REKT
>>729490431
You misspelled "YLYL".
>>729490431
That's actually kind of hot, he has a nice dick.
>>729490431
I expected his dick to blow up, or at least blow his load.
I'm disappointed.
>>729492130
I was hoping the engine was running and the condom would melt to the tailpipe and/or his dick. I, too, was disappointed.
>>729492664
ISIS have gone too far this time.
>>729490431
I was so fucking scared that whole time.
>>729491247
Do you think he lived?
>>729493490
yea, he walked it off
>>729493477
This is a good way to keep the meat in the freezer. It will taste the same as fresh meat and you won't have ice shunks forming on it.
>>729492540
I saw rhe thumbnail and thought shit no. I clicked on the video for a second. Shit no. I have already had three nightmares of cutting off my dick. Now that I've said all this I'm going to have to watch the whole thing.
>>729493748
:( This is giving me nightmares for sure.
>>729492664
>50 shades of jihad
>>729495052
>radical islam
lost
/r/ing a jihad gif
>>729494225
Sadly, a fake shit.
>>729493490
How else do you think he moved?
Fucking idiot
>>729492664
Why don't you post the part where they murdered him, stupid fuck...
>>729494225
Rip morgan freemam
>>729495328
in tears
>>729495328
Lost it. Seen this before, gets me every time
Love the face of that chick in green who walks past at the end
>>729495052
Kek
>>729495328
And from that, Kofi Kingston was born...
>>729495328
did she died?
>>729493223
me too
>>729496440
Severe head injury, but pretty sure the bitch is still alive.
>>729497591
fucking faggot
>>729497591
fuck you this like for real scared me
>>729497591
That was gay. You are gay.
>>729497591
fucking retard i hope you die like a nigger
>>729497591
obviously rekt
>>729495785
Are you for real or are you just a dumbass newfag?
>>729497591
you honestly scared my tatas
>>729494225
>shoot
>360
can niggers do anything right?
>>729497591
:(
>>729493490
With that level of nerve gas exposure? Not likely.
>>729493744
Ice shunks are the worst. And I always thought chunks were bad.
>>729498233
I thought this was a REKT thread!!!
>fucking lost
>>729497591
Thank mr skeltal
>>729493477
the music for this was great
>>729497591
Well, after that shit show, have some cute puppies.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=P4yrKDNVnJg
>>729490431
Sex with a tailpipe looks exhausting
>>729499249
>muh dad joke
You rat bastard.
>>729498333
Holy shit the absolute madman
He actually turned 360 degrees and walked away
>>729493223
Its GTA V all over again
>>729500148
very clean
>>729500148
This is like porn somehow, am I wrong?
>>729501481
Please don't be too edgy...
>>729500964
It's like porn for me but definitely not sexual (if that makes any sense).
>>729495328
>>729497591
you motherfucker
>>729499836
this is quite adorable
>>729495328
anyone got more shit like this lmao
>>729492540
This video actually makes me horny. Who wouldn't want a girl holding their actual bare balls in their hand? I mean maybe not cut them off, but slit my scrotum open and play with my balls, baby
>>729499836
Do you fuck it?
>>729500148
You think you remain conscious for some time? Like two or three seconds?
>>729502507
I almost threw up, congrats
>>729503645
What I fucking hate about people is they would blame the driver for going too fast. Yes, a good driver possibly could have avoided that, but that kid was a fucking idiot, and they weren't going to contribute anything to society. I really hope it died, and I'm not saying that to be edgy, that kid really shouldn't be alive anymore.
>>729502507
Woah...fuck, I'm out. Call me a newfag, but thats just too disgusting.
>>729503927
cancer or bait, either way kys
>>729497591
who gets scared by this shit..
>>729504113
i screamed in lecture. dude behind me said i was autistic
>>729502883
definitely.
after a person got beheaded by guillotine, the executioner lifted the head up, so the poor fuck could see the angry mob in his/her last moments
>>729503796
>good driver possibly could have avoided that
How? They couldn't have seen the kid running up on the other side of the boulevard. By the time they could have seen the kid, it was far too late to brake and swerving to avoid hitting an animal (to include humans) is just stupid. Better to hit the brat (who should have fucking stopped for traffic), brake safely, and pull over to the side of the road. That driver did nothing wrong.
>>729503796
i agree, what is so hard about checking theirs not a car coming for these people?
>>729502950
lol. Aren't the skis supposed to emergency release?
https://amaturetube.info/web-cam-chat bump
>>729500964
Yea, arousing but not sexually.
