YLYL thread funny edition

>>729612375
I can't decide whether that flying thing is his helmet or his foot

>>729612481
it is his leg. he lost it because the grenade

>>729613269
can some anymal expert tel me why the weird elephant kicked the doge?
lol

>>729613375
>lvl 80 Bard

>>729613422
Ugh. Where do I even begin.

1) That isn't an elephant, it is a hippopotamus.
2) That isn't a doge, it is a wildebeest
3) The hippopotamus us a natural predator of the wildebeest. The hippopotamus lured the wildebeest using hay, and then ate it with his tusk.

>>729613680
why did the wildebeest go so close to his predator?

>>729613742
Because the wildebeest does eat the hay. The hay gives off a scent that the wildebeest likens to.

>>729613702
Funny

This is just a stinkin rekt three -_-

>>729613955
When I was a little boy imperial ways and towers used to make me feel so safe.

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>>729614036
Walls god damn it

>>729612631
JESUS FUCK

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>>729614036

>>729612184
Fuck

>>729614036
I hope you give your megladon a good scapegoat for that cold sore

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>>729614150
Language!

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>>729614130
oops, didn't mean to tag as reply

>>729614153
What.....

>>729613501
Fuck, that had to hurt

>>729614228
The buttons!

>>729612184
How does that even happen? Someone explain please.

>>729614267
YES OF COURSE!

>>729614254
I'm guessing several fractured ribs and trauma to the organs underneath, potential death depending on the weight

>>729614273
Probably some kind of physical therapy with retards for therapists. Weight set too high, bye knees.

Or it could just be retards being retarded for the sake of retardation, with too much weight on the machine.

>>729612631
is there full vide of this protest or source

>>729612481
Helmet . you can see the glass cover

>>729612481
Its his boot. Doubt he lost any limbs, that's a very weak grenade. It looks worse than it is.

>>729614331
>>729614036
Lol my point is what the hell is this guy talking about

>>729613441
The best

>>729614273
>>729614357
Nevermind just looked it up. It was retards being retarded with too much weight on the machine, as well as her locking her knees.

Moral of the story is be fuckin careful aye

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XD

>>729613680
You fucking nigger, that's not a hippo it's a rhino...
If bait, 2/10 for getting me to post

>>729614357
"Survival of the fittest"
"Hitler did nothing wrong"

>>729614448
Watch the skies traveler

>>729614193
That's funny because so many families are like that

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>>729612254

>>729614525
You'll grow up one day and be a real charmer!

>>729613702
stop

>>729614448
I'd be a lot warmer and a lot happier with a belly full of mead.

>>729613422
Basically, that elephant is an asshole.

>>729614580
Oh! Then I took an arrow in the knee
Ow!

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>>729614666
Oh shit son

>>729614273

Never lock your fucking knees when doing leg press!

>>729614739
Lost to Hitler's grin

>>729612184
I like how he grabs her tit

>>729614783
Grrrr today I was just talking to my lifting buddies about how I've seen some girls do this! Frickin idiot girls

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Who wants a pansy pardon?????

>>729612184
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_FAEPcQV19E

>>729614130
Bukake is a shower of kids

>>729615214
*Sperm

>>729614205
Ahahahaha
>relationship goals

>>729615214
Dr Freud, paging Dr Freud...

>>729614254
>>729614337

he died, newfags

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Some might laugh at this.

>>729615552
Harhar you fucking Anon
Proof bitch

>>729615725
Nicht mich

>>729615726

>being this new

wow

>>729612375
Actually in grenade training (ex-Ausfag army here), our instructor, an old Vietnam veteran guy running out his final years in the military, said "With modern fragmentation grenades, if your enemy is fairly close by and lobs one right at your feet, you may as well give it a kick away or pick it up and try and hoy it back before ducking...they have relatively long timers and what the fuck have you cunts got to lose if things have got to that stage?"

>>729615007
Meeeeeeeeee

>>729614906

It's always chicks that do it and they get pissy when you try to warn them what can happen.

