FaceApp thread Become your own girlfriend edition

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lip bite didn't work too well or I'm bad at it

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>>729487612
Underage b&

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Uhhg

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rate me and/or wwyd?

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Good morning, sluts!

Also r8 and wwyd (in detail pls).

>>729487826
No your good baby, looks good before I shove my cock in your mouth

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i would make a great trap

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Rate and describe date.

>>729487976
Im 18 and I look like a fucking child :^( not my fault

>>729488130
I'm 32 and people still think I'm early 20s. Embrace your genetics, friend.

These are the gayest threads on the internet, gayer than a hardcore gay gangbang thread, I hope you all know you're at the very least closet homosexuals.

>>729488087
No, newfag.

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Loving this app :).

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>>729487612

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A-anyone wants to be my bf :3

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oh 4chansenpai i really want to suck your cock

>>729487612
1 not into lil kids
>>729487985
7 you need to smile but def have DSL, would pull you into my lap and make you ride this cock
>>729488087
6.2 would text you when I need a bj or to cook and blow me while I watch the playoffs
>>729488111
2 just hell no
>>729488121
4 you look autistic would finger you, while riding a bus

>>729488515
No lil girl go back to bed.

>>729488515
fivehead faceass

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>>729488289
Jealous uggo detected

>>729488523
10/10

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Anyone doing cock tributes? Would like to see that

>>729488567
>4 you look autistic would finger you, while riding a bus

Aw, that's how all my regular dates turn out. I was hoping for something special...

>>729488782
Yeah, but not with you

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I hate that I can't use it.

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Rate me and wwyd?

>>729487612
can you do it, with a dick pic?

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R8

>>729488752
You other bitches need to take some notes off her, would gf.

>>729488926
Yes

>>729488959
samfag

>>729488515
Kik BigO_fan, pls!

>>729488087
Would take you out to a carnival near the lake, playing CarnEvil until we won and then Street Fighter, perhaps letting you win a few rounds, before returning to my place to eat home made quesadillas and watch bad horror movies.

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>>729488999
would bang you because of trips

>>729488523
Your neck looks like a nutsack in that one.

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I love this app, r8 or wwyd?

>>729488918
6 would fuck you, let you suck my balls but would pretend I didn't know in public
>>729488951
Damn 8 model tier you look high mantanace though , not paid enough for bitches like u yet

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meh, why not?

>>729489103
I'd bang you cuz of singles

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>>729487612

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>>729488523
Is fucking Kuato growing from your neck?

when do you faggots stop

>>729489145
6.5 QT would let you practice on my cock how to suck it well and take your vaginity when you've mastered it.

>>729487985
More pics of you?

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>>729489444
ARNOLD

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Lol

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Still trying to figure out how to consistently do long hair.

>>729489631
Would submit to and lick butthole

>>729487612
MODS!

>>729487612

How do you install FaceApp on Linux?

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>>729489704
hey guys

>>729489704
the easiest way is to install a extension called "windows"

>>729489935

You look fucking exactly like one of my wife's friends just with brown hair instead of blonde.

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Kek

>>729490082
would bang? we not gonna tell your wife

>>729489935
Fucking cute

>>729487976
Are you Elliot Rodgers?

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I came so much to this slut

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Loolll

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ayy

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>>729490479
I am a supreme gentleman

>>729490731
Fucking hell. Lol

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ENOUGH IS ENOUGH
IM NOT A KID

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is this hell

>>729490960
Fuck lol. How old are you? You look like a cute 5yr old girl.

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>>729489355
ty

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>>729490371
Thank you sir

>>729490731
>>729488752
>>729487976
post technique

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>>729491115
Im 18 :^(
Sadly I'm not into these things so I can't fap
This is hell

may as well join in, but i can only wish to look like a girl.

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>>729491359

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>>729488567
Thanks
>>729489520
Here you are

>>729488515
You gotta be fucking kidding me, What the fuck is this?

>>729491424
i wish i looked like this.

>>729491451
Best in thread

>>729491268
>sir
That's it I'm having a wank over your pic.

>>729491292
Kek. At least you're a loli.

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>>729491561
U sure

>>729491456
What the fuxk is your problem

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>>729491285
Idk just experiment with different lighting, angles and facial expressions...

>>729491451
Thanks, you are one of a kind. 10/10.

