>>729581766 off urself

>not naming it spilling the beans

>>729581766
the dog worth 12 human live

>>729582477
legit interested

>>729582477
lools fake as fuck

>>729582654
I believe they would refer to this as the Darwin award.

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>>729581766

>>729583484
WTF!!! This makes me sick to my stomach

>>729583484
DELET THIS

>>729583484
Your a monster

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>>729583484
GOD DAMNIT

MODS

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>>729583484
bowling?
cousin.

>>729583484
Sehctib.

>>729584024
lmfao how does that even happen

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Ug

>>729583484
fuck you! you make me sick scum asshole!

>>729581766
And they all survived.

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>>729585744
Should have just t-boned the asshole that turned left in front of him. And that is one of the few times the Prometheus run is the correct solution.

>>729585803
this is not a rekt, if anything its a win, this is just a normal day at the shipwreck port. They beach them and then dismantle them for parts.

>>729585803
>work at massive scrapyard
>job is to wreck shit
>eventually master the art of epic wrecking
>become master of rekt threads

>>729585712
more then meets the fat fuck that eat the ground that looks like a fattest banana you've ever seen

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>>729586722
>that's not a rekt, it's a rekt

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>>729587014
Ha, that reminds me I took this picture a week or so ago. Maybe if they posted signs like this in Russia or China, it would make a difference.

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>>729587939
Now why tf would it display sideways like that? The phone was upright when I took it and I did not play with any rotation settings. Just shrunk it a bit. wtf

>>729584024
Déjà vu!

>>729589023
dem combos

>>729589567
What is the back story.

>>729586722
How do I get that job? Looks awesome as fuck

>>729587939
Where was this taken? It looks exactly like the crosswalks directions here in Edmonton.

>>729589928
>rekt softly

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>>729589912
Sauce in metadata

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>>729590201
LA. EXIF data intact.

>>729590622
This is actually kinda depressing,

>>729582477
that spit tho

>>729583440
sauce pls

>>729590622
This is how old women are in Asian countries, they think they can do whatever they want just because they're old.

If that shit hole country is just, the driver walked free with no charges

>>729582447
That pose, at least he died with style.

>>729590622
Your titles are so cancerous. Hope to see you off yourself in the next rekt thread.

>>729584113
Forgot how to car

>>729583484
Dude, that's too far

>>729591649
>women in the workforce

this is why i dont hire women

>>729581766
OPs video happened 7 years ago. Huh

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>>729592293

>>729585803
"Compact Only" my ass

>>729583484
FAKE! He folds his right thumb into his palm and it looks as if its been removed but its not. That is the thumb from his left hand, which is folded into his fingers.

>>729589567
Are those zombies?

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>>729594265
No.

>>729582654
AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOLOLOLOL!!!

>>729582084
wtf happened?

>>729595330
Why are they running at the guys with the guns? Only zombies do that.

>>729582447
>afternoon tea

>>729597036
a machete isn't a gun

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>>729583484

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>>729597036
sauce in metadata

Does any one have the one where the guy is getting fucked by a high heel and he bleeds everywhere

>>729597179
The guys with machetes are running at the guys with guns.

>>729597294
oh sorry I thought you were reffering to the last webm.

>>729597491
kek. Asians have a weird style of violence.

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>>729582084
Columbine is pussy shit man. No one even fired a round in that clip.

>>729597259
I love how everyone else just keeps walking slowly instead of go checking if she's still alive or atleast trying to catch the plate number from that truck.

This has to be on an Asian shithole for sure.

>>729596908
From what I can recall they had made a makeshift bomb out of a propane tank and left it in the cafeteria. The plan was to wait til it detonated, killing almost everyone in the cafeteria and many in the library directly above. Then as the remaining students and staff evacuated, they'd stand outside the doors mowing them down. They never even planned to enter the building. If their plan worked they would have killed hundreds.

So when it didn't go off they went in and took some potshots at the propane tank. What you see is a small fire where the tank is.

