Anon and Sarah cont.

Bamp

>>729724113
We just need this anon to come back

Cmon cmon cmon....

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>>729724113
I'm the anon here. I'm sorry in like 10 minutes I'll be able to write the rest really fast. I'm not in a situation I can write it quickly (I'm on my phone in public) but I'm going home right now.

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>>729724764
Sarah is so

>>729724764
You're doing god's work anon
Post more pics of Sarah she looks like a perfect Loli waifu

>>729724764
Yay!!!

>>729724764
Someone post the whole story from the beginning

>>729724764
PRAISE JEEBUS

Someone better screen cap the other thread before it dies!

>>729724902
If she could convince me, I can convince them.

>>729725261
Have the whole story so far screencapped

>>729724113
BUMPING~!!!

>>729721707
>We're fucking dying here man! moar

>>729725397
Post it here buster

>>729725397
Care to posts the pics?

>>729725397
Post please?

>>729725582
Too lazy atm. I'll probably post the whole thing on vola once it's finished

>>729725582
>>729725599
>>729725606
If you haven't seen the original posts yet anon becomes increasingly infatuated with his GF's little sister after hearing about her giving handjobs and starts jerking off to her, little sister eventually starts asking for sex and does some gymnastics shit on his leg

Old thread just got deleted

>>729725909

you try too hard anon.

you are too transparent.

yeeeeeeeeeees

I saved it all.
pt.1
I was seduced by my girlfriends little sister. I love my girlfriend, I feel like I should feel horrible, especially because her sister is just graduating 8th grade this year and I'm graduating 12th, but I don't at all. In fact, I've had sex with her twice since then and I can't fucking wait to do it again. Every ounce of me knows what I'm doing is wrong in every possible way but for some reason that just makes me want to do it more and more, and sex with her is the best I've ever had. I'm nervous about getting caught, I'm nervous about hurting me girlfriend, but I think about her sister every second of every day. It's a fucked mess.

pt.2

>18
>dating beautiful dancer gf from my grade
>she has a little sister in 8th grade (Sarah)
>adorable girl, I knew she would grow up to be hotter than her sister but never thought about her sexually ever, never even crossed my mind
>she's a dancer too so she hangs around with my gf and her friends a lot at practice and other things
>it's my gfs little sister so I see her all the time, we are basically close friends.
>a few months ago I come to the HS gym to pickup my gf and her sister
>there a little early so I sit next to a couple of my gfs friends and Sarah
>they are talking and laughing loudly
>I sit down next to them
>"how's it going"
>one of my gfs friends: "dude anon guess what"
>"what"
>"Sarah did her first handjob yesterday"
>this makes me crack up
>"hahaha are you serious?"
>everyone's laughing
>Sarah laughed to but I distinctly remember her being confident and excited rather than embarrassed
>My gfs little sister is growing up, how cute
>"Sarah you deviant. with who?"
>Sarah makes this face of faux embarrassment "a boyyyyy"
>all the girls are laughing
>I'm laughing too. First sexual experiences are always hilarious "oh a boy of course. How long did it last like 10 seconds..?"
>"no we didn't finish" a sliver of actual embarrassment in her voice this time
>the girls explode "THATS THE WORST THING YOU COULD HAVE DONE SARAH"
>I'm like "oh god amateur move Sarah"
>laughing blah blah I lose interest and go over to my gf
>she didn't hear about Sarah yet so when I casually mentioned it she freaked and the car right home was my gf telling her she should wait to get with boys and all that
>that night my gf is too tired to stay over so I'm alone and decide to jerk off
>naturally go into my memory for material
>all the talk about sex and Sarah giving her first handjob is naturally at the front of my mind.
>don't even think about her sexually
>thinking mainly of just of first sexual experiences and my own
>My thoughts start to get more detailed

