If we are intelligently designed, why do men have nipples, and

I never got wisdom teeth. Maybe I am intelligently designed.

>>729480362
eat shit

>>729480362
For efficiency of evolution. Or are you implying evolution is not God's plan?

>>729480505
You have them. They might not have cut through the gums, but you have them. Unless you're a mutant of some kind.

>>729480578
Well there is no god for one, but if you want to tell me that the Abrahamic god is some kind of primitive primate thing (you know, the whole created in his image thing), then I'll hear your funny little theory.

>>729480594
Nope. Dentist said don't have them and never will. That was like 10 years ago when the dentist told me so I'm thinking he was right.

>>729480668
>there is no god
Probability does not mean certainty. You're making a pretty bold statement which requires a proof for it to work as an argument.

And whoever said I was talking about Abrahamic God? Edgy atheist zealotry at it's finest. You're just as bad as the christfags.

>>729480929
Lucky fuck

>>729480989
>requires proof

The god hypothesis has NO evidence whatsoever. You're the one who's going on broad assumptions. The burden of proof lay with the people making the claim of something's existence.

>>729480362
You're right, you're retarded.

>>729480997
Yeah. One of the first things they do in boot camp is pull wisdom teeth out. Then you get like 24 hours of bed rest and that's it, back to running around again. I never had to worry about it.

Maybe it's more than 24 hours I don't remember anymore.

>>729480362
Fuck off andrew

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Atheists are so fucking stupid it hurts to watch. Even if they were right and there is no God, Atheism has caused the worst genocides in history. So God or no God such ideas should not be allowed in our society. I think if a person wants to practise such ridicilous beliefs they should do it in the private of their own home, or be fined heavily.

>>729480362
We are all intelligently designed, but not all are created equal. He clearly made some people retarded faggots. Like you.

>>729481080
no, the burden of proof lay with the people challenging the idea

>>729480594
its possible to not have been born with wisdom teeth, I have two on the bottom and none on the top. however they are growing in straight and wont need to be taken out.

>>729482073
atheism hasn't caused shit. the flaws of humans have caused genocide, the flaws made by your so called god. if he is perfect why has he not made perfect beings not capable of flaws?

>>729480594
>Unless you're a mutant of some kind.
evolution at work

“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?”

>>729482695
I believe you are a cock-gurgling faglord.
So far i see no evidence against this hypothesis, therefore it's confirmed.

>>729480362
Complaining about anyone other than Muslims seems pretty irrelevant and petty at this point in time.

It's like your house is on fire and you're stopping to complain about a leak in your roof.

>>729480362
Men have nipples so they can be sissies, we have tailbones and wisdom teeth to further push fur fags into mental instability, and we have goosebumps because they're a good fucking book.

Are you even trying?

>>729482073
>Atheism has caused the worst genocides in history
sure, because my great-grandpa wasn't running around with a belt buckle signed with "Gott mit uns [God with us]" while serving in the Reich's army.
Not to mention the meltingpot of nordic mysticism mixed with abrahamic teachings that was used by the Nazis for propaganda reasons.
Anon, Nazis are the outcome of what happens when you get high on religion. In his final days Hitler believed himself to be an incarnation of archangel Michael, send to earth to finally smite the jews for their sins.

>>729482695
lies* you inbred
And no... the burden of proof LIES with the person making the claim. There is literally thousands of straight up lies and contradictions in the bible. I mean wtf do you expect. It has been re-written hundreds if not thousands of times
>hurr durr god is real, uneducated child fucking goat herders said so. Lmao theists are actually both cucks and retarded at the same time. I honestly dont know how you manage it

>>729483374
>Complaining about anyone other than Muslims seems pretty irrelevant and petty at this point in time.
Gaslighting like crazy.
Yes, muslims are the actual, literal threat for our lives. However, christianity is still the same backwards thinking breeding-ground for creationists who mess with our school-system and even science faculties if they get the chance for it.
I think a discussion on Christianity is the exact opposite of "irrelevant".

