>America has amazing food and no fat peop-

>>729552664
London is hell on earth

>>729552664
Come over here and try one.
If you can fit yourself onto a plane seat

>>729552664
Brits are fucking shit at American food. There was this video of some professional British chefs trying to do "authentic" American bbq and they were fucking shit

>>729552664
Not politics.

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>>729552666
jokes on you, as an American I can afford to buy the whole row of seats.

Just out of curiosity, how would you eat that? Knife and fork?

Yum

>>729552669
and then get your teeth kicked in when the airline decides they don't feel like letting you fly

>>729552667
There is definitely some art in bbq

>>729552664
>uk
Nothing new here.

That doesnt even look good

>>729552672
i'm too fat to drag down the aisle.

>>729552664
it takes a brit to fuck up a burger

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>>729552664

I literally just finished eating a cheeseburger and this makes me want to vomit, I fucking hate britishes and this makes me wish we had just let the nazis fuck them

>>729552666
>he doesn't know that seats in first class are wider
>me not surprised

I've always wanted to try a halal burger

>central london

thats if you can get past the restaurant's automated turrets

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>>729552664
At least do it the American way, UK.

>>729552678
we would've won anyway

>>729552664
Is that actually allowed in Londenstan?

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>>729552664
Stay jealous non-americans

Wouldn't be surprised if it costs like 30 pounds.

>>729552664

Oh fuck the bongs have beat us at our own game.

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>>729552667
I watched a show about how faggot brits were bringing bbq to the UK. It was like watching little babby trying to walk.

Red Leicester is best cheese for burgers

>>729552675
Reported to ICE. Enjoy your one way ticket back to taco land, spic.

>>729552688
Imagine if that were human meat. You people are mentally ill freaks.

>>729552664

looks messy

>>729552691
???

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CULTURAL APPROPRIATION
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeee

>>729552688
I actually became erect watching this.

>>729552664
>Cheddar
>Vomit.png
How can people stomach that shit? It taste like garbage

>>729552691
sounds tasty

>>729552688
is it halal?

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>>729552691
>Imagine if that were human meat
What kind of psycho does this? And you call us mentally ill freaks... Shame

>>729552688
My god it's beautiful

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>>729552676
So all they'd have to do is offer you a free meal at the terminal

>>729552691
>Imagine if this one thing was like a completely different thing

sad bait desu

>>729552696
cheddar is so common that there's a good variety of quality.

I'm guessing that being a burger yourself, you've not tasted good cheddar

>>729552679
>>me not surprised
You have to type "/me" without the quotes, to redtext.

>>729552670
I don't think you're supposed to eat it. You're supposed to take a picture of it and instagram it to your other London cunt friends

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>>729552691
>Imagine if that were human meat.
>You people are mentally ill freaks.
uwot cunt?

>>729552704
/(You)

>>729552691
You taste like pork, btw. Not all cuts of your body are good eating, you've got some prime cuts though depending on your bodytype. What are you doing later, anon? I don't have dinner plans.

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>>729552695
That's a good thing. It means you're a man

>>729552682
>American cheese
That shit is so disgusting.

>>729552703
I have but they aren't using good cheddar on common burgers

>>729552682
that's not cheese. that's "cheez." no but seriously tho, to be called cheese legally, it has to actually be cheese.

>>729552682
>cash tendered $19.00

>>729552682

I want to try this at my local McDonalds now.

>>729552667
The Yankee speaks truth, American BBQ is top tier

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>Mexico has bad cuisin-

>>729552710
>That shit is so disgusting.
I agree, but it truly is the best for burgers and grilled cheese.

>>729552710
American cheese is pretty shit, but it has its own place on a burger. It's the only thing that processed "cheese" can go well with

>>729552710
Have you tried it out of a spray-can? Shit's ritz.

>>729552664

>London

muricans should nuke themeselves

>>729552672
I'm pretty sure most of /pol/ is on the do not fly list anyway

>>729552682
>$12.00 of cheese

>business insider

Retards always share this shit. Don't they realize they are sharing a commercial advertisement?

>>729552715
It's the only good BBQ on the planet. Everywhere else is shit. They try too hard and think everything needs to be laced with sugar

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>>729552664
Fucking Christ, the British really were a mistake.

