What is the meanest thing you have ever done to a girl, /b/?

Posted my sisters kik on a dick rate thread

-broke her heart because of bad day
-6 years ago
-she blocked me on everything, never seen her again
-still regred it

Fingered a classmate in her car and promised too meet her parents, pretended to have a muscle ache and legit went to the hospital to play it up as she visited and said we should just be friends. The next day i fucked my ex at a park

Once in highschool this chick was trying to give me head and was failing miserably so backed off told her im.about to cum and hawked in her face. The lights were off so she never knew

Fucked her sister, mother, aunt and best friend.
Bitch deserved it, she got my dog put down when I was working out of town for a month to get some money together for a deposit for our own home.

>>729486257
Married her.

Or so she said.

>>729486257
Married her and got her preggers

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Alright, alright. A bit of a read, but I'll get it off of my chest.

>9th grade
>There's a sweet, pretty girl who had her lost her legs in an accident and uses a wheelchair
>Has very few friends due to her condition
>She's a fantastic artist
>My friends and I decide to prank her for shits and giggles
>I pretend I want to be her friend and she warms up to me instantly
>We start to hang out outside of school
>Sleep over at her house one night
>We play video games, playing some Twisted Metal
>Ask her if she can show me her portfolio (she was in the advanced art program in our school and needed to create fifty or so amazing art pieces to pass)
>After a game I say I need to go to the bathroom
>Pull out big-ass scissors from my pocket (big pocket I was wearing jncos) go into her room, and cut the bottom-half of all of her art pieces off and trash them
>Leave
>The next day, she rolls up to me in the middle of class, on the verge of crying, and asks me what happened to her art
>I said, "I made them look like you"
>All my friends laugh heartily
>She rolls over to her table, alone, and just stares at her hands in her lap for the rest of the day

It was less than a month before that art was due, too. There's no way she made it up in time. Sometimes I look back and think, "did that make her a stronger person? Or a weaker one?" Sometimes I have a desire to find out. Maybe I'll call her some time.

Called her a poopy head

>>729486493
what is hawking

>>729486257
Sauce?

>>729486257
>make a girl love me
>frienzone her

Did it about ten times. Two of them almost killed themselves.

>>729486609
Spitting.

>>729486604
no you didn't

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>>729486604
that is actually evil.

was fucking an older married co-worker on the side for a few years, and talked her into a few threesomes with friends. I started dating another woman, and was trying to make it work so I wasn’t fucking my married friend. I passed her number onto one of the guys that had fucked her and she was like no thanks, he then said he would tell her hubby of their encounters, and she started seeing him and some of his friends..she has been pissed at me since

>>729486507
Howd she get money for putting your dog down?

>>729486594
Oooooh savage
But congrats on the kid
Hope you'll live a happy life together

i banged her mom

>>729486604
wow dude. that's cold

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>>729486257
I once took a shit on a girl while we were in 69. I couldn't help it. It was leaky and just came out. It got on her face and in her mouth. She freaked out and was crying while I was still letting out ass gas. I was like barp, barp, barp...

I haven't seen her since.

>>729486672
>>729486678
>being this new

>>729486678
Its also a copy paste

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>>729486604
This is some tasty pasta

>came in her pussy
>forgot to offer her a wet wipe

>>729486604
Hey fuck you man.

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>>729486604
Copypasta.

>>729486609
it should be spelled hocking

>>729486604
fuck yeah Twisted Metal

>>729486604
Bit of collum a, but of collum b.

You weakened her because she would find it difficult to trust people and therefore make friends or form relationships. You made her stronger in how she would have suffered people like you less because of being more cautious. You killed a part of her childhood, which is weakening and strengthening. All in all, you ought to be the one in the wheel chair. Dont call her, it'll just ruin her day.

Met a girl a while back through mutual friends, 7/10 face, slim, blonde, pretty much my ideal chick except she was legit autistic, dropped out of school at 16 to look after her far more severely autistic brother, and their mother who was left disabled after a suicide attempt and has swelled in size since (think what's eating gilbert grape levels). So she stayed at home and won a ton of money playing online gambling shit, because she had nothing else to do, which i found out about a month after i started talking to her. Manipulated her and played on her already fragile emotions to the point where she claims she's madly in love with me, and she literally buys me anything i ask, felt good for a while but now ive realised im going to end up the villain in that girls already shitty life and it feels bad man

whored some girlfriends out, but they didnt know they was looking for threesomes/groupplay anyways. Would get a motel room and well to help cover the cost a "cover charge"

Nobody ever believes me, but I once caught a neighborhood chick breaking into my garage trying to fuck my dog, so I fucked her at gunpoint with my fathers unloaded handgun.

Being a teenager was weird

>>729486604
Hahaha. This guy is trying to justify his actions by getting all high school philisophical. You didnt accomplish anything and will die not knowing cause youre too pussy to call any woman irl with that fake ass story.

>>729488888

>>729486929
Column, you troglodyte.

gf was teasing me because her dad was home and had the door open to listen to us. fucked her down the hallway from her dads room. I dont see a way he didnt see/hear me but it was great to cum on her ass and see her try to clean it before her dad walked in.

also, she was on her period and we fucked in that same apartment. blood. fucking. everywhere. I just left. I dont know what her dad thought about blood litteraly fucking everywhere.

also got her to wear short flowy skirts and then fuck her at my place and take her panties. she went home smelling like a cum dump ever day.

Yeah.. her dad hated me. shes... off now.

>>729487032
Did you at least let her fuck the dog afterwards?

for a few years i took advantage of a single white mom in my apt building. She was divorced and always borrowing cash for groceries for her kids, nothing major 20 and 30 buck here and there but figured if she wasnt gonna pay me back she could suck me off and fuck me in exchange

>>729487082
Thanks babe x

>>729486609
A british physicist

>>729486257
Made her love me.

>>729487285
Nah. I suppose I could have but I doubt she was in the mood. And she was a dumb bitch that I really didn't like anyways so I didn't really care what she wanted. In the end I basically throatfucked her until she started puking and gagging from my cum so I slapped her in the face and shot my last few spurts before telling her to get the fuck out of my house

>>729487352
thats cute that you think that.

>girl I don't know wants drugs for sex
>really dopesick
>'you're going to use a condom right'
>laugh at her
>ask her if she wants just stay dopesick then
> she's not happy about that
>even less happy when I inform her mid-fuck I'm not pulling out either despite no BC

Mean yeah but fuck I hate condoms.

>>729487759
Fair play.

>>729486257
Anal rape then mind fucked her that I love her so she was cool with it after.

>>729487759
lol, enjoy sucking the needles dick for the rest of your life scumbag

>>729487400
Maybe she was just desperate for a dick.

She wanted money for the pill. I told her I was sterile knowing that I would never see her again.

>>729486604
copy/pasta

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>>729486257

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECe1W-K1dlU

>>729487759
why you would put your dick anywhere near a diseasebag bitch is beyond me. no pussy is worth having your dick rot for life.

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>>729486257
be her son.

Broke up with my girlfriend who I was with for three years a month after her mum died, I actually felt like a piece of shit for a long time.

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In an attempt to get rid of a stalker, I asked her if I could have sex with her little sister. She refused, and I told her I could never be with any girl who wouldn't let me fuck their family members, including her mom. She cried a river. Bitch should have offered them up!

>>729488031
lolol you fucking autist, how'd that go over?

>>729487832
Enjoyed for the last 14 years, always will.

