celeb celebration continues
Mandatory Mummy Willoughby
>inb4 pedo kenzi marinafag/roberts /taytay trannie lover starts shitting up the thread talking to himself like a crazed loon
>>729556123
Kill yourself you fat lunatic
>>729556123
>I list all things so I can call: I knew it!
>>729556193
>marinafag detected
Thorne crackwhore edition
>>729556281
>Herman detected
>>729556248
>being this butthurt marinafag autist
sorry dude but you are too obvious these days maybe its better you make a new split personality and post a new waifu etc
>>729555875
I remember when /b/ celeb threads were about posting nudes of famous women and anons bringing the bantz about jews and waifus being a shit.
I appreciate their utility now as containment threads for some of the worst stalker-level mentally ill autists and forced meme-pushers on this god forsaken board, but I miss those old threads
/b/ itself was never good, but /b/ celeb threads have gotten objectively worse as they've degraded into the perpetual circle jerk they are today.
>Never repost celeb content, get fresh stuff from joints like thenipslip and carreck
>Do not respond to stalkerfags
>Do not respond to stutterfags
>Do not respond to this post
>Make Celeb Threads Great Again
>MCTGA
>>729556370
>>729556418
>called it >>729556123
>>729556473
Fuck off marinafag
any one got any hot redheads?
pic related
>>729556438
>>729555875
>>729556721
/ufff
>>729556503
>>729556248
Called it
>>729556866
>>729556826
>>729556777
>>729556721
>>729556694
>>729556653
>>729556606
>>729556496
>>729556438
>>729556418
>>729556276
>>729556133
>>729556086
>>729556046
ahh yeah this >>729556123
guy was right its a marinafag thread
abandon thread guys leave the autistic homo to talk to himself
>>729556593
>he thinks eveyone is the marianafag
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fregoli_delusion
>>729556951
mmmm
>>729556046
two posts to completely fag up the thread
>Kenzie stands shyly at the foot of your bed, her face fluctuating a steady shade of pink and red as her eyes dart towards you and the floor. You know you're going to fuck her tonight, but you feel a sense of shame as she shuffles awkwardly before you, a shame that is short lived as you glance up and down her milky white thighs, her silky midriff and finally her angelic face. You place one hand on her shoulder, soft at first, but you slowly push her down onto the bed, using the same hand to cradle her head and rub your fingers through her hair.
>>729556432
>>729556991
called it
>>729557150
yeah you are right, im out too cya
>>729556653
>>729556606
>>729556694
>>729556694
>>729556721
>>729556777
>>729556826
>>729556826
>>729556861
>>729556866
>>729556951
the same basement dwelling neckbeard is posting the same shit. What a disappointing start.
>>729557150
Did you just go through and click random tag links? Almost none of those are related
>>729557213
With that absolutely huge FOREHEAD, she should do herself a favor and let her hair forward, instead of styling it back off of her FOREHEAD.
>>729557258
Wowowow.
No, No!
dumbass
>>729557444
You do know that's shopped right? Or are you just that retarded
>>729557156
>forgetting that the guy who calls you marinafag is a mod and can see you are in fact the same guy..
nice try marinafag
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dissociative_identity_disorder
>>729557649
So are you saying you are a mod?
>>729557258
>>729557538
>and the samefag pedo talking to himself begins
>>729557483
and trannie posting
called it >>729556123
>>729557258
>She grabs your other wrist out of instinct, not expecting your push, yet you feel a slight tug as you realize she's pulling you towards her, your free hand meets her waist and you slide up and down the curve of her hips as she lets out a slight wriggle as you crane your hand up the back of her thigh. You can feel the mood change in the room as hear breathing becomes more audible, deeper, warmer and saturated with lust. She pulls up her top to expose her stomach as her thighs writhe in inexperienced arousal, her hand still trying to guide yours around her body while you arch over her.
>>729557370
How the fuck did you know
>>729557156
Fuck of marinarafag
wittle baby's about to spring a leak
and needs a paper cup!