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>>729552672
>current year + 2
>flying in airplanes
ishiggydigereedoo

>>729552683

You would've starved and the Russians would've had no Trucks, Boots, been on half rations and no comfort goods other than Vodka.

Not saying you couldn't have done it alone but it would've been 10x harder and theres no denying that.

>>729552688
Some of that was a little dry but generally speaking 7/10 I'd eat that shit

>>729552691
>he doesn't eat human meat

>>729552716
Non-potato chips are disgusting.

>>729552691
tbqh I'd eat that stuff if it was human meat

>>729552664
what the fuck

>>729552717
It is not edible. I ruined my prime rib burgers with it. Was pissed.

>>729552716
what the fuck

>>729552690
Lol

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>>729552691

>>729552708
Thanks totally not a Goat man

>>729552664
what the fuck I hate UK now.

>>729552691
but its not.. lol

>>729552734
>Putting that cheese on a prime rib burger
So retarded it has to be bait

>>729552664
*drools in american*

>>729552691
Stop, anon, you're making me hungry...

>>729552664
Frankly I'd need a seriously mathematical argument which doesn't depend on wishy-washy shit like the axiom of choice or transfinite induction to prevent me from eating this.

>>729552734
>prime rib burgers
Did you actually grind up prime rib and make patties, or are you talking about slices of prime rib in a sandwich? If you're talking about the latter, you fucked up. You need a mix of provolone and havarti... Also, blacken the prime rib slices and top with caramelized onions. Bonus points for au jus

I guess I'll have to be the first to point out that in his excitement to post this breaking news, OP fucked up and typed 'America' by accident.

>>729552664

Why are britbongs so fat?

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>>729552664
>British cuisine is good-

>>729552688
They really have no idea what they're doing

>>729552710
Does everything with the word American in it trigger you?

>>729552716

>garbage only chicano teens eat

>>729552746
He probably needs a typing wand. Chubby fingers.

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>>729552666

hopefully its over booked

>>729552667
Bbq takes tons of experience. You can't just follow some cooking recipe. I've been learning from my dad over the last 3-4 years and I still am no where close to him on final product.

>>729552664
This is fucking horrible. How do you even hold this fucking thing?

>>729552752
Don't be mean and assume he's fat, he's probably just dumb.

>>729552691
Yea, but imagine if it was cow feces!

>>729552664
"cheese"

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>>729552724
What bothers me about American BBQ is how much effort they spend on smoking various kinds of pork without realizing small fishes make the best tasting smoked foodstuff.

>>729552748
>British cuisine is goo-

>>729552688
Stop it i can only get so erect

>>729552710
it really is. the only processed cheese ill eat on my sandwiches is Cooper sharp.

>>729552664

It probably costs £30 and £5 for the chips and £7 for the beer

>>729552757
You can always find an american who'd still eat it.

>>729552759
Fish is a poor man's food

>>729552750
No. Are you seriously defending American cheese?

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>>729552716

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bong BTFO, how will they survive without multiculturalism?

>>729552754
>Bbq takes tons of experience.
>I've been learning from my dad over the last 3-4 years and I still am no where close to him on final product.
Fuck that noise, just give me something to fucking eat. Food is meant to be eaten, not turned into some kind of fucking dick-measuring modern art exhibit.

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>>729552761
Oh really? Well feast your eyes on this

>>729552759
You stupid kraft we know about smoking fish we just don't consider that BBQ

>>729552760
>-d

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>>729552664

>>729552745
Yes, I made the patties. Mayo dijon and caramelized onions. And american cheese. It literally tasted like a really bad, concentrated fart.

Wow, it got moved, great

OP = BTFO

>>729552770
I just came

>>729552769
Enjoy your beanie weanies, faggot

>>729552664
you didnt even say candlejack so you sho-

Mods are jealous of BBQ because their only sustenance is hot pockets.

The thread reads so differently without the flags there.

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>this thread was moved to /b/

I would be less pissed off if the mod just deleted the thread. /b/ doesn't deserve our garbage.

>>729552666
This anon has satanic trips,why not comment on it?

>>729553125
Yeah it's weird because it's so obviously political.

>>729553146
I bet we can still recognize leafs and swedes. Cucks can't hide behind words

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>americans can't make good chee-

>>729553268
It really is, though... You are what you eat

>>729552713
Yea, wtf?

