Trips decides how to respond.

No need to feel sorry, I'm still a fäg-gōt and will always be.

I'm going to shoot up a preschool - those faggots don't deserve to live anyways: if you say anything to anyone - I will find you and I will kill you. Don't contact the police - they won't save anyone

>>729586319
Reroll

I'm gonna rape you then kill you I just have to decide on what order I wanna do it. See you soon

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Oh its fine I was just gunna date rape you anyhow.

>>729586421
Rolling on this

>>729586493
Roll for this

>>729586351
REREROLL

Tell her it's a date not a relationship that you personally just wanted to get to know her better

The last number in my post will decide how many joints i buy tomorrow. If dubs ill smoke them all on thursday

I just stoped peeing the bed last week are you sure ?

>>729586493
Roll 4 diis

"oh thank god, I was tripping balls when I asked you. Don't worry, you'll find someone :)"

>>729586644
Dub dubs. Should count

>>729586588
Dubs decide

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>>729586493
Roll

>>729586677
Kek. Rolling for this.

>>729586677
Yeeees

I want to suck a fart out of your ass and hold it in like a bong rip

>>729586319
rolling

>>729586644
>>729586677
>>729586699
Triple dub dubs

>>729586699
Fucking dub dubs calling out dub dubs.

Kek demands this as your response, OP.

>>729585597

>>729585597
That's actually a relief. I told myself "if she agrees to go out with me, I won't kill myself." This option is a lot easier. See ya.

I was looking forward to tickling your asshole with the tip of my tongue :(

>>729586493
Rollino

>>729585597
are you sure? I will worship you like a goddess, you can even lock my tiny little cock in a cage and force me to watch you fuck other guys, I'll even clean both of you with my tongue afterwards.

>>729586493
Keepin this rolling

>>729586778
Rolling

>>729585597
Post it op

but i was gonna tongue your anus

>>729586493
roll

>>729586493
Rolllll

>>729586493
Check em

>>729586959
re roll

>>729586959
Roll

>>729586493
rollin for this

>>729585597
In going to hang you on a cross just like jesus

watch your back

>>729585597
Well what did you choose

>>729586493
THIS

Shit your pants, take a photo and send it to them. Face must be in photo. Don't be a pussy.

>>729586319
I'll go for this one

>>729585597
Your loss. I'll smoke this half-ounce by myself.

>>729586493
WINRAR

Omg I've never cried so much before. Not even like one date? I promise to pay. I'm really a nice guy. Just give me a chance!

>>729586493
Roll

OP you suck

Your resistance only makes my penis harder...

>>729586900
WINNNARRRR

>>729585597
Well, nice knowing ya.

>>729587071
Rolling

>>729586493
Rollz

So many good dubs, but OP being a faggot holding for trips

>>729585597
Post it already faggot

>>729586493
this

>>729585597
Bitch I will murder your entire fucking family

That's fine. I wanted to fuck your brother anyway.

>>729586493
rollin

>>729587278
Not trips breh

>>729587278
nah man, nah

>>729586677
Re roll

>>729587332
Rollllll lmao

>>729586493
rollin

>>710603525
>>729585597
rollin

>>729586319
Get

>>729587332
so close, here, let me re-roll for you

>>729586493
Plez roll

The lyrics to donkey kong 64 theme song

>>729586910
PLEASE THIS

>>729587211
roll

>>729587449
It

>>729587341
This

>>729585597
You know, you're one in a million.
So there are at least 7500 bitches just like you.

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>>729586677
WHERE ARE THE FUCKING TRIPS?

>>729586493
Rollx

>>729586319
this one

>>729587571
Nigger

>>729587556
FUCK I was close

>>729586677
Rollin

>>729586421
Roll

>>729587628
GO GO GO

Just type "racial slur"

>>729585597
New phone. Who dis?

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>729586319
Rolling This

>>729586493
Roll

I understand, your dad gave me a similair answere when i asked him if i could date you

Oh okay, I understand :)

>>729587782
Rerollin

>>729585597
Fuck your triple ass.
Say "well, if i cant have you as a whole; indont wanna have you at all." And move away forever.