>>729487904
Yolo. Sex with a condom isn't even worth having. Besides, no visible symptoms and no breaks in skin, no anal.. Transmission risk to me is negligble compared to something more likely, like a car crash.

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probably this...

>>729486257
Technically "rape" is "mean."

>>729487759
>>fucking a girl who trades sex for drugs without a condom.
she's not the only stupid ass in this story.

>fucked a balkan girl raw once
>week or so later, pain in the pee-pee
>o fuck
>white discharge
>hurts to pee
>go to doc
>cotton swab up the 'rethra
>duh duh duh... clap
>fucking chlamydia
>no problem, antibiotics for a while, sore gonads.
>at a bar later
>drink heavily, against doc's orders
>another girl, one who i'd slept with, is hitting on me
>she's shitfaced, wants to fuck
>go into a semiprivate adjacent stairwell
>pulls out my cock, takes off her panties
>white discharge still on the cock
>"forget about it"
>she's too durnk to remember what happened 5 seconds ago anyway
>fuck her raw
>come in her
>no birth control
>month later -
>she pregnant
>she gets the clap and an abortion and i never speak to her again

I was a shitty person then, I'm a bit better now I think

>>729486604
>jncos
Had to Google this. WTF are you a degenerate juggalo?

White trash.

>>729488547
Your life must be fun.

>>729486257
%triforce

>>729488548
partially her fault for getting so smash drunk that should couldn't make proper decisions btw

>>729488859
worked

>>729488864
ok mohammad

>>729486604
If that's true, I legit hope for karma to bite in you in the ass big time, something like you ending up in unbelievable debt and/or becoming homeless.

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>>729486257
>be me
>beta senior at redneck private school
>people still like me even though fat introvert
>friends decide that i need to get laid
>relocated yankee chick comes to school
>complains to friends that they don't hang out
>friends tell her that they will hang after she fucks me
>she says that can be arranged
>flash forward to prom time prep
>friends decide that i should be prom king
>friends of friends tell me to ask yankee chick to prom
>don't want to but decide what the hell
>take yankee chick to prom
>have good time
>become prom king
>friend of yankee chick prom queen
>have good time
>everyone going to party at beach afterwards
>people rented beach houses and hotel rooms for this shit
>convince yankee chick to come to beach
>she says yes if parents agree
Continued
Pic unrelated

>>729489363
Not gonna happen, I'm far too smart for that

> junior year
> rave at a mansion
> rich kid trying to score social points
> his dad is on a business trip, mother visiting relatives because shit marriage
> friend of mine, lets call him bob
> bob hands me pills
> take them with shitty beer
> stomach is on fire and my eyelids get numb but i manage to stay awake
> everyone was getting wild
> i had more beer than 180lbs hold hold, let alone process
> "fuck, im about to piss"
> fly was already down so whipping it out and using my near empty cup in time was easy
> im next to grill where a faggot in kitchen failed to cook something
> i set a overflowed cup of urine on grill with slosh sizzling on a still hot surface, because drugs
> ex walks in and decides she has an opportunity to make a scene
> i pick up my cup forgetting it was full of pee
> i swing it to my front unknownst i had hot piss instead of beer
> ex pushes me yelling about something of hers i broke and some bitch i dont know, and that i think im hot shit
> bottom of cup gives out from melting, piss gushing outward from shoving
> she gets drenched in steaming piss and fell to her knees holding her arm
> she was burned apparently
> figure out i had more in my dick and flung it out quickly to put out her burn which my mind connected to fire, because drugs
> "who is hot-headed now, bitch"
> she layed there crying thr whole night
> i was practically immobile the next day and slowly came back down, feeling hell holding tight
> i dont know why, but i never got in trouble or arrested
> ex transferred

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>>729487977
shiet man...

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>>729486257
I had to tell my best friend of 7 years with whom I was stuck in the friend zone to be more wary and be sure she trusted who she decided to send nudes to and to be more aware of her surroundings for hidden cameras when she fucks someone. She laughed it off, and told me I was pathetic (friendship was falling apart), and to stay away from her. Showed her pictures I found on b and a link to a video by a porn production studio that specializes in voyeur that showed her fucking what was a very close friend of mine. Got caught outdoors by a night vision camera, voices gave it away. Majority of the pics were sent to or taken by people we both knew including her ex, a few mutual acquaintances, and dude who has a gf but cheated with her. Completely crushed her ego (was the I'll never get caught on camera holier than thou attitude), and left her crying. Haven't seen her since, she decided to toss me out of her life so I made it painful since I had nothing left to lose. Also sent a copy of the pics and video to her father and mother with the timestamp so they could see their precious little girl for the whore she was. Funny thing is I found all the evidence in the week prior to her cutting me out of her life.

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Continued from >>729489426
side note: My family and I were super religious at the time. My stepfather was the president of the local Gideon chapter.

>plead yankee parents to allow to go to the beach
>yankee parents say yes if she is back first thing in the morning
>drive hours through the night to party at the beach
>show up at one party
>literally hang out for like 20 mins
>muh christian values set in
>muh bible belt stays buckled
>muh virginity
>adulteryisbad.jpeg
>don't want to fuck this chick
>want to save virginity for marriage
>leave her at the party
>go to another party
>get drunk on whiskey
>pass out at sunrise
>wake up at 4 in the afternoon
>didn't get laid
>find out yankee chick is still at beach
>yankee chick's parents pissed
>yankee chick's parents drive hours to pick her up
>yankee chick's parents send her back to yankeeland to live with relatives
>never see yankee chick ever again
>rumor that yankee chick was that she got preggers at prom
>mfw i hear rumor

The cape and crown are in my mothers attic if you guys want proof.

>>729486604
is there really people this evil?
this is possibly worse than shit i've seen in rekt threads

>>729486257
>Was dating a girl for a few years.
>Getting sex was always a chore,
>She would get real flirty when drunk
>Normally after a night out I'd get drunken sex.
>Take her out all the time,
>Come home to some great sex
>Starts to become way too much work
>She starts getting too Tired for sex because we've been out dancing all night
>Kick up the drinking a heap, get her near blackout drunk so i can fuck her when we get home
>Our friends aren't into constant partying.
>Don't want to go out as often
>Start getting drunk at home
>"You're not drinking alone, it's the two of us, lets watch a movie and play a drinking game"
>Get her blackout drunk and just fuck her like crazy.
>Like whatever i want, ass to mouth, Cum in every hole, Cum all through her hair, Piss in her mouth
>She wakes up the next day complaining shes so sore.
>"Oh yeah sweety you were crazy last night, Here have some vitamins and water, I've cooked breakfast"
>She starts drinking at nights even when i don't instigate it.
>It becomes the norm.
>She gets depressed,
>Starts gaining weight,
>Mood Swings.
>No longer wants to go out, Just wants to drink at home
>Isn't into drinking games anymore, just the slow steady drunk and then bed when she's ready.
>I cut back on my drinking a heap
>Before every now and then i'd get sex with her because she was feeling in the mood.
>Now shes never in the mood.
>And rarely blackout drunk
>Shes missing work and her life is in a spiral
>I talk to our friends and when the topic of her drinking comes up i tell them i don't know what to do anymore.
>I leave her because i know its my fault and i'm a horrible person, but i play it off as it's all her fault and i can't handle her drinking anymore.
>Occasionally i feel shitty about it, i chalk it up to being young and stupid though

>>729489695
then post that shit nigger
i know you still cum to that and feel bad

>>729486257
I went to a very small private school that had about 90 students. The school had grades k through 12 and most classrooms were split to teach 2 grades in one room. All of the work and textbooks were on computers so we never had physical homework.