>>729726123
I'm a man of the people
Faggot

pt.3

>Imagining Sarah giving a handjob just makes me laugh
>the little ball of energy that can't sit still long enough to watch an episode of tv, who gets in fights every single day with every member of her family just because she can, yanking down some kids pants, seeing a hard cock for the first time in her life, sitting there, for the first time maybe unsure of what do it, out of her element, her big green eyes wide, her brain slowed and focused on the cock in front of her, her small, soft hand trembling slightly as she reaches out and wraps her fingers around the shaft, not totally sure of what to do but knowing she's being dirty, her tiny, tender hands together barely able to grab the shaft of my cock--
>oh god what is wrong with me
>I'm jerking off to the thought of my gfs 12 year old sister jerking me off
>my dick is the hardest it's ever been
>Holy shit why is the thought of a little girl, or at least Sarah, making me so fucking horny
>My mind starts racing with thoughts of Sarah dancing, her tight body, her big eyes and cute little mouth, her high pitched moaning, her lips, her buttery smooth skin, her hairless body, her tight, wet, virgin--FUCK
>I came as if I hadn't cum in decades
>to my surprise the thoughts didn't fade after I came
>my heart was still pounding and my mind still racing
>I jumped on Facebook to look for pictures of her
>all I could think about was seeing her in person

>>729726199
hurry up anon i wanna know what happens after that cheeky grin

^^^^

pt.4

>so there are a lot of little things in between but I'm gonna skip ahead
>I'm hanging out at a dance show that my gf is in.
>her whole family is there
>me and Sarah are hanging out
>we've become a lot closer
>at this point I've told myself I would never, ever act on my fantasies, but I know subconsciously those fantasies are exactly why I've been getting closer to her
>I am her go to for boy advice.
>she gives handjobs to her "boyfriend" all the time now and I taught her to let him finish on her body somewhere, that guys love that.
>she asks me about sex and I answer her questions but always tell her she's too young for that.
>anyways we are at this dance show and me and Sarah go outside to fuck around on the steps and shit
>sliding on the rails and stuff
>"oh, help me do this" she says
>"what"
>"come over here"
>we go over to the wall
>"hold my leg like this"
>she does that standing split thing dancer girls are always doing
>catches me completely off guard
>I'm holding her bare leg up against my stomach/chest, her foot in my face, her lower thigh pressed into my waist
>she shifts her balance and ever so slightly presses herself into my crotch
>I feel the movement, I hear her exhale quietly, my dick shoots up like a rocket, I drop her on the ground
>"ow what the hell"
>"I think the shows starting, let's go inside", turning quickly hiding my dick
>she follows closely behind me

>>729726330
I'm not him I'm just posting these cause people asked for them

pt.5

>we get back to the show and sit with her family
>I'm just thinking about what just happened
>did she do that on purpose? Did she feel my boner? What is happening?
>my mind is racing so I'm not thinking about the fact that I'm being awkwardly silent
>the show starts, me and Sarah haven't said a word
>watching the show
>listening to the loud music
>Sarah just silently next to me
>feels like forever
>suddenly I'm snapped to reality by Sarah tapping my shoulder
>I lean over to her
>she comes write up to my ear, cupping her hands over her mouth and whispers in the cutest voice
>"do you want to have sex with me"
>my eyes instincively shoot to her parents on my right to see if they heard
>they hadn't, and I pretend like I didn't either
>"what? I can't here you"
>"I want to have sex with you"
>"what? I can't.." making a 'I can't hear' gesture with my hands
>she sits back and pouts
>I just shoot my eyes back to the show, and leave them glued there the entire rest of the time, trying to watch my girlfriend, the whole time my heart pounding and my cock raging

