Why are english people so ugly ?

>>729639646
They're retardedly ugly, it's fucking insane.

>>729639646
>island
>isolated land
>only so much people
>inbreed
>genetic defects
you had school for more than 4 consecutive years, not?

>>729639646
Idk, centuries on inbreeding and race mixing?

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they have charm

>>729639646
>picks a bunch of celebrities with odd facial features
>Entire population is apparently the same

You could do this with literally any country.

Says the fat cunt Americans who eat nigger wood

>>729639646

Since when is Catgirl/Cameron Bicondova English?

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>>729640202

>>729639646
British people look like oblivion characters when you press random in the game's face generator.

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>>729639646
Most, not all.

>>729640274
Truth, but faggot.

>>729639646
Vikings kidnapped all the hotties during their raids diminishing the gene pool

>>729639646
>Massie williams
>Ugly
Nigger gtfoh

>>729639646

Whoa there, friend. Are you trying to upset me?

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>>729640274

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>>729640564

>>729639646
Small genetic pool
Poor diets
Lack of sunlight

/thread.

The real question is; who on earth is still trying to convince us that the English are attractive?

We have absolutely no proof here but the media will keep trying to force the "ugly is beautiful" narrative.

>>729640328
All if these people are considered attractive by British standards.

>>729639646
Why are Americans so fat?

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>>729640328
Obviously this is a culture that needs to be saved from the outside genetic influence from migrants

>>729640274
Not op but, i get your point. Still, when ever i watch british shows it feels like that the people crossing the street etc. are just an uglier sort than from the other walks of caucasian life.

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The only attractive Brits are brown.

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>>729640106
>wave upon wave of immigration for two millennia
You apparently didn't though.

>>729639646
Why are 2/3 Americans overweight/obese

>>729639646
I thought I was the only person who noticed this

>>729640903
They can afford to be, europoor.

>>729641060
Because actors in American shows are chosen for their teeth, hair and bone structure, rather than any acting ability.

>>729641112
Because they eat too much and move too little.

>former obese-fag
>current America-fag
Can confirm.

>>729639646
All their hot men died in ww2

>>729641193
>implying that obesity isn't directly correlated with poverty

>>729641110
I guess that's why 90% of the attractive celebrities are American

>>729641110
>one of the least immigrated areas on the planet
fuck off kike

>>729641112
Because we live in a highly consumerist culture. Not complaining though, feels good man.

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who is this left in the box?

>>729641299
That's just it man. Even the poorest Americans can afford too much food. They're just too dumb (which is also why they're poor) to eat the right amount and exercise

>>729641149
Nah. Brits being ugly is an old stereotype

>>729640903
Because we have an over abundance of food ( both shitty and not) and recources.

So are you insinuating that the brits simply have an overabundance of ugly so its easy to consume and create? Uglies gonna ug.

>>729640523
you can honestly look at that picture of her and think she's not ugly?

>>729639646
Daisy is bae tho...

>>729640393
Nice stolen joke, fag.

>>729640903
Germans. They ingrained they're hearty fatty food into our culture. Burgers are fine when you're plowing fields all day, not so great when you're on the computer all day.

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>>729641405
by old you mean time tested

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>>729639646
>ugly
Fuck you mean?

This is a typical result of "island people". Generation after generation mating with relatives. Leads to horrible mutations, which includes ugly faces.

Only reason they still exist is the Commonwealth gene pool and later EU genes. Now when they are both gone they gonna evolve even uglier, and eventually, they will die off.

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>>729639646
>ugly

>>729641694
>also, american

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>>729641337
Kek. Another triumph for the Murcan education system.

Do you even history?

>Celts
>Romans
>Angles
>Saxons
>Jutes
>Frisians
>Norwegians
>Danes
>Normans
>Jews
>Hanoverians
>endless different breeds of colonials

Protip: read a book.

>>729639646
Who is the bottom middle chick?

