason.

>>729803139
I don't like her breasts.

>>729803100
upload the short version then i'm pretty sure it's just a loop

>>729801084
8 wheeler for 2 shitty missiles?

>>729803844
It's an APC you moron

>>729800601
this is beautiful.

>>729804079
the rear end is blocked mate.
Are you sure?

>>729799116
Holy fuck why did I watch this I hate heights

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>>729800980
I'm now fully erect.

all my shits has audio and is long because /gif/ is a superior board in every way

WHERE ARE THE REKT ?

>>729804362
>>729804079
LAV?

>>729801924
same lol

>>729805726
i think he missed the heart

>>729805903
>>729805726
I think he shot the wrong target.

>>729805967
i think hes was a dumb fag

>>729805941
wrong thread bro
>>729801780

>>729801924
Dang. Those Korean chicks are colder than Beyonce and Kelly looking at Michelle like wtf gurl?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jipr3GGrnRA

Also, what happened here?

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>>729796215

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>>729806363
Go fuck your mum

>>729800980
i say we have a couple hundred years at most before we break the planet for good

>>729806749
K Y S

>>729796345
Never used a drill but I have used a needle and it does feel amazing

>>729799116
Holy shit!!!
the wait is well worth it!

>>729797431
>vid been around forever
>no reason to doubt it's veracity
yeah sure kiddo. Found 4chan last summer eh?

>>729801924
In my marching band we were told if you drop your sheet music just keep going on like you didn't. Same basic principle

>>729801924
Oh there she goes again... fuckin attention whore.

>>729803004
Fucking nigger

>>729807148
This isnt real right?

>>729796215
Rekt? He did it on purpose to let the blood drain from under his nail. Fucking kids..

>>729809315
this guy has some balls

>>729809592
no it's real.
The spring-board has a loose screw and the board unbuckled thus allowing the spring to unload all its potential energy in the form of kinetic energy.

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Last one for now.

>>729797127
Kek that recoil..

>>729809771
I can't tell if you are fucking with me. That seems like a big ass leap though

>>729799697
had to do it when i had this under my toenail but it was to think the needle wouoldnt go through so had to use drill

>>729809171
He pulls out the hose since he doesn't have rudimentary chemistry knowledge.

>>729810415
whats that whores name? shes a porn star right?

>>729809589
How do you feel?

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>>729808965
story pls

>>729809810
>lol it's just a prank bro

>>729809276
What kind of yards bring sheet music out onto the field with them?

>>729809967
leave you stankin nigga what the fuck you thankin nigga

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>>729808180

>>729810722
It's in the filename.

Remember tose Reebooks from the 90s that you pumped to enhance your athletic performance?
They're all the rage now in Latin America (since they just got them a couple of years ago), and some kid pumped them too much, so they exploded.

>>729811131
cmon man lmao

>>729801924
>get ready to go on stage
>spent the last 3 months with choreographer rehearsing moves
>told all of my friends and family to tune into my performance tonight
>walk onto stage
>bright lights in my eyes
>see all of my friends and family in the audience
>thisisit.jpg
>mosquito or something falls in my eye
>flinch
>be wearing heels and fall over
>spaghetti spills out from pockets
>everyone sees
>can't let everyone know that mosquito took me down
>start spasming my body and shaking to make it seem like I have a seizure
>they'll feel so sorry for me
>look up at fellow singers
>no one buys it
>have to try harder to get them to believe my autistic act
>shit and piss myself
>now maybe they'll believe it
>band manager sees me shitting and pissing myself and pulls me off the stage

>>729806536
Looks like a seizure. Maybe an epileptic attack, probably caused be stage lights

>>729811240
It's either that, or he kicked a truck tyre without checking its structural integrity, so it exploded on him and the pressure did that to his leg.

>>729808468
Imagine the whiplash...

>>729801165
that nigga dead

>>729809653
I don't remember if this was a crazy guy who did this on purpose or if the husband did it. It's one of the two, I remember seeing this fresh when it happened.

>>729811756
Imagine not hitting the ground...

>>729808583
did they died?

>>729808180
me nigger me kill and rob fellow nigger over petty bullshit

>>729810722
>>729811240
>>729811543
https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/32btzk/kid_kicks_bus_tire_bus_tire_blows_up_this_is_the/cq9w8ly/

>>729812225
Imagine his arms...

>>729808965
holy fuck dude like all the flesh was just hanging off

>>729812396
no

>>729808559
it's posted on /b/
that's more than enough reason to doubt anything's veracity
link to news story or it didn't happen

>>729807148
I love how white shirt in the background doesn't even move. He just sits there thinking to himself, "Heh heh, nobody will ever know I tampered with those springs."

