Secrets thread!

awww come on anons

>>729454442
I don't seed torrents.

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>>729454442

I used to start almost all the secrets threads. Dozens a day sometimes. Then I got tired of all the same fucking stories every fucking time so I told all you fuckers I wasn't going to make any more secrets threads - you faggots are on your own. And I haven't.

But I do reply to the occasional one that gets posted by one of you faggots.

>>729456299
Yeah I used to start a shit ton of them back during september-december of last year. Don't make them much anymore but I occasionally like to see one every once in a while.

>>729456299
There was someone who admitted to starting so many race bait threads. He quit doing it for similiar reasons but it appears that someone else has picked it up :|

>>729454442
I've been having sex with my sister, a male cousin and his sister. Not at the same time and none of them now about each other.

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>>729454442
When I was younger and was on vacation with my older sister, I masturbated while wearing a pair of her underwear. The next day she wore the dirty pair. A month went by and we learned she was pregnant. Now, my older sister has my son who is 7 years old.

>>729454442
I'm a manlet (5'9) with a big dick (8.5 inches).

I love these kind of things
http://www.anonvote.com/poll/a544787c

I've been high nearly every day for the past 2 years an nobody has noticed because I've got concealing it down to a science.

I am the boy band Hanson trapped in a black man's body.

>>729457490
no pic no proof.

>>729457716
>nobody has noticed
Lol, no.

>>729457182

good call. your sister would be PISSED if she knew you were cheating on her with your cousin's cock

>how is the weather in Kentucky right now?

One time I busted a nut in my girlfriend's mouth in a movie theater and she sneezed at the same time so instead of swallowing like she was supposed to it went everywhere and we got kicked out just as Optimus Prime was finally killing Megatron.

>>729457414
>my older sister has my son who is 7 years old.

And we call him Jesus our Lord and Savior.

>sorry faggot, dried cum doesn't swim

>>729457716

they know

>>729457879
Seriously, as far as everyone is concerned I've been sober for about a year and a half now. Prior to that, only my family and friends knew.

>>729458142
nobody knows
and it's gonna stay that way

>>729457593
Hot

I cum for old guys on cam online

My ex-coworker apparently had a thing for me but I can't bring myself to tell them that I don't feel the same way and that I had a thing for another person that worked there.
Don't wanna hurt em, so i'll just avoid it all.

I see through women's attempt to demean me.

>>729457705
name?
she's hot!

>>729458206

they know. trust me.

>>729458304

better not take that trip to Budapest with him. He wants to fuck you at at the lake.

>>729458614
Oh yeah? What exactly do they know?

>>729458875

that you're high nearly every single day. at least for the past 2 years.

I was molested as a child by my neighbor, that were 50 yo.

>>729459421
well then they'd be fuckin retarded because I've been sober for a year and a half.
>The original post was a lie anon
>a fuckin LIE
>and you walked right into my lie
>face first
>open mouth
>how's that taste?
>how's that taste to know you've been had?
>how's that taste to know you've been had, sampled, and discarded
>like a toothpick in cheese at a supermarket

I think I've met the girl I want to spend my life with. I only have 1.5yrs left with her though.

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Ever since my 18th birthday my 70 something year old neighbor has been sucking me off and recording me etc. we've experimented a lot but he's mostly submissive. It started out as him paying me at first but kinda forgot about the money I still get occasional cash if I ask though.

>>729459676
I was molested by your mother
>but it wasn't rape because I came and I liked it

>>729459748
are you dying?

>>729454442

I'm going to kill myself by making cheese wire into a noose, superglue my hands to the sides of my head, and jumping off a tall building.

Whoever finds me will think I pulled my own head off.

>>729459957
Nah. My girlfriend isn't the kind to marry and her occupation allows her to move very easily. By that time, she will be working in Zürich and will be ready for new company.

Its worth a shot but only time will tell.

>>729460062
Can you do it with a fedora on please?

12 years ago I beat my wife's abusive stalker ex bf almost to death with a baseball bat in a car park late one night. He never saw it coming and had never seen me before so he couldn't identify me even if he did. Wife doesn't know it was me or what happened only that he ended up in a very bad way in hospital one night "after getting in a fight or something?" she told me later after having found out. My wife has never had contact from him since, and having watched the stress leave her life because he was no longer a threat to her has been a great feeling.

>>729460342
Movie reference.

>>729460342
Fucking man shit. Way to go man

>>729460062
I'm going to pay 200 people 3 million dollars each to continue conversations and social media interactions as if I'm still alive and use my credit cards and make high ticket purchases in my name just to fuck with people after I kill myself by ejecting out of an F/A-18 fighter jet into an active volcano and shooting myself in the head on the way down.

>>729460232
That was a lot of words for a man who's not dying.

Fuck one of my wifes friends about twice a month or more. We are both dissatisfied with our spouses and have the best sex of our lives because the other actually gives a damn about participating and having good sex.
I want to be a good father to my children so I don't leave my wife. If all involved were childless we would have divorced and me and friend would be together.

