I'm collecting secrets. Give me your deepets ones.

>>729541745
I'm a pathological liar

>>729542098
i don't believe you.

>>729542386
Sure

I'm not really unable to believe that it's not butter.

I saw a couple fucking in the woods (He was on top of her). So I threw a stone at the guy and he got knocked out. The woman was too weak to move him and I ran away laughing.

>>729541745
Closet cuck. Have one ex that did it, had to move town n find new friends after she told everyone what I begged her to do

>>729542817
Fucking kek

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I steal memes.

I'm a time traveller from the year 2018 and my guilty pleasure is tacos because they are illegal in the year 2018

I'm black and my white blind gf don't know

I only lurk and never contribute shit

>be me 17 yaers old
>abused 16 year old gf like it was no ones buiseness
>beating her all day long to went anger
>she actually killed herself
>discovered body
>fucked her corpse
>burnt suicide note
>made it look like someome broke in
>the think she was raped and killed herself cuz of that
>was tge best time of my life

>>729541745
i fap to nudes.

>>729542817
my aunt died in the woods. she was having sex with a stranger and someone knocked him out. she then couldnt escape and died of exposure.

I kill JF Kennedy

>>729541745
im batman.

>>729545465
nice try fbi

when i was 8 i hacked into someones school email and started sending hecked up stuff

still not proud of that

im collecting deep secrets of others by using 4chan.

I'm white but I BLACKED my best friend's gf

I long to see my sister naked and I want to fuck most of her friends ...They are all under 17

I was fucking my gf in the woods when some asshole hit me in the head with a rock. I died and she did too cause I'm kinda overweight and she suffocated. Im back to kill that little turd.

>>729542098
soo you´re lying then?!

>>729541745
Ive eaten another guys cum out my gfs puissy

It was Christmas day and I was bored. No presents because I buy all my own stuff so I went for a drive out into the forest where it was snowwy and the only people around were on snowmobiles. I found my way through a canyon far from anyone else and went hiking up a hill into some trees where I wouldn't be found. I saw some deer about 100ft away and decided to enjoy myself and my urges. I found a log to sit on and began to masturbate. I stared at the deer, their white butts so eagerly temping my penis as I felt the intensity build. I came all over the log as the deer ran off. Feeling very pleased having enjoyed a feeling I had so long kept inside, I skipped down the hill singing like a very confident male opera singer, blasting loudly because no one was there to hear me.

I actually have thought about that day off and on for the past 10 years. It was a very important transitional day for me. I felt free.

>>729544444

>>729542870
That's one of my biggest nightmare.

>>729541745
im trying to turn myself gay so i can fuck a dude i know

>>729542870
The worst bit was she then started fucking my friends n sending me details

>>729547392
Actually, no that happened back in 1998, so make that 19 good fuck I'm old years

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>>729545417

I once killed a woman while having sex in the woods. Some little faggot threw a rock at me while I was railing this slut and I pinned her down long enough for her to die of exposure.

>>729546970
wtf does this mean?

I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

>>729547738
>The worst bit was she then started fucking my friends n sending me details

>>729544445
Yay, so good to be a normie when I read about fuckwits like you. Enjoy your sad pathetic life you scum. :P

>>729541745
sucked a dick when I was eight

I had sex with my 5 year old cousin when I was 15 I'm now 18 and still long to do it again she was tight and squirmed a lot so turned me on even more I came inside her then stuck my dick in her mouth

>>729541745
> Asshole cop harassed my sister just so he could check her out.
>Really upset her. Really pissed me off.
>Few days latter I see him park his car at a 7/11
>I had to take a shit. So I shit into a burger container I had and thru it into the open window of his police cruiser.
> The shit partially rolled under the front passenger seat, so its likely he didn't see it.
> he got in his car and drove away
> Never heard what happened to the poop. But I almost want to confess just to find out if he had to clean it up.

