What's the furthest you've travelled for the purpose of sex?

>>729635832
About 20 miles

London to Toronto

>>729635832
About 60 miles, South London to Oxford

>>729635832
1800 mile flight

>>729635832
32 parsec

>>729635832
About 300km (186.4 miles) was worth it.

My buddy flew from here in Miami to Los Angeles for a quickie.

From Oslo in Norway to Hong Kong. Was kinda worth it.

1500 mile drive by myself.

>>729635832
6.5 inches in

>>729636085
I applied to western law

walked 8 miles in a denver snowstorm

>>729637947
8 miles just uber it

>>729635832
Not really for the purpose of sex but I traveled 200km from home to my university town one summer to "hang out" with a female friend I had sex with sometimes

>>729637136
Wheyyyy!

Ermm 12 miles

I "win"...
I flew from Europe to Texas. Only got a handjob and played with boobs..

On my defense it knocked me up and it gets better ever since. Now having full FFM every month or so.

>>729635832
about 6,000 miles

>>729638316
Where in Texas? Are you German?

>>729635832
The other side of the bed.

>not worth it

>>729638491
no, czech.
it was to a suburb near dallas.

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>>729635832

US to Switzerland to visit one brothel. For a week

>>729638876
did you go to thailand specifically for sex? or did you have sex while you were there? there's a difference ...

>>729635832
From LA to Pueblo CO

Branson from Kansas City. Although to be fair she drove to me the first couple times.

>>729639126
doesn't matter ... still have you beat by over 100 miles

>>729638876
Clearly anon went for the 12 year olds

australia to london.
crazy in bed, crazy in the head.

>>729639744
>doesn't matter ... still have you beat by over 100 miles
where did yoiu sex travel?

>>729639923
>Clearly anon went for the 12 year olds
12 years old's get busted and trown in jail for ever. It's not a libertarian paradise.

About 700 km in my shitty car back in college. It resulted in my first three some though, so it was worth it.

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>>729636499
Checked & keked

>>729639967
US to a former soviet socialist republic, multiple times
she was crazy hot, did everything you can imagine and more, but a completely volatile/unstable personality - way glad for the 6k miles between us when we weren't fucking ... but god damn, best sex ever. we fucked everywhere, even in the backrow of a minibus (she unzipped me, unleashed me, and sat on my lap ... miniskirt and no panties, of course ... the bus bouncing did the rest).

The Nether.

>>729635832
didn't. sex is overrated

6736 miles london to singapore
Well worth it

Nashville to Dallas.

>>729638316
What's her name, anon?

I have a 11 inch uncut cock, boys and girls come to me.

>>729641290
that is irrelevant wouldn't you say? What name you expect?

>>729641391
A black one

>>729641546
that's a negative anon, you can relax now.

>>729641595
Love you bro

>>729635832
Three hours for 3 days of banging and also a threesome.

Wasworthit.jpg

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Drove over 10 hours to the UP of Michigan to lose my virginity back in the day. No regrets.

>>729640955
you have the lead, my good fellow

>>729635832
Five hours through a snow storm that dropped at least 8 inches of snow. It was super fun though because I love rallying and at the end my dick had a happy time.

>>729635832
Vancouver to Bali (Kuta).

...didn't travel for sole purpose of sex, but was open to any adventures that did happen. Wasn't even with locals, just happen to meet a couple of 'open-minded' Aussie chicks.

>>729635832
To my front door to greet the hooker

>>729635832
1800 miles. Best sex I never got........bitch.

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>>729635832

I drive 4 hrs to Las Vegas about once a year to fuck 3 to 4 escorts. I been doing it for nearly 10 yrs now. the first time me and a HS buddy fucked a girl "at the same time". We pretty much tagged team the whore for a couple of hrs. She didn't want us at the same time. Yes, she charged extra which was around $500.

now I go to vegas by myself, and I'm married. I just pass it a long as another business trip.

>>729635832
From Canada to Amsterdam.

1000 miles and 1000 more.