>>729483399
>Nazis are the outcome of what happens when you get high on religion
Your history teacher failed you. The majority of Nazi leaders were either:
1. attempting to exploit religion as a means of control
2. attempting to replace religions with an entirely new state religion that propped up the reich
3. attempting to create an entirely secular state

Nazi Germany was not "high on religion". Not even close. I wouldn't do something stupid like trying to say that atheism caused it, but you shouldn't make dumb arguments either.

>>729483579
> extremist muslims are a threat against our lives
> extremist christians are a threat against our minds
Extremism in any form can get pretty nasty. A man can use a God to excuse almost any action.

But a man can also use a lack of a God to excuse almost any action.

>>729480505
Not if you're posting on 4chan.

>>729483947
I'd argue that extremist muslims also pose the larger threat to our minds. There's absolutely nothing regressive and backwards that christians think that muslims can't outdo them on, and unlike christians, muslims are a protected class by liberals in the west and given an undue pass for their bullshit.

>>729483947
It maybe just me, but i think atheists are morally "better" than their theist counterparts...
>why?, you may ask
Bc when an atheist does something good or selfless, they do it bc they are a good person. not bc they believe the cosmic space fairy will send them to an eternal hellfire of they don't.

>>729483861
>1. attempting to exploit religion as a means of control
Like every religious institution ever?
>2. attempting to replace religions with an entirely new state religion that propped up the reich
Correct, so they used religion for mass-control...
>3. attempting to create an entirely secular state
No, they attempted to cut it from the catholic church specifically, to replace it with their own religion. This is not a secular state, this is a theocratic dictatorship.
A secular state simply splits religious debatte & influence from the legislative organs, so religion has no influence on the laws enacted by a state.

It seems your history teacher failed YOU.

>Nazi Germany was not "high on religion". Not even close.
So what do you think were all these parades, marches, and celebrations of reich-archievements, if not copied religious ceremonies and symbolism structured to please the sanctimonious desire of the population to praise Hitler and his party as something awe-inspiring?
Even tho no one called it state"church", hitler intentionally used religious / occult ceremonies and symbolism to inspire the people around him.

Athiests are:
>narcissists
>immoral

>>729483374
Actually this is a rather good point...

>>729484449
No it's not

>>729480362
We are hybrids of Neanderthal and Alien DNA. There was no purpose for us other than slave work, but the experiment went wrong we were left alone. Now we are being observed to see where our civilization goes. There is your answer. Now stop posting this cancer thread. I'm talking to both Religionists and Atheists

>>729483947
>But a man can also use a lack of a God to excuse almost any action.
I never heard someone say "there is no god, so I am allowed to go on this shooting-spree". Yes, such logic is often presented by religious people if they speak about their opinion of what holds society together [so called "objective morality"] when in reality religious considerations influence little to nothing for spontaneous manslaughter [f.e. finding your wife in bed with another man].
Religious crimes on the other hand are numerous. Muslims slaugthering gays, the christian inquisition , stoning, modern slavery in muslim nations, suicide-bombers, and this is just the tip of that mountain...

so, I rarely to never get to so a criminal that acts out of "I'm atheist, therefore...", but I get numerous examples of "I follow this religion, therefore..." so if I have to decide on a society being more secure with or without religion, I'd probably decide for the later.

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>>729480362
That is just a biology bits of old DNA

>>729484236
There's some truth to that. There's plenty of places, especially in the USand Europe, where not attending church or worshipping the right god the wrong way will fuck you up socially and professionally.

>>729484287
Also a good argument.
But I could counter by saying that I see more bad people turned good by finding religion than I do by finding atheism.

Besides, we're all familiar with 'reward vs. punishment'...
> if you don't be good, Santa won't bring you anything and you'll get the belt

'Heaven' for being good and 'Hell' for being bad is an effective way of rewarding desired behaviour and punishing undesired behaviour.

>>729484287
>not bc they believe the cosmic space fairy will send them to an eternal hellfire of they don't.
This just shows how little contact you've had with probably anyone ever. Theists on the whole are pretty much the same as atheists. If you're making your arguments based on exaggerated stereotypes of theists and then comparing them to yourself, then you don't really have any perspective on the issue.

