You know what the fuck to do

im in love with someone 8 years older than me ( im 20 ) and live halfway around the world

I found some photos on the computer, I thought my son downloaded. She didn't show her face in any of the photos but she was really hot. I put them on a slideshow and started beating. When I finished cumming I looked at the photos more closely and recognized the background as my daughters room. I accidentally jerked off and came to my 19yo daughter.

>>729794921
how did it feel?

i got paid by huthis to lie to news reporters

>>729794872
Im in love with someone whos 6 years older than me and travels all over and it fuckin sucks i feel u bro

I always look for hot chicks or young girls to rub against on packed trains.
On one side I'm a pervert on the other side. The alternative is ugly women or angry businessmen

>>729794921
Oh shiiiiiiit. Were you attracted to her at all before that? If not, how bout now??? Lol

>>729795058

A little freaked out at first but now she makes me cum a couple times a week. Sometimes I'll take the laptop into her room, turn on the slideshow, lay on her bed and cum into a pair of her used panties.

>>729796262
thats fucked up you gotta stop this crap you faggot

my sister gave me her virginity when she was 13.

>>729796262
Show us panties you fraud

>>729796840
And how old were you

>>729797157
7

I let my girlfriend fuck her coworker because she heard he had a huge dick. They met before work one day and fucked, she took pics and all. Lowkey turned me on.

>>729797237
Nice

>>729797157

21

>>>729797237

lol. no.

I sage all bot/fake/shill threads such as:

-wwyd
-facebook/insta
-girlfriend/wife/ex
-cousin fucking
-dubs decide what I reply with
-Im a chef at Wendy's AMA

None of those threads hold any legitimacy. Even kik threads are entrapments.

>>729797391
Anon, you are a cuck. Sorry to say it, but it is what you are, a damn literal cuck.

I married my 13 year old cousin in 1956

I babbysit for a friend of the family's. Well, like the third time babysitting this night i was really tdf. Of course babbysitting a seven year old fucked this. So i fucked their dog against their table. To this day, I never told them, despite people knowing about my fetish for doggos.

>>729797537

are you mexican by any chance?

>>729797391
Stop pushing the cuckold narrative. I know you keep making cuck threads. You've never even had a real girlfriend.

>>729797667
Nope. I just know all those threads are spam and a load of shit. I do know however that half of those threads are to bait people, especially ones that ask for kik and discord to "trade"

>>729797792

may i ask what why you have such an emotinal investment in such a thing?

are you bed-ridden? disabled? no life outside of this place?

im not arguing. just want to understand you.

>>729797623
Big or small dog

>>729793620
I want to die but i dont have the guts to kill myself

>>729797929

then you dont want to die.

people who do kill themselves. you just want attention. like a child.

>>729797911
Because they're fucking spam and data mining has gone on long enough. And I thought /v/ had a problem with them, but /b/ is a fucking shit fest with idiots falling for it.

In 2005 I (a 22 year old man at the time) married my 13 year old cousin in the state of Virginia.

>>729797929
i feel the same way but i want to do so with honor so i joined the army

>>729798217
Damn son yall live happily ever after????

>>729798149
>Because they're fucking spam and data mining has gone on long enough

the entire internet is a data mine. are you 12?

my question is: why are you so emotionally invested in this? you're not making a difference. not even a little one.

>>729794921
Meh I blew a load in my 13 year olds panties over lunch.

Next.

>>729798309
We're still together to this day. Ask anything.

I sold a pair of panties to a guy from here because I really needed some extra money

I can only image what he did with them

>>729798386
And why should I just let it happen? It honestly sounds like I'm a threat.

>>729798652
Whoa whoa i need to get into this business. How much money you get for it

Live on the ground floor in my student dorm right next to the laundry room. I always go in there to look through peoples freshly washed clothes to see if I can find some girls panties then I proceed to take them back to my room cum on them just a little bit before putting them back. Turns me on so much to know that someone is gonna be wearing my cum stained panties.

im need a gf real bad and i just cant take it no more

>>729798548
Why did u get married in the first place

>>729798548
Not him but how did she take it? Is she actually happy, did she ever find it wierd, did you have kids, how long did it take for her to adapt? Im sickemed, but ultimately curious.

I'm addicted to heroin and I'm trying to lead a normal life.

>>729798710
>It honestly sounds like I'm a threat.

lol. holy shit you are completely delusional. hahahahaha.

you're literally the incarnation of the fat neckbeard meme.

are you euphoric at this time?

>>729798747
He gave me $50
and it was super cheap to ship too I just folded them up and put them in a ziplock and into an envelope.

>>729798836
Then go find yourself a girl, simple as that.