>>729557893
Wow what is wrong with you
>>729557791
sooooooooo cute
>>729557837
nope but the guy who called out marinafag originally is a mod, thats how we originally knew about it being the same guy as a mod busted him by pointing out that he spends up to 18 hours a day shitposting pics of kids trannies and shit on here
>>729558123
It's never a party until this guy arrives
>>729557893
>As she inches herself towards you, you feel her heels catch on the foot of your bed and she lets herself push against your weight, still arching over her you have the floor at your feet but feel yourself slipping as her advances catch you off balance. You eventually catch a little grip and push yourself further up the bed, taking her with you as you hold on, bringing you closer together in perfect symmetry, her pushing crotch against yours as you lean yourself towards your elbow cradling her head, she begins to wrap her right leg around you to maintain grip and you both end up your side, as she uses her newfound grip to pull you closer to her. Both face to face, warm breath blanketing each other, awkward glances between you, enraptured in arousal, you bob your head towards hers and she does the same in turn, your lips a fraction apart, breath mingling into one as you catch her intense gaze right infront of you.
>>729557893
Anon please I beg
>>729557649
>Claims to be a mod and have proof that I am mariana guy
>I have never posted a photo of mariana in my life
Nice LARP
Ban me if you're a mod, you dickless faggot
>>729558220
>nope but the guy who called out marinafag originally is a mod
Nice safe because you know it's bannable to say that you are a mod
>>729557893
>>729558159
>marinafag samefagging what he wants to do to a child
>>729558258
Just stop, that's disgusting
>>729558258
Talk about her feet. Kenziebro loves her feet
>>729558258
>Suddenly, she meets your lips and your mouths melt into a velvet rodeo, her wrapped leg retracting which only pulls you closer to her, your hands are now on a mission of their own, you find the trench of her spine and ascend up her back as her shoulder blades close in with a soft laugh of her being ticklish.
Her laugh interrupts your kiss, but you feel the awkwardness disappear as you both share the humor together. The build up of arousal starts to increase as you both let go of your restraints, your kisses become more forceful sometimes pushing each other back like a proving ceremony, continually pushing back and forth in an intense release of sexual tension. Her leg which until now firmly locked around yours comes free, rather than let it come loose she pushes herself on top of you. You are surprised by this reversal of confidence, she sits herself firmly upon your throbbing erection without even regarding it, you can feel the blood pressure increase as her weight pushes down on you to the point you can feel the beats in your temples. The moment of surprise doesn't last as she engages the kiss you were wrapped up in before, your hands now left with more freedom, you take your fingertips down her spine, with a slight tremble from her, and span them out to her buttocks, firmly locked in place as you feel her muscles tense at the touch, clenching your fingertips making her grind upwards gliding smoothly over your erection. You push back down and grab a steady hand of her hips, young and wide, your thumbs pressing in against the groove as you encourage her to girate with the motion.
>>729558327
im not a mod lol but its well known that the guy who called you out marinafag >>729558276
>>729558272
>>729558258
>>729558159
>>729557893
is a mod and you are doing exactly what HE >>729556123
said you would do you sick autistic child molester
>>729558533
>As you encourage the grinding motion, her kissing becomes fractured as she tried to keep up with her hips grinding on you. She plants you with kisses from time to time as she gushes gasps of warm air at each thrust up and down your cock, feeling the burn between your clothing which almost feels like a torture as you imagine the same if you were both naked, like a telepathic urge as you rear your head to look at her between her kisses, you both start to untangle the restraints of the cloth, she tumbles off of you to the side and begins unbuttoning her jeans as you do the same, you notice her feet kicking as if she can't get them off any quicker.
You are pulling off the last leg of your jeans as she quickly gains her kneeling position and helps you pull them off your leg, with a full view of your boxers which are tented with your incredible erection you see her face light up with a sense of glee. She steps over one of your legs and lowers herself towards your crotch, you can feel her own rubbing against your shin as she grips the rim of your boxer shorts, with a short pause to look at you and a smile of acknowledgement, she tugs at the elastic, forcing them off of you, each tug taking them down your legs as you lay bare before her with a slight twitch from your cock as you meet her eyes and realize what is happening.
>>729558614
Looks like bubbles
>>729558668
>The sudden rise of anxiety in the room is palpable, Your cock while semi hard from her grinding is yet to grow, her expectancy is obvious as she slowly edges her hand towards your cock. She lightly brushes your thigh as you look down on her, the closer her hand gets to you the more aroused you get, you feel the blood pulsating as if all other functions are on secondary power.
