Tell me your secrets /b/... You are completely anonymoose.

my parents think i go out at night with friends but in reality i go to the park and here i am.

>>729604478
I like cute guys, im not gay tho

Fuck off info grabber. People replying to shit like this is why we have bots.

>>729604641
>Fuck off info grabber. People replying to shit like this is why we have bots.

not even close. but i understand your suspicion.

>im a grill.

>>729604641
Plz fuck off

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>>729604478
I miss this bitch...

always like waiting a bit in those tread so my comment isnt the first one to get spammed with reply but here it goes

I got kind of forced by a guy to give him a blowjob and ended loving it when he pushed on my head and told me how to do it

>>729604805

this is only hot if you're a woman.

>>729604478
My neighbor showers with his two nieces but I don't think the father knows.

>>729604707
>>729604713
Trust me, 4chan is high profile enough for people to use it as a data mine and they do. Faggot threads like these just willingly give it away.

I own a dickeys bbq restaurant and an Arco gas station I constantly smoke weed because I feel like a failure with out my parents giving me a job at their company I wouldn't have had the money to save up and be a fucking degenerate I sometimes wonder what it would be like if I worked a real job for it

>>729604478
I go on /b/ and then want to hang myself afterwards

>>729604870
How u know that?

>>729604976
I'm also his niece.

>>729604976
I want to know that to wtf

My married cousin gave me head.

i want to find a discord with friends who also like wincest and shit but im too shy to join any or talk in any that i join

>>729604478
I've smelled my own shit before. Hell, I've even shit into my own hand a couple of times. Once, when I was homeless and living in my father's car, I felt my intestines doing the fucking wave. My heart literally jumped into my throat. It felt like I was sinking and going to die. I tried to hold it, because there was nowhere to go. I was clenching my rancid asshole tighter than a rodeo clown wearing red. I tried, I really did. I was starting to shake and sweat.

It was the worst feeling of my life. I was reaching the end, so you know what I did? There was a garbage bag placed over the passenger side window so people wouldn't look into the car and watch me sleep. I had to fucking yank it off, open the bag, hop into the backseat, and literally shit my guts out into a trash bag in the backseat of my father's '06 Impala.

The entire car immediately smelled like death, and I got some yellow, liquid shit on my fingers. I had to use old newspapers to wipe my exploded asshole clean, and then stuff them into the garbage bag.

From there, I started up the car, rolled down the windows, and drove as fast as I could down the street. I had to air it out while looking for a place to throw my garage bag full of excrement.

Long story short, I found an empty parking lot dumpster, and threw it in there. It probably burst.

And to think, after all of what I had to go through, people wonder why I'm so depressed. :'^)

>>729605023
hot. story?

I want to fuck my mate, he thinks I'm straight though.

>>729605009
Fucked up shit

had a 12 gf when i was 25.

>>729604976
He doesn't have curtains in his bathroom.

I haven't gotten laid in like 5 years. I'm probably gonna fuck this gross chick on tinder.

Im a virgin and im scared to loose my virginity even though im horny all the time. im a gril so i dont wanna loose my virginity just cause im horny and seem loose.

>>729605179
Bathing with uncle Brad 101

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>>729604478
Back in high school I dated an asian chick. We dated for majority of the school year. One day, I decided to take one of the burgers home and I came in it. I heated it up in my french classrooms microwave and pretended I got it for her to be sweet. She ate and everything was fine for a while. During 5th period she ended up going to the hospital because of a serious allergic reaction to the semen (not the sperm itself). I was expelled and I am now a registered sex offender. She blocked me on everything afterwards. I really miss her /b/ and I regret doing the shit I did. I haven't had a relationship since.

>>729605244
Dude before I had a gf I would tinderfuck any grill I could it's a numbers game do it enough you'll get a hot 1

my fren's 14 y.o. daughter is starting to develop. i plan on asking her out soon

>>729605244

she's going to give you warts.

you been warned.

>>729604805
Are you a female?
Fuck niggers.

>>729605410

14 is legal here. where are you at?

>>729604559
At 2AM anon?

>>729605457
amerilard

>>729604790
Ugly but nice tits

>>729605172
>>729605172
>>729605172
greentext that

>>729604840
>>729605453
i wasnt planning to making it hot.. it just sort of happend

>>729604870
How old are the nieces?

>>729605546
24

>>729604635
Same, I'm bi.

>>729605495
She was a good girl. Cooked, cleaned, fucked like a champ. Kinda hoping shed get back in touch with me.

>>729605485

oh... sorry. my condolences.

>rip anon.

>>729605410
what's she look like?

