non-porn webms

>>729769176
I'd rather watch porn

>>729769176
Do we have any videos of one of these idiots falling off the thing they are on

>>729769432
good

>>729769176

I was sitting in nervous anticipation for the entirety of the video, staring at my screen with white knuckles yelling "Fall damnit!"

>>729769884
i bet ur the second lowest haha

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>>729770038
He need a beer

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>>729770038

>>729770038
His punch just didn't connect correctly. I think it's because she stepped into it a little, she caught it while it was still too short. So it was more of a shove.

>>729769432
fake as fuck

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>>729769555
Check'd

>>729770038
I could jack off to this all fucking day...in fact *fap fap fap...*

>>729769555
Filename kek

>>729770766
yeah your mom did, it's ok though I plan to beat her for a while this afternoon

>>729769884
The real issue is that the girls in the videos don't react in a negative way to being humped by the dog.

>>729769176
That person has immense natural luck and has probably never experienced failure at anything before in their entire life.

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>>729769683
>>729770766
You're trying too hard.

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>>729770995
Okay, I've seen it all now.

>>729771199
not even moving, jesus people

>>729770038
You fucking serious...?
Dumb cunt was throwing mini glass bottle bombs into a crowd. Your father must mot be around, or brothers, or any males in your life as you are an obvious manlet pussy fuck. Or just a anti-cis white male cunt at that. Lol please die via hot tar being poured down your throat

>>729770038
every woman needs to be put in her place like this

>>729770995
Is it safe ?

>>729770973
What the fuck? I don't think I've ever seen someone spew so much bullshit in such a short amount of time

>>729771670
holy shit

>>729771397
Vampire octopus innit

>>729770697
Keked hard

>>729770038
I'm all for hippy bashing, but alt-right cucks are such pussies. This punch didn't leave a bruise, his stance was all wrong. He was probably exhausted from helping his wife jerk Tyrone's monster dong.

>>729770038
A real human bean

>>729771349
lost to a non ylyl

>>729771665
hes gay right?

>>729772133
She's ugly and they're on a fucking train.

>>729769683
How was that edgy?

>>729771555
Why does that birb look so annoyed?

>>729771470
Yes

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>>729769176
Jesus how can someone have so much trust in the upper frame of a window my heart holy fuck

>>729769884
She let's that dog fuck her when they are alone that's how.

>>729771665
Fucking woman spreading and making our men feel unsafe in the subways. This is why I need feminism.

>>729769480
when they fall they dont put video on internet , that sucks

>>729772323
Owls are dicks.

>>729769683
Good

Thanks for asking btw, I wish I had a mother so loving and caring as you seem to be

>>729770353
I have social anxiety and this is how i feel in public

>>729770353
Godspeed mr. ladder.

>>729771665
WHY THE FUCK IS THIS REMOVED? Mods all femist nowdays?

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Apparently I got banned for the vids of the dogs humping the girls. Fucking mods.

wtf some autistic moderator just deleted almost all webms from the thread

>>729769176
The problem with tempting fate is that fate has very little willpower.

We'll hopefully see a stop to this before he gets hurt, or more sadly and likely, a Darwin award.

>>729769176

That made me about as uneasy as this:

>>729762773

>>729772387

Could just be their less pansy method of being suicidal. Either get that sweet release or something more attention grabbing than a whiny note.

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>>729773107
videos of killing a guy is okay,
but posting a dog fucking is not

>>729771555
"Bitch, really?"

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>>729769683
rips his penis off
>why

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>>729773471
The cop did act reasonably, by american standards.

Look at the way the guy got out of the car. He jumped out while pointing his fucking wallet right at the police. What is the cop supposed to think is happening?

>>729773266
If one person is banned does that mean that all the previous posts are deleted?

>>729770425
dindu nuffin

>>729773689
people like this do not deserve life

>>729773266
Careful, anon. Criticising a mod or their decisions is grounds for banning, by itself.

>>729773689

Imagine the smell and sounds of that.

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>>729773603

Hungry?