>>729799116
geez the end is so scary

>>729808355
Had to watch that a few times that's a lot of blood.

>>729813068
Yeah, horses have a lot of it.
In the past, when soldiers were marching from country to cuntry and there was no food, they used to make a cut on a horse and drink some of its blood to survive, and it wasn't even enough to kill the horse.

>>729810247
It's happened before, most of the times the people don't go flying into the judges table though.

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>>729813333
checked

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Less commenting more posting faggots

>>729809315
god damn.

>>729814681
Why don't any of these faggots ever try to fight back. They know they're about to get executed, why not make them work for it?

>>729814717
>dog's tail wagging
i think doggo wanted to an hero.

>>729809771
Actually it's a commercial for Craftsman.

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>>729806580

NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE SO MUCH FUCKING NOPE DEAR GOD JESUS WHY KILL IT WITH FIRE NUKE IT FROM ORBIT

>>729814717
It'd be better if he also shot that bitch in the grey/pink shirt when she came after him.

>>729799116
Nigga wtf i waiting 5 minutes for nothing.

>>729808180
Is he okay?

>>729796215
People do that on purpose to relief pressure after an finger injury. not really rekt

>>729799116
I've done that. A lot.

>>729796215
Did this fucker find the largest drill bit that he could?

>>729816136
fuckin niggers

>>729808539
Why do people constantly chop that video up?

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>>729816302

>>729796345

It's easier to heat a needle over a lighter and them press it in. Much smaller hole and penetrates faster too.

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I have some good ones, but the fucking file limit size is killing me :(

>>729809592
>>729809771
>>729810247
Actual gymnast here. This is very fake. The springs in a spring board aren't under that much compression when the board is just sitting there. They're just really stiff. So even if the straps on the sides come undone, you just end up with a broken board, not a super jump. Also, thats not even what you wear for vault. You wear shorts on floor and vault.

>>729809239
that video continue?

>>729816533
but why are they blue

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>>729816566
whats happening here?

>>729816817
>guy going around robbing people
>other guy puts his shit on the ground to distract thief
>pulls gun and shoots thief

>>729817083
>filename

had some good keks there

>>729816037
did he died?

>>729811036
High school nigger

>>729817243
thanks anon

>>729808778

This is an excellent metaphor of /b/.

>>729815970
dat filename

>>729816533
he got smurfed

>>729797431

>real story that made the news
>been in rekt threads for a couple years

welcome new friend

>>729810415

I miss old time seattle

>>729798730
Why? probably huge relief. That blood was under his nail in the first place, probably throbbing

>>729815020
would you rather die quick like them or be tortured to death?

>>729800601

>1951
>HD

um wut?

>>729808355
Whats wrong with that fucking dog

>>729806792

a planet can't be broken, gravity will always put it back together. We'd need something fast and big enough to knock it out of orbit.

>>729816037
Ain't that just a bitch? Long fall off a tall building is bad enough, but he's got to plunge to his death screaming, "OW! OW! OW! FUCK!" because he banged his shin when he fell. That shit HURTS.

>>729816499
Graphics quality is shit.
what happened?

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>>729818994
>a planet can't be broken

We have idort here

>>729810415

>jesus will judge you
>but I'll kick your ass first

>>729801924
An the, that's not my fucking job award goes too..

>>729812379
"OOGA BOOGA MUH DICK"

>>729815989
>using a bit that goddamn big
>putting that much direct pressure on it
My mum was a metal worker and had to do that once in a while when she smasher her fingies. You use a small bit or a hot needle and you press the blood out slowly.

>>729809380
Idk why this made me laugh

>>729799302
>xD

Newfag detected

>>729816741
White Lives Matter! He was just showing her his cool gun.

>>729814717
What's the story behind this shit?

>>729808180
But I thought black lives matter?

>>729821852
>cop knocks on door
>violent nigger pit bull answers
>gets a lead antidote for being a nigger pit

I'm a letter carrier and I fucking wish I could carry when I'm out working with all the shit dogs people have.
I just have mace, which is better than nothing.

>>729821704
In the actual vid, the idiot girl cop pulls her taser first while the other cop shoots the guy.
She'd be dead if he wasn't there

>>729819929
You don't even need a drill, just a small sharp bit and finger power do drain the blood.

>>729796215
aarrrrghh

>>729816566
Let me just hide behind this Asian chick then

>>729796215
But this webm is only implied rekt. He's obviously just draining the blood and relieving the pressure. I did the same when I got my fingers smashed in a car door.

>>729814717
>
>>729814717
I don't get it.. So he's supposed to let the dog chew on his ass instead of protecting himself

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>>729816419
Always liked that video, dude is a badass.