Your cock begins to fill, twitching and ready, she pauses slightly as the watches it grow in size as if pleased by her actions. Her hand grabs the very bottom of your shaft and pulls it upwards, you can feel your cock growing in her hand as it begins to span vertically. She watches on in awe and brings her other hand across your thighs to hold it, with subtle thumb movements you can feel her start to jerk you off, the rhythm is slow at first with her thumb rubbing your underside near your balls, her fingers webbing around in a singular fashion. Your cock now fully erect, she begins to glide up and down on you with intense looks of reassurance which you grant her as you moan and hiss through your teeth. You begin to leak precum as she strokes, blending all of her actions in a smooth and wet stroke of your cock, you can hear the squelching of the juices melding as she does you up and down. The entire time your eyes closed, you pivot your neck to look at her and see pure cock lust in her eyes, her fingers becoming wet with your juices, her own juices leaking onto your shin from before, as she pushes her vagina up and down on your leg with force.
>>729558384
if you was disgusted by >>729558533
you would not reply like you do to everyone else who talks or insults you etc we know that this >>729558533 is you samefagging tho because you do it every thread
please stop telling us how you would like to rape this child you sick fuck
>>729558220
>one time a mod called out a guy for being the marianafag
>therefore I am going to spam in every thread that every person is the marianafag like so:
>>729556593
>>729557968
>>729557649
You're just as cancerous as he is at this point.
>>729558866
Dumbass
>>729558614
Go outside and get some fresh air
Alternatively KYS yourself
>>729558907
>insults a guy that is calling out the cancer of celeb threads
>because he likes the pics of children being posted
kys pedo
>>729558907
Nice try marinafag, taking a break from typing your long ass child rape fantasies?
>>729557483
Tay Tay makes me so hard!
>>729558989
>>729559102
>knows how to edit his (You)'s in ms paint
well done kid here is another (You) for your collection!
>>729558614
Kill yourself you fat autist
>>729559103
YOU ARE THE ONE GIVING HIM ATTENTION YOU GIGANTIC FAGGOT.
If everyone ignored him he would just go away, but instead a select few of you insist on making strawpolls about him and obsessing about him.
Just fucking stop
>>729559272
see here >>729559272
have another (You)
>>729559225
Dumbass, I'm clearly posting from my phone
>>729559309
>being this mad marinafag pedo
TOPFUCKING KEK
iv broken him lol
>>729558989
>>729559102
>>729559272
>delusional guy BTFO
Mom puts those anti-psychosis meds in your doritos for a reason, make sure you eat them
>>729559309
marinafag is so mad
>>729559390
>takes ss with phone
1 second
>sends ss to pc
5 seconds
>removes (You) in ms paint
2 seconds
>posts to /b
5 seconds
you really are a retard
well at least you stopped marinafag from posting kids for a few mins dude
>>729559539
kek
>>729558791
>the POOR MAN'S Lilly Rabbit.
>>729559679
Good thing I'm not near my pc
>>729559679
>elaborate conspiracy theory
lmao
occam's razor
slit your wrists with it
>>729556086
hmm I'd love to clean that up for Katy
>>729559881
HEY FUCK YOU THIS IS NO TIME FOR PICTURES AUTISTS ARE SCREECHING AT EACH OTHER
>>729559760
I'm playing Hearthstone.
Leave marinafag alone, it's me posting lewd kenzie. Stop bullying.
>>729559760
I'm playing fallout
>>729559878
>>729559926
>>729559989
vj at crotchella
>>729560012
>>729560031
>>729560092
>>729559225
>knows he was incorrect with his samefag callout, but is unwilling to admit it.
>must have been an image edit to get rid of a (You)
>>729559576
huh you're a sick pedo. seek help
>>729559225
>>729560463
You should seek mental health attention
>>729560092
Ok, who is this?
>>729558791
>For a moment you wonder if this is wrong, you see a flash of innocence skirt across her face. Taken aback you throw your head back and stare at the ceiling, wondering if you should stop this lewd act and protect her. With a jolt that frazzles your nerves, you are taken out of your haze as she pushes herself hard and fast up your body to meet you face to face. With a gaze that would make medusa herself jealous, she puts any doubt of what is happening out of your mind.
She grabs your cock with an arm snaking between both of your torsos and begins rubbing your cock against her still covered vagina with up and down motions as you feel your cock give and take between the groove of her soaking hole. Her sighs become heavier as she works out the best way to handle your cock to pleasure herself as you lay still taken aback, yet your arms clutch against her sharp hips as you feel her pushing your cock into her, obstacle in place you're only inches away from this.
>>729560092
As if.
>>729560567
Mackenzie Foy
>>729560293
>>729560463
>sill trying to convince people that he didnt remove his (You)'s in ms paint
KEK
>>729560567
Murph
>>729560922
Mini murph
>>729560718
I am
>>729560884
Thsnks
>>729560692
>>729560718
>>729560884
>pedo detected
>>729560979
Best Murph.
