What is your job, salary, and age? I'll get things started:

>>729486789

Just a swell guy
$25/hour
old

Mother fucker you aint no chef, short order cook at BEST. You're really just a fucking fast food whore. Stop making this thread every 4 hours because you're bored and have no social life.

>>729486789
Why didn't you start this thread with that Wendy's logo pic?

>>729486789
>sorting post
>$6.90/hour
>20

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>>729486789
>Wendy's
>Chef

Oh god, what

doing statistics questionnaires with unwilling people by phone
€11ish/hour
27

loser
29
$1

JOB- Teacher of lolis at a girls' school
WAGE- 82,000 a year
AGE- 29

>Medic
>50k/year
>21

>Sous Chef at McDonalds
>$120k/yr
>18

>>729487152
>$120k/yr
o rly

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>>729486789
Chef at Wendy's...
Chef...

Translator at a pharmaceutical company / Grad student

18 € / hr

22

Sales at Target Electronics department
$11/hour
20

I'm still in school and aiming for an internship, so I don't mind.

>>729486789
>24
>$15/h
>Truck Driver

Air drummer
Your local bar
I do it for free

>>729487180
>reading motherfucking SOUS CHEF at mcdonalds

>being bamboozled by the salary

how is it being absolutely retarded

>>729486789
>Burger technician at Wendy's
>40k a year
>52

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>>729486789
Truck driver for a flooring company. 18.50 per hour, then time and a half after I hit 8 hours, which happens every day, so 27.75. I work from 0530 AM to about 1530 every damn day. We work saturdays too. I'm a 28 year old ex Marine who's probably going to snap soon.
>pic unrelated, my girl's tits.

Operator at refinery
$35/hour
31

>>729486789
>Senior burger assembler at Wendy's
>100k/year

>>729486789
own a weed dispensary.
I make a fuckload of money for relatively little work.
30

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29 UNEMPLOYED, NO COLLEGE, MY PARENTS PAY FOR MY RENT

>>729486789
Construction
$17-75/hr depending on if its public works, on the weekend, or not.
30 yrs old

it's part time and seasonal so my paychecks are garbage despite high pay rate.

>>729486789
Chef at Vendy's
$8.75/week
12

You again Wendy's Chef.

Doesn't this thread disappoint you?


23, $40hr (Mimimum) Tradie, $57000 in crypto investments, free house in WA, AUS

>>729487385
why snap when you have these tits at your disposal?

>>729486789
>Chef at Wendy's
>$8.76/hour
>27

>>729487458
I know you are probably joking, but why would any sane parents do this?

>>729487494
12 year old beating you OP :D

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>>729486789

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECe1W-K1dlU

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>>729486870
Must be new here. Welcome new friend.

>>729486789
Work in electroplating company in switzerland
35/hour
27

>>729486789
>warehouse supervisor
>$60K/year
>42

>>729487385
>ex Marine
Once a Marine always a Marine, Devil.
No but seriously I hate when people say that. Good luck with your snap.

>>729486789
Dish Network Technician
$22/ HR
32

>>729487458
White NEET?

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>>729486870

>>729487593
because I'm autistic with severe social anxiety but don't have the courage to get disability so they're like whatever 69

>>729486789

Jesus christ anon...

EMT (in Germany)
~14$/Hour
21

>>729487673
How much of your day is spent avoiding muslims who want to rape you?

>>729487593
I actually knew people to do this. The parents are rich and they just take care of the kids. Rich people don't need to work.

>>729487760
Switzerland =/= Sweden

>>729487560
Just lookt at them. I'd snap right now if my gf had tits like this chick.

cnc operator
$17.10/h
29

>>729486789
pro

>Grocery Manager
>30
>$18/ hr plus sales bonuses.

>>729487458
Go to psychiatrist
Get Prozac/Fluoextine
Lie about ADHD, get Dex/Adderall
Contribute ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ

>>729487760
Read >>729487804

To be honest we have some muslim people here. But you don't see shit like in England, USA or other countries.
As far as I know there hasn't been a terrorist attack in Switzerland as far as I know.

How about your country?

hvac technician
$16.00/hr
22

>>729487560
I get that, but I am a tad disenchanted. I was a motard, oorah semper kill yut yut, got my C.A.R., got showered with bloody pieces of a combat engineer who stepped in the wrong place in Helmand province in 2011.

>>729488088
Isn't that what you signed up for.By 2011 we had been there for 10 years. Shit wasn't exactly a mystery.

Nigger. All I can steal. Sleep all day prowl at night.

