YLYL

>>729575782
reply to this or 42 big black men will run a train on you tonight.

>>729575975
>>729575782

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAamBarmc8A

& fuck you

>>729575782
i dont understand the whole reply by blah blah shite.

Is this funny to you? Do people actually get concerned??

I only replied to notify you that this content is shite, not because I'm superstitious. I'm actually intelligent (receiving my bachelors in EE next semester)

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>>729576538
Almost lost.

>>729575782
this has got to be the least i have ever seen that coming

>>729577083
lmao captcha comics are the best

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>>729577135
Here! Another one!

>>729577083
goddamn i miss the old captchas, they're so fucking gay now

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>>729575975
I am sure this counts as a "likewise post"

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Don't go in without protection!

>>729577505
I'm so tired of street signs and cars, but I resent this place to much to pay.

>>729576442
>>729576642

lost

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Poop

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https://youtu.be/L6aAEmlQrhg

>>729578009
same. its fucking infuriating when you clearly select the correct boxes yet it makes you do it 4 more fucking times anways

>>729576642
GOD DAMMIT it gets me every fucking time. I always think it's some sort of marble design. Shit.

>>729576839
Fuck lost

>>729578187
I know this struggle :'(

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>>729578244
Kek

Lost Looks Like OP's Mom

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One of my favorites

Fuk

>>729578098
/thread

>>729575782
Remember those old NatGeo covers of people around the world doing weird shit, and articles of them eating snake skin so they can get a boner? Now it's america's turn.

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>>729575782

>be me
>work at a mental hospital on the east side of city
>regular job, pays the bills
>about 10 or so patients that I'm close to regularly
>they all know my name
>typically enjoy my company because other nurses are cold, old bitches
>hand out snacks to the patients and shit behind their backs
>job isn't too bad
>next day a 14 year old kid is wheeled in, throwing a tantrum and restrained.
>apparently he has a severe case of depression and anxiety, as he was screaming at his parents and family the night before
>I thought stuff like that was normal at his age
>oh well
>day after they try to integrate him into the curriculum
>hasn't calmed down
>"Hey man, hows it going?"
>...
>this goes on for three days
>hasn't eaten a thing
>I naturally try to pass him some snacks every once in a while
>talk to the other nurses about him, they say that hes really anti-social and likes to stay to himself
>I find out that he's fluctuating in his sexual orientation and is getting backlash for it
>makes sense i guess
>I take a look in his room in passing one day
>this mother fucker is masturbating
>ate all the snacks finally but
>is using the banana peel to get off
>doesn't see me, so I just leave and let it be a little perturbed
>apparently he also did it a lot at home too when his parents weren't home or he'd sneak into a room in the basement and watch gay porn
>his dad found out through the search history
>over hear other nurses talking about him
>they also saw him doing some unhealthy things with fruit
>decide to try to talk to this kid
>asked the nurses who handled him more closely if I could talk to him
>knock on his door
>"Can, I come in and talk for a second?"
>he yells loudly
>REEEEEEEE
>"whoa man calm d-"
>he was upset that I interrupted his masturbating, which I was surprised went on for so long so often
>I leave again and ask the nurse his name so I can begin the befriending process
>"Oh, thats just Anon, but his family just calls him OP."

>>729577779
thx

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>>729578577
some one say boner?

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>>729578926
Someone post a boner pic?

I tried and Failed...
OP is a fucking Fagger

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Dammit gets worse
>>729579082

>>729578098
Lost

>>729579569

Autistic Sewing

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>>729579569

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>>729579700
Looks Like an Autistic Mushroom

>>729579809
I have that same bedspread!

>>729577779
ic

>>729578799
lost

>>729580105
I use to...Got a new one now....

>>729579809
TBH it reminds me of an asparagus.

>>729576252
I am purposefully not responding to the post above this one I'm responding to because I sincerely hope 42 big black men will run a train on me tonight.

>>729575782
fuck

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>>729580108

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>>729577083

>>729575782
gtj

>>729578370
I've heard of I fucked her leg off but damn

>>729580206
Take you mememaster trophy and go on vacation

>>729578098
Why the FUCK did I lose to this

>>729575782
lost

>>729575782
gook

>>729578799

screencap this somebody

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>>729580586

>>729580586
Kys

>>729577284
A fucking classic. Lost hard.

>>729577400
This is a laugh/lose thread not solid fucking agreement/lose thread.

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>>729580795

>>729580824
more like fucked up cinnamon bun

>>729575782
reply

>>729575782
fuck

>>729580795
Is that Brave Browser? Tf is wrong with you

Wait for it....

