Well, /b/?

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>>729689439
I dont mind standin bro

>>729689439
C because she's a feeble old granny

Not A because he's healthy
Not B because she can stand and the bitch is popping out too many kids
Not D because he's still young
Not E because he's a zombie

E, he is clearly stronger and able to not only kill the others but make everyone equal by making them into zombies as well, the zombies can then infect more to make equality all around so that means the owner of the seat is the one who made everyone equal in the end. E is a hero.

No one deserves anything. If I was A, i would just keep sitting there. No grannys, no bitches with fuckin' children, no sick people... Only me, myself and I!

>>729689439
but look at those nice seats behind them

zombie makes it too easy.

if you give anyone else the seat you will probably be attacked, then you will attack others until all is lost.

>>729689439
Whoever is offering to pay A the most.

>>729690670
thats why you virgin without friends

>>729689439
A because he was there first and there is no sign that says his seat must be relinquished if a disabled person needs it.

>>729689439
C
Give it up for the granny. She might be thankful enough to give me a gum job.

E

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>>729691907
>gum job

>>729689439
What about the asshole behind A? For that matter the seat next to him looks empty

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>>729689439

E
No brainer.

>>729689439
C or D. I'd go D. Basically whoever is the least likely to be able to actually stand on a moving vehicle. B can just stand against one of the dividers/walls that buses always have.

>>729691907
Oh granny
give me a gummy until i go nummy
then feed you my cummys

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>>729692224
>whenthatpunhit

>>729691532
Found the AnCap

>>729689439
I'd let B take my seat if she rubbed her boobies in my face

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>>729689439
>2017
>not bringing your own chair

>>729689439
i offer it to the zombie because i know he wont take it, but i can still feel good about myself

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>>729689439
the seat should go to C clearly. Out of all the social norms I reject I believe we should respect out elders as I will want the same thing done to me once i'm old

B: Fuck you lady. Not my fault you opened your legs and made crotch droppings. Try to get here earlier when there's still vacant seats, like I did. Better yet, where's the man that dumped his seed in your gash and why isn't he here, being a provider, and helping you hold the little fucker?

C: Fuck you old cunt. Your time is almost over. You've had a long run. I'm still young and new to the world. Step aside and let the able bodies utilize the resources. You're going to be dead soon anyway. Fuck your comfort on the ride home.

D: Fuck off gimp. Learn to play sports or skateboarding or whatever better, or not at all. Not my fault you took your life down that path. You dont get to fuck with my day now, because you fucked you own shit up.

E: Fuck you zombie, you don't even get tired from standing.

>>729689439
just stand up--they can fight for it

>>729689439
Nobody told B to fuck the dead beat nigga with no car. C has had a lifetime to sit. D has crutches to lean on. E is alright. Maybe E.

>>729689439
The old person, Respect your elders.

A healthy woman doesn't need a sit and she is already holding the child.

Id gladly give my seat to the cripple if there wasn't a old person needing it.

Im not entirely sure what E is supposed to represent.

>>729693210
E is supposed to be a zombie

>>729693045
Wow you deserve a medal for trying so hard.

>>729693210
E represents a zombie, maybe?

>>729689439
A. Because he was fucking there first.

>>729689439
A got there first. It's his seat, fuck everyone else. That's what makes MuriKKKa great. Besides, them handicapped got their own seats up front.

E=Nigger

>>729689439
None of them because they all look like entitled cunts demanding my seat.

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No need to give up your seat this is survival of the fittest the child is not your and bitch isn't ether. Old people die if they can't fend for them selves or stay at home.crippled bastard is weak and probably got his ass beat what use is he to you. Being kind to others gets you know where in life trust me I've done it. All you do is end up getting taken advantage of only use your kind kindness if it spreads your seed.

>>729691687
I'm not a virgin anymore, but it's true that I don't have any friends lol. Don't need them

>>729689439
A does. I'd give it up to them if they didn't give me the eat shit look, but fuck that. They're being rude.

Is this from the test to become a United Airlines employee?

>>729693402
>them handicapped got their own seats up front.

This, and if they run out of seats they have to send a second bus around.