When i can lock myself in a bathroom at work, someone's house, or anywhere, i piss in the sink. Started cuz i was too self conscious to have a loud stream followed by a flush, so i pretend i was just washing my hands

>>729794921
show the pics

>>729798981
Yeah, and I tip my fedora as well.

Honestly, you seem so concerned about what I do compared to anyone else's shit in this thread.

I tried to rub the neighbor's cat's vagina and felt a lump. It was a male cat with a boner.

i got my wife's bestfriend pregnant three years ago, and despite her still being with the same boyfriend and me still married, we're gonna have our second baby in october

I want to fuck the piss out of my 13 yr old niece SORRYYYY

>>729798994
i live in a musilm country

>>729798987
I need extra cash and could use an excuse to get some new underwear i don't know why i never thought about doing this shit. Did he use paypal to pay you?? Sorry actually curious about this

>>729799134
>Honestly, you seem so concerned about what I do compared to anyone else's shit in this thread.

im not concerned. just fascinated that you are so invested and burn so much fuel doing what really amounts to pissing in an ocean of piss.

may i ask how old you are?

is your life empty of meaning other than posting here?

>>729794872
Ur location?

>>729799295
England?

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>>729799422
>>729799422
>>729799422

>>729799067
Ew just put toilet paper in the bowl or turn the sink on and let it run you weirdo

>>729795445
That u dublindare

>>729794872
Pics

>>729798836
Alex pls

>>729799262
That's crazy, definitely dna blood testing my children no matter what lol

made my sister pregnant when she was 16 but we didnt have it.

>>729799318
Yup it was on paypal
how new are you lol? you know guys like that especially from here

>>729795438
Oh shiiiiiiit. Were you lying to them at all before that? If not, how bout now??? Lol

>>729799413
saudi arabia

My cousin (5 years older) used to kinda molest me when I was 7-13 and I can't tell is it's fucked me up mentally or emotionally or if its affected me at all. I'll get more into detail if someone wants me to and answer questions.

>>729798072
You are right, i dont want to die but neither do i want to live so whats the third option?

>>729798850
>>729798933
Come here and I'll answer any questions you have
>>729799018

>>729797618
how old are you ancientfag?

>>729799753
I guess i just didn't see the legitimacy behind it half the time lol. And i haven't been this desperate for cash in a while

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>>729799922

attention whoring THIS HARD.

>>729799911
still do, i got internet and no one is raping me

I enjoy wanking while eating icecream

>>729800026
live your life to the fullest. after all... you have nothing to lose.

>>729800026
>You are right, i dont want to die but neither do i want to live so whats the third option?

stop posting that you want to kill yourself. thats all i care about.

>>729800190
What a shame

>>729800216
>live your life to the fullest

do you know what a platitude is?

>>729799710
that's probably a good idea

>>729800026
brain damage
you can achieve it by doing great amounts of shrooms and LSD.. that'll keep you busy

>>729800190
Fuck you, you houthi dick sucking bastard

>>729800446
i've done lots of lsd and shrooms and i don't have brain damage.

I guess I'd like to try a drug or two but of course can't due to implications in the legelese and also because of possible addiction

>>729800546
You need more fagola

>>729796840
I applaud your sister but not for the reasons that most of the /b/tards would.
I applaud her for choosing to give her virginity to a person who will always love her, be there for her, and have her back. Smart girl.
Most females lose their virginity to useless sacks of shit just looking for a nut, who then leave them or abuse them, making her regret their choice of partners for their first time.
Kudos to both of you and tell your sister that at least one /b/tard respects her for choosing wisely.

I'm a faggot.

>>729800099
Checked

Also my secret is i have been fucked by 3 guys in the highschool bathroom (I'm a very feminine looking guy, imagine how softer i looked in high school)

That's kinda my secret because that's the only sexual thing i ever did in school.

No French kissing anyone, no dates, just the one time raw 3 guy gangbang

>>729800800
It says share your secrets

once when i was 5-6 i snuck into my sisters bed at a motel 8 / we were traveling. and she was prolly 11 and i had pants pulled down and touched her with my dickand she flipped out and pushed me off the bed she did never tell

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>>729800725

thank you anon.

have a picture of her butt.

>>729799735
story?

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>>729800546

>>729801157
Kek

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>>729800875
flawless

>>729793620
Im married but I can't wait until next week. I'm going out of town for business and gonna fuck me some sissy asshole just like I do every time I go out of town.

>>729794872

I'm in love with someone 21yr younger than me and live in my city.

>>729801092

>have sex with sister for some time.
>be obsessed with cumming inside her.
>i really really want to try it.
>one time i ask her if i can try it.
>she says yes.
>its amazing but i regret it after.
>i think not to do it again.
>"this is last time".
>be with sister again another time.
>having sex.
>ask her again.
>says ok.
>think "thisis last time". again.
>repeat.