I cheated on my girlfriend of five years the other day. We had had a threesome with this girl I met at rehab, and the only stipulation was to not sleep with her on my own. But I did. And it was the best sex I've ever had.

We were wasted, and I told her I loved her. The fucked up part about this is this girl is a rape survivor - and like the sweetest thing. I had to tell her later on in the evening that we can't be together and that I was just drunk.

We're still really good friends, and talked today, but I fucked with her emotions just to get sex, and I feel like utter shit.

I'm not like that at all - and never thought I'd be capable of it.

I don't know if I can live with this guilt.

This was the second threesome we've had in the last month. I am in love with the first girl we slept with.

im doing my wifes friends....

>>729548340
lol

>>729548696
It's called 69

I convinced a 11 year old girl suck my dick and let me lick her feet.
One of the best loads I've ever had

>>729548731
You should fuck her now...She probably has some new tricks to show ya

been in luv with my cousin for 7 years and nobody knows it!

when i was 5 or 6 i made my best friend take off his clothes and we kissed each others dongs

still don't know why i did that

I am an alcohol and it's ruining my family

>>729541745
I am completely heterosexual during the day. But sometimes at night I dream of putting on a frilly, short pink dress, slowly pulling on some stockings, putting on some lipstick (the best part) and then going to an adult book store or
red light district and surrendering myself to every man who wants to come in my mouth or elsewhere.

>>729549979
i'm a beer and my family is cool with it

I masturbate with my adult son whilst talking with him anonymously online.

>>729550111
you are trips, and that's ok.

>>729541745
I'm a furry.

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>>729545707
>hecked up stuff

I believe you actually.

>>729550385
hes a good boy

I like that boy

>>729541745
i'm addicted to pony porn

>>729548680
The stories and information posted here are autistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>729548340
stone here. once some idiot pulled me out of dirt and threw me on a ugly bitch which then died i think. couldnt remember the details because i have no brain.

I have a fetish for head petting.

>>729541745
i spit in my hand and fap to images of feet and pretend im smelling the feet

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>>729550971

>>729551229
smelly feet here. I fap to images of guys with spit in their hand

i am severely addicted to oxygen.
like i have to huff it constantly or i can't even stay awake.

In 2018 I threw a mattress in the school pool. took a crane to get it out.

>>729543069
And thumbnails, apparently.

>>729541745
>I had a drinking problem when I was about 17-18
>would get drunk before, during and after college
>there was a class presentation I did drunk once, I downed like 6 shots straight before it
>it was recorded, pretty sure the vid is still in the college somewhere
>went to a party this chick invited me to
>make a mistake and get absolutely shit faced
>almost pass out, lose track of time, sit like a zombie, shakes, throw up every few minutes for the rest of the party
>she told everyone in class the day after
>everyone pointed fingers and laughed at me
>ruined my life
>quit drinking for a year
>came back to drinking but try to limit myself now and I don't drink when I don't need to
never told anyone about this, still get the urge to just randomly get fucked up but then i think of that party and stop myself

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>>729551720
>2018

>>729551894
I just said it so you distract yourself with thinking so much that you don't notice that I'm jerking off onto your face.

>>729545417
Kek

>>729552581
DID YOU EVER SEEN A DICK

My secret fetish is inflation.
I enjoy unscrewing the top of the shower and shoving the pipe up my ass to inflate myself.
My stomach inflates like a baloon and when i reach a limit I try and hold it in while masturbating.
It's painful sometimes and ends up really shitty, but I enjoy it too much to stop

>>729541745
i have a diaper fetish. im sitting here in just a shirt and diaper browsing this site and a diaper themed social media site

>>729541745
I'm only on Instagram to follow cute tweenage dancers and models.

>>729552856
only the giant, throbbing, intrusive dick that's sneaking up behind you

>>729553388
triple doubles!!!

>>729550971
Dirt here. Some asswipe pulled a stone out of me to throw at some skank who died from it. Son of a bitch didn't have the right to mess with me, so I fucked up his shoes to get back

>>729553588
You almost got a quad and doubles.

