YLYL thread

>>729699380
this is actually great
lost

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>>729699380
>>729699470
>>729699540
wow, so far this is the best ylyl thread i've seen in a while

>>729699540
if i could upvote this post i would friend

>>729700180
>>729700288
W-wow, th-thanks, anons... th-that means a l-lot...

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>>729700558
Wow

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>>729700180
I JUST saw this in the airplane thread, nice speedcap

>>729700847
oh god i laughed at this

>>729700719
lil stevie vert

>>729700180
Op here, Thank you man

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>>729700625
Fuck off with the fake ass stutter shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9gY5eWIPeY

>>729701064
I do actually stutter when I talk though

>>729701268
Same as that faggot Alice ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjIXpJEDym4

>>729699380
Lost

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>>729701551
Fucking lost

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>>729702364

>>729702888
always kek at this

>also chek'd

>>729702933
i really hope that's real

>>729700558
I don't get it. What does it mean?

>>729702364
MODS

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>>729702998
Lost

>>729703196
Zozzle

>>729703073
You can tell the age of a tree by the number of rings on the inside of the trunk, as pictured. The number of rings is how many years old it is. The police officer counted the rings after sawing off her legs and realized that she is only five years old

>>729699380
dude that was fucking awesome lost.

>>729701297
why did this almost get me?

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Best these have gotten out of me is a sharp nasal exhale. Get a real meme.

>>729703455
thanks

>>729703551
Post something kek worthy than faggot

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>>729699380

>>729701550
>you get an unlimited supply of green pills

I want an unlimited supply of green pills.

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>>729703692
Did you read what the picture said.

>>729703374
What.

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>>729703551
Ew. I got dis

>>729703551
>complains about spaghetti for dinner
>says wants something new
>place down a live goat
>"quality"
>season goat in marinara as you sing it's a long, long way to tipperary

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>>729703902
Yes and I as well sharply exhaled from my nose. Did not laugh though

This thread reminded me that this board is the worst board on this site. I fucking hate every newfag and normie that comes here because they saw le epic greentext story on ifunny, and decides that "Hey, I'm edgy and dank! I post my awesome twitter and ifunny memes here, they're so dank, many keks!"

At the very least stay here and on pol, away from the other boards.

som1 post funny banan pic PLEASE :D

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>>729703902
Yes, and it's not funny
And neither is that
Get some real quality shit

>>729699476
Fuck you all I'm honored my post is still floating around here.

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>>729703972
That it?

>>729702816
almost

>>729704191
THANK YOU!!!!

Here's a secret related to
>>729702998

If you have one of those glass bottles, don't hit the bottom and shake it, find the "57" on the side of the glass, and rap your knuckles on it. The ketchup will slide out easy.

>>729704196
PCP is crazy

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>>729704168
This is more funny than
>>729703902
Or
>>729703551

>>729701551
lost

>>729704384
lost

>>729702275
the oatmeal? get the fuck out.

>>729700558
Count the rings on her leg you cunt
Rings = age

Bleep

>>729703073
It means you should lurk moar

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>>729704212
Here's a gud oc

>>729704191

now were getting somewhere

>>729704949
Oh my god.

>>729705179
Stolen meme

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>>729704191
lost.

>>729705489
>^>...

>>729705580
John.

>>729705179
Fuck off that's from jacksfilms

>>729701446
kek fuck Alice and her slightly above average appearance.

>>729701550
Take green pills, re sell them for billions, buy ice shoes, t shirts, have surgery on feet,

>>729701457
Silly Jaden, just convert to a different temperature scale you dipshit :)

>>729705742
wtf did i just read..

>>729703590
Masturbation is a gateway drug to rape. It also leads to sexual dysfunction, erodes family values, and is a top ten cause of disease.

– Lonnie Childs
This was on their website.

>>729703774
kek'd

>>729701550
>unlimited green pills

but what do the green pills do?