>>729502507
As soon as I saw shit, I turned it off. It's just one fetish I don't understand.
>>729495328
What a fucking race.
>>729495607
real http://heavy.com/news/2017/04/stevie-steve-stephens-cleveland-facebook-live-shooting-full-video-unedited-watch/
>>729495328
>So long, King Bowser!
>>729504810
>>729504981
what a dumbass
>>729499571
But...
Black lives matter?
>>729503796
>that kid was a fucking idiot
It's a kid, they don't think to look left and right they know the danger but don't care.
>>729504981
magyarköcsög :DD
>>729498233
>>729504981
This is absolutely hilarious. It's like she's some shephard trainee.
>>729504856
Unsure if filename is funny because the dude has a metaphorical advantage in life, or if it's because the nignog is both literally and metaphorically too stubborn/stupid/unwilling to get on 'track'.
>>729504711
it's not the ski that is stuck, but his leg with the skiboots
>>729501481
need more practice
>>729504783
same! I don't want to know what happens, just seeing shit caused a NOPE!
>>729502923
>>729503927
>>729504783
>>729505567
normies detected
>>729505256
Isn't that Limmy?
>>729504856
dumb fucking niggers
>>729498960
what is it?
>>729502824
M E T A
>>729492664
jesus christ almighty. i am out of here before everyone in this thread gets B& and V&
>>729505912
Christ when that fucking sign comes down and wrecks that dude. Insane
>>729505926
Lol it choked out the other fucker
>>729505247
Budos cigany
>>729504711
you can change the tension on the release.
>>729506023
i kek'd
>>729506168
BAJSZOS SZAR
>>729497591
AAAAHHHHH AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
>>729503645
I love how the lady sees the whole thing happen and just doesn't care
>>729492540
I'd love a female version, but somehow everyone within the Painolympics-like szenes are dudes.
>>729502883
>>729504243
Wrong. The drop in blood pressure makes you lose consciousness instantaneously. There's a misconception that you must be still conscious as sometimes the body/face will move after decapitation but it's purely involuntary
>>729505912
Twisted Metal
>>729499450
>>729506367
> That Putin
>>729495607
Can't tell if you're trolling or just retarded
This dude is all over the news rn
>>729506561
topkek
>>729505926
>> while choking the other roo
Sheeeesh shhheeeeshhh!!!
>>729503796
>>729504413
>>729504426
Not parents and have no idea what they are talking about. Agree about survival of the fittest but your reasoning is as dumb as this kid. You must be a kid also.
>>729490431
>>729506322
>>729506367
>>729506367
Hahah fuck Putin is a boss
>>729495328
must be a new wrestling move
>>729506951
i died
>>729506951
Way more intelligent than a sandnigger
>>729506596
>
he isn't a good friend of Berlusconi for nothing
>>729495328
https://youtu.be/GgTsONj7eXY
>>729496405
>>729507227
>>729507169
and so /b/'s true nature shows. rekt thread turned into adorable animal appreciation thread
humanity is inherently good, after all
totally rekt
>>729504711
yea but it looks like it was his boot that got stuck
>>729490431
>filename
>>729491942
He's kinda fat though.
>>729491247
Damn
>>729491247
The walking dead sure make some realistic looking zombies huh?
>>729493477
Kinda hot actually.
>>729507308
Kek
>>729507682
Fake and gay.
>>729502507
this must be fake, can't be not fake
>>729508013
are you retarded or somthing?
>>729508085
your mother is a whore
>>729508112 no but i have a gf
>>729498689
kek
>>729504174
you probably are
>>729507409
He is the three stooges of criminals...
>>729508205
reported for underage, GTFO
>>729508013
I want one for gerbilling. Imagine it stretching it's wings in your rectum.
>>729507409
Lost.
>>729506561
thats my jam
>>729506485
this
>>729495607
Are you fucking retarded? The realness of that video isn't even up for debate anymore.
>>729508441
>>729505440
its the 2nd one
>>729505114
they're meant to matter, but not to black people.
It's ok if the ((((((((((music industry)))))))))))
continues to promote, and give deals to people who glamorize/desensitize people to murder, crime, degeneracy.
that's "culture"
>>729508761
%triforce
>>729508761
% triforce
>>729508761
%tri force
>>729501481
Oh the joys of living in a 3rd world shithole
>>729508863
>>729508901
>>729499450
Looks like it jabbed her tail bone. Makes you feel like you're shitting out a bowling ball.