>>729460967
Welcome to adulthood.

>>729460539
Thanks

>>729460694
I suppose not in the literal sense.

I like pineapple in my pizza
I love getting gangbanged by Latinos.
I've blown a priest

I'm planning on killing myself. i have nothing for me in this world I am not smart, hell I can barley take care of myself daily. I am undateable because I socially retarded. and also a manlet, so I shouldn't want to pass on my inferior genes

Used to use a roommates favorite mug as my go to cum-catcher

i go on this website

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>>729461275

I used to smell my sister's friend's underwear, she was over at our house all the time and she would leave her panties on the floor in my sister's room.

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>>729461361

>>729461460
you monster

I clapped while coughing between slow movements at a classical music concert.

>>729457414
I don't think sperm last that long outside the body.

I'm 34 tomorrow and it doesn't bother me that I'll probably never have sex with my wife again. She went cold about 2 years ago and since then sex has been shit. Last time was in December and I couldn't care less.

>>729461361
>can barely take care of yourself
Probably because you're depressed. I'm 5'7'' here. I'm ok looking but I know that quite a few girls are into me. Shortness isn't usually an issue unless you're literally a dwarf, and even then dwarfs often find relationships. Most "studies" claiming links between height and success are utter bullshit.

>>729462537
2 years is a long time to keep your wife's body lying around

>>729462777
Her being dead would be easier. I'd probably enjoy it more.

>>729462537
Long time married fag here, Sex is great to keep your marriage good, you need to learn how to actually please her and maybe start some giving her rub downs and buying her flowers.
Aldo sex is better if you stop masturbating.
I promise, the more you invest in that marriage the more you'll get out

>>729461129
The sex is so bad I'd rather just jerk off. Even though we go to marriage therapy she just doesn't care. I feel zero guilt.

>>729463001
It's not that. She feel off not me.

I drilled a hole in my wall so I could see into my neighbor's kitchen, she sometimes has people over and they seem so happy, I like to watch them eating dinner and pretend I'm their friend.

>>729463001
Some women just don't care about sex or orgasms. I told my wife id go down on her whenever she asked and proactively go for it without her asking. She still doesn't want to have sex and absolutely doesn't seek me out or take the initiative.

5 years ago, I was bullied in high school by a pretty popular person at that time. He would talk shit behind my back and tarnish my image on a regular basis. He ended up having some legal trouble with the school (using and selling drugs) that same year. Cops didn't have anything on him, so they were calling in witnesses including me and 2 of my friends. I ended up hatching a plan with those friends to throw him under the bus. All those lies he told about me, I decided to tell about him. With 2 other witnesses saying pretty much the same lies, the cops leaned our way. It crushed him. He got kicked out of school, never transferred to another school, his parents disowned him, and he's been working as a plumber ever since.

>>729454442
I fap (a slang term for masturbating)

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I have cheated on my wife allot... i always try to take a pair of panties. have tons of pictures and videos...

>>729463321
Yep same! And it's a total boner killer, I have no interest in having sex with someone how isn't interested in have sex with me.

>>729463524
nice b8 m8

>>729461361
Dude, get off of /b/ if you're depressed. Being here is not going to help you at all. Get moving with some physical exercise. Get fit AF, post your fitness progress on instagram, and you'll get so much pussy. You'll be a man. With all that pussy, you won't know how to stop smiling.

I often think about fucking my sister's underage friends and have thought about going her phone to find nude pics of them

Today while working Uber at coachella some cunt cracked a beer in my back seat. I stopped at a store for her to buy a pack of smokes and I spat in her beer while she was inside Walgreens. Felt pretty awesome to watch her drink it through my rear view mirrlr

one time i snuck into an all girl dorm room very late at night. the door was unlocked, no one was there. i quickly went into one girl's drawers and took a bunch of panties to sniff and fap to when i got back to my room. when i was done i felt kinda bad went back to their room, still seeing no one returned, and returned the girl's panties.

thinking about it now, i should've just stole her mac book. but eh. i was a horny 18yo.

>>729463585
And yes im eating her ass...

>>729461344
only thing wrong is the pineapple

>>729463173
shouldve drilled a hole to her bedroom

>>729454442
I hear plumbers can actually make good money

I'd fuck my step sister

>>729462692
I'm 5'3" It's easy to say all that where your from

>>729463805
I'll look like a compensating manlet then, and that doesn't resolve my social issues

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>>729463965
Why would your sister have nude pics of her friends you fucking mook? Get a life.

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>>729463585

everytime i take a shit i think of shitting in the mouth of my enemies.
almost like a voodoo ritual or something like that.

>>729464722
pics?

>>729461344
How many latinos gangbang have you been in?

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>>729463585
She was fun

>>729464781
Compensating? Yeah from being unhealthy. And get yourself a quite Japanese girl, most of them don't give a shit about anything as long as you're nice to them.

