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>>729609829

looks petite. i used to be able to do that with my gf. she was petite too.

Is that a puppet?

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>>729609829
????

Sauce?

what is this thread?

Does anyone have this video?

>>729609829
sauce would be appreciated.

>>729610179
>>729610211
>>729610257
>>729610269

dont get your dicks out yet pedofags, look at her legs... they are long and slender.

kek.

>>729610498
So what

>>729610498
>all petite women are little girls
Go back to drinking piss, you twat.

>>729609829
Please tell me you have this vid or a link to it OP. It was my literal favorite vid on motherless and it's been removed as far as I can tell.

>>729610725

if it was your favorite, why didnt you save it you idiot?

>>729610848
Was married at the time and couldn't risk having porn on my comp. Wife was very against porn. Not to mention the vid had been up for so long I never thought it would get randomly taken down.....

>>729611493
>not having a pr0n folder hidden in plain sight

You're a shame to all porn lovers.

>>729611611
The ones against porn are crazy man. they go through everything even if they seem chill they will blow up at you for nothing and go through your shit to find anything.

>>729611683
Well it's your job to make it clear: Either they let you enjoy your porn or you're dumping them.
Stop being a complete beta and start standing up for yourself and what you like.

>>729611771
v-card holder detected.

>>729611683
when they object to pr0n, there is only one suitable response. instruct them to never turn you down when you want sex. if she ever tells you no, make sure she knows it's a free pass to porn

>>729611870
>implying
Newfag detected.

>>729611870
You're a god damn moron and the Virgin in this thread.

You tell a girl that "this is what I like, if you have problems, go."

Getting a girl who makes you stop doing what you like is the most beta thing anyone can do ever.

>>729612049
can confirm... was beta once

>>729611951
You don't know how to use words do you? You could have been insulting but instead you just mashed up some common memes and smashed post. Nice attempt but really...

>>729612049
Finally someone with basic common sense.

>>729611928
Yeah that works. Maybe if you fuck dudes?

>>729612084
Why would I want to be insulting you?
Your life already seems sad enough, being here about how your ex-wife was a horrible anti-porn monster when YOU should have made her understand that if she doesn't agree to have sex with you anytime you want, you'll watch porn.

>>729612049
In the words of the forever alone.

>>729612083
Oh yeah? How you doing now? Pretty stable relationship?

>>729612187
I'm not op but ok? Sad is having to watch other people get off so you can get off.

>>729612245
nope. she divorced me. she "needed" to be the alpha. didn't work out so well

>>729612380
Well, one thing left to do.
Find her and piss on her to assert your dominance.

>>729612380
alpha women aka lesbian. still doesn't mean you can disrespect with porn. porn is for fat virgin neets or the mentally ill.

>>729612540
porn isn't disrespectful. fuck off with that bullshit.
if she doesn't want to put up with porn, she needs to put out. that simple

>>729612540
>porn is disrespectful towards your life-partner
>Porn is only for virgins

Shit, that's probably why all people working in the porn industry are virgins as well and none of them are married.

Still need sauce

>>729612776
same here. it's why i clicked

Whats with the rainbow..

>>729612720
And all of them are mentally sane and highly educated right? right?

>>729612683
bet you're happily married.

>>729613051
nope. see here:
>>729612380
when started as a beta, once you put your foot down she doesn't like you much anymore

Does that look like a sex doll to anyone else

>>729609829

http://rexxx.com/balanced-fuck-long-dick#

since you all decided to give relationship advice and not actually find sauce

>>729610269

http://rexxx.com/balanced-fuck-long-dick#

>>729613122
Yeah, porn isn't "putting your foot down" it's saying I'd rather see other people... literally. You destroyed your marriage because you didn't communicate with your "alpha" wife when it sounds like you both had problems.

>>729613292
>it's saying I'd rather see other people... literally.
hahaha Yes, quite literally. Not the figurative meaning that the sentence is expected to convey.

>>729613292
how fucking retarded are you, freud? i didn't put my foot down about porn. i'm just saying it's a good thing to put your foot down about. make her realize she's being a selfish cunt. the bitches who object to porn do so because it makes them feel bad, makes them feel like they're not enough for you. she should prove she is enough by having sex with you on the regular. i put my foot down about other shit. the concept applies pretty easily. when you hook up with someone and you're a pushover, but then change to not being a pushover, she discards you because she can no longer get what she wants from you so easily.

>>729613292
>enjoying a good porn once in a while means you want to fuck other people

Because you know, only cucks and cheaters can get aroused from seeing other people have sex. It's not like it was the most common thing in all animal species that when you see two of your peers copulate, you get in copulation-mode too.

>>729613397
"See" as in with your eyes rather than the sentences' convey of "to date other people" as you would convey when you breakup with someone.
Maybe your intelligence had something to do with it too.

>>729613545
Why are you further explaining why I'm laughing at you?

>>729613545
I love it when people blatantly use the wrong word in a sentence and then try to still sound like they're right.
Use the word "watch" in your sentence next time you little shit. That way you won't look like a complete retard.

>>729613490
Threads about porn mate. Nobody cares about your other issues Mr. alpha forever alone.

>>729613665
thread's not about porn. OP post says ???

>>729613621
I thought I'd clear your confusion about my usage of "literally"
You seemed confused.
Didn't want you feeling felt out.

>>729613649
"I think we should watch other people"
Yeah man you're right.
idiot.

>>729613737
>image board

>>729613807
You're constantly countering yourself.
It's hilarious.

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>>729613846
>here's an image

>>729613744
I can't tell whether you're actually retarded, or merely pretending to be retarded.

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>>729613897

>>729613892
I'm apparently trying to have a conversation with someone of far below average intelligence. My bad.

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why do i spend so much time on here. this place is shit

>>729613948
When all else fail. They must be stupid. Because you just can't understand. Alpha... yeah right. Throw insults instead of questions, you will seem more intelligent that way right?

sooo are we gonna get a sauce on the OP or just bitching about porn/wives/alpha/beta shit?

>>729614005
See>>729614094

You're exactly what he describes.

>>729614223
wouldn't you like to know

>>729614223
Crap, just one off from getting trips. Sorry for you mate.

>>729609829
what's this position called?

>>729613197
>http://rexxx.com/balanced-fuck-long-dick#
boring actually

>>729611493
>wife was against porn

kys

>>729613141
Only a fool would say otherwise. So obvious that's a silicon doll.

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>>729614255

>>729609829
>>729610179
>>729610257
>>729610269

Pornhub. "No faces"

>>729617307
balanced fuck long dick
search it on xvideos
it's boring but you see her face at the end.