At the time I was in 9th grade and my best friend, who was like a little brother to me, was in 7th. One day he tells me a girl in his class really likes me. She was kind of cute, a little shy and she was also the principal's daughter. He tells me she has a cutout of my face that she took from the school yearbook. I was a little creeped out because that reminded me of Helga from hey arnold.

I start to notice her spying on me more and more since he told me about her. I would see her watching me while were having lunch or staring at me during gym classes. She made me very uncomfortable.

I was pretty awkward talking to girls and I was afraid of getting on the principal's shit list so I asked my friend to tell her to leave me alone, he agreed and told her too her face. Pretty mean but I was just glad I didn't have to tell her or talk to her.

One day I get an email in class and I check it thinking it was from my proctor, it was from her. She said that what everyone was saying wasn't true and that she didn't really like me. I was so embarrassed I deleted the message.

I was now getting more and more self conscious because I knew she was still watching me and spying. I would see her and some of her friends hiding in the bushing sometimes.

One day towards tje end of the year, when the whole schools was outside for bbq day, my friend tells me that she was clearly watching me. I was so stressed out at this point that I finally said something.

I shouted across the black top and yelled at her in front of the entire school. I said to stop spying on me and to throw my picture away, I even said that I think she is ugly.

Everyone was laughing at her and she started crying. I still feel like a piece of shit to this day

>>at private school
>> weekend playing pool with friends
>>have to piss really bad
>>piss in gatorade bottle cuz why not
>>girls come in to see what guys are doing
>>jada chabot
>>jada chabot girl from tv show brat camp
>>jada chabot walks up and says hey anon
>>im really thirsty - she starts drinking gatorade
>>chugs the entire bottle of piss
>>everyone starts laughing
>>jada realizes and starts puking everywhere
>>jada slips in own puke while puking
>>jada chabot drank piss and covered herself in puke


yea i fucked her twice, she got kicked out of school then went on brat camp

>>729486604
Nice copypasta... Old as time.

>>729487759
you dumb motherfucker, enjoy her giving birth to your retarded, drug addicted kid, and you paying child support til she's 18. What an idiot.

>>729486693
I think he meant that he was out of town getting money not her anon

>>729490100
Well I was at the point where having a kid wouldn't be so bad. If it's we don't get together, she can give me the kid or I'll force sole custody in court anywAy. Before that I did pull out. Still no condom.

>>729488548
>>willing rape a girl and give her a STI

There is a special place in nifelheim for you.

>>729488801
Yes. it is much more fun without HepC.

>>729490043
How bout you just shut the flying fuck up, cunt

No one cares about your stupid "knowledge"

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Posted her phone number on here along with this nipslip pic.

>>729490448
Better never get in a car then, since you dying from that is more likely than me getting hepc, and you think that's too great a risk.

>>729486606
Savage

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>>729487977

spent years subtly convincing her that I was a powerful vampire, created a really deep elaborate fiction complete with alternate phone numbers hired actors and staged events, all the while keeping her on the fringe of a relationship and promising immortality till I eventually took her virginity and never talked to her again.

I like to date them and then turn them into drug addicted prostitutes. Once I'm finished I turn them lose...lol

>>729486257
I think one of the worst things I did to a girl ages ago was probably this
>be me like 9 years old
>in tard unit at school because autism
>it wasn't really a tard unit it was more for kids with anger issues
>one girl in the unit I'll call her Jessica
>Jessica was really fucking weird and would sit alone and talk with her toys a lot of the time
>her dad had left her and her mum wasn't allowed to see her because of abuse
>she lives with her granma who clearly hates her
>one day a few of my mates whent to where she was sitting on her own
>grabbed her toy and threw it over the gate into a river stream
>she was getting pretty angry and that was the only reasons we messed with her to make her angry
>anyway one of my friends I'll call him jake pushes her and she falls back over the bench she was sitting on
>we all laugh
>she gets up her face is fucking as red as a baboons arse
>she runs at jake and starts beating the shit out of him
>since there were like 4 of us one guy runs up and kicks her under her belly
>she falls off jake and starts crying
>jake was pissed and starts going ham on her
>tells us to join in and start kicking her
>we all do
>after like 3 months she moves school
This was pretty fucked up now that I look back but I can't blame myself I blame jake because he started the group mentality but heck I'm just using that as an excuse to not feel guilty

>>729487113
off how?

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>>729486604
>There are people who will fall for this pasta

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I have this habit of super cucking orbiters in online communities, let me explain..

>most every group of internet people has that one girl, you know, the one girl that always makes her gender obvious so that all the males fawn over her constantly

Heres an example of the most recent of many times ive done something simmilar

>girl who draws animu porn in discord
>everyone sucking her dick
>guy who runs discord e dateing her (loser)
>she comes to me for advise about her relationship because im the only one not orbiting her
>convince her to dump loser sever owner
>take advantage of the opportunity
>flirt with her heavy
>she sends newds
>get bored and block her
>she cries in vc and deletes her account
>all the orbiters hate me
>post her newds in main channel
>banned from sever

Idk why i like doing this, i just do. Like i said, this is one of many examples

>>729487288
Got any pics of her?

>>729486447
her name Meg?

>>729486682
pics?

>>729488282

>>79808627
that was a long time ago...

>>729489714
you the real MVP

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>>729489951
I never downloaded a copy. If you can find a copy go ahead. its the 63 min mark in night crawling 24. She DMCA'd those on porn sites. I'm unsure if she's sued or DMCA'd the studio/distributor that was selling it. I haven't checked in months. I just still have some of the pics. Considering who she was fucking I didn't want a copy.

>>729486257
Raped her. Seriously.

>>729492396
would smash

>>729489714
POST DEM CAPE n crown NIGA!!

>>729486257
>meet one of those anti-social "victim" written on her forehead types
>mothers literally crazy and dad is worn down 24/7 from caring for mom to give a shit what she does
>no joke met her at midnight in the woods cause she was doing a wiccan or whatever ritual and i was just doing one of those angsty midnight cigarette walks i did back in late middle school
>wasn't even going to school which explains why i never saw her
>messed up in all sorts of ways
>thought she was literal human garbage because her mother basically told her that during one of her "moments" every day
>groom her into a shy but workable human over the course of a few months and get her back into school
>don't even know why i'm doing this
>literally had to teach her table manner and basic social interactions she's this disassociated
>turns into a really weird relationship
>doesn't understand that girls lightheartedly teasing her for having a boyfriend isn't bullying so the few friends she made she shunned almost instantly
>publicly she'd do what you'd call "stalking" where unless i went out of my way to converse or sit together she'd just hide behind shit or people but stay closeby
>privately we either fucked like rabbits because we were at that age or just sat around reading or playing videogames but almost no actual conversation as that led to panic attacks
>slowly turned her into a functional person over the next few years
>still really shy and won't say more than five words but between her mother becoming a ward of the state and her managing to maintain some friends she's almost normal
>senior year so my priorities are changing from school to uni prospects
>realize now this was the downhill but i slowly went to studying various places and getting my GPA up as much as possible senior year rather than lounging around/fucking with her
>manage to get into the local uni
>see her less and less

>>729486257
told her husband i was fucking her right before i moved.

