At Apple Store, should I talk to her /b

Ask her if she prefers larger phones then hint towards your pocket; but pull out a 6+/7+

>>729571038
yes she seems to have sexy sandals

>>729571210
Haha ok I need to wait for her to get off phone. Is she even talking to anyone or just fake so nobody walks up to her? She isn't with anyone else

>>729571038
>At Apple Store
You didn't have to mention that. Everybody can tell because of hands of the gesticulating dude on the right.

>>729571038
Why talk to her? For clothing advice? You're in an Apple Store, you're a fag.

>>729571038
Go sit next to her

One of the few girls these fags post that is actually cute. go for it bro, youll regret it later if you dont try now

>>729571331
Possibly real talk. You should dress up as an employee sometime.

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>>729571394
Someone has a lot of insecure aggression lmfao you upset?

>>729571038
ask her if you can smell the insole of her sandals and frot your cockhead on it

>>729571345
That's a woman I cropped pic didn't wanna show her wanna see?

This.
>>729571758

>>729571038
Is she on her phone with her boyfriend while looking back for him?

>>729571832
I didn't see anyone with her shit wonder if he sees me checking out his QT3.14

>>729571785
I am freaking out so nervous why can't I just say hello what are you here for?

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Ask her if she would let you double fist her

Ask her if she has a feminine penis

>>729571938
Put you dick over her wrist and ask her if she knows what the time is.

I went over and said hello is anyone sitting here and she just looked at me, and went on her phone, opened Facebook and started browsing.
I said ok thank you, I like your sandals. Have a nice evening.

I just left

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>>729572211

>>729571038
Ask her opinion, tell her you're trying to decide between two phones or tablets or whatever and ask her which one she thinks you should get. But you have to do it in a smooth way otherwise it's just retarded. See how she reacts and if she seems nice/receptive then ask her if she wants to go out sometime

>>729572267
kek fuckin nick swardson

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>>729572622

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Should said "sorry for trying to smother you with my friendship prude" :^)

>>729572714
I couldn't just walk up to her and randomly ask what her opinion is! Why would I value her opinion at the Apple Store where there are sales people.
I'm over thinking it aren't I

>>729572622
Good job op on throwing yourself out there, just keep trying and eventually you'll hit it off with some girl.

>>729572951
Felt good to feel that rush of adrenaline. Felt alive again

>>729572622
jesus christ, underrated toast

>>729571038
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>>729572929
Try. If you get shot down, who gives a fuck? Nobody cares

Feel silly for leaving after talking to her. I had a genius appointment. Damn

>>729572929
Yes you are but pretty much everybody does. I've literally never just walked up and talked to a girl for no reason.

I think asking her opinion is good though, I mean it will probably be obvious that you just wanted a reason to talk to her, but if she's interested in you she'll see that as a good thing, and if she isn't interested you'll be able to tell and she'll just blow you off.

Really though, when talking to women you have literally nothing to be afraid of. Worst case scenario she thinks you're a loser and walks away, and why should you give two shits what some random stranger you'll never see again thinks about you? There's no real down side to approaching random chicks, you just have to set aside your ego which is really difficult for a lot of people.

>>729573424
Dont feel like that. She probably doesnt care. Go back to your appt dude

>>729573512
Thanks friendo

>>729571699
i am fasinated with the kid in this picture, is he so popular because he is just such a massive fagit?

>>729572622
Fuck it she aint interested, probably dodged a bullet though.

>>729571331

my sides :D

>>729573037
For real, be proud of yourself. It takes a lot of balls for some people to approach random women, it can be really fucking scary (even though there isn't actually anything to be scared of, but yeah)

Also the more you do shit liek that, the easier it gets and the better you get at it.

>>729572211
she is too tight for him to start clapping good for her

>>729571331

Walk up to her talking loudly on your phone and saying "oh yeah, no she's right here.....I'm standing right next to her.....
(then when she looks at you put your finger up and mouth 1 second)

Then say "Yeah she's on her phone but I'm pretty sure she's not talking to anyone....I think she's worried some creeps might talk to her but I'll keep an eye out for her"

she will smile and you're in buddy ;)

>>729573889
feels good man
>>729573815
Never know I guess

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>>729574109
>pls b b8
>pls b b8
>pls b b8

>>729573813
Its a Photoshop gag, he fucked up pretending to hold a pyramid and asked people to fix it for him, obviously no one took it seriously and a meme was born.

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>>729574109
wut

>>729571038
No thighs. Weak ass, i bet

>>729574306
ok so he seeked out the internet , i thought it found him because he look like such a big head white boy fagit

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>>729574109

YOU: " is your name: "google"
HER: No.. What?
YOU: "Well, you got everything I am looking for"


Step 4: PROFIT

>>729571038
>fake tits
>slutty shirt
>legs of a holocaust victim

meh

>>729574607
ya but she has tits and a warm hole maybe 2 available or even three

>>729574746
Shes statistically likely to have herpes

>>729574829
and your point is?

>>729572622
Better than going home regretting being a little bitch from not trying

>>729574109
smooth like butter

>>729574109
DAYUM that sounds legit
Maybe next time

>>729574829
Youre statistcally likely to be a virgin

>>729574422
and I assumed fake breasts and not a white sox baseball fan either

>>729575395
Shit. Is she in chicago?

>>729575119
Thanks I've felt the bitch feel too many times
Other times:
>notice her noticing me
>smile
>she smiles back
>turn around and I walk away

>>729574829
So? Last I check you can't get herpes twice

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She's a white Sox fan, you dodged a bullet. Go home and praise the Lord Jebus

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