>>729616048
Umm I don't know it's a grenade...

>>729613422
It's a muscular ciberpunk dog

>>729614188
American opossum*

>>729616048
Your life, or at least a limb. You're better off getting behind cover, or laying flat on the ground and covering your head. Never try to kick a grenade or pick it up.

>>729616157
Count to 3 (as the Holy Scripture teaches) and you'll find out

>>729616307
Well done.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11qHsqzXJJI

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>>729616307
fuk u

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>>729612184
dat boob grab

>>729616289
First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it

>>729616622
fake

>>729616860
Seems legit to me

>>729615725
that is fucking insane

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Since when is YLYL, REKT and gore all the same fucking thing?

>>729616927
it is

>>729614526
You must be fun at parties, retard

>>729616927
The shark looks real enough, but the kid is obviously shopped

>>729616048
Vietnam veterans wouldn't know shit.

Listen.. He literally told you was a good idea to go for an enemies active grenade.

What the actual fuck

>>729616954
Sublime

>>729617017
its all real you son of a dead nigger

>>729613501
That's what u fucking get for suicide gripping. No ones fault except for his own.

>>729617196
Heyyy, Jamal was a great man and I'm proud to be one of his 27 sons

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>>729617257
that sounds like my kind of gripping

>>729617267
Fucking bitch

Fuck eh

>>729616576
Fuckers, the lot of ya

slut

>>729617230
kek

>>729614992
The good old days of playing WoW nonstop

>>729617267
Cunt

>>729617432
>>729617720
what...why? What did I do to you?

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>>729617815

>>729617850
I don't even know why, but I lost to this

>>729614992
If I masturbate more than 10 times a day, my dick gets sore.

>>729617230

lolololololol

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>>729618151
If I masturbate more than twice a day I get... well actually I'll just let this pic explain it

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>>729618151

A lot of /b/ has my sides busting except when I come to the YLYL threads. I guess I win because this shit is unfunny garbage...like family guy stupid. But even worse, like family guy Cleveland show spinoff unfunny. Rick Rolls were funny, bananas aren't

>>729618264
Is that like another name for a black sailor?

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>>729618281

>>729614448That's not what it'
s meant to be, see?

>>729618281
did this faggot actually just say that bananas aren't funny?

>>729614512
Sauce please. You did the work, now share.

>>729618426
Does anyone find bananas funny?

>>729614512
no the moral of the story is be a man. Men would never do something this dumb

>>729618536
nope

>>729618264
Last time I used fish oil for personal lube, my hand and dick stunk like fish for ages.

I had to stay in the house and order delivery pizza, and groceries be dropped off, until the stink went away.

>>729612481
I believe it will be penis

>>729612184
This reminds me of a female contestant on Wheel of Fortune recently that, when interviewed at the start of the show, bragged about being able to leg press 200 pounds. I'm 5'7" 140 pounds and have been able to leg press well over 400 pounds since high school with no leg training prior. Women just don't belong in a weight room, unless its on a treadmill.

>>729615552
>he died, newfags

implying that that makes it less funny

>>729616244
Possum, not Opossum. 2 different animals.

>>729613422
It was because of penis

>>729618769
Yes and the American ones are opossums.

>>729614205
Straya cunt

>>729618803
Ah! You're quite correct.

>>729613422
12:30

https://discord.gg/ptFy6
https://discord.gg/ptFy6
https://discord.gg/ptFy6
https://discord.gg/ptFy6

>>729618973
>>729618973
Wtf is this shit?

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>>729616576
The fucking Hitler melons.

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>>729618224

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>>729617267

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>>729616576

>>729614193
How it is with my family.

>>729616576
>>729616576
Suck my fat white cock

>>729617267
Fuc

>>729618224
K

>>729616307
-_-

>>729613501
That would of hurt my penis

>>729616576
UGH

>>729617267
UGHGHGGHH

>>729618224
UGGGGGGGGGHGHGHGH

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>>729612184

>>729616576
replid

>>729618224
did it

>>729612184
PROTIP: Don't hyperextend your knees

>>729612184
beep beep
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IM9IyRua6VE

>>729616576
Fuck

>>729616576
ebin

>>729613422
commie faggot

>>729618550
Fake. Balloon animals do this all the time in the gym. There was a recent webm with a dude doing the same (with even more weight) and the same happened to him.