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>>729553527
>fried curds

>>729552685

Is that a Hardee's/Carl's Jr. commercial?
I heard they are gonna quit making the "sexist" ads.

>>729552765
Isn't that the point of BBQ?
>implying pork shoudler is for rich people

>>729552774
Didn't the fat fuck up your meat grinder? Usually too much fat, plus the heat in a kitchen kinda just turn it to a gross mush and doesn't process the gristle and silver skins.

>>729554166
I'm pretty sure the swede doesn't understand what we're talking about

>>729552716

I've seen this webm before... but what would you call this monstrosity? Like what does the menu say?

>>729554069
No

>>729554069
Fish is meant to be fried and served with hushpuppies

>>729552688
>bringing bbq to the UK

We fucking invented the BBQ you useless fat tool, and then the straya cunts perfected it.

All you do is soak shit in unnecessary amounts of sauce or burn the fuck out of your meat. Why is it all the worlds top chefs are mostly British and/or European? It's because we know how to cook.

0/10, burned food is burned food.

>>729554343
I just couldn't imagine trying to grind all that fat. And why waste a good cut? Just to say you did it?

>>729554685
Are you fucking retarded?

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>>729552664
Pie mash and liquor - real London cusine

>>729554685
>being this sheltered

>>729554894
Are you fat?

Yes, yes you are fat.

Hop on a treadmill fatty.

>>729554799
>And why waste a good cut?
I have no idea... I made a rib roast for Easter and I'm going to make these for leftovers tonight: >>729552745

>>729554685
> and then the straya cunts perfected it.
Greeks perfected charcoal cooked meat a long time ago.
Even the shrimp on the barbie.

>>729555178
Eating good food does not make you fat, you fucking mongoloid.

>>729552664
American food is disgusting

>>729555371
this says its in london

>>729555371
>American food
What is this even? Please explain

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>>729552667
>Brits are fucking shit at food.
ftfy

>>729552716
>>729552767
Jesus Christ, Mexico. Get your shit together. This shit is more revolting than cartel chainsaw beheadings.

>>729555554

Wtf even is that? Fish chunks? Crystallized ginger?

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>>729555260
True, but it's not just about the food.
It's waiting for the perfect weather, in a big a garden that you've worked on all spring, surrounded by friends and family, drinking a beer and eating some good fucking food.

You guys took the BBQ and supersized all the food and burned it along the way.

"American cuisine", what a load of shit.

>>729555920
Chip butty with curry sauce you twat.

>crystallized ginger

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>>729555554
>offbyone

>>729554685
>burned food is burned food
CAJUN BLACKENED ya limey fuck.
British food is famously bland. Take a drive around any city in America and you'll see chinese restaurants, mexican restaurants, indian restaurants, japanese restaurants, korean restaurants, italian restaurants, thai restaurants, greek restaurants, but NO british restaurants.
Why?
Your food sucks. No one wants cock-a-leeky soup, haggis, or any of your other culinary bullshit. Our ancestors fled to the other side of the globe to get away from british food because it sucks THAT bad. That's why we imported cuisine from literally every other culture on the planet EXCEPT you.

>>729552683
Maybe, but your population would be dramatically smaller today as a result

>>729552688
Smokehouse cook here, this dudes cuts are fucking atrocious. I'd fire the dude

>>729552688
I've never been so hungry watching a gif. This is seriously the best advertising ive ever seen.

>>729552691
I'd eat human meat if there were no legal repercussions. Just gunna throw that out there

>>729555920
It's fries. A brick of mushy carbs.

>>729556632
Explain. It was the brisket, wasn't it?

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>>729556774

>>729556273
Except for BBQ's, you stole BBQ's.

So your point here is redundant.

>>729552716
What the fuck was that? I was begging her to just fucking close the box and serve it way before the sauce monstrosity happened.

>>729556273
The only things that british cuisine has to offer is beef wellington and yorkshire pudding. Everything else goes right into the garbage.

>>729557097
>you stole BBQ's.
Leonardo Da Vinci had a self-turning barbecue spit. The fuck makes you think brits should get credit for barbecue?

>>729557468
Yeah but rotisserie and BBQ's are different things.
Try again fatty.