Most theists would do good things primarily because they're good people, and some of them do bad things because they're bad people.

>>729484822
But I could counter by saying that I see more bad people turned good by finding religion than I do by finding atheism.
because atheism is nothing but the answer to a single question: "is there a god?"
religion on the other hand comes with a plethora of moral teachings and, if interpreted very carefully, with a guidance to a selfless live, so it's not surprising that it also can cause people to improve themselves and get back on the right track.

however, religion also comes with great societal dangers, and with the dawn of modern psychology, it's not the only tool that can get the "fallen" back on track, while the later being far less risky.

>>729485157
eh, forgot to greentext the first line.

>>729485157

The plethora of answers and the added questions that arise are part of the power of religion. The modern bible is a book of peace and love, a call to war, and a means of justifying any action.

In the right hands, religion can provide simple answers to a confused man. Even if the answer is 'because God said so', that can be an acceptable answer and lets the man move on.
In the wrong hands, no doubt it can be a fucking dangerous thing.

Psychology.... its good, but to be honest it doesn't work for everyone. And it can be just as dangerous. There's plenty of examples where a psych has fucked up and accidentally given a patient (ironically) a God complex, or made a mistake in a prescription and sent a patient completely off the rails by accident.

>>729485918
>Psychology.... its good, but to be honest it doesn't work for everyone. And it can be just as dangerous. There's plenty of examples where a psych has fucked up and accidentally given a patient (ironically) a God complex, or made a mistake in a prescription and sent a patient completely off the rails by accident.
Yep, it has something in common with religion: It shouldn't be performed by morons. Sadly, it increasingly often is. Just recently heard about a case of a women who - even while having good eyesight - suffered from body identity integrity disorder [BIID], and wanted to be blind. What does her psychologist after !2 weeks! of working with her? Carefully pours acid into her eyes himself, to fulfill her wish...

>>729480362
>If we are intelligently designed, why do men have nipples, and why do we all have tailbones, wisdom teeth, goosebumps, and our other vestigial body parts or traits?

well did someone skip their basic anatomy class?

>>729482887
>Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent
Cool edgelord quote, but yes this is the case. You will not find a single passage in the Bible that claims omnipotence. The closest thing is in the psalms and other parts of mere worship, where the followers make claims of enormous power akin to how people at the time would have called their mortal kings all-powerful. If I call a mouse a chicken it doesn't mean the mouse has claimed to be one at any point
>Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?
Because absolutely no definition of deity has ever meant perfection and omnipotence, silly atheists not even knowing what they're trying to argue against

>>729486299
Behold, I am the Lord, the God of all flesh. Is there anything too hard for me? (Jeremiah 32:27)

And I heard, as it were, the voice of a great multitude, as the sound of many waters and as the sound of mighty thunderings, saying, "Alleluia! For the Lord God Omnipotent reigns (Revelation 19:6)

>>729486154
Yeah... there's flaws in both systems. A blind belief in science and a blind belief in religion are bad things.

I had a buddy who was ex-army. Saw and did some bad shit.
He got invilved in a church, but saw a psych. The psych gave him pills and told him to put his faith in science, the priest threw away the pills and told him to put his faith in God. Poor bastard didn't know which way to go and was so lost he OD'd on his meds and called an ambulance. Note he left said if science was right they'd save him, if God was right He'd save him, and if neither was right he'd die a happy man.

He died, for the record.

>>729480362
>men have nipples
So men can become traps
>tailbones
It supports the base of the spine, otherwise spine collapse
>wisdom teeth
To give us wisdom onviously, dumbass
>goosebumps
So we can enjoy scary stories, and know when we've found the clitoris

Are you even trying, atheist fag

>>729480362
you are a retard

the burden of proof isn't on christians if you are challenging their faith
you cannot disprove an unfalisiable hypothesis and this is a fact.
so let it be at that, it is not disproven because they didnt show proof retard, it just isnt proven.

the same goes for christians. if they want to prove god as a fact, then the burden of proof is on them.
but no one can disprove or prove it,so stop talking about it you neckbeard nigger

>>729486531
well, fuck.
Sorry to hear that.

