What triggers /B/ ?? Whats your "trigger"

society

people not knowing your or you're!
>it's fucking 2nd grade English!!

>>729601483
>implying being a specific gender is a requirement to be a mother.

clicking street signs

>>729601483
feminists

>>729601483
Fat people

>>729601483
Those faggots whose only response in an argument is "oh yea let's see you do better."

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>>729602088

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niggers playing the race card just because they are niggers

>>729602173
Ahh yes, this.

>>729602223
This... but just niggers.

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people who think they are funny but are not

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>>729601483
its a high quality hair trigger

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>>729602544
This.

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People who think the rest of us have to care about their opinions

>>729601483
adults

self-righteous coffee-guzzling ethanol-gargling pieces of shit

>>729601955
So you hate yourself. Welcome to the club.

SJWs

>>729602755
lazy faggots to lazy to change file names

>>729602987
retarded faggots who can't be fucked to use the correct form of "too/to/two" or "there/their/they're"

>>729601483
You calling this board '/B/'

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>>729602987

>>729603083
Bonus points if they call you an oppressive spelling-fascist shitlord for pointing it out

>>729603090
Fuck yes, this

failing at life

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>>729602860
This.
>>729602987
And This.

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>>729603091
2017 STILL using the term "faggots"

Americans mixing up "then" and "than" I don't care about errors with spelling or grammar, but when you read a sentence that has used the wrong word of the two aforementioned, it changes the whole ting.

>>729602036
Rekt

>>729602084
Yup.

>>729602173
this

Grammar Nazi's

>>729602084
>clicking street signs
Thank you.
Seriously, I wouldn't mind the captcha shit so much if it were amusing. Say board related stuff like..."select all pictures containing Andy Sixx's steamy log of shit." But instead I spend half my time clicking pictures of turd world store fronts.

>>729601483

"MOAB" doesn't stand for "Mother of all bombs", that's a backronym,.


Massive Ordnance Air Blast Bomb.

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>>729603671
because they went to school?

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>>729603671
>Grocer's apostrophe as bait

>>729603671
The Nazi is or has what?

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>>729603870

>>729603863
kek

>>729603870
And that's (presumably) a backronym from the Biblical Moab

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>>729603671

>>729603917
>>729603973
...and swallowed

>>729604089

I highly, HIGHLY doubt that.

>>729603870
lol shut up.

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>>729604145

>>729601483
The word "stank" or "stanky" in present/future tence

>>729601483
Like all conservatives, people getting triggered triggers me.

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>>729602544

U got the wrong pic!

>ftfy

>>729604173

lol eat a bag of nigger dicks.

>>729603375
>2017
>Not using "faggot"

>>729604165
>Mormon detected
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/2809593.stm

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>>729601483
cant trigger the nigger

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>>729604173
typing "lol" on /b/
>go back to redit

>>729601483
SJW's

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>>729604324
this fag
> lazy to change file names

>>729604165
It is not uncommon for US military acronyms to be set up to vaguely resemble another term.

>>729601483
I'm curious, do people actually believe that someone has said "did you just assume my gender" In sincerity?

>>729604561
I've had it said to my face in all seriousness.

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>>729604561
never seen or been to a fem protest or even a "not my president" protest?
Yes they say that and yes they get that mad over it.

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>>729604324
I did mess up...
>>729604553

>>729604561
>Did you just assume my insincerity?

But seriously, yeah, it's hard to imagine anyone saying this without a trace of irony. So the fact that some people apparently can shows just what a diverse bunch of special snowflakes we all are.

>>729603863
it's you isn't it? The Legendary Andy Sixx's shit log shitposter.

>>729604558
From the minds that brought you such awesomeness as "First Strike Defense"
>first strike
>thats offense

>>729604398
>uses kek or lel instead of lol
>has never played wow

>>729604826
isnt he bass player for motley crew????

>>729604780
gen·der
/ˈjendər/
noun
noun: gender; plural noun: genders

1.
the state of being male or female

>So they get mad when you think they have or lack a dick?

>>729604880
no i play j-o-b

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>>729604929
saying there are only TWO sexs??!!??

>>729604986
>has a job
>is on /b/
That's pathetic

>>729605154
Yes, and there are only two genders too.

>>729605171
is at my night job
>getting paid $15/hour while on /b/
>winning

>>729605171
Go to bed, bucko. It is passed your bed time. Just put a pillow over your head. It will muffle out the sounds of your whore mother fucking the dog.

>>729605276
>getting paid $15/hour
Now that's pathetic

>>729605276
>>729605376
Couple of fags getting triggered over here

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>>729605154
Yes

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>>729605269
you trying to start a riot?