>>729582082
kekd

>>729598510
that's why it's illegal to ride a bike without a helmet in civilized countries.

>>729582082
This

>>729582082
KEK

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>>729597634
>Clip

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>>729591649
oh christ, it's bad enough it falls on her but then when he tries to roll of she gets all tangled up... jesus

>>729598774
What do you mean, so that people can take unnecessary risks thinking the helmet gives them godmode?
It's ridicilous. 99% of accidents could be avoided by not being a complete fucking idiot
>speeding
>not watching where you're going
>not watching what's coming your way
>not following the fucking rules

This is the ultimate rekt it made my wife divorce me
https://vimeo.com/210862415

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>>729598961
What are you saying?

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>>729598961

>>729582654
Shit legit almost happened to me getting a bull into a pen.

>>729597212
Can you please link the video??

>>729583395
goddamn I love that movie so much

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>>729583484

>>729585615
savage

>>729582224
Lol, 1% fucker got what he deserved

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>>729598774
I'd guess in countries with tax-paid healthcare. If I'm gonna pay for your injuries, you better wear a suit of armor 24/7.

>>729599015
Accidents are inevitable, that's why they are called accidents, shithead. Haven't you learned anything from this threads nigger? You could be a victim from a bad driver and wearing a helmet could save your life. Now, I know this one was just pure stupidity but it doesn't change the fact that if he would've been wearing a helmet his chances of survival would be a lot higher.

>>729585665
BLACK LIFES MATTER!

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>>729599127
It is a major contender for my favorite Coen bros film. As a grizzled horror fan, I found Chigurh more frightening than 98% of shit you see in horror.

>>729585464
I think this is the more appropriate situation for
"Nico! Let's go bowling!"

>>729584024
Idiot slowing down in middle lane to cause another accident

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>>729599647
No shit. What the fuck was he doing?

>>729599780
he's a rubbernecking faggot

>>729585615
I don't know this guy. I don't know his relationship with these sheep. I don't know what he was doing in the middle of them. But there is something about the way he looks when he yells for help that makes this oddly satisfying.

>>729586605
Too much Darwin for one webm

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Here's one.

>>729589023
ULTRAAAA COMBOOOOOO

>>729583484
MODS!! https://discord.gg/k3mgn8b

>>729599780
what a fucking asshole driver I hope his ass is rotting in jail, you can see at the bottom there's at least three people crossing the street, and he isn't slowing the fuck down any mile.

You can't really blame that poor kid.

>>729589928
That's a pretty intense match of musical chairs.

>>729589928
This is like one of those picture books you read as a child that had a huge slightly changing picture and you could focus on different aspects of that one picture every time you read it

>>729590423
classic

>>729590423
>>729590622
Honestly when you walk diagonally across a street like that, you completely deserve that. Especially when they aren't even looking for traffic.

>>729591649
Next I bet they tried lifting it off of her.

>>729595862
They never do...

>>729592522
Was probably the manager.

I.E. didn't know jack shit about anything aside from what was on paper.

>>729599343
>t. Sharp mc.Edgelord

>>729582224

Never take your shoes off in a knife fight.

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>>729600554
Object circled in red nullifies your whole argument.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49trwKam1Js

>>729589023
>>729582654

I'm just gonna say it: bullfighting and bullriding are the most stupid activities known to man, other than UFC.

>>729598961
>clip
>as in segment of video

>>729589567
>>729589912

https://www.reddit.com/r/watchpeopledie/comments/61rv61/cult_members_with_machetes_bulletproof_amulets_vs/

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>>729601107
If that is edgy to you, I suggest never leaving the house.

>>729601170
People should be happy the world ain't filled with shitheads like you

>>729583278

he already had seven kids.

>>729591902
Retarded bikers, they have more double standards than fucking feminists, I swear...

>>729601170
how do you know he had a greenlight? also, does that mean that gives me the right to be speeding a crosswalk disregarding my and other people's security?

Fucking retard.

>>729601363
He's the kind of shithead that becomes content for a rekt thread.