>>729464781
Stalin was 5'4'' and became one of the most powerful and feared men in human history.

>>729465227
Jesus I'd rather be sexless mate

>>729464781
That;s your perspective because youre depressed.

life is easy. get fit, make money, and your social issues suddenly are not issues anymore because any woman with a set of brains will want to fuck you.

if youre really worried about socializing, just buy some self-help books under those topics. and start small, like at work, school, or at a retail store talking to someone who is working.

I'm straight

I think my brain is running on a different operating system from everyone else, so to speak.

I see everything around me in terms of how I could use it to kill people or cause property damage, start fires, etc.

I'm really good at it and my hobbies are pretty much /k/ as fuck so I feel wierd about it sometimes.

I'm also prone to not feeling any emotions at all so I'm terrified I'm going to fucking snap and just go for the high score, and I know if I ever get there I'd actually be good at it. really really really fucking good

I'm not humble bragging or being an autist, my hobbies are basically some horrifying combination of building guns, designing guns, explosives, chemical weapons, security engineering, and other related fields

>>729459813
green texts? tell me more

>>729460967
how did u hook up for the first time?

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>>729465683

I wanna fuck Chris Chan

>>729454442
I don't feel like my emotions are right, like I don't feel as attached to my friends or family as much as I should be. When I reflect, I couldn't care too much about what anyone else is doing at any given time.

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>>729465876

>>729465328
I have though about this thanks

>>729465391
he was 5'8"

>>729465447
this

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The night after my brother's funeral last year I hooked up with one of his friends. He had a crush on her since they met but she wasn't into him. We fucked a few times since then until i found out she had a boyfriend and was trying to use me to support both of them.
pic related

My gf has been fucking other guys all throughout college.

>>729465985
I wasn't doubting you.

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I've been sucking on my little sister's dirty panties for years now. Pic related.

I love finding skid marks, they're So delicious.

My fantasy is to have her lock up my cock and use me as her personal toilet. If I did a good job eating all her filth, she would reward me by having the family dog fuck my ass.

I'd do anything for her. I'm already addicted to cleaning her panties.

>>729465227
You're cheating on your wife with shit like that? Well done mate, you're winning at life.

>not

>>729465683
Just do it faget, I'd love to see you shit yourself when the swat team arrives.

>>729465716

We were at a party together without our spouses. We went to sleep together and woke up spooning with me holding her. I woke up with my hands on her chest, she was awake enjoying it, I looked at her, she looked at me and we went at it.

>>729466111
Well that something

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>>729454442

every time my housemate asks for a beverage I stir it with my dick. Even when the beverage doesnt requires this kind of procedure. Funny part is that we always make a toast in honor of a friends cat who passed a few years ago.

>>729466095
ah, well, sorry
that's somewhat my fear, is either I'll be taken too seriously (you think these things, it's all your fault, we'll take all your guns and lock you up) or just doubt and no real help

so I don't tell anyone

>>729466054
>was trying to use me to support both of them
support them how? did you give them money and how did she ask?

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>>729466111
I hope the whole family is proud of you and you have a well adjusted home life :)

I've been planning on stabbing someone for about a month now, but I haven't had the balls to do it. I've planned it out so that I hold him hostage and force the police to shoot me so I don't have to kill myself. I have the knife, I just don't know when to do it

>>729457182
Story of male cousin plz?

>>729466485
what country?

and why?

>>729454442
I get turned on by imagining young women being made to strip naked in groups and expose themselves.

>>729466367
I wasn't trying to be offensive but I in away understand your feeling.

>>729466531
He fucked my life up. I don't really want to live anymore so it's two birds with one stone

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>>729466156
And like this

>>729466531
There's a super consciousness shift going on around the world that's turning people to violence. Wonder what the cause could be.

>>729461344
How old were you with priest? Are you male? Was it consensual? I need these answers for... research

A few years ago I went on a retreat while I was In highschool. It was an overnight trip so we all had luggage. One afternoon, when most people went out hiking I stayed back as well as a few other kids. I decided that I'll sneak into the teachers room. I go in there three times in total. I was very horny as a teen so I want to leave my mark. So the first time I go in I take out my dick and rub it all on one of the female teacher's bed. See her phone charging a decide to rub my cock on her phone so she can hold something my dick was on. When I was finished I left the room feeling somewhat guilty for what I did. The second time I go in. I look into her luggage and find her bra's and panties. She had a fat ass and every dude talk ed about it. So I find her large green panties and take the biggest sniff ever. Put the panties down my pants. Rubbing them all over my dick. Leave feeling paranoid. The last time I go in I go through her clothes again. Find different pair of panties. Do the Same thing again and put it down my pants. I decided to go for it, and jerk off. I have her panties wrapped around my cock and it feels amazing. But like 5 seconds later I stop and move over to a different teacher's bed and see her panties on the bed. She also has a pretty big ass because she's chunky herself. I pick her's up and rub it on my cock and start stroking again. I nut like 15 seconds later. Briefly enjoy it, but leave quickly. I get out of their rooms with some pride in what I did in a messed up sort of way. I constantly remember it and start stroking. I however regret the fact that I finished on the other teachers panties instead of the one that I was originally in there for. Regardless it was super hot.