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>>729801376

best of those out of town?

>>729797537
Get those log shit thread on your list. How do you hire those anyway?

>>729801502
dat broken family cry cry struggle tho

My boyfriend constantly ignores me and talks to his exes instead of to me, so i went and tried to get laid/raped by guys. Literally right before it happened, he found out and raped the shit out of me and slapped my face over and over and i was more turned on than i have ever been in my life. How do i get him to do this again without pretending to fuck other men.

>>729800800
>one of my neighbours daughters is placed in my care
>no one picking her up for hours and hours
>she is very clingy, physical and kinda stupid as fuck
>i am trying to masturbate in my room
>she wants to sit with me
>I let her sit on my lap as she eats her ice cream
>he face gets smudgy from ice cream
>i am still hard from edging before
>i start rubbing the tip of my dick through my shorts
>as she straddles my left leg and eats ice cream
>i play with her by running my fingers on her smudgy face
>she is stupidly laughing and sucking on my fingers as if to catch every drop of ice cream
>oh god
I start fingering her mouth slowly telling her to suck every drop of ice cream from my finger
>she sucks hard with her little mouth
>i i go over the edge, using the same hand i grab my dick
>I barely manage to stroke twice before i explode in a knee shaking orgasm
>i tell her the ice cream gave me chills
>my hand is covered is hot sticky salty cum
>idea
>i put my hand back on her face
>I rub the cum everywhere
>tehehehhe anon stop rubbing the ice cream on my face
>I finger her mouth with my cummy fingers
>ewwww what is that
>oh idea cream gets a little salty if you leave it out
>oh ok anon
>eventually I fucked her brains out much, much later in life but that's how it all started

This is, an actual, real story.

>>729801841
>dat broken family cry cry struggle tho

i dont understand.

>>729801851
>
Ask for it faggot. You want it, go for it, if you get off to dysfunctional and bad relationships and are wiling to fuck yourself over for a good lay, go and ask for one you libido controlled retard.

>>729793620
I have foot fetish and my gf hate this. She doesn't know that i am.

>>729801915

her age?
your age?

>>729802601
>>729801915

samefag.

When i was very little, a neighbour took me to his house to "play" with his son.

His son had no interest in me, he sat on an old Nintendo and minded his own business.

The neighbour started telling me funny dirty jokes, then made me woozy with some kind of very juice which was delicious.

I remember the sensation of being bottomless and then wearing a skirt.
He put a skirt on me and made me sit on his dick
I remember his shaft inch after inch sliding up my ass even years after
He fucked me for a few minutes, maybe half and hour before taking me to the sink where he washed me up and then put my actual bottoms on and walked me home.

He literally fucked me for half and hour then left me out on our porch and told me that if i said anything he would hurt everything i know.

I told my parents who basically went to battle the monster with police and jail and court and first lawyer and then second lawyer and eventually he went to jail.


Now, i kinda wish i could go back in time. For the sole purpose of wanting to maybe suck him off as well.

Do you understand how bad that desire is?

>>729801915
I fucking lost it at
>idea
>i put my hand back on her face
>I rub the cum everywhere

>>729802601
Why ofc
She was 19
I was 26

Ehem

>>729802706
No shame in it, people sexualize traumatic shit all the time anon, you are no different, it was your first time, you got attached to it subconsciously, let it go and be at peace with yourself, wank off five times in a row to get rid of decision clouding libido and relax.

I know a secret

I know who is paying for the cuck threads

>>729803062
Everyone knows its the jews anon, thats no secret.

>>729803062

the jews?
or the right wingers?

>>729798836
Then kill yourself

>>729798941
Dont end up Like Kurt Cobain

>>729803144
>>729803182
I shit you not it's a 41 year old Irish woman.
I am fucking serious.
She actually pays good money for this shit.
The reason is liberal-aggressive propaganda.

And the best part is, she's not even Jewish.
Here's where it gets interesting though, her boss is a Jew. An Ashkenazi Russian

>>729803039
You are a good man, thanks
Any secrets of your own?

>>729803495
>I shit you not it's a 41 year old Irish woman.
>I am fucking serious.

i believe anything now. we live in weird times.

whats the point of promoting cuckoldry anyway?

I fell in love my GF's sister, who happens to be my best friend's girl.

We ended up having a fling and she wanted me to act as her 2nd boyfriend. So, I had to dump my girlfriend for her. For some crazy reason, I went through with it. Then I realized she could potentially be a narcissist, so I bailed and trying to get back together with my ex (her sister). My ex doesn't know about the whole ordeal and the reasons for the breakup. Best friend still together her, I'm trying to get back with my ex and she heavily disapproves of it.