>>729773471
Well it does look like a gun, so wtf. Cops in GTA:SA used to shoot me for holding a dildo, so yeah

>>729773107
omg i love her eyeliner

>>729771338
new fag here how do you guys cross out your i,d number

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>>729774124
the post was deleted or pruned

>>729773471
Who the fuck would do that? How naive do you have to be? You should know how jumpy cops are, they take very little chances. The way the guy got out did look suspicious.

>>729773471
Haha fucking Murica, land of the fucking free indeed.

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what a fuck happen. what was removed tell me

>>729774409
the infamous mods

>>729773760
The most satisfying webm in this thread.

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>>729774635
What the fuck is going on here

>>729774635
?

>>729774424
He only looks suspicious to American cops, who are bottom of the barrel human filth.

>>729773471
>holding wallet with both hands

Cops were right.

>>729773471

Jumping out of the car with something in your hand in the middle of the night, how could it possibly have gone wrong?

There have been plenty of real cases of police doing something stupid but 99% of the population knows you don't act retarded around cops.

>>729774813
>>729774805
The one dude sew the finger of the other dude with the sew machine

>>729775051
Well most cops are either corrupt or themselves retarded. How do normal people know what's going on in the mind of a retard?

>>729773471
>(You) b8

Why even discuss this anymore?

>>729773107
why
don't feed human food to non humans

>>729774942
Clicked on the webm to expand as soon as the song kicked in; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xElp-lYnyE

>>729774942
LOL plot twist LOL

>>729774424
He was white, and so he never had an interaction with a cop before.

>>729775051
Yeah this shit right here is why America's a laughing stock.

Something in the system is fundamentally broken, but its the fault of the victim if they weren't on the ball enough to avoid it.

Maybe if you fat fucks got off your asses and throw down with your government this shit would happen less.

Fuck that though, right? Doesn't effect you so its not your cross to bear.

>>729775176
>human food

>>729769176
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc-fA7rZDO4

>>729775347
I'll just wait until shit kicks off for real then go to the homes of a few local cops and kill their wives and kids. That'll be easy to get away with in times of mass civil unrest.

>>729771555
I love owls, thanks anon

>>729774001
"can you fucking wait till ive fucking killed him ffs?"
"srry but that was the tastiest lookin dick ive ever seen"

>>729775347
>Europoor trying to swing at #1
topkek

>>729774373
this isnt a gore thread you edgy fagit

>>729774409
A post cant get pruned you dummy

>>729774424
>>729774640

Your both morons. Pistols are common in the US unlike whatever likely Euro shithole you call home. The guy was a moron and came out of the car with something in his hand that he POINTED at them. They had any and all right to shoot.

>>729775146

So if the assumption is they are corrupt or retarded why give them an excuse?

>>729774783
but he didnt hit any of these shitskins , that gives me opposite feeling

>>729775708
#1 in what? Other than military spending america hasnt been #1 in a long time.

>>729775951
"Firearms are more available where I live, which means cops have free license to shoot you dead if you step wrong, so obviously you live in the shithole"

You ever read what you type before you hit enter?

>>729769176

Watched it all waiting for that nigger to fall. I'll never get that 1:22 back

>>729775951
But he wasnt a suspect.
That's like saying cops should shoot everyone that goes to take anything out of their pockets while in public

>>729771670

You can that she lacks inteligence by the fact that she casually ignores the sheep after getting floored by it.

Bitch had that second one comming.

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>>729771388
The antibiotic resistance of STIs is pretty insane these days.

>>729774117
many people should save that for future "describe your life with a single pic or webm" threads

>>729773933
did it end well

>>729775347

So are you from one of the countries too poor for police. Ones too homogeneous to ever have to worry about crime, or too busy getting raped and beheaded for your police to shoot you first?

>>729776486
Maybe he comes from a country where police are actually held accountable to the public they're meant to serve, instead of terrorize.

underrated post

>>729775951
>Your

>>729769176
I'm waiting for the day someone does some stupid shit like this and records their own death

>>729776486
None of that actually. Cops in my country arent trained to shoot first and ask questions later.

Doesnt mean accidents dont happen but christ, its an every day thing in the US.

>>729776162

Apparently #1 in triggering insecure faggots in other countries.