>>729599273
shop owner is the 1% ?

Are you fucking retarded nigger?

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>>729601363
I take it you are not a big proponent of personal responsibility. It's ok, go to your safe space.

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>>729601620
I inferred it because of the woman waiting for the light to change to cross, and the people in the crosswalk are hurrying to get out of the car's way.

>>729601656
Dude, chill

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>>729601107
Leave this website

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>>729601623
Explain pls. I criticize idiots for getting hit due to not being safe all day long.

>>729601848
maybe she's waiting for a taxi, killing time, waiting for the bus, a number of reasons, you can clearly see there are 5 people in total crossing the street in those 9 seconds.

Also, if people are hurrying to get out of the car's way it's maybe because they realize that fucker isn't slowing down when he should, even if he had a greenlight. You can't make a good enough of a excuse for that asshole.

>>729591649
This made me lol. I am obviously doomed morally

>>729585615
DAT RAM absolutely pastes him into the asphalt!

>>729599273
> 1%
Sore loser. Some niggers just hate being niggers.

>>729601363
No, we should be sad, it's filled with people who have the same attitude as you.

Everyone can jaywalk, run red lights, speed, anything. But if everyone would do that, it would be total chaos. It's this you faggots fail to understand, but you are just fucking entitled cunts with the mentality "I can do that, why not? He will slow down, he surely doesn't want to hit me, it doesn't matter I'm in the wrong. Fuck it, I'll even try to dash thru, I can't wait 2 seconds for him to pass safely. It's my right, he's holding me up!!!"

KYS

>>729601202
Man you must be a pussy

>>729602152
Dude, do you even have a license?

>woman waiting for light to go green
>other side is green, cars going

Do you even drive?

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>>729602152
Fair enough. Can't say either way who had the legal right of way.

>>729599780
Should have looked both ways. In Dubai for instance, the car has right of way.

>>729601081
I kinda feel like "don't stand under a several ton forklift as it's tipping over" doesn't need to be explicitly stated.

>>729599171
thats actually pretty fucking disturbing

>>729601170
Kid should still have looked both ways.

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>>729603097
Not sure about VC, but the rule of the road in NY was "Cross when you can. Don't get hit." Makes so much more sense and is so much safer for everyone than giving the peds the legal right of way.

>>729600554
>>729599780
If you watch the fucker carefully, he actually swerves to make sure he hits the kid

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>>729603256
That was my point.

>>729602875
I have, that's why I know you should be slowing down (not to mention speeding) when approaching any crosswalk, specially if you see people crossing the street even if they shouldn't.

Do you live in a third world shithole? because that shit isn't legal where I live.

Does anybody have the one of that guy in the car wash getting tangled up in one of the giant spinning things?

>>729602007
He looked both ways but by the time he did it, it was too late.

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>>729603401
Can't leave him alive to sue, now, can he?

>>729603401
I'm not so sure. You see him swerve but it looks more like he instinctively swerves to avoid then realizes he swerved too quickly and goes the other way to correct.

>>729602908
It is rexommended to walk your bike access crosswalks

>>729581766
no mods on /vp/
whadda ya say we go and make some noise

>>729582654
Great job supporting the necks guys

>>729602875
do you? I mean, you act like speeding your way through a bussy crosswalk it's perfectly justifiable.

>>729601181
wtf is this youtube channel anon?

>>729603337
And now youre dead, retard

>>729599015
>What do you mean, so that people can take unnecessary risks thinking the helmet gives them godmode?
Are you retarded?

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>>729603401
It's the normal reaction, trying to avoid the kid. If you watch closely, the kid slows down momentarily, then tries to run even faster. So following your logic, maybe the kid was doing it on purpose?

swjs on /b/ not ever going outside is showing very hard now, but I guess the safe space is ok for you

You have to look both ways before you cross, even if you have a green light. This is not how you should be crossing.

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>>729589023

>>729603430
It sucks that it happens but many if not all could have been avoided if they looked both ways. I get angry when people expect drivers to slow down as if it were an automatic thing. They could be as unattentive as the pedestrian.

