Who gets the seat and why? Show your work!

>>729477101
B and E shouldn't be on the bus at all, C shouldn't even be in public.

D, if I even gave the seat up to anybody.

Yes with an if or No with a but

A, the seat is not marked as priority seating for anything or anyone. First come first serve, motherfucker.

>>729477101
If you're all going to glare at me like you're entitled to my seat, you can gladly go fuck yourselves.

I pay taxes. I paid my bus fare. I'm goddamn sitting.

>>729477101
The Woman with the Child. That Old Bat can suck a Bag of Dicks. It is not my fault that dude broke his leg and i dont offer my seat to Zombies on principal.

>>729477685
Thats discrimination to zombies anon

>>729477101
The zombie: out of all those people in that line looking at you, only the zombie doesn't have that self entitlement for your seat. He just wants your brains.

>>729477101
Fuck off!! we've done this.

>>729477863
Now i feel ashamed of myself. Great job you wanker

>>729477101
Just let some other sucker offer their seat

>>729477101
The white male deserves his seat due to the authority of the patriarchy.

>>729477101
Old lady gets my seat. Not my fault b don't use contraceptives.not my fault D is clumsy. And E getting brained as soon as C sits down

>>729477101
None, because of that bratty experience on their face. Ask nicely and I'll consider it you entitled cunts.

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>>729477101
A. Cis white male, should be killed immediately

B. Is she fucking pregnant AND holding a newborn infant? What the fuck? If this bitch can be double pregnant than she can stand on the fucking bus. Her man should be driving her around if it's a problem.

C. Old lady, trying to be self-reliant and not endangering people by driving herself. A+

D. THis bitch already has crutches, he can lean on them. Otherwise he should've stayed home.

E. Already dead.


Definitely the old lady.

>>729477101
I claim all the seats by throwing all the other cunts out.

>>729478258
Some People actually decide having a Kid. It is called the Circle of Life, havent you learned anything from Rafiki you retard?

>>729477101
B can't even afford her own car, she probably can't afford the kid either. Speaking of the kid, it's highly improbable that she's taking it to work with her, which means she's on public transit for pleasure instead of business. Not contributing to society like A, she can fuck off.

C is is old as fuck. I'm of the mindset that after your health fails to the point that you need assistance to move (a cane, for example), you shouldn't be in public. Have someone else run your errands, and have visitors come to you. C can fuck off.

D can still possibly work, depending on his job. If I give my seat up at all, it's to this guy. Unless he doesn't wipe that condescending look of his fucking face.

E shouldn't be on the bus. He's contributing less to society than the bitch with the kid. He probably begged for the money that got him on the bus in the first place. He should be on the shoelace express to his destination. E can fuck off.

>>729477101
There are two open seats on the right, fuck them I'm sitting.

looks like that A guy already took my seat so its not really my choice any more

>>729477101
Fuck 'em I paid for my seat. Seats for retards, cripples, pregnant people and elderly can be found next to the doors in my country and they are free for a reason.

>>729477101
No one deserves a seat. It does not belong to anyone. If I sit on a seat, I have the right to sit there until I leave, unless there is a "handicapped-accessable" sticker, in which I must give up my seat to the handicapped person.

However, giving up my seat purely out of sheer kindness, the most moral answer is C.
Everyone else is perfectly capable of standing up. If C wasn't there, then D. If neither, then B. Handicapped> Anyone else. That's how the rules just work. E will get pushed directly out of the fucking window immediately.

E
looks like he's had a worse day than the rest.

>>729477101
A.

Eat a dick fagtrons if you wanted the seat you should've got here first

>>729477628
I do this all the time and people give me the stink eye regardless.

The real problem is packing more people onboard than total seats.

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>>729479514

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>>729477101
A has claimant right, but should uphold traditional chivalry and give to B.

B is young and carrying a child, the future of the Nation.

C does not require seating as her service to the Nation is at an end.

D most likely was injured in a civilian setting and does not require any honour to be accorded to him. Although he would be entitled to the seat if he were injured in battle, as a proud and serving member of The Nation, he would gladly give up his seat for the future of The Nation.

E is a representative amalgamation of faiths and ethnicities not in line with The Nation, and therefore should be removed.

>>729477101
Two more people besides A should stand up and accommodate B, C and D.

whoever can take it
survival of the fittest bitch, you want my seat, fight me for it

Dont make eye contract, give off hostile vibes like you had a bad day.