>>729642957

semi related pic... not us. Also, we were 19 at the time, and the girl maybe early 30's.

0 meters. I stayed in bed and let her come to me, I'm not a fucking faggot like the rest of you
Also, >>729643226
It's 500 miles.

>>729635832
475,000 miles.
I drove for a living and if I didn't bring home a check, I wouldn't get any noogie.
It was kind of an ongoing thing I had going with my wife.

>>729635832
Some 9000 kilometers .. wasn't planned though so not sure if counts. Flew from northern Europe to NC

>>729635832
over 2000 miles with a break to play wow inbetween

Couple hundred km on several occasions.
Used to chat up hs girls that were barely legal.
Tell them I lived in another city, then met in theirs. Fucked and vanished.
Stopped some years ago, but was good times for a bit.

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>>729635832
It was to know the country...but mainly sex

>>729635832
East coast to west coast. And I didn't even have sex, the fucking bitch broke up with me and had a new bf within a week. I died that week

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About 0.6 miles.

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>>729635832
would bike 16 miles there and 16 miles back.. i was desperate
then i started fucking hotter closer girls and cheating on this one with 3 different hoes
sorry for no tits, i dont know where they ended up

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>>729646695
and this was like every 2-3 days for 9 months
>bc that matters

I got a married 30 year old woman to drive 400 miles round trip the summer after high school. That was a good night.

>>729635832
13 hours on a coach

70km

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a 3 hour car ride ... not worth it.

>>729635832
Afghanistan to Vegas when rachel starr used to escort

>>729646695
>>729646885
nice body on her. any more anon?

>>729635832
walked 2 hours in HS

for the sole purpose of sex?

probably about 120 miles round trip.

>>729635832
About 1000km by train, from Switzerland to western Ukraine. Well it wasn't only for sex because I love that girl but I certainly got laid for the first time. And the second time. And the third time...

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740 miles and I had the printed out mapquest directions in my car when I got there.

>>729648066
I finished watching that TCaP episode about 10 minutes ago

Vancouver to Tepatitlán Mexico. 3 times in 3 months. So worth it.

I once got a taxi to Middlesboro on a Sat night (about an hour and half trip, one way). That cost a pretty penny.
Also I'm not sure if it counts because technically I went to get high but I've fucked a few prostitutes in Amsterdam.

>>729648683
So about 5000KM. But I flew all 3 times.

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160 miles. Went through a box and a half of condors in a weekend. Dick hurt so bad and girl couldn't walk with her legs closed. We only left her place that weekend to pick up food then keep fucking.

804 miles. I got to fuck a good friend until she was tired of it. Then rest for a day and do it all over again. I'm getting older now, I can only screw her for a couple hours before needing refreshments.

>>729635832

45 minute drive and all i got was some boob over clothes action

85 Kilograms

>>729635832

across the hallway

>>729636085
>London to Toronto
Are you serious? I mean paying 120-ish ponds for sex, you might as well get a whore.

Just for sex? 40 miles
Sex and other things? California to Oklahoma.

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>>729649261
>a box and a half of condors

>>729646885
>>729646695
MOAR

>>729647673
As a virgin I have to ask how do you get such girls?

>>729635832
2,5 inches

About 2000 miles, NY to Mich

The longest I know someone who traveled was London to NY. He was into bondage+scat, and that was the only woman he could find.

>>729635832
2483,5 Km
Czech republic - Russia

Nothing really, had a fuck buddy who became my gf then ex girl friend and she'd come to my house to fuck. Never went to her place to fuck.

>>729635832
Toronto to Montreal

>>729638652
>mfw I had foreign exchange student at high school get in trouble for getting a handy
>mfw when I live near dallas

Halfway across the city for a blowjob

>>729635832
lake george to albany then to ravena.