>>729605484
yeah, i don't like to go out in the day

>>729605396
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>729605172
at that age girls are metnally incapable of understanding what being a gf actually means

My secret that can't be used against me by ad whores is that although people think I do really well with women I have accidentally rejected the ALL of the women I care most about b/c I didn't get their hints.

>>729605353
Yeah, that's a brad idea.

>>729605637
I was not lying

>>729605622
brunette, skinny as hell right now. she'll be tall soon, probably up to 5'6 or 5'7. her boobs haven't developed yet, but when they do, they'll be D cups or bigger. her mom has massive tiddies. she won't be fat until after she has kids.

>>729605505
It's not a sexual thing, I just wanted to know if you were a guy that had a gay experience.

I would like to cum inside Amy Schumer.

>>729605074
Indeed.

So i was holiday, this was like in 2016 August. I haven't seen her in for ages and shes like what 6 years older than me (I'm 21). She introduced me to her husband and the guy was decent like you know them nice guys like legit lol Pussy whipped kinda guy, this is like around 7pm and then we went out again and met her brothers(my cousins) and while we were walking down the streets and stuff she started grabbing my dick( shes like 5'3 and chubby) and me being the dickhead I was like why dont we wait till we get home.

After saying Hi to everyone and stuff we went to her place and we started watching these bollywood movies and after like 30 mins i got bored and said I'm gonna leave. She jumped and said " maybe i can make you stay"
Mate, she took my meat out of my skinny jeans like there was no tomorrow.
She started sucking me off and was staring at me dead in the eyes lol sort of felt great cause her brother beat me up when i was young and it kinda felt like revenge at the same time xD half way through she was like dont bust in my mouth and guess what ? i fucking busted in her, i sort of regret wanking in the morning of that day haha anyways she got up with a mouth full of cum and spat it in this cup.
She tried giving me a kiss and i quickly reacted and kissed her on the forehead and said goodnight haha

I use to have nudes of her massive tits but I bricked my phone and lost it all.

>>729605851
yeah, you prolly should never tell people IRL

>>729605497

>25.
>good looking.
>not ripped but flat stomach. good body. (was young).
>has crush on me.
>coyly asks me if i have a gf.
>"i dont".
>"do you have a boyfriend?"
>"no".
>"would you like to be my girlfriend?"
>"yes."
>grab her hand.
>she smiles.
>(no one around so....)
> "can i kiss you?"
>"yes."
>acquire 12 gf.

>>729605083
What a coincidence, I'm bi and want to fuck my straight friend.

>>729605396
How did they know?
Are there people seriously allergic to semen? Or seminal fluid?

>>729605737

but i tested her for that and she passed, so you're wrong.

>>729605909
Still arguably legal, until you two fuck..

>>729605546
7 and 4 I think?

>>729605824
i assume you are the 2nd guy then, i was trying to reply to both of you at once and the other guy was mostly talking it being only hot for a girl, sorry for the confusion

>>729605943

Max? That you?

>>729605909
you ever mess around with her?

>>729606049
>Still arguably legal, until you two fuck..

yeah... well... ahem....yes.

>>729606102
Yeah, so are you a guy, or did you just like getting mouth raped?

>>729605944
>Are there people seriously allergic to semen? Or seminal fluid?
Yes, however the case of them being that is very very low like 0.0000000001%

>>729606141

yeah, i used to tease her that her overalls were too big for her and should wear something else.

>>729605860
What's she saving your cum for, anon?

I killed my dog, but it wasn't on purpose.

When I was 4 or 5 we had a pet dog, his name was Dakota. Some nights I would wake up in the middle of the night and go downstairs for a snack or something. He was blocked off from going upstairs so when someone went down he would walk over and follow. So since I was a kid and didn't know better I would give him food from the fridge. I don't remember what exactly I fed him but he ended up getting intestinal problems and had to get put down. I didn't realize until I was older that I was the reason why he died.

>>729604478
Your isp and government are monitoring your internet activity. This is how you stop them http://www.deleteip.com

>>729606110
Nah, I'm not max. Kinda wished i was though.

>>729605944
They narrowed it down because of the burger I gave to her that day. It obviously had to be ingested

I am a newfag who found 4chan /pol/ via youtubes.

But after saying some shit about Jews for a while, I found that I am /b/ in my heart.

And I'd like to fuck a jewish girl... like a really jewy one with glasses and bad skin and sincere belief that her tribe was 'chosen' by an omnipotent omniscient diety whose minions needed to see lamb blood on doors to know which Egyptian babies to kill to force a Pharaoh never correctly identified/named in the Bible to free the jews from slavery to escape to an area then controlled and garrisoned by... er... Egypt.

schawing!