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>>729552685
>>729552688
britfag here

i'm 6'2 and have a blackbelt in jiujitsufrom when i was in college
visited the states to spend time with family last summer for pork barbecue in Louisville
critisized one of the fat yanks for his awful cooking
he was an untrained, average american
but it was the BIGGEST mistake of my life
the bull tackled and pinned me to the ground and the last thing i remember was a big meaty fist flying towards my face
never been back since
you wankers are fucking scary

>>729556273
You obviously haven't had a decent fry up.

>>729556178

A french fry sandwich? What a terribly bland idea. Even curry can't fix that.

>>729554539
pile of poor college kid shit food drowned in mexican sauces

>>729557869
Not french fry. Chip. Those chips in particular are nothing like your scraggly fries

>>729552716
Corn. We grow it, eat it, feed it to animals, make fuel from it. Corn fucking corn

>>729557807
Amen

>>729556846
It was. I've never seen someone just tear into a brisket like that, without trimming any of the fat at all, and in such big fucking chunks. You might as well just inject nacho cheese into your eyeballs

>>729557647
Nigga you don't even know how to SPELL barbecue, what the fuck do you know?

https://www.researchgate.net/figure/290788607_fig2_Fig-3-Leonardo-da-Vinci%27s-chicken-barbecue-with-a-windmill-and-chimney-50

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>>729557869
fgt

>>729557869
>french fucking fry
Jesus fucking christ, kys already.

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>>729557749

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>>729558040
Atta kid. I like you.

>>729552691
>2017
>not eating human meat

gtfo faggot

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>>729552682

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>>729552691
saved

>>729558064
First up, it's shorthand so I can use BBQ whenever I like.
Secondly, that's still rotisserie.
Thirdly, it's not the way the food is cooked, a barbecue is an event that you guys hijacked and made all about smothering lame ass cuts of meat with gut clogging amounts of marinade and worst of all, burning it. You take shit cuts of meat and burn them.

Try again fatty.

>>729558642
you're this faggot aren't you: >>729554685
A complete retard that can't into cooking. I feel sorry for your lineage

>>729558088

You're like the 3rd person in this thread to post this pic. Either that or you're samefagging a picture of 3 pieces of bread.

this gave me a stroke, just by watching

>>729559064
stay far away from /ck/

>>729558893
Okey dokey, bye.
Enjoy the last 10 years of your life before your heart gives out.
Should have eaten properly.

>>729558642

As an American, I prefer my barbecue with very little sauce (mustard base ftw). Any place that puts sauce on their barbecue before serving it is serving shitty barbecue.

Also, WHY THE FUCK DOES THE CAPTCHA KEEP FUCKING UP?? I'm having to do that shit 5 times before it lets me post.

>>729558642
>get schooled on millenia of barbecue before your shit empire spawned the GREAT USA
>insist there's a vague distinction that disqualifies it as barbecue but refuse to define that so it can't be disproven
>just repeat what I said before. If I say it enough times that means I win
>completely ignore the fact that no one has ever even seen a "British Cuisine" restaurant in America, much less wanted to eat there
You are a shit sandwich.
You are made of ass and poo.

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i'm happy that mexicans make better food than you both :)

>>729558102

If all bong "chips" look like what's in that picture, I hope to never eat have to eat one. They look soggy and sad.

French fries!

>>729552684
CENTRAL London.

The bit full of middle/upper class hipster cunts, that let Muhammed take over the rest of the city so long as they don't go near their gentrified neighbourhoods, all while saying how amazing and diverse London is now.

>>729557097
really? the british invented grilled meat? wow

>>729559690
>Mexican "food" consists of the same 5 ingredients just fashioned in a thousand different ways

>>729559815
>soggy and sad

If it's from a good chippy, they'll be crisp and juicy. You're missing out on the best way to eat potatoes, burger.

>>729559526
You don't like british food because you have shit taste.

Not at all vague distinction between a traditional British summer barbecue and a fucking charcoalfest round grillmaster Dick's backYARD where he serves up shit cuts of beef and the burgers that sweat more grease than a your average American on a walk. By the way, American hot dogs are literal trash. All the throwaway scraps of meat blended together in this pulpy, pink, rubbery piece of shit.