HOW DARE YOU REJECT ME YOUR FUCKING SLUT!!!??????? YOU HAVE MADE A GRAVE MISTAKES!!!!!!! However, you have a chance at rectifying this mistake..........send send nudes.

>>729585597
cmon

>>729585597
No problem. I already got nudes from your ex, so I'm not even interested anymore.

Send her the lyrics to Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen

>>729586493
This

>>729587750
roll for the pasta that never stops being funny

The lyrics to Godzilla by blue oyster cult

>>729586319
Roll

>>729587887
Ffffffff

So fucking close

>>729587881

>>729587874

Roll

>>729587881
>

>>729586493
FUCCCC LEZ GO

>>729587850
One more

rolly

The lyrics to I'm a little tea pot

>>729586493
Re rollll

Fuck your trips faggot

Roll for tripping balls.

>>729587887
I'm just gonna reroll this cuz thats hot bullshit.

>>729587874

Rollin

>>729586319
Kek

>>729585597
Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks.

>>729587810
sdsd

>>729586493
Dis

>>729588152
Get

>>729587874

Holy shit roll

>>729588169
43344

That's okay I'll just rape you.

>>729586493
This needs to happen

I respect that. *Send Dick Pic*

Fuck it. I'm out.

>>729587874

rolling for this

>>729588235
lol

That's ok, I'm a faggot who posts on a site called 4chan, on a forum called /b/, and this response is the winner of a type of contest i held to respond to you cuz i can't think for myself. /b/ is a horrible place where racists, homophobes, misogynists, and other degenerate scum hang out, and has been the catalyst for many public shootings and other crimes. please never talk to me again, i'm not worth it.

I shouldn't have told my grandmother I had feelings for you before she passed away

send a picture of your limp dick with a frowny face drawn on it

>>729586493
Plz kek

>>729588291
trips nu

>>729586493
Still gonna make this happen

>>729588251
Kek

>>729588292
reroll

>>729588330
123

>>729588215
This

>>729587874

Rolls

>>729585597
Damn, the old gypsy woman's curse is coming true after all!

>>729586319
This.

Ah well. More dick cheese for me, then.

>>729588292

reroll

>>729588373
Now

Send a dick pic

It's ok. Not your fault. Ya can't control who you like like that.

>>729586493
Ttttthis

>>729587874

ROLLING

>>729588397
this

I have cancer and I'm dying soon

>>729588292

reroll!

>>729588305
I like this. Roll

>>729588411
Down the hole we go

>>729588452
We roll

No trips tonight boys

>>729588292

reroll.

Lyrics to chocolate rain

>>729587750
do it

>>729587874

KEK Rolling

>>729585597
Alright, well, you have any friends who would be DTF?

Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.

Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.

But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate -- we can not consecrate -- we can not hallow -- this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us -- that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion -- that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain -- that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom -- and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.

>>729588475
Till Dawn

>>729586493
This

>>729586493
Ppppplz

>>729588336
And again

>>729588292

reroll ffs

>>729588292
That´s breaking the first internet rule m8

>>729586493
This

>>729586319
Retrying

>>729587874

Rolling for this!

>>729585597
And to think I was going to let you take my pegging virginity.

>>729586493
Rooooooll

>>729588451
Why thank you kindly my good sir

>>729588605
Get

>>729586493
Rolly

>>729586493
One more

>>729588574

don't care, /b/ is garbage and full of awful fuckers that should die.

Im coming for you nigga. You are not save anywhere. I will get dat ass. I already had my mommys and daughters, what makes you think your not getting my d? Off the clock they get the cock, and you are most certainly off the clock honey. I hope you are dripping wet when i get there babe.

That's fine I'll just kill myself.

That's okay, I have a tranny fetish anyways. I'd only want to fuck if you had a dick.

its k, ill just dig up your dead grandma and fuck the eye socket and pretend its yours u lil faggot prince. Ur canned cheese isnt going to make me a jollier butterboy anyways.

>>729588651
GOGOGO

>>729586493
Roll

>>729586493
Iiit

Call her a nipple gouger.

my mom says im really handsome, why did this happen?

its ok but i have somthing to tell you. ive been dating your friend

>>729586493
WHY HASNT EVERYONE ROLLED TO THIS

>>729585597
Well, since we aren't going to date, you wanna film a porno with me? We can split the profit.