>>729561022
Kek
>>729561174
>fucking stupid fat autistic basement dwelling faggot detected
>>729561294
>this much self projection
kek
>>729561222
seriously pedo dude just keep away from kids and kill yourself
>>729560905
>>729561486
4mins is pushing it but still acceptable for samefag screenshot proofs.
Either way, all you guys are retarded for arguing this shit in a fap thread. Beware of where your asses are.
M-My m-mistress Jessica Alba i-is a very beautiful c-celebrity and I-I'm s-so lucky t-to be with her... I-I know I-I d-don't deserve her and I-I'm useless a-as a kitchen r-rag s-sitting around h-her h-house all d-day long, p-pretending t-to be busy...
>>729561475
Shut up marinafag you aren't fooling anyone
>>729561785
Herman it's time for your medication. Be still.
>>729561950
>Marinafag: yeah il call him marinafag in an autistic way when its really me who is marinafag ho ho ho i'm so funny
FTFY
>>729560692
>You know it's coming, after an eternity of her head resting on you as she pushes herself down with every glide of your cock against her. Rubbing up and down her thighs, she finally looks up at you as if she's at the door and you have to get the key. Your arm begins to shake as you search for the drawer beside your bed, Kenzie has toned down her rubbing as you feel the moist build up trickling down your cock as she holds it completely straight up between her legs.
You find a strip and almost drop it as you pull it from the small gap you've made as you pulled the drawer open, you both check glances at each other as if to laugh but don't want to ruin the atmosphere, with a wry smile she looks back at the strip and you begin tearing one off throwing the rest down beside the bed, with another look at her she acknowledges what's about to happen and you rip it open with your teeth, spitting the corner off, pulling the condom free and you turn to ask Kenzie, "Shall i do it?" as her red face returns, she's never done this before and you cringe at yourself for being so stupid. She nudges herself down a little and sits up on her knees still holding your cock like a tower guarding her flower as you prep yourself and unfold the condom down your shaft.
>>729562175
You're gay and fat
Katy Perry looking even hotter now.
>>729562175
damn son
time to move out of your parent's house and get a real job
>>729562238
>>729562475
>You're gay and fat
says the 60 year old social phobia shut in who lives with his mom n dad and posts pics of kids and trannies on /b
kek
you're such a catch
>>729562732
*katheryn
>>729562872
>>729562851
see here >>729562880 it applies to you
>>729562880
go outside
>>729562732
look at the black dudes worship her white ass lol
>>729562973
>please notice me. I need attention!
>>729563001
nah its 2 am here
>>729562880
>>729562973
>>729562872
>>729563084
story of your life
kek
>>729562880
Seriously anon
>>729563085
That's even more pathetic, go to bed you fat loser
>>729562880
WE ARE NOT THE SAME PERSON
>>729563143
>>729563340
Ms paint warrior
>>729563340
>still thinks that if he removes his (You)'s in ms paint its proof thats he is not samefagging
TOP KEK
>>729563446
>>729563551
Try imageedited.com and stop obsessing
>>729563297
>>729563285
>>729563369
>says the faggot posting pics of children on /b
KEK
>>729563340
Stop falling for the oldest of all baits.
>>729561865
I-I know she g-gets m-mad a-at m-me f-for n-not helping h-her around the house... I-I'm s-sorry that she gets m-mad a-at m-me every other d-day as I-I feel the urge to go on a panty house hunt b-but they a-are so soft and smeared, f-full o-of woman's juices, smelling a-as sweet a-as heaven and tasting l-like the freshest plums...
>>729563647
of course its edited you did it in ms paint lol
>>729563653
>>729563659
stop posting pics of children
>>729555656
>>729563340
Damn. 4mins again. It's really hard to tell if it's legit when it's always borderline acceptable.
Oh yeah, both you guys are even bigger faggots now btw for still keeping this shitposting up.
>>729563653
Kill yourself
>>729563897
(and trannies)
>>729563987
see here >>729563551
>>729563969
MODS MODS
>>729563953
But I didn't post a pic...
>>729564195
>>729564175
MODS THIS GUY'S BEING A FAGGOT
>>729564198
>gifs are a collection of jpegs
its a pic you child molesting piece of shit
>>729564321
>faggot
welcome to /b newfriend
>>729562238
fs anon i'm about to cum keep writing
>>729556473
or pics of dead celebrities
>>729564323
Honey, you don't hurt me at all. Accuse me of whatever you want.
this is now a spiderman thread
>>729564634
>>729564658
No, it isn't
celeb waifu
>>729564658
Obviously not.
