My GF. You jelly, /b/itches?

>>729734834

She looks like a nice girl, you should treat her well and have loads of kids.

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>>729734834
yuck i think you left her in the oven too long it got sun spots too

>>729734834
>Jelly
my dick is and so should your's be. she is not someone i would ever put my dick in.

>>729734834
>pathetic sloppy drooping boobs too far apart from each other
>dat mole
>what-the-hell tan
>blah 4/10 face
Nope.

>>729734883
Op this guy fucked you.

>>729734834
Ah, good to know there's some guy out there desperate enough to love a girl with pudding for tits.

Her tits look like wonky sandbags

>>729735883
>>729735865
>>729735796
some real titty connoisseurs in this thread

>>729734834
Those tits have fetal alcohol syndrome

>>729734834
Jesus, it has to give her crippling body image issues looking in a mirror every morning after a shower

>>729734834
Her tits looks like all the cum she has taken over the past year put into a bag then on her chest

>>729736720
*Faggots

>>729736720
>>729736928
Well I guess "guys" like you are like the old saying, "Beggars can't be choosers."

>>729737740
and you exclusively bone supermodels?

>>729734834
dat some saggy tits there. Would hit with bowl of eggs.

>>729734834
i've seen this pic ages ago on /b/. post the one with the wrestling mask.

>>729737850
It sure is getting summer here with an answer like that.
Going to an extreme answer like that suggests I hit a little too close to home on my remark. Oh well. Enjoy your 3/10s.

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>>729736720
>>729737850
i like you man

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When you finally manage to pull a girl and you post a pic on 4chan telling everyone you got your first girlfriend!!!!!!11!1!1!1!!1!

you sir are cancer

>>729737740
show me what you got

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>>729734834
fixd

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>>729738009
show us your > 3/10s and we'll shut up

>>729734834

This is the ugliest pair of tits i have seen in my entire life.

>>729738009
> dedicated 4chan scientist since 2015

>>729734834

There's something really wrong about these tits.

>>729737999
trips demand you post this

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>>729738418
>>729738511
Holy hell you're sure defensive about your ugly gf. Whatever. I won't post my gf BECAUSE 4CHAN, but the one on the right in this pic looks damn close to her although a bit older and brunette.

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>>729736720

>>729738813
Does she have that nose too?

>>729739022
It's really close. I tease her a little bit about it. It's her non-cancerous personality that drew me to her.

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>>729738813
> except she's a manga drawing on a pillow

>>729739138
and her non-saggy tits i take it...?

>>729738813
The stories and information posted here are autistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>729739138

You sure seem like a guy who values inner beauty

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>>729739237
kek, this. also op is a faggot.

>>729739138
Let us decide. Post a pic or it didn't happen you little virgin.

>>729739155
Again you're extremely self conscious about settling for that chick.
>>729739210
Even a great personality can't get me to stay with a mess sexually.
>>729739237
That is true. It could be that OP is so messed up that his pic really isn't his girl either. Maybe he can't even do that well. We'll never know....
>>729739263
I value both. I won't settle for just one or the other though, and neither should you. Unless...

>>729739431
You're a freakin' fifth grader if you think I'd expose anyone I was dating to /b/.

>>729739465
thank you for your dedication to this thread anon. also you're a virgin.

and op's pic is a fake, i've seen this picture ages ago on /b/. there was a full set, including a wrestling mask.

Those tits are fucked

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>>729739534
> freakin'

How come her tits melted?

>>729739534
then cut off face and show body

>>729739636
Then why get so defensive if someone doesn't find the slag in OP's pic attractive? How much pussy do you think you'll get for defending her?

>>729739931
not defending anything, i just like to fuck with you... you're the one typing your fingers sore

>>729739636
this. unless OP posts the wrestling mask pic it's not his gf

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>>729738354
Nailed it. Now double bag it.Sexy time

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>>729740004
Right. You believe that. I'm at work. Any anybody can learn to type a few simple sentences within a few moments. I'm sure you're really patting yourself on the back on the expert troll job you pulled over a guy who simply didn't like some ugly chick.

>>729740098
I just don't have it on this computer, that's all. She is 100% my gf

>>729734834
does she make you suck her dick?

>>729740278
still defending yourself

>>729737740
>>729738009
>>729738813
>>729739138
>>729739465
>>729739534
>>729739931
>>729740278

does your boss know you spend all your office time googling pseudo gf lookalikes and dank memes?

>>729740722
I actually did find it, but I'm not posting it in this thread because almost all of you have been cunts about her

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>>729743070
fuck off faggot >>729743505