>be me
>decent girlfriend
>gf has very hot friend
>the two apparently have issues with eachother
>for whatever reason the hot friend is jealous of gf
>go to bar without gf
>hot friend there
>chat and have some drinks
>she puts a hand on my dick below the table
>i play along and start grabbing her pussy
>several people at the table
>both go to toilet
>she sucks me off and i pound her hard from behind before cumming buckets in her.
>she asks if she can suck me off a bit afterwards
>dick is very sensible after summing but sure
>asks me to take out my phone and asks me to take a picture of her sucking my dick
>drunk me thinks sure
>takes phone and sends my gf the picture

Most fucked up thing is though, girlfriend didn't dump me for that. Their power battle continued.

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>>729491601
Post nudes

>>729487113
Pics?

>>729486929
>collum
stopped reading

>>729487811
Greentext?

>>729492575
>decide i want an actual girlfriend and not just a fuck buddy/doll because i like having actual meaningful conversations with someone instead of throwing words at someone for a yes, no , or shrug
>manage to land a 11/10 ginger who seems to have instantly fallen for me
>see the other girl less and less
>eventually i get on with life
>few years later
>find out the other girl basically shut down and killed herself a few weeks after i stopped being a thing in her life from a buddy still in town
Tl;dr gave a lost soul a glimmer of hope and happiness then ruined it all for my own happiness.

>>729490919
I want to believe.

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>>729492547
I wish I had.

>>729492783
>>find out the other girl basically shut down and killed herself a few weeks after i stopped being a thing in her life from a buddy still in town
this is not your fucking fault
you gave her so much trying to change her into a functional thing. you are a normal, good person.

>>729486493
Kek

>hired a my favorite prostitute for a whole night
>went to hotel, fuck her
>went out, find another prostitute, take her to different hotel, fuck her
>came back to first room, empty...
>found heartbreaking, 2 pages long letter, how I let her down

not sure it was worst

>met a girl in bar, toke her home
>went out again (little alcohol related problem)
>found my favorite prostitute
> went back with HER
>told first one to pack her shit and go home

>>729489964
if it was a guy and you were a girl the cops would be called dont fell to bad you could have handled it diffrently

>>729492874
it happened. I think it only worked because it started when we were both very young. although literal diagnosed sociopathy was involved heavily during that part of my life.

>>729486370
pussy ass cuck

>best friend of 10years
>she told me she loved me
> I ran away and ignored her for 15 years.

I didn't/don't deserve happiness.

>>729492657
>Most fucked up thing is though, girlfriend didn't dump me for that. Their power battle continued.
You lucky motherfucker.

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>>729489585
>who's hot headed now bitch

>>729489871
Got any pics of her?

>>729493113
I need some greentext.
What do you think was the best single point you pulled off in convincing her?

>>729492919
Still feel like shit for it though i know I couldn't have babysat her for her entire life.

Crammed it up her virgin butthole without warning
She cried

>>729491065
Do you take any pics before turning them lose?

I made my girlfriend fall in love with me. Don't know if it counts as the meanest, but it's certainly the most selfish thing.

>>729491601
>>post her newds in main channel
didn't happen otherwise you'd be posting em

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>hugging with friend
>girl: haha, dont touch my boobs
>me: but... but you dont have any
pic not rel

>met this girl over internet
>nofeelingsforher.jpg
>talk about marrying her and children and stuff just4fun
>she does 2
>suddenly she tells me she love me and wants to do more
>kk
>we do more stuff together i get her hopes and feelings high
> long distance, she wants to fly
>i k, she books flight
>a few days before i tell her i want none of that, dont come
>she crys, rly sad, dunno if she lives anymore, n idc...

>>729493341
You did all you could. You are only responsible for one person, yourself. Everyone is out there for themselves.

Good luck in your life, you have a shitload of good carma incoming in my opinion.

>>729492525
Why? If you don't mind sharing your story. It might help...

>>729486604
Ignoring the fact that this is copypasta was crippled/disabled people not having many friends a thing at people's high schools? Sure the mentally disabled ones didn't have many friends but ones who were just physically disabled had plenty. Like why wouldn't people be friends with someone without legs? If they're a Stacy or a Chad the popular kids get to pat themselves on the back about being so kind as to be friends with them, if they have other interests like music or vidya they hang with those kids and noone gave a shit. Anyone actually go to a school where physically disabled people were bullied, I'm genuinely curious (if that wasn't already clear from my massive post).

>>729486991
You could keep her? Maybe get her into chicks for threesomes?

>>729492525
I raped my gf multiple times. She is now an ex and we are still in very good terms. Don't sweat it.

>be dating cute petite sub girl
>I'm in college, she's a senior in hs
>her appetite is insatiable and kinky af
>be at her (parents) house
>fuck and toy her ass
>blindfold her
>lube up king size snickers bar
>shove it in her ass
>proceed to fuck her cunt
>drag her by the collar to the kitchen
>tell her to push it out
>melty, nutty chocolate goo drips out onto the linoleum
>she has to push so hard she pisses herself
>take the blindfold off and force her face in it telling her shit pissed and shit all over the floor
> smack her face for being a "filthy farm animal"
>tie her hands up and tell her to clean it all up with her mouth before her parents get home
>her sobbing slowed to a gentle weep when she finally got the courage to sniff and lick her shit and realize it was just candy
>hear garage door open
>"sorry bitch, I'm out"
>slip out the back door so her parents can walk in and enjoy the sight of their freak daughter bound and naked eating shit and piss offthe kitchen floor in peace

>>729493269
ill try but im not much of a greentexter so bare with me.

>we're both 14 or 15
>I find out that the art school kids are having a huge party in the woods
>convince these 5 emo college kids to work for me for a bit of the night with a combination of money, drugs, and blackmail tactics.
>tell her that were going to a "gathering"
>tell her not to speak to anyone I don't introduce her to because she's a human and the only reason they aren't descending upon her like ravenous monsters is because of the respect they have for me and my lofty station(this was already a few years into the narrorative)
>when we first get there 2 of the 5 jump out of some trees in our path
>one of them has some beef with me and has a speech I wrote for him about wanting to kill her
>I step between them and tell her to stay behind me
>we proceed to have an excellently choreographed battle for her while the other one just watches
>after I break his neck, and he comes back to life they both run back up their respective trees and dissapear into the darkness (it was around midnight and was already really dark save for the headlights of the art kids cars parked around)
Cont.

>>729493417
Why?

>>729493970
You're missing the part where children haven't yet learned that picking on other kids to make yourself feel better doesn't really make you feel better and isn't socially acceptable.

Hell, plenty of ADULTS haven't learned that.
Physically disabled kids display one of their differences on their sleeve. Makes it easier to pick at something if there's an obvious answer.

>>729492525
My GF raped me, I don't really think about it, so chill, she'll be cool

>>729491601
sounds fun tbh

>>729494189
I really want to believe

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>>729494189
You're doing a damn fine job, anon. Keep it up.

>>729494259
But the copypasta was talking about highschool right? Kids 5-12 yeah I agree with you but teenagers? You'd have to be an incredibly immature/emotionally stunted teenagers to ostracise a disabled kid.

>>729489695
>being besties with a girl

How do betas even connect with females as friends

>>729487319
kek

>>729491601
I wanna try this out anon could you give me some websites to try it out? and give a few tips?

>>729490419
>willing rape
you are retarded.
wasn't rape she consented, didn't consent to getting the clep and a kid but guess that just a bonus

>>729494991
he's referring to the fact that someone can't legally consent if they're drunk. If you're both drunk I wouldn't personally call it rape. If you were sober and she was pissed than ya raped her buddy.