So, perhaps it's a ticking time-bomb of crazy waiting to go off. :/

>>729793620
I am actually one of only two people who is ever on /b. I have convinced the other guy (you) that I am bunches of other people all posting different things. I am only posting this cause I know you wont believe it.

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>>729804175
This one got me wet

>>729803551
My secrets? Im afraid I dont have much to spill, I once, out of rage for a deleted savefile (had a mission that involved sharks and I was terrified of them, mission included tigh corners, swiming right next to sharks and hunting them, two hours of cold sweats) and I ripped a free ticket to go to a local waterpark.my sis earned, but I cried after doing that, thing is, nobody ever actually cared much about it or remembered it at all since we never really went to those places, so I cried and hid it really well because I though they would get mad as fuck. More related to you, since my memory was shit, I once was told by a gypsie kid slightly older than me to suck his dick in primary sxhool and I couldnt quite remember what happened, so I always had this doubt if I sucked him off or not, but no, years afterward my mother told me the full story and now I kniw that not only did I not suxk.him off, I was so furious about that faggot my dad was impressed at my "manlyness". You have to let go of that stuff anon, it eats you up, it happened to you but you cant let it affect you

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I've stolen the panty of my brothers girlfriend. I stil fuck it today thinking of her. Oh i would love sucking her tits.

>>729798466
Greentext your story

One time I rented a hotel room, just so I could take a long hot shower.

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>>729804947
>grabs panties
>goes to work
>lunchbreak
>busts a nut
???????????

>>729801025
Thank you very much, anon, though I did not say those words for compensation of any kind. I sincerely mean them and wish you both long and happy lives with, or without, each other's physical love.
Just know that she will always remember the gift you gave her. I think it will make your personal bond far stronger than it ever would have been otherwise.

>>729805615

we are still really close but just no sex. thank you for the nice words.

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I browse 4Chan.

I still love her

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>>729806373
I love this pic

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>>729806980(You)
Are my Hero anon

>>729793620
i have a reddit account

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>>729807971
Thanks

i want to impregnate a middle schooler

>>729809271
I have a chubby 13 year old at home you can fuck

>>729797929
I feel you anon. I raised my kids telling them how much I loved them all the time and developed a close relationship with them. Now my life has gone to shit and I want to die but I can't an hero because of how much it would hurt them. Its kind of ironic that my plan to show so much love is what is keeping me from ending the mental suffering I feel constantly.

>>729799318
Wow a female that never thought about using her pussy for personal gain. You are like a goddamn unicorn or some shit.

>>729809611
Pics

>>729793620
Check out these secret DUBS

>>729801851
Tell him he
>raped the shit out of me and slapped my face over and over and i was more turned on than i have ever been in my life
it should work

>>729793620
I don't seed torrents

>>729810851
ive been hinting that it turned me on but hes still a distant cunt so i rarely get a real conversation with him, he only really talks if i provoke him.

We haven't dated in 3 or 4 years and we've both moved on to other people and found other happinesses.

But nothing is ever going to compare to them time I spent with her.

She's on my mind more often than I would like because it dogs at me but knowing we had that time and knowing she was happy at the time.is enough for me.

I just wish I hadn't pushed for the abortion

I only like Milfs and have no real pedo thoughts but I would love one time to cum balls deep in a young girls pussy who had yet to get her period so there would be no chance of pregnancy.

my ex girlfriend was raped by a whole family of pedophiles that i can link you guys to...

the problem is no one would ever believe me and as much as i would love to see my ex girlfriend's dad's side get what they deserve, there's just no evidence

>>729811271
Id have to marry her first to make it legal, but id do it

>>729811043
I dated a girl that liked to be hit when she was getting fucked. She said "hit me". I gave her a little slap. "harder". ok. "hit me and tell me don't cum". Next thing I know I'm slapping the shit out of her and yelling at her don't cum bitch while I'm grudge fucking her. I had to gtfo because I thought I might be getting set up or something. Definitely came buckets tho.

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>>729807971
I have the feeling you like her.
Heh

I'm desperate but "someone" doesn't stop following me and makes me uncomfortable.

>>729812066
What does this even mean?

my moms friend tried to fonger me in the back of my moms car

>>729812193
Classic

>>729811845
what were her initals?

I fingered my cousin earlier this year. We are both 16 and I think she's really pretty. We aren't blood related technically, but we've hung out together almost everyday since we were little. I honestly think I'm in love with her, but I don't know how to tell anyone. I don't even think she knows I'm in love with her.. I wonder if she feels the same way. I wish her mom would have never married my uncle..

>>729793620
I want to cuddle with Finn Wolfhard from Stranger Things. Just cuddle though. Maybe give kisses.

