Tfw when I got this thing pregnant FML >Pic related Honestly

man what the hell

Lmfaooooooooo FUCK hope you live near a real big staircase

>>729780776
>Tfw when I got this thing pregnant FML
>
>>Pic related
>
>Honestly considering offing myself but will probably wait the full 9 months in case its stillborn


tell her to abort...

kick that bitch down some stairs then dip your dick in bleach

>>729780776
Im sorry bro...

>>729780994
jesus freak of course. honestly if i dont off myself i will move far away and send the child support and never see the cow or cow baby

>>729780776
Moar

>>729781321
Sorry pal no man should get a kid after fucking one time

Jesus christ how horny were you

>>729781663
10/10 horny and 14/10 drunk :(

>>729781444
Listen to the trips pls

for science

>>729780776
>fat
>ugly small tits
she really lost the genetic lottery

>>729781785
damn damn damn
Why do you think she wants the kid?

Her face isn't that bad. Just make her lose weight and get implants. After the baby, of course...

>>729780776
Does her blart at least make up for those tits?

>>729781785
so she raped you?

>>729780776
Start learning Spanish now and then hit up South America if it doesn't come out black or dead.

Not sure what the problem is. She's cute.

>>729781865
For the check duh.

>>729780776
holy shit OP, you're a nigger arent you?

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>>729780776
>He fell for the 3D Jew

>>729782072
wtf thats a reason ? Did she say that?

Man your only option is to abort yourself.

>>729780776
God, I hate fat women with sad tits. Does she at least have a decent ass or is she one of the ones that is all gut?

>>729780776
I have the reasonable sized version of that shirt

>>729782204
You want women to just willingly commit murder?

What the fuck is wrong with people.

This cute lady now probably will grow up a single mom cause a guy isn't willing to live with the consequences of his action.

More pics?

Just leave and never come back. If you stay in the US then you'll have to go by a fake name or get a new identity or else she'll find you. If you leave the country though then you're fine. The likely won't put much effort into catching you for not paying child support if you're that far away.

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>>729781321
Not christian enough to care about fucking before marriage too christian to have an abortion, 'murica

PS: Op if you going to fuck fat broads atleast get one with awesome titties, those things of horrid

At least her tots should get bigger....

How can so many of you openly tell a guy to abandon a future mother of his child?

OP you need to step up and marry this women and be a father to the child.

Holy fuck those are the worst tits ever

>>729782696
OP needs to get the fuck out of dodge before that hambeast expects to be paraded around town on his arm.

>>729780776
Get her in your car and have a crash. Odds are you survive and fetus doesn't.

Falcon punch

>>729782696
Bait

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>>729780776
Test

>>729780776
my bro was stillborn... :(

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>>729782053

>>729782497
stop bait and save it for your atheism thread

>>729782944
Thanks for letting us know.

OP how sure are you that it is yours?
You could say you were drunk and were forced to fuck.
You could deny the baby and dna test and move.
You could "accidentally" kill it
Etc.
Choose one

>>729782803
Or worse yet, fed. Just think about what she has to shovel in her mouth daily.

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>>729782599
Here's your answer your retarded americunt, time to hit that abort button.

Wait til the kid is born, then take him and leave. Wander the open roads from town to town as a couple of carefree drifters, scam the locals out of enough to buy your dinner then hop the boxcar out of town. You'll have true freedom, and your kid won't grow up to be a pussy

christ at least have big tits if youre gonna be a fat fuck

>>729781992
>>729781992
>>729781992
use this as defense.
or move to canada. i got a room for rent.

>>729782944
I bet you were too

Op ,coat hangers are basically free, you know what has to be done

How can you be fat and not have huge tits? I dont understand.

>>729780776
Pine needle tea causes spontaneous abortions. Brew it as strong as possible and sneak it into anything this hog sucks up.

>>729783469
Yeah im actaully a dead baby, thanks for expoing me

>>729783548
Worst I ever saw was a chubby asian girl I fucked. No tits, no ass and still fat. It was like fucking a tiny, asian Hank Hill.