>>729556751
there are non in the U.S. Canabalism is completely legal, you just can't rob a grave or kill someone for it. But with permission you could eat them after death.

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>>729559866
>barbecue is grilled meat

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All the butthurt amerilards waving their dicks in this thread because someone did something slightly different to them.

>>729560380
>all of America has shit taste
>that's why we eat every other culture's food except yours
We could fit your entire "united kingdom" in Alabama and have room left over. You are so laughably outnumbered in the "do we like brit food?" question that it almost isn't totally fucking hilarious. It is *you* who has the shit taste, that is why you eat legendarily bland food while we enjoy food from around the world from every country that *isn't* "great" Britain.

>>729556751
The high amount of iron in our blood makes the meat taste bad.

>>729552665

why? because it's a big city and it made you scared?

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>>729552664

>>729552685

fordfag amerifag here, Even I hate anyone that drives an extended cab and/or lifted truck.

>>729560850
Sorry mate, but we also have literally every other culture's food here too. Including yours, when it's actually good. Your shit excuses for barbecues don't count.

What does the size of the UK have to do with anything? Your IQ is showing and it's not 3 figures.

Get buttmad fatty. :^)

>>729560215

How are you defending shitty british French fries while calling me a Burger?

>>729561356
>still calling them french fries

>>729560215

Since when are potatoes juicy? They're a relatively dry vegetable.

>>729561515
When you cook them properly.

>>729561302
>but we also have literally every other culture's food here too. Including yours,
You just shot yourself in the foot, "mate".
You eat every food *including* ours.
We eat every food *except* yours.
And you're delusional if you don't see the fact that you'll eat our food but we won't eat yours as final proof that your country's food is shit.

>>729561442

That's what happens when someone steals something from you then does it 10x better. They (we) get to rename it.

French fries.

>>729552667

>watches one video
>assumes everyone is the same
>by your logic, I watched a video of a massive obese American
>all Americans are obese

You do realise where you got the skills to cook BBQ from? Among other types of cookery.

>>729552664
I'm sure it's been said but this picture is from England you fucking idiot

>>729561692
FREEDOM FRIES you fucking communazi frog.

>>729552691
Meat contains protein you anorexic, vegetarian pussy. Also, what makes you think we're cannibals?

>>729552716
the fuck kinda vomit is in that pan?

>>729552698
Nah, they probably used a boom stick to the back of the head like a white human. Not slit it's throat and let it bleed out like a subhuman sandnigger.

>>729561642

Frying a dry potato doesn't make it "juicy". That's oil ya dingus.

this is "my dad is better" all over again

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>>729561216
That settles it, America has to go

>>729561790

I'm sorry, you're right. My mistake.

>>729552691
Imagine if that were asparagus

https://discord.gg/RrzVyDt

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>>729552685

Jealous of burgers that are made from MRM sourced meat?

Essentially sinew, muscle and marrow

From cattle that is a Scottish breed, over here in the UK we have burgers made from actual beef, not whatever was left over.

Hence why US burgers are full of shit, like MSG and heavy amounts of starches.

You say stay jealous.

Why when you can have a Sasebo burger with proper bacon etc.

>>729561679
Didn't really shoot myself in the foot if your country has shit taste.

Fact, we have actual cultural food. You have repurposed ideas of cultural food to fit your shit taste.

Enjoy your taco bell, panda express, papa johns, and whatever fucking 'cultural' food that panders to your uninspired palate.

>>729561834
No, it's cooking it properly. Oil makes potatoes crisp. There is a huge distinction between our superior thick cut chips and your grease filled fries.

No, my country is the best

>>729562132
>over here in the UK we have burgers
Over here in AMERICA, we don't have bangers and mash.
Because your country's food sucks.

>>729560215
>juicy
>full of cold oil

>>729552672
he's probably not brown like that faggot to whom you are referring.

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Its the glooping cheese on the wooden board touching the fail ass fries tin that does it.

>>729552672
I like how in your mind one isolated incident from a disliked company sets precedent for the entirety of US Airlines. Why are you like this?

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>>729561679

>>729561790

French Fries are not American, they were from Belgium, and American soldiers saw them during a push on the front in WW1.

But why call them French Fries? Because as per usual Typical Americans suck ball sacks at Geography and still thought they were in France.

