Im bored lads

>>729581749
use it to cut a sharpie in half
then stick one half in your pooper and swallow the other half (make sure you film eating it)

>>729581749
Castrate yourself

>>729581880
reroll

>>729581749
Cut your dick and post pics

>>729581749
slit your neck

Op here, not doing an hero by the way

>>729581891
roll

Almost reggreting this but well, its /b/, lets go

Cum on your neighbors door knob

Put it away and go on with your life

Chop off dick

>>729582154
Did it on my neighbours door handle during nye already but wont mind doing it again at all

slit your wrists then your neck, down the road not across the street

Batman is dead, BURY IT.

>>729582254
Reroll

>>729582445
ARE YOU FUCKING MY ASS

Shove it up your butt

>>729581749
cut some sharp cheddar and put on club crackers. Quads get bologna and hot sauce to go with
PS FUCK THESE CAPTCHA BITCHES MAKING ME CLICK 15 TIMES ON GD STREET NUMBERS

>>729582262

Hmm..

Make a cocktail consisting of shit, puke, cum, piss, snot, ect

And splatter it across the neighbors door

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>>729581749
bamboozle a bunch of people on 4chan

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Pic related

>>729582590
this tbh

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>>729582370
No. Does leg count?

>>729582606
Roll

Knife In Ass, Go Deep

Cut up some carrots, eat them.

>>729582791
Already ate all the food i had on me fridge :/

Deepthroat the knife blade

>>729582888

We've got a winner

>>729582888
OH FUCK BOIS

>>729582888
WINRAR

>>729582888
WOOO

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Update on leg kek

Shove the handle in your ass then cut whatever food you have in your kitchen, then shove the handle of a spatula in your ass and serve it on a plate, then eat the food, film it all and post it.

>>729582888
Shit, i guess im fucked
Op here btw, nice trips... hold on a while and i post the picture

>>729583041
WOOO x 2

Stab your tv with it

Use knife to demand a "quads decide" instead.

OPs going to be a fag. You boys wait for it. I'm out.

dont hurt yourself :(

>>729583356
Too l8 m8

>>729583041
Dont die op

>>729581749
Five finger roulette. Record it. Post link. You have to sing the song as well.

>>729581749
Kill yourself.
/thread

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Op here, im cleaning the blood from my leg first even if no trips... will deliver in a while, hold on you fat fucks

cut off your pinkie toe

>>729583742
can you make an incision on the hole of your penis?

Cut your penis lengthwise along the urethra

>>729584034
agreed

Its not that easy, i feel the blade so bad because its so sharp

Please skin out your testicles

>>729584060
pro life tip : break the knife blade off and just put the handle in your mouth

Cut some fruit

Draw with your blood and deliver if you survive.

Stab the wall

>>729584523
this

Throw knife at tv

>>729584523
Draw a penis with your blood OP

>>729581749
shove knife up cock; eat the shredded cock; use the shitty blade to eat the knife. the shredded cock will pooper your shitty blade. the shoved knife will cock your pooper with his big dick cums.

>>729584523
Roll for this

>>729584523
Bump

Cum on knife

>>729584870
This

>>729584764
re reill

>>729584967
we wole

>>729584523
I for one vote for this guys idea

Cum on the knife and put it in the microwave

Roll: delete this thread :)

>>729585117
Rolling for this

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Cut Trump on your chest

>>729585117
Rollio

>>729585066
Rerollin

Just did it, OP here by the way. Trying to blur my face now

>>729585117
>>729585066
Rollin

Cut the inside of your eyelid

>>729585033
TRI{S

Use yhat knife to prepare yourself a nice meal

>>729585614
This

sit on it, blade up

cut dick

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>>729585975

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>>729585975

>>729585590
Cut your face off. Saw it in movie. He cut his face off. It was called face off. That would solve your problem. Then you could walk around not worrying about being a fag because everyone would be screaming that you cut your face off.

>>729585975
shove it up your dickhole

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>>729585975

>>729586148
>>729586147
Do these NOW

Why is my blood not runny as i should be as usual and it looks like lumps?