>>729575782
Clever girl

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There ya go faggots

>>729575782

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11qHsqzXJJI

>>729575782
kek

>>729581120
Bitch gets just the tip

>>729581120
would've been better if it was rape

>>729581028
No ads

>>729577779
You deserved 5 repeating numbers for this post, but alas, Kek has denied you.

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>>729577352
Did we ever get that picture?

>>729575782
FUCK
>>729575975
YOU

>>729581202
How the fuck you know its not...what she gonna do run away....Push you off her?

>>729581120

>>729581209
Faggot. Get naked Browser. Also get Clover. No one browses from phones using browsers anymore. The fuck dude? You're personally offending me rn

>>729581320
Kek Lost

>>729576748
Autism incarnate

>>729575782
F

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>>729578496
I like yr style stranger

>>729581320
her face would've been one of pure agony if it was rape lel

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>>729581360
I'm also watching late night with Jimmy Fallon

>>729575782
>>729575975
Fuck

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>>729580824
... lord forgive me for this one ....


T H I Q Q E

>>729577779
m

>>729577779
Thanks

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>>729581573
I'm also watching you watch late night with Jimmy Fallon

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>>729580795
thanx fam

>>729575782
I dont get it

>>729575782
>>729575975
Skrt

Reply to this post or your mum gets melted at.midnight.

>>729576442

Kek

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*blocks your path*

>>729582274
implying that he can block

>>729578009
I hate the "skip" ones.

>>729581865
It won't worked I'm immune you stinky smelly faggot

>>729577779
Thanks

>>729575975
Test

k

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>>729582274

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>>729582235
Oh my fucking God.

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>>729575782

>>729575975
>>729575782
oh

>>729575782
YOU MOTHERFUCKER

>>729582671
Fuck lost

>>729577779
nearly quints

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The post below mine.will be dubs

>>729582998
no

>>729583077
Ha!

>>729583077
Heretic

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>>729583077
Oh shiiiii

>>729583157
Wtf how

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>>729583077
>>729582998

>>729583220
Fucking saddle bags...Id put my dick in...

>>729578244
did she have a stroke?

>>729577779
nice

>>729580824

i don't understand why people like this don't an hero. i would have a long time before i got to that point. that's the stuff of nightmares...

>>729583284
You wouldnt get it back

>>729575782
fuck you

>>729577779
thanks ma man

>>729576642
It's a turd-cutter.

>>729581573
Gay af famalam

>>729575782
Fag

>>729577779
Thank you ;_;

>>729575782
af

>>729576748

you...STILL...did it.

cancer

>>729576642
WTF is a fat activist?

>>729583585
Nice jnco's

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>>729583681

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>>729577083

>>729583711
Hell yea my nigga

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>>729580824

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hi everyone!

Very clever

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>>729583411
>>729583366
>>729583299
>>729583222
>>729583199
>>729583077
>>729582998
>>729582799
>>729582433
>>729581799
>>729581466
>>729581444
>>729581411
>>729580133
>>729579700
>>729578799
>>729578577
>>729578244
>>729577400
>>729583711
This is now a get thread

>>729575782
m

Ha

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>>729583681

>>729577779
THNX M8

>>729575782
bi

>>729581120
Badshop is bad

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>>729580824
she's so fat she has three asses wtf

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Get Thread...Get out now Thread

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>>729578496

>>729583681
its an oxymoron

if they were active they wouldnt be fat

>>729575782
Dammit

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>>729578799

>>729575782
the only one I've ever done, you made it worth it fuck you

>>729583710
Goddamnit craig

>>729575782
>>729575975
fucking faggots.

>>729581120
>not deluxe felshlight.jpg

>>729575975<<
No

>>729575975
>>729575782
Why do people even reply to this retarded bullshit? I get the irony of me making a reply on it, but it isn't for the sense of thinking I'm preventing something. Fuck /b/ is getting worse and worse every fucking day. Get the fuck outta here with these 2002 Myspace memes.

>>729576642
rofl

>>729584338
for the glory of satan sweater XD

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>>729582052
Lost

>>729575975
Immunity Cat, fuck off.

>>729584519
I honestly don't know, I guess it just goes to show people really are that stupid that they're so afraid their mom will die for not replying and they would probably starve to death for lack of tendies

>>729584673
fuck I lost

>>729576642
I don't see it

fuck u breh

>>729575782

>>729577216
>INHALED VERY DEEPLY

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>>729585044

>>729585081
Milky Way

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>>729585001

>>729578098
Oh my God I thought this was a beachfront

>>729575782
kjmjkj

>>729575782
Enuff

>>729585314
how high are you

>>729577400

Yes.
Your bitter, ignorant, racist, stupid, short sighted decision is my fault because I'm intelligent enough and educated enough to recognize a stray dog when I see one.