A good psychologists would have told him to make sure to take his meds as per prescripted, but feel free to look out for any hope he might find in a church.

A good priest would have welcomed him in his sermons and also told him to trust in his prescriptions since his psychologist spend his whole life studying how to make use of what "gods creation" has to offer.

Neither should claim to know everything, nor should they stand in each others way. The patient / believer should always be the most important factor in their considerations

>give me facts about faith
thats not how it works

>>729486633
DUB DUBS!!!

After all these years of fapping to her, now I know her name.

>>729480362
>OP asking why he himself can't fuck off

Maybe you're lonely?

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>>729486443
>God of all flesh
>too hard

>>729486919
ethnic kekistani here.
I still won't join your edgy discord, faggot.

>>729486753
Religion can by disproven by common sense

>>729487001
how?
just because something can't be disproven doesn't mean it should be tangible.

but you still cant disprove it and thats why it's called unfalsifiable.

>>729487001
Then reproven by uncensored observation and scientific fact. gasp

>>729487001
stop dragging everyone else into it.
you speak about your perception, and your perception alone. Neither side can come up with good evidence for or against it, and some people simply "decide" to go with it. And so do you by deciding against it.

Also, atheist here as well. Just one that left the edge-lord phase decades ago.

>>729487080
I can't see it so it isn't there lalala

>unironic, thats "common" sense

>make a completely unbased assumption
>can not prove it
>since it can't be disproved either, it MUST exist
fucking creationist fags

>>729486767
That's always been my argument. Dude died at the hands of a preacher and a quack. They killed him, plain and simple.

But Hell, shit happens, life goes on. It hasn't made me not believe in a Godlike figure or entity and I've got no problems chugging down antibiotics when I'm sick.

>>729487156
>>729487156

confirmed troll.
if i need to tell you five times that it isnt proven nor disproven because it cant be neither, and your still saying things like that, then you are either missing chromosomes or trolling

>>729487088
>religion reproven by scientific fact


Ha good one m8

>>729480362
aww, he thinks he has an argument.

>>729487135
There is actually some pretty good evidence for it. It just isn't really published collectively fancy that. Music scales, pleasing architecture, the vetruvian man and the golden mean, prime numbers and gravity. Tons and tons of things. Just none of them "common" sense xD

>>729487223
Ironically, it's my argument as well, even tho I argue from the other side of the fence.
Therefore, godspeed anon. Was nice talking with you.

>>729480362
You are evolved from the same ancestor as chimpanzes. Deal with it

>>729487348
what has any of that to do with the existence of god?

>>729487227
>>729487234
Wahhh!

>>729487348
>why can't aethiests admit they just don't know anything??

>>729483376
Kek

>>729487434
>what does any of that have to do with intelligent design

Uh...it was designed. Intelligently. so that it could be perceived. Spoonfeed much?

>>729480578
If God is all knowing evolution would be unnecessary.

>>729480362

While i'm no for intelligent design or any other cuckoo god crazy shit, I think you'll find nothing you've stated here is actually an argument behind it. An intellegent person would do things in the most fficient way posible so you could argue a base template which can then develop into a number of different things is actually quite intellegent.

This is similar to an approach that a lot of fast food places take. they make a base sauce which goes on to become any curry at Indian restaurants. So everything you've stated is actually an argument for a creaters hand in things.

>>729487530
why?

how is that exclusive?

>>729487530
God can literally do whatever the fuck he wants, not just what is "necessary" to us humans.

>>729487348
You all Wikipedia. Ill wait

>>729487616
Reminder he doesn't exist

>>729482073
ISIS much, hitler much, templars much, the history of christianity much.

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>>729487370
See, now if every fucker figured out the common ground and stopped with the 'hurr durr muh beliefs > yur beliefs prove me wrng fgt' bullshit, we'd all be a lot better off.
Have fun, dude. I should probably get back to work and pretend like I give a shit for a while.