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hey boys

>>729491292
Cheer up sweetie you will get older, don't try and grow up so fast, you will get dick one day just a couple more bdays.

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Would you say this is bitchface? I'm worried I might have bitchface.

>>729491776
Holy shit for real? Not filters run through multiple times?
Damn, I want to do some fucking horrible disgusting things to your face

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Im enjoying the hell out of this app

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pls no bully

>>729492228
Castro, is that you?

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>>729487612

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>>729491891
Thank you. Here's another one. This one is not that great as >>729491451 or >>729487985 but oh well. :)

>>729492291
I wouldnt bully you, I'd rape you. How about that?

>>729492094
Just like a shitty secretary

>>729492291
Good bj lips

>>729492291
I think you put too many on. That's usually what causes your eyes to start mutating

>>729490567
i'm a straight dude, but i have an Ex that looks something similar to this dude and it confused me for a good bit
>probably cuz i want her back

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>>729490960
I'm kinda jung aswell.

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>>729487612
ok yeah

>>729492004
would give dick

>>729492563
Why did you leave her in the first place?

>>729492228
jeremy irons?

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>>729487612

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>>729491776
I can be a good wife to you. :)

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KEK
>a new revolution of maymays

>>729492790
Looking for a sugar daddy?

>>729492790
No way you're a dude holy shit

>>729492735
she's a total asshole. she used to be cool as hell, over some time she just kind of turned into an air head and doing things she doesn't normally do. just got tired of her sneaking behind my back and stuff. normally i don't care if she goes and does shit with her friends. but now she's dating someone else almost immediately after we stopped talking. i know she wasn't cheating, that's just the kind of person she is now. it doesn't mean much to her.

>>729492962
I didn't come here for feels :(

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>>729492165
Just the female one once, then maybe the hot one - but that only really changes the lighting

>>729492790
Yeah, we'd make a cute lesbian couple ;)

>>729492515
I would totally file papers all day while tossing out witty one liners.

tfw im not enough manly nor enough feminine

>>729493026
sorry anon! it was recent so been kind of beat up over it myself :(

>>729493083
nw, hope you get over her, sounds like you deserve better anyway

>>729493068
you're a fag then

>>729493159
thanks dude! doing what i can to get by. appreciate it :)

>>729492962
Know how you feel bro. My wife left me after only a few months and immediately started dating one of my groomsmen. That's about the shittiest I could imagine myself feeling. I do my best to realize that I'm better off without her, and I really am, but fuck, I can't help but remember how she...how we...used to be. And the fact that that person turned into the person who could do something like that to me? Fuck...

Sorry for the thread derail. Struck a nerve.

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I look sly for some reason

I feel like this shit is so on the spectrum, it belongs in /r9k/ by default.
Just me?

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wuld u cum on my face /b

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R8 or wwyd to me? please.

>>729493469
Maybe after 10 beer and a bottle of whiskey...

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I'm into sweet passionate love, rather than casual sex.

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It only makes me look like the younger androgynous teen I was 6-5 years ago

>>729493460
This would belong in /soc/ u dip

>>729493460
Its actually good science. It proves the theory that, given the opportunity, absolutely anybody will be a camwhore. I fucking hate taking pictures of myself, yet...here I am. Who fucking knew?

>>729493536
That is a very fuckable face 9/10

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>>729493659
Thank you sir

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I look so petite omg, would totally smack myself

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>>729493581
Pic related.


>>729493647
>proves
>implying a sample size of...
What, realistically 10-20 tops? Let's be generous and call it 30.
>implying a sample size of 30 individuals who all come to the same board on an online forum with no control group whatsoever proves anything

Ehh. Scientifically, weak correlation at best.

>>729493457
No app can remove the sperg

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wwyd to me /b ?

>>729492449
more?

>>729493875
You got a nice smile. Look like a cool person.

>>729492483
D:

>>729492556
:3 Thanks

>>729492557
My eye started to 'mutate' after one, this is only two filters. girl and hot.

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This one isn't me but I'd blow a load right in her eyes.

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Same photo of yesterdays thread

>>729493875
wife material, please never stop posting

>>729494191
>Her

>>729494003
I'd ask you out to dinner, and fuck you over a bottle of wine afterwards.

