What's does sticking your penis in a girls poophole feel like?

No idea. Only time it happened was when drunk. Slammed it into the wrong hole by mistake. She definitely remembers, I do not.

>>729750256
It feels like you put your dick in an asshole

>>729750256
It feels like fucking shit

>>729750256
Good

Heaven

>>729750256
Basically feels like wedging your dick between a slightly tighter vagina

>>729750256
About the same as putting it in a guys ass.

Odd, really not as pleasurable feeling then fucking normally. It's really all psychological because you know she is in pain and shit to pleasure you and thats just hot

It feels really tight... and when done right, really smooth

how does it feel in comparison to putting your dick in a vagina? I've only ever put it in vag + mouth

Basically like being gay but with a really good excuse

Shitty

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>>729750387

Tight entry and a lot loose after

>>729750493
anal only hurts if she isn't prepared...

>>729750532
pure feeling-wise vag feels better imo. as mentioned above ass is more of a psychological thing.

Like salty coins and milk

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Never understood why so many dudes are into fucking girls in the butt, but they balk at the idea of fucking other dudes.
It literally feels the same.

>>729750672
I stick shit up my own ass and even if I am prepare that shit still hurts. Being hurt during sex isn't necessarily bad. Unless this bitch is a ultra whore or you have a pencil dick there is going to be some pain

>>729750800
Just keep posting more like that.

>>729750708
I fap with a pretty strong grip so often I feel like the vag is too loose. hoped anal my help in terms of better feeling but I guess I gotta try it for myself

>>729750256
Feels like being back in prison

rolling for singles

>>729751053
SINGLE GET!!!

>>729750256

its rly tight. good tho if you both are into it :) it gets rly loose if she relaxes and everything i ok :)

Rolling for dubs...

>>729751100
nice

It hurts like crazy at first then it hurts a lot less when its in. Also if you push out at the same time that he is going in it makes it a little easier. Most of my friends do it until they are ready for sex in the vaj

rolling for trips

rolling for trips.

>>729750256

exactly like sticking it in a dude's poophole

rolling trips fuck yeah

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feels great op and my gf loves it

>>729750387
Literally

>>729750977
So if she is brand new or atleast pretty new and doesn't do it to herself often is pretty tight, but it goes away very fast.

>>729750493
Pretyy much this

It's a novelty really, i prefer normal sex

rolling for trips...

>>729750256
Like fucking a Taco

trips get!

Its sticking your dick in a warm hole where you feel a meat ring around your cock...it is pretty much psychological with a little dirty smell

333 GET!!!

333 FUCKING GET!!!

>>729751131
Are you a fucking 14 year old girl at a catholic school or something?

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>>729751201
we try to buttfuck in every one of her family's beds

>>729750652
THIS

Love fucking chicks in the ass compared to pussy, but only if they don't get shit on my dick

>>729751294
>little dirty smell
This

>>729751336
fugg

>>729750886
Check for hemorrhoids.

>>729750256
like fucking a bag of sand

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Itt people who never had anal before. Anal for a guy feels about the same. For a girl that shit is cash. My wife loves riding me in her ass

>>729750800
Fucking your mother and any other milf should feel the same, but you know it's got a big difference

>>729750256

tighter than a vagoo so it's pretty nice.

>>729750800
I am sure fucking a goat in the ass would feel pretty similiar too. But its just baffles me why people who like chick and man ass dont want to fuck more goats.

>>729751345
You need to exchange some of your belly to your girls ass

555 get

It feels like pussy but worse. Like if Vag was something you could buy at the store, anal would-be like the Wal Mart Great Value brand - not as good, but it'll do. Also you might poke a turd.

TRIPS GET 555

I have a below 5 inch cock is it worth even trying to fuck someone up the arse?

>>729751453
beer bellies are a terrible thing :^) its not too bad tho, im 6' 150lb, shes 5'2 105

Like a tighter dryer vagina

>>729751521
Yes

666 get

>>72975152 exactly then its worth it. no things such as 'it hurts' or 'its too big, stop'

>>729751521
It may be the only way for you.

>>729751521
Probably more of a chance because it won't hurt her as much then an average mans would

777 GET!!!

777 GET now!!!

>>729751779
off by 2 FUCK!!!

>>729751704
How so

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>>729751218

>>729750256
I prefer anal when fucking a some chicks because something about the angle of some chicks holes makes it better....