>>729487665
Christianity destroyed

my faith flew out the window

>>729487370
>>729487702
>neither one of us know anything so let us slap penises and part

aetheism

>>729487691
and the history and CURRENT ACTIONS of muslims

and the jews

>>729487616
so he just does unnecessary shit for lulz? oh my... how intelligent!

>>729487223
holy crap pieces of paper and blessings don't get rid of stupid people. Who would have ever thought WE weren't god.

>>729480362
You can't fight stupidity wtih stupidity man. You can only ignore it.

>>729487861
>he does
>I know cause he signed it saying from god


Go on..

>>729487861
I mean if I was god i'd fuck with people just sayin

>>729482073
Mostly correct, but you have to remember there are no real atheists, they are just being rebelious children and are mad at God for some reason. atheism always leads to terrible things, because atheists have rejected Gods light, they lack the ability to understand morality.

occams razor postulates aethiests have a small penis

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>>729480362
what about involution? we all came from some extraterrestrial black sunlight but degenerated into meaningless chimps, some more than others

>>729487510
how the fuck does gravity - a natural force - fit into that!?

>>729487933
if you can't even find the evidence of God activity in the real world then what's the point in believing in him? Do you just always think "I don't understand this, therefore God"?

>>729488020
wool dyed lukewarm plz go

>>729480362
I like you

>>729480362
Create man with foreskin
Demand he cuts it off.

>>729488086
There is a ton of evidence of Gods activity in the bible. Use your brains, if God is fake how did Jesus walk on water?

>>729488072
>now I will individually ask you to expand each point like a sperg instead of nicely.

Yer mum

>>729488233
you can't even keep up with your own b8...

>>729488232
Because Bible is totally a credible source.

>>729488086
you are arguing the point you just yourself made. Is it unreasonable that some people can't perceive things? No. But those people will never believe you because it hurts their pride

>>729488313
Yep. Oh and hey. When you lose out on answers the rest of your life? Its because you're being a dick. Not because other people are meanies.

>>729488342
There are actually credentials in there too if you read it. fancy that

Why are atheists so obsessed with fish? You'd think they would notice the plot holes in their own narrative. If fish breathe water how did they go on land??

>>729480362

because you can't escape the truth,


you can't hate something that doesn't exist,
hating it just proven the first argument

and now you brag science just to escape your ignorance, that's just proven the second argument

>>729488193
Dude, you uncut? If yes, you ever gotten sand under your foreskin? That shit causes some pain...
My guess is there was no sand in the Garden and Adam so royally pissed off God that he said unto him 'You know what, you little fruit-stealing faggot? You dun goofed so fukkin bad imma gonna make your descendants live in the muthafucken DESERT, a place made of tiny little bits of abrasive shit that's gonna get EVERY MUTHAFUCKEN WHERE, and imma gonna leave that little close-fitting bit of skin, with juuuuust enough slack for a couple of grains of sand to get in there, on the end of your dick. Fuck you Adam... Fuck you.'

>>729488666
nice try Satan

>>729488649
Dunno. Especially since the fish symbolism is representative of an intelligently designed cycle of time. Its in the bible too

>>729482695

I'm the pope and I say you're wrong.

Challenge me.

>>729488686
goddamned-kek

>>729486443
First part not omnipotence just bragging as any ruler did, second is praise which is literally what I said - also Revelations lol even Biblical scholars agree that that's largely fiction

>>729488686
That does sound like something he might do.

>>729482695
You are extremely fucking retarded. Congratulations!

>>729488796
You aren't the pope

>>729488935
flappy boy

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>>729488842
>the most relatively defined part of the bible and all jews agree

kekeke

>>729488888
good comeback fuckface. dont see any proof.

Why do atheists pretend to be paragons of logic and reasoning when they can't even fathom the idea of a possible deity other than the Judeo-Christian one

>>729489009
he has quints, if your God exists he clearly favours him

>>729488649
because they don't breathe water, they filter water for oxygen. when evolution caused their gils to become more complex, they slowly but steadly evolved to muscle-controlled sacks that draw water in and out by convulsion. (google lung-fish)
at some point these lungs were complex enough to process not even liquid (water), but also gases (air), so organisms evolved that could breath above the water-surface, and soon after organisms that left water to lay their egs safely away from primordial predators (like modern see-turtles), and some point later, organisms evolved that didn't even need to return to water, since they were mobile enough out of water to feed on farns (grass is a rather your plant-species) that grew outside of the oceans. Soon after, predators evolved to follow their prey on land via the same steps.