>>729493838
So fucking cute, shame you were born a guy. God damn

>>729493889
nice lisps for sucking dick

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>What is this app we r using ?
>I wanna play

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>>729488567
How generous of you to let me blow you once in a while, Sir.

>>729489048
>letting you win

I'm almost Platinum in SFV, so watch out! Plus, the romantic stuff sounds kinda cute.

>>729493574
Do glasses confuse it?

>>729494516
Platinum, eh? Well just so you know, I'm very good at choosing Blanka and smashing my face into the controller until I win. So...so you just watch out.

>>729494501
FaceApp?

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>>729494145
>>729494246
Oh gosh I love you guys :)

>>729487976
>>729487985
>>729488951
>>729490731
>>729491451
>>729492790
>>729493559
>>729494003

best ones in thread so far

>>729494578
Sunglasses definitely do. I have one pic with sunglasses on, it girls me up pretty good but making myself hot somehow removes the glasses.

>>729493429
nah i got you dude. a bit more extreme than my situation and i can only imagine how hard it's gotta be. honestly dude, it blows my mind how people can just get up and change one day and not give a single fuck. i'd like to think they have a special place in hell. but in the meantime, i just don't know how the situation ever came to be. it is unforgiving.

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I'd fuck me

>>729494710
It's so weird I actually feel like I wanna ask you out on a date and do romantic shit with you wth?

>>729494851
The worst part? The very worst part?

I don't think they did change. We just didn't see it.

Like, I'm in a relationship now, she's really great, but in the back of my mind I can't help but think, "How much does she really hate me." Not even how much does she live me. I don't even get to think that. How much does she hate me.

I hate not trusting people. I always used to trust people.

>>729494900
Uberdanger?

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Me with no beard

>>729487612
cute as fuck
now I'm depressed

>try app
>turn female
>look exACTly like my sister
how boring

>>729495319
Ghost hair woo!

This is technology is creepy as fuck, it's like if someone time traveled to 2077 and brought this shit back. Like how the fuck this app works is beyond me. My female version looks literally like my sister. 99.9 % on point. What the fuck?!

>>729495504
hot

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>>729494115
This is the first time the app gave me brown hairs, and I look like Velma from Scooby Doo. Not sure if it's a good or a bad thing

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>>729495064
It's weird that I wish I could and would love our romantic time together too lol you're very sweet.

>>729494996
How do you add hair, I don't see that option?

>>729495708
jinkies

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This is more gay then trap threads also im mad cos i dont look hot

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>>729495064

>>729495708
This is /b/. How could it not be a good thing?

>>729491268
great lips to fuck and cum on

>>729495914
this

>>729495954
Show us. Let us be the judges.

>>729495975
You really are a QT.

>>729495137
were in the same boat, pal. tried talking to another girl. things went great but now she's starting to pull some shit on me and tell me that i'm just trying to fuck her. i've never made any advances or anything. i'm just trying to take it slow. i wanna good relationship too. not just a fuck buddy. i don't get how hard it is for others to get it through that i'm not a giant asshole. never really was one for sleeping around

How do you save only the female pic?

>>729495975
Would bang this cutie.

Will detailed description of abuse if wanted!

>>729496125
just cut

>>729495861
>>729495975
You look so hot and yet so innocent and pure aswell, just want to care for you forever

>>729495595
Neural networks. The math behind it is actually not complicated at all, you can watch some intro videos on youtube.
Basically they have millions of pictures of people, tagged with age and sex. Then when you send in your picture, they basically calculate similarity to those pictures and transform your face based on those other pictures, prioritizing pictures of lower age or opposite sex. That's all done automatically by the neural net they trained.

>>729495708
This >>729495990

>>729495861
>>729495975
ok I'm getting jealous of the attention this guy is getting...

>>729496253
The best.

>>729496240
What was the point of this post?

>>729496235
>millions of pictures of people
Where did they get millions of pictures of people in the first place? I get it, now they are getting millions of pictures on a daily basis. But before they started the app?

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>>729495975
I want to rub your little ass with oil.
>>729496253
Hi ;)

>>729496365
What is the point of YOUR post?

>>729496321
for me its pretty ugly

>>729496523
Everything on /b/ is beautiful?

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I wanna fuck myself so bad. This app is dangerous.

>>729495975
Let's got on a date, how about that?

>>729496586
That's a good point.

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What up OG

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>>729496113
Fuck it. If I'm going to be depressed thinking about the past, I may as well do it using the hottest picture of me I've managed to get out of this damn thing.