>>729641558
Nah, I've read anecdotes from French and German civilians under US occupation in WWII, and many commented on how the soldiers ate ridiculous amounts of food and shit. I do think it caught up with us when most people's jobs became sitting at a desk, though.

>>729641644
>island people
>world-spanning mercantile empire

>>729641814
not sure but her parents were an asian woman and some sort of insect.

>>729641643
Lol, she's a 5 or 6 at best

>>729640106
Then how come Iceland is full if beautiful people?

>>729641907
Would still bang

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when you realize

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>

>>729641902
Of course, being an island gives advantages too.

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English girls can be cute, you retards. It just happens that some of them are not.

>>729642065
Please keep your autism inside /x/

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>>729641918
Perfect 10 in my book, and I'm Amerifat.
>one could argue that any non-American woman is at least 7/10 by default

>>729641435
Nigger watch game of thrones and tell me you dont wanna facefuck her super hard

>>729642394

I dont wanna facefuck her super hard.

>>729642394
The only reason why I had a Maisie Williams phase was the fact that she played a little girl in GoT and realized that she was actually a fairly attractive adult

>>729641643
Chipmunk.

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u wot m8

>>729641760
Why are you so collectively ugly then?

>>729642565
Are you a queermosexual?
>>729642681
Pretty much same

>>729642207
>some of them are not.
Most of them are not.

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>>729642817
Yeh?

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>>729639646
16000 years of islander inbreeding.
then the vikings took the last pretty bitches.
only potato and butter face genes remain.

>>729641112
because of mcdonalds

>>729641981
Better original genes than you buck toothed pasty skinned limeys.

>>729642067
Tons of photoshop there. Amy was a complete dog.

>>729642917
>Are you a queermosexual?

No. I just don't find her attractive at all.

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>>729642067

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All the faggots cherry picking ugly British people

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>>729643115
Strongly disagree

>>729643288
Would still....

>>729641205
I'm saying that the people i see in british tv, are way uglier than i see when i walk around my home country.

>>729642394
Something about her head tho it seems off like fetal alcohol syndrome

>>729643351
>all the faggots cherry picking fat Americans

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>>729640106
The entire "europeans are inbred!!!1!" is a pathetic myth created by lesser men.

>>729641644
Can someone say Dominican Republic?

>>729643665
Cousin fucking is hawt. Keep it up.

>>729643665
>myth
>numerous accounts of royalty literally too inbred and retarded to even wipe their own asses.

>>729643919
You found a decent picture of prince William.

>>729644003
>generations of inbred royal family to not taint blood line with peasant blood
>all Europeans inbred

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OC Brit boy here
All life looks in wide screen
People say I'm maisie Williams dopple banger

>>729644162
Having a monarchy at all is a pretty good sign your country is full of inbread retards.

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>>729641320

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>>729643871
Then you should visit Asia or Africa. Lots of inbreeding in there.

>>729640222
Price on poster says cents. Not English then. Twat

>>729639646
4 out of the 6 have Mesut Ozil eyes

mate wtf?

>>729639646
Small genetic pool stuck on a shit island.

>>729640202
Race mixing is the opposite of inbreeding, retard.

>>729644641
>Needs more plastic surgery.

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>>729639646
I'm not too sure what you're on about.. good pic of all the bog eyes fucks this country has as well. You've got Amy Schumer and Rosie ODonnel.

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>>729639646
>A few celebrities with weird features, many of whom are considered attractive by a lot of people means that the entire population is ugly

>>729640315
Salty brit.

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>>729645173

>>729644968
You thick cunt.

why cant British and American people just take the piss out of Romanians and shit tier countries like that..We have so much in common with eachother why fight. Romanians are subhuman scum.

>>729645319
How so? England has pounds and pence, not dollars and cents. Dunce

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>>729644641
This bitch is nasty.

>>729645414
Americans forget2history.

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>>729645297

mfw she's taller than Hodor by now.