No job
Living off savings from my part-time job in high school. I have maybe 6000 CAD left.
I'm gonna kill myself anyway, so I don't give a shit to be honest.
23 yrs old (24 soon)

>>729488194
No one has ever accused a Marine of being intelligent

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>>729486789
Should probably off yourself.

Work at at spirit store/ winemonoply
$31/hour
21

>>729487385
What is it with the fucking military guys always showing off their ugly women?

>>729486789
>Trade finance team manager
>36€/hour

>>729486789
>Public servant in welfare
>34.39 per hour
>23

>>729488247
Nice easy way out. You're such a fucking fatass lame lazy bastard that you won't even try to fucking get a grip on life and dig yourself out of the shitty hole you've found yourself in.

Congratz dude, instead of being a man once in your life, you decide to off yourself instead of doing something meaningful for once. There are people your age 100k in debt without a degree because they flunked out of college, and you wanna off yourself when you got 6k in your fucking bank.

entry level software developer
$45k/y
25

1.5 year ago i was in gas station depressed wanting to kill myself then i took coding course

>>729486789
"chef"

>unemployed
>27
>autism

>>729488088

That shit's fucked.

I always thought the whole "warrior" mentality was weird. It just feels like everyone who's really seen the shit in person doesn't find it to be valuable in the long run (war in general that is) and if they do, then they're a fucking sociopath. I felt like it was really easy for me to put two and two together growing up hearing my dad and his friends talk about seeing kids get blown apart by claymores and shit in Vietnam.

Not, that I'm trying to trashtalk you or anything, it's just weird, it's like we all agree that war is fucking terrible, but kids (18 year olds) are still have this romantic vision of it.

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Line cook at Applebee's
About 1k a week
23.
Not bad, but I'd like to be making more. Cooking is what I enjoy so, meh.
Pic not related.

>>729488903
BAWWWWWWW AUTISM

what impairs you? If you're able to post on a chinese cartoon imageboard without seeming retarded, there's bound to be a job for you.

probably just boils down to lazy

>>729489023
exactly

>implying anyone who ended up here is in a sound mental state.

If the majority of /b/ is not NEET, there's literally no fucking excuse for the rest not to find a job.

>>729489023
>>729489200

I've had 4 jobs in 8 years.
Mailman:
>crashed the postcar into another car. total wrecked.
Warehouse job:
>got fired for packing too many errors
2nd warehouse job:
>I worked for 2 years without being employed.
Webdesigner:
>I worked alone at the office most of the time and got depressed.

Yes, I'm now lazy and unmotivated.

work in a shitty trampoline park
£5.80 an hour
18

I can't afford to move out yet basically

>>729488990
not the OP
I signed up partly because I just didn't know what to do with my life. But a bigger part of it was wanting to test myself in combat. I wanted to fight and see how I'd do. It was very much a young man thing for me because I would never put on a uniform again.

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Kys

Window treatment installer
$12/hr
19

>>729489244
Congratulations, you have experienced failures in life just like every fucking other person on the fucking planet.

So what are you gonna do about it? Just sit at home until you die of a stroke from not leaving your bedroom?

>>729488247

Shut your damn mouth you filthy piece of shit.

I have clinical depression since age 13. I have no motivation or desire for anything.

A few years ago, I somehow ended up on some yachting forums. It was obviously full of rich people, so I created an account and asked for tips on how to get rich.

One guy actually responded and later sent me a private message with tips on how to start a business and make a lot of money. He gave me a list of the best books and told me on what to focus.

Sounds good, doesn't it?

Not for me. Why? Because I have no motivation... I can force myself to study what he told me, but I won't remember shit. And if you want to have a successful business, you literally need be on it everyday like 15 hrs (in the beginning).

Anyways, I know all the other suicidal posters here are only fags that are "sad" because their girlfriend cheated on them. Or "sad" because they have no friends. These are pussies.

Clinical depression makes you death on the inside. Literally.

You just can't understand until you have it.

Bitch.

>Part time meat dick
>$13 and change.
>Almost 26

>>729486789
Can you stop? This meme isn't funny newfag.

>>729489244
>2nd warehouse job:
>>I worked for 2 years without being employed.


This I'm super curious about

>>729488794

See long post above. It was meant for you. I just responded to my own one by mistake.

>>729489579
you can still be depressed without being diagnosed with clinical depression

>>729486789
> Electronics - Own company
> ~20$/hour + income from sales
> 23

Driller/shotfirer , 31
$140000 AUS
Took a killer pay cut last year
I feel imprissoned in the system

Considering blowing up as many people as possible including myself

I do "things" for the government

$70k base salary

40

>>729489633
I didn't realize it until recently. That's the problem with autism. We can't see the whole picture.

