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Faces of /b/ thread. Let's see that hideous face of yours.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Faces of /b/ thread. Let's see that hideous face of yours.
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>>729608895
oh my god is this the pock-marked guy hot filtered by faceapp?
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>>729608895

Go fuck yaself.
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>>729608895
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>>729608993
andy warski is that you
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>>729608895
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>>729608895
Hey guys, I feel like I'm at least a six.
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>>729609105

Actually my name IS Andrew, but you got the wrong one muthafucka
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>>729609166
Go to bed brandon
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>>729609166
5.
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>>729609166
2 mr tiny eyes.
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>>729608993

Warski ain't got shit on this beautiful mother fucker.
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>>729609241
are you from the acne thread
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Currently watching the new MST 3000 on netflix.
I loved this show as a kid
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>>729609250
>>729609257
>>729609327
i'll just sleep the pain away. fuck yous guys! ;-;
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>>729608993
you kind of look like op
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>>729609779
Jezz Brandon you've been posting selfies here for years. Why do you do this to yourself?
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>>729609590
Why is it that you always post on the boards that are easiest to bait attention from?
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>>729608895
https://discord.gg/ZdjwRzr
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>>729610261
>implying i only post here
>implying you know where i post

I post in other threads all the time you stupid nigger. Obviously im not just gonna post my pic or say who i am in a fuckin gore thread that has no relevancy
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>>729609590
i see the sex change is treating you nicely. how long have you been taking hormones?
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>>729610455
Really? Uh no..
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>>729610523
kek

more doggo?
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Wtf is this shit
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>>729609241
show dick
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>>729608895
OP are you even trying?
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>>729608895
Kek.. They were side by side
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>>729610564
I got plenty of my doggo.
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>>729610743
>>729610689
>>729610617
feels like an inside joke
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>>729610808
More doggo
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>>729610911
show me your brother, faggot.
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>>729610950
I can't, u hecker.
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>>729611116
I guess you fuck them a lot
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>>729610911
She gets very happy when she gets cuddles
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>>729608895
hi
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>>729611116
be mine tonite
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>>729611196
No faggot I play Overwatch all god damn day and don't leave my house. I've got no time for men. Let alone niggers.

I think you've got me confused with your mum, m8.
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>>729611241
Mine too, lol
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>>729611009
i feel like that language is a bit uncalled for, young lady.
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>>729610911
i would spank you and make you suck my dick.
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>>729611360
I'm sorry, pls accept my apologies and this image of my fish.
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>>729611294
my mom gets paid for posting her pics online
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>>729611116
looks like a profesional cocksucker
nice :)
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>>729611328
Doggos are the best


Mine was such a good mommy
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>>729611332
a dick between your lips would fit you better
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Kill me plz
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>>729611542
Mine was too, before I got her. She was my neighbours dog n he abused her. He charged us 1200 for her or he was gonna put her down after she had to have a c-section n get spayed.
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>>729611617
Please tell me that's not really you
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>>729611638
>dat beard
you look really tough with it
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>>729611423
thanks, anon. there's not much a fish can't fix.

is this your brother?>>729611638
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>>729611678
Aww so sad.
She looks like such a good pupper.

I sold my dogs pups but we kept one

This is Loki and god damn does he live up to the name
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>>729611751
I can't grow facial hair for shit. I always end up looking like shaggy.
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>>729611680
you likey?
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>>729611846
that's some handsome man muff ya got there

>>729611680
>filename
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>>729611782
Hell no. My brother looks almost identical to me facial feature wise, has a beard n usually a shaved (or close) head.
N does he look 30 to you, d00d? Lol

>>729611831
What a perfect pupper. I hope you give him endless snuggles. German shepherds melt me. Saw one while riding along the lagoon last week and he was just breathtaking. Tried to follow our horses haha
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>>729611846
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Rate me, please.
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>>729612221
beautiful
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>>729611995
I can be your brother if you want me to be
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>>729611995
dunno

i'm almost thirty now and i've never been very good at placing peoples age that are close to my own

>beard and shaved head
what a shame
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>>729612336
... what?
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>>729612404
Well idk i think he has it grown out atm and his beard is short, i dont keep track. But girls go nuts over him even tho he's a total douche, I dont get it.
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>>729612407
What you mean what you heard me you dip
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>>729612487
Why would u want to be my brother?
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>>729612478
10/10
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>>729612507
Idk just shit posting
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>>729612709
Wash ur mouth out ho
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>>729612472
>he's a total douche
he just keeps getting worse with every detail

at least your parents were decent enough to make a carbon copy
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>>729612740
But why tho
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>>729612740
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>>729612740
WHOA NOW

ho is a filthy word you dirty bird
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>>729612843
Kek
It is what it is. I'm glad I'm not one of those many girls - they all get hurt.
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>>729613002
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>>729613238
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>>729613238
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>>729610595
OLLIE WINES
If any of you were Australian you'd be laughing
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>>729613450
Only death can set me free
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>>729613450
Fantastic.