and the last part before he continues

>after the show I go straight to my gf
>avoiding Sarah entirely
>talk to my gf and her friends and shit the entire time just thinking of Sarah
>never been on such full on auto pilot before
>my eyes are darting all over the hall keeping an eye out Sarah
>every part of my body wants to avoid her while at the same time going to her, picking her little body up and planting a kiss right on her lips
>while I'm thinking, looking, blabbing to my gf, my eyes lock with Sarah's, who stands only a few feet away
>I dart away, and realize immediately my nervousness is beyond obvious
>my eyes dart back and I see her smiling to herself and turning away
>fuck
>she knows
>she knows I heard her
>she knows what my answer is
>my eyes start to fade, and my thoughts start to change from nervous avoidance to lust, pure lust
>I start thinking about how I can make this happen
>I start thinking about the fact that I actually can fuck my gfs little sister, all I have to do is make it happen
>I go looking for Sarah in the crowd
>I find her and spin her around
>"hey"
>"hey anon"
>I start at her eyes, she stares right back, squinting slightly at me like she knows a dirty secret
>I gulp
>"w-wanna leave? I'm getting bored and your sister has to stay"
>she just stands there, her gaze doesn't change, but she looks almost nervous
>"I'm bored too"
>"I'll give you a ride home"
>we just stare at each other, dead lock on each other's eyes, the entire room feels silent, her green eyes cutting right through mine and mine through hers.
>a wicked grin explodes across her face
>"let's go"

>>729726469
Not all heros wear capes....

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is he here? will we ever know?

>>729726152
>>729726199
>>729726299
>>729726394
>>729726469
You're a champ. Thanks m8

>>729726546
He's here

That wicked grin will mess with me all night

>>729726546
He posted right after I made the thread. He's otw home from somewhere and he'll continue the story

>>729726695

i know who you are.

you are one lonely faggot.

lol.

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i'm impatient, pedo-chan, hurry up

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Bumping

Bump....

Bumpu

Bumparonimcfisticon

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Bumppppp

Pakalu Bumpito

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bumparu

Buuumping in my skin, these wounds don't seem to heal

Hibumpoppotamis

My dick is literally a crunch wrap supreme away from having the most sickest day in dickstory

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Bampu

Guys, anon died from injecting marijuanas into his system. We can leave now.

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banpu

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Anon gotta deliver

>>729728253
Fuck off Anons gf.

Anon pls what are you doing you fucking nigger
I've been waiting to blow my load to the tales of Sarah for an hour

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i'm low key in love with sarah, i need this

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banpu shite iru

>>729724764
Fuckin hurry up nigga I wanna go to bed fuck

El Bumpo

>>729728761
He better be fucking them both rn

>>729728761
this. it's almost 4am here.

Bumpelstinski

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Bump

Bumparoo

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I wanna cum on Sarah's beautiful green eyes. [pic related]

Bumparoo

Anon why have you foresaken us???

Bumpty Dumpty sat on a wall...

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Posting to pass time
Posted on old thread
>19 yrs old
>Talking to girl at the time 11yrs old
>Talk for 2 yrs and start become more closer 'sharing nudes'
>Says she wants to meet me
>Travel to OK and make love over 2017 spring break
>Might go back?
Just to pass time, hoping anon will come back.
Pic Related; QnA?

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buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuump

>>729728973
...In your heart forsaken us?

>>729728959
Stealing my Bumparoo fgt?

>>729724113
Anon left us all with a case of blue balls

>>729728844
It's currently 9pm in Hawaii and eastern Polynesia.

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Fuck

>>729728989
I'll make a kik group so you can answer questions there

>>729729062
Didn't notice until I posted anon

>>729729023
In your eyes forsaken us

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>>729728989
kek

>>729729123
K fag, love you bby, have a good one.

pls respond

>>729729188
the deed is been done

I do believe OP is a massive faggot, yes indeed

meh, clearly ops story was fake anyway...

>>729724764
that's the longest 10 minutes I've ever experienced

>>729729415
maybe he came across a kindergarten on his way home and decided to fuck the kids in there, the fucking pedophile

Post your kiks and I'll inv you so >>729728989
Can share his love of photography with us

Here's some porn to keep you Anons interested while waiting:
>>https://www.xvideos.com/video14875019/throat_fucking_of_lucky_starr

>>729729569
Magicalmelonman

Ive given up hope. OP is a faggot. Good night everyone

>>729729569
Pics? Nah pretty paranoid anon might fuck me and white knight my shit...