>>729477101
>A already sitting in seat
>B, C, D & E looking angrily and entitled to his seat
No one. I'd give up my seat to C, but not if everyone just assumes a false right to it.

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>>729477568
the only right answer

>>729477101
B because continuing the white race is most important.

>>729480610
Find a flaw.... I really cant

>>729477101
isnt the seat behind A free? There are no people around E either so there are 5 fine free seats but instead taking them those jerks just stares to A as if being the first one to get there was something bad

>>729477101
And now enters option M. ME! A:Take his wallet. B: Grab baby and sucker punch bitch. C and D: kick cane and crutch out from under. E: bash zombie with baby. M: (ME) Go grab one of the three clearly empty seats

>>729477101
definitely not that old hag

>>729477101
C first, because he needs to heal as fast as possible because he's obviously trying to get shit done. He's on public transport probably only because its difficult to drive his standard transmission car with a broken foot.

its not a broken leg, its much less worse than that, and he's probably on his way to work.


Not to E, because imaginary shit like zombies, jesus, mohammad, krishna are stupid.

C probably is on her way to work also. I would then give it to her if someone else offered D a seat before me, or D absolutely refused to take mine. C is likely an integral part of the cleaning company, cafeteria, greasy spoon. When she dies they will have to hire two girls to replace her, and a new girl every three months to replace those with fresh willing help.

B only because i might get to watch B.1 breastfeed. Id eyeball her directly and tell her the baby was luckly and should grow strong and healthy, despite bullshit people trying to stop her from doing the best thing for a new Citizen- letting it grow strong and healthy so it can grow to be a productive member of the Republic.

if B had liberal badges or emblems on her knapsack id fucking trip her as she passed if the train lights blinked or it went into a tunnel. Fucking degenerate filth...

Otherwise if she seemed less inclined to breastfeed id let her stand. Pregnant women deliver more easily if they walk around a lot beforehand. This might decrease the chances of a botched delivery, resulting in Cerebral Palsy and causing the State to take it away for euthanasia should that happen. Regardless if it was noticed immediately, weeks or years afterwards it would be destroyed by the State. We cant have any loads on our society.

The picture's artist is a degenerate. The zombie in it serves as proof enough for all of the artist's work to be confiscated, the artist's license to create rescinded, and sentenced to a
lengthy voluntary work detail in the Kyzyl sulphur mine or immediate public execution.

>>729480610
shopped too much?
if real then its excellent

one flaw is belly button in a cruciform shape. A slit would be better, but perhaps the cruciform shape is due to an imminent tummy crease forming. This means she is As round and soft as pissible without becoming So zaftig as to have a tummy fold.

99 44/100th perfect.

post moar/name

>>729477101
Why are they lined up for that one seat? There's clearly more then one seat on a bus/train.

All i know is i will probably have been sitting in my seat(which i found and sat in early) and showing visible signs that B, C, D, and E staring angrily at A (who is likely back a couple rows from me) is somehow entertaining

B.

She's first in line.

Just another Thursday. Glancing up from your newspaper you see a few different people that could use your seat. A woman with her baby, an old lady, a guy in crutches, and a smelly awkward guy. You ponder for a minute, and then you come to a realization.

If the woman came with her baby she must be doing some kind of exercies, I mean, she gotta' put off her weight somehow. So you leave it at that. The old woman, she was born during the baby boomer era, if she needed to take a seat she'd hire her personal driver, if she didn't want to stand she'd be in a different vehicle. The man in crutches just got out of the hospital, if he wants to repair his leg, he needs to move on it more, so giving up your seat would hinder him on his journey.

The nasty smelly guy on the other hand, doesn't have any of these reasons to stand. He's obviously hurting and in pain, you can tell by the way he sways from side to side. He also continuously demands 'brains' which must be part of whatever hallucinogenic he was on to stop the pain he's going through. I should get to him.

I shuffle passed the woman with the baby, the old lady, and the cripple, and offer my seat to the clearly needing gentlemen with the dried skin. He takes the seat, slowly, and sits for the entire ride. Everyone else looks dissatisfied at my conclusion, but I knew. The right choice was made that day.

>>729477101
E.
He looks like he's seen some shit.

Me. It's MY seat. All of them can get fucked.

I tried to give my seat on a crowded train to a pregnant woman holding a baby once. She told me to go fuck myself. Several other women gave me a smug "serves you right, Shitlord" look.

Fuck them all.

>>729477101
A is the only person currently contributing to society.