>>729706236
Lmao. God damn Jesus lovers

>>729701297
I'm thinking about thos beans

>>729706399
You get unlimited f\green pills every time you take one

>>729706059
Well it would depend on what scale he's already using.
If it's kelvin, it will be 0 degrees because 0 = absolute 0.
If it's celsius, it will be 273.15 degrees because -273.15 equals absolute zero.
If it's fahrenheit, it will be 459.67 degrees because -459.67 degrees equals absolute zero.
It's like you don't even science

>>729706657
Fuck it, ill take the blue.. green one is gay as fuck.

Also, with blue pill do i get paid once a year or can i spread it out?

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>>729706801

>>729701550
Green

>blue and purple pills destroy the value of money as $1,000,000,000 gets added to the world
>red is useless to me because I can stayed balanced on ice like most normal people
>black what

>>729707243
Green is the most useless option. you get more green pills, but it does nothing but give you green pills. which gives you green pills. they're useless.

>>729704209
THAT'S NOT YOUR POST, IT'S MY POST FAGGOT

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>>729707243
>destroy the value of money
wrong

>>729707335
not pictured: the dog they shot

>>729699476
meh

>>729706084
newfag detected

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>>729707835
newfag detected

>>729706902
lunch break is over
go back to 5th period

>>729703328
The fact that you had to explain this to another anon is proof of the failure of our education systems.

>>729707414
Take green pill, receive more green pills (plural)

How is this a useless pill? It's a force multiplier. You could bury people alive under the weight of green pills by force feeding them a few or just eating them yourself. Got a problem with chad? Sit on top of his house and start shitting green pills down his chimney. Dump so many into his house that he has to try to eat his way out. And then? More fucking green pills. It's like a fucking nightmare. You could curse people with these little shits.

>>729707921
>>729707835
Fucking newfags

>>729701064
>Bonfire lit

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>>729707939
life is over
return to ether

>>729707982
ooooor just hire someone to kill them with the billon dollars i make every year.. or do it myself and pay off cops, or do it myself and not get caught. why would anyone pick green?

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>>729708024
newfag detected

>>729704191
lost

>>729708144
Because I would pick green and bury the world in them.

>>729707835
>>729707921
>>729708024
>>729708182

samefag

>>729701457
god dammit lost

>>729708122
not for me
I have an unlimited supply of green pills

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>>729707991

>>729700930
Is that a fuckin joke? Like do you even think before you talk or are you too busy circle jerking to anti-America porn, that you can't even be bother to check your fucking facts.org?
Who singlehandedly brought down your ever precious soccer cunts, FIFA? It wasn't the fucking UN. It was America. When an earthquake or other natural disaster hits an underdeveloped country, and countries desperately need supplies and foreign aid, who do they ask for help from first? Yep, America.
When civil wars break out, and awful dictators take over and begin committing atrocities of human rights on their own citizens (like we've seen recently in Syria), who do those civilians beg for help and weaponry from? Fucking America.
When a medical epidemic such as Ebola breaks out and is killing thousands upon thousands of people, and the WHO is nowhere to be found, which country steps up and gives over a 200 million dollars in aid (more than all other countries combined) to the ravaged countries? FUCKING AMERICA.
Oh sure, we haven't landed one of our boys on the moon or won our THIRD fucking world war in a few decades, but that's because we've been too busy helping out in literally every other fucking way that we could. Oh it's also because you cunts haven't sent us any more Nazi, commie, bastards to kill--oh well, besides ISIS, which if my memory serves me correctly, we're leading the fucking world in military strikes YET AGAIN.
You're fucking welcome.

>>729708199
or pick blue and fuck / fuck over every who used to hate you, even though deep down inside you know its all because of the money at least you will die happy.

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>>729699380

https://youtu.be/el5U2tIMVMU

>>729702889
brilliant

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>>729708182
>ContemporaryHomosexual detected

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>>729708370
thank you

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>>729708605
this faggot parted from his mama's womb mere moments ago

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>>729708786
>you

>>729707540
I can't tell if you're being ironic or not, but I hope to God you're being ironic.