>>729562232
>we have actual cultural food
...that no one else on the planet wants to eat.
Meanwhile, you have McDonalds all over the place, like every other first world country does. There's a reason you call us "burgers", because *everyone* in the world knows what a burger *is* so everyone gets the joke. There's a reason we *don't* call you "haggis" because no one would get the joke because no one wants to eat that shit.

>>729552664
We do have amazing food. Plenty of it, too. It's just that we have stupid people who don't know how to moderate their intake of anything.

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>>729561281

>>729561216
For what fucking purpose?

>>729563397
That's a real good way to have nails left under your tires.

>>729560380
>Don't like eating literal shit
>You have shit taste
Okay

>>729562846
Are you trying to make fun of AMERICA with a hispanic kickball webm? Is that all you've got left? You can't point to a chain of british restaurants in America, you've admitted that American food sells in Britain (like the rest of the fucking planet). You haven't even addressed the fact that the blandness of your traditional foods are a well-known joke. So now you throw out "butthurt" because there's no possible way you can win the argument about which country's food is better?
And you can't even use an actual American team or an American sport to do it?

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>>729562563

Bangers and mash is more English, but nothing wrong with it, when the Sausages are prepared correctly and not store bought shit.

And a fresh gravy made from Scratch.

Gravy made from bones, and juices of the meat as it was frying away in a pan.

Americans think fast food is tasty, because all they taste is additives and artificial colouring and flavouring. That isn't proper food, that is congealed fats.

Hence why your population is over 60% overweight, 1/3rd of them being morbidly obese.

Have you actually prepared or eaten freshly cooked foods? There is a huge difference.

Enjoy your non-free Healthcare for your fat asses.

Also a proper burger. look at that bacon, proper bacon, not that streaky bullshit Americans consider bacon.

>>729552672
Lol someones angry

>>729561216
american fag here/can confirm this is actually really good. when you own the whole world, why not eat like a king?

>>729561679
Checkmate

>>729563060
I meant other culture's food, but you're clearly too stupid to understand that so I'm sorry, I shouldn't have written it.

Let me know once you're done being buttmad about our vastly superior taste in food.

Also, I've literally never heard anyone ever call American's 'burgers'. And to be honest you picked a shit British food because nobody here likes haggis either you mong.

>>729562865
It was named just to get your panties in a bunch. Mission Accomplished boys let's go home

>>729555920
crystallized ginger...........

>>729563397
I'm surprised the towing mirrors aren't stretched 3 feet out.

>>729563685
Not a huge fan of thick cuts of bacon but that thing looks delicious otherwise.

Also what is it with Kraft fucking cheese? Why do you guys use it in burgers when there's a myriad of better cheeses out there?

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>>729563060

I wouldn't want to eat the "American" version of haggis either. Because it is all shit.

Proper haggis is moist, meaty and a bit spicy and has a texture like minced beef.

Plus haggis is Scottish, not everyone in the UK eats it. That comment of yours to imply it is shows your ignorance.

And that is the main problem with Americans they are ignorant to anything outside the US.

However most successful chefs in the US on media and in business are not mostly Americans. Interesting huh.

>>729563831
>>729561679
literally a McDonalds in every first world country on the planet. people don't eat US food? bullshit.

>>729563831

Checkmate? Since when was "We don't eat your food so your food must be shit" ever a valid bit of proof?

The guy is a tard and so are you.

>>729564213
Psst dude. Buddy. I was agreeing. Don't do this

>>729564124

Because an "American" burger has to have processed cheese.

I prefer cheddar on my burgers personally, with a freshly made relish with added zing from a hint of lime in it.

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>>729552664
itt: unattractive inbred brits try to pretend their cooking is not an abomination.

>>729564442
Stay mad kid and sprinkle some fucking vinegar on your nasty ass food

>>729552767
yo wtf even IS most of this shit

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It's safe to say the Brits won this one.
A well earned rest is in order.

God save the Queen.

Goodnight fatties.

>>729552665
There's a hole in the world like a great black pit
And it's filled with people who are filled with shit,
And the vermin of the world inhabit it...