B,C,D are sucking on that benefit tit and E is a meth head

>>729481468
Civilisation died the day that women felt safe enough to swear at strange men without fear of correction.

>>729477101
I don't care which of them takes my seat after I leave, but I'm getting the fuck away from that zombie.

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>>729477101
fake and gay.

seat behind A is free.

yet an SJW pregnant mother of 1,
plus an old SJW midget,
plus a fucking butthurt leghurt dude,
plus frankenstein junior,

are watching A with the most hateful eyes you can imagine.

>why MY seat? there are other people younger than me wasting seats around you

>>729481468
Offered to help carry a pregnant womans flatpack wardrobe to her car once.
Told me "Im pregnant, not disabled".
Package weighed somthing like 40 kilos.

I hope she had a miscarridge.

>>729481468
Dumb fucking Whores. They shouldnt be allowed to take the Train in the first place. Get back into the kitchen, you fucking dishwasher cunts!!

>>729477101
Gonna give my seat to C.
Then gonna ask 2 more passengers to give their seats for B and D

>>729477101
A. Alresdy seat so he deserve it
B. Did i tell you go fuck with a poor man with out car? So fuck off
C. You arent my grnadma so fuck off.
D. Did i break your leg? So fuck off
E. I dont like zoombies so fuck off

>>729477101
A. B is a single mother out to bump her own social standing with a kid since she couldn't do it otherwise. C is an apathetic lonely old crone whose only pleasure in life is inflicting misery on others. D should've been more careful. E should be buried with his head decapitated.

Id stand up and let them fight for it for all i care.

>>729477101
The seat behind A and the seats behind E all are empty. They can take those if they need seats.
B,C,D and E can all stop glaring at A unless he let a real stinker rip

>>729477101
B

Based on the looks everyone is giving him, A farted something terrible, therefore for the comfort of my other passengers I must ask him to depart.
Aside from that, it is first come first serve.

>>729477101
A
I have a back problem, so me getting this seat was a godsend. Fuck the rest! Go glare at somebody else, you faggots! Besides, one of them is a zombie. We're all fucked anyway.

>>729477101
Everyone.

>>729483726
explain

>>729477101
They can all go fuck off. I don't mind giving my seat away but when people just expect me to, then they can fuck off.

>>729477101
First in gets the seat so A.

>your seat
there you have it

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>>729477101

Why is there 4 people lining up for my fucking seat? There are plenty of seats in that bus, go harass someone else.

>>729477101
B because it lessens the chance of the baby to scream.

Why the fuck are they all looking at me like i throw that woman's baby out of the window. I see plenty of other able bodied people sitting behind me.

>>729478258
That's still pretty presumptuous. Lady could have been raped, and dude could have broke his leg saving a child from a burning building. That old lady could have killed and eaten a hundred japs during ww2

>>729477101
Well I'd make a point about how fucking wide that isle is

>>729477101
1. stand up
2. let them decide

my bet is both old lady and crutches boy will defer to fertile woman

>>729484450
Aisle*

>>729477101
B should've fucked someone with a car and the rest wouldn't get my seat if they give me that bitchy look!!!

>>729477101
I'd offer it to B cause she's carrying a lot
C and D could stand or find another seat
E looks like a retarded bum that'd be happy to sit on the floor

Crutch boy can go fuck himself, he can make do fine.

Old lady is a though one as age isn't a disability in of itself. If she's in pain standing up or whatever I'd say she takes priority.

Preggo with baby is helping two people, one of which can't figure out what the fuck is going on. Might scream less if she can sit with it so it helps everyone else on the bus to. Due to sheer amount of people who'd benefit I'd say she makes the most sense.

Sitting down guy is totally entitled to tell her to fuck off though. On the same note everyone on the bus is entitled to call the guy out on being a jerk.

>>729477101
A - because, FUCK YOU

>>729477101

none of them with those mean faces they're making

>>729477101
they all should beat the shit of each other, and the winner takes a sit

E
I really don't wanna fuck with zombies.

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>>729477101

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECe1W-K1dlU

>>729477101
e if he is a vet, others can fuck off. Busses have a designated places for women with kids, elders can fuck off, because of them the economy is fucked, i am disabled as well and i don't get any special rights

>>729477101
A

They have a job instead of exploiting welfare with parental payments, senior payments and disability payments. The bus is basically theirs, they should also be free to take the children and force the old woman and disabled guy to make cheap textiles.