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Chiss mek hoaut cruque hal abab

>>729708387
You think I won't die happy sitting on a mountain top slowly burying the world in green pills?

>>729706728
holy shit i dont think anyone is as retarded as you

congratz

>>729699380
Kek. I remember that thread

>>729704325
DEJA VU!
I've just been in this place before!
Higher on the street, and I know it's my time to go!

>>729709072
Depends on what makes you happy. But I would die much happier in my mansion knowing my kids will be set for life and can be a huge bunch of assholes like me because money. $1,000,000,000 a year? even if i live to 65, that'd be $40Billion. do you know what you can do with $40Billion? Anything anon. Anything

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>>729709016
irony
ironic
ironicie
ironickel
ironiel
iron
stalin
stalainey
my ex gf stalainey hates my guts

just print more cash faggot
do it with your (((laserjet)))

>>729709409
That's fine, we'll see how well that $40B does at saving you when the slow creep of green pills begins to envelope your mansion.

>>729709638
>build a house underground

solved.

>>729701353
Lost

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>>729709409
cchhiiiilll
relax on chan

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>>729706944

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Run up get done up boy

>>729708144
Because now you have 7 billion dollars that are completely worthless because the USD is in such abundance now that they aren't even worth anything. paper bills are claims to gold a government owns, so you don't have to carry around tons of gold everywhere you go, which is why most countries use paper bills. The less money there is, each bill is worth more of the total gold a government owns, so if there is a single USD in America, that single dollar is worth every bit of gold in America, whereas if there were trillions and trillions of dollars in America, each bill would be worth less than a tenth of an ounce of gold, which is why these kinds of wishes are stupid, because of inflation. You now own billions of dollars, meaning each dollar is worth a specific amount of gold, but because there is a set amount of gold in America currently, to compensate for the new dollars, each dollar is worth less, meaning not only will poor people become ever poorer, but you'll hardly be any better off now then you were before, because you'll have to pay MORE for items that costed less before. A good example would be post-WWI Germany, where money was rapidly produced to pay off war debts, and was so massively produced that eventually, literally
trillions of German Marks were needed to equal $0.25, and people would literally need
to trade crates of marks just to buy a loaf of bread.

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>>729709409
>>729709638
>>729709702
see
>>729709761

>>729703073
The cop was counting the rings to see her age.

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>>729704191

>>729709702
Kel
>build beautiful mansion underground
>hell, build whole city underground
>after 5 generations, people forget what the sky looks like
>green pills become legendary ghost story
>one day, child finds green pill near old ventilation duct
>eats it
>the whole world is cursed anew

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>>729710081
OH BOY OH BOY OH FUCKING BOY
SHO ME MO

>>729706035
Yeah but everyone you sold them to would have unlimited green pills so they wouldn't be worth shit. On top of that they have no use. Kys before you post next time

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>>729709496

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>>729710191

>>729710138
regardless if im building a single complex or a whole underground city, you think there wouldnt be measures in place for ventilation systems to ensure nothing solid would make it inside? try harder, fag.

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>>729706588
h

>>729709930
Actually, money isn't backed by gold anymore, look up fiat currency.

>>729707335

lost

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>>729710314
FULL FRONTAL PLEASE

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>>729710306

>>729702896
Lost

>>729710371
....are you actually upset about this?

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>>729710458
>actually

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>>729710553
most impressive

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>>729710314

>>729707991
Larry Gooseman is a fucking legend.

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>>729710263

>>729710677
you cant bamboozle the unbamboozable

>>729710506
beautiful

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>>729710797

>>729707590
Fuck them if thats true
Dogs are cool

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>>729702364

>>729710797
Jokes on you. That guy has a black belt. He could put you in the ground.