>>729606186
>>729606186
howd that go down?

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>>729606273

Murderer!

>>729606216
i didnt get mouth raped... he just forced me a bit at first but i didnt resist much... i didnt want people to notice what was going on

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>>729606186

>>729606442

slowly. baby steps, really.

>>729606353

Man that sucks, well best of luck to you, hopefully we both get what we want.

>>729606435
And she couldn't have sucked a dick before class or something? Sounds like one big coincidence.

Im next in line for the second comingof christ. Its been quite a journey

my mom's car tried to father me in the back of my friends finger.

>>729606272
Nah I think it was just the moment because we were in the bedroom and lol imagine her husband seeing that cup when he comes back from work haha

>>729606273
:(
You didn't know it would hurt him or you wouldn't have done it, anon.

>>729605428
Nah man, she's too fat and her teeth are too fucked up. She's caught maybe 2 dicks ever.

>>729605410
You fucking disgust me

>>729605172
Pedo cunt

i started cat fishing back before anyone knew what it meant. I'd do it online when I was younger to talk to girls on chatrooms. Nothing ever happened but it was more wanting to not feel lonelier than I already was. Eventually it turned into something bigger. I'm not a bad looking guy, talking to girls and sex were never hard but I'd still do it. I'd start talking to girls all over with instagram accounts and other dating sites. Eventually feelings would develop and I'd have 3-5 girlfriends all at once contacting them via text apps and burner phones never giving out my real number. I have a girlfriend now and we re very happy together, been together ow for 3 years but what she doesn't know is that I actually catfished her in the begining of the realtionship since she was way to hot for me. Eventually after learning she didn't care about looks or whatever most superficial women looked for I jumped right in. She's sleeping next to me right now and next monday will be our four year anniversary so I've come to the point that I have to come clean now.

>>729606777

you only need one dick, trips.

>>729606522
Are you a guy, or a girl though?

>>729606805

nah, she wasnt a pedo.

>>729604478
My cousin (f) and me had "sex" (well, kinda) constantly when we were 8-5 yo respectively, we both liked it that's why we did it everytime we could, hidden, obviously (however, I think our parents knew it, but it's hard to tell and fucked up to think about). I think we both remember it clearly, that's why it's so hard to see her face, we see each other pretty often but we don't talk anymore, it's hard to me to talk to her for a long period of time without suddenly feeling embarrassed, not sure how does she feel about this, but she's never willing to talk to me either, so...

>>729606841
girl

>>729606648
We weren't sexual, although I tried to get her to stuff. The farthest we gotten was just making out. Also, if you go to the hospital they tend to ask what you've eaten before, etc if you have an allergic reaction. I gave her the burger, so they figured I put something in it. Not too hard to figure out.

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>Choked a hamster to death when I was 5 years old.

>be me
>5 years old
>hanging out after Kidergarten classroom after school.
>Nothing to do but play with class pets, two hamsters, boy and girl.
>Girl hamster steals boy hamsters food.
>5 year old me gets salty.
>pick up girl hamster.
>start to choke the widdle girl.
>"That is Pac-Man's food" I say.
>her tongue sticks out and she stops struggling.
>What do, anon?
>I'll tell you what i did. The only thing i could.
>i threw Ms. Pac-Man in the garbage and ran the fuck out of there.
>next time i go to class "where ms. Pac-man, anon?"
>me too scared to answer.
> ...

That is all i remember. But i think the whole incident fucked up how i see women.

>Be me
>gonna be 40 in a few months.
>virgin.

>>729606870

kids experiement like that all the fucking time. let it go. its obvious she has.

>>729606864
You fucking disgust me

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>>729606930
>>Be me
>>gonna be 40 in a few months.
>>virgin.

>>729606818
>before anyone knew what it meant
>talking to girls all over with instagram accounts

If you think catfishing wasnt a known word around then, you must be 14.

i am russian but tsssss

>>729606889
Okay. So why didn't you want people to know what was going on? What was happening?

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>>729607013
Damn you, 4chan!

catfishing on scopie chat and back when mtv had chatrooms on the website... not 14

>>729607109
he wasn't being that.. gentle and it was in a movie theater so there was a few people around

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>>729605396
Kek you stupid fuck

>>729605172
I remember meeting this girl on the interbutts when I was around 20. We never planned on meeting, but we'd talk nasty a bit. She told me she was 17, but found out later she was 12.

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>>729607065

why are your women so hot but your men look like inbred mutants?