Can't decide who to post, choose for me
>>729564658
Bitch where?
>>729564842
Äng
>>729564986
>closed fist
Yeah, I wouldn't want to touch that hag either.
inb4 faggot. chastain is a cunt.
>>729564986
>>729564955
please Cara or Lia <3
>>729564955
maisie williams
>>729563978
please stop embarrassing yourself faggot
>>729565234
Sorry?
>>729565260
>>729565234
>>729565260
please, just kill yourself pedo no one will miss you
>>729565269
Lia for you
>>729564863
Man I love that bitch. She had a thong scene in a movie, I'll webm it later this evening
Probably the most striking woman I've ever seen along with Catherine Webb
>>729565277
>>729565394
>>729564955
Holly :)
>>729565394
>Sorry?
Look at foy's left hand. Clenched so as to avoid touching that wretched bitch any more than necessary.
>>729565407
You are literally retarded, aren't you?
>>729564955
Jenna Coleman nudes
as a card carrying member of the exalted KKK i find most of the material posted here as offensive
>>729565654
Go to bed, Mr. President
>>729565630
>>729565649
Now I got it.
I don't like her either.
Best celeb
>>729565218
Do you even know what that means, or do you just repeat words your dad says when he ass fucks you in the morning?
>>729566236
kys marianafag, sick pedo
>>729555656
>>729559222
Man, the girls in that family.
>>729566236
time to stop asking daddy for money to pay for your wifi plan and get a job fag
>>729566053
Objection!
>>729566686
Wrong
>>729566053
tis true
>>729566686
what's that thing, some sort of alien?
>>729566818
Why?
>>729566922
True. A beauty like her can't be from this planet.
Laurenfag hoping for more kenzie sex stories.
baby angel doesn't know why
so many men in the crowd,
looking at baby's dance,
are shuffling hands inside
their pant pockets and
puffing out their lips!
>>729565477
yeah Nadia is hot
>>729567145
Please not
>>729567145
There was this one time she approached a guy in the dennys and asked for a dollar for a beej. A guy is you.
>>729567082
"beauty"
>>729567421
Please yes
>>729567679
No, no more of that sick shit
>>729567505
Yes beauty
>>729567679
But it's inappropriate...
little baby's bum spurts
are always spilling out!
in these concerts
she farts so much
and her bum activity
is always at it's height!
>>729568123
It's the vegetables
>>729567679
I took a break anon because those sameposters were arguing with eachother. I'll have the next bit done for the next thread.
>>729566436
coalburner
>>729568350
I think that one faggot finally left
>>729568350
Oh man...
>>729568775
>cutting off the best part
>>729568350
Talk about her feet if you wanna break kenziebro
>>729558866
THIS NIGGER GOT TRIPLE DUBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>729568849
>butting scoff duh fest cart
>>729568927
kenziebro loves it when you talk about her feet
>>729569157
He just will never admit it
>>729568927
I've gone past the foreplay stage though. I could maybe add a story finish about jizz and her feet.
Maybe not.
>>729569294
To his elle in shining armor i bet he would
>>729557150
cry baby ass nigga
little baby's bum hurts so much
because she has to poo!
>>729568350
F-U-C-K O-F-F
P-E-D-O
>>729569414
Ha! Someone knows
>>729569337
Your choice
>>729569751
*squish*
I started that c-lab thread
baby's bum cream is swirling in her tube!
how can baby hold it long when it starts to push out fast!
>>729569751
nah i don't even like kenziebro he's boring
we'll see
Every time the pedo starts spamming, I think we should just split the thread.
>>729569894
Nice nice
>>729570081
Rekt
Lavren will be my bride.
>>729570094
>spamming
He answers with a pic. Where is the spam?
Hollywood doesn't even make an effort these days huh?
>>729570217
Here, posting adult celeb women.
baby angel spends hours grooming herself for every show!
>>729570273
>>729570094
who is "the pedo"?
is it really singular?
>>729570503
Yeah it's one guy that shitposts madly and talks to himself
>>729562238
Let's just go here, dudes: >>729570205
>>729570503
Just me and you.. always has been..always will be.
someone make this dicks the black
>>729570776
I am the laughing
>>729570273
is she supposed to look like todd howard or something? why the new vegas in the background?
>>729570776