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>>729724764
>I tell her parents and my gf that I'm dropping Sarah off at home
>okay
>feel like I'm walking on air
>Sarah practically skipping behind me
>it feels like 2 seconds and we are in the car driving
>at first just silence, we listen to the car rumble as I drive
>"anon"
>a glance at her, she staring at me
>"Sarah"
>...
>I look at her again
>"nothing"
>I don't know what to say.
>using all my strength to just focus on the road and not crash the car in my horny fog
>a long silence
>then in her loud energetic jokey voice she always does "so ya wanna do it with me aye?"
>burst out laughing
>she starts cracking up
>totally broke the awkward sexual tension
>next thing I know we are both doing pirate voices "eye captain eye, plunder your booty I will" "arrrg maity aye"
>laughing dies down
>"I'm kind of nervous" she says
>"Well i am too..."
>"but I've never done it before and you have"
>a silence
"My sister will hate me..."
>I snap back to reality for a second. "You can't ever tell your sister, or anyone, and I won't. people my age are not allowed to be with girls your age"
>"but you want to be with me"
>"I've dreamt about being with you for a long time"
>I hear her giggle.
>She gets up on her knees and leans over the seat divider and kisses me on the cheek.
>I can hear both of our hearts pounding
>she kisses my cheek again but this time she kisses and kisses, moving to my neck
>her lips are so soft, so delicate and small, her kisses so gentle, her light breath between touches making my fingers and toes go numb.
>I'm managing my breath, my brain is melting trying not to crash the car, my cock in physical pain in my jeans
>her small, trembling hand moves across my leg, up my thigh, her light breathes now carrying the softest, quietest moans
>my cock is twitching like it's about to cum without even being touched
>her hand reaches my bulge, and I feel every one of her little finger dig into the fabric of my jeans
>my eyes roll back into my head and I gasp.
>"Sarah, stop"

>>729729799
>>729728989

>>729729822
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>729729799
No white knighting just need those pics
I'll send some wins too message me @nggrbb

"Tune in next week, same /b/ time, same /b/ place!"

>>729729822
pls anon, don't stop

>>729730052
Nooooooooo

Omg I need this you faggot keep going

>>729729822
Daddy

>>729729822
Yes yes yes I knew you were genuine anon please keep em coming

>I say we can't.
>I droput Sarah off at her house.
>the next morning my gf calls crying and the police are in my driveway

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>>729730094

Hurry up before the thread gets a 404, ano--

>404 Page not found

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anon don't stop

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>>729730235

Noooo OP dont do it

@SincereDragonfly

>>729729822
Pretype this shit you nigger.

DID ANON JUST CUCK US?!?!?!?!?!?

i can feel the 404 coming and my life will be ruined
but the beginning of the tale of sarah will forever live on in my heart

>>729730552
Anon.
READ
THE
THREAD
BEFORE
YOUR NEWFAG ASS
POSTS.

>>729730631
>>729729822
Talking about
>her hand reaches my bulge, and I feel every one of her little finger dig into the fabric of my jeans
>my eyes roll back into my head and I gasp.
>{{{"Sarah, stop"}}}
Fuck out of here

>>729729822
It's been 16 minutes you slow ass nigger.

>>729730727
Bitch, I just fucking said READ THE THREAD
But here, let me fucking spoon feed you that fact that anon has already claimed to have fucked this girl, so shut the fuck up and lurk m0ar. Toss a few bumps, but you need to not fucking post for the next few months, seriously.

>>729730727
>]
kys dumb nigger

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anon come back

>>729729822
Does she take it up the arse?

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>>729729822
>"let's wait until we get home"
>"why"
>"because I'm driving and you-- I'm driving okay"
>she pouts again
>"I didn't even get to feel anything"
>"YOU didn't even get to fee anything? Look at my pants"
>my boner is the hardest I've ever felt it, even harder than the time I first jerked off to Sarah. It looks like a straight metal pole trying to tear through my jeans
>"I bet that doesn't feel comfortable?"
>"fuck youuuu" I say laughing "I'm in pain"
>she teased me about my boner situation the whole ride, then we pulled up into the driveway
>I turned to her immediately, shutting her up
>"how long do you think we have before your parents come home?"
>I can see in her eyes she's realizing we are really about to do this
>"they are going to dinner with the dance team"
>my heart starts pounding
>I can see her flat chest moving up and down, breathing quickly
>"anon I told you I'm nervous"
>"I know. Let's just go inside"
>she goes for the door and I go for mine.
>I stand and relieve my boner by flipping it up into my wasteband, which makes Sarah laugh as she skips ahead of me inside.