888 GET!!!

999 GET

999 GET!!!

999 GET NOW!!!

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>>729750800
Anal sex is best sex when she gapes her pussy for you

999 GET FUCK

It feels pretty different from fucking a pussy. A pussy grips your dick from top to bottom, and is tight along your whole shaft. An asshole is just tight around the anus itself, so it feels like a ring moving up and down your dick.

It's like the difference between jerking off with two fingers, versus jerking off with your whole hand.

My wife and I enjoy anal, but it's a "every now and then" thing. In my opinion, it doesn't feel as good as a pussy. It's enjoyable as a treat every now and then because it's dirty and taboo, and it's hot to see her being submissive with my dick in her ass, but it's not worth doing often, since her pussy feels a lot better.

>>729750800
Never understood why so many dudes are into kissing girls, but they balk at the idea of kissing other dudes.
It literally feels the same.

Good Anal
>Everyone's on the same page
>Lube
>Don't just ram it at first
>BREATH; FUCKING DEEP BRETH
>^helps with relaxing the muscles
>PRO TIP: For first time, let her be on top.

Bad Anal
>You're smart enough to figure this out

>>729752103
>>You're smart enough to figure this out
No anal :D

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>>729752103
This guy knows his shit. Let her be on top at first and let her ease it in

>>729750256
its grittier than I expected

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>>729752103
Also. Enemas, not expensive.

>>729750425
/thread

>>729750256
easiest way to find out is to get a fat chick into bed. may be a bit stinky but she'll let you in every hole because no self-esteem.

>>729750256
It is paradise.

The feeling of my manhood with her little pink love ring around it is freaking amazing.

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>>729750387
>>729751218

"im a semi virgin and have no clue, yeah the end of the colon is almost always filled with a turd, huehue."

All these beta cocksucking faggots here...

When you want the asshole you TAKE the asshole. Stop being such pussies

case in point: motherless com / 0F732CC

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10% tighter
3 degrees warmer
15 extra muscles

>>729752103
>>Lube

Kek, my dick is so small I don't have have to use lube for anal with my wife, juts a tiny bit of spit

MFW i'm not joking :(

>>729753104
Be the asshole.

>>729753104
Well, nice to hear from mr rapist...

>>729750566
Underrated

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>>729753233
Damn bro. I have to use lube everytime we have any sorta sex but ass sex with just spit? How is her asshole not a bloody mess?

Basically you think you're doing it for yourself, and you kind of are in a way, but you're basically doing it for her. If she hates it, you'll probably feel like a real dickhead. If she likes it, it'll be the most ridiculously filthy and incredible thing ever. Physically it doesn't feel like much - it's tight at the entrance but otherwise not that sensational, her pussy is much, much nicer to fuck. But mentally, if she gets into it, it's absolute fucking chaos.

>>729753299
>>729753304

women as objects to be used, they have no value other that what is placed on them.
they are 3 holes and a pair of tits.

stop being little pussies

>>729753104
google xvideos
/firt_time_anal_crying_but_strong

>>729753407
My dick is 4.75 inches long and 4 inch girth.....my small penor has never bothered me because somehow I've managed to have lots of sex w/ lots of women and my wife and I still fuck 5+ times a week.....she prefers anal because as she says, "I can't really feel your dick in my pussy, but I can in my ass"....

>>729750256
bags of sand

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>>729753414

>>729753521
Damn sorry bro. Atleast she is being honest. Damn idk what to say. I feel bad for dudes like you cause you did nothing wrong and you cant help your dick is smallish. Stay strong bro and keep fucking that ass

>>729750493
i feel the same way about blowjobs. They never feel as good as they look. I usually fake moans to encourage too. Is it alpha to teach a girl to suck dick, or is it gay?

>>729750256
Like a tighter vagina but with a 90% chance of getting fecal matter on your dick.

>>729753722
Are you serious? Tell her what feels good and tell her what doesnt. Jesus christ sometimes i fucking wonder with this place

>>729753076
Would pay to see this gif irl

tight as when she was 13, the feel of her soft butt on you, your fingers massaging her clit and your other hand on her boob while you kiss her neck.

try it anon, it's cash

>>729753701
Why are you sorry though, I don't get it?

I've had lots of gorgeous partners and now as an old fag (35), am married to a hot chick who still puts out regularly...