>Bouncer
>$29 an hour
>20 years old
(Drinking age is 18 in Australia)

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>26
>guess my pay

>>729489733

Being depressed =/= Clinical depression

Being depressed is what most of the fags here are. They have no gf, no friends, etc. They are just sad.

On the other side, clinical depression means you have ZERO feelings. No ups, no downs. You wake up, and have ZERO desire to do anything. Not even play video games or eat. NOTHING.

It gets really boring after some time.

At first, I wanted to wait for my parents to die first, so they don't see me dead. But I don't think they will die anytime soon, so once my bank account reaches zero, I'll just kill myself.

>english teacher at private school in japan
>$13 / hour
>25

love my job, kids are great, not young enough for me to be a dancing clown in lessons, not old enough that i have to teach complicated grammar. cool boss, japanese gf's. nice apartment + cheap rent + relatively cheap everything = :)

Theatre instructor
28$/Hr.
28 years old.

Its not full time though.. only around 26 hours per week.

>matchmaker on IT jobmarket
>18
>$12/h

>>729489963
I think the term 'depressed' is thrown around too much nowdays. Like, people say they are depressed all the time which is changing the meaning of the word.

I'm not a doctor so I can't say it's going to get better but if there is any way to get help please do.

McDonalds crew member
23.5$/hr
20

>>729489684
You don't know my story, you don't know my trials in life. I've hit rock bottom before, I've wanted to kill myself before - and by god was I fucking close to going through with it before. It's not about motivation and energy - your lizard brain is telling you this shit because your demons won't go away, there is no fucking light at the end of the fucking tunnel. You can't let the skeletons in your closets come in and fuck with you. You only have two options in life: Survive at whatever cost, or die. You're literally choosing the pussy way, no amount of whining on /b/ changes that. You're not giving yourself the chance because you feel so fucking worthless that even trying in the first place is too much of a hassle for you. Instead of going places and seeing what's out there, you're sitting on /b/ trying to justify your chickening out on life.

This is really what it has come to, I guess? Just gonna kill yourself instead of taking charge because muh motivation, muh sadness, muh pain.

>>729490181
copypasta

>>729490181
Fuck off rogan

>>729490220
are you retarded?

Web developer
82k/year
25

>>729490181

You have no clue of what you're talking about faggot.

I'll let you visit the library and borrow some books to read there.

When you're back with some basic knowledge, hit me up.

But, please, don't give poor advice to people if you don't know what you're talking about.

Thanks.

Engineering student/apprentice
15$/hr
22

Research Analyst
$21/hour
23

Should be getting a raise to 30-35/hour this year. Live in the socialist caliphate of Germany, so I'm raped for my taxes.

army
80k/yr
24

>>software dev in financial industry
>>65k €
>>30

68,000 USD/year,
45 years
engineer.
Previous job, around 108,000/year

Being both 'security guy' and barman in a pub
13€/hour + tips (around 25€ per day) AND lots of girl's number
26 y/o

26
Professional dancer
gets funding from Govt nad trusts to travel the world and dance
when working, 50 dollars an hour
workshops and performances anything from 250-3000 k
yearly unknown

>>729490498
army aint no job

Game developer
60,000 a year.
24

>>729490358
No amount of books is gonna make you any less of a pussy by killing yourself, man.

But you're just some /b/tard, not gonna babysit you here and keep telling you not to kys, because you've clearly made your decision already. You've given up on yourself - no matter if the entire world hasn't given up on you, you're just such a pussy that you can't even prove to yourself that you're more than a hormonal imbalance that makes you apathetic. Congratz, you're worse than a woman during her period.

>>729486789
full stack developer
$70,000/yr
38

>>729490498
Lol>>729490498

>>729490261
mate you just posted a wall of original text on /b/ and you call me retarded? that's next level

>>729486789
>SAHM/nursing student
>$250,000
>23

>>729490762
nice

Late night manager at McDonalds
12.14/h
23

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without employmeent ~ €1000 per month, rented flat.

I haven't been paid hourly in years. Current job is £18k but will be £25k in a year. So 9.35p/h and 12.99p/h.

I work on digital services, currently for the gubment.

>>729490875
Oh and I'm 30.

>>729490875
I'm surprised how many people here get paid hourly. I get paid bi-weekly.

IT Manager
110k
26

Personal banker
19
12.25/hour plus commission

>>729486789
>"Chef" at a fast food restaurant.
Man, you're so fucking delusional.

Manufacturing engineer associate
$26/hour
26

... 2 yr degree from itt tech. RIP in peace.