>>729488232
>if God is fake how did Jesus walk on water?
You just have to be trolling, and badly at that

>>729489009
you can't avoid chomping on shit bait. proof

>>729489004
wut. It's literally a bitchfest about the Roman empire

>>729488666
>hating it just proven the first argument
>and now you brag science just to escape your ignorance, that's just proven the second argument
What are the first and second arguments of which you speak?

>>729489043
replace "when" with "because"

duh

>>729488649
fish don't breathe water they breathe oxygen, just like we do

>>729489068
It took you quarter of an hour to get that?

>>729489043
>deity
>logic and reasoning
choose one

>>729482695
Can I haz fallacy?

>>729489206
Has it never struck you that people can join threads at random times? So when did your clock start running for that 15 minutes?

Retard.

>>729489109
>literally
>in case no one knew I was 10

Its heavily ROMANTicized imagery that can be interpreted in an infinite number of ways.

>>729489043
actually, we can, except we dont make the assumption it has any intelligence

>>729489294
So you can only call out bait directed at others because you can't contribute anything else? You should just lurk.

>>729489408
>we are merely pretending to be retarded

aethiest confirmed

>>729489437
how she hol bun in wun han

>>729489488
Its a wun bun

Wow. So many butthurt christfags in this thread

>>729489483
of course Im an aetheist you dumb fuck, I just said so
and you think I am retarded because I dont believe claims which aren't fucking based on anything? I can believe that your mother is a whore, can I disprove it? No. Does it mean that she really is a whore? No. (probably is though)

>>729489644
so many borderline disorder aethiests

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>>729489488
Paid $40 for this. Did I get ripped off?

>>729489678
>gets called retarded
>chimps out

There you have it.

>>729489430
>because bait can be directed on an anonymous board

I'm these posters, btw
>>729489109
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>>729487777 (because I like quads)
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>>729485157

Did you get me?

Retard

>>729489043
It isn't about fathoming the idea. It is that there is no reason to believe one exists. Just as we can imagine leprechauns does not give us a reason any such thing exists.

>>729489708
>droopy whiskers
>one paw fuzzier than the other

just don't use that connect again

>>729480594
This is not actually true.

Wisdom teeth are slowly evolving away, presumably because deformed jaws and broken TMJs are an evolutionary disadvantage.

Anecdotally, I had 28.5 teeth (now 28), and I have 360 degree xrays to show that there are not three vestigial unerupted wisdom teeth lurking in there. The only back molar to try to erupt had only one root (I've got it in a cupboard somewhere).

>>729489817
>totally not a control freak either

>>729489751
You come up to me with a non-argument and expect a sensible discussion? lol that's the thing with you people.. you avoid conversation

>>729489892
what does .5 mean

>>729489838
>can't fathom the idea
>says why they don't know something they don't know

You do realize the stupidity of your actions I am hoping

>>729480594
I never had wisdom teeth either. We have X-ray machines... we know when someone literally never got wisdom teeth.

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>>729489817
You aren't all of them.
Now, you either misclicked once (shit happens) or you're a damned bald-faced liar.
Lying on the internet... for shame. God shall punish you.

>>729489925
>all those insults were my way of having a discussion
>plz respond

autism has evolved, we know that

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>>729489930
It means you couldn't even be fucked reading a second paragraph.

You have to look at our fucked up society and ask is there? If so then you need to think about the immaculate conception when G-D pulled a Bill Cosby. ummmm

>>729490016
what??? just what? How does that relate?
I said I can fathom the idea. But just because I can imagine it doesn't give me a reason that it corresponds with reality.