>>729492783
You are a beautiful human being. You did what you could and did more than anyone else would have. There is nothing wrong in what you did. You are a good man.

>>729489585
fuckin lmao, was there a crowd when you pissed on her? what were the reactions like?

>>729494598
Kids who have already learned "if I put someone down, I'll feel better about myself" mixed in with hormones, angst, general dislike of how you're being expected to behave contrasted with the lack of things you're allowed to do?

Still unlikely?

>>729494189
>we pass through the crowd and music in this like, empty grove type area surrounded by the woods where all the cars and light and music is. mostly everyone was emo which worked to my benefit and all in all it had a nice vampirey feeling to it.

>get stopped by a drunk woman
"Youre not really supposed to be here are you?"
inside im cheering and also clenching my asshole because this also worked in favor of my narrorative even though she didn't know it for i had told the girl that I was showing up despite being unwelcome by some of the other vampires. "you must be scared to death outhere" the drunky was talking the both of us "why don't you come with me?"
>this is the moment
"why don't you try and take her?"
>attack her with my intent through my eyes
>she leaves, confused and probably a little upset at my random ferocity
>we make it through the crowd to a bonfire in a little secluded chunk of woods I had previously cleared out in preparation the week before.
>the remaining three are all sitting around speaking a faux Latin with eachother (this requires a surprising amount of practice and rehearsing to make it believable)
>join in but drop her name
>they also drop her name a couple times
>we laugh and look at her
>all rehearsed
>eventually were all speaking English and hanging out
>give her a drink laced with a little acid
>make a show of cutting my finger and bleeding into it
>she's tripping mildly and I play along like im getting fucked up on my own magic vampire potion
>stone sober though, nothing but ice cold focus on her every movement and sound
>the four of us pull out some instruments we has stashed nearby
>violin, bass guitar, acoustic guitar, and a flute
>one of them slyly starts a hidden speaker playing summer-Vivaldi
>im blowing away from the mouthpiece of the flute, the violins bow has no string and the guitarists were hoverhanding the strings.
Cont.

>>729494123
Hint: it probably wasn't rape.

>>729495236
Unlikely in the sense that it would only be a minority of people, they disabled kid would always find plenty of friends elsewhere. And if the kid was actually bullied the rest of the grade + teachers + parents would tear them apart.

>>729491175
>a tard unit
(for autists and kids with anger management issues)
Four kids gang up to bully one kid.
No kind of monitoring.
What the actual fuck?!

Maybe the tard unit admins were tards themselves?

>>729494660
When I first met her I wasn't into her. That didn't happen until we had known each other for 4 years.

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>Talking to a girl one night
>Tells me about how she has some kind of cancer or some shit where she could die and how she randomly blacked out when she was talking a shower
>Don't really give a shit so we talk about something different
>FF few months later
>We start dating for some stupid reason
>It didn't last though and we ended it
>Quit talking to her
>Despite me not talkting to her she continues to message me
>I decide to message her
>Ask her If she wanted to play csgo with me and my friend
>she says no (was really mad at me for not talking to her don't know why she had other people to talk to)
>We get into a fight and I eventually tell her that I hope her cancer is real (she was a heavy liar)
I don't regret it and while it wasn't rude I guess it wasn't nice to say

>>729492919
this

>>729495446
probably it wasn't, anon, but Im getting kinda brainwashed with the leftist agenda.
she was drunk as shit several times and didnt want anal but I still did it.
grey area.

>>729486624
We seriously have to believe you are a hunk? Degenerate neckbeard

>>729495447
This day and age, sure. But keep in mind, this is the height of Politically Correct culture. Shit's WAY higher than it used to be. Look at all the shit on kids shows that NEVER would have made it past censors now. WB was infamous for that stuff.

>>729486257
Broke up with a girl because she couldn't keep up with me on a kayak. Sure-fire sign of a fatty to be

Called a girl icky

>>729495655
Yeah guess it's just different eras. I've been fat since I was 12 but was never bullied about. Dunno if that's just because I was taller than everyone else and they were worried I might have mongoloid strength or something though.

>>729495834
Dude wtf is wrong with you?!

>>729486604
stale pasta, fag

>>729486493
I kekked

>>729486736
>barp, barp, barp...
kek

>>729486604
TALE AS OLD AS TIIIIME

>>729486257
got this chick pregnant, there was two other possible fathers, she was black and both guys are black, kids like skinned as fuck with blondish hair and light brown eyes. I have a daughter.... and some black dude is raising it thinking it's his. Worth it.

>>729487977
too close to home

>>729495847
I was overweight, too. Didn't really run into asshole kids until 6th-8th grade. And even then, I've just kinda always been amicable with everyone to the best of my ability. Had no interests in common bar the "every boy aged around there liked videogames", but even then, which games they liked started to branch out. I never did drugs, smoke, drink, or dance. I got along fine with almost 100% of them, just never really gave a shit about them. Seemed to me it was all facade, no substance, and that wasn't my bag.
And I'm rambling, so it's a decent time to cut it off.

>>729489695
>Completely crushed her ego

that sweet sweet feeling, nice

>>729495912
I was a different person then, ive changed i swear!

>>72949543729
>she didn't question it at the time but later when she did I explained that vampire music has a magic to it

>the whole night she's practically shitting her pants and gushing about how we were all vampires and how she was going to be one and what she thought he aspect and power might be and what she hoped to pursue within our society and all the human hunting tactics I had been teaching her etc.etc.
>I could see my actors cringing in their eyes but she had no idea
>they were troopers though, especially the one I was blackmailing. he really sold the shit out of it.
>eventually the night wears into early morning
>the crowd is dispersing
>its time for the grand finale
>Mr blackmail starts talking about how has thirsty and how he bets I couldn't stop him from drinking her if I wanted to
>suddenly in mid sentence I grab him and "throw"him 5 or 6 feet away into the sun
>we had rigged his leather jacket to burn a little on the back when he lights a black fuse starting in his pocket
>this was by and large the most difficult thing to set up and it really wouldn't have been believable save for the fact that she was 14 on acid for the first time and had been up all night after a school day.
>quickly grab her before she sees him slip off the jacket and we start full speed sprinting away through a path I had hacked through the brush the previous morning
>as were leaving hear a drunk woman yell "oh my god!"
>more internal cheering
>we finally stop at the edge of the woods
>she's crying and has piss running down her leg
>console her and walk her home
>she kisses me for being so nice
>go home and masturbate to the memory of her pissing herself and crying.

the end.

>>729496452
click here for next chunk. I fucked up.
>>729495437

>>729486609
burger for spitting lots of phlegm

>>729489714
Fucked and impregnated sweet virginal cunny, then completely forgot about it. She's raising a 5 year old now.

t. i the niggest

>>729488605
> juggalo
Had to Google this. WTF are you a degenerate nigger?

Brown trash.

>>729496452
Holy shit my sides. God bless, anon. You glorious, glorious bastard.

Pretty solid greentext, too.

Told her 'i love you'

>>729496763
Holy shit is it summer already?

>>729488548
Man that s bad. I hope you are more than a bit better now.