>>729606597
You too. However i do have a sneaking suspicion that he knows that i like him but i won't go near it because he's taken and not going to risk a friendship for curiosity. He had shown some interest before but i was still "finding myself and didn't think much of it. Also his GF has been giving odd signals that she might have some interest as well.

>>729604478
>>729604478
>>729604478
I tell people I'm happy, but I attempt suicide on the daily...

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>>729607031
Also i think the OP is full of it.

>>729607265
If you "attempt suicide on the daily", then you don't "attempt" suicide at all.

You're crying out for attention. Get help pussy. Nobody truly tries to kill themselves and fails more than 2 or 3 times.

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>>729607236

girls today are the biggest sluts in human history. but i expect the age of consent to keep going up while young girls wear so little clothes only they only cover their nipples and vagina with a thin piece of translucent cloth at some point.

then someone will point the finger at you and call you a monster for looking.

>this is the world young people live in today.

>>729607265
just get over it.

I fucked my gf in the ass when she was passed out. After that the next 2 weeks I was so afraid that I nearly dump her.

I do a lot of LSD and it can't be healthy

>>729607249
dont think so. There are a lot of cute men and ugly women too

>>729607249
too soon

>>729606785
>all things posted on this board are works of fiction and should not be taken as truth

>>729607469
>rapes gf in the ass while she's unconscious
>fears gf

I don't think you're the one who should have been frightened.

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Why don't you go to Snapchat--y--me and leak all your snapchat friends

>>729604478
I'm straightedge as fuck and last summer my homie and I beat the shit outta a druggie homeless nigger. We were at a show and he wouldn't stop fuckin with the underage girls and being a general creeper and aggressive panhandler. So we bought a 40 and lured him into an alley and proceeded to wail on him. Afterwards we peed on his face and pooped on his chest. Don't give a fuck cause fuck druggies and fuck that nigger in particular. Got a couple more if anybody wants them.

When I was 8 I made friends with the retarded girl who lived in my trailer park. I was her only friend no one liked her but I felt bad for her and did enjoy her company. Things changed tho when we turned 12. I had discovered a long time ago I could get her to do anything I wanted if I threatened to not be freinds with her. That's all it ever took from 8 on up. Well at 12 I had been jacking it for a year and was dreaming of more. She also had proper boobs at that time c cups. I was real horny one day an decided to see how far I could take things. She let me feel her boobs. Touch her pussy and jerked me off that day. All it took was the same threat. I convinced her freinds did this when they got our age. I was her only friend she nothing to compare to or reason to think I would lie to her. Soon she just did what I asked. I almost never had to threaten to not be her friend. She was my first everything and I tried as much as my young brain could think of. From 12-19 she was an on demand source of sex for me, I would still fuck her when I had girlfriends because I had complete control over her it was intoxicating. After I left for a four year college I stopped having sex with her but guilt made me keep in contact with her. I'm freinds with her to this day and I tried apologizing to her once many years ago but she didn't understand what I was trying to apologize for. She didn't think I did anything wrong. She told me I have always been her best friend. And that she loved me. That hurt. and after awhile I realized she just wasn't going to understand. Every now and again we have sex. I'm married and my wife knows about our past although I told a slightly different story but she doesn't know we still have sex. I never initiate the sex but she will ask me if we can every now and then and I don't feel I have the right to tell her no.

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>>729607538

yes but you have A LOT of HOT WOMEN per capita compared to most countries on Earth.

A brisk walk through St. Petersburg would convince any man of this fact.

>>729607169
Post titties anonnette. I need this.

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>>729607690
St. Petersburg is kinda russian Amsterdam, so i dont see something astonishing

I haven't had sex in 7 years, and I've only had sex once in my entire life. They were using me to get to my brother, lol.

>>729605410
Please tell me you've sniffed on her panties anon?

>>729607683
I'll bite. what does she look like on a scale from 1-10?

>>729608068
>They were using me to get to my brother, lol.

so did you like the dick or not?

>>729608068
Pussy is pussy.

>>729608119

she looks retarded.

>>729608092
never been that close to her yet. gotta go slow and do this right

>>729608150
Like the potato kind?

>>729608119
6.8. She has a decent face and excellent body but has semi permanent hearing aids with tubes in her ears it's a little off putting but not to bad.

>>729608125
Was a girl yo, I'm the guy.
>>729608147
Not really. Didn't even cum.

>>729608324
>Was a girl yo, I'm the guy.

i know. did you like her feminine dick... yo?

>>729608373
Nah

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Stop fapping over snapchat > Snapchat--y--me can help you tonight!