From starting out having sex at 15 up to current day, it's never been an issue.....I'm guessing strictly because I've never given a shit

>>729753701
>cause you did nothing wrong
I did burn like 9 cats alive

>>729753812
then you make the bitch enema out and clean that fuckhole.

no reason to get shit on your dick, and if you do then she better suck and lick it clean.

>>729753722
show her how to give good bj's by demonstrating it for her it on a friend

>>729753859
>35
I'll be 37 soon. Still a virgin, think this might be the year I drive off a bridge.

>>729753887
Nvm you deserve the penis you were cursed with.

>>729753988
do you have $1000? seriously take a week off work and fly to Europe and fuck a 10/10 escort. that's what i did in Vienna, Austria. no ragrets

>>729753988
36 here, I'm quickly drinking myself to death....for other reasons

Do you have the money to go to like Reno and get a decent whore? At 33, Between plane flight, hotel and fucking a few different whores over a few days, it cost me ~$2,500 and had the time of my life.....I'm short, fat and bald and it gave me just the tiny boost of confidence to be able to talk to chicks and end up fucking them w/o losing my spaghetti....granted, the whores were 8/10's, and the chicks i fuck now are like 4 or 5's but still; much better than not being a virgin

>>729754143
>>729754154

Guess I'll hop on this bandwagon too. I wasn't a virgin, but literally only had sex twice in about 14 years. Became morbidly obese and overall disgusting.

Went and got my a nice professional hair cut and shave for 50 bucks, a "nice" but cheap pair of slacks and shirts from Macys, and really hygeined myself up for a few days.

Went to a whorehouse and was surprised that they weren't disgusted by me (at least visibly or the way they talked/interacted). All they care about is your money and then after that, being nice and not smelling

>>729753233
At least you get anal.

Buttsectz feelsamazingman.jpg

>>729753835
nigger the only thing i like is her mouth on my dick, it just doesnt feel good, its not just one girl. its about all of them
>>729753905
would it be more or less gay if i made a cast of my own dick and demonstrated on that?

>>729754143
>>729754154
Uk not usa. Yeah I have money though, tried to visit an escort once. She started touching my cock in my pants, ejaculated and left in shame. Fuck everything about my life.

>>729750800
Did you attend "kids who are specials" school?

>>729754745
Meh you are just afraid of tell a girl what to do. I get it.

>>729754761
Dude, why would you leave a whore in shame? She is literally working for sex, she doesn't fucking care. Go back and do it again until you actually penetrate

Hell, it's better than killing yourself as a virgin.....

Especially with a whore, she literally never thought about you again (good or bad) after 2 minutes of you leaving

>>729750800
Yeah physically, but not emotionally. Which is 80% of what sex is about. By your logic you could be fucking animals and kids.

>>729754761
Dude you are putting pussy on a pedistal. Jerk off before you go and maybe have a drink. Once you have sex you will wonder why you made such a big deal out of it

>>729754745
no that would be more gay. demonstrate it on a friend to establish dominance

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>>729754761
>UK
even better it will be cheaper. get an easy jet ticket to Vienna, book into a cheap hotel for the weekend and book a escort to come to your hotel. she gets paid by the hour so you have her for a full our minimum so who cares if you prem ejac. drink half a bottle of whisky before she arrives and just do it faggot

>>729755348
im so jelly of my European /b/ros who can easily, cheaply, and legally go fuck a 9/10 at a near moments notice :(

Will the whores in Europe let you bring another chick for a 3 way?

>>729755532
you can have anything you want but you pay. 3 girls = 3 X $$

>>729755624
Pretty easy to get hot chicks?

>>729754761
Jesus fuck I can feel the virginity from here.

Stop fucking worrying. Women hate it when guys finish too fast because it spoils their fun. But newsflash here you faggot, hookers don't do it for pleasure. That chick most likely was happy she got such easy money and didn't have to go through the whole thing.

And it happens to all guys at some point. I've done it a few times with my wife. We spent like 3 hours building up the sexual tension and another 30 minutes of foreplay, then I came within 15 seconds of fucking her. She found it funny, took it as a compliment and I just had to please her another way so that we were both done. Sometimes it's the opposite, and I'll pound her until she's sore from everywhere, even from her scalp from me pulling her hair. That's the reality of sex. Sometimes it's fucking great, sometimes it's pathetic.

Just enjoy whatever you're getting, and if you finish too fast ask for a massage or whatever to get you in the mood for round 2.