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>>729466372
she always talked about how little she made at her job and her food stamps run out halfway through the month, so I was spending 2-300 on groceries for her every month and occasionally taking her to costco or walmart

>>729466367
why don't you just join an army or be a cop and kill people legally?
afraid they will shoot back?
just curious.

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>>729466156
And this

>>729466714
you should just use explosives instead

It's not at all complex to make some and much more reliable as a way to go

but it depends what country you're in


>>729466834
I've seriously considered joining the military and trying specifically to get into a unit that would actually see action, like SF or such

I'm not at all afraid of that, I'm just not sure I'm mentally or physically cut out for carrying an 80lb ruck around for days in the mud but I still really want to try

I'm just afraid they'll disqualify me for a health problem, or perhaps I'll flunk out and be made a regular 11B

it's not about wanting to kill people either really, it's more about the fact that I constantly have intrusive thoughts about how I would do this sort of thing

I really want an SF job because I think I could use that productively instead of just having these obnoxious intrusive thoughts that are useless in everyday life.

>>729454442
I really, really like the idea of being fucked by men as a woman. I can't stand the idea of having gay sex, but I just want to be brutally fucked as a woman.

>>729467128
congrats, you're trans

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I Kill animals but feel a little sad after. I used to work at a vet clinic id love euthanasia days id get so excited. I loved watching the family's leave tears in their eyes the drama was overwhelming then id play with the animal a bit when it was dead since I had to clean up after. I love creating drama its a high to lie and see how far I can move to people apart. But my heart has always wanted love and I long for a girl who will keep me and make me less aggressive id be a good boy for her. I have my moments of kindness but my mind is warped from childhood trauma all I want is a girl who will make me docile so I can stop being so angry...

When ever my brother and his wife come down to visit I jerk off into her lotion bottle at least once if not more during there visit.

>>729467170
Kek'd

>>729467170
>>729467287

The problem with Trans is that its not really all the way there; Not only would I always still kinda look like a guy, but it just wouldn't be the same. Plus there's family issues and shit.

I want to be a attractive chick that gets plowed, not some post operation trans.

When I was like 10 I used to jerk off by the upstairs window where the neighbors could see me. I'd also strip down my sisters barbie dolls as far material. Discovered I could feel good when I put a water hose on my dick.

>>729467714
Fap material*

>>729466867
Yeah man, it must be hard to save pictures from google.

>>729466714
I guess to be more specific, how did he fuck up your life? Tell the whole story, I might have some tips for you

but only if I feel like you're justified properly

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>>729466111
>>729466289
>>729466397

She's just so perfect.
Im actually pretty normal aside from this. I just sniffed her panties once and was instantly addicted from there.

Then it was just a spiral down into depravity. I'm honestly so excited when there's a little skid mark in them. I savour it as much as I can. She also has gym class on thursdays so she comes home sweaty and usually hops right in the shower. Those ones are declious too.

Honestly I've been doing it for so long that I find it difficult to get hard to anything but the smell and thought of her filth.

>>729467712
Like where you could just be a hot chick for a day whenever you choose? I used to think that, just to wonder what it'd be like to get destroyed haha

>>729468000
checked

>>729468011
Seek some therapeutic help immediately mate

I jerk off in front of people I've hypnotized occasionally

>>729467170
>being this retarded

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>>729467829
Find it... it oc because I took it..

>>729466822
Bitch got nipples like stretch arm strong.

>>729468050
Yeah, although if I got to keep my family and friends, I'd probably want to make it permanent. Life as a guy is kinda shitty right now, and I just cant get sexual pleasure as a male anymore.

Plus, im constantly jealous of how pretty girls can be, with all the makeup, dresses and such.

>>729468011
I was like that for a while just sniffing my sister's panties till I got ahold of a pair of panties that belonged to my friend Dan's sister Skylar they smelled and tastes better than my sister by far

>>729468409
How can you take it if she's got the phone in her hand?

I am sick of my girlfriend telling me to fuck her rough, shits exhausting and it makes it impossible to enjoy it. I choke her too and at first I just did it because she wanted to, but now I am starting to like it because of a lot of pent up aggression I have against her.

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I think I might want to break uo with my girlfriend. She's super shy and introverted, the most shy and introverted girl I've ever dated...and she bores me. I try talking with her about deeper stuff (politics, spirituality, etc.) but the most I can ever get out of her are one sentence answers. I don't really see myself growing or becoming a better person with her. Also I think she might be in love with me but I don't love her.

But I'm afraid to break up with her because I've been trying to find something serious for a long time, and the world sucks as a single person.