>>729812533
DD

>>729812717
MODS UNDERAGE

>>729811737
Dated a girl for about 6mths that grew up in one of those nudist colony places it happens a lot apparently, Dad and both her brothers fucked her all the time and she got shared out to other guys with daughters also. I asked her when she lost her virginity? Boy that was a mistake which sent me down the rabbit hole, she said she didn't know and for as long as she could remember Dad and brothers doing sex stuff with her.

>>729797391
If by huge dick you mean 5 inch pencil, I might believe this.

>the continuing story of me and Sarah, the 11 Year old sister of my girlfriend...

(cont.)

>>729809271
There's a 13 year old girl I play video games with online whose cool, I imagine fingering her sweet untouched pussy

>>729794921
Everyone has jerked off to your fuckable slut daughter.

>>729797618
Is that you, Jerry Lee???

>>729800076
just camwhore, buying stamps and envelopes is such a hassle. camwhoring you don't even need to get dressed in the morning.

>>729796840
That's hot

>>729793620
ok. here is a story which i really hate for some reason unkown to me.

>be me, shopping sth so boring i already forgot
>standing in the waiting line
>nice girl in front of me, didnt saw her face
>bored as fuck
>started to pick in nose
>found a rare monster booger
>no hanky and nothing to put it on, no toilet, fuck, no even a wall next to me
>decided to flick it away
>successful
>see it between buns of tight jeans of the girl. huge.
>short moment of thinking of put it away
>stopped movement, because this would make me responsible for it
>discarded idea
>looked around. noone saw it
>pretended nothing happed...

>>729811737
>>729812903
location?

>>729804175
we've had some good chats though haven't we anon?

Fug you and fug me

>>729799282
I'm in the same situation with my 12 yr old niece

>>729813654
AL TN line is where she's from. We were in VA at the time.

>>729801851
You need fetlife

>>729814657
Well i mean, i want him to fuck me like that, but it was only because he was legitimately mad that i was gonna go sleep with someone else. I mean how do i make him mad like that again.

Slap yer face

>>729814809
your name start with a T?

You've got other ways to piss him off if you want. You want him to treat you like a slut, act like a slut in front of him. you don't have to actively try to fuck other guys, you have to make him think of you as getting what you deserve.

>>729814809
Tell him you're gonna go get some real dick from a nignog.

>>729815218
Name starts with a G, nicknames start with L/S

Thanks for the advice, ill try putting on a front like that and see if he takes the bait.

>>729815263
If I was lying about it he would be able to tell.

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>>729793620
I'm a really really really gay poopy homosexual faggot sissy boy toilet slave who likes getting dildos up the ass, and farts in my mouth, and penises up the nose and semen in my eyes and also likes to suck on man tities and eat man cheese and lick on the ball sack of another man and stick my penis into the anus of another man and have another man rub his hairy ball sack inside my mouth and having my pubies forcibly ripped out with a rusty pair of pliers

>>729814809
Ahh, that's a whole different psychological pickle. Could be you're just with the wrong guy.

>>729815616
>Name starts with a G, nicknames start with L/S
not who I was thinking of then.

Honestly, make sure he knows you're fine with it. The last thing you need is him feeling bad about hurting you and trying not to do it again.

>>729793620
I'm married with a kid and I pay to get sucked off by a few different strippers every other week

WAT DOE JIJ VANNACHT?

>>729816163
good idea, thanks. love u anon :*

I actively caused someone's suicide, felt great when the principal came on and had a moment of prayer.

>>729804492
Me too... Then I remembered I'm a guy. Then I realized I sharted.

Drukken

>>729816163
he doesn't sound like that kind of guy tbh. But really, chicks like the assholes. go figure.

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I enjoy doing this with my minion.

Full honest I used to finger my sleeping sister when we were teen. Thank the gods, I've never said that before in any way. Secrets threads are the best therapist.

I regularly visit prostitutes while I myself am in a relationship. It's so bad that I think I'm a little desensitized by sex a little bit and I don't even know why I do it anymore.

Starting to see it as a waste of money now. I should probably stop.

>>729813239
I thought she was 12

>>729794872
Oh big fuckin deal

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This is my fetish. its like 3 fetishes combined. tho not sure what category it belongs too.

I sometimes pick my nose with my other hand while masturbating, and extractin a big booger is nearly as satisfying as coming later

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>>729817978

>>729797237
Your sister is a pedo kek

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>>729811954
You don't even know.

>>729798466
Niice

>>729797929
>Literally everyone in 2017 wants to kill themselves but are too scared to do it

>>729795444
Just so you know, young people who travel a lot, whether for work or pleasure, have a hard time loving. You may be in love but is she?