>>729490139
Yo yo yo its my man ummmm inna house

>>729490097
the non-argument I was talking about was calling me retarded in the first place... go figure

>>729490204
>urk...I can't follow...because I'm so...logical

>>729490210
>I have to keep talking even though I have no reason to. last comment = bigger dick

>>729480362
If this is intelligent design, why does it have memegenerator watermark

>>729490341
Why do you think this way? Why are you telling me your inner thoughts?

>>729490373
Maybe the devil is real too

>>729490417
>I know you are but what am I

Flawless

>>729490453
Kind of makes you want to be a better person before you die, like most religions

>>729490266
Did you actually have something to say or just wanting to troll? Because you have not explained yourself remotely clear. If I'm wrong I wanna know.

god is probably real, if god was fake you wouldn't be able to have an opinion of him.

>>729489910
>totally not clicking posts at random to prove retardation
see
>>729490090

>>729490579
>if god was fake you wouldn't be able to have an opinion of him.
I see plenty of fake Rolexes that I think are crap, ergo....

>>729490579
Just like you can't have an opinion on Jar-Jar Binks. Because he is super real.

>>729490542
aetheism is more like shoving in everyones face the largest tenet of your faith is that you're allowed to be lazy, and everyone's opinions are now facts. so everyone is an asshole.

Almost sounds like it was created to fight religion. Or religions purpose at least

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>>729490579
So Harry Potter is real

>>729490683
He's real?! Does that mean we can kill him?

>>729486753
all good all powerfull all knowing god.
>dementia
>cancer (the illness not the metaphor for bad posts killing /b/)
>go get a rimjob from a rattlesnake you useless cunt

>>729490565
>there is nothing you can say that I won't respond to, because of how much I "don't understand" you.

You're wrong. Aethiesm is a "get out of intelligence free" card.

>>729490817
Atheism is the lack of belief in a god. Nothing more. People act all sorts of ways. But that is all Atheism is.

>>729490864

>bad posts killing /b/

implying /b/ is not already a maggot ridden corpse putrifying on the bathroom floor of its 1 bedroom apartment in liverpool

>>729490989
Gotchya so you don't have anything to say.

>>729490817
religion's purpose? you mean controlling peoples' minds? yeah sure I must rely on religion to get my morale compass, obviously Im too stupid to realize that doing bad to people in society is... bad

>>729490581
>totally doesn't even read the post
>freaks gotta control

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white christians are a cancer

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>>729490864
>im 12 what is tough love and how does it work

>>729490989
>Aethiesm is a "get out of intelligence free" card.
believing that there is some "big daddy" in the sky that will take care of me if i just constantly tel him how cool and great he is, IS the self-deception keeping you from seeing the reality of this world.

it's just too stupid to think god is real.

>>729490521
That's exactly what you just did

>>729490996
>I don't give a shit to pursue the matter, so my belief is a belief in nothing

genius. its like a way to hide that you are an idiot

>>729491060
yes. you are retarded

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Kek is the only true god.
Shadilay, faggots.

Because of leftovers from evolution/chromosone changes you retard

>>729491084
our purpose in wanting to have it, spergie. not your tinfoil helmet

>>729491211
>didn't read that whole book
>gonna summarize it as "big daddy in the sky"
>literally proving my point

>>729491250
pursue fucking what? obviously we humans know very little of the Universe and there are forces still unknown, since physics on quantum level contradict the traditional physics, but you.. you believe in space papa that cares about you, because you couldn't find a better explanation to how the world works? genius, indeed

>>729491235
no u

>>729491159
>>729491250
>>729491277

Why are you in this thread if you literally have nothing to say. I know its a weird thing to complain about on b, but the whole trolling thing is old. Just getting in the way of actual useful conversations.

>>729491084
But you're doing bad by hating religious people and pretending you have it all figured out. Clearly you need religion

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>>729491472
This.

>>729491472
>another "big daddy in the sky" is my entire knowledge of christianity
>my religion allows my opinions to be facts because reading and objective reasoning are HARD

>>729491516
You're pretending that you're mocking me and that you are doing something other than what you're describing, but you're just at you're wit's end.