>>729608157
You don't have to get close to her anon trust me. Just ask to use the restroom and find the dirty clothes hamper and go to town. It's that easy. Trust me I've done it a ton of times.

>>729608257
Lucky bastard.

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Stop fapping over snapchat > Snapchat--y--me can help you tonight!

>>729608480
don't live in the same area. never been to their house

>>729608567
You should catfish her and ask for nudes. Never done it myself but it seems easy enough.

>>729604478
I corrupted a strict Christian girl online who'd never even kissed a boy into a total pervert who know lives with her boyfriend in a DDLG relationship after her parents kicked her out.

On the way we explored EVERY kink. Shit was fun.

>>729604923
>gets handed everything
>complains that he didn't have to work for it

Get your head out of your ass

>>729608767
Greentext the whole story anon. Did you ever bang her? Ever sniff on her panties? Did her parents rage at you? Is she hot? Is she from the American South?

>>729608680
nah. i'd want her to know it was me. part of developing the relationship

>>729608777
Tripz bois!
>>729604923
He's right btw. Fuck you, you cunt.

>>729608873
Dammit anon you're making this more difficult than it has to be. What if she thinks you're an old perv and gets freaked out. Then we'll never get nudes.

>>729608818
Not greentexing.
I never actually met her, was all cam stuff.
She was a bigger girl but cute. And she was into the real kinky and dark shit.

That's my first day on 4chan but who gives a shit?

>>729608985

how do you like it so far?

>>729608954
i woulnd't put her nudes on the interwebs, anon. they'd be my own personal porn for when we were apart

my sister gave me her virginity when she was 13.

>>729608956
That means you must have nudes then. Care to share them with us?

I've sucked my brother's dick more times than I can count. Also, I'm a guy.

>>729609060
but she told me I was her first :(((((

>>729609087
What's the highest you can count to?

When i was younger/underage, i liked talking to pedos and sending lewd pics. Not nudes but softcore lewd. I was obsessed with people telling me im cute and lovable because my mother abused the shit out of me and shattered my self esteem before it even had a chance to exist. also am girl so it wasnt gay.

>>729609076
I have nudes, mastubating vids etc. Not sharing cos she's a /b/tard occasionally now.

>>729609119
Care to post lewd pics anonnette? I need this.

>>729609092

no, i had been trying since she was 12. so i was definitely first.

>>729609016
Usual imageboard but foreign

>>729609119
Were you ever tempted to meet up with any of them? How old were you?

>>729609149
Come on anon I need this. It's late at night anyways so she'll never find out.

I've catfished 12 y/o into sending nudes pretending to be 14 when i was 18. Thankfully used a burner phone and trashed everything once I thought about how not worth it it was to get buttfucked in jail over some titties.

>>729609179

same degeneracy?

which one do you use?

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>>729609256
Did she have a bush? Was she hot? How big were her boobs?

I want to fuck my best friend wife. It's a nightmare, everytime we are alone I want to grope her ass.

>>729609188
i started at about middle school age (13) and since i had so much exposure to sexuality before i was really developed, once i hit puberty i was extremely fucking hypersexual. i masturbated all the time and i wanted to meet up with a few guys but i didnt wanna give my virginity up because i knew that they'd probably dump me once i mature. i ended up staying a virgin to this day cause i just dont wanna throw it away, even though my hymen is long gone from masturbating and toys.

>>729604478
a guy drugged me and put me on a bed in a pub, so when he tried to take my clothes off i woke up and got my nail scissors out of my jeans pocket and slashed his balls to pieces. blood all over me. then i ran out.

>>729609109
From what I can remember, 12.

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>Be straight
>Friends sends subtle hints he's interested
>Don't notice them
>Later become bi
>Finally realised all the fucking hints
>Won't probe to see if he's still interested because he has GF
>His GF does subtle hints that she's interested
I think they're fucking with me and not literally.. because they know that i like him, but never really admitted to it.

>>729609350
Have you sniffed her panties yet anon? Is her butt big?

>>729609256
>>729609311
She was 6/10 but had pretty big tits for a 12 y/o. No bush, sent me a pic with her lips spread and titties out laying down. Busted more than a few nuts before i deleted that one.

>>729604478
didnt finish uni. wife and family dont know

>>729609167
discord mortie#8168

>>729609261
people are the same everywhere, it does not depends on country. So yes, the same
And before i seat on 0chan

>>729609416
Her butt is massive. It's an otaku pawg, cute and sexy as fuck.

I want to stick it in her butt so bad...

>>729607683
Wow. This perhaps the evilist thing on 4chan and I'd just like to say that I'd never do anything like that. Like to but can't.