>>729731272
Jesus Christ, are you typing with one fucking finger?

>>729731272
Skipping her way right into my heart (via my cum)

:')

>>729731373
stfu you ungrateful nigger

>>729731373
But he is typing!

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>>729731272

anoniichan i'm gonna die before you finish this story, please type faster

>>729731373
One hand.
I'll tell you how I lost it soon.

Please hurry

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Disturbance in the force I feel. 404 this thread before OP finishes, the mods will.

oi vey. this thread is going to prune before op gets to the end.

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i need this

Busst stttstjjahah

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inb4 parents or gf cockblock

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anon hurry i'm fucking starving but i can't move

up up up up

>>729729569
JeanJean225

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>>729731868

inb4 treefiddy

I still have hope

God damn what the fuck happened to pre typing your story

Upp upppp Upppp

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the end is nigh bros i can feel it
please don't 404
may the gods of kek bring us to the end of the fable of sarah

>>729724764
>Write the rest really fast

Kek

maybe he's in an awkward situation, i mean he's gotta be stealthy to write about this

>>729732487
Did this story just happen tonight?

>>729724764
Can you plz just finish this already like fuck I Wana go schleep

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>>729732423

>>729732567
nah but apparently he's still fucking her

>Same fucking person bitching about "404"
We're nowhere near the fucking autosage and on page 2, shut the fuck up and bump with interesting shit.

> get on the floor and dinosaur

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A meme for the Gods of kek

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Boi

>>729732664
no

Please hurry the fuck up

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>>729732646
I'm interesting

Heck this blows the story was getting good

You're a faggot OP

>>729732664
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zYKupOsaJmk

WHERE THE FUCK

Op its so late...i have school tomorrowwwwwwww

he gone.

>>729732770
8/10 id smash

/Thread

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Op pls

>>729732770
you aren't that interesting

>>729733045
he'll do it OP! don't test the man!

Let's do some math while we wait for OP.

OP is posting at a rate of roughly 2 posts per hour. The word count of his two posts itt is 589
That's 589 words in an hour. Divided by 60 is about 9.8

OP types at a rate of 10 words per minute

This ni️️a typin up his life story I swear

I'm still. So. Close. Faggot.

MAYBE HE FUCKIN?!?!??!?!?

>>729733109
How many characters per second?

>>729733189
0.1666

the wait's worth it

>>729733100
I belive

someone told his GF about this thread.

It's been half an hour
Rip OP

>>729733109
Looks like about 1 character a second.
Peck typing.

>>729733209
Whatever...feels like 1 key every 5 min

>>729733189
3096 per hour including spaces
3096/60=51.6 characters per minute.
51.6/60=0.86 characters per second

>>729733254
I hope not.

>>729733254
FUCKING GODDAMNIT I was staking my life on hearing the end of this fucking story.

>>729733270
It's around 1 letter per 10 seconds

>>729733254
Poor op...getting raped in jail now

>>729733333
oh shit

>>729733254
prove it.