>>729487977
thats not ok to make me feel that feel

>>729486257
dated a girl my sophomore year of high school, she went to a different school but I worked with her she was a bit older but damn cute. Dumped her that summer for a girl who was much younger then me and turned her into a slut but fucked her everyday constantly. Got tired of her and dated the first girlfriends sister when the other went off to college but her sister worked with me. Fucked her for a while til her sister came back for the summer and revealed to her sister that she hadn't even kissed anyone that year and still I was her last. So got back with her just because.... I don't know ..... Then got back with the younger girlfriend for 4 years, thought she was the one to be honest. She'd come and visit me every other weekend at college, I felt kind of bad about the fact I cheated on her all the time but I was really horny with raging testosterone still at that point in life, after our third abortion I dumped her right after getting it done. She'd stil lcome and visit even while I was juggling a girlfriend and a spare. Got the spare pregnant, I went to prison at that point for 8 felony drug possession charges and two grand larcenies. Young girlfriend came to visit me every week and brought me books and blow. I've been with the same girl for 4 years now, still see her every weekend though....

>>729494660
Know plenty of people who have chick bestfriends who aren't beta shits. But heres a related story to the thread and you.
>best friend since age 2 is a chick
>basically treated her like a dude
>most people assumed she was my brother until she hit puberty
>surprise surprise she ended up a bit dykeish
>lost virginity to each other age 11 cause we both agreed its the better option than dealing with chicks and chick stuff
>friend claims she only digs chicks despite us banging whenever one of us needs it assuming we don't have a chick we're dating
>any girl we land we basically tag-team sexually and emotionally
>made sure we hit the same uni and co-ed dorm and everything until we put in for the same apartment hit the gym together so we can spot each other
>bros4lyf lifestyle all the damn way until just recently
>came back from the strip club one day high and drunk as fuck
>crash on the couch
>shes packing a bowl while i find out my recordings for sandwhale and jack are all overwritten by the rick&morty april fools episode
>stoned and drunk so it takes us 4 hours pausing and explaining to each other what just happened in the episode
>about time to call it a night the suns about to come up
>figured she was already passed out cause she was just sprawled out eyes closed for the past hour
>out of the blue asks me why we never just started dating each other
>i...uh-er what?
>cause we're like brothers and we both fuck chicks?
>yeah but WE fuck whenever we don't got a chick
>...blueballs excuse?
>still
>uh...
>just think about it
>go out for a jog and try and process this shit
Shit was last weekend and i've been home since for break and about to head back in a few hours after lunch.
I'm thinking on just saying yes assuming shit can stay how it is after the fact for 2 reasons:
A. I've always heard you know you've found "the one" when you got a bestfriend you want to fuck and marry.
B. Worry if I don't lock this shit down it might be the end of this shit.

>>729496781
thanks, I think. too bad autocorrect kept fucking my shit up while I was typing though.

>>729488171
is sex without a condom even noticeably better

>>729496452
sweet jesus, please keep it cumming I love it

>>729496452
I really really want to believe

>>729486370
How bad was that day?

>>729497118
ummmmmm yes. is sex with a condom even noticeable ? lol outside of high school I never could even cum from sex with a condom. I'd rather just masturbate then use one and have sex.

>>729497118
yes
>>729497226
this

sex with condom is absolute shit. Id rather just wank tbh

>>729497016
Now to tie it into the thread:
Only issue with this is i can't say i love her we've always just been insanely close friends. I imagine longrun it won't matter or it'll just happen like it did with previous chicks but i actually feel like shit knowing i'll be stringing her along and locking her down for my own selfish want when she seems to genuinely have felt this way.

>>729497000
O yeah and I got syphilis at one point. But now I'm in my late twenties with early onset Parkinsons and a kidney that's completely fucked so I guess maybe karma could exist. I love my girlfriend though but if I break it off with my old fuck toy she'd go crazy and tell her and ruin everything, that's always been the issue, she'd say she'd tell whoever it was I was dating, she's crazy and has some mad daddy issues and is super glued to me for some reason

>>729497345
I can barely even feel having sex with a condom. Like for real...and it's not just for the guy too girls mostly hate them too

>>729492783
Did you do it because you thought it was helping her at the time, or for the other reasons?

The answer to that determines whether you should hang yourself.

>at a party
>old ex is there with her boyfriend
>haven't been together for years and she has a kid now
>old ex is getting super drunk and her boyfriend is being pissy with her so he leaves her there
>she stays with me most of the night while talking about how she has a bunch of sugar daddies on the side and how her bf doesn't know
>she comes on to me so I take her to a room and fuck her
>she passes out in the middle of it
>finish anyway but clean up
>later that night I find another girl I've been obsessing over for years
>we've been on and off fooling around forever but I tell her I'm going away for a few weeks on vacation and she decides she wants to sleep with me before I go
>find a different room in the house and fuck her too
>when party is dying down I leave and go over to my gfs house and fuck her
>me and my gf go on vacation for a few weeks the next day

>FF a few months
>gf goes away for school
>dump her and get with her best friend
>still together with gfs best friend

>>729497478
correct, I agree with you 100% anon. I fucking hate condoms. I'd seriously rather wank than fuck a girl with condom on.

fucked her best friend. then started dating with the second girl (first ones bf) and after that fucked HER best friend

>>729497566
I'd rather pay for the pill afterwards and pop some penicillin then use a condom

>>729497118
Much better

>>729492919
it would be more selfish for someone to expect that you stayed with the original than for you to move on, you tried

>>729497016
marry the cunt you fag. you could be cruisin on threesomes for the rest of your life.

>>729495472
now that i think back that was pretty fucked up she was covered in bruises too and we only got a light telling off from our teacher

>>729497720
I have a few friends who are pharmacy techs and I can get whatever antibiotics I need. Anything other then opiates actually....

>>729497497
Gonna sound like a pussy but I genuinely like helping those that actually need it and she needed it once i found out how shit her life was and that she wasn't just a bit of a weirdo that I occasionally met in the forest.
Sex was just a thing that happened cause we were both hitting puberty and she had zero notions of personal space for a good while.

>>729497566
You're all childish
>But muh unprotected sex
You mf need some sex ed!

>>729486604
Fuck that's a pretty old pasta too.Blasta from the pasta.

>>729497720
What about aids and herpes you fucking idiot?

Ps: I hardly use condoms either lll

>>729495195
you are responsible for if you murder someone while drunk, why not responsible for your own vagina

>>729486604
kys

>>729498059
I have Parkinsons at 27 .... I'm not going to be living long anyway, I haven't unlocked the god tier masturbation perk yet though

"consensual" anal. in that she didn't want it but she loves me lol

>>729496317
Yep, the reality check she got was satisfying.

>>729489871

Has she ever realized that you've pissed in her mouth? How many times have you done it?

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Abstain from sex, I dont avoid women, but i do deny them my essence.

>>729497842
That was the plan but its just confusing.
I know i can basically fall for any chick given enough time and exposure same for her but its different this time for obvious reasons plus what happens if it this shit implodes cause maybe she really does only dig chicks and she'll only realize that with this next step. Kinda wish i could just cruise as is forever though i know eventually that wouldn't be an option.
Shit sucks.
>>729497118
Yes. Most chicks i've found dislike it as well for various reasons but they have less of an issue with than dudes do. Consensus seems to be the smoother texture seems to take away from the experience for them.

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>>729497948
>tfw you dont have a partner on the pill you can fill to the brim with your cum 24/7

>>729495575
Greentext anal story and I will give you feedback on whether or not it is a grey area.

