*blocks your path*
>>729626016
>ywn have a qt black gf ;_;
>>729626016
turn 361 degrees and brush past her
>>729626016
bend over monkey and fuks her pusy
>>729626016
Isn't that *blacks your path*?
>>729626527
HNNNNG
>>729626016
>>729626016
Throw a banana at her for distraction
So is /b really this slow? OP posts (which it may be a fucking bot for all I know) but here I am again posting shit because they are nowhere to be seen.
Guess I'm the fool.
>>729627066
C'mon man, can't it be watermelon? Fried Chicken? Food stamps? Flavored blunts? Hennessy? Hair extensions? Fake nails? White baby daddy for perpetual income?
>>729626682
>dat pillarmen posture
Ultimate being material.
>>729626016
$40 worth of 360 no eggs and log of shit.
>>729627075
>Is /b/ really that slow
>Being this new
It depends on the thread newfag
>>729626016
decent body, but jesus christ that big nose and michael strahan teeth...
>>729627267
>newfag
What the fuck does that have to do with anything? Just asking a question.
/b used to be a fucking hurricane that would prune threads within minutes if it were slow.
*nigs your nog*
>>729626016
how do I get black gf?
>>729626016
>*blocks your path*
Throw bananas at it, move away slowly
>>729626016
Call the zoo keeper, one of their apes have escaped
>>729627625
Gimme a bit to write up a response.
>>729626016
niggers used the poke flute!
>>729626016
DNW!
>>729626016
Fuck dat phat ass.
How come attractive black women like in this thread don't do porn?
>>729627625
First rule:
Don't say ANYTHING about having an ebony fetish, always 'wanting to get with a black girl', anything to do with chocolate. If you objectify them or fetishize them in any way you might as well hang that shit up. So in essence, treat them like you would any other girl. Make it a non-issue. They may bring it up later on as far as the color contrast in your skin or if you are getting into the bedroom and you are her first white guy she may have a facination with pink dick. Let her take the 'verbal' lead on this. Just smile like a motherfucker and move on.
Second rule:
Make your fucking intentions known. They are used to being hit on by black guys (in general) and they may miss signals that you are interested because white dudes are much more subtle about it and they may not pick up on it. Black guys are very aggressive. This doesn't mean be disrespectful, just show her you are interested.
Third rule:
Don't ask to touch their hair. Don't ask if they have a weave. Some do, some don't. Learn the difference between natural hair, flat ironed hair, what have you. If they have braids, ask about that-it usually takes a day or so to have done, you can say-wow, bet that took forever! They also (in general) wrap their hair at night and don't wash it more than a few times a month. Black hair needs oils otherwise it gets brittle, very much the opposite of white hair. Oh, and be careful if you are one to pull hair in the bedroom. Being knowledgeable about this will get you bonus points.
Fourth rule:
It's best to be a man in the bedroom and take the lead. Well, hell. That goes for everything when interacting with her. Black women have been left holding the bag by black guys and are the heads of households. They have to be in charge for everything and they get tired of it. It's refreshing to have a man step in and make decisions. Even if it's for dinner, don't waffle. Be decisive about what you are going to do on your date.
>>729629113
Because it's porn, and porn is for damaged goods.
Black don't crack.
>>729626110
>you will never have a gf
fixed
>>729630135
>all that makeup
She's like a dusty mirror, I just wanna draw things on her.
>>729629375
>then she sees your small white cock and breaks up with you
>>729626016
>>729631019
this is not a bad thing
>>729631141
Found the faggot liberal scum
>>729631019
>>729631141
Eventually they'd all be the same colour and we wouldn't have cucks like you being afraid of random people. Do your research, crossbreeding will slowly but surely improve the human races genes.
>>729630971
I'm a smallfag and it doesn't matter. I was fucking this little country assed black married chick and she said I was bigger than her black husband and I'm only 5".
Size does matter, more than you'd like but not as much as you think.
For most chicks cock is cock is cock is cock, and as long as it works and you don't bust in 30 seconds you'll be fine.