>>729508863
Hahahahahahahaha what new fag... I can't believe you fell for that... what a fuckn noob.
Good job rabbit.
It was almost immediate lol
>>729497591
Jokes on you I have dial up this loaded like a slide show
>>729490431
We miss some rekt posters in pur group. Everybody is welcome and there are NO rules: https://chat.whatsapp.com/BHvr4WCyUCZ7ozH8rKrVcE
>>729508761
%̺̯̙̙͓̲̥̮̓̑̐̓͒͒̔t͍͉͔̗͈̥̣̾͂ͦ̈́r̠̹͕̔ͮ͊̃̋̆͊̈́̀ì̧̱̮͖̹̲͔̭̖̕f̶̹͉͓̈̄̂͟o̴̧̲̮̝͔̓̓ͅŗ̥͓̹͉͕̺͈͂ͯ̉͊̔͂͂ͤc̢̮̝̬͉̤̰ͪ͂ͮ̉̒͆͌̌͡ȩ̷͓̮̠̗̬̞̘ͯ͆ͣ̈́
>>729508761
>Look guys, I'm not a newfag!
%triforce
>>729508761
Ḓ̨͖i̳̱͓̭d͞ ̣ț̺̠̭̘̙̩h͜i̱̞̙͇̻̖s̷̤̪͙̥̟͚ ̦̼̻͉̝̤ͅw̠̹̻̹͝ͅo̜̜r̮̠͎̺̖̜ͅk̜̬͙̀?́
>>729508934
>You fucked up fucking up
>how do you fuck up this hard?
>>729506217
Kek
>>729506561
Z-e-x-y.
%triforce
it works
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super^script
>>729491755
how it feel to chew 5 gum
>>729503593
FUCK YOU!! FUCK OFF!! ROT IN HELL YOU ABSOLUTE FAGGOT!!!!!! WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU FUCKING SARACEN SODOMITE REDNECK HILLBILLY NIGGERFAGGOT CUCK PEDOPHILE FILCHER?????!?!?!!!!!!!!!
GO KILL YOURSELF!!!!!! GO FUCKING KILL YOURSELF RIGHT THE FUCK NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DRINK BLEACH!!!!!!!! DRINK BLEACH AND CUT YOUR WRIST WITH A BUTTERKNIFE AND SHOOT YOURSELF IN THE STOMACH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yeah
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>>729507682
monkey see monkey do
>>729508994
%tri
for ce
>>729493490
yeah he´ll stick around ya know?
>>729509391
Someone is angry :D
>>729509415
[zalgo] Nezperdian hive-mind [/zalgo]
>>729506427
"Huh... Little shit. It was his own dam fault."
>>729509195
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>>729509594
Lel
>>729508994
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>>729497591
i honestly get jumpscared.
>>729490431
Gentlemen, start your engines!
>>729504810
Poor Limberbutt Thundersnatch
>>729507466
lost
>>729504856
Nigger Snorlax need to drop some weight anyway
>>729504243
Whenever I cut off an Ajin's head, I hold it up so their last sight can be their new head reforming on their body.
>>729509817
GTFO we don't speak money
>>729506023
had to rewatch to catch that
holy fuck.
reminds me of starship troopers or something
>>729504413
Are you fucking dense? You won't be able to see the kid running from the car's position, also by the time he saw the kid it's too late already. Considering the speed of the car, he might still hit the kid and others if he turn his car on the left or right.
>>729495052
Premature detonation, every Muslim's worst fear.
>>729500148
Add oberture 1812 ending background sound and this video becomes magnificent
>>729504810
Penwings...
>>729506561
holy balls that is funny
>>729501184
Inconceivable!!!
>>729497591
I lol'd
>>729508588
Clearly fake. Blood flowing the WRONG WAY, looks like kool-aid lol, and crappy camera angle/shakiness. Staged.