>>729553785
or triple dubs in response to trip dubs

i beat and raped a girl with my ex best friend. we creampied her, we might have kids

>find some family members old cds
>pron, old ladies
>make cover for it "free porn!!"
>put im neighbors mailbox

>>729553911
but I did get split dubs while talking about trip dubs.

>>729541745
> chained up dog snarls at me
> so I peed on him.
fucking dog.

i think i might fuck my cousin this week. she is a big slut and gets really drunk at parties. plus like up until a year ago i would give her bare ass massages. long story short she will get super drunk at this party and then spend the night in my room. ps everyone is assuming i will take care of her if she gets drunk so they will throw her onto me. what do you think? do i have a shot at something?

One time I tried to kill myself by overdosing on dog poop. True story.

>>729554788
masturbate and ask yourself the question again. A person will always have a clearer mind after releasing their sexual drive

After a long 2 hours at the gym, I go into the tanning beds for 15 min. I than masturbate, bust all over the bed and leave all my back and ass sweat for someone else to walk in to

>>729555522
Nice forthsdubs
Alsi enjoy your skin cancer

>>729541745
> I hate my sister, my sister hates me
> we fight constantly
> but onetime I told her that no guys like her, and it seemed to really upset her. And that really upset me. Cant really express why.
> she seems to get depressed about it
> so I started sending her love emals from a secret admirer. Perked her up!
> now I'm stuck. don't want to stop the notes and have her get upset. Don't want to admit it was me. But maybe the confidence will help her find someone and I can stop.
> in the meantime, shes starting to send me back emails saying sexy things I really don't think she should be saying to someone she doesn't know who he is, but I cant say anything.

I'm a bananaposter

>>729556012
too far
fucking banana posters should get bananaed in the ass

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>>729556362
Someone needs some potassium

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>>729555977
Try to get nudes?

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>>729541745
I want to collect dirty panties from hot girls and make tea from them

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>>729549344
Proof that foot fetishists are pedophiles.

>>729556706
fuck you, you detestable sub human

how many banana posters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
It doesn't matter, they are all fuckheads

>>729549344
greentext? i need to fap

I use to wank while in my cousins room and sniffing her used thongs

>>729557356
Even more proof that footfags are degenerate pedos.

>>729553001
niga wat

>7777

>>729557579
not a footfag, just a hebe

>>729553001
Everyone does that anon.

i cant cum while fucking my wife unless i think about my 1st gf who was a 15 yo loli body or when i penetrated my 11-12yo sister when i was 13-14

Foot fetish is the most common fetish in the world, so I guess a lot of dudes are pedos

>>729558303
These need green texts. Especially the sister story.

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So I was browsing /b/ one afternoon and I went to a thread. Inside of the thread I made a post about the other viewers not responding to the post. If they did respond, they were safe but if they didn't, their mom would surely be in shambles.
I turned off /b/, and the next morning on the news, it was revealed that 7 people's mothers in my town were mysteriously killed with no real sign of death.
I feel as I am the cause of those deaths for some odd reason...

>>729558676
the mother mangler strikes again

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>>729541745
>be me
>15 at the time
>friends want to pick someome up scince their class just ended
>2 girls with them (13 and 12)
>they come with us
>next day
>get text from unknown number
>"I love you anon"
>dont believe
>ask her who she is
>its the 13 year old girl
>okbutidontloveher.jpg
>same day after school friends meet with them again
>the 12 year old asks me if i loved the 13 year old
>No.png
>she asks again
>No.webm
>continues asking doesnt stop
>eventually decide to fuck it and just say i love her aswell
>try to be as much of an asshole as i can
>always make her come to my place
>1 day later
>decide to literally fuck it
>put hands into her pants
>Yes.jpg
>she lets me do it
>take her clothes off
>Whatthehellshedoesntcare.gif
>Eventually make her jerk me off
>she has no plan how
>explain her how
>this goes on for like 4 days she always comes over then gets naked and jerks me off while i play videogames
>One day ask her for blowjob
>She says yes
>Have to explain how to give a blowjob aswell
>this also goes on for a few days
>ask her if she wants to fuck
>she says when she gets 14
>Shitthatslikein7months.jpg
>just tell her ok
>Eventually get a text from the other girl
>she asks if i love her
>No.png
>She says "i love you anon"
>Tell her to fuck off even if i try to be an ass i wont cheat on anyone
>She ends up telling lies and 13 year olf breaks up with me
>Still a virgin but atleast i got a bj from an underage