Existed

>>729498160

Hey nitwit think of the people your putting your shaky aids ridden penis in

not exactly on topic but was watching a french horror flick last night with my girlfriend and got a raging hard on while a chick was being tortured. Not the first time it's happened, it's not the fact it's a woman it's just torture or certain gore scenes. She just slowly turned her head and was like really ? And then had awesome rough sex

>>729494058
this
make this a win for yourself and her

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>>729498379
this guy gets it

>>729486257
Fucked her only best friend

>>729498486
I don't think you realize how prevalent AIDs ISN'T. And I get checked everytime I get blood drawnonce a month... contracting HIV from someone who isn't full blown isn't common at all and like I said I ask for a STD panel everytime I have to get my blood checked

>>729494132
Love the idea of getting a girl used to this (eating ass-plug candy bars), then getting her drunk and tricking her into eating actual shit.

Any pics of this sub slut?

>>729498425
>get drunk
>she is more drunk than me
>"baby can I put it in your ass"
>no!
>"baby please I just want to come inside you"
>no dont put it there
>"Ill be gentle"
>I said no
>"I dont care, I want to come inside you, I want to fill you up, Ill be gentle"
>...dont do it, I dont want it

sticked in ass
she started squirming
went slower, when she turned around and started saying something I started kissing her so she would stfu
pounded and came in her ass
she spent an hour crying in the bathroom but I was already passed out b/c of alcohol

judge/rate idgaf, I was young

>>729497547
Who sucked it better?

Posted her pics on 4chan

And every other site Out there

>>729498160
>god tier masturbation perk

Explain.

>>729498753
If she's stuck up and bitchy, she deserves it. Cunts like that should be put in their place

>>729498603
>>729498379

pathetic samefag

>>729498171
Awww...

...greentext? Did she cry? Groan? Did you finish in her ass? You did, didn't you?

>>729498160
KEK
>>729498883
Parkinson's makes you shaky

>>729498753

Love it. I wonder how many girlfriends out there have gotten ass-fucked despite how much they don't want to, because their boyfriend was man enough to not take no for an answer.

>>729498520
Which French horror film? "Martyrs?"

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I dose bitches...

>>729486257

>both dating people
>physical chemistry sets rooms on fire
>spending too much time together
>she starts realizing her bf is a twat
>fuck her the way she's always wanted
>affair.dmg
>she falls hard in love with me
>I can tell she wants us to both break off our s.o. and be together
>oops
>tell her no way
>be sympathetic
>she gets the crazy eyes for me
>(clingy) x (the sum of all numbers)

After she wouldn't leave me alone, I had to get it through her head somehow.

>tell her I did this on purpose and this was my intention all along

And that basically broke her down pretty bad. I felt remorse for doing so, as it wasn't true. But we both are still with the people we were dating and that was years ago.

>>729499080
yep, there's a lot of good french horror out now though I just figured she'd like that a lot

>>729486257
Called her a useless freak because she sacrificed a chicken, fought with her until she blocked me and told everyone her secrets.

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>>729498921
at least you tried

>>729498753
Well...it doesn't look good for you. Repeated "no's" and crying after suggest that she was traumatized. I hope you apologized, at least. Did she let you put it in her ass at other times? How did it feel to come inside a girl's butthole when she didn't want you there? Any pics of her ass?

>>729498424
Implants better. No chance of a fuck up day from partying where they gotta abstain till they can get a new cartridge and start again and shit like a lot of alchol and drugs won't fuck over the efficacy.

>>729499068
I told my doctor that at one point just to lighten things up and he started cracking up. Seeing a 50 year old guy who looks like he hasn't smiled in a year crying from laughing for you talking about how easy Parkinsons will make whacking off brings a smile to your face. My girlfriend is the shit though, she's helped me through so much of this shit.

>>729498901
Nobody deserves that, dude. What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>729486678
Old pasta, but It did come from somewhere, if someone at one point actually did this, thats fucked.

>>729492657
pic or didn't happen

>>729499074
I wonder how many girls won't take their partner in their ass because "it hurts."

>>729498753
uhhh yeah, not cool

>>729499074
At least 23.

>>729499164
Any other recommendations? I want to see "Dans Ma Peau," as well. Can I see pics of your girlfriend's tits and ass?

>>729499074
I don't know, in porno it happens a lot, they always say no it's for sluts and they've never done it but they always seem to love it after a while.

>>729487113
it's that sort of humiliating things i love. You did more?

>>729499360
Not a cuck like you who lies down for all the feminism shit going round at the moment.

>>729486507
How much money did she get together for having the dog put down? Was it part of a Japanese gameshow or something?

>>729499564
1) go slow, 2) use lube, 3) find a girl who wants it there (hint: about 50% of college-educated white women will take it up the butt)

i fucked my best friends girlfriend because she "felt something for me", not out of feelings but because i was single and needed something to dump my cum in. neither of us mentioned it to anyone after it happened.

>>729498755
Gf, unfortunately. Conditioned her to deepthroat and now I have to teach her best friend

>>729499604
Not using your dick to terrorize someone doesn't make me a feminist.

>>729487010
Wut

>>729499524
yeah I'll throw up some pics after I smoke some glass here, gotta get ready for the day ahead

>>729499796
>smoke some glass

thanks for sharing.

>>729499604
that's not feminism you idiot, you honestly deserve to be pinned down and raped. Then it's just meninism when you complain.

>>729499749
I have an ex who gave terrible bj's, but could deepthroat. Current wife cannot. You have to learn to appreciate the talents each girl has.

>>729499854
I'm not sharing Mr. White

>>729486257
said hi

i must have ruined her day

>>729487759
How many STDs did you get

>>729499796
>smoke some glass

You getting high on meth? Always wanted to try that. Should I? Honesty always appreciated.

>>729497913
Not gonna lie, she would be alive if you walked away. But you still did the decent thing. I wish I was capable of reaching out to someone in need at that age. Truth is, I was too worried about myself and how I would look. It's my biggest regret of school, that I never helped the weird kids.

Thanks for being the guy i never had the balls to be. May Kek bless your kind heart.

>>729486257
Come out of her womb

>>729499751
>>729499861
Feminism is bitches thinking their opinions matter and that they're superior. They deserve to have their asses ruined as punishment to put them in their rightful place. Probably cum on their face and make them walk home in public aswell

>>729499876
I hear you

Killed her father

>>729499999

>>729499955
nice full house son, uhhh it depends on who you are, I myself don't like speedy stuff really and just use it as like a utility drug. Like when I need to get shit done but it's not a "me" sort of drug if that makes sense ? I worry enough about shit already but its great for motivation lol fun for parties though here and there. It depends on what kind of person you are, and if you do just snort it. Slamming is a hell of a blast like no joke mindblowing but snorting won't give you a rush of pleasure so stick with it that way. But in general stay away, it's really addictive to most people.

>>729499212

Nice work brother, they will not contaminate our precious bodily fluids with their commie ways. Try to cover the truth by claiming samefag, that's how the hardcore commie works.

>>729498753
Yo that was not okay. Did she let you do it again?

>>729498865
Post a face pic and I'll say if I've seen her yet.

>>729494132
I would love to do this

>>729500297
yes, multiple times. always said "I love when you come inside me" afterwards
>>729499292
I was genuinely sorry. Yes, she did, look up. How did it feel? While coming, like a God, afterwards, like shit. And no, no pics. Just a regular 8/10 ass.
>>729499074
Thanks, I guess. Never took "no" as an answer in that relationship.

>>729500099
that's not what feminism is.

that's what you've learned to correlate with feminism thanks to the internet, trolls and fanatics with unclosable mouths.