>>729585744
lucky that bitch could run

>>729603256
He should, that doesn't mean he's to blame, you can clearly see he was speeding. People at the bottom of the screen were aware of him, that's the only reason he didn't killed more people. Driver is to blame, period.

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>>729582477
>>729582936
holy shit of course it's fake you dumb fucking niggers

I can't believe I keep expecting to find some tiny fleeting hope of intelligence on this board

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>>729586330
FILE NAME

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>>729603754
Yep. It's not s crossride or a sideride...

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>>729599273
Go to bed and get a job you faggot, no one loves you because you don't do shit with your life. Being on 4chan at 1 AM. Go to bed.

>>729604547
That whole part of the world could do with some very simple drivers education courses.

>>729589567
This is what happens when you watch too much anime

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>>729604128
I am not.

It's always just the same shit in these threads. Enjoy this kids

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iazTQVi1CEE

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>>729599273

>>729603440
see the pic
>>729604189
Driver's line of sight is blocked, as is the kid's. I bet you slow down at every crosswalk, when there is one in every hundred meters.

>>729604111
That's a busy crosswalk for you? Cute. And no, don't try to put words into my mouth. My point is that even if the light is green, this is not how a pedestrian should be approaching a crosswalk either.

>>729598975
she was already dead when it came down.

>>729604730
Best old guy ever

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>>729604493
>Driver is to blame, period.
IF he had a red light, he is legally in the wrong. The kid would still be alive if he had looked before crossing. Driver had zero time to react to the kid since he ran right out in front of him. Being legally in the right doesn't count for much when you're dead.

>>729604610
Nice.

>>729582082
im mexican and this gets me every time

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>>729599343
This dude obviously didn't play Stuntman on PS2

>>729603337
if you're a pedestrian always assume cars the right of way you'll be much more attentive and safer.

>>729603440

Hey wash the sand from your cunt.

If it's light-controlled crosswalk, there's no requirement to slow down on a green.

>>729587939
I don't get how people can not understand something so simple even if they've never seen it before, the other day I was driving home and two lights in a row a couple dumbasses were crossing when I had a green

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>>729591467
why is this so funny to me

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>>729603337
always make eye contact with the driver, idiot.

>>729603440
are you retarded? crosswalks only show you where to cross it's still your responsiblity as a pedestrian to make sure no cars are coming and it's safe not the drivers responsibility to watch out for you

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>>729605388
You did read what I wrote, right?

>>729589567
The first dude is dumb but still such a badass, he just keeps swinging his blade and charging while getting shot.

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>>729605458
It's the cheek waggle.

>>729582477
FAke and gay.

>>729605003
>I bet you slow down at every crosswalk, when there is one in every hundred meters.
I do, and you should too, don't be an irresponsable driver. Also, you can tell there isn't any crosswalk 100 meters back from that point of view, you don't get to accelerate at that kind of speed whitin a hundred meter unless you're racing, which is illegal.

>That's a busy crosswalk for you? Cute.
Any crosswalk with more than three people crossing it at any time is considered a busy crosswalk by anyone's standars with a little bit of awareness. Look at the other side of the street you can clearly tell by that traffic jam those are busy hours.

>My point is that even if the light is green, this is not how a pedestrian should be approaching a crosswalk either.
Four people walking normally and a kid being kid running down the street. The kid for sure had it coming! I'm I right? fucking disgusting. That car almost hit the other pedestrians aswell, were they approaching the crosswalk incorrectly?

How did YOU managed to get a driver's licence?

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>>729605047
fucking family sitting around encouraging this behavior, no wonder there is a disproportionate amount of blacks in jail.

>>729605062
I would rather be morally wrong and still alive, than morally right and dead.

I assume every driver is a fucktard.

>>729604493
it's a road not a sidewalk if you're walking on it it's responsibility to watch for and avoid cars you get hit it's your fault you got hit period. because car verses pedestrian the car will always win

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>>729605673
this isnt reddit.
anon, faggot.