I wish I could help you out with dating advice, but I don't even know how I got my girlfriend. I went on a date and he didn't leave. I was too stunned to take notes. Just try to remember that the world is, overall, a good place, and that even if that bitch wasn't worth it, that feeling is still worth fighting for.

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Name me?

>>729496432
>Where did they get millions of pictures of people in the first place?
Google, stock image sites, etc. Then pay people using Mechanical Turk or other platforms to label them with approximate age and sex. That's what we usually do where I work. It's cheap and works reasonably well.

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>>729496327
thanks

>>729496455
hi!

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>>729496635
Id fuck you

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>>729496131
No! Just romantic stuff be nice!

>>729496715
Exactly, you're just far too cute for that

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>>729487612
doll

>>729496665
Batman Bin Suparman

>>729496715
Would love tenderly on a bed of roses...for the sole purpose of procreation of course

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Anyone ?

>>729496635
absolutely, friend. i'm glad to hear things worked out for ya. it does give us hope man! time is of the essence. i hope it continues to go well bro

>>729496321
The weird thing is that, while I agree with you, I'm never jealous of other guys. I could give crap one about another guy's looks. But when some bitch is getting more attention than me? Why is this bothering me?

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So many cuties...

>>729496668
>Google,
Isn't that illegal?

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Whats you's think?

>>729496715
Your chin's all messed up in this one.

>>729488130
>>729488285
Fuck you, you should be happy. I'm almost 30 and I look like an oldfag.

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>>729496455
Would eat your pussy

>>729496665
Emily. Fuck you. Where's my paycheck?

>>729496955
yous not praty but i fucks ye

Any legit mtf/traps itt

>>729496955
SJW detected

>>729496665
Sporker Rude

>>729496665
Bertha

>>729496688
I talked to you yesterday. You're from Ontario iirc?

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So... This is the power... Of... FaceApp...

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>>729496692
S...senpai...

>>729488515
underageb8

>>729497012
Thanks <3 xD

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>>729497130
yup!

>>729496989
And I would eat yours. Xoxo

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>>729497020
That's pretty gay, anon.

Now, who would facefuck me?

>>729496881
Well, worked out so far. I don't think there is ever really an endpoint to anything. I think we just write new beginnings after every ending. Like I said, I'm still dealing with a lot of trust issues, but I do hope the story goes on for as long as it can.

Keep hope alive bro. All will be well.

>>729496951
>>729496951
No, why would it be? You're only taking those pictures to feed them into your algorithm once for training. Once that's done, you have your neural net an could discard the pictures. The trained neural net is of course only a fraction of the size of the images.

>>729496989
You too, it is a bit fishy though, I haven't changed my panties for a couple of days. I'll send them to you if you like. ;) x

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I'm hot as fuck holy shit

>>729497364
wouldfacefuck/10

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>>729497135
Whats the word for subordinate....like the opposite of senpai?
>>729497364
>fucking a girl is gay
Wew
Id also face fuck/ruin your make-up

>>729496835
I'd put you in a Maid's uniform and force you to do my laundry and clean my bathroom tiles. You would only be allowed to speak in spanish

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Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me

>>729497481
thats racist,

IM WITH HER

>>729497464
Kouhai

>>729497533
I'd love to blow my load on your face

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>>729497464
>for subordinate....like the opposite of senpai?

kouhai

>>729497585
would cum inside you unprotected

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>>729497533
Only if you didn't have a penis...

>>729497585
holy shit. would face fuck you to death

>>729497533
Id fuck you but wouldnt date you. You look like one of those "i just wanna have fun" girls that really just wanna ride alot of different dick

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I shit you not
>>729497570
Lrnsomethinnew.mp3
>>729497604
Would daughter/10

>>729497585
You look like a perfect breeder

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Anyone mind to rate me?

>>729497752
3/10

>>729495894
I have the same question. Faceapp just keeps my hair. Curious to see long hair.

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uh
can't tell

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>>729497464
Well, as everyone said, kouhai. So...that. I guess I'm that.

>>729497840
Thats a bad one anon

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>>729496757
>>729496821
I'm meltingg :)

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App doesn't seem to work well on my phone

>>729497216
I was the sugar daddy.

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Fuck my boi pussi

>>729493889
Would you be willing to blow me?