Also finally took off my makeup
Aw yiss
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>>729613760
go on
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>>729613760
>tfw you wear makeup for days because youre disgusting lol
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>>729614180
that's bad for your skin
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>>729613995
And... now I'm in my fat clothes rdy for bed

>>729614180
Hahaha I used to do the same but I started getting pimples. Not having any of that. I have a couple right now because of poor food choices in the last week. Oops
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>>729614180
>>729614286
Rate me
Also, I'm fapping to your pics, please post more
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>>729609241

youre cute as hell. How do you feel about pegging?
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>>729614456
You look like a dude I know named Brandon
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>>729609241
what is going on with your eyebrows??
>>729609590
quit posting on these fucking threads and get a life
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>>729610595
This is the guy that didn't show up when they said be there or be square
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>>729614286
fat clothes are the best for sleeping

use astringent for acne, preferably sea breeze. and never sleep with your makeup on, i heard it can age your face.
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>>729614456
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>>729614592
not cool
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>>729614722
is that your brother?
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>>729614749
Fuck off Brandon
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>>729611638
nice eyes fag
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Just got done with a double shift be gentle haha.
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>>729614592
Sorry I'm not Brandon

>>729614722
Nice.. Go on
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>>729614784
Fucking hell, kek
Bf of 7 years
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>>729614822
Matt Damon / 10
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>>729612221

strong 6, weak 7, but with make up and a decent bod you can grab 8 territory
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>>729614846
Hot damn really? I'll take it!
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>>729614233
Yesss i know :/

Suprisingly i have very good skin. Just dry but clear!
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>>729614890
you misspelled 4, could grab 6 territory
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>>729614623
Would it hurt if I stick my dick in your mouth?
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>>729614667
I have a very full life...i mean i only post here from the hours of midnight to about 4am...i mean...i cant reall live an exciting live during those hours anon.

Calm yourself
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>>729614933
Post more
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>>729614933

cant really tell for sure without a pic of you in bra and panties.

I mean if we want to be scienticians.
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>>729614797
Wasn't expecting a compliment
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>>729615010
Wtf you look like my dad
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>>729614933
i hope you moisturize '3'
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>>729615010
Father?
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>>729614996
It would hurt you more
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>>729614933
Any reason you just leave it on?
I hate taking mine off because my face becomes a potato but it aint worth riskin your skin chick
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>>729608895
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>>729615085
I do!
I use pic related
Also use the hydrating primer from smashbox
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>>729615137
Nice feet..
Do you want to see my cock?
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>>729614797
Thanks fag
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>>729615193
dis nigga lookin like the Crimson Chin
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>>729615137
I tend to go the long tedious route when it comes to applying makeup.
I go thru nany steps to ensure its long lasting. I tend to just get tired and fa asleep with it on and in the morning it still looks fairly decent so i just say "fuck it" and keep it on.
Plus i spend hundreds on makeup so i like to wear it out as long as possible lol
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>>729614822
You look like Philip DeFranco with less hair
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>>729615196
>>smashbox

LOL get it... like...

>>smash
>>bros fox final detsinatun only blastr no items 3 stock
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Y'all motherfuckers keep asking for Brandon. Wtf do you want?
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>>729614933
Those are some glorious tits. Let's seem em
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>>729615362
Your face looks like when you're growing a huge bush and you look down at your own dick.
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>>729615417
Kek
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>>729615372
I dont post the tits
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>>729615417
If I wasn't laying next to s sleeping woman, I'd have laughed.
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>>729615362
Hi Brandon
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>>729615362
why are you hiding a fucking horcrux in that gristle bush
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>>729615479
Don't you know the golden rule?
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>>729615489
Hey man, I can't take the piss out you if you've got a woman.

That's more than I can say for myself. Good on ya, brother
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do i look muslim?
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>>729615489
very thoughtful of you, gimli.
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>>729615342
Hmmm idk i dont really see the similarities there anon.
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>>729615479
You're posting cleavage shots like that and not posting tits?

>pic related, it's you
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>>729615602
You look ready to shoot up a gay bar.
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>>729615602
Shave that goat beard
Beards are for faggots
Look at my closeup
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>>729615602
I wouldn't let you on my plane
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>>729615602
yeah, but you could also be a jew.
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>>729615565
Dont care
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>>729615664
looks smoooooooth
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>>729615688
Jews are more attractive.
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>>729615479
Tits or gtfo
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>>729615788
Nah im good
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>>729615741
not asking for them, but here's a classic for you.
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>>729615741
You disrespect the sacred rules of 4chan?
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>>729615510
Well hi, headless breasts.