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>>729771670

that is awesome

>>729776469
yes, guy saved doggo

>>729774805
performance art

>>729776162

Enjoy your middle eastern refugees raping your population without a proper means to protect yourself then. Ill just shoot the bastards. Cops arent the problem its morons acting like morons around them. A cops job in the US is much more dangerous than even people here understand. I wouldnt expect someone from a facist country to understand.

>>729776195

Someone doesnt have to be a suspect to be a threat. The shooting on easter proved that. There are many cases of cops getting shot doing simple traffic stops or for literally just being around. Like all of the black lives matter bullshit that went on. Of course they are going to be cautious.

>>729775176
nigga wtf is human food

>>729776990

Not sure why eurocucks think every instance of natural selection is somehow an issue of bad police.

>>729774373
The way the guy just kinda shakes his head makes me kek.

>>729774805
looks like homemade spooky movie about zombies

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>>729773917
thats not everyday you see an animal lift 80 kg with his neck

>>729777111
i have similar dreams but without parachute
and im not falling , theres a tiny shelf on that cliff im sitting on it

>>729776836
The US is #1 in military spending, child poverty and obesity.

Grats, you really are a blinding beacon of hope for the rest of us.

>>729777306
What the fuck is this.

>>729777111
oh fuck nice double triples

>>729776195

I'm not defending the other posters in any other way. But your argument doesn't make sense. He was being stopped by police. The moment coming out of his car would be the one moment where he would pull a gun if he wanted to escape. The officer didn't know yet what to expect, so that makes that one moment a high risk moment.

>>729773107
I want a squirrel friend, but my dog probably won't approve.

>>729770425
boom, assault with a deadly weapon, sucks for that guy lol

>>729776990
as if america isn't a fascist state under god emperor trump.

Control the media, deceive the populace and distract them with moral bogeymen.

>>729777429

You really need to cut some of that salt from your diet.

>>729777558
>mgtow.webm

>>729776162
Lol meanwhile you're watching our movies, listening to our music, eating at our restaurants, basking in our glorious global culture while playing hefty taxes to support immigrants of peace.

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>>729775836
you can link to other threads, dummy.

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>>729774693
a post

>>729774424
Why the fuck would the guy get out the car with a gun if it was a minor car accident. That don't make any fucking sense.

>>729777777

>>729773867
He didn't. Watch the whole thing. If you berate a guy for 5 minutes and push him while shouting, this is what happens.

>>729771349
lol...

>>729770973
i think he just practices walking more than you, anon

>>729777429
You should do some research first. USA is NOT the fattest country.

>>729774424
when you see a cop in usa dont do anything just suicide fast with a headshot before theyll pack 20 bullets in your chest and limbs

>>729773308
kek

>>729777143
giggled

>>729771670
A welsh harem

>>729776990
It wasn't even a traffic stop you retard. There was a vehicle accident, and he was waiting for the police to arrive.

If somebody was an armed threat, are they really going to remain at the scene of an accident that police will eventually show up at?

>>729777805
You forgot spending all their free time on an America website.

>>729777710
keep pretending im the salty one mate.

Noticed you didnt address a single fact I provided. So you subscribe to the trump-style argument of "if I have absolutely no supporting argument, pretend they dont exist and insult them"

>>729777805
your glorious culture? Hefty taxes? Shit man, at this point american culture is hollywood culture which is about as far removed from your average american as it could possibly be.

When was the last time you watched a movie or tv show about joe blow from ohio? Its not "american" culture. Its make believe fantasy from hollywood.

>>729778076
Shit, my bad. Third fattest. I'm so fucking sorry I slipped up "Not addressing the issue" anon.

>>729774421
kek

>>729773689
wouldn't it be easier to just work out a couple times a week, jesus these people are stupid

>>729778219
As of 2015 we are #27
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.washingtonpost.com/amphtml/news/wonk/wp/2015/04/22/youll-never-guess-the-worlds-fattest-country-and-no-its-not-the-u-s/

>>729776580

is this india?

>>729777562
He wasn't being stopped by police.
He was waiting for police to arrive following a traffic accident

>>729777111
Is he even alive?