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>>729497839
Imma send these to my sister

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>>729497546
Eso es racista you dumb bitch... And your name is Maria now. Obey me our i'm i'll have Trump deport your ass back to Juarez

>>729497799
Had hoped for more, oh well. Atleast my male self is hot enough to get woman.

>>729497896
Melt in my mouth instead ;)

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Would fuck myself.

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>>729494697
I'd sit on your face after you lost.

Also, people, don't try to girlify yourself twice or you'll turn into a fish-looking airhead. Pic very much related.

What is the app called ?

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>>729497889
Better?

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>Can you guess by my pic that I'm 37?

>>729487612
you look like youre 6

>>729497972
would fuck

>>729498055
FaceApp

>>729497481
Fair enough ):

>>729498064
This is so good, laughing my ass off right now.

>>729497972
You just put the female icon on an actual photo of a girl. Fucking retarted

>>729497896
Let's have fun together <33

>>729498044
Hey
Wanna grab a coffee or something?

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>>729497914
Hi daddy :)

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Give me a name /b/ros

>>729498044
Would. More pics plx. I think I love you.

>>729498036
Young Tommy Araya?

>>729498173
Cassie

>>729498173
Female Ryder

>>729498173
Alyssa

>>729498064
No, kys. Fucking gross

>>729498149
Lol. That's hot as fuck though.

>>729498044
Well, okay, but we'd still be in the arcade at that point. So...

Actually, I'm not complaining.

>>729498064
Better

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>>729497992
No! That's rude!

>>729497896
Seriously you're cuter than all the grills I know irl, I really wanna date you

>>729498211
Lol i get that sometimes

>>729489187
Would not bang either way.
Bifag here.

>>729498173
Evelyn Shepard, Art Major. Also a lesbian.

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>>729498134
Would you ask me out on a date and pay for dinner and a movie and be a perfect gentleman?

>>729498283
No its not at all

>>729498356
Only if you cook me 3 meals a day and keep the house clean and give me head everynight like a perfect lady

>>729488567
>1 not into lil kids
what kind of faggot are you
why are you even here

>>729498356
looking pretty good as a female, son!

>>729498283
Every photo I see of you is cuter and cuter

>>729498439
I have a fucking maid for that >>729496835
I need to be treated like a lady and courted properly. Not like a domestic appliance combined with a fleshlight

>>729498149
Would you be interested in a sugar daddy

>>729498558
You are either virgin or haven't had a woman in the last decade.

>>729498660
No, I actually have a gf but something about that face is getting me in all the right ways?

>>729498064
So I've got two people telling me to kill myself, one saying it's alright.

Pretty standard ratio for my life, really.

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rate?

>>729498626
Then you can fuck right off with the rest of the useless womyn wonderinf where all the good men have gone ya fucking cunt.

>>729498789
But the chin is all fucked up...

Is it because of the asian bits in it?

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Would anyone marry?

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>>729498148
>>729498194
>>729498262
>tfw we fuck in bed in a missionary position and I suddenly do this face and scare you all off

>>729498824
I'd say a high 6 to low 7

>>729498869
It must be, I'm honestly not sure, it's just like my kryptonite

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Rate fags

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sup boys ;)

>>729498938
Would cum inside tbh

>>729499003
Manlet Hunter/10

>>729498846
You misogynist prick! I gave my masculinity up to be abused and objectified like this. If you don't change your tone i will dye my hair blue and start reading feminist theory.

>>729499028
You look like you'd give good head

>>729499003
you look like a mom that could beat a nigga up and make some sweet home made doughnuts.
>Would visit and act a little shit with your son on weekends

>>729498917
In a minute, provided you aren't a raging bitch.

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Also r8

>>729498801
Actually for /b/ you're beating the odds, well done

>>729499098
To your own peril blind cunt. I dont want to be just an atm either. So either yiu bring something to the table or fuck off.

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tried again? any improvement?

>>729499149
Definitely not

>>729499155
looks like an average polack that went to my HS

so 7/10 I guess

>>729499211
Try a toothbrush

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am i pretty enough for you?

>>729499203
Fine but i'm a shitty cook just so you know and i don't do ass to mouth.. Actually i don't want anything put in my ass at all

>>729499337
Your male self looks like a good buddy to take a drink with.. your female self looks like the type you run from.