>>729615528
Best place for it, imo.

>>729615584
Thanks, m8.

>>729615612
Aye.
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>>729615783
good point
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>>729615870
Uh yea pretty much
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not quite cold enough to put it on cx
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>>729616003
>filename
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>>729616025
are you transitioning
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>>729616003
Show them to me now
This is me in a more serious pic
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>>729616025
is that a unibrow
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>>729616094
Yes sorry, I'm afraid I'd cut myself
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>>729616094
LUL no just glasses

>>729616074
thanks, nope tho
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>>729616025
Sweet eyebrow/10
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>>729616134
>tweezers
little he she
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>>729616175
actually it might be a shadow now i look at it
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>>729608958
This
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>>729615878
Headless bum is preferred
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>>729616070
I got it off google..i dont really bother caring about the filenames
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>>729616175
ah ok

was that thanks sarcastic or is it meant for something?
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>>729616263
Give nudes now in the name of Hitler
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>>729616284
nah wasn't sarcastic, i like lookin' a bit fem
;)
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>>729616134
you can do it
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Gay looks get fine ass girls.
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>>729616175
oh okay
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>>729616263
that's right

and you won't scare me like that again
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>>729616253
That is a nice backside. Nice choice of underwear.
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>>729616253
I'm looking at this from every god damn angle and I don't know where it starts and where it ends.
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>>729616403
You admit you look gay then
FAGGOT
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>>729616025
10/10

8/10 if you have a pussy
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>>729616550
i do not have a pussy
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>>729616498
Oh cmon Im not that fat
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I'm a solid 10 I trust?
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>>729616570
Personally wouldn't call you fat. Decently formed, no face to go with it, so can't rate, but a decent 6-7/10 ass. Would pound.
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>>729616570
No, it's not that.
It's just... the camera angle. When I first saw it, I thought the right side was the thigh of a man fucking horizontally to the left.

I had to turn my head several times to understand the picture.
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>>729616603
paul rudd with a skinny face/10
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>>729616718
I'm a big Paul Rudd fan so I'll take it thanks man
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>>729616684
Fantastic.
I'm working on squats because my legs are a bit flabby for my liking, but that's still got a ways to go.

I would pbb still put my dick in me if I had one

>>729616709
Fucking kek, I love you.
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>>729616603
Bagel Shekelstein drinks gin out of a beer cup after a mediocre-at-best trial.

You could probably penetrate a vagina with that nose, Zeke.
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Le meme
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>>729616569
this pleases me
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>>729616804
I can put my cock in you if you'd like
Do you want to see it?
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>>729616962
yes...
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>>729616861
Gonna come up with some verb the noun band names now.

Smash the State
Upboat the Pun
Quit the Band
Pay the Bills
Shred the Beaver
Agnowledge the Benis
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>>729617058
This pleases me
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>>729617058
Trash Boat
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rate me at least a 3
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>>729616822
After I changed history and freed Tom Robinson I drank Seagrams and Tonic out of a blue solo cup.
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>>729617041
Proof that it's you
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>>729616804
See, my wife once lost a shitload of weight, and sex got uncomfortable. Her hips were too bony, she was so skinny, and no matter the position, she'd end up bruising me.

At least that's when she chose to have her affair, so I know she was super bony to the guy that fucked her. Still pissed about that.

Now, though, she's right about 130, and no e and soft. Still has a waist and a firm tummy, so she's still attractive, but it doesn't hurt to fuck anymore. Plus, she's a bit tighter now than she was when she was super skinny.
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>>729617214
underage b& / 10
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>>729617126
guzzle the cum

>>729617214
2.9/10
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>>729617237
me proof?

you proof!
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>>729617058
Shoot the Nigger
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>>729617249
.... why tf are you still married to her
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>>729617326
Representation of my cock I made for you
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>>729617214
Come back to /b/ when you hit 20.
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>>729617272
pls be serious, how is that b&? just fucking rate me
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>>729617348
I didnt find out until 5 years after she affair ended. I have 5 kids either in a no fault state. If we separate, then she gets all my money, I get homeless and lose visitation due to being unable to pay child support. I lose my part of the house we just bought, and my new career goes down the drain.

It's more complicated than "dump the whore".
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>>729617423
can you just rate me? also I'm staying on /b/, only thing left to do besides becoming an hero.
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I am a boy pls r8 thanks
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>>729617363
show me what you'd do, but on yourself with the fruit.
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>>729617282
pleas rate me ni/b//b/a
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>>729617569
Do I look like a faggot?
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>>729617535
typical onepluth FANGIRL BITCH
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>>729617214
You look like my piece of shit little half brother. I hope niggers rape you while a tornado kills your mother/10.