Yasuo mains

>>729604324
Still not fixed, that's Chris D'Elia.

>>729605154
In the real world. yes.
Within our mentally ill society. who knows.

>>729602544
Louie CK is a genius. You can't see it because you're a child with no real life experiences outside the home of mommy and daddy. You'll grow up someday anon, I promise.

>>729601483
Facebook. Its such a vapid place

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>>729605664

What really triggers me is the fact that there's people with darker skin than me. Grr, I hate that!

>>729605651
I had to google to find out wtf that even means.

And, ironically, the faggotry it led to does indeed trigger me, but not for the reasons you posted it.

>>729605696
You're just a libtard

>>729601483
MOAB actually stands for massive ordinance air blast.

>>729601483
"Traps are not gay"
Waifu threads
cock rate threads
fb/ig fap threads

>>729602544
Pic not related?

>>729605867
That's fat shaming

>>729602763
Maybe if she dropped some weight and stopped trying to be so edgy she wouldn't suck so bad.

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>>729605696
>assuming I havet been married 3 times and have many grandkids Seen George Carlin live and remember Lenny Bruce

>>729602019
your a fgt xD

Fat people fucking disgust me.

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>>729606042

>>729602019
Agreed
But don't blame them, blame their education.


Their/There/They're too.

>>729602763
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qv0eWN8v_tg

>>729605849
He actually burns libtards pretty hard. especially in his latest special.

>>729601483
Your isp and government are monitoring your internet activity. This is how you stop them http://www.deleteip.com

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>>729606173
fucking 3rd world street signs!

>>729602987
People who can't use "too" and "to" correctly

>>729606312
That should be hung in every school and every street in america.

>>729606015
Nah weight and edgy have nothing to do with being funny. There are skinny and fat and edgy and fluff comedians. She just sucks.

>>729606317
faggots who don't read other replies and copy others

>>729602019
The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit

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>>729606464

>>729606463
Idiots who think i give a shit if another person said what i said before.

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>>729606026
>George Carlin
Yeah his edge never gets old. I want to laugh not have to decide if how superior I am to ignorant people is funny. Get a fucking life.

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>>729605496
>your
Wew!~

>>729606026
Nobody believes you faggot. Literally everybody on the net makes shit up to themselves look like the big man on campus.

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>>729605792
Yup. It's 4 a.m. and I'm tired as fuck...

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>>729606312
>Shows fucking possession

punk kids undr 18 who THINK they know about this world or anything for that matter.
>Life hasn't even given you just the tip of its big fat cock yet

People that are easily triggered

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>>729606652
"i hate to be expected to think for myself.. i enjoy my comedy watered down and explained to me"

>>729606907
i'm fucking triggered that you're triggered by how easily others are triggered

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>>729601483
"triggers"

>>729607080
/thread

>>729606996
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hy-sVByUHqE
>think for myself
Is that why crowds of people all laugh at the same time?
"I leave symbols to the symbol-minded" He was NEVER funny you just jump on any bandwagon you think is hipster.

People that post on /b/
Yes, that includes me faggot

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>>729607308
4:38
Yeah he's a great comic.... so original.
"People are fucking dumb"

>>729606996
You realize with what you said there you proved what I said.
>how superior I am to ignorant people is funny
>"i hate to be expected to think for myself.. i enjoy my comedy watered down and explained to me."
You are so superior.
I bet you jerkoff to this cuck.

>>729607420
So spambots posting bananas are ok?

>>729607308
your family tree is just a straight stick isn't it.
you're just rocking the shit outta your 47th chromosome aren't ya big fellow.

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>>729607308
>>729607818
>>729607973

>>729607973
kek he lost me posting a link to youtube like anyone here is going to open that

>>729607973
Does saying that get you off?
Or would me pretending I'm superior to you, like your carlin does, really get you hard?

>>729608188
watch out might have viruses.

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>>729608260

>>729608618
I proof read my comments and I never comment on youtube I use it as a reference not for jerking off.

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>>729607973

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People that order delivery and don't tip. Like fuck just come pick it up and don't waste my time and money you pathetic fuck with no empathy. Especially the motherfucking stacies who only order small shit and tip $1 when I know its daddies money anyway.

>>729609782
Get a real job snowflake.

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This triggers me....RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>729608827
https://youtu.be/L6aAEmlQrhg

>>729601483
rude middle aged German women that runs the till

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Antifa

It's for a mosque
They come in, and ask for everything to be changed to suit them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Gg6HbjpYXc

>>729602987
to be honest I prefer my posts to all have their filename an unix timestamp so I am even more undetectable
>>729601483
probably the unfunny "assumed their gender" meme. It is tired and I don't care it goes against these landwhales

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