>>729468619
subhuman filth is what she is

>>729468619
rape her

>>729468654
all I want is love

>>729468654
if you're afraid to go it alone, you should seek to improve yourself

I once got caught banging my ex in her kitchen by her grandma

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tldr; killed a man

>be me, 17 homeless
>night out criming with homies in deserted industial park
>2 buff neo nazi homies out actually getting funds
>be getaway driver chilling in crappy honda with whiny bitch Julio, who only gets a cut cuz his dad owns a dealership so we get a diffirent car everytime
>waiting on neo-nazi homies, blazing, listening to the radio
>see someone coming
> turn radio off like that's going to help, pretend to be asleep for some reason
>gross androgynous, fat mexican taps on window
>looks like Varys the spider from GoT
>roll window down
>says something in beantalk, idk
>Julio says "he thinks you're cute, how much"
>laugh, thinking this is Julios joke, say no a few times
>Varysfag pulls out wallet, shows fat stack of 20's
>say no again
>Varysfag reaches down through window, slides hand under my pants and starts fondling my junk
>too shocked to do anything, look over at Julio for help
>faggot's laughing his ass off, goads him on in beanspeak
>sack up enough to hit the horn 3 times, signal to neo-nazi bros
>varysfag alarmed, lets go and steps back
>open the door into him hard, knock him down
> go around to trunk, pull out crowbar
>Varysfag has gotten up, has his wallt opened towards me, babbling beanspeak
>Loudly tell him no, cuss him out, brandish crowbar
>Varysfag comes towards me making this gross kissy face, his hand reaching towards my junk
>swing crowbar over my head, down onto the top of his head
>he goes limp, drops like a sack of frijoles
>don't know how long it was till nazibros show up, me and Julio sitting in the car in total silence
>bros see Varysfag on ground, I finally look at him
>his head is clearly misshapen, not moving
>nazibros get in with fat sack of cash
>bone out, drive 100 miles away to lay low for rest of the night
>left a man to die in a deserted industrial park
>no remorse, fuck that creepy androgynous rapist

>>729468654
As a single person, no it doesn't, you're a bitch.

>>729465700
Still here?

>>729468430
never been with a mother before?

>>729468787
the world is unlivable alone id stop hurting animals and people if I had love

My best friend and I get blowjobs from each others wife's when we visit each other, the secret is neither wife knows about the other one, friend was cuck and wanted his wife to fuck me but she was shy about her body after having a baby but she agreed to a blowjob and I eventually talked my wife into doing it about a year later. Been going of for 3 years.

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>>729463585
>>729468533
Sorry i took this one same girl

>>729468654
Being single is fine, but if you are that against it, you can find a new girl. Being with someone unfulfilling is a huge drag and you don't realize how much until youre free

>>729468619
i had the same issue with my girlfriend, but i realized that she basically wants to be my bitch. so i give her sexual orders based on whatever i want first, and reward her with a rough fuck. might work for you

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jerk off to my mom ass and her panties. once cum on her shoes. she wore them next day but she didnt even notice my cum when i saw them on her feet it made me rock hard and cum again

>>729468971
Fucking skin and bone

>>729457716
Sorry to burst your bubble but your parents your sister and you friends all know. Have fun being slow

>>729468895
Put the edge down, you've had enough for the night.

My little sister, about 14, had a friend with an amazing ass and on par tits (about 14 as well) she spends the night and me being the horny 17 year old teen that I am, go down stairs and grab her add and tits as I wack off. Nut in about 10 mins and go back upstairs to sleep. Fap while thinking about it sometimes still.

>>729467829
Again find it on Google... oc my content till tonight... roody poo candy ass

>>729469143
I've gave my mom coffee with my cum in it before

>>729469247
yeah that's usually the response I get no one believes what I do is real meh what do I care

>>729468786
fucking idiot

>>729454442
I have an illegitimate child and I'm the only one who knows, not even the mother.

>>729468786
He probably thought YOU were trying to sexually assault him, but fuck if I know man

23 and still a virgin I want to kys

>>729469383
>Craaawling in my skiiiiiin

I have been addicted to a huge doses of oxycodone for a long time. I haven't gotten treatment because it's so expensive. I finally have had enough and got treatment but I spent everything my wife and I had on it. The sheriff's dept. is coming in the morning to evict us from our house. My wife has no idea. I hid everything. She thinks everything is fine.

I'm always faking my orgasm. I don't want to hurt my bfs ego. I never had an orgasm during sex

>>729469347
Nice! I feed my little sister my cum as "cough medicine".