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>>729639646

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>>729645513

>>729645575
You say that like it's a bad thing shorty

>>729645513
Scottish, not English.

The bogdanoffs have already begun editing DNA and planting fake evidence of these people being around for a while
They just decided to go with the English because the English were already inbred and ugly.

>>729643000
Don't talk shit about Mr. Bean, nigger.

>>729645741
Good point, was just thinking British and forgot the thread was english

>>729639646
I get it you're just trying to start shit but not all due respect there's ugly people everywhere I'd much rather talk about how stupid they are for allowing themselves to be controlled by a monarchy for so long

>>729645848
Mr Bean would fuck so many of you up.

>>729641694
looks like a young michelle pfeiffer

>>729643635
>>729643351
all the faggots continuing the thread even though we're both ugly and fat, why bother fighting what's true?

>>729641694
>>729646002
She was way hotter when she was 11.

>>729641694
We get it, you want to literally fuck a cat

>>729645884
>controlled by a monarchy for so long
>controlled
Monarchs have no actual power.

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>>729646155

>>729645848
check my trips yeoman.

>>729640315
go fuck your sister and eat your chips somewhere else

>>729640106
>Has one of the most diverse gene pools in the world.
>Population of 70 million.
>Colonial nations of seafarers.
>The largest Empire the world has ever seen.
>Saxons, Romans, Vikings, Angles, Normans to name a few of invading and settling empires.

However.

>USA
>started out with small colonies with just a handful of settlers.
>blatantly banging their sisters.
>this is why yanks are fat and retarded.

Stay mad. Get an education.

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>>729639646
>small island
>small gene pool

Think of it like Arkansas, but with muslims instead of niggers....

>>729640328
I'm British and these are a collection of the most hideous people ive ever seen.

We also have some of the fittest women in the world.

For every one of the thread's I see one foe beautiful women, and ironically full of Brits.

>>729644003
if they had kept inbreeding they wouldnt have haemophilia, but all it takes is one slut having a bastard and not admiting it.

>>729645471
Ethan could be on holiday you absolute spanner

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>>729639646

>>729646083
What ? You don't ?

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>>729639646

>Why are english people so ugly ?

Inbreeding.

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Voted hottest woman in the world.
British. Sheeeet.

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John Oliver is your average Brit

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>>729639646
way are americans so fat??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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>>729646787

>>729639646
Small island, small gene pool.
Every Brit is inbred.

>>729646405
It's with Muslims as well and niggers not instead of them. Parts of Britain are more overrun with darkies than rag heads.

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>>729639646

>>729646373
But we have:
>an even more diverse gene pool
>population of around 700 million
>colonial nation of businessmen
>The largest trade empire the world has ever seen (you faggots are the ones always calling us le new empire when it suits your political bullshitting)
>literally every gene group from Europe and most of the rest of the world mixing freely
It's like all of your education just shuts off and you become full retard as soon as someone whispers "USA".
Also you know this is an Australian thread, right? Riiiiight?

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>>729646934
Why are British Man having sex with so many American women?
Why are Americans such sluts?

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>>729641694

Should start working as an optical range finder with those eyes.

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>>729639646
but

>>729646946
Jeremy kyle is a talk show for the dregs of society.

The British equivalent of rednecks.

A freak show for our entertainment.

>>729646663
That's partially to do with drugs though

>>729647179
American rednecks are far better then British chavs tho.

>>729641193
Dont be so stupid, we in europe also have alot more food then we would ever need, but you dont see so many obese fucks like in the US

>>729647115
You mean the fag who forever looks 11?
Fucking lack of testosterone in the brits why do most of them have such high pitched voices

>>729647179
Rednecks are in no way the dregs of society. White trash tho.