>>729581749
sit on it blade up

>>729583523
5 finger fillet
DUMBASS

>>729586304
Post Pic

cut your dick head with said knife

>>729586435
roll

Take knife, carve dildo out of chair leg, stick chair dildo in ass

>>729585975
You spent all that time deep throating a knife handle. What a fag. You should cut your face off now. You don't want to be seen in public as the faggoty OP who deep throats shit because the Internet tells him to. Face off. Good movie. Now do it.

Someone call 911.

We have another idiot.

kill urself

>>729586661
>666
devil trips op kys

>>729586650
Oh, the autism... zoom the pic in kek

The cutting pics arent from OP, they are old. He took picture of knife with note written in similar pen.

>>729586797
Prove it then

handwriting is different

make a salad

eat a crayon

>>729587589
Raddish salad is ok? Its all i have left now

>>729585975
GG op, i'm the one who got dem trips

>>729587789
do it but put ketchup on it instead of ranch

>>729581749
cut your ankles

Take phone
Cut in half
Post proof

>>729581749
cut your big toe

cut a nail off

>>729581749
cut your middle finger

>>729581749
cut your elbow, deep.

>>729581749
cut a good inscision into your knee, particularly left.

>>729581749
cut some onions

>>729581749
nude pics plox

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>>729588497
cut your index finger

>>729581749
Go to bed.

go to bed

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>>729588647
cut your wrist

>>729588743
CUT YOUR FUCKING DICK

cut your hair
>>729581749

>>729581749
end it all /b/tard, cut your wrist. deep.

cut your anus

Cut your timestamp in 2
Post new timestamp

cut your bicep

>>729581749
use the knife to pry the keys off of your keyboard

cut your finger off

cut the line connecting your tounge and throat.

>>729589330
reroll

Circumcise yourself and if you already are then make a small slit on your tip so every time you piss it burns like a motherfucker

break the knife and swallow the smallest piece

>>729589386
Re-roll

cut your hard part of your thumb. dominant hand.

>>729581749
cut a satanic message into the wall

Balance knife on head

SHARPIE IN POOPER

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>>729588016
Found some red onions and dill, no ketchup nor mayo but all i have home now is raddishes, red onions and dill with strong vinegar

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cut your tounge

cut an apple

>>729588016
Also, almost nobody here knows what ranch is

>>729589806
now eat it with the knife

You're a hero! Cut your left thumb please

>>729581749
Don't do it

>>729589938
Too late mate

>>729589941
I lost my left thumb when i was 5, good try though

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>>729585975
op delivers

Dildo self with sharp end

I'd love to kneel in front of you.. licking your blood... Please cut your thumb..

Ok then cut another Finger ;)

>>729590963
He said trips, learn how to read ffs

>>729588870 j

Go sleep

Okay I got it... don't get mad ^^

... but..hell I love sucking bloody thumbs!

.. excites me... my pussy likes it!

Hot.

Roll for trips

>>729581749
Kill someone.

>>729594531
again

>>729594571
and again

>>729594631
one more

Cut Your boyfirend`s dick

Put it back in the drawer and go to bed

>>729581749
Fap then go to sleep

Cut your sack

>>729595988
What sack

>>729596965
Ballz

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Gods speed OP. An OP finally delivers

>>729581749
Cut yourself and add some pepper to the inside of your wound
Record yourself doing it

>>729599669
Reroll

>>729599669

>>729599669
So close

Go to a crowded area naked and chase people around with the knife saying that you'll razzle dazzle them

>>729599999
wew lad

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>>729599999
nice quints.

CHOP UP SOME MOTHER FUCKING ONIONS

>>729599999
Holy nigger dicks I didn't expect quints

>>729600051
facebook live stream it
if doubles you go to sleep

>>729599999
XD

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Stop fapping over snapchat > Snapchat--y--me can help you tonight!