>Security Guard at shit hole motel
>11hr
>27

Yesterday almost got shot by a pimp when his hoe got evicted for prostitution.
Today called the cops on two fucktards doing donuts in the parking lot. They came back to jump me and I ran like a pussy and locked myself in the bathroom. I fucking hate this job.

>>729491009
probably a meme

>>729490964
>I get paid bi-weekly.
>>>/lgbt/

28 Help desk for a hospital
24 hr

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>>729486789
Job- assembler and welder on shipyard.
22PLN (€5.20)/hr
21 years old
I will run from this country, but now i must learn a english or german language

>>729487280
What the fuck I thought truck drivers earned way more that that

>>729492558
The rest of their pay comes from life fulfillment through roadside head.

>>729486789
>Union Ironworker Apprentice
>23$/hr
>35k/y

>>729486789
Is this a german gang sign?

>>729486789
Senior Security Engineer
125k + 15% Bonus + 10k Signing + 7% 401k match + 1 day a week WFH

Changing jobs soon though. Taking a small (sort of) paycut to get a better working environment/more hands on technical work.

125k +10% bonus + 6-9% 401k match +4 days a week WFH

Tattooist
£35 an hour
21

Nothing. wifes a superhot MD 10 years younger than ne.

About 2000€ each month for me alone. 200€ more each year

35

Its awesome

>>729493278
Do you have to work in high places?

Cash office and service lead at winn-dixie.
$9.30 plus overtime when I go over 40 and I always hit at least 45 hours.
21 years old.

>>729487631
Who, you?

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>>729486789
> Systems Analyst
> $37.33/hr
> 44

>>729486789

Graduate assistant/grad student: $1k/mo
Part-time community college instructor: $400/mo

I have a law degree and I get paid less than $17k/yr. FML.

It's fun work, though, and the quality of life isn't so bad as long as I live in a cheap apartment and don't spend too much. I also live in the south, so it's pretty dirt cheap here.

>>729486789

>Systems engineer
>€90k (approx 43/hour)
>31

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Latvia

lawyer
Master degree, 10 years experience, speak 4 languages and am socially very likeable
Commercial and patent law
500 eur/month (532 USD) - 6400 USD/year

I do not lie.

please let me immigrate anywhere and be a potato cleaner or car tire changer. Please..

>>729496008
You are under qualified. We require 5 years experience of dog house law and at least 5 languages fluent.
Would have been 12$/month
Almost made it

breading engineer and associate fryer technician part time @ kentucky fried chicken
21 aud hour

most of the time i'm a data entry clerk applying for jobs for centrelink. 540 a fortnight

network engineer
70k
22

>>729496602
Don't even reply if you're that worthless.

>>729486870
>Being this new

>Plant Inventory Auditor
>$50k/year training salary
>Expected to increase to $80-120k next year
>22

>>729486789
>pimp
>7000 on an average day
>21

>>729486789

Human-Computer Interface Lead, $100/hr, 31

>Industrial Engineer
>110k
>27

>>729486789
> game farmer
> 800/month
> 21

+ 800/month from the country because i'm poor

>>729486789
>crane operator for railroad
>$85/hr
>29

>>729486789
>Don't have job
>Don't have salary
>17

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>>729486789
>Biomedical Equipment Technician
>$26.24/hr
>30

>>729487385
I think the pic is related because it is probably why you haven't snapped already.

>>729496008
fuckin kek'd
come to America my friend, we need good potato cleaners.

Clerk at Smart Tech
bags of sand
40

>>729486789
>intern in radiology
>€4,3k
>25

>>729494562
CP/M

No wai!

>>729487302
just about to type this

>>729486789
>chef
>Works at Wendy's

Pick one

pushes carts and cashiers
13.50/hr
20

>Chef
>Wendy's
Whatever helps you sleep at night i guess

>>729486789
oh look, THIS thread again ffs

Aeronautical Engineer
106k/yr
29

>>729486789
>car engineer
>2,5k€ / month for 30hrs a week
>26

>KFC Team Member
>£5.55
>18
>7$ for Amerifags

Training Coordinator at Chick-fil-A
21
$8.75/hr

>>729500226
Me too. 19 here.

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>Publix Produce Clerk
>$11.00
>28

>>729486789
Sell software to USA hospitals
Made $209k/yr last couple years, looks like ~$190k this year
43 y.o.

1) Stand in path of money
2) Look busy and pretend to help
3) Profit

>>729489989
i heard about people becoming english teachers in weeb countries, how did it happen for you?

>>729488489
Norwegians are cucks so there's that.

>>729491323
Underrated post.

>clerk at quiktrip
>10.35
>18

Its got good benefits but my store got robbed at gunpoint lastnight