>>729780776
Sorry man, gonna have to go full social justice. Become a tranny and tell people she raped you. Protesters will take the baby as their own, and you can start posting in the trap threads for us.

>>729782053
I like chubs but damn she is not cute

>>729782497
Shit bait

>>729782696
>>729782497
Samefag

People calling for murder and abandoning children and fat shaming in the same thread.

This is just despicable.

>>729783548
fat doesn't just automatically distribute itself equally around your body. i'm sure you've seen equally skinny people with different sized asses and tits, the same thing happens with fat people . Some fatter women just draw the extremely shitty genetic lottery and fat doesnt go to their tits

>>729780776
leave him, you seem like you'd be a shitty father anyways

>>729784075
Okay, Daffy

>>729780776
if she doesn't have a career and lives on her own then you should cater to her 'motherhood' and convince her of adoption.

>>729783407
this is your best option OP

>>729780776
>these ugly ass tits
>probably +150kg
Would be a bad thing if she falls from stairs...

>>729784185
murder is wrong

abandoning your kids is wrong

Fat shaming is wrong

>>729780776
She's got a nice face, if the tits are the only issue have her get implants. Fucking give her an ultimatum, you'll pay for implants and stick around or she's raising the kid alone.

>>729783657
Called it. Man, I can spot these dead baby faggots from a mile away.

If she wasn't drunk say she raped you it works for girls

>>729784468
true

true

not true. fat shaming from family and friends only helps you loose weight. fat shaming from strangers is wrong.

>>729784533
this

>>729784468
Nice bait but on the off-chance you are moral/reddit fag:

Fetus isn't human so it isn't murder. Fetus is kid so no abandoning. Fat is wrong, they're shoving shit in their mouthes for no reason.

>>729780776
Drano Margarita my dood.

>>729784724
>loose
Will spelling shaming help you?

>>729784468
Murder is wrong
Abortion =\= murder
Abandoning kids isn't completly wrong since it's not only HIS fault and that whale should pay the price too
Fat shaming is right

>>729780776
She has potential, but man those tits are awful

>>729784674
look up gynocentrism

>>729780776
Kill her first anon, then kill yourself.

I don't want to live in a world with your retard offspring in it you fucking disgrace.

>>729781321
it's called a calf, not a cow baby

how old are you Op?
do you have a job?
how is she so fat yet has super small tits?

lucky for OP her face is pretty cute and i bet she gives good blowjobs

You fucked up tho, /b/ro why didnt you wear a condom its the simplest goddamn thing?

>>729784468
>murder is wrong

>abandoning your kids is wrong

>Fat shaming is wrong

Top kek

>>729784075
Do you even know where you are right now? fuckin moralfag

>>729785956
Sometimes you just have to cum in them

Makes them care for you more

> Be OP
>Be faggot and get get Landwhale Pregnant
>Make pregnant cow a smoothie
>Amazing Blob chugs it all down without a thought
>Chubby McEatsAlot doesn't know OP added Crushed up Plan B
>Swamp Thing Miscarries, OP can say that he can't emotionally handle that, breaks up with land whale

>>729780776
those tits

>>729780776
Seriously though, moar.

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>>729780776
that is a sad sad sad pair of tits. like, Shakespearean tragedy level. Romeo and Juliet have got nothing on the tragedy of those sad sad tits.

>>729787751
Those tits are sad... Like watching a kid with progeria breaking his bones trying to catch a football sad.

>>729780776
Sprinkle plan b on everything she eats

>>729788029
Like watching Grave of Fireflies sad.

>>729780776

Transgenders can't get pregnant. You've been lied to, boyo.

>>729788130
Guaranteed results since she's a fat fuck.
Btw i thought every fat fuck at least had big tiddies

>>729786975
This, except not plan b straight up baby poison mix

>>729780776

Stop being an idiot. First make sure it is your child. Wait for a DNA test and if it is yours then you can off yourself but if it is not yours then don't off yourself, fagging faggot.