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>>729639646
Because theyre the ancestors of Aliens and Monkeys....
Im a scientist

>>729641873
That's because civilians in Germany and France both before and after WWII literally could not afford to eat that much, whereas US citizens in post-dustbowl era could eat as much as they wanted all the time and also were in charge of rebuilding other people's countries after having gotten involved in their war despite trying not to. Frankly, WWII soldiers and rebuilders earned all the extra rations they could shove down their pieholes.

>>729639646
>Be English.
>Apparently ugly according to OP.
>Visit the US of A.
>Everywhere I went had women literally throwing themselves at me.
>understand why these threads get made.
> yank dudes pissed their chicks are mad for English dick.
>See you in July for more former colony pussy smashing.

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Can't get any more Bong then this

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Like the Britbong Paedo

>>729647511
amerifats are mad that we steal their qt pi gf ;)

american bitches love our accent

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>>729641597
>carters shoes
>not british
>at least you tried

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Many British females are also Nigger-loving sluts

>>729641108
>brown
>british

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>>729641694
>English

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>impliying

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>>729647876

>>729646698
Thats judge rinder when he isn't working

>>729648001
'What is you quest?'

'I Sikh the holy grail.'

>>729641760
A triumph for the american education system is going a month without a school being shot up

>>729641643
Is that Eddie Redmayne?

>>729647511
I've had the same experience

>>729642207
That's average at best.

>>729647511
>>729647689
They do love the accent, just walk into any bar, library, or convention in America and gibber "Doctor Who" in posh, and women will be all over you. Some of them will even be hot, too. Coming to America as a non-fugly Brit will guarantee you pussy if you even try for it at all.

Same with any other nationality tbh because novelty bias is encouraged very strongly in our society regardless of what you've been told, but especially Brits because of all the women who are otherwise stupid but have read like a few British classics as a kid and watched some BBC drama or other, or just my le Doctor Who.

Seriously, I do not begrudge you them, come and get it. I mean I'm not gonna fuck these slags anyways, someone may as well enjoy them, and you do seem to have a shortage of hot women in England proper, so take a trip and get your fill tbh.

Also this is an obvious Australian thread.

>>729648504
But Aussie's are just Brits with naughty grandpa's.

>>729641108
Maybe, but most of them are loud as shit and don't care about anyone else, just living in their own little world

Some of them are pretty hot, but the moment one opens her mouth, it's an instant turn-off

>>729639646
actually Benedict and top middle look good to me.

top right is average guy
bottom right is a little under average girl
bottom mid is average Japanese chick (it's not like in your anime, fag)
bottom left is average would be hot if her eyes weren't so far apart.

>>729641597
That kid on the left looks like a member of Ween

>>729648740
So you're assuming the blame for all of the Australian shitposting? Moot even told us all it's always Australians years ago and yet still whenever you see a "lol UK sucks" thread you IMMEDIATELY screech "but muh US rreeeee"

O B S E S S E D

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>>729646717
>voted hottest woman in the world
by britbong mag FHM. Its like getting crowned smartest guy at the retard ranch.

>>729646717
Nice mustache

>>729639646
How is the bottom middle person English? I think you failed Geography class.

>>729640202
Some Brits had always look bit swarthy desu

>>729648981
I never said anything.

Only 99% of White Aussies have Brit DNA.

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>>729649259
99%?
What about other European immigrants in Australia?
Shut up, English are just assimilated Potato Niggers in denial.

>>729649259
99% seems a bit high tho. Are there not a lot of dutch ancestry too?

>>729639646
Tons of inbreeding for centuries. Tiny genepool be tiny.

I'm a good looking Welsh boy living in the USA. Women over here are far hotter than back home. And they are as easy as fuck. The amount of hot Yanks I've dumped my load in I can't even fathom. Even more than sheep.

>>729641108
>posts a fkn ugly girl

>>729639646
>Implying those aren't all hybrids.

>>729640222
(((english)))

>>729650420
>charm

>>729640393
haha i said the same thing about University of Tennessee's quarterback last year. Dude looks like an alien.

>>729645173
Average ppl are hawt