>>729495052
fake and gay
the fucking chicken coinnoseur has similar effects on his YT videos
'̥̲̞͡d͕͓̻̜̀t'̝̩̭̬̼͇͠rḭ̵͖͍̣ifor'̠̼̺͠ͅt͎͙̜̳̳͚͉'̜̩v̘̬̞͇e̴͈n̙̭'͚̦t̩̗̘̝̤'c'̵ve'̴̩t̡̗͙e̘n̰̥͔̼'̸̩̰̙y̛̘̭̹̜̦̼͕'͖̭͓̝͇̠̭a̴l̞̯̺̥ĺ̯̲'̟s̳̼t̪͍'͢d̙̣̼͉͙͇̱͡'n̶̪͉̗̙'̯͟t̞̥͓͈̳̜̣'̙v̦̘̪̼̭e̹̮͎'͡l̖̤̝l̹̹̮̯̯̠͍'̱͓̯̙͕o̻̘̦̯̜̦n͈͢'̣̤t̩͟'̺͖̱̬̜̙́v̛̯̩̥͖̼e̥̦̳̟h̖e͇̖̻̲͝'d̗̞͙̼͈'̤̺̭̙̫̭ẉ̼͉͙ͅh̭͠o̲͔m̵̮̼̹͖͉̖͇'s̸̗̘ͅt̲͙͠'̣͇͕͍̜͉̣d͙̠̩̳'͖̦̟̯̫ͅv̖͍͎e̲̝̭͓͟'̻̮͓̘̩̥͚dͅḭ̗͙͎̩͍ͅs̸t̤͎̗̹͙̫͇́'̨̥̗̮̙̻d̺̤̭'̲̣͙n̴͕̠'̸͚̜t͡'̲̼͙̠̝s̯̘͇͍̱t̹͕'̦̞̺d̫̣̳̖̖͎͚'͏̭ͅv͍̹͔̦e̖͓͓̪'̗̠̩̣l͡l̯͎̪̦̠ͅ'̩͕͓̠͚s̪̠̦'̻̘̠̼̫d̪'̢̻̟̪̟v̞̙̦̜̹e̗̞̯̱̭'̖͙̥̗̮̠ͅr͜e̸̗͚̫̹̜̤͉'̺̟̜̣͙͇̭͢n̙̟̲̟̹'̷̣͔̯̭̠t̴̻͖̖'̸̯̻͓͙͚̮y͏'al̝l̸͚͇̗̲̺'̯͚̤̤̝̳l̥̖͜ḽ̨̖͈̪̦͕'̪̤ͅv͓̯̹̜e͓̠͘n̜͝'̠͓̭̞͍̬t̛̫̫̞̖̙̝ͅ'͕̲͓̺͙̙t'̮͠wh̥̪͎̻͢o̥̰͔m͉̠̼̤̭'̠͞s̱̭͔̤̜͜t̘͚̗͕͔ͅ'̨̣ḏ͘'̴͇y͔͖͖̻̲̫̦'̢̱͎a͉l̶l̡͎͕̮͇̯͚'̺̥͍̳̟̬̜v̩̣̺e̯̟̣̙̮'͈̞̮̭̰̟͟n̢t̟̥̟̫͉͚ͅ'͙̝ĺḽ̖͕̲̘͕̪'̧͍v̷͉̜̦͓̞e͚'̙̪̞͚̦̭͚y̳̼̩͝'͈a̰͙̦̘̪̹l̸͔̤͚l͢'̘̭̪̪̠͍̖o͍̜̮͉̯ͅư̙͍̠͉̖gh̜͉̪̝͙̰͟t̯͙͓̞͇̦̀n͏̤͇̰͕͖͙̬'̀tt̟̯̟̹͈̖'͎s͕̤̝h̻͉̼͘a̰̝̣͖̣͈̱n̝̜'ț̩̦͉'͇̭v̛̼̱̲̬ḙ̠̳̦̮͖͡'̢̫͔̦̻̣t̜̣͈̤͘ẖ̻͚̪̤ͅer͏͎e̪̪̮̥͕̣͘'̩̝͉́d̞͎̠̱͚̬n̺̳̘̮̩̟̙'͚t̖͈̙̮'͈̘̱̝v̨̹͈̞͙et͍̖̳̮̮̬'͙̠̰b͙̙̟̱̰͢e̡̤̦͔'̶̣͈̝͖͚s͇̠̣̬̩̳t̫̱̀'̖̳̗̜̳d̻n̘͎'̬̪͉m̻̜̠i̞͢gh͍̜̗̰t̺͇̮̜̰n̼'̸̻t'̵v̭̗̖̖̹e̫͍̼̦͈̟n̵͚̥'̠̹̦̼̫̼̟t'̲s͉͖̥͖t̗͓͖̬'̡v͕e̵'̧̜͓̥̣͉̰̣t͟e̹̼̙̙̣̟n̼͓̝͍'͔̤͔͖͎̖͞y̜͇̱͍͍
>>729493477
Why no close up on the pussy..