>>729816745
love u 2 bb

>>729817322
good to take that option out of the mix though. Even if he's an asshole underneath, you don't want him to worry about being arrested or anything.

>>729798072
Incorrect

>>729793620
one time, I pee'd on the seat, and my mom was like OMG DID YOU PEE ON THE SEAT $#%^#$@%^@?????????????????

and I was like, ''nuuuuu uhhhhhh, probably just dad''

and she bought it

it was a dark dark day for ma family :(

I never buy flowers for my wife, always nick them off of a graveyard

I fucked my cousin when I was 11. Her dad caught us and did nothing.

I'm a sex addict and I've cheated on all my ex's and my current girlfriend. Ask me anything.

>>729796537
Yeah what the fuck

>>729799067
Fuck you. I hope jew die.

>>729819343
Fucking degenerate English uneducated scum. Go back to Watford.

When I was a teenager, a seven year old girl I was watching for a week caught me jacking off. Told her I had to do it to make it small again, asked if she wanted to try, and she was enthusiastic about it. Eventually led to her grinding on my dick the last couple days before she had to go.

>>729799735
Story of how it started, tho

>>729819558
Go on...

>>729799922
Story time if you are still around

>>729798941
I feel for you Anon. I've had family and friends struggle with heroin. Some have died. I hope you find the strength to give it up before it causes any real damage.

>>729820094
when we were on holiday in paris i stole a nice bucket from jim morrisons grave

>>729800800
Check your faggotry

I spammed a vid on b so many times it . today it has 157 times as many views as when I first found it

my uncle was a cook at a ski resort. I had to share a room with my cousin. In restrospect, she must have been abused or something. We are the same age and I remember her pussy being wet and easy to get into. we didn't kiss. I was pumping away when my uncle came in. I said the first thing that came to mind. "Just visiting". He closed the door, did nothing, said nothing. Eventually my cousin was known as the school whore. I had pubic hair, she didn't. She had beef curtains.

I used to have weekly parties in my house during highschool, every room had cameras including the bathrooms.
I jerked off so many times to my classmates having sex that I started getting boners during class.

Me
Just turned 37
Wife, kids, job normie
Life boring af
Lurking /b is my secret

>>729797391
Hey dude I got a huge cock too can I fuck your gf?

>>729821905
Me too, pal. Private browsing too, to postpone the inevitable day my daughter gets introduced to /b/.

>>729813050
Hot

>>729797537
sage?

>>729813050
Was she kinky and degenerate (good) or shy and repressed (bad)

>>729813050
Did she ever talk about continuing the tradition?

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I fuck Mellon... Is that wrong

Got my dick sucked over seas..... by a dude.

caught my mom cheating with other guys, including an older kid that went to my school

>>729817517
Story?

>>729817978
Retards, hitting women and ugly feet...

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Im actually a god. And god is good, But seriously depressed with a case of bipolar at the same time. I just wanna smoke a little weed but apparently that's too much. Watch the movie the man from earth; and I'm sad my life might be like that one day. Good Will Huniting is another favorite of mine. I love 4chan because in a way I'm 4chan.

>i cant prove it but i am one hundred percent convinced my ex's sister slipped me a mickey a couple of times and fucked me to conceive her daughter since i was having random and unexplained black out's around the time the daughter was conceived. she was coming over to our (my ex's and mine) apartment all the time. and the child has certain genetic traits (ice blue eyes and raven black hair) in common with me that her husband doesn't have.

>>729823003
She had a very high sex drive but was a bit disconnect though and very stand-offish when not having sex. I new there was something weird about her, then she told me.

>>729823043
No! She left at 18 and never went back. She was 23 when we were together.

Im bisexual, but i like girls more, yet sometimes i let guys from grindr fck me in the ass, i dont care what the look like, what they do, what they like or the size of their dicks, i dont find any guy attractive at all actualy, most of the time i dont even enjoy the fucking, i just masturbate remembering how i got fucked and thats what i secretely like.

When I was 14 my cousin and I used to jerk off together. By 15 we were doing "69" and foot worship (toe sucking/sole licking) to each other. Strange thing is by 16 we discovered girls and never went back to our gay experimentation. Today we are both 28 and married. Must have been a 'phase' of life thing..

my older sister messed around with me and some of my friends when we were in our teens, surprised to hear its common

>>729823478
Modern DNA/Lab Paternity testing can confirm if this is true.

Found out a while back that I was molested as a child by a close family friends son. Have had an obsession with other guys cocks and being naked around men for most of my life, even pushed straight guys into doing gay stuff. Explains why.