>>729710797
Look at this little barrel

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>>729710751
MEANINGFULLER THAN ANYTHING YOU DONE

>>729701169
Legitimately watching this
Thanks professor

>>729711095
I'm gonna need a quick rundown on this image.

>>729705746
MMBB

>>729701550
I'm already red pilled

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>>729711176
>things are groovy.jpg
features:
bed of nails
male face on woman

>>729710910
Silly anon, you can't steal my jew gold.

>>729710931
You can't fool me, he can't even use a shovel

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>>729701457
>If it's 0 degrees today and twice as cold tomorrow... how cold will it be?

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>>729710910
10/10

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>>729711493
have you ever been so far even as decided to do look more like?

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ever feel like this fellow

>>729711606
They don't think it be like it is, but it do.

>>729711757

I would degree moar.

>>729703196
lost
and I was doing so good

>>729700288
You have to go back

>>729703374
lost twice

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>>729703904
this is always funny

>>729704255
good one

>>729710797
The partial arts

>>729710797
God damn you

>>729710379
Hgkhxuh

>>729704196
Bet the cops were shitting themselves before he started running in swinging like an idiot

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>>729704758
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>729709496
>>729710263
Samefag

>>729707116
is that DiCaprio?

>>729710367
That was a fantastic read.

>>729704255
Holy Fuck this is the best one

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>>729704191

GOD MOTHER FUCKING DAMMIT EVERYDAY I COME HOME FROM A LONG TIME AT WORK AND I TRY TO CHEER MYSELF UP BY MAKING A YLYL THREAD ON 4CHAN AND EVERYTIME I SEE THAT FUCKING BANANA I BEAT MY WIFE DAMMIT IT'S NOT FUNNY YOU GUYS ARE TEARING MY LIFE APART

green pill... what is made of? Something digestible.

You can literally corner the market as a pill maker for pharmaceuticals. A monopoly of green pills for every company and every drug.

Sit in your mansion made of green pills.

Also put me in screencap

>>729707243
>>blue and purple pills destroy the value of money as $1,000,000,000 gets added to the world
Not so fast. Overall money supply increases, but so does your proportion of it, thus increasing your purchasing power. You cretinous imbecile.

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>>729706849

>>729710379

>>729710379
lol

wow losing has never been easier none of these are funny . . . boring thread

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>>729714345

>>729699476
haha

>>729714656
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjumUKsToJQ


Fucking love Ruckus.

>>729713128
The only viable way to capitalize on green pills would be to hide them in manufactured food and cause absokute green pill chaos.

Also, why the fuck would there be a screencap?

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>>729709932
you cant just not leash ur fucking snipper

>>729700847

This just makes me angry.

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>>729699380
>mfw remember when this happened

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>>729699540
I've always wondered where this came from

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Donld nukem

>>729710379
jhgfd

>>729710379
Hehe

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>>729703995
Lost so fucking hard

>>729716126
This is from that one Christmas mod.

>>729704949
Kek

>>729712411
how the fuck did this make me lose

>>729707540
I'd buy it.

>>729707991
The Goose is Loose!!!

>>729703024
why the fuck did i lose to this

>>729704196
That nigga is the real deal

>>729704255
I wonder where that guy is and what he's up to. I want an update to see where he's at.

>>729709930
This assumes the money just appears out of nowhere. if the money is instead transferred from somewhere else into your possesion there will be no inflation.

Even if it does come from nothing, take the first billion and be set for life, an extra billion won't change the overall value of the money that extensively. Then, you can burn piles of money every year no problem. The extra money you get never has to go into circulation.

>>729709586
wait.... what ?

>>729699380
https://youtu.be/11qHsqzXJJI

>>729710379
not today ronior

>>729704758
Pls be true... My sides

>>729710000

fuckin check'd

>>729706879
Kek

>>729710367
shit nigga i aint readin all that

>>729700095
jesus kek

>>729710379
:/

>>729701550
Yellow=free roblox for a lifetime

Sure is samefag in here...

>>729707243
1billion is not enought to cause that