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>>729605927
You voted for Hilary, didn't you?

>>729605670
That's were you're terribly wrong. It's your responsabilty as a driver to obey the speed limit and slow down when approaching a crosswalk, even if you don't see anyone crossing the street. In this case there were 3 more people crossing the street at the same time and they almost got hit aswell because driver was speeding and he didn't care to watch for pedestrians.

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>>729606150
>slow down when approaching a crosswalk
Cite VC pls. Any US state will do.

>>729605948
This. Who are these fucktards running across roads assuming cars will see them and be able to stop

You can always tell what kind of a shithole that's happening in based on whether or not anyone actually bothers to try to help the poor sod.

>>729605993
Pedestrians had the right of way, do you see those white stripes on the floor? he was speeding, and didn't care enough to hit the breaks, end of story.

>>729605927
>don't be an irresponsable driver.
I'm not irresponsible by any means.

>Also, you can tell there isn't any crosswalk 100 meters back from that point of view...
I was generally speaking to you.

>you don't get to accelerate at that kind of speed
Acceleration is regulated nowhere, speed is.

>Any crosswalk with more than three people crossing
Out of curiosity, what's your "label" for crosswalks where 50+ people are waiting to cross?

>Look at the other side of the street you can clearly tell by that traffic jam those are busy hours.
It seems more like construction work to me, but whatever.

>a kid being kid
I never did this as a kid, not even without parental supervision, you know why? Because I have been taught this simple rule of survival. Traffic lights can fail, brakes on vehicles can fail, being in the right does not make you invincible.

How triggered are you? I never said it was the kid's fault, I only stated it could have been easily avoided. I'll go even as far as it's the parent's fault for not teaching the poor kid.

>>729605062
what are you talking about? did you watch the same webm I watched? look at the people down the screen crossing the road, he had plenty of time to react and hit the breaks for them which could have avoided hitting the child completely. Stop deffending bad drivers. Kids don't know any better but could've been anyone judging by the speed he was going.

>>729602152
Until we don't know what color the light was, everyone is guilty or innocent.

>>729583484
sick fuck

>>729589928
kek

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>>729606990
He didn't need to brake as the people in the crosswalk were getting out of his way. Even if he did brake for them, he still would have likely hit the kid. If the light was green I would certainly not vote to convict the driver were I on the jury for that indecent.

>>729606293
why'd she dive headfirst for the wheel?

also, awesome decapitation

>>729606293
>shit happens

>>729607425
The reflection in the windshield of the bobblehead makes me kek

>>729582316
Kek

>>729606854
The kid died because he wasn't educated enough to be aware of his surroundings, we can agree on that. That's the reason both of us made it to adults. The thing is, as responsible adults, we must understand that kids arenn't fully developed yet, they still might be learining how to cross a road safely. That's why we are responsible of their safety when behind the wheel. Driver should've known better, not only for that kid's safety, but also for everyone elses.

>inb4 T..Triggered!
>v.. voted Hillary!

Fuck off.

>>729582654
>Quick!
>Move his spine!

>>729599171
Fml

>>729608126
Ohhh god

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>>729599551

>>729589928
What kind of gas does that?

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>>729608875
Nervous gas.

>>729608126
OH SHIT NIGGER THATS FUCKING NASTY! GOD THIS IS WHY I FUCKING HATE WOMEN

>>729582477
sauce?

>>729608065
>That's why we are responsible of their safety

Same scenario, driver going the speed limit, kid still dies. Still blaming the driver?

Sell your car, buy a donkey. You could fuck it sometimes.

>>729585712
how do you trip on flat pavement did she have a stroke or something

>>729609197
This is a facsimile of a real event and a visual falsehood

>>729582082

Carlos.jpg

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>>729606749
confusing law of man vs law of physics

"right of way"
7,000lb truck vs 180lb human

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>>729609038
quick go to the store and get some marshmellows

>>729582224
BJJ game weak

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>>729610396

>>729599171
Love this man!

