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ITT: Ask a former christian who converted to Judaism anything.

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ITT: Ask a former christian who converted to Judaism anything.
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why?
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>>729523108
For the shekels, of course!
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>>729523199
This is not me.

>>729523108
Because I found G-d and the essence of christianity in Judaism.
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>>729523055
how does baked foreskin taste?
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What the fuck is wrong with you
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how? did they have anal with u?
or just a bj?
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>>729523055
how does it feel to be the only thing keeping white people from destroying themselves?
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>>729523276
>>729523199
this is not me

i just love shekels
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>>729523276
I think you misunderstood my questions.

what I meant is: why would I ask you a question? what makes you think you're interesting?
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Why is it that we don't get enough R34 on Kobolds?
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>>729523313
was circumcized anyway.... had phymosis as a baby

>>729523329
Why u mad tho

>>729523374
No.
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>>729523390
feelsgoodman.jpg
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What's your nationality/ethnicity?
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>>729523055
can you feel it?
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>>729523644
Feel it deep down to my neshama.
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>>729523276
Where do you stand on Israel?
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>>729523796
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>>729523055
What's your favorite furniture ?
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>>729523934
Simple furniture.
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>>729523561
Austrian.

inb4 feeling guilty because of hitler
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Why are otters so awesome?
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>>729524120
Because they are very comfortable.
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>>729523055
why are you on /b/?
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>>729523918
Lolocaust?
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>>729524285
because I used to browse /b/ a lot... now just visiting.

A lot has changed here.

When I was still around, Milhouse was a not a meme.
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Why is it that Bluetooth audio devices lack a high precision timer along with a peer to peer synchronization frame where audio devices with different chips etc can still accurately playback separate audio channels, while maintaining proper synchronization?
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>>729524445
Whats the stance on uncut men wanting to convert to shekelisim? Do they have to get cut? Will a rabbi succ my penor afterwards?
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>>729524747
My bluetooth headphones have like a 1 second delay on all audio played, the jack wore out and I can't even use them anymore, its mildly infuriating enough to ruin it for me.
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>>729523276
What don't you just say God, faggot?
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which country are you from?
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>>729524789
most later life converts don't have to get cut unless they're joining a more strict sect. At which point they'd have had to go to rabbinical school for several years before that.
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>>729523055
I heard it was hard to be accepted in the jewish community, what did you have to do?
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>>729523055
If I convert, will I be able to get in on the money? Because I'll totally fucking do it.
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>>729525179
Jewish community meaning Palestine.
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>>729524747
Not op.
When u use peer to peer you are sending the signal to a multifuction computer. The device still has to covert the sigal & send to the proper channels/apps. Where as an audio device is made solely for audio and only audio. The audios computer doesnt have to worry if the incoming signal is an image video or other type of file. It will only take audio.
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>>729525179
Depends on the community.
If its orthodox judaism its very complicated.
I adhered to conservative judaism.
Basically I had to be a novice for a year to learn and study about the Torah, jewish traiditions etc.
>>729525033
I already said... Austria.
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>>729523055
Where do you live? Is your gf Jewish? What do you think of Trump?
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>>729525495
>I already said... Austria.
>>729526041

Ok, never mind the question asking where you live.
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>>729523460
>>729524445
>>729525495
>>729526134
This is not me
I really love shekels
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>>729525259
marry a JAP, you can inherit her family's old wealth
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Do Jewish people believe in ghost, Demons, reincarnation, wichtcraft,aliens,hell and heaven?
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>>729526506
You have no idea how badly I want to do exactly this, my man.
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>>729525495
>>729526237
Did the Holocaust happen?
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is the gas chamber your favorite
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>>729523055

You had an urge to take lands belonging to other people ?
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>>729526692
No, you're confusing the superior ASHKENAZI JEWISH people, who hold 27% of nobel prizes, even though they only represent 0.2% of the population, with WH*TE people, who need to be castrated, so they stop shooting up schools
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>>729524105
endlich nimmt jemand von euch die schuld auf sich. danke.
;)
grüsse aus franken.
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>>729527404

Both shoot up children.
No difference there.
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>>729523390
What a basic bitch
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יא גבר
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>>729527404
The Nobel committee and family were shekel hoarders so what's more surprising is that the prize has actually gone to anyone other that a kike
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>>729528496
We don't speak faggot. Try English.
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>>729523055

Pesach sameach, Brother.
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>>729528607
אתה הומו
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>>729523055
Where is the gold?
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>>729526692

Learn your history, faggot. Those olive trees are ISRAELI olive trees. We didn't take anyone's land, it's ours and always has been. Kick us off, we'll come right back and get it.
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>>729524105

Welche Gegend?

Do you think that Jews are the only humans who will be saved by god?

How can you become jewish, if your mother is not jewish?
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>>729530272

"ISRAEL" you say?
There was no such thing 70 years ago fuckwad.
Dont learn history, checkout Wikipedia for kids.
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we all are in losing team to enter winning team you must be a jew but even if you are %50 jew they wont accept you only libcuck jews maybe but thats no shekel global power closest thing to winning team is christians aka slaves jews master simple
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>>729523055
Did jews admit they did 7/11?
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>>729530634
beacaus they have already been there. its a little like the fucking brits reserve sun-loungers at 5 am.
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>>729531394

So they went out for a pint?
What a kikefag.
If they had a place, they wouldve gone there during WWII not to countries that set them on fire.
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>>729532492
We weren't allowed to leave those countries.....
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how the fuck can you convert? I thought that wasn't allowed.
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>>729531370
i heard it was a part time job
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