>>729776697
Not to pick you out of this conversation, anon, but does anyone ever realize how large and diverse the US is? We judge other states like people in the EU judge other countries. The US equates more to the EU than any other single nation besides China and Russia, mostly because of the area it encompasses.

Also, the whole cop shooting thing has a lot to do with an increase of crime going back to the 80s and the rise of gang violence. This became a self perpetuating cycle that led to a lot of fear in cops of the people they are supposed to serve while gang members take it personally that a cop is doing his job. We may have cops shooting people, but we also get gang members who will walk up to a group of cops in a diner and start shooting which generates a knee jerk reaction from all cops.

>>729778385

Ok but still. Asked to put his hands out of the window.
But I'm not condoning anyones actions here. That country is fucked up.

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>>729777036
Jesus
I mean bread

>>729778219

Gotta provide something both meaningful and factual to warrant a response. I don't usually waste time on flat earther "facts" either.

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>>729771388
dat pussy fire doe

>>729773308
what's happening?

>>729774373
looks that yellow fucker from sin city

>>729778219

When was the last time someone got all amped up to see the glamorous lower middle class life of Joe Blow from Ohio as he works his 40 hour a week job? People like entertainment.

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>>729778596
This

>>729778384
No, this is Patrick

>>729777604
Hey, get a load of this guy. He thinks that the media is just now getting controlled.

>>729777306
i didn't watch to the end because i'm scared it will explode

>>729778708
He wasn't asked to do anything.
He was waiting for them, saw them arrive and got out to go speak to them.

The guy is a soldier, he knows to comply with police commands, but there were none. He got shot for leaving his vehicle to talk to the guts he was waiting for.

Most times I can see why the police react the way they have in these situations, but this one is just ridiculous.

>>729774693
I need to see that dick

>>729777558
was this recorded by that one guy who taught his dog to jerk off?

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>>729769176
Jesus fuck. I can watch any given amount of ISIS islamo-rekt, but I can't watch that.

>>729778371
>Here’s one metric where the U.S. – thankfully -- is not number one.

I'm proud of you anon. America is only #27th fattest nation on earth. You even cited a source!

>>729778596
Crime has been steadily decreasing ever since however. Not to say your argument isn't correct, it certainly seems reasonable but with the advent of abortions and other mitigating factors american police haven't been trained to deescalate situations so much as react to them.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crime_in_the_United_States

I know it only goes to 2003, but violent crimes had been decreasing for a few decades at that point. It stands to reason the trend would continue.

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>>729778923

wat?

>>729776219
lmfao

tazmania.webm

>>729778219
Lol make believe fantasy that you yuropoors eat up apparently. I'm sure your country makes stellar films about Mahmoud the Kebab shop janitor, but I'm far too busy watching critically acclaimed masterpieces about Americans rising from mediocrity into the realm of greatness. The super hero franchises that are marketable to you inbreds make for a decent palette cleanser.

>>729778384
Nah, sweden by the looks of it. That's Åke there having a bad diarrhea and Hakan is the one talking

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>>729770425
shear beauty.

>>729779044

Subtitles say:
'Let me see your hands
let me see your hands'
Before he's getting out.
I didn't watch the video though. Subtitles could be wrong in the webm.

>>729778949
lol

>>729779263
He's a fat cop, probably mumbling his words choking on food. Fat people shouldn't be cops.

>>729774052
shame about that guy's limp dick

>>729777847
So the invisible man dick punched him?

>>729777847
LMFAO, dat file name

>>729776219
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c54SvkgQ04A

>>729779627
faaaaaaaake

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>>729778818
underrated post

>>729778413
I posted this before once and someone replied that he made a full recovery

>>729773107
This bitch is sharing a meal with the distant relative to the Bubonic Plague.

In Medieval Yurop she would've been called a Witch and fucking disembowled for that stunt.

>mfw some of you beta cucks just found love

>>729779627
lightning?

>>729779627
This is what happens when the cop is too trusting, better to shoot from a safe distance

>>729779873
that was pretty awesome

>>729779126
I agree with you wholeheartedly, but the training our police have been receiving is still the knee jerk reaction to terrorism from 9/11 and my aforementioned street culture that abhors police and takes any policing action as a personal offense.