>>729491159
The concept of tough love is about not babying someone and instead forcing them to face the hard realities of life. This type of love makes no sense from a god because the god is what crafts reality. If a god crafted reality then it is an immoral god if tough love is required.

>>729491549
>why won't you respond nicely to people that act like shitasses?
>useful conversation in a "why can't" thread
>im serious

>>729491091
a control freak would have to read every post

>>729491680
You're narrating what you think is happening because that turns your opinions into facts and gives you a feeling of control.

We need to bring creationism back into schools, it has never been disproven and it by far seems like the most plausible explanation. Athesits keep forgetting that evolution is just a theory and not fact. There are still monkeys...

>>729491822
Is that OP?

So I happen to not believe in any gods... Does anyone have a good reason for me to start believing?

>>729491550
I agree with this.

Hating on religion is like hating on the microchip that regulates are intake to the engine in your car.

It's necessary to a cohesive and progressive society (see Africa).

And just because someone says something is "vestigial" doesn't mean it actually is. The human body is by far the most complicated system known to man. Don't try to say you know more than evolution/ whatever you believe.

If this were an intelligent convo, we'd be talking nihilism v God, not this petty shit.

>>729491680
>wit's
no apostrophe.

It isn't the possessive of a single wit

>>729491725
>this type of love makes no sense even though it is how every single person grows up. Oh...well I guess if I haven't grown up I wouldn't know.
>well i cant admit that. better make some correlation statement

>>729491850
they would also project all of their actions on others

>>729491676
lol you think that aetheism is a religion... seems like you are somewhat hypocritical

>>729491961

>It's necessary to a cohesive and progressive society (see Africa).

kek

>If this were an intelligent convo, we'd be talking nihilism v God

Why would you jump to just god vs nihilism. these sort of dichotomies only prop up the god proposition. People seem to like pitting their position against the god proposition because its the most popular and easiest to tear to pieces.

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>why are you here showing everyone how retarded they can be??

>>729492171
>I invite you to argue schemantics

no thanks. aetheism is a crutch for laziness

>>729492006
No it is the end of your wit. The wit that belongs to you. Your wit. Like your skin's color. Or your blood's alcohol content.

>>729492307
>he didn't even understand the post

Your wit doesn't own anything

>>729480989
>hurr give me evidence that God does not exist hurr hurr durr

There are only two ppl here that are actually interested and they are both atheists... just let the thread die.

>>729492542
but ... :'(

>>729492589
I know... I know... it'll be ok. There will be another one with actual people.

>>729491885
You're once again doing what you're saying I'm doing, hoping that I'll reflexively stop doing it since you're trying make the very fabric of communication sound embarrassing. You'll then continue to do what you just spoke of as embarrasing and feel as though you've won something. Kind of like if a basketball team was shamed into not shooting, dribbling, passing, attempting to block shots, or rebounding while the other team continued.

>>729483399
you realize that the soviet leaders were mostly atheists, so that way they felt no remorse for the atrocities they committed against political prisoners.

>>729492415
It has characteristics. Like saying "land's end". That would be the end of that land, the land's end.

>>729492099
but I didn't read every post
>and nor did you

>>729493074
you need to keep your wit's about you, then
http://grammarist.com/spelling/at-wits-end/

I believe in god because the big bang theory postulates the universe began as a single point with extremely high density. This violates the law of conservation of mass because this point of mass can't just appear.
also a "point" can't physically exist because Euclid's definition of a point is "that which has no dimensions", which can't exist in a three dimensional world.
I'm a christian who believes god created a universe which is controlled by scientific laws

>>729492471
give the evidence that god doesn't exist then, richard dawkins.

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>>729488888
I can't believe no one is checking these quints!

>>729491107
>white christians are a cancer
then why are our countries the best on Earth?
if you want to see a cancer, look at Africa or the Middle East

>>729493805
That's because we're white, not because we're Christian

>>729494101
turks and celts are white, but their countries are garbage.

>>729492867
you're once again doing what you say I'm doing but adding more words because that means your post is better
>>729493112
>I have you in a shamalan
great

>>729494250
I don't consider Turks white