>>729564542
The granddad looks like a retarded Pewdiepie

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>>729563685
>Bangers and mash is more English
No shit, I'm making fun of Brit food. What thread have YOU been reading?
>Americans think fast food is tasty
So does everyone else in the world. That's why McDonalds are EVERYWHERE. This is not a uniquely American point of view.
>deflecting into health care
Funny how you're trying to change the subject instead of addressing the fact that no one outside of your little state wants to eat brit "cuisine". You have to because you live there, I get that. My point is that no one else wants to, but American restaurant chains are popular all over the world.
Everyone, including you, wants to eat American food.
No one, except you, wants to eat british food.

>>729564583
>kid

Oh no, he used the kid word. He must be older than me because he called me a kid. Well that invalidates my argument completely.

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>>729562132
keep eating those mad cow kebabs bongfags

>>729563685
no fuckin way I am eating that.

thick ass slices of ham don't go on a burger you fuckin tea nigger.

>>729552767
Did you just pour cranberry juice on bbq chips?

>>729556684
It's a fucking webm

>>729564798
This guy gets it. Get back to your beige slop and leave the delicious unhealthy food to 'murica.

>>729564761
He already looks retarded, so a more retarded version.

Do they have Jack in the Box in Europe?

>>729564213

They are franchises and not owned by McDonalds, they only sell the manager for a yearly fee the products to sell on.

Also, top 5 cuisines in the UK are..

1. Traditional British

2. Italian

3. Indian

4. Chinese

5. Thai

American style isn't even in there.

We have a Frankie and Benny's nearby, went there once, and it was actually run like an American franchise, people fucking about not giving a shit, all the ordered food prepared at different times so it sat on a pass for a long time, getting cold.

And when it arrived, it tasted artificial, like most American fast food places. Horrible.

Even Koreans know how to do a burger better, their kimchi topped burgers are fucking awesome.

>>729564902
Stay mad kid and rub some vinegar in those wounds. You said tard seriously, you're not out of highschool.

>>729552691
If human meat was prepared and cooked like that, I'd eat it.

But it isn't human meat. Made yourself look stupid as fuck for free.

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>>729565164
Cite your sources you delusional shit. I will give you Fish and Chips, that is good.

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>>729564542

itt: unattractive inbred americans try to pretend their cooking is their own and not taken from most european countries in the first place. because americans cant invent shit on their own.

>>729561216
American here... dont know if i can agree with this is as somebody of my political prefererence

>>729565403
fish n chips and America are the only good things the Brits ever invented.

>>729565409
That's why the "london" look is buck teeth.

>>729563685
percentage of overweight or obese population in the UK.

men 67%
women 57%

sooo....

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>>729565409
>bongfag copies my post word for word
>complains about americans being unoriginal
btw, that's a costume party pic you posted, dumbfuck.

>>729565164
>They are franchises and not owned by McDonalds,
That's how literally every McDonalds in the US works. The fact that McDonalds outside the US work the same way is not a point in your favor.
>top 5 cuisines in the UK are...
>1. Traditional British
Yes, we know you have shit taste. You don't seem to realize, though, the fact that no one else wants to eat that shit. You are a tiny minority in the world and you think that the fact that you were raised on flavorless goop somehow means you have a better understanding of flavor than the people who don't want to eat flavorless goop.

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>>729565742

Wow son you dun goofed.

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>>729561216
literally wtf'd

thanks /bee/ it's been awhile

>>729565409
one of the single largest post failures in /b/ history.

>>729564206
>not everyone in the UK eats it
The entirety of the UK could be a state within the US, and not even a particularly big or important one. Trying to distinguish parts of it is like comparing Cleveland, Cincinnati, and Columbus Ohio.

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>>729552691
>Hey you know that delicious looking chocolate cake? Now imagine it's actually made completely from shit. You're fucking disgusting for thinking it looks good.

>>729565947

Most American cooked meals are based on British and French meals anyway.

But you are basing your argument on a thought and not actually tasting freshly made UK meals.

So to be edgelord, you assume nobody else eats it.

But yet look at the top 20 chefs in the world. Ouch for you.

>>729557749
>Louisville

Wrong part of the country for BBQ anon. Anything decent anyway.

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>>729565409
let's not focus on teeth too much.

>>729564124
American Cheese melts well and blends with the taste of a fatty burger. It's a shit tier product, that happens to go well with a specific dish. Personally im a Havarti guy though.

>>729552768

=(