We should be demilitarizing the police and giving them a role more akin to counselors to help communities, but people are holding grudges and living in fear.

>>729779835
that's a shit way to die

>>729780080
Cops will fight that because they've always hated oversight and accountability, then want us to feel sympathy when someone guns down a few of them like rabid dogs.

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>>729773917

>>729778787
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PDu1MmQfWIA

>>729780130
You mean romantic?

>>729779835
Why I'm never riding one of these dumb fucking things.

>>729770425
Come on dude, no porn.

>>729773471
He probably jumped out like that because he had a crash with the truck talking about a bad day fuck.

>>729779044
he was physiologically unable to obey their command when they shouted it at him. they didn't even give him the chance to respond

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>>729779957
I had no clue that rats were a strain of fucking bacteria.

>>729780244
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes

>>729776055
>
No dude, no.

>>729776976
Why was the bitch still holding the leash? Was she hoping it could get back in if she pulled hard enough?

>>729780112
he thought his tri-force is gonna protect him

>>729775708
The US isn't number 1 in much of anything that matters for quality of life, anon.

>>729780224
Fucking idiot, that's molasses

>>729780367
Wtf, fuck u anon with this disgusting shit

>>729773689
What the fuck. Just let the fat fucker die already. Better yet kill the bastard

>>729776486
>typical burger that doesn't understand shit about what other countries are really like

>>729775347
>a laughing stock
yes indeed! morons without context or education like to laugh!

>>729779895
Dun-ts-dun-ts-dun-ts-dun-ts

>>729776605
haha how adorable sweet lad

>>729774944
>nignog detected
lol, ok. sure thing Jerome.

>>729779918
kek

>>729774001
Guess he has no real reason to keep fighting for life now

>>729774521
The static buildup from those blades rotating would fry that guy alive.

>>729778076
The only countries fatter than the US by percentage are Polynesian Islands or countries with about 6 people living there and one fat tard that fucks it all up.

>>729780126
While that's fucking disgusting she proved to all the other females in that room that she could take all of their partners dicks like a pro. Making them all feel threatened.

>>729771388
LOST

>>729774693
Can anyone give me a quick rundown?

>>729770425
Nigger gets arrested AND a skinny twink tranny get free facial reconstruction surgery?

I don't see how it gets any better than that

>>729780360

GTF IN HERE FAGGOTS. WE GOT WORK TO DO

>>729780285
Holy fucking cringe. Wow

>>729774521
love this one. he even gave the idiot a chance to get off his copter, and then just kept going.

this is a metaphor for a lot of things

>>729780390

It's statistically very safe to do.

>>729774052
unless she's cheating.
Nothing wrong with having sex.

>>729779975
that right spotter was useless

>>729780367
wow, even without the filename I wouldn't have expected that

>>729780346
That looks like a great fucking time

>>729773760
What were they doing?

>>729777969
topkek

>>729779723
nice :)

>>729781685
protesting maybe?

>>729777565
post a pic of your dog

>>729780177
Yeah, I feel bad for people that have shit cops in their area. Cops where I live are just woefully understaffed for the problems they have to deal with, but they chose being super professional to deal with it all so charges stick on all the drug addicts and dealers.

>>729780503
I lose every time

>>729770425
this needs to happen everywhere every day

>>729780404
What

>>729773308
The dude who was shot with the paint ball or whatever had "burned the patch" of the shooter.

>>729780367
wtf!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>729779585
Training for special forces

>>729780318
The slow motion panic gets my dick hard

>>729777826
Voting for Trump turned out to be the right choice.

>>729774119
female detected. togtfo

>>729780367
How dude. How the fuck did that guy pull it off? I was certain 3 feet in and the truck was a goner

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>>729774124

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>>729775785
How sheltered from reality do you have to be to consider a guy covered in yellow paint gore

>>729780860
spoken like a non-traveller

>>729780346
I see it has a built in toilet

>>729781628

They all where?
I'm not a weightlifter, but shouldn't they have their hands on the bars to intervene?