>>729541745
well, my deepest darkest secret is that i found out my dick was actually a banana

>>729558676

sbooki

>>729553615
Beetle here, saw a couple fucking in the woods and out of no where an asteroid came and hit the dude in the head. He passed out and the girl he was fucking wasn't a girl, he died of exposure.

I wish I were a loli so I could fuck pedos and underage boys and girls.

>>729555977
Seems wrong. Eventually the situation will change you. I suggest you stop before it becomes an uncontrollable habit.

>>729555202
Yes.

> 9 yr/old me w friend
> goes on mountain and play wars
> starts pretend we has war seex slaves
> start fucking eachother in ass
> friends mother comes on mountain bc food is ready
> friends mother sees
> i sees that friends mother sees
> i run home and never talk about friend and friends mother again.

Sometimes i see him on the bus, and im pretty surte he sees me too, but wee both pretend taht we dont know eachother and that we dont remember what happend that day, also, his sister is a transexual.

/pol/ gave me both a hatred of niggers and a love for black cock

>>729559931
Fucking same. I'd just want pedos to fuck me tbh fam.

>>729549021
you gotta come clean to your girlfriend man, you can redeem yourself by telling her. Whether she stays with you or not is completely up to her. But at least you can have a clear conscience. just tell her the truth.

>>729555202
I do this when deciding if I should hire an escort!

>>729558563
>be me 13
>2 sisters both younger
>sex play when i was 8 and they were 7 and 6
>puberty hits
>pubes, discover mastubation
>me now 13, sisters now 11 and 12
>perveted me convinces both sisters to play truth or dare with me
>get both sisters to take off panties, show boobs
>younger of the 2 still pre-puberty
>younger sis chickens out after the 1st day
>older of the 2 sis, started puberty
>cone tits and hairy pussy
>start routinely diddling her
>gets so wet
>pussy grips around my one finfer
>wonder i can get further
cont?

>>729560502
Right!? If you want someone who will make sure you're happy, it will be a true pedo. But I'd also be in it for the underage puss too.

>>729561152
Don't fucking ask if we want you to continue. Of course we want you to continue! Thanks btw for telling the story.

I'm a closet pedo

>>729561755
That'd actually be really cool. But I'd mostly be in it just to see them enjoy my tight loli body. I'd even tease non-pedos just to see if I could convert them. Wow, I'd be an evil loli.

And yeah, that too, but sadly most girls only experiment with other girls in high school and college :/

>>729562167
Welcome to the club dude.

>>729562270
Yeah there is that. I'd probably fuck anyone and everyone that would have me.

>>729561944
>masturbated in front of her
>cum on ber bed
>some gets on her sheets
>shit anon
>diddles continue
>one day im not sure if she or i brought it up but we decide to try sex
>we're the inly ones home
>i get on bottom she sits on my diamond dick
>1/4 way in
>it hurts anon
>take a break
>try again
>she lays on the edge of my bed and spreads herself
>i insert
>get 1/4 way in
>it hurts anon
>push a little more
>anon, it feels like i need to poop
>look down, 1/2 way in
>start to pump, not sure exactly what im doing
>she says enough and i pull out
>another break
>she says shes ready for another round then mum comes home
will cont...

>>729563303
I am so jelly. I wish I had grown up with a cute loli sister or shota brother for wincest fun. Continue, please.