Nothing personal, kid.
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>>729617605
You look like a cool dude.
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>>729617605
Kinda, yeah.
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>>729617214
hot or not? if you say not you must be blind
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>>729617656
If you're talking about the phone then it's not a one plus, it's an m8 xdddddd

Also how can i be a bitch if I'm a dooood
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>>729617605
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>>729617713
Ask my GF about it
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>>729617663
jokes on you, faggot. my mom died when i was 8. also, i said rate, not compare to to fucking family
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>>729617733
what?
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>>729617745
the only way we can know FOR SURE is if you post a picture of your birth certificate so dONT FUCK WITH US
>>
FACE RATING DISCORD
https://discord.gg/v3eVb5R
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>>729617931
Normally I look like this, i promise I'm a dood
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>>729617605
you look like a spouse killer from one of those dateline nbc or 20/20 things.
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>>729617809
That's a man, man.

>>729617829
Sorry, I don't take orders from illegitimate hooked born crotchfruit. An hero now, you rate begging cuntwrinkle.
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>>729617853
are you calling me a faggot?
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>>729617829
my dad died when i was 9

haha, get fucked anon. i had my parent 1 year longer than you!
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>>729618097
piss off
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>>729618169
lol, you made me laugh, thanks
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>>729618190
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>>729617503
I'm so sorry anon...
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>>729610595
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>>729618372
Thanks, anon. Shit ain't easy.
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>>729618350
i'm having banana meme flashbacks
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>>729618487
This fills me with conflict. Part of me wants to fuck the master race into her belly for the glory of the Third Reich, the other part is convinced that there's a penis.
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>>729618515
The laws supporting women and basically condemning men are fucking bullshit. I hope you can find a peaceful way out dude, you don't deserve to be stuck.
Genuinely hit me hard, you see that way too often.
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>>729618624
top kek
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>>729614933
>>729614286
>>729614180
Timestamp or fake
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>>729618642
>this is why men need feminism
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>>729618642
Well, for now, she's remorseful and I'm trying my best to reconcile. Youngest kid is only 7, so I've got 11 more years before child support isn't a thing anymore. Plus, if we pay off the house early, then maybe we can either stay together, or sell it and slit the proceeds. We'll see, I guess. One day at a time. Pisses me off that I still care about her.

Her fuckbuddy, though, used to be my best friend. I'd put a bullet in him in a heartbeat. Never trust a nigger.
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>>729618867
Ugh you've had some shit happen.
I have to go to bed, early start, but you're in my thoughts bud. Hope things improve for you.
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>>729618714
Its 4 am im not timestamping now..
You can take an old timestamp and make due with it
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Good Morning!
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>>729619587
Hope you have a splendid day.

Goodnight!
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>>729615009
>have a very full life...i mean i only post here from the hours of midnight to about 4am...i mean...i cant reall live an exciting live during those hours anon.
What you do on the "day job"?
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>>729619732
I work? Typically from 10am to 5 or 6pm

6 days a week.

When im out im with my boyfriend at the arcade (we go often) its its the weekend then we gather some friends and go out to clubs/bars. If not that the usually 70% of the time we have a friend that throws a house party and we have beer pong tournaments and shit...i enjoy my life. However my bf tends to fall asleep early on weekdays..i stay awake till like 5am simply because i cant sleep. So i go on here to waste time
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Hey guys
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>>729620145
you can feel me tonight instead
>tits or gtfo
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>>729620266
Fuck you you piece of shit
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Sup niggers been awhile since I've been in one of these threads.
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r8 me /b/ros
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Okay.
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>>729621264
You're not fooling anybody now show us the benis
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>>729621325
Fuck, I was so close.
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How Paedo am I?
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>>729622107
Very
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>>729622107
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>>729619201
Fair enough, why aren't you in bed? Is your sleep schedule just fucked or just no reason to live?
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>>729622107
That's really disturbing me for some reason, can you please never take a photo of yourself ever again, please?
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>>729621541
Not really lmao
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A trap
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>>729622107
Stop spamming this idiotic picture
Did this guy bully you in school?
Faggot
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>>729622107
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Feces of /b/ thread
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>>729622459
I raise you.
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>>729622657
Why don't you like the Britbong Paedo?
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>>729622769
Smile as hard as you can and open your eyes as wide as you can then take the picture
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>>729622853
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>>729622853
Newfag not realizing that he is a meme

A forced meme, but a meme nonetheless
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>>729622769
How many children have you molested?
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>>729621541
Show more pls that's a nice feminine penis
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>>729622834
You are trying 24/7 to force this shit, but it's cancer
>>
>>729623089
Okay I'll be more specific, do a grinning smile with teeth showing as hard as you can, then like lean your face back or something so the downwards area looks bigger, then stare down at the camera like you're about to murder a baby
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