>>729631019
Good, eventually we will breed the other races out of existence.
>>729626118
this guy, i like you
>>729626016
I'd block her vagina with my cock, if you know what i mean
>>729626016
Nuthin blocks my way
>>729626016
*Blacks your path*
>>729632724
>>729626527
Beat you to it.
>>729626016
>*blocks your path*
swing +3 vorpal blade of niggaslaying
>>729626016
oh! do you mind if i park my bycicle in your teeth?
>>729632810
Goddammit
Serious question - how does your QT black GF smell? The one weeaboo black girl I date has strong BO, even after shower it's this weird BO thing.
INB4 - why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too
>>729633003
Been with plenty with no smell whatsoever. But that's just my experience.
>>729631569
How's your wife's son doing?
>>729631569
Lol work in a black neighborhood for a few years then go ahead and tell me were all the same you hippie faggot
>>729626110
Same here.
It's the best. White women are boring
>>729627625
How do you get a black gf? Easy.
Be a man, go introduce yourself to a woman, have a job, be respectful, be funny, and have confidence.
Let me tell you something, a majority of legit black women will date any respectful white man. They are so tired of getting treated and approached like they are property.
>>729633170
Same here. Always looking and smelling beautiful
>>729630851
Huge glasses... or tiny person?
>>729634717
>be respectful
yeah dude, women find that shit so hot, she won't be able to keep her hands off of you
The Original Queen
>>729633170
Dis nigga don't need no pillow at night
>>729631019
Still have to demonstrate how that's a bad thing.
>>729626016
There appears to be no shortage of routes around her tbh
>>729626016
Be careful, silverback gorillas are dangerous
>>729636157
>>729631019
Not white so this shit dont faze me but its true, you south africa and those niggas are going medieval at the crackas that are like 5% of the population now
I always laugh at crackas who pretend that shit wont happen here to them, is like the guy who keeps betting at the casino until he's about to lose the house but still thinks he can win
Face it crackas, we can be racist too, we aren't some fucking magic negros who are all friendly and shit, old crackas were wrong to treat us like they did but they were right about thinking that was goes around comes around so they had to keep the non-whites down
And guess what? what went around is finally coming around, get ready...
>>729630052
fuck yes, more please
>>729630449
Moar?
>>729628956
Mmmmmm
>>729637210
only other one i have.
>>729637149
>>729637402
thank you, anon. that body is amazing
>>729635223
Underrated post.
I've sat through hours of cinema garbage just to see those tits.
>>729637644
>>729637420
>>729637438
hey anon, can i give you an e-mail and you send me some of your photos there, please i see you have a pretty big collection. more specifically ass photos
>>729637728
Sure thing, anon. I need to upload my shit somewhere, though.
>>729637438
She is so fucking hot!
>>729637841
my throwaway e-mail is [email protected]
You can try mega or imgur or something?
>>729637457
Keep cryin bitch I don't give a fuck you think being a liberal is going to save your white ass?
Think again
>>729637728
Well, better yet-teach a man to fish and all that shit. A lot of images from this thread are from ultrabeautifulblackgirls * tumblr * com.
Here are some other tumblr sites I've scraped from (just use name + tumblr + com to go to the site, or google the name and tumblr)
alternativeblackgirls
blackwomenink
darkskinnedbeauty
blackbeauties
chilliturtle
heavenlyblackwomen
seductiveblackwomen
sexiestblackwomen
shawnatheblackslut
slenderblackwomen
thecleophas
whiteboysdatingblackgirls
whiteguylovesebonygirls
I use a program called tumblthree to grab the images, then just use a quick script in linux to rename the image files sequentially.
>>729638014
It's probably 30 gigs of stuff. I'll shoot you an email and we can start chatting. Not sure where I'm gonna stick it all yet though.
>>729638132
Hi /pol/
>>729626016
i like dung beetles!
>>729626016
i like dung beetles!!
>>729626016
i like dung beetles!!!
>>729638132
0/10 stop trying so hard niggerfaggot