quads in this thread chooses how I end my life

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Die of old age. No easy way out for you.

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>>729782845
roll for zika virus

by livestreaming it

Old age

>>729783002
Roll

>>729783002
close but no dice

>>729783002
Rollin

>>729782845
die by old age

>>729783002
Rolla

>>729783002
Raoullin

>>729782845
shot out of a cannon

>>729783002
Rewl

>>729783002
Rolling

>>729783002
roll

>>729783002
Rolling

>>729783002
Rolleing it

>>729783002
rolo

>>729782845
put a paper bag over your head if that does not work then drink glowstick juice

>>729783002
Roll Duke, total coverage

>>729783390
roll

smashing your balls

>>729783002
Roller coaster

>>729783425
re roll

>>729783002
Roll out

>>729782845
Go to your nearest MLK street and slur racially charge insults upon the local riff raff until they gut you.

>>729783476
re re roll

>>729783390
the paper bag does solve my foul looking face

>>729782845
aids
>fuck everyone without condom (especially balck hooker)

>>729783520
re re re roll

>Wait until news crew is on your town. Has to be weather related tho
>run up and tell classic fhritp style
>boom self inflicted headshot

>>729783457
roll for what fag

Jump from a building in a Superman costume

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you don´t

>>729783516
roll

>>729783694
all of the death is inevitable. roll for old age if you don't like an hero.

>>729783581
le rolllllll

rolll... piss in a aquarium and drown yourself (pls stream it)

Jump off a building

>>729783694
rolling for this one, go do some crazy shit

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rolls for shooting up heroin on the toilet and choking on own vomit to death

Dont be a lil bitch. Live you faggot

death by cop faggo

jump into shark infested waters

By chains

>>729784293
rerollll

Die by aging another 70 years.

>>729784419
rereroll

>>729782845
Bullet in the head.
If no bullets available then electrocution.

Make sure to livestream.

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jump into Niagara waterfall while screaming "TARZAAAAN!"

Light yourself on fire.

livestram you drinking alcohol trough your butt untill you die

>>729785500
rollerino

drink acid

red hot iron balls inserted into your anal cavity one at a time

>>729782845
drink a gallon of sulfuric acid

Dont

>handcuff yourself to a tree
>wait

>>729783002
Roll

>>729783002
roll

>>729785500
rolling for this

>>729783002
Rollo

>>729782845
you don't, you will suffer like the rest of us

>>729784823
roll

>>729783002
Roll

You slowly live out you miserable life

>>729786076
Reroll

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>>729782845
devil noodle says don't

>>729786603
Reroll

fatally sodomize yourself with something long and strong enough to puncture an important organ and die of hemorrhage
most likely you will jump on it with your butt hole wide open. Practice makes perfect, if you do it right the first time WIN

>>729786656
Reroll

Hang yourself

Stabbing spree

>>729786788
Reroll

>>729783694
Fucking hell what try hard 15 year old made that shit? Coming down of a week long coke binge would want to make you kill yourself even more.

mark my words
jesus will come with
7777
and save this blessed
anon's life

>>729786819
One more

>>729783002
rolling

Roll for old age

Unprotected sex with cheap crack hoes

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*kills Jesus

I want you to die fighting the Syrian army.

By going to a nigger and calling him a nigger in his face op

rolls for stealing a cops gun

by stealing the sword from a museum and falling on it in front of a massive group of children,

>>729787154
Reroll

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>>729786843
m night shamalanayan is in this thread because OP is jesus

Cut for Jesus!

>>729786826
I fucked that whole sentence up but you know what I mean

>>729787546

I don't like coke, but pepsi heels all wounds.

>>729787144
Roll

Running into area 51 firing a pistol in the air wearing nothing but a green shirt screaming "KEK IS COMING!"

dont die

Fuck now we wait for 8.

>>729787777
;_;

>>729787666
bepsi solves all socio-economic and political issues within the stratosphere of my butthole

>>729782845
Old age after a long successful life

>>729783002
Ye

point a gun at a cop

drive your car into white house

>>729782845
Drop something on your head from a great height. Preferably a glass coffee table. Stream it.

die of old age

>>729783002
i have this fags

papercut yourself til you die

>>729783002
llor

>>729788646
agreed

Sacrifice yourself to kek.

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>>729782845
>>729787777
woops sorry I'm late guys
88888 is here to cleanse
OP of his evil thoughts
you will live OP
LIVE

>>729782845
Wrap a metal wire around your head and tie it to a bridge in a slipknot then superglue your hands to the sides of your head and jump off. When they find you it will look like you pulled your own head off.

>Join Army
>steal grenade
>Wait for night wear they serve high fiber food
>Shove grenade up ass
>Say you don't think your food is sitting right
>pull pin out of ass
>explode into spaghetti

>>729788800
the kek was almost upon us

>>729788888

*where

>>729788888
welp

>>729782845
Struck by meteorite

>>729788888
yesss this is what must be done