does /b/ want to watch me cooking?

>>729649960
yes

>>729649960
yes, if that's human meat.

Why the fuck not.

>>729649960
Only if you get some decent knives

y

Yes, I do

>>729649960
Only if that's long pig you're cooking

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first, i'll fry onions and bacon on medium heat
>>729650115
i still go to school, no money for knifes

>>729650338
Alex kronk is that you?

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>>729650338
also, i am preparing red-skinned potatos with olive oil, pepper, salt and rosemary

they will go into the oven now

>>729649960
Sure, what you cooking?

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Go on Op

>>729650619
Looks good, but a question before you go on: why you leave potato skin on?
It's for your own personal taste? You don't seem a lazy ass shit judging by the fact you look well-organized and shit.

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>>729650619
next, i am seasoning the calf meat, cut with a butterfly-cut, with salt and pepper
>>729650298
i am cooking something with calf, sorry

IN

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Where are you going with this OP

>>729650937
By calf meat do you mean veal?

>>729651079
to have dinner, I assume.

does not quite fit the regular /b style, but I'm waiting for my dinner too.

Will this escalate somehow?
This will probably escalate somehow.

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>>729650937
the meat gets filled with wild garlic leaves and the bacon-onion mix
>>729650876
it tastes much better & the potatos i chose have a very thin skin

>>729651250
Interdasting, I've never seen garlic leaves used, just the cloves

> inb4 still breathing calf lying somewhere in the background

>>729651250
Slower you slut. That bacon and onions is hardly cooked

>>729651250

looks nice already, even pre-cooked. Good. Move on OP.

I'll sit here. I expect cp or gore coming in the next 20 min or so.

>>729651250
The onions looks good. The bacon will be done with the calf meat. Go on OP

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"calf meat"

>>729651644
MODS

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>>729651250
now ill cover the whole thing with flour, eggs and breadcrumbs
the potatos will need a while, so there wont be updates for some time
keep in mind, OP is not always a faggot
>>729651134
yes
>>729651346
wild garlic is not garlic, its different plant, also called ramson
it taste kinda like garlic, but grows only for around 2 weeks every year

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"calf meat"

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>be me
>hungry
>too lazy to get food or cook
>go onto /b/
>see this shit
>>729651250
>mfw.pg
fuck you OP

>>729651879
What the's saying is he is expecting the worst
fucking cretin

>>729651910
what country are you from, OP?

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>eating babies

absolutely subhuman

>>729651910
Can you substitute garlic for the wild garlic leaves? I don't know if I can get that in the states.

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>>729651954
I didnt even bother replying, so will the mods if they're not busy digging into the virus soup.

Sure summer will hit us hard this coming year.

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>>729651910
Okay fuck that is actually starting to look good. OP are you by any chance still in need of a faggot to marry because I'm your manlet

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>>729652037

WE EAT BERRIES

>>729651644
>>729652088

looks like I roll dubz in this gourmet thread. Keep it going anon.

>>729651986
i'd guess european..

>>729651910
op, does your "cordon bleue"-variant have a name?

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>>729652133

>>729652240
Italy here, I was 100% sure you was no amurilard.
Go on, looks delicious

>>729652338
hä?!

>>729651986
probably murican

looks like southern cooking

If I get trips you must chuck it in the bin and have beans on toast instead!

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>>729651986
>>729652240
not OP here, but an IRL friend
he's from germany

>>729652089
Genuine kek

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>>729652457
murilards can't cook

TL; DR: fuck you.

>>729652515
How the tits do you KNOW it's him? Actually curious

>>729652508
Reroll!

>>729652617
Fuck you it looks delicious

>>729652547
and there's no bärlauch growning in murrica

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>>729651492
the whole thing will be fried again
>>729651847
>>729651913
english is not my native language
>>729651986
germany
>>729652054
i dont think so, but maybe you can buy wild garlic pesto somewhere
>>729652240
i created the recipe myself and its the first time im cooking it, i dont even know if it tastes good

>>729652608
he sent me the picture underneath in whatsapp to make me jealous so I already knew he was doing some kind of 4chan thread again
>>729651250

>>729652777
alles klar, sieht auf jedenfall lecker aus/ich mag die idee..kann dir das einmachen von bärlauch-kapern empehlen, der blattgrösse nach müssten die pflanzen bei dir rum gerade die triebe entwickeln.

>>729652515
fuck off jonas, this is my thread
go back to your ikea hot dogs

>>729652926
suckmyass :^)

>>729652919
ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER

OP I will shove head, shaft and balls of yours in my mouth if you let me take a bite

>>729652828
Ooohh gotcha. Wish I had friends that cooked like that.

>>729652617
Final attempt

>>729653062
Wait that came out wrong

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>>729651910
the potatos are almost ready, so ill start frying

>>729653061
DO YOU SPEAK IT?

>>729653061
>>729653262

absolute cancer

>>729653254
still looks like southern food to me

>>729652919
>>729653061
translation:
alright looking delicious/i like the idea.. I suggest canning wild garlic-chimneys.. according to the size of the leafes, the plants should be able to develop sprouts
(hopefully i didnt mis-translate that)

> relatively clean kitchen
> puts effort into cooking fresh food
> has friends

What's a guy like you doing in a place like this

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>>729653254
the meal is done and ready to be eaten

>>729649960
wtf is that? looks like yo mommas puss...

>>729653543
stop projecting your inadequacies on the rest of us

>>729652777
Ok.. I found Wild Garlic Pesto on Amazon for $13.00.. thanks

>>729653606
Fuck I know what I'm jacking it to tonight

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>>729653606
nice job!

>>729653694
lemon juice?

>>729653647
never

>>729653606
Jummy!

>>729653606
how is it? looks great

>>729653606
Holy shit, A+.

>>729653521
perfect translation.

>>729649960
Cock In?

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>>729653773
fair enough

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>>729653543
everyone has different issues

>>729653606
thats pretty neat

>>729653606
not bad. now i'm hungry. again.

>>729653606
sieht gut aus, aber ein wenig zu dunkel für meinen geschmack

>>729653606
needs cheese.

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>>729653888

NO!

By which I mean yes.
Also, what the fuck is "Calle"? Why is it my captcha so many?

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>>729649960
Or give it some fuk. I don't care

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So no twist ending? K then

>>729654002
translation:
looks good, however it's a bit too dark for my taste

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>>729651847

>>729651847
what do you call that in english?

>>729654363
I'll name the 2 tone brown one stewart

>>729654522
Still calf meat, anon was just questioning its real origins

>>729654522
veal

>>729654631
Or veal

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mein abendessen war vegetarisch