>>729505965
A cute kids' show. It'll take your mind off the jumpscares.
>>729494225
Is that tomato juice on the floor?
>>729506512
lmao, twisted bodies
>>729508761
%triforce
[flip] im a faggot [/flip]
[zalgo] i suck dicks [/zalgo]
>implying this isnt trolling me
>>729508205
DAYUM...did she died?
>>729507547
THAT NIGGER REALLY KNOW HOW TO EAT PUSSY DAAAMN
>>729507393
you monster.... this is the most unhuman shit i´ve ever seen before.
>>729491755
I hope a vet could save that poor cutie
>>729507409
>he comes back and trys again
FUCKING KEK
>>729508205
I forgot how hot iCarly was.
>>729508761
shhhh, don't tell the newbs our secrets
%triforce
>>729508761
¿ʞɹoʍ ʇᴉ pᴉp
>>729499571
I bet that was her own dog.
>>729503593
>people actually drink that trash
>>729493477
whats the story behind this?
>>729507547
w-w-what is he doing to the poor pussy
>>729502507
Tutorial video:how to look like a shithead (literally)
>>729491755
Whats the point in killing it if you're going to blow up everything edible
>>729511831
Erotic asphyxiation
>>729511831
Porn.
>>729511831
nerve gas
>>729491247
thread ruined in the first post. rekt is not gore, faggot
>>729492664
this is a man's punishment in islam for murdering a woman
>>729492664
Too soon
>>729506367
I never noticed that the words she had written on herself were "idi nahui putin". Literally CS:GO insult tier.
>>729508761
/zalgo fuck off
>>729497591
WOOOAH soppoky! had to chek my closet just in case
>>729508761
[flip] papa 4chan told me this works [/flip]
>>729510084
That nigga saved her!
>>729495328
SO LONG GAY BOWSER
>>729512535
Did you find something?
>>729499651
no wonder these fags need others to fight for their sheckels
https://youtu.be/VuXNMkBJbNg
>>729496096
What amuses me is that the other guy is kicking her(?) before the nigger goes full rampage.
>>729495328
Trump aint got shit on this slick ass nigger
>>729509424
dont even go there
>>729493477
mail-order-bride.webm
>>729506626
>news
>9/11
>still being this retarded
>>729508343
>No nudity
>Not breaking any rules
Fuck off faggot
>>729508863
>>729508863
>>729508901
>>729508934
Kek
>>729491247
Holy shit guys I think this guy may have died?
>>729509028
>>729508761
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>>729506561
EXPLAIN!!!
>>729513572
Girls poop.
>>729508761
[alt-255] [alt-255] [alt-30] [enter] [alt 30] [alt 255] [alt 30]
>>729493477
she ded?
>>729513240
>2017
>still a truther
>>729513572
Read the filename.
>>729506561
Can I eat it?
[zalgo] WAT [/zalgo]
Kekistan members am I in the Rekt Thread?
>>729513876
Fake and gay. You can tell because they didnt steal her bike
>>729514107
Watched it twice, I don't fucking get it.
>>729513992
wow cops are such fucking pussies
>>729505779
it is. the man's a fucking legend.
>>729495052
>>729513785
he alt+f4ed
>>729492664
NO! STOP! WHY!
>crying
>>729513722
No she's fresh!
Keep your wife's fresh now!!!! No waste for makeup or surgery anymore!!!!
If you call now you get a second bag for free!!!
>>729499836
somethings off with that dog
>>729506217
zoozle
I love the way he shakes his head.
>>729514107
Shit like this makes me want to design booby trapped shit that would blow their hands off after they get far enough away, and just go fishing
>>729492664
calm down satan
>>729512475
And this is why you give everything they want to muggers instead of wrestling around.
>>729502507
what is the video, i need to know but scared to watch
>>729513785
They borrowed the stump from that one legged man.
>>729497591
I fapped
>>729511846
fuck me that was fucking disgusting
>>729499450
>filename
>Cherry Poppins
fuckin kek
>>729512316
never seen this before but I imagine this is administered punishment for being caught smoking or drinking alcohol
Their imams were going nuts with how many of their soldiers and workers smoked cigarettes, hash and/or drink
Read about it not too long ago, it said they would whip anyone who was they caught
>>729504981
Kek
That was so satisfying
>>729514789
It's a Canadian Liberal Party member initiation.
>>729506367
lmao Putins face :3
>>729506367