When I was 19 I broke into a house that I knew a drug dealer owned. I was looking for money because fuck you, and I found a 15 year old girl tied to a bed. Wat do? She was naked and gagged and had her eyes covered so I groped her her to build up my courage then climbed on and boned her. Fuck that pussy felt good. I looked around the place after that and found his stash and cash. To celebrate I decided to have another piece. When I got done I thought seriously about untying her but I figured the asshole who was keeping her there would be along shortly so I booked. Three days later the cops were searching the house because they busted him and a buddy driving drunk and carrying meth. They found the girl and a little meth, and no money. I booked it for Vegas and lived on the dl with my brother. Still have that money stashed nice and safe. 30 years can fade a bunch of memories.

>>729817746
you must be about 40 and have been married for about 10 years? your actions are normal.

I knew my son and his friends had a thing for the wife, so I got her drunk and slipped a couple of xanax in her drink and left her passed out on the couch the night my son had one of his friends staying the night. I took off all her clothes and covered her with a small blanket and told them I had to run out and wouldn't be back for a while. I drove up the street, parked and walked back to my house and waited in the back yard where I could see her sleeping. After about 40 minutes they came out and started sneaking peeks. Checking to see if she was going to wake up. It took a while but eventually they had the blanket off, playing and sucking on her tits, spreading her legs and sticking fingers in her pussy. My son's friend, whos a little older, got brave and licked her pussy and played with her asshole and even took his dick out and held it to her lips. It looked like he was encouraging my son to stick his dick in her pussy. I couldn't tell if he actually got it in but he mounted her, I saw that much.

>>729793620
i wanna kiss my bf's feet because i worship him

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Obsessed with my daughter. Can't stop thinking about fucking her. She makes me so horny. Pic related.

>>729824542
eh, i pretty much know it's true. i mean a dna test would clench it.

but here's my proof.
1: when i was having random blackouts usually me and the sister would be drinking tea or juice talking and all of a sudden i'd get sleepy send her out to take a nap. i'd sleep for a couple of hours and then wake up. she had keys, and one i woke up with my dick moist like i had sex while i was asleep.
2: i have ice blue eyes and black hair, her husband has black hair and dirt brown eyes. the kid has ice blue eyes and black hair. the doctors told everyone babies sometimes have blue eyes and they later change color to brown or green (ex, her sister have green, brown for the husband) kids 11 years old eyes still ice blue.
3: kid has an allergy to bee's, green dye and bubble bath... all allergies i have.
4: kid has a quirk that runs in my family where when she runs her left leg doesn't move right. it's a inherited thing in my family 2 out of three members on my father's side has it.
5: kid has an usually high iq which also runs in my dad's family.
6: at the time the kid was conceived her husband didn't have sex with her because thier son was a teenager and he didn't want any more and she wanted a girl. the kid was "conceived" the night they broke down and resumed relations.

so yeah i pretty much got doped up and fucked by ex's sister so she could have a daughter.

>>729825532
How old were the boys?

>>729799922
So did I man. I kinda think it fucked me up cause i can canwatch gay porn and Jack off to it but I won't fuck a guy 555

Fucked my old high school girlfriend while married to my pregnant wife. Wish I would have stayed with my old girlfriend and paid child support.

>>729799922
I can't remember how old I was tho but he is older than me by a few years. I have a gf of 6 years btw. 555

>>729825896
Rau$

>>729825618
that's kinda adorable

My brother told me about sex and jacking off when he hit puberty and had it explained to him. He showed me ways to get off like humping a pillow and how to touch myself, he would get me to do it whenever he was horny and listen to me getting off while he did in his bed.

I really want to see my sister gangbanged

>>729825532
Early teens.

>>729800875
kek

Fucked a drunk whore and saved the whole thing in a vid, showed it to a friend the next day, turns out he was a good friend of the girls aswell

>>729825399

That's the fucked up part. Nearing 30's, but I have been in the relationship for almost 10 years. But yeah, on that account, I think it's normal as well.

>>729825761
quoted wrong.. this >>729826654

'Met' a chick on this secret thread the other day, ended up being 16.

Ponytails

>>729827376
tanktop and boyshorts?

>>729827160
Did you see any guilty faces when you got home? Did they put the blanket back over her, did they cover up the evidence?

>>729825071
That's gay, suck my dick.

>>729793620
I'm literally a God

>>729806797
Pacal's tomb? His flying machine?

>>729819569
how big is your dick length/girth

>>729827225
contact details start with angel, right?

>>729827225
forgot to say stuff happened lel

jerked off on my mom a few times, after her divorce and she was dating, she would come home drunk and pass out sometimes while changing or just pass-out naked in her room, other times she would bring a guy home and when he left I would jerk to her passed out naked. She was pretty sound sleeper without alcohol

>>729827693
justify your affirmation

>>729827745
Yes. You add her too?