Weird how it's not posted more often.

>>729617257
+ the idiot on his left causing imbalance

Goodluck

https://youtu.be/lAamBarmc8A

>>729618550
>>729620645
>>729615725
Nevermind, someone posted it.
Enjoy.

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>>729614108

>>729616576
fuck

>>729617267
damn

>>729618224
ughhh

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>>729620050
B R O R
R
O
R

>>729617257
so how would you grip it properly?

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>>729614666

>>729614273
if you're sitting at a desk/chair most of the day and have not had basic exercise for years/all life, then it's pretty normal.
weight lifting is a serious routine, not matter how light.

>>729614526
IQ=nigger

>>729617267
kinda dumb as people die anyhow

>>729621296
not my mom though, dont you say that mother fucker

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>>729616952

>>729621524
she a vampire, demigod or what

>>729618224
jgvhhjbkmöl

>>729615725
Never miss leg day.

>>729616576
h

>>729621708
she a turtle

>>729614272
Darwinism at its finest

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>>729612184

>>729619627
Holy fuck that's a pricey pizza pie

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This get me every fricken time

>>729613441
I think that was the original filename. Much better than this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJ3-DqxEmAc&t=

>>729614992
Thats nasty

>>729617257
/fit/fag detected. But yes he has a point. You need to oppose your thumb for a safe grip. I lifted years ago and suicide gripping would get you banned from the bench

>>729617230
i havent seen that gif in years

>>729625297
Had an Indian ring neck, not uncommon :)

>>729615726
He did actually die
T.other anon

>>729621296
The only thing that's "kinda dumb" is you, for responding to these attention-seeking dickheads and giving them exactly what they want, you dense cunt.

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good morning, folks!

>>729617267
fuck you

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>>729614526

>>729625530
>I haven't seen that gif since March

>>729613422
>>729613680
>>729614526
realy dude....see we dont mind the bait ... smart fish swim around that ....we do mind reading about your failure to understand even a 5 year old paki knows what a rhino is ....

>>729625630
well you responded to an anonymous comment on an anonymous website in a thread that will disappear soon.

good job not being kinda dumb.

>>729614205
I fucking LOST!

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itt: summer

>>729625870
You're not terribly bright, are you? How old are you?

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>>729612184

>>729618224
Gjfhkufjjhbh fuk u

>>729625120
Thank you for posting this.

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ylyl condom edition

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>>729612184
Trade ya

>>729616576
ok

>>729620233
i just love how he keeps laying on the floor. true /b/ spirit.

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>>729613269
Match

>>729620050
First kek of this forsaken thread. Thanks anon

>>729614205
Gee, Andy Capp went modern.

>>729617267
fky

>>729612481
it's only a boot, no leg injury.

>>729618224
fy

>>729613680
well aren't you just a ray of fucking sunshine

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>>729615725
I did.

>>729614337
Either that or he scored major pussy because bitches saw the massive barbell bouncing strength of his stomach muscles.

>>729625375
i used to have a pidgeon like that its called a "roller" its a brain defect .... looks awsome cool doh

>>729614130
lost

>>729626154
wtf is this

>>729614526
The fuck is wrong with you? It's not a rhino! It has a vagina!

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>>729612184

>>729625229
This one doesn't work without sound.

>>729615725
That's what you get for not doing a full rep fucking faggot

>>729614193
>Get /fit/
>*insults my food*
Fuck em dude

>>729616712
10/10

>>729617257
You think your thumbs would stop that? Your thumbs capable of pushing 400 pounds around?

>>729626690
Girls don't like you, do they?

>>729620098
aww, so close.