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>>729755688
the hotter classy ones are more expensive. the last one i had was pretty much a 10/10 blond from Romania and her rate was 200 euro / hour plus 50 for BJ with no condom. the escort agencies have really good websites so you can pick which girl you like and they send her to your hotel

>>729750566
Kekd and chekd

it feels like entering at a cave by which fall coffee dust from the roof.

>>729755882
One more question and I will leave you alone.

How much would it cost for a 9/10 or 10/10 to let you fuck them with no condom, or is that a no go? I can't keep an erection w/ a condom on

>>729750256
like eating a steamy log of shit out of andy sixxs butthole

>>729755882
>the hotter classy ones are more expensive.
this. you get what you pay for. i once went into an "all you can fuck brothel" in Berlin and the women were diabolical. the smelt and looked like shit

>>729755882
>>729756035

Shit, one more question thinkibg about it. How available are 18/19/20 year olds?

>>729750256
I have never understood why straight men want to fuck women up the arse... come on just admit you're fucking queer and find a man to shag

>>729756035
they won't be willing to do sex with no condom and if they are willing you should be worried.
>>729756139
20 year olds aren't difficult to find because a lot of escorts in europe are students that are trying to pay their way through school. 18/19 might be tough to find though

>>729756035
this was the escort i hired last time https://escortvienna.com/wien-escort/cristal/

i miss her pussy so much

>>729751345
Yet you still won't make that bitch your wife?

>>729750360
/thread
OP is a faggot. he already knows what it feels like

>>729756530
My god in heaven, she is banging

How pissed will they be if you are an expert at making a condom break and you bust in them?

>>729750256
Honestly, not much different from a pussy. But a little tighter at the opening, and less tight inside.

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Kinda underwhelming actually.

I'm a huge ass-man so I was so hyped for it, literally my biggest fantasy was to fuck a chubby girl with a tight butthole. Then I got the chance and it wasn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be. It's really tight at first but once you get past the asshole it's kinda vacuous and doesn't hug your dick like a vagina does. The idea of fucking a butt is much hotter than it actually is.

>>729756908
you will probably get the shit beaten out of you. these girls are heavily protected by their "pimps" when she rocks up at the hotel, her driver / protection waits outside in the car. if anything dodgey goes don she has in on speed dial and he will be there in a minute

Hey got one question here for all of you experienced ones?

What would you prefer vag with condom o ass without condom??

>>729757361
Lulz, ill just get an additional room a few doors down and when the dirty whore goes running to her pimp, I'll slip into the other room

>>729757194

Well that is pretty much the case with every fantasy.

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>>729750256
Blowing your load in a girls ass feels amazing...

>>729757194
See I had it in reverse. I always thought fucking a bitch in the ass was nasty. But then my wife said she wanted it so I fucked her up the ass. Glad I took her suggestion because it was great.

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Doesn't matter what it feels like for me. Now that my ex wife left me this cock isn't going to get any love.

But anal is alright. For me it was more psychological knowing she was doing this to please me and not for her own pleasure. Her pussy was honestly much more satisfying.

Ps how small is my cock. I say like 3" st most.

>>729754869
k. pretend im a girl and instruct me how to give good head.

>>729758540
nevermind the size
>2017
>not cut
why even live?

>>729757645
Ass without condom. Fucking a hole in the floor without a condom is better than fucking the tightest, warmest, wettest pussy in the world with a condom.

>>729758681
Well can't change how I was born lol. Doesn't matter anyway because I won't have sex again for God knows how long.

Friends keep telling me to trust hire an escorts for like 80 an hour but I don't know. I'm too nervous to even have sex with someone I pay lol

>>729750467
this

>>729750800
how is fucking a guy the same as fucking a woman? nigga u r just gay, stop tryin rationalize your faggotry.

>>729754761
fucking ez m8. If you have money do drugs. Not to start usimg them, but this once to get you over the hill. kyo-kain makes you feel like a god, meth makes you fuck her till she dries up.

Fair.varning though, the post-virginity comedown of not fucking someone again is powerful as fuck. Be ye warned.

>>729751437
wisit land of allah allah allah my son
all will be wevealed

>>729750256
Heard in another thread similar to this that it is pretty much the same as a vagina but tighter around the sphincter and looser on the inside. I am a permavirgin so idk what either feels like.

>>729750256
I recommend you try it and find out for yourself.

>>729759276
better than your hand, but when youre done it just feels like a buch of wasted time and effort.