>>729809239
>that instant titty grab
I legitimately laugh every time I see this posted

>>729808180
>MC Hammer

>>729809404
Kendrick lammar new MV looks lit af

>>729816750
>>729809239
>>729824603
Medic was probably like "I know the leg pressing machine broke your both knees, but we still haven't figured out why your breast is bruised"

I gotta ask, why do you guys like this shit? Like forreal?

>>729825848
Most are funny. See that isis video of the point blank headshot. See for example that old macro "Y u no". It's literally (in the proper sense) the same thing.

>>729801133
>woah that impact is neat
>just is brightness turned up

Why is isis so gay

>>729805903
pretty sure he hit his lung and it collapsed and he fainted.

>>729809738
the second guy died

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>>729824437
>implying dog was going to chew on his ass
Dogs run at people all the fucking time.

>>729814473
kek

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>>729818871
HD has been around for a long time, its also probably been enhanced

if your testing nukes you can afford the best in the world

>>729825848
It's interesting to see different situations people get into. I bet you don't look away from a car crash when you see one.
What's the difference?

>>729808468
how the fuck?

>>729815020
I can say detonation cord would be a bad way to go. Very quick. If you streched det cord from california to new york it would only take 10 minutes to burn from one end to the other.

Hot af not gonna lie

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>>729801526

>>729827601
Prob a fire or something and they chucked him out the window

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>>729818425
>>729816533
smurf gone rong in the smurf

>>729808583

this looks like a scene from full metal alchemist

>>729798957
That braking action in the rain, should be a commercial

>>729797253
And it didn't even happen in America, weird.

>>729816566
I love seeing this

>>729818871
>>729827280
You two cannot be serious. I am assuming you're both trolling hard - that was on film, not video - still to this day far, far superior in image quality that any video - HD or not. But you're trolling (dear God I can only hope.)

>>729816793
Christ how I love seeing these niggers drop.
Gives me a hardon

>>729822046
that isn't a cop

>>729826974
It's a pit. I would have fucking shot it too you fucking rabid dog apologist

>>729810329
That man is not on skis...

>>729828527
>OC in most likely a liberal nigger shithole
Looks like a cop to me

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>>729815202
>>729824437
>>729822046
i have a dog and it jumps on every new person it meets and tries to lick their face because it gets exited, never hurt no one.
would shoot back the fucker and watch him bleed on my porch.
imo better a dead nigger, than a dog.

score

>>729815029
i think your mum has brain aids

>>729796215

not rekt, that's how you solve a painful problem. I've had that before but used a hot needle instead.

>>729829252
You have a poorly trained dog with bad manners that is unpredictable.
I'm not going to take your word that it's "friendly".

>"Aww he's just playing!"
Yeah, well I'm just bleeding.
Especially if it's a breed known for violence like a pit.

There have been tons of apologists like you that claim
>"Oh he's never done that before!!"
While someone has a chunk taken out of them.

I'm bored

>>729829707
You're retarded. End of story.
I'm not even apart of this conversation, but reading what you say and how you say it. I worry you're retarded.

>>729829819
>I'm not even apart of this conversation
Keep it that way pls

>>729810554
Explain to me why you shouldn't pull it out? Air right? Car's gonna blow up anyway so...

>>729829951
Why should I? I lurk these forums, and when I see a little retarded bitch, I think it's nice to go ahead and inform him that he is being retarded and useless.

>>729819338
>Idort
OK

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>>729797127
>Americans support this being able to happen

>>729830032
>Explain to me why you shouldn't pull it out?
Gas is already on fire, if you pull it out, it's still pumping gas everywhere and will do what you see in the video.

> Car's gonna blow up anyway so...
You watch too many movies. There's limited oxygen in a gas tank, so leaving it in will contain the fire and it will eventually burn itself out, or stay contained long enough that you can get a fire extinguisher to it.

At the end of the day, if the pump catches on fire, leave it in the car. It will turn out better in the long run.

>>729805941
Out

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>>729809589
>obvious head injury
I know, how about I drag and jostle her a bunch to see if she wakes up

>>729817291
>>729819065
that was a planned fake fall

>>729803004
>how leafy lost his chin

>>729829707
then stay out of my yard you cock sucker. don't like dogs, don't go near them. have a job that puts you around dogs - get a new fucking job. touch my dog and I will bury you out by the canal.

>>729808180
that nigger page

>>729815020
They run them through mock executions many times before actually killing them.

They probably prepped these guys by wrapping cord around their necks a dozen times before they actually killed them.