>>729484460
realistically this is what would actually happen

>>729477101
Let E eat D, B will flee, C will flee slowly.

>>729477628
This. If you're gonna fucking glare at me, eat a dick, find someone else to scowl at.

>>729477101
Anyone i see frowning i treat as a zombie.
But i guess the woman with the child.

>>729477101
A and if A decides otherwise the Person who he gave his Seat to.

>>729477101
>stand on seat
>proclaim i'm the buss driver at the top of my lugs and that i'm suicidal
>bus proceed to plummet off the cliff because these ignorant asses were to worried about sitting their lazy asses down then wondering why the fuck the bus driver was back here sitting with the patrons.

B: don't fuck a dude without a car. Keep your legs shut, ya dumb bint.
C: you got three legs to stand on, use them.
D: i aint giving my seat up for a dude with that fuccboi haircut.
E: hello sir

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>>729477568

>A, the seat is not marked as priority seating for anything or anyone. First come first serve, motherfucker.

Under German law for public transportation the only people who have a right to a seat are pregnant women, disabled people and elderly people who have problems walking.

So C or D would have to figure it out among each other - unless C is pregnant again.

>>729477101
trick question, only i deserve my seat. show up earlier if you wanted one so bad, niggers.

B because she is closest, and it's pretty hard to say who deserves it the most anyway

>>729485198
Germany is also a retarded cuckstate that instigated two world wars and ruined the EU so why do we give a fuck what they think?

>>729477101
The child, of course.
It is the only one that isn't frowning feeling entitled to my seat.

If I were to give my seat up, I would do it out of kindness, not out of guilt.

>>729477101
Nobody DESERVES the seat.
A has occupied it, it's up to him, I give no fuck whatsoever about social pressure by stereotypes.

>>729477101
Chilvarly is dead, I don't know any of these people and since the transport has no empty seats we're in a large city where nobody gets mercy. I keep my seat.

>>729477101
I would give my seat to d

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>>729485332
>Germany is also a retarded cuckstate that instigated two world wars and ruined the EU so why do we give a fuck what they think?

Inferiority complex much?

A. Instead of the retards all standing and staring at the same guy they could wait until a stop and go to the open seats.

>>729485243
>B because she is closest
Anon you're retarded. A is closest to the seat. Even if he wasn't and we weren't going by first come, the disabled or sick should get it.

>>729485485
>do I as an individual feel inferior to a nation state
Yes you autistic faggot they have more money and land.

>>729485485
>Inferiority complex
why use words you don't understand?

>>729485198
Nobody cares kraut

>>729485485
well he's right

>>729485485
Get fucked by one of your beloved Niggers

>>729485485
>greentexting the whole post
kek

>>729477101
No one
Because fuck all of them
B shouldn't have 2 fucking babies and ine of them is gonna cry for about 15 mins
C should be a retirement home or dead
D should be at a hospital or at home
E is undead

>>729485198
Pregnant person*
I thought german people were more progressive

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>MINE
>my dad pays taxes
>survival of le fittest
>LE TAXES
>I hate womyn they ruined games
>no
>FIRST!
You guys are such edgy cucks.

You can talk all you want, but I know you'd give your seat to the first scary looking Jamaal that walks up to you.

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>>729485594
>>729485619
>>729485716
>>729485779

Yeah, U definitely jelly of us Germans. We have become the worlds most appreciated nation.

>>729479514
Even a chimp understands the purpose of the hand rails anon

>>729484854
>e if he is a vet
lolwut

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>>729477101
I'm in my seat, I'm the bus driver

>>729486106
Yes clearly! Respect for finding some Whiteys in your Nigger infested "most beloved" land.

>>729477628
/thread

>>729486106
Its funny because there's no such thing as a purebloooded german girl. They're mostly Russian or French/Brit/Burger/Canadian/Aussie

Think about that. There are no true german prople left. They're just a nation of cucks with severe guilt and a Nazi-like propensity to be anti-Nazi
>mfw I love germany irl tho
>mfw I have no face

>>729485983
>implying I wouldn't give the seat to his Haitian girlfriend while I explain her the beauty of chromatic semitone in modern music

Stay cucked anon. keep projecting

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>>729477628
>he pays taxes
>he paid his bus fare

>>729477101
the white guy who was working all day needs that seat ..the others can go fuck themselves

>>729477101
A because we're all equal now. Giving up the seat would be sexist, ageist, ableist and zombiest. The can just stand there and be equal because it's the current year.