>>729828008
yep.
Got some nice pics but still not sure if she's a 40 year old man with some OC. did you get any further?

>>729828128
Yes. Snapchat and timestamps proved it was her. She blocked me this morning for whatever reason, lol.

I'm friends with a girl from Taiwan, and she fell in love with me. I'd be lieing if I said I didn't love her too, but the distance was always terrifying for me, especially since my last relationship broke up when she returned home (Was dating a foreign student)

Anyway, like a fucking idiot, I got a girlfriend here after me and Taiwan friend fought. I was going to tell her, but she is... delicate. I didn't mean to hurt her, or anyone, but I did and it happened.

Eventually she found out, and although I thought we could fix things I couldn't end things with the GF soon enough to save the friendship, and she threw a tantrum and left.

Now I miss her so much I feel like my heart is gone, I think nobody could love me like she did...

How can I get her back? I know, this is such a pussy way to feel, but I can't stop my chest from hurting.

She loved me, she needed me. And I hurt her so bad. If she'd just talk to me I think I could make it okay, but she won't talk to me! Ironically, this was always what I was afraid of - that one day she'd just stop answering the phone.

>>729827510
I made a big production when I pulled in to the drive. They covered her up and pretended to be asleep. I didn't want to discourage them the next day so I let them just go and play with minimal contact.

>>729827724
6 inches. I'm just good at convincing girls to fuck.

>>729828273
nicely done, I'm still a bit sus about the timestamps.

Just checked and she's removed me on snap as well, kek. might have to get at her on skype instead.

>>729828320

Please, someone just tell me what to do. I'm not even some beta ass autistic faggot, but I've never been good at losing people.

>>729828695
yo lemme know if you do.
I got so many wins of her, lol. 10/10 butt.

>>729828720
You fucked up hard, bro. Should've been honest with her from the start.

>>729828720
>break up with gf
>go to taiwan
>find her
>tell her you love her
>fuck her
>marry her

>>729828963

Yes, I should have. But truthfully, I was worried she'd kill herself. She's one of these unstable but lovely girls that makes out like you're the only good thing in her life. Truth be told, I love her, but I have no idea if it's real love or some bizarre kind of Stockholm syndrome.

She's cost me a lot of opportunities and my life is "better" without her, but... Well, the gaping feeling in my chest seems more important than a stable life, right now.

>>729828873
I didn't get too many, I'll give you her skype in exchange for your wins

>>729828720

I'm not really sure what you can do man. Are you still with the GF?? Are there any other ways you can reach her, such as email or any communication app?? Last resort option could be to fly there and surprise, but that's some crazy level shit. Gaining her trust back won't be easy and it's going to take work.

>>729829018

But how can I, if she won't even return a text? I was going to write her a letter. I've made her a few paintings I was going to send, before we fought

>>729829292
You still have her on Skype? If you do, ask what her deal is with the blocking first. Bitch got some splainin to do

>>729829365
did you not get the implication to go physically to Taiwan find her and then tell her.

>>729829302

I am still with the girlfriend, I'm ashamed to say. I was starting a new uni year, and my grandmother just died, aswell - I really couldn't deal with even more instability. I was working up to breaking up with GF when the best friend dropped the bomb.

>>729829402
haven't even added her on skype, just have it. I'd want to set up a throwaway to use it.

she hasn't blocked me on kik yet so I might ask her on that

When I was a teen my mum asked me to cook tea and I didnt want to, but she made me, so I blew a load in it, she said that it tasted really good and thanked me for making it. Every time I could get away with it I came in whatever she would taste or smell. food, shampoo, soap, just to see if she would like the smell or taste of it.

>>729829639
True true.

Ask her on kik for me. Well, for us, lol.

>>729829921
will do, I'll let you know if she responds before thred dies

>>729830052
Kk ty. What's your Kik? Will add you on there.

Me (16) and my girlfriend (17) have been in an on and off relationship. 5 months, she broke up with me. Got back together for 2 months then I broke up with her. I'm back with her again, but this time either the day of or the day after getting back together I started talking to this gay guy from the next town over. Hes got a good 7in. cock and I couldn't resist. I invited him to my house at 11 pm while my parents were home and I sucked him off. The original plan was to have him finish in my mouth but I let him pound my ass and he came inside. Week later I missed and craved his cock so much I invited him over and tried to get him to cjm in my mouth, he was close 3 times but I had been sucking so long I just let him finish in my ass.

>>729799225
Hot

>>729830272
Sounds gay. Where you at?

>>729830272
kinda gay

>>729830258
add incarable

>>729830509
Missouri

>>729830566
You're not wrong

>>729800835
Lucky

>>729830799
Unlucky for me. Would've been great to pound a 16 y/o gay boi.