You're idiots. We know it.

Just because you don't know it too doesn't mean you aren't idiots. It just means you're breeding faster than we are and winning elections on district gerrymandering and sheer numbers.

If you think spite makes for good governanace, enjoy sleeping where you shit, genius.

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>>729575782

>>729575782
Lel>>729575975
Woaj

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>>729575782

>>729576252
This is funny, but it didn't make me laugh, because I'm just in total awe at how harsh it is. It's beautiful.

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>>729585524

>>729583681
A contradiction.

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>>729585585

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>>729580586
Sorry for mobile but I'm a state away from my computer

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*blocks your path*

>>729575782
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOO_Z7lDnKQ

>>729585785
Pet him and be on your way

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>>729582799

>>729585524
>sheer numbers

You realize Hillary won the popular vote, right?

>>729585785
*kicks*

>>729585785
>Pets head
>Pets burrito

>>729575782
dick

>>729575975
kkkunt

>>729585485
It looks like a bird eye view of a beach in a third world country with a weird monster on the coast

>>729586009
Fun fact this is how goats were born

>>729575782
gay

>>729583780
?

>>729585920
>"Oh Doof-Senpai..."

>>729575782
w

>>729585656

Seriously I'm not even liberal. I'm I mourning for when the GOP wasn't a fucking national embarrassment.

This orange haired clown did a complete 180 on international policy faster than W and instead of being furious the red state fuck wads are all "better than do nothing eight years".

It's called cutting off your nose to spite your face and if Dumbfuckistan keeps it up the Mississippi states will be red from blood instead of ill informed republican votes.

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>>729575782
you faggot

>>729578370
I'm sure this was some kind of abuse fantasy thing but goddamn, those things cost six thousand dollars. Just hit it with a belt or something, jesus christ.

>>729577779
roll

>>729575782
shit>>729575975
I hate you

>>729577779
Nbffsfjjfd

>>729578187
Draw around this stupid shape.
>skip
Select about 25 boxes.
>skip
Copy and paste this wall of text.
>oh fuck you too

>>729582274
You mean steps in front of me before richocheting off my body to the ground

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Predators mouth

>>729577779
Rollingggg

>>729586436
"All right Pussy-Face, its your move!"

>>729584143
That's a pig in a blanket, all right.

>>729583896
>it is too late Sergei
>it was always too late

>>729577284
top kek

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I hate Broke Ass Bitches

>>729575782
>>729575975
Rly

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>>729586600

>>729583077
>>729582998
god???

>>729585891

So Trump is president because there aren't a lot of fast breeding red neck retards in the middle of the country?

>>729586632
Well that's because your an idiot

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>>729578370
she kill?

>speaking of BROKEN love

>>729585859
this is the one that did me in

>>729577779
rekt

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Makin theese memes to order bitches

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>>729575782

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>>729586711

>>729583780
He's just considering it

>>729586972
I... Man, that has to suck. No nuts for that squirrel

>>729582581
Lost

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Just got new barstools...glad OP's mom wasnt busy tonight...

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>>729577284
Lost

>>729586711
THE NEXT POST WILL BE DUBS

>>729587108
>>729587154
Stop

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Dammit OP get your pappy hes such a piss bucket

>>729587230
>>729587248
Ha! Gas stations again!

>>729585524
Hillary won the popular vote you mong. There were more Hillary voters, just that most were compounded in states she already won, like California, so they got less state points with more voters. If Hillary wanted to win she would've campaigned to more than liberal arts students working at Google out of San Fran.

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>>729580824
>Stay Puff Marshmellow Fuck.jpg

>>729583370
Seems to me like they pretty much are. Just very slowly.

>>729587497
Really thought that was the alien spider blowjob gif

>>729582581
thats a fucking man

>>729575782

>>729582274
is your beard your hair? or your hair your beard, Jimmy Neutron?

>>729581573
kys

>>729585524
Conservatives outbreeding brown welfare recipients? Lol God how fucking stupid can you be...

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>>729586106
Becuase somebody got horny with some sheep?

>>729577083
>>729577284
fuck, even after years these get me

>>729583681

It's like feminism, but for fat people.

Hmm, that doesn't help much, does it?

It's marxist class war applied to weight. Slim people have thin privilege, and form a group like the patriarchy that oppresses fat people, just by existing.

I'm not a fat activist, but I pretend to be around feminists sometimes... accusations of fatphobia may seem stupid to you and I, but it's hard for a feminist to explain that without ruining any points she's trying to make about Patriarchal conditioning or whatever.

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>>729580586
ok