>>729609604

whats you opinion of americans anon?

how do people perceive americans in frosty russia?

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>>729604478
Been dating my coworker for two months and last week I found out she is a nudist. She took me to her favorite spot to go nude today on our picnic date. Sort of weird but I kind of liked it. Thinking about being a nudist too now.

Got fired from a really good job 7 months ago after I got into a fight with my boss... Lying to everyone about it and just living off savings and playing wow all day...

>>729609768
>thinking about being a nudist too.

kill yourself you dirty degenerate.

I runned my D against the toothbrush of one of my student. Everytime she brush her teeth i get an erection.

>>729609377
Dude, 12 is a low number. I can count way past 999,999,999,999,999. You need to go back to school.

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>>729609849
Reminds me of this.

>>729609571
Not sure if bait or not..... what to do..

>>729609892
Prove it.

>>729609930
idc if you add or not, im just not posting that shit on 4chan

>>729609352
Fair enough. How did you find the pedos? Have you ever had a bf?

>>729609928
kek i'm not that stupid but i have think about cumming on it. Problem is odor. I wish i could find a way to put my semen in her mouth.

>>729609805
>Lying to everyone about it
about what?

>>729610021
ive had two bfs and one gf my whole life. gf was classic "i don't know if i like girls but fuck ill try it" and it ended with her cheating on me for cock anyway. one bf didn't show any fucking emotion unless i was naked for him so i couldn't really take that. second bf is my oneitis but he easily moved on after realizing i have trauma/abuse in my past and im a bit fucked up mentally. hes apologized and we're on a friendly basis now but i can only think of him romantically so its painful for me.

>>729610126
Easy, just get really close to cumming and ask her to open her mouth to check for cavities and bust inside.

>>729609719
At first im living on south of russia and it is goddamn hot here, so i hate when my country is called cold
Anon is the same everywhere cause it is anon.
And it depends on person, how he perceive to americans. Usual adequate people dont care where are u from. They care only how shity u r
And there are always morrons who think that everyone is an asshole except him

>>729605742
Same

>>729610249

you seem like a cool guy russian brosky.

tell me... if i would like to marry one of your women and impregante her. if i go to russia, what are my chances i will meet the woman of my dreams and she comeback with me?

i am not rich but can provide a decent living. are russian women picky?

>>729610176
that sucks anon. Any guys or girls you like at the moment? What's your main masturbation material (mental or visual)?

>>729606258
>you ever mess around with her?
>i used to tease her that her overalls were too big for her
Fucking kek, not sure if anon is autistic or baiting

I really enjoyed Star wars episode 1

>>729610684

ask stupid questions....

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>>729610716
>>729610716
>>729610716

>>729610716
Fucking kek

I secretly hate both of my parents for using my sister and I as pawns in their divorce.

I once visited a brothel in Thailand a few times.
Got an invite card eventually to the "special" selection girls.
It was expensive but worth it.
Got kinda nervous after though but got home without a problem. It's a nice memory.

>>729610991
>I secretly hate both of my parents for using my sister and I as pawns in their divorce.

take that shit to Tumblr you faggot.

>>729611024

yeah but Thai girls are ugly.

how did you even get an erection?

I volunteered to housesit for a friend, purely so i can use her dog to fuck my gf

>>729610414
Have no ideas, i still havent found my own one lol
The only thing i can say is that everything depends on you. Just try, why not? And i dont think that they are picky a lot
Btw what means "brosky"?

>>729610588
i have passing crushes on lots of people, but they die down quickly when i realize they wont like me once they know me well. mostly masturbate to rape kink writing or loli/jc doujins. i have a big fantasy of someone kidnapping me and taking lewd pictures of me, probably an exhibitionist thing but i dont even specifically get off to the pictures being shared. idk. just a kink i guess.

>>729611094
Are you even trying to bait?

I think I got gonorrhea and maybe gave to my gf. Now I'm thinking about how to tell

>>729611110
>Btw what means "brosky"?

Bro = Brother.

Brosky = Slang for bro.

>>729611024
how special? 12 special or 6 special?

>>729611193

no. but you were.

assuming your story is "true". how many did you have? how much did you pay?

whats the lowest number you got?

>>729609060
Greentext pls

>>729611317
Special enough.
Double digits.

>>729611346
Not brothel anon.

>>729606930
Which wizardry tree are you going to pick?

>>729611024
I worked with a dude that went to Thailand. The guy needed a haircut and asked a friend where could he go.

After a couple of minutes having a haircut a little girl starts blowing him, he gets anxious and can't get it hard. The management notices, so they send a little boy to blow him instead of the girl.