>>729733296
take into consideration the chance for Copy pasta

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>>729731272
Here is a pic of me and Sarah I'm okay with posting
>at this point all negative thoughts about this situation have been pushed down to the depths of my brain
>the only thing I can think about is Sarah. What does she look like under her clothes? What does she look like getting fucked? What does she feel like?
>I step inside and Sarah is nowhere to be found
>"Sarah??"
>from her room "commeeeng anonyyyy"
>don't even register what she said, I just walk toward her voice.
>from her room she's blabbering in the loud energetic way she says that she's changing and she'll be outside in a second and blah blah blah
>her voice, high pitched and full of youthful excitement, is just turning me on more
>I knock on her door
>"Sarah"
>"hey I said wait"
>I open the door
>"hey!"
>she is changing into her dance outfit, the same one my girlfriend wears, her tight shorts not yet pulled up over her butt
>I see her firm, plump little dancers butt, porcelain smooth and pale, covered only by a pare of white panties much to small for someone her age, just as she pulls up her shorts.
>my boner is so hard not even my jeans waistband can hold it down to my stomach, and it's easily visible sticking out against my shirt
>I look up from Sarah's basically naked legs and ass in those tight, revealing short to see her eyes are staring at my huge boner under my shirt
>i eye her back
>"you are so...sexy"
>"let me see"
>without any hesitation I drop my pants, and my dick drops down, pointed hard and straight right at her face.
>I hear a breathy "oh my god.." slip from her lips
>I'm 7.5 inches, nothing too special but I'm sure it's massive compared to what she's seen
>she bites her lip nervously, without looking away from my cock:
>"we are gonna have sex tonight... we are going to have sex tonight" like she was reassuring herself
> my cock starts twitching, which makes her smile again
>I just exhale
>she finally brings her eyes up to mine and steps in to me
>"hey" with that wicked grin

>>729733395
HES HERE

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>>729733333
The truth has come to light

>>729733333
check

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>>729733389

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>>729733395

ALL HAIL OP

Que robot chicken intro the threads still alive

Holy shit

I just. Want. To.cum.faggot

Now all I gotta do is wait another half hour yay

>>729733395
And now we wait

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that upsmash...

>>729733582
cum to something else, this guy won't be done for probably another 2 hours

Keep it fucking coming faggot.

>>729733604
God fucking damn it 5 am here we come

if you don't fuck in the next one i'm cooking ramen and i'll read the story from the headlines tomorrow

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PRAISE THE OP

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>>729733661
>729733661 ▶
>>>729733604

>>729732004
I'll hit u up tomorrow fam, anon is being slow as fuck. need sleep...

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>>729733395
I'm sorry Anon but you've definately shot up a school

>>729733395
inb4 Guy Sebastian jailed for underage sex

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Bish deliver

>>729733661
Here too I'm getting off of my 24 hr shift in and hour

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>>729733395
You're a piece of shit

>>729733728
>with jizz

>>729733820
leave fuck face, we don't need you here....

>>729733822
Damn

So much for school and work

Im going to sleep too...someone blow this up when its done...i wanna see this shit on cnn

>>729733866
I called out for this fucking faggot. He better deliver

inb4 dinosaur

>>729733747
I just Permanently lost my sides

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We must proceed with the op summoning ritual!!!

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>>729733838
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>729733747
kekked

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Teh pimple spectator

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>>729734018

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wew

>>729734075
Seal? So, Navy....

You're a fag.

Will op deliver before I fall asleep? Will anon stop being such a faggot? Find out on the next episode of *op is a pedophile, and so are you*!

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my computer is gonna start automatic updates soon
anon please hurry or i'll legit cry

Anon you seem like a cool dood make a kik so we can talk to you

>>729734177
Dubs has spoken

>>729734115
Wasn't this originally in some porno mag from like 30 years ago?

OP
Did
You
Fuck
Her
Arse

>>729734075
Oh dear

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>>729734018
Reply to this post with dubs and op will arise!!!!

>>729734186
I'm OP not the Nigger posting the story
Faggot

http://www.strawpoll.me/12779312

What's going to happen first?

>>729734270
RISE

>>729734270
Roll

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>>729734270
come onnnnnnnnnn dubs

>>729734299
Heat death for sure

>>729734322
Dubs!!! That's twice in same bread!!!

>>729734271
shut the fuck up boring ass cunt, no one cares about your existence right now

>>729724764
>I'm sorry in like 10 minutes I'll be able to write the rest really fast. I'm not in a situation I can write it quickly (I'm on my phone in public) but I'm going home right now.
That was over 2 hours ago, where the fuck do you live???

Hurry

>>729734271
More like NOP, amirite??

TRIPS or suicide

>>729734299
new tool album

>>729734369
Dubs are statically going to happen every ten posts.