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>>729586493
R e r o l l

How far can you squirt?

i'm tired of being rejected. im going to fucking kill myself and i swear to god its ALL YOUR FAULT
lol xo goodnight :)

>>729588684
CAN WE GET SOME FUCKING DUBS

>>729586493
Trrrips

>>729586493
roll

>>729586493
rolleroo

>>729588737
OR TRIPS

>>729588729
rolling

>>729588574
>actually following those cringe rules

>>729588447
Roll

I guess you'll never get the antidote...

>>729588737
OR TRIPS PLZ

Damn, I wanted to fuck your ear so hard while u slept if we slept and had sex at your place.

>>729586493
check this get

>>729586493
Cmon

Maybe a handful of BEES would change your mind?

>>729585597
Yeah, I think I might be gay, anyway. I just thought I'd give it a chance with you before I made up my mind.

Oh well, I guess I'll just commit suicide. Thanks

Okay, but are you dtf?

its okay. im used to it anyways. :/ maybe we can just be friends

you mean we cant watch scat porn together?

>>729588834
WE RIDE

>>729586319
This roll

>>729585597
I don't really give a shit how people respond, but I have some advice for everyone.

I'm 32 now. I've been married (ironically to someone from 4chan). This "I don't see you like that" shit will peter the fuck out by the time you hit your late 20s.

See by then, the idea of you not being whatever the fuck it is she's looking for won't matter, because her biological clock is ticking and it turns out, not being a piece of shit is way better than having a 6 pack or making 6 figures or having the right kind of jaw.

That doesn't mean you can't be discriminating, just know that later you never get these kinds of responses. You might get turned down because you're just not attractive to someone, but this shit? If you can be friends with someone in their late 20s/30s, she'll want to date you.

It's ok. Thanks. This was a waste of quints.

>>729586059
Roll

>>729588895
roll

>>729586493
ROLLING
O
L
L
I
N
G

>>729585597
But what about the dream I had last night, where you and I got married and had kids?

>>729586493
Reeeeeee

Wow, now I'm gonna commit suicide I loved you..

>>729588874
this could lead to something funny, roll

>>729586319
Roll

>>729588895
rolling gg

>>729586493
Roll

can you poo on me?

>>729588999
WINRAR

>>729588999
WINRAR FINALLY

>>729588999
Fuck yeah

>>729588999
WINNAR

>>729585597
okay, so forget the date, but if I were to cum in my dogs ass, would you slurp it out and let me watch?

>>729586493
Rolllllll

>>729588999
THERE IT IS

>>729588999
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111

Alright, can we be FWB then ?

>>729588867
Roll

Lyrics to Og Pokemon theme song

>>729588999
winrar

>>729586493
Rollin

>>729588999
WINRAR

>>729588999
>>729588999
>>729588999
>>729588999
>>729588999

Do it OP

>>729588999
There it is boys ayyyyeeee

>>729588999
CHECKED

>>729585597
Is it because I'm not black?

>>729586493
This

>>729588261
This. Trips suck. OP is huge faggot.

/thread

>>729589114
This

Yea I understand that.. Instead of a date, do you want to go to the movies with me and grab some pizza after? Doesn't have to be a official 'date', and I am fine being friends with you. Just some nice time together where we can be friends would be beneficial for us I think.

>>729588999
>>729585597

OP DELIVER OP DEDIOPER OP CELIVER OP DEOVDEIPOIEVDLPEODVLIPEOVIPLVPDEOI

>>729588999
I haven't got trips in ages.
Feels good>>729589002

>>729586493
roll

>>729588999
OP just post >>729586319 Roll and technically you'll be delivraring

>>729588292
This

>>729586493
That

>>729588999
>>729586319
>inb4 OP doesn't deliver

>>729586778

Reroll

>>729588999
Oh my

Do it already

>>729589228
No way op is delivering on this one

>>729586493
Plez kek

>>729586493
This one

>>729589191
Ok 4chan

>>729588999
inb4 OP just replies with "Roll"

YOU DELIVER OR WHAT

>>729586493
Rolll

Obvious that even if op delivers. Op is just texting some faget friend of his

Fuck Off, im been waiting you for Years, and finally when i has the enough bravery to say you it, you only responda this? /b/ was here

WAITING FOR THAT DELIVERY OP

Op not gonna do it he's to busy jerking off with his tears witch you should tell her about

>>729588999
You have to do it now OP, or your mom dies tonight.