The guy freaks out and storms out of the place.

>>729611255
ty, english slang is new to me

>>729611117
I hate to contactfag but you seem really interesting and I'd love to stay in touch.

>>729611568
i have discord
>>729609571
or if you'd rather skype or kik just ask

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Im a pathological lier that wants to stop lying but cant. This will be my first time saying anything truthful about myself and it feels like shit just writing it.

>>729611523
Kek. That's the shady parts of Thailand in a nutshell.
You literally see mothers renting out their kids for "company" on the side of the street with the rest of the hookers.

>>729611627
prefer Kik or Skype to be honest.

>>729611371

>21.
>long time ago.
>think sister is hot.
>(she was)
>i make moves.
>she is interested.
>we start messing around.
>we do oral eventually.
>ask her for virginity.
>keeps saying no. just oral.
>ok. just oral.
>one time try sex.
>says ok.
>takes time but put it in.
>feel like cumming as soon as it goes in.
>pull out.
>cum.
>repeat for years.

>>729611687
>You literally see mothers renting out their kids for "company" on the side of the street with the rest of the hookers.

i refuse to believe this. somebody has to step in at some point.

>>729611627
added on skype.

I served the IRA.

>>729611973

the Internal Revenue Agency?

>>729611823
Who? The corrupt cops who deals drugs and collect half their pay from whore houses?
The government who doesn't care?
Sure maybe in the big cities but I'll tell you, the smaller areas and outskirts of cities is lawless.

I frequent video cam sites to fap with or for young grils

Hows the enlargement cream Largo?

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>>729612140
>Sure maybe in the big cities but I'll tell you, the smaller areas and outskirts of cities is lawless.

such as?...

>>729611823
Yeah right.. No one gives a shit in Thailand.
Can literally visit high end clubs and buy coke (not the soda..) from the bar.
You see daddys boys in flashy cars with 11-12 year old girls in their lap every night in Bangkok

>>729611823
Dude, the place is corrrupt as fuck mate.

>>729612308
>>729612339

if only they werent so fucking ugly....

sigh.

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>>729611523
>so they send a little boy to blow him instead of the girl

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I'm 22, dating a 15 y/o girl.
We cant really get too seriously involved in each others lives, so we mostly cuddle and have sex 2-3 times a week.
It's going better than I thought it would tbh

>>729612640
>I'm 22, dating a 15 y/o girl.

thats normal here. nobody cares.

americans are weird.

>>729612082
Irish Republican Army. Provisional with that.

>>729612710

did you ever kill anyone irish fag?

>>729612640
And? That's perfectly legal here and no one gives a shit.

>>729604478
i used to work at ace hardware and every time I stocked the pill pockets for dogs I would smush all of them in the packages because if felt satisfying in my hands

>>729612681
>>729612874
AOC here is 18, and I would be screwed if I somehow got caught....
Oddly enough, her mom is basically fine with it, and she likes me

>>729612640
Lucky bastard

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>>729604478
I hate cops and niggers almost equally. I like it when cops kill niggers, niggers kill cops and niggers kill niggers. Most police shootings of "unarmed" black people are totally justified by the fact that the niggers are trying to fight the police and steal the cops' guns.

With that said, cops are basically terrorists and I like it when they die.

I also hate /pol/ and antifa equally. The SJW faggots and the fedora wearing Alt Right edgelords deserve one another. I hope their vape juice gives them all throat cancer.

>>729612770
I did. British Armed Force servicemen, UDA servicemen, some RUC policemen and a lot of Loyalist cunts.

>>729612937
>Oddly enough, her mom is basically fine with it, and she likes me

in Mexico you can go as low as 12 if the parents like you.

im telling you for a friend.

>>729613004
>I did. British Armed Force servicemen, UDA servicemen, some RUC policemen and a lot of Loyalist cunts.

ever feel guilty about it? or did you enjoy it?

is there anything you regret?

>>729604635
yes you are

>>729612937
>AOC here is 18
And i thought 16 was kinda high. where you from that it's 18?

>>729604478
Several people close to me were killed by a drunk driver. I spend years doing my own ivestigating after I heard he got released on a technicality and moved away. I found out where he lived and went on vacation. When I crept into his house, he was in his chair, watching TV, with oxygen tubes in his nose and a roll-around tank next to him. He recognized me. He said that he understands and to make it quick. He knew I was there for justice. I changed my plan. Making it quick would be mercy. So I sat in the other chair and started chatting with him. My tone was taunting at first. Something changed. I started seeing him as a human being. I stayed at his house in his spare room. I did chores, ran errands and spoke with him every day. A week before my vacation was over, his illness killed him. In short, the sad lonely man died my friend. What's the secret? My close friends think I poisoned him. Truth is, he died happy to have a friend and I miss him. I also feel guilty about not having the resolve to do the miserable death I planned to do for him. I think my dead loved ones would have understood though and I know that is a cop-out.