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>>729610326
THANK YOU. Jesus, it's as if some people don't realize how easy it is and how little energy it takes for a person to stop walking for a beat and let a vehicle go by, vs. how much energy it takes for a 3500 lb car to decelerate from 45MPH to 0, and back up to 45 again. It's a big gap.

>>729609908

story ?

>>729610562
He probably got free coffee from workers after that for weeks. And it is how it should be.

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the view this bus drive musta had.

>>729589928
HAHAHAHA best thing iv seen, have any more or sauce?

>>729607790
>why'd she dive headfirst for the wheel?
what type of nigger babble is that she tripped had no control trying to collect herself fell and died nearly a second after

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>>729610980
sauce in metadata

How pussy is /b/ in 2017? Where's the Stevie Steve video?

>>729602007
Literally could have made that anyway...

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>>729609038

>>729582224
first thing he pulls out of the draw is a handgu, who stashes their pistol next to the cash ffs.

>>729609908
what a way to go

>>729601315
I'm glad that filthy rice eater got fucked, who the hell walks out on a highway and forces cars to stop.

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>>729601181


eviscerate your pancreas with salad tongs

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>>729611152
Posted in the last hour itt.

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>>729611152
knowing about it yet NOT posting it yourself.
fucking millennial wants everything done for them.

>>729582477
Looks super fake but made me laugh.
Dat spit

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smoking kills

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>>729610562
Holy shit was that satisfying

>>729585712
every god damn time

Aleks Jones wrecked

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ew08fGm5nPg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0tBjT8IxUw
old but gold

>>729589567
cs go silvers be like

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>>729611457
what is with these fucking chinks and dropping flam stuff or firecrackers down with explosive gas under the streets to fight Godzilla

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>>729611429

>>729610562
Old security guard, surprised, off balance, still hit the target with his first shot, then follows up with a few. Kudos.

>>729582654
Just make sure to let the neck hang loose

>>729609871
why chinese ppl are like the worst kind of humam?

>>729606293
an hero if ever i saw one, brave brave anon bravo

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>>729611816

>>729591773
UNDERRATED POST LMAO

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The Brave and The Bold

>>729592687
If you look carefully, you notice he had already run over somebody else

>>729588157
looks like the other motorbike driver goes in pusrsuit

>>729611152
See
>>729609197

>>729583440
This looks so fucking satisfying

>>729590622

I'm glad that bitch died.

She was walking in the MIDDLE of a BUSY street. I would've been mad if one driver got into an accident for trying to not hit that old bitch.

>>729585803
>No wake zone
>No brake zone

>>729611983
his head explodes like a watermelon!

*most of mine are over 2mb :(

>>729603430
>stupid cunt expecting the train to stop

our gene pool is stronger with her gone

>>729611355
The show must go on!

>>729611637
they don't know the sewer line is explosive

>>729612026
instant asian face lift, burn off wrinkle

>>729612633
typical retarded dog owners

Resident Evil 5 was Based on a True Story

>>729611150
Jesus talk about a close call

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>>729612345
Think she was just unaware of it until the last second.

>>729611355
Why the fuck would they continue, just how conditioned are they?!

>>729582477
Anyone got a name for the girl?

>>729605670
Pedestrians always have the right of way you mong

>>729610326
praise kek

>>729606293
Here you go faggot.

http://www.ncsl.org/research/transportation/pedestrian-crossing-50-state-summary.aspx

Buy a car then talk shit

>>729610662
it looks like she was using it in self-defense, cops fucked up

>>729610877
>gr8 file name m8 8/8

>>729612889
Not a single one of them gave so much as a single glance.

>>729598510
This one really isn't as bad as it could have been. I'll bet he survived with minimal injuries. I hope it was negligence that caused him to do this, though..

>>729613319
falls for propaganda like a good chump

>>729613319
Point out where it says to slow for an empty crosswalk.

>>729613630
>Hits someone in an empty crosswalk.

k.