>>729615725
Holy fuck didn't laugh at all but 11/10 going in my rekt folder

>>729626078
12/f/cali

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>>729620050
> sucky suck 10 bucky

> my fucking sides

>>729626969
Enjoy your ban.

>>729624535
lost

>>729613501
is he kill?

>>729620142
MOAR!

>>729616576
cleary i would

>>729614272
Only in Florida

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Are there more like this? Will post what I have

>>729616576
K

>>729625668
The Hun. Knew I'd remember! Remember me saying that, everybody? Said it a couple weeks ago, it was from a porn site. Had that banana at the top. Fucking thing.

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>>729626661
Here you go.

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2/4

>>729627421
You have to be 18+ to post here.

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>>729612184

Wait a minute, that's not a YLYL thread !

>>729626661
you can see what he play faggit

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3/4

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>>729616576

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>>729619148
Federal time

>>729618224
K

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>>729612184

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECe1W-K1dlU

>>729620233
top kek

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>>729616576
fuck you

>>729616576
>>729616307
Cancer

>>729625478
lol epic

>>729620761
the people on the sides dont touch the bar until you drop it.

>>729613441
lost hard... my sides...

>>729613269
Pumba you mook.

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>>729614992
ama

>>729612184
This is why why I skip leg day...

>>729628473
Is that kind of keyboard tiring? I assume it's one of those mechanical old IBM

>>729628485
Congratulations on being the 127,486th person to make this joke.

>>729614272
"Florida Man" is always up to hilariously hyjinx.

>>729617230
A classic

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>>729616576
Fuck off faggot

>>729620864

Lost goddamn. Dunkey is never not funny

>>729624535
Oh man, that was a close one....

>>729616576
u fuck

>>729617267

>>729627584
Why are people like this?

>>729626661
what kind of retard doesnt know what a badum tss looks like

>>729628579

>Is that kind of keyboard tiring?

Not really, but the one Im using (pic) is 10+ years old so consider this into your equation.

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>>729628725
ALLAH AKBAR

>>729617267
fuckyou

>>729628694
IIRC dude was big soccer talent at the time

>>729616576
Kek

>>729628473
Jever.
friesisch göttlich

>>729628895
I know, a friend has some of these at his job and is giving them away, but it seems as if they're a pain in the ass to use

>>729620142
All around me are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces

>>729616048
>What is cooking a grenade

Guy is fucking retarded

>>729629112
bruder

>>729629180
They are quite heavy but very durable. i really can reccomend since most of the newer and cheaper stuff is just too light to be resting on the lap or too fragile. Best keyboard I ever owned hands down.

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>>729616712

>>729627232
I think he died later in hospital

>>729615725
i always have my hands under my knees for this reason. Also whats the point in all that weight if not a full rep

>>729626733
He might have taken that statement a little too literally it seems.

>>729629663
You're so fucking cool.

>>729626154
wtf has he done

>>729629537
>Why do u drink shitty ass fanta?

haha fanta, I drink fanta

>Why do u drink shitty ass fanta?

I only drik wine

>It's almost like your not ever trying to be a depressed shut in alchohlic.

jokes on you I smoke lmaoweedbro and drink 24/7, but thanks for reminding, need to get a notherone

>>729627584
just kill them all

>>729629821
Why don't you have any friends?

>>729612184
test
>>>/x/

>>729630004
>>>/x/
>>>/sdsd/

>>729618224
lul

>>729630063
>>>/x/
>>>/ddd/

>>729629968

Im a manipulative scizophrenic who insulted most of his friends left while being on coke and borderline raping one of his ex gf's.
Cant be bothered to give any fucks now. 1-2 years and Ill be hanging

>>729618224
fuck you

>>729630142
Why wait? You're a waste of oxygen that's doing nothing but sapping resources. Stop being a fucking coward and end yourself.

>>729614193
Story of my pathetic life right there. That and a divorce. I know, I know... I need to an hero. Working on it.

>>729630142
You're not a schizophrenic, you're just an asshole. Don't put labels on it to make yourself seem cool. Hang yourself now.

>>729630382
No one cares.