You have summoned PEPE THE MAGNIFICENT! He will grant you one

I want the OP to die

>>729738549
rest in pieces

>>729738549
kaha, kek is with me

I wish for the Pepe meme to never die

>>729738328
I don't want to fuck 10 girls at once every day, i want to fuck them every night.

>>729738328
I want to fuck my crush

>>729738328
I wish for a calm, peaceful life

care

I wish for a calm, peaceful death

>>729738743
Fucking faggot

I wish trap threads would disappear

>>729738328
I want /b to become leftist. So fucking tired of alt-reichers and redpillers these days

>>729739771
Wow. That actually worked!

I want to fuck the indian gril

>>729739833
Fuck yeah, I want no more captchas on the fucker of a site. I miss the days before captcha.

You better deliver you fucker.

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I wish for death

>>729739922
Fuck

I wish to win the Powerball jackpot this week. Thanks in advance, Pepe!

I wish to die

I wish to be alpha

I want to die

>>729738328
I wanna fuck my crush today :^)

Rollean2

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I would like some tendies and good boy points.

I want to be a chick.

Granteth me eternal death!

I wish Pepe would trick me

>>729738328
I want to be spanked.

>>729738328
To manifest and acquire a large enough amount of wealth to alter my life completely into living in accordance with my higher purposes.

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>>729740503
dat paradox

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>>729739896

>>729738328
>texaco motor oil
i kekeke'd

I want to get a gf

>>729738328
Can I go visit my buddy?

>>729738328
Shapeshifting powers please

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>>729738328
I WANT TO WIN THE PCH 7000$ A WEEK FOR LIFE

>>729738328
I want CP to be legalised

>>729738328
Free pepe

>>72973838
I want to get 100$

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>>729741554
So close

>>729741569
DAMNIT

>>729741553
Good you fag now cp is still illegal

I wish somone here would link me to some really good porn since I am horny as fuck! Hetero please.

>>729738328
i just wanna get my dick wet

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>>729741671
Ok, here you go

I wish for no more bananas in ylyl threads

>>729738328
I wish for Merkel to just fuck off

>>729738549
OP will live 4evaaaaaa!

>>729742473
Or maybe not

>>729738328
i wish to be very rich according to my standarts

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Stalin's rebirth pretty pls o Genie Pepe

Kill all nignogs

>>729738328
i said my wish to myself so nobody can steal it *crosses fingers*

i wish i was a hot girl

TO become a successful league player

>>729738328

Send me to an alternate reality where Hitler rules the world

I want 4chan to be great again.

The game I'm anticipating releases tomorrow.

>>729738328
Mighty Pepe make me get a girlfriend!

roooooolll

>>729742888
OK, guyz the game has ended.

:(

I wish to be able to grant my own wishes.

>>729742888

TOP KEK it was easier for Pepe to make you a genie than to get you a girlfriend.

sdfsfds

reroll

rerolllll

this is bullshit

>>729743005
Yep, story of my life.

You want a wish ?

pepe get me a grilfriend

rerolll

last try gf

>>729738328
I want to kms

gg gf

>>729738328
I wish for free income

ggg gf

I want to die

>>729743162

I wish to take your place as the genie. Sadly these dubs will condemn you to an eternity of being a servant of other people's wishes.

I WISH YOU TO CHECK EM

>>729738328
I wish for infinite wishes

>>729738328
I wish to win the Powerball.

>>729738328
I wish to be happy.

I wish to have sexual intercourse with my crush next week

>>729743312
....

>>729738328
i wish for a gf

>>729738328
KILL ME

I wish that my freelance career takes off

>>729738328
I want leftists to become cool again.

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>>729738328
I want ningens to die.

>>729744574
kill me

I wish for her to realise that I dont love her

gib me all the pussy

>>729738328
Please let it work out

>>729738328
i want nice weather