>>729652970
forgot to mention was czech too

>>729650612
not that guy but you are looking at £400 minimum for a return flight.

personally ive done London to Glasgow. 30-50 quid a return ticket. used to live in glasgow, only recently moved to london. My long term fwb is there.
i go up everry 5-6 weeks for a long weekend

>>729653803
I was going to say something about trains but I remembered Britain is shit at them.
Private corporations fuck you up.

made a chick drive an hour to come see me. I promised to give her gas money. I had whiskey dick and couldn't get it up. Sent her home. Didn't pay her anything. She was broke too and idk if she was able to get home. Blocked her number *shrug*

>>729635832
from living room to the bedroom

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>>729635832
I got a sea side handjob from a man named crinklemouse once.

Flew from South Florida to Atlanta for a con, the girl drove 3.5 hours. Dunno if that counts combined.

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>>729654245
Scum bum move and a chicken shit. A true /b/tard.

Walked 6 hours to be blueballed. Rape was definitely an option at that point haha

497 km

>>729654031
oh shit i just realised this dude could mean london, canada and not UK london.

fuck trains in general man. i took an "express" train to london-glasgow and it was 5 and a half hours.
flight is an 1.5hr airport to airport maximum

>>729635832
Massachusetts to North Carolina. In my defense, she was my girlfriend.

>>729635832
About 400km was I think the furthest. But if all goes as planned, I might take a 7000km flight for sex in Lebanon with a Ginger from Continental Europe.

About 60miles.
Did it 3 times for 1 sex though.

>>729655464
The math doesn't add up, and I'm saddened for you.

>>729635832
my front door to let her in

>>729655615
>her
What is wrong with you anon?

>>729655526
Finally lost virginity so it works somehow.

>>729635832
> My sock drawer.

>>729655693
What would you call your mom?

>>729655934
Dorothy.

>>729635832
rolled out of my basement to the livingroom

>>729657208
Into traps eh?

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>>729657360
Avoided them like the plague...they were easy to spot and when you heard that voice ... no thanks

>>729646695
>>biking round-trip 32 miles
Man!!! You gotta be fit as a fiddle!!!

>>729635832

when I was 17 I drove 370 miles in my POS car to finally bang this chick for a weekend at her parents house.

From my hand to my pænis

>>729658616
This post is more autistic than expected , should i remove or nah.

>>729658616
>>729658721
Pretty autistic

270 km. I had just broken up with my first gf and this chick was thirsty. I took a greyhound and ferry to go camping with her in an abandoned quarry. Sex was mediocre, I was pretty crap and hung up on my ex. Anyway when it was over I missed my ferry and my subsequent greyhound back home and spent the next 7 hours hitchhiking. Made it to work next day by a cunt hair

I traveled from Kentucky to Cali in my truck to fuck a chick I found a dating app, turns out I was catfished and it was a really fat chick with a lip piercing, I still tapped that fat ass so I wouldn't of traveled out for nothing, it was really fucking disgusting but the pussy was tight, so I'll give her that, I stayed there that weekend getting baked out of my damn mind, and I then went back home..

>>729635832
about 3 steps to get the lotion

>>729635832
from Copenhagen to Moscow

That sounds pretty acoustic
*screeching noises*
>>729659644

Washington to Florida

>>729660241
Which Washington

>>729635832
238,900 mi +/- several 100 miles.
> be me, astronaut on Apollo 18
> have female commander, to be the first woman to walk on the moon
> super secret and shit
> just about to go into radio blackout on far side of the moon
> in the lem, going over checklist
> ask her, "wanna fuck?"
> "Sure anon"
> We fuck... zero grav fucking is hard.
> Have to get leverage from everywhere.
> End up breaking lem
> Have to fucking abort
> NASA is pissed.
> Covers the whole thing up.
> Even has to get Russia involved. They laugh their communist asses off.
> Never get to go in space again.
> Unofficially get the record for the farthest two humans fucked from Earth.

>>729637947
Up hill both ways grandpa?

l.a. to santa barbara, 80 miles or so.

250ish miles to meet an online friend. Tucked the whole weekend. Only left her place to go to chili's for food that whole weekend. It was awesome.