>>729831201
You have a dog you obviously can't control. If I'm walking down the street and it charges me, I'll fucking defend myself.

Control your fucking dog so other people aren't at risk.

>>729829707
no need to take my word, i'm responsible for my dog and as long as you're on MY property you better respect that.
you come knocking on my door, at my yard, expect to be licked and sniffed all over.
else why the fuck would you even come.

>>729808355
why they do that?

>>729827601
don't try and justify footage from chinkland

>>729831401
>else why the fuck would you even come.
I'm a postal carrier, so that's a pretty good reason.

Too bad I can't carry while on duty, but if your dog charges me I'll fucking mace it, you can bet on that.

>>729831401
I'm alright with that if you're alright with me bringing a jar of peanut butter.

>>729819338
He's obviously referring to the fact that accretion will pull back the loose remaining material eventually.

>>729831390
>down the street
this shit happened in their front yard

>>729816136
>0 Dex character

>>729809065
daaamn

>>729813068
I mean what do you think is in the humps?

>>729830682
Are you retarded
You pull it out but release the lever. No more gas comes out, asshole

>>729808559
>believes everything on the internet
>has a small penis
Nice bruh.

>>729803368
fag

>>729831416
It's called domesticating.
When horse is wild you kill
When horse is docile you let live and make son
Repeat for all horse you have
Now take all son of most docile horse and repeat
After some times all horse is docile because descend of docile horse and not wild horse.

>>729831649
And what if it was a kid who didn't know better? Fuck violent uncontrolled dogs, there's a reason they're destroyed after this. We have laws about feral animals.

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>>729809738
ХАХАХАХАХА ёбаны укропи!!!

>>729831569
first you'll get shot, then you'll get sued.
howbah dat

>>729799116
holy shit

>>729809404
niggers vs rednecks final fight

>>729831595
only if you rub it on your dick

>>729832018
You'll shoot an unarmed postal worker delivering the shit YOU ordered?
Good luck defending that in court m8

>>729809810
Goddamit dude

>>729808180
https://youtu.be/otCpCn0l4Wo

>>729831933
we also have rights about private property

>>729805726
idiot

>>729816566
Little bit overkill

>>729812107
I get the feeling he did it

>>729809810
>pointing a gun at someone and pulling the trigger

I hope he was convicted of murder. Fucking idiot

>>729808252
any experienced fighters can tell me if this guy is actually good or not? is he a boxer or something else? that was insane

>>729816741
Fuckin tiger reflexes.
Or the fat guy was already giving off "I'm gonna try to shoot you" vibes.

>>729832437
And there are laws about controlling your animals. Who do you think would be more sympathetic in court?
Your dumb dog or someone's mauled and bloodied kid?

>>729799116
FUCK Poor guy :(

>>729832222
>mace my dog
>unarmed
choose one

>>729812416
Imagine Dragons....

>>729832610
Yes, he is.
IIRC those two were sent by the local mob boss to intimidate him or something like that.

>>729808468
MODS

>>729832610
Guy has a solid lead hook. Definitely trained.

>>729832497
How so? Now he can't victimize someone else who maybe couldn't defend themselves.

Fuck criminals, the world became a better place that day.

>>729816793
>George Lucas protects his studio

>>729808724
niggers

>>729812549

It does look fake for some reason but I remember this news story, no idea if its legit. It was at a wedding or something in some middle eastern country or Turkey or some shit. Just google "young kid kills dad during party/wedding"

>>729799116

HOLY

>>729829252
This. Wtf is that worthless fuck doing their in the first place? I wouldve immediately went and got my gun and blown him away

>>729832768
Equal force m8

And postal workers have broad protections about animals, since we are delivering shit to your house that YOU ordered.
Again, good luck telling a jury that irritating your dog warrants death.

>>729832497
It wasn't clear what he was doing. Did he have a gun or something?

Can't imagine what would be worth shooting a guy in the middle of a crowd. If he only had a knife I'd say to scare him off with the gun, but I guess if he also had a gun there's no point in drawing unless you're gonna shoot first.

>>729814627
legit

>>729831390
actually my three dogs are trained to do a running down (pretty fucking hard) and respond to hand signals (easier). fuck you. but if you're in my yard - FOR ANY FUCKING REASON - and you hurt my dog, I will be extraordinarily motivated to convince you that that was a very poor decision on your part.

>>729809810
what the fuck happened

>>729833020
He looked like a government employee or something.
Maybe don't have feral animals that attack the first person they see.

>>729829707
You're getting BTFO. I suggest you stay home if you think that way

>>729832610
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XCwCbfReET8

Pretty much did this

>>729809239
bruh how much was this bitch pressing, like 2000 pounds?