>>729478593
>child care and rearing
>not contributing to society
>white collar worker
>contributing to society

your brain is broken

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>>729486321

>Its funny because there's no such thing as a purebloooded german girl

U MAD? What is pure blooded anyway?

>They're mostly Russian or French/Brit/Burger/Canadian/Aussie

Actually the British are a mixture of mostly Germans and French and therefore also the Canadians and Australians.

Americans are total mongrels.

>>729478064
>white male
Which one?

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>>729486247

>Respect for finding some Whiteys in your Nigger infested "most beloved" land.

You mean the 0,5% black people we have? American btw?

>>729486426
But everyone in the picture is white.
Why are you guys so obsessed with niggers? You are trying too hard.

A, unless he accidentally makes eye contact with any one of them, then whichever one he makes eye contact with first.

>>729477101
B
this is my wife with her son and she will not let me watch when she has sex anymore if i don't let her sit

The real issue here is why is the aisle so wide I mean you could put in 2 extra seats per row and solve the problem

>>729486573
Nope, not American, European. Dont you have some "Refugees" to take care of?

>>729486733
You are clearly fatphobic.

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>>729479870
Go back to /pol/.

>>729477101
The guy already sitting: you snooze you lose, fags

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>>729477101
NONE OF THEM!!!!!!
THIS IS MY FUCKIN SEAT!!!!!

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>>729486822

>Dont you have some "Refugees" to take care of?

Don't worry and since we are probably also subsidizing your county's failing economy and infrastructure let me say: You're welcome!

Seat behind him looks empty

>>729487588
Dont you worry, i am pretty fine where i am. We do not take any of your dirty Money, so shove it up your ass. Or maybe you could ask one of your Muslim Sandniggers to do it for you? Your Erdogan voting turkish community will surely be helpfull

If i was A , then B C D E and if E is a homeless guy then only B C and D. B C and D activily need a seat whereas E can stand and me too. If i hab to pic only one then ill pic the Grandma bacause its hard for a mom and a disabeld to stand whereas for the grandma its almost life threatening.
>next one

>>729487651
And you look like a cis male hhnng hhnnng hnnngg hnnnng *shits xerself*

>>729487651
was just thinking about this. Looks like theres two empty seats across the aisle as well. Room for everyone but the zombie, but since he's brain dead he can't be treated as a moral agent so screw him

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>>729487914

>Dont you worry, i am pretty fine where i am. We do not take any of your dirty Money

Yes you do. Where are you from?

>>729477101
Why can't they just go and sit on the empty seats?

>>729477568
This. Plus they're all giving me dirty looks for not immediately offering them a seat, so fuck the entitled assholes.

>>729483966
This

>>729486491
>Actually the British are a mixture of mostly Germans and French
Nope.
>U MAD?
Again, nope. Kek but you're triggered as hell

>>729488044
>>729486573
>>729486491
>>729486106
>>729485198
>>729485485
>back-to-back WW2 loser is triggered

>>729486491
>the British are a mixture of mostly Germans and French
lol I think you're confusing the English people (mainly of Saxo-Teutonic root) with the English language

>>729477101
obviously E, otherwise he'd get mad and would proceed to fuck every body up

>>729488044
No. Norway does not take any of your Money and we do not take any of your stinking Refugees. If you dont believe me ask your friendly muslim neighbourhood Rapist.

In btw i would ather live in Poland or hungary than in your rich, but infested Land. Go eat a Kebab

>>729488044
stupid german fuck... keep sucking muslims penises you stupid fuck... ww2 big time fucking losers KEK.. and now losers to barbara lerner spectre and merkel... you fucking ASSHOLE

>>729477101
Please vacate your seat for the undead.

>>729477101

none of them do. Get on the train earlyer and you can have a seat.

>>729477568
This. All transit in Japan has a dedicated section for priority seating. I'm obviously in Japan.

>>729477101
I get it. If someone in need of seating would ask nicely, I'd consider it. Seeing how they all look angry, they can go and fuck themselves.

>>729477101
D because his issue doesn't look like it was planned.

Everyone is equal

first person to the seat

Nobody gets my seat. Nobody.

>>729477101
Why are they ignoring the empty seat behind?

>>729477101
A
they are all entitled fucks
if they smile, i would give it to B
C can wait, D can wait, E doesnt exist

They can all have the seat im getting the fuck outta here fhckimg zombie apocalypse has started

>>729485198
well germany started two world wars and then lost both, so listening to what germany does is probably one of the worst things you can do