>>729500436
regular is 5/10

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>>729486257
>ex cheats and admits she was seeing a nigro
>say to her "you fucked with him? you are disgusting. LEAVE NOW" *physically remove her from my house* , she cries and asks for forgiveness. I yell, "GO TO AFRICA TO GET BLACK DICK, YOU WHORE!"
> less than a month later i apologize and insist a lot (still holding an anger that i knew it would escalate into a revenge)
>she then forgives me and says he can still be friends and i "agree".
-then the fun begins
>gain her trust for about 6 months.
>make her believe her new boyfriend was using her. (and i kept being just a friend and acting like i don't want her)
>one year later i make her believe the second guy he was started to see was a obvious player (he had many friends, guys and girls on facebook)
>making her believe one of her best friends (girl) didn't care about her because she went to another country without telling her but some people knew (it was because her bf didn't want to hurt her, not because she didn't care about their friendship, they were bfs)
>they stop beeing friends eventually
> the chess makes my brain orgasm at this point
> making her subtly beleive she is dumb
> boost her ego a little but just to make her believe she needed to see a psicologist because she might be lost in life and to make plans , later she started to take anxiety and anti depressants
> subtly make her go down into the rabbit hole of the abyss so deep for about 3 years (while pretending to help her)
> one day without warning she freaks out and throws herself into a moving car and goes to the hospital
>motivate her in a way so she doesn't think i am being evil on the long run
> i call her a dumb bitch and that she needs to wake up ("i only said that because you need to wake up and stop being so pessimistic, i know you are better than this")
>start to date her best friend and closed facebook just not to deal with her
THAT'S WHAT SHE GETS FOR CHEATING AND LEAVE ME FOR A FUCKING NIGGER.

>>729500099
no that's not feminism. and what you did is called rape.

>>729500286
I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion, and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

>>729500521
people on the internet have become jaded and think 7 is average.

>>729500521
true. Im drunk. it was the best ass Ive had. just the perfect level of plump-ness, the color of asshole was perfect and her body type was ideal. she was my gf 4 years ago, but we still hook up whenever she feels like cheating on sume cuck and I'm free.

>>729500624
that't not being jaded, that's called stupid

>>729500436
Nice you broke her mentally with your dick hahaha good for you man. Must've been a great relationship

>Have a huge crush on one of my friends back in year 8
>like really huge
>mutual friend of ours "he look at this message i got from (grill)"
>message reads "hey do you know if anon is single? i think i'm falling for him"
>see message
>turn red
>grill comes over to the table asking what's going on
>laugh and say "i think we should just be friends" because embarrassed af and all our friends were there
>she just smiles and walks off

'tbc'

>>729486257
Talked to them

I cheated on a girlfriend without a condom and then let her suck my dirty cock haha

>>729500782
no you didn't

>drive to upstate NY to hang out with friend who moved there
>giant hillbilly party in a barn
>lost friend after an hour there
>having a pretty good time tho
>hook up with 7/10 blonde
>she's drinking heavily
>wants to go back to her house
>parents aren't home
>the bitch passes out as soon as we get in the car
>now what do I do?
>goo through her purse and find her license
>put her address in the garmin
>20 minute drive to the middle of nowhere
>drag her into the house
>no one is home
>throw her on the couch, strip her clothes and fuck her
>was just going to leave but wanted something to drink
>note on table says they won't be home until tomorrow afternoon and to go shopping
> $100 next to note
>take that shit
>carry her upstairs to parents room
>fuck her again
>spend a couple of hours there
>find more money in fathers dresser
>about $2000
>fuck girl one more time and then once in the ass
>used the lube I found in patents nightt stand
>left her on her parents bed with my cum seeping out of her next to a bottle of lube
>drove all the way home
>call friend and tell him what happened
>friend calls a couple of months later
>girl got pregnant
>parents are super religious and making her keep it

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>in college
>go to party during spring break
>literally everyone is drunk
>find girl who was definetly ahead of me in drinks
>fuck the shit out of her in a bedroom
>she passes out halfway through
>cum
>go back to party
>find girl I used to be pretty close with, she was a lot easier drunk
>walking back to the bedroom, realize girl is still on my bed
>oshit.jpg
>tell friend girl I have a surprise and to wait outside the door
>put passed out girl under the bed, lit some dumb candles as a "surprise"
>fuck girl #2
>first girl had syphilis
Tfw

>>729500782
I did this too. Like 2 hours difference. She cheated on me so i did that and felt better.. after i did it again tho.
Jokes on me tho, i got herpes

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>>729500738
>2 and a half years later ask her on a date to local pizza place
>she excitedly says yes
>day of the dat comes around
>panic
>tell her my grandfather had a heart attack a few hours before we were supposed to meet up
>say i'll reschedule our date
>never did because too embarrassed

>>729486554

Lol, same here bro.

>Be me, 13 year, apparently hot for the age
>met a girl while fishing (let's call her 3), add her on MSN
>After a while of hanging out, she wants me to add some of her friends to my MSN (1 and 2)
>Both somehow liked me
>chose the third option
>other girls hate eachother now
>one of the girls still likes me, i say "when me and 3 break up, i'm all yours"
>2hr later 3 stands by my side, breaks up
>online relation with a girl I've never met
>Never meet
>Broke up those best friends

>>729492575
You did nothing wrong, infact you did the opposite. She had a reasonably normal, stable relationship with you which she didn't have with anyone else. You were someone she was comfortable enough to spend time with and be real with. You helped her. It wasn't your fault she killed herself, not at all and in all honesty.. It was kind of inevitable that she would

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>>729498753
>able to cum
>passes out from alcohol

Story is fake guys

>>729500836
ok...
>>729500887
i cheated on her regularly.. she was a 5/10 with a 7/10 body and she had no self esteem... she would let me fuck whenever...

>>729500706
no. it's jaded.

they see so many nice girls on the internet, they think that is the norm, so anyone actually average simply becomes ugly, and the "average" moves up. seeing so many pretty girls on the internet has made many of its users JADED to the fact that average girls are the rule, not the exception.

>>729501055
I can get semi-hard and blow my load like a wimp even if Im fucked up beyond remembering anything from that night.

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Found out my ex was cheating in me with a nigger. Kept finding condoms in trash can. Bought insemination kit from from Amazon. Wait patiently. Get her stupid drunk and high one night after I get home. I know Tyrone just left. Use insemination kit to flood her uterus with nigger cum. Wife gets preggo. Has nigglet. File for divorce. Ex is now single mom and her family has disowned her.

>>729501146
Lucky you
2 beer in and my dick is broken

>>729501321
Post pics of niglet and ex

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>>729501340
I can drink 0,7 vodka/whisky and fuck
but here is the catch
when Im sober I absolutely cant get it up with a new girl necause of nervousness

>>729501321
I hope this is true. If it is good for you. Seriously that was way better revenge than mine

>>729501340
Different anon.
No joke you got shit cardio. Try jogging or basic lifting and you can get it up ezpz high or drunk to shit.

>>729501593
Unfortunately for me, it is true. I loved her and was truly devastated.

>>729499440
I did this too. Gf was too drunk and I wanted to put it in her ass. She said no but I persuaded her, she loved me so she said yes. I fucked her and came in her ass. Then she went into the bathroom and started crying, wouldn't let me in. Came out like nothing happened. Asked me a bunch of times when she was drunk to fuck her in the ass again, especially when we had an argument. We broke up a while ago and I still remember those times, I was too horny and selfish to care about her and I think I broke her.

>>729501687
lol good story, faggot

>>729498753
She sounds fat