>>729734270
rollio

guess quads?

>>729734384
>not being the OP of this thread
I'd be a salty faggot too
It's ok

Bumpfuckitybumpbump. Did you fuck her 12 year old ass or not faggot

>>729734444
>>729734440
Woah

>>729734424
Knock it off with those negative waves Moriarty!

might try fuck my ex's little sister now
she used to walk around in tight shorts all the time to wind me up and my ex caught me looking at her sweet 16YO ass one time

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>>729734424
you cracked the code, mang

>>729734444
Dem quads

>>729734444
shit, i was gonna reply being salty but damn those quads defused my shit.

>>729734444
>checked

>>729734444
>Quads
OP must deliver the story now.

>>729734498
Knock it off with those niggatory waves.

>>729734509
i keked

>>729734557
kek

Cmon op we wanna hear about Mexican loli

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this thread...

Loli or riot

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anon tell us more about her cutie flat chest

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>>729734424
>statically

>>729734726
Autocorrect, I swear.

im outtie its way to fucking late now gl

>>729734690
Dayum

>>729734252
I think yes

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>>729734801

>you'll never take sarah's first time
Why live?

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>Sarah starts grabbing my cock
>Shes all "oh yeah gimme that"
>Slowly stick it in
>Feelsgoodman.jpg
>She's enjoying it, me too
>Everyone cums
>Cash me outside how bow dah

>>729734950
that nigger has 2 copies of the same book

Someone screencap this shit I'm goin to bed

>>729735025
I call this piece: anon clings to false hope

Birds are outside chirping, been tuned in since midnight. Anon please take my money.

>>729734862
Just got a new phone bruh, haven't even installed Swiftkey.

>>729734887
>You will never tie her up and force it into her arse as she screams for mercy.
>She will never timidly leave the room whenever you're visiting, hiding from you.
>She'll never not tell on you because she thinks it's her fault.
>She will never become completely complacent to your lusts and desires, going catatonic, as you ravage and destroy her body.
>She will never reluctantly become your thought and fuck slave, too afraid to say no, thinking it was always her fault, thinking she deserved this.

>loud bang
>window breaks
>sarah drops
>"THAT'S WHAT YOU GET YOU WHORE"
>look outside
>see some nigger with a sniper on the roof across the street
>feelsbadman
>can't be helped
>fuck her dead body
>cum in her
>get rid of the body Breaking Bad style with acid and shit
>change my name
>move away
>rinse and repeat

all his post are delet

>>729735060
>>729735060
NEW THREAD
Hurry the fuck up OP

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>>729724113

Can someone screencap all of this ?

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>>729734200
ono

>>729735012
>Volume one
>Volume two

>>729735146
already capped up to part 8

>>729735139
OP get your fucking pedo ass in the new thread

You're a lifesaver anon

>>729735111
>Just got a new phone bruh, haven't even installed Swiftkey.
I have a BB. Fight me.

>>729734177
This is your first week here, eh?

Where did all his replies go?

>>729735801
Nah... oldfag

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>>729735178

>>729735917
I'm guessing OP deleted everything out of shame or simply caught the b&

>>729735941
Clearly you're not. Otherwise you wouldn't reply to pasta older than you are

Is anonkun dead

>>729735941
>I've been here since 2010, I'm an oldfag

There's anons who actually believe this

>>729736005
He showed a picture of his creepy ass self so he probably freaked

>>729736127
In my opinion, 7 years is old enough

>>729736206
>7 years is old enough
That's why you're posting in a pedo thread

>>729736206
That's just not what the term "oldfag" means.
If you came here after 2007ish you came during the cancer like the majority including me.

It's not bad nor does it make you a newfag, you're just not an oldfag.

>>729736390
You catch on fast, kemosahbee

>>729736443
definitions change over time

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>>729735941
>>729736127
>>729736206
>>729736443

>>729736545
Not in this case.

See>>729736593

Newfag detected

>>729736593
nsa
but with pocket spaghetti

>>729736652
>Not in this case.
good luck with that

>>729736801
No need to get all new about it