>>729612937
>her mom is basically fine with it, and she likes me

In that case dont see any trouble. Just dont show off with her and everything will be cool

>>729611117
Not the same anon but, do you like Asanagi doujins?

>>729604478
20 minutes ago i was sucking some guys dick.
Didn't swallow this time.

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>>729613143

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>>729613120
most of the US is 18. Western US here...

>>729613231

kys fag.

>>729604478

>Caught my gf cheating for he 3rd time
>Tired of forgiving her and being an idiot
>Also happen to babysit her daughter of 8
>Splooge in her cereal everyday for a month
>Eventually do the "guess what this is" blind fold game
>Spunk a fat load in her mouth weekly

I broke up with the gf after 3 months of doing this. The girl is now 14 and turned into a hooker (my hooker). Ex still has no idea.

>>729613326

what a bunch of lazy written shit.

>>729613324
K

>>729613201
theyre good, my personal favs are kawady max doujins but theyre not for everyone.

>>729613369
don't feel like going through the details. No regrets on what I'm doing other then the girl having serious momma issues lol

I drive by my exes house every week and steal her mail.

>be 19
>4'3"
>4.5" dick
>extremely socially awkward/anxious

Basically I've been naturally selected out. I am what happens when the wrong people breed. I've come to terms with this

>>729613497
where you from anon?

>>729613462
QUIT STEALING MY MAIL!

When i was 9, my friends and I were spitting sunflower seeds into the backyard of my neighbors house. Their yorkie licked up the shells, and choked to death. We never told anybody

>>729613546
Texas, why?

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>>729613497
>4'3

>>729613554
Goodluck paying the MPU Bill you dumb whore

>>729613597
u just sound cute. was curious

>>729604922
Yup

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>>729613497
>>4'3"

I fapped into my bosses coffee once after she wrote me up about an incident from a week ago. She drank halfway through and realized something was up. Not sure if she caught on or not.

I'm a security guard in an IT company. Mostly sit in my room, look at a screen and drink. Usually shitfaced when I leave work. Killed a dog driving home last year, was so fucking drunk I could barely see.

>>729613601
Goddamn it, I meant 5'3"

>>729613692

what if she gets pregnant dumbass?

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>>729613756
>I meant 5'3"

still....

>>729613063
No regrets. I don't feel guilty. Scum deserved it.

>>729613765
Yeah, pretty sure my juices made it through her digestive system and straight to the ovaries. I'm fucked.

>>729613393
Was curious to know what a girl would think about those.

>>729613941
i self insert into them, so i mostly like that the girls are a little more fleshed out character-wise than "oh no dont stick it in oh wait i love it!" a bit more relatable tbqh

I kissed and touched my older sister once on her request when I was 14 and she was 17.
Been attracted to her ever since.

>>729611706
Hnngg....

Please tell me you went balls deep at least once you lucky fuck

>>729614070
When I was 10 and sister was 13, family issues (bad ones), sister caught me jerking to her pictures. Dysfunction led to her making me her boyfriend. I now have kids with her and live in an area where they don't know we are siblings. Attraction, I understand. If you follow it, that's cool if you are willing to pay a heavy heavy price.

ITT: A bunch of incestuous fucks.

>>729614301
>>729614301
Incest is a family business

>>729614143

more than once. it was heaven.

>>729614418
Here's the irony. We are the most well adjusted ones. My sexuality woke up when Dad and I came home early (I was 9, she was 12, older brother 18) to walk in on her tied up while older brother was butt-raping her. Yep, first sexual image in my head was sister being raped by older brother. Then, while he was on trial, found out she was being abused by him in all ways since she was 9. Like we had a shot at growing up "normal."

>>729606527
Green text that shit!

>>729614301
Yeah it didn't go that far for us.
Sad part is that it's the only time ever I felt a woman body.
Still a damn virgin at 24...

>>729615100
Tell women you are a virgin, in passing. Women are the new virgin hunters now that guys now female virgins suck but women don't. A woman would actually do like what guys did with deflowering 20 years ago, consider taking your virginity a trophy - unless you are gross.

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>>729611973

>>729609892
You've sucked your brother's dick 999,999,999,999,999 times? goals

I lost my v card to a 45 yo woman when I was 13