>>729693468
I think I'd rather be a virgin than an edgy friendless loser

A: because my one seat will seat 3

>>729689439
A, because he currently occupies it.

If he feels charitable he may provide it to another person, but has no obligation to do.

>>729689439
B
>assuming B was the first one to request it ofc.

>>729689439
Which one is offering the most money?

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E looks in pretty bad shape, is he a fucking zombie?

>>729693555
Seriously? Wow you're such a good guy

>>729689439
Id say give the seat to whatever idiot wants to stay on the bus with a possessed decomposing corpse that wants to kill any living thing within its reach.

>>729689439
Morally? C, because she is an elderly person. General consensus is that they suffer from age-related ailments (bodies in pain, very weak) so they'd need to get to rest with a chair.

However... If it was -me- on a chair? I'd ask them why they expect me to give up my seat to them? I work my ass off all fucking day, and I'm dead tired. I've got enough strength to finish my walk home, get in the shower and go lay in bed until I crash. I'm not obligated to give anyone my chair, and I will do so on a case-by-case basis. Sometimes I'll consider it, and give it up no problem. Others, nope. Sorry. Not today. Too fucking tired. You can stand, or you can get someone with a car or an Uber to get your ass from point a to point b. Too poor? Welcome! We're on the same motherfuckin' boat.

As for B? She should've fucked a man with a car.

>>729689439
No one DESERVES it because you got it first.

If you feel like being nice, you can give it up if you want to, but you don't have to.

>>729689439
A can stand.
B bitch has a baby and look pregnant again wtf close your legs
C fuck you angry bitch, ask nicely next time
D i think deserve it the most.
E dumb zombie throw him off.

>>729694311
Who said you are A?
Did you assumed your letter? Fucking nazi

>>729694076
It's not about being a 'muh superior nice guy, why do grils like assholes' cuckboy, it's about not being a lonely edgy faggot

>>729689439
B is too stupid to call a cab
C is old and poor, probably never did work for shit her entire life
D is a faggot who likes to be an inconvenience for the rest of the world

>>729689439
I'd give it to C

B chose to have that kid, sucks
D is a dumb idiot someone else can give him their seat if they want
E why is this on the list

>>729689439
I deserve the seat because

B
Pregnant cunt is probably going to contribute little more than more children to the planet. She probably spends more time with people doing bullshit than contributing anything to the development of humanity.

C
She's short, really short, indicative of poor diet in youth, indicative of poor parenting, which along with other things, could make it probable that she's also contributed little to humanity, and continue to do so into death.

D
Statistically speaking, I'm probably better than him.

E
Fuck that guy.

Why don't those fuckers just sit on the fucking floor?

>>729693057
Underrated post right here

Why do I have to give my seat up to pregnant women? It's not my fault you fucked a nigga with no car.

>>729691532
There's more to life than money.

>>729689439
A. He got there first.

Public transport is first come, first serve.

>>729693555
you are

>>729694888
Name something that isn't improved with money added to it

>>729694888
No, no there isn't. Money represents time you traded for value.
The money in your pocket is literally portions of your life that you trade for goods.

>>729689439
braaaainsss...

Me obviously.

Survival of the fittest, bitch.

>>729694542
Well, some people just like beeing lonely. I kinda hate humans. Girls love assholes 'cause they're bad boys.

Me, because I'm in it

C let the old bag have the seat she's seen some shit. The dude it crutches man up. I'd like to fuck the preggo chick but she needs them legs and arms strong. Business man can go back to his cuck life. Zombie can eat em

>>729695147
Ice cream.

>>729695157
A life full of pain done for the pleasure that money brings, more often than not, is disproportionate to the life of he who spent a life full of pain for the pleasure that fulfilment brings.

Most people in developed societies believe that money will allow them the means of fulfilment, but their utilization of money works against their desire of fulfilment.
They journey towards that which they do not want, they stray far from that which will truly fulfil them.

>>729694980
OH man, that really stings

>>729689439
let them fight for it

>>729689439
B. She fucked a dude without a car unprotected. She fucking deserves it. Step out bitch.