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>>729599999

>>729599999
QUINTS HAVE SPOKEN

>>729599999
For /b/ legends, you must

>>729599999
Must be delivered, OP!

must be on video somehow

just go and kill someone, livestream it if you can too

i think he is just a fag and wont deliver

>>729599999
I sense 4chan getting blamed for something on the news tomorrow...

Wtf kinda thread did I just stumble into..
Fuck /b/, you're never boring.

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newfags never deliver, abandon thread, op had his chance and wasted it
>>729601382
>>729601439

>>729601382
These things take time, lets just wait and see. OP will be a based legend if he delivers

>>729599999
witnessed

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nudes to wait for op

>>729601654
Faceless nudes do nothing for me.

>>729599999
Mein Gott

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>>729601706

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>>729601787
name included in filename?

>>729601941
i dont play the bs of begging for attention to give out names

did the op in another thread earlier who told he was gonna tattoo something on him deliver?

Screencap this shit, lads.

OP is kill

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Include me in the screencap m'laddy

quints were wasted for nothing

op is a faggot

>>729599999
Fuuuuuck

>>729602355
OP here, im no kill

you no what?

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>>729603810
Then do it nigger

>>729603810
then deliver fag

>>729603810
b8, sage this shit

Slice something

Op is a faggot

>>729604399
as dubs commands, also, kill yourself OP

>>729581749
make a sandwich

>>729581749
Remove a fingernail, please.

put in blender

>>729604598
reroll

put it back where you got it.

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>>729599999
top kek

>>729586772
thats not trips you new faggot

>>729586650
>You don't want to be seen in public as the faggoty OP who deep throats shit because the Internet tells him to.
you're probably the same faggot who bitches about OPs not delivering. cunt

B8m8

>>729604868
and you're OP, you nigger faggot

OP is being a pussy

>>729605954
probably i busy cumming on the blade lol

OP here, you all just got trolled lol.

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>>729606349
LOL xDDDDDDD u sure got us :3

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Faggot OP

>>729581749
Are you same OP that was gonna rub PB on his dick? If so, do it

>>729581749
Stick underneath your nail and RIP OFF YOUR FUCKING FINGERNAIL

>>729606831
reroll

>>729606831
roll

>>729606831
rollo

>>729606831
pls

>>729606831
rolling

https://discord.gg/tdQMenn

>>729581749
Make dinner.
cut onions, garlic, beef
cook in pan till tasty
put over noodles.

>>729606831
Reroll

>>729581749
wash the knife and put it away, faggot.

Op is out looking for a crowded place at night.
Thats pretty hard.

>>729581749
Skin your own penis live on facebook.

>>729581749
Make a three inch cut from your anus up your back.

>>729581749
Cut garlic julienne style then put slivers of it down your urethra.

>>729581749
Blunt the blade and then write BLUNT LOL on it so that the next person has to sharpen it and gets bummed out for having to do so.

>>729600483

>tfw anon gets v& for a shitpost when OP actually does it

>>729608619

Damn that's a good one

>>729608619
mommy

Is OP dead?

>>729608619
>bong

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>>729581965
>>729581891
DO THIS

>>729609388

I feel bad if he is dead.. not because he's dead, because I wanted him to deliver more

Hurry up OP and stop being dead

>>729602400
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kOX-qE6Ka4&ab_channel=MaximBady

>>729582888
Winrar

Bamp

>>729611898
it's over, anon. just let it rest in peace now.

>>729612045
asdfg

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>>729599999

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>>729613524
DISREPTFUL

DISREEEESPECTFUL

THE NERVE OF SOME PEOPLE

>>729581880
Good fun right there

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>>729613711

Thread is dead? D':

cut LQ

please dont let this thread die
>OP is a fag

test

test2

test3

>>729581749
cut a Pepe into your arm

>>729581749
cut a Pepe into your arm 2

Fly to England and take over the city of Norwich with a gun and 3 bullets.

>>729581749
Slash your parents or your car's tires

>>729581749
throw this $3 knife out of your window, and go buy a good one for at least +70 bucks.

>>729617210
first roll

>>729617210
roll.

>>729617210
ok, last roll

this thread had no fucking right to be alive for 8 god damn hours lol