>>729586493
Rerolling this shit

Everyone repeat after me,

Op
Is
A
Fucking
Soiled
Cockbag
Faggot

Thread gonna 404 while OP suckin nigger worms

Everyone repeat after me,

Op
Is
A
Fucking
Soiled
Cockbag
Faggot

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Deliver you fucking cocknigger

cmon dude this'll really fuck up my fantasies about you. :( it's hard enough to get it up anyways

>>729586493
Roool

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>mfw when OP doesn't deliver

Is it because you've heard the rumors I have micropenis.....well yes it's true but you can fuck whoever you would like if I can watch

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>>729588999
O'RLY

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>>729586319
Faggot probably won't deliver

Op here. Um...I think getting ready arrested and kicked out of school might be a bit far. Re-roll and I'll do it. Just nothing violent.

>>729586493
Roollllololo

If you want someone to actually go through with it why the fuck would you roll for something anyone with an ounce of sense would ignore?
Who the fuck would get arrested for someone elses humor.

>>729589716
This

>>729589750
Fucking faggot. I'm out

>>729589716
This for sure

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>>729589750
FUCKING KID
I KNEW IT

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>>729589750
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

>>729589771
If you don't want a fuckass reply, don't post it on /b/. Now op is a permafag

Fuck you op

>>729589744
OP IS MOST DEFINITELY A CUCK

>>729589750
kys

BaMbOoZlEd AgAiN

>>729589750
>making us roll trips twice when you are this much a faggot

Just fucking pick one at this point, I dont care enough anymore

>>729586493
This

BEST REPLY IN 200+ POSTS AND OP YOU WONT EVEN DELIVER WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU

Send her a picture of micropenis and beg her to take your virginty

Fucking OP.

This thread is kill.

>>729589851
>>729589851
>>729589816
>>729589861
>>729589906

Hold the phone you retards. You actually expected me to threaten to shoot Um my school? Like fuck off. Bring some funnyness back to b. Not this sociopathic bullshit.

OP is a pussy

>>729589750
CUCK!!!

>>729590115
Pick something then faggot

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>729585597
Haha! Rejected, faggot. kys

>>729590115
You go to a preschool? Niggers are most definitely stupid - and faggotry makes that even stronger

>>729590084
Do this

>>729590115
Kill yourself.

>>729590115
What the fuck did you expect you fucking idiot? Holy shit you're retarded.

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>>729590115
Are you seriously this much of a moral fag?

Fucking newfag. Seriously just fucking off yourself. This isn't your little club of buddies, we want you to ruin your fucking life.

>>729590115
Faggot

You're a cunt wya I need you on my dick tn

>>729590115
It´s not like you have to shoot kids, it´s just an answer

>>729590502

Reroll op a fag

>>729590115
ok then OP check these trips.

Well, I guess I"ll just pick boogers out of my butt then. thanks beautiful lady.

So many wasted dubs and trips for this bullshit.
OP I hope you have the courage to end yourself

>>729586493
Thisssz

OK. Jesus. Gimme a sec..

its okay im gay anyways

It's okay, I'm a faggot that flakes on commitments anyway.

.I'm going to shoot up a preschool - those faggots don't deserve to live anyways: if you say anything to anyone - I will find you and I will kill you. Don't contact the police - they won't save anyone

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>>729590115
Look who your speaking to this is /b/ nigger if you didn't expect it to be violent or perverted then why come here ?

>>729590731
Reroll

>>729590640
reroll

>>729590731
Rolly

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Am delivering. If she replies I'll post that too

>>729590743
Reroll

>>729590731
Roll

>>729590731
Roll

>>729590806
Rellin

>>729590800

oh fug

>>729590731
Rolling

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>>729590800
Here we go, lads!

Hey everyone op here im gonna sit here tell u to get trips then shit on you when you get them because hey im a cuck fag anyways