>>729469533
you should probably talk to him so you can get something actually meaningful out of sex or the relationship will fall apart

>>729469533
no one cares about your shitty problems you are with someone so get over your petty issues

i just got hit up by a cute 18yo chick on hotornot and am too fucking pussy to respond so im ignoring her

i fear that if i continue this pathetic pattern of behavior, that I will waste all of my "good looking young years" (27 years old now) and im going to hit the point of no return and die alone like a dumb beta retard or, at best, be forced to settle with an enormous cow even fatter and uglier than myself

fuck /b/ what am i gonna do with myself... Why cant i gather the balls to think of something interesting to say to these chicks without fearing rejection

god damn man

>>729469584
That's hot does she like the taste

>>729469779
m8, just get your balls together and go for it

push hard out of your comfort zone

it's fucking worth it, trust me

>>729469533
>>729469533
>>729469533
>>729469533
you know the rules

>>729469779
even if you get rejected you still took the chance and you'll learn from it either way

>>729469063
Finally after all these years of beeing single I found a gorgeous girlfriend. But it really seems that women want to get fucked really hard and rough and be the submissive part. The world is confusing, especially when u think about the feminist movement and how women/girls behave in public.

>>729469813
Only did it once but I asked her which one she liked most the normal one or this one? She said my cum tasted better, it was so hot when she said it.

>>729469994
yeah those sub girls are disgusting subhumans I wish they would die fucking hate them

>>729465128
more tits!

i was planning on raping my step-sister once, i had to take her home from a concert our family was at because she had a massive headache and i didn't like the music anyway. spiked her tea but she had fallen asleep before i could finish it

>>729463447
Feels good anon.. Sounds like he deserved it.

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>>729469584
Yer gunna get rekt now

>>729470292
I also fuck your mum.

>>729457705
so anymore of this cum dump?

>>729469143
your mom has nice ass I would to fuck her ass so hard in front of u. u would see her crying face while I pounding her

>>729469480
>prowling creepy industrial park at night, like any good citizen
>see 2 kids asleep in a car
>ask if they are alright, do they need some money?
>show them my wallet so they know i mean no harm
>one says no, other's laughing
>obviously i should stick my hand down this kids pants and play around with his genitals, it's just the right thing to do
>kid honks the horn, cruelly startling me, then knocks me down with the door
>that's clearly assault
>by the time I've gotten up, kid has a crowbar in his hands and is yelling at me, only word i understand is "no"
>approach him with my wallet open in good will
>he yells louder, clearly I've been misunderstood
>best to act like I'm going to kiss him and reach towrds his genitals, that will defuse the situation
>he hits me with said crowbar OUT OF NOWHERE
>clearly I'm the victim
>I've been sexually assaulted

>>729469143

I used to cum in my friend's mom's shoes all the time it's hot as fuck watching her wear them. do you have any pictures of her or her feet?

>>729454442
I work in the industry and I sniffed a cast members panties.

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>>729470164

>>729470292
while you have em, could you tell them that i will not stop preying on little girls until i get caught and that im a sick fuck that really needs to get killed already

>>729470082
I mean I really love her and it is not too rough (yet?). We have great conversation and we are both into science. But when you look at her as an outstanding person she seems to be a girl that has self-esteem and knows what she wants in life. I still enjoy it to dominate her. So I don't see it as a real problem. The challenging part is to keep her happy and to not cross the line. Wondering how they feel when you show them your soft side. I really think it has something to do with their menstruation cycle. So fucked up. Seems like a drug. I find it's kinda hard to understand as a male.

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>>729455674

I violated my 9 year old special needs sister on several occasions in the worst ways imaginable knowing that I would never get caught

I really took advantage the poor girl is better off not being able to understand the twisted shit I did to her

I gotta go to hell holding this but boy did I have fun

>>729470940
bleck I would never accept a sub girl I only want dommys sub girls are subhuman my new mommy will be dominate not a submissive inhuman slut

>>729470819
Going as a Tesla coil for Halloween?

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Melissa chhem is nympho.

I just turned 18 and this group of 14-15 year old girls will not stop hitting me up. Can't lie to you two of them are easily 8/10 one maybe being a 9 but I can't bring myself to do anything with them. Maybe its because the age gap or my morals, or the fact I can do hard time for it now. Not sure /b/ what should I do here?

I'm an EMT, and act very friendly and professional, but I secretly think most of my patients are absolutely disgusting wastes of resources, especially the fat ones. I earnestly wish for their deaths

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>>729463524
Holy shit, story?

>>729470218
did you get to do anything at least like feel her ass

>>729470694
Your fucking friend told him you were cool with it.

He probably believed the guy and then thought you were trying to rob him when you hit him with the door

I mean, I wasn't there, but you put some things in there that make me think that's how it went down

>>729471151
>hard time

that's extremely unlikely if you were even friends before you turned 18

>>729471140
what ethnicity is that?

>>729471151

Honest advice: cut contact. You missed your shot the second you turned 18.

If you go through with it, I promise you it won't be worth the backlash. Just cut them out of your life or, if you are POSITIVE you can resist temptation, play the long game. Being admired for a few years will make them very happy to see you on their 18th.

>>729470940
I feel you. my girlfriend is also feminist, but she likes to be my bitch lol... talk about confusing. women are sensitive beings through and through. they demand respect and equality on the surface, but truly they need their inner submissive desires satisfied. it's all a gimmick and as a man you just need to put on your game face and maintain leadership in your relationship. sure, give her that feminist cookie she wants every now and then, but in the end you know she's your submissive.

>>729471151
If they want it, do it. Im 31 and would do a 14 year if she really wanted it.

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>>729469143
>>729470784

I know the secrets behind reality itself, the downside is that I can't do shit with that info.

>>729454442
I got my dick pierced. Twice. And I wasn't intoxicated in any way.

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>>729471517
Cambodian

>>729470819
what a slut, I would love to slap those fat tits around and cum on her face

>>729471094
god, you're pathetic.

Im underage but desperate for sex.. 17 m Arizona

>>729471528
>Being admired for a few years will make them very happy to see you on their 18th.
as if little bitches that age arnt fickle as fuck

by then, they will be used up, preggo, feminist, taken everything imaginable

I say do it nigga theyre at their prime

they will not have softer bodies and tighter holes than they do right now

to get away with it, turn it into a party and serve a fuckton of alcohol and smoke a fuckton of weed make sure those little bitches dont remember the next day

>>729471060

that's fucked man.
got any stories?

>>729471751
why the fucking hell do you think we give a shit

>>729471736
because I dont want an inhuman sub women with no use but cumdumping

>>729471644
those are sexy as fuck, I'm jerking to them right now.

>>729471817
>>729471528
>>729471606

I'm glad I got some honest opinions outta you guys. The girl that is a 9 is definitely in her prime and saught after as fuck right now. Girl that is an 8 I feel as if the real her will come out when she gets drunk. I know she wants to fuck me, it's just a matter of how.

>>729471817
right, he'd better strike while the iron is hot. They admire him now for a reason, they don't know any better. Just fuck them.

>>729471999
so you dont want yourself

so kill yourself

>>729471834
only one worth telling

its not that its a long one but i shaved her cunt not knowing that my mom is sometimes in the bathroom when she pees (sister sleeps in the same master bedroom with her which has a bathroom with no doors) and I guess she noticed that she was shaven and flipped on my step dad thinking it was him

he was so insulted that he moved away and the relationship was never the same

she still thinks he did it and that he took advantage of my little sister because... well I kinda steered it in that direction lol

>>729472074
wow me too

i fucked my teacher and we both got away with it

>Be in a relationship with a teacher 6/10
>She is intelligent, hardworking, pulls in money.. But boring at the same time
>Be thinking about splitting up
>New girl starts in work 8/10
>Flirt all the time
>Attracted to new girl, start to dislike current girlfriend more and more
>Fastforward a month, works night out
>Work in city centre and as leaving I lock up (only one with keys)
>Flirt constantly throughout the night.. Leave everyone and head back to the office
>Best sex of my life. On my desk.. My boss' desk.. Everywhere
>Go home to gf..
>Wake up in the morning and finish
>Been with colleague for 2yrs now
>Only me and her know

TLDR: Cheated on ex with colleague in the office.

>>729472259
do it nigga the fun part is planning it out

just dont get sloppy

this is a pro pedos advice seriously, dont get sloppy about it really think it thru but damn its worth it

>>729463447
So he got a trade job. Which is guaranteed money.

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>>729471433
fucking no in spanish is no
threatening someone with a crowbar is pretty multilingual
None of your bullshit makes sense
Why do you love rapists so much?

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To have a secret is to have shame, and since I have no shame, I have no secrets.

Y'all're letztermensch

>>729472303
that's heavy.

did you stop after that? how far had you gone before that?

>>729465683
>>729465683

>I'm not being an autist.

Lol dude you're a huge faggot

>>729467255
lol what a faggot

>>729470940
I am soft and kind with my gf in normal day to day life..
In the bedroom its like 50/50
Normal vanilla or choking her until she almost passes out.. Spanking until shes bruised..
You need a healthy balance

>>729454442
Used to work with a therapist who ended up in a relationship with her client. She became pregnant less than six months after seeing the guy. The release of this information would destroy her career, revoke all her licenses, and allow her ex husband to win full custody of her children. It's been burning a hole in me for a while because of how unethical it was for her to even socialize with the client outside of her profession, yet alone fuck him. She'd come to work constantly drunk too.

>>729458715
>be handsome
>can get women pretty easily
>do that some times
>secretly has the hots for 50+ men

>>729472821
oh i didnt stop i just stopped shaving the girl haha

anal, full penetration, facials, 69 at 12 her chest started budding and at 14 she was somehow (with severe autism) getting aroused enough to begin kinda riding me when she was docked in bed

she definitely learned to like it it was the third time she reached for my crotch (still at 14, me at 19) that i had to stop that was the first time she "asked for it" mid fucking day with my mom and other sister around it was incredible

>>729472480
Much appreciated advice brotha. I got something started up in my head already....this is gonna be good. Thanks for giving me a listen dudes.

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I'm a 6'4 attractive male that get hits on all the time by 8/10-9/10 but have a very average penis size.

It fucking sucks because this insecurity has led me to only fuck 4-5 girls when I could have fucked way more and that's because I either dated them or it was a one night stand. It's not like I have a micropenis or anything but I have like a barely 6 inch dick with i would say a slight below average girth. I don't know, I know it's stupid considering I don't have a micropenis and all the females I've fucked have given me good feedback but it just bothers me so much.

mfw when I have a perfectly good body except below the waist.

If I really want, I don't have to age.

>>729463321
>>729463590
maybe you retards shouldn't have married at 24

>>729473657
what did he mean by this

>>729454442
>Secrets thread!
My secret, I'm paid 2-1/2x in overtime right now, and I on the shitter fapping on /b/

>>729473525
by incredible i mean that in a bad way that was no bueno

i guess i got another one

>be 17
>babysitting sister 7yo with severe autism
>gets frightened to the point of tears whenever we use the vacuum
>get pissed
>whip out my cock and start flapping it in front of her out of anger from all the crying
>lay her ass down and start cramming my half limp penis inside her ass

i guess this is considered rape... it was the first time i had angry sex haha

>>729473584
Dude, women only care if you're really small. You like women with small tits, right? Or would you reject a hot 25-year-old woman because she's flat?

Yeah, it's not the same, but if I, a not-6 foot-tall-guy can occasionally get laid (real occasionally) then why are you worried?

I should worry. heh most women do not like shorter men. :|

>>729473657
What?

>>729473583
cheers and happy fuckings shits wild when you have full control its like banging a sex doll that moves

>>729473525
holy shit man, that's honestly insane. You could've been real close to fucking up at that point.

What was she like? Was she actually responsive or what? I just can't imagine.

I'm terrified of sex

>>729473584
nothign but non-issues

>am israeli
>hate my country
>not because anything political, i just feel robbed
>conned at the age of 18 into a military program that was supposed to train me so i could get paid 50-60K afterwards
>wasted way more time than i should've there because i believed i should graduate from the program no matter what (public stigma)
>finally bailed at age 22 earlier which is 2 years earlier but i should've done it at 19
>now i struggle to enter that perticular industry earning $35K...
>feel like those 4 years in the military were a total waste of my youth but at least i helped my gf 4 years younger than me ditch the military
>am happy for her that she got out at 19 like i should have, (am 23 now) but kinda feel jelly that it wasn't me and there was no one to save me at my greatest time of need...

Used to catfish my best friends cousin for his dick pics

>>729474219
Same with my best friend

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>>729473584
>its an anon's been watching too much porn and thinks every guy around him has an 8 inch cucumber sized dick episode

>>729474309
come on!' that's clearly pepperoni pizza

>>729472826
Oh, no, I'm a diagnosed fucking autist

this has nothing to do with that

>>729473191
Report the slut
Fuck her. She's the one that's fucked her life up
You won't though.. No balls.

>>729472400
let's cum on your mom's feet together

>>729454442
I catfished my ex with an alter ego that was exactly like me. She dumped me for my alter ego. We met, she called me an asshole then hinted at getting back together. I told her "You are addicted to being in a new relationship, my alter ego is exactly like me." She slapped me and left. I did it again with a new alter ego that was exactly like me, started on that one before she "met" my other alter ego in person. When we met again, I only fell out of my seat laughing. I'm now catfishing her - mainly for shits and giggles - as an overseas clone of me as my alter ego. Am I going to Hell?

>>729474000
this
how do you measure penis? how far into the base should you go?

>>729474309
Not even gonna lie you're completely right. Watching so much porn during my developmental years definitely plays a part into my delusions. I know it's a nonissue, that's what really bothers me.

>>729474057
I don't have to get any older if I choose. It's very expensive in that the best food is needed every day and a lot of exercise is needed almost every day, although surprisingly enough, pot and beer are ok it would seem.

The other part is pure meditation. For a long time didn't age and I've chosen, more or less through laziness to age (albeit at a slower rate) now and have been for about 5 years. I think I'll stop again, so in about 10 years, I'll let you all know how I did.

It can be fun to shock people when they sometimes learn my age, but other times people get paranoid. (ooh I'm a reptile)
Looking and quite possibly BEING young for my age has its drawbacks, but definitely some advantages. Careful what you wish for.

>>729474085
oh yea i guess i should explain what the girl was like

she couldnt speak at all and was mentally unstable all she could do is groan and hold her hands to her head she covered the sides of her face so she only saw a small part of everything

she sat around most of the day on the floor playing with anything around her and just moved to go to the restroom and eat on the dining table

none of us really pay much attention to her she kinda goes on and does her own thing everyday

she does go to school (obviously special ones) and thats about it... she has long black hair and light skin and doesnt really look hot as fuck but average for a girl her age

skinny and kinda tall definitely matured body for her age (we assume a characteristic from the autism)

she had a tight ass tho i havent seen her in years but damn she was just fun because there was nothing i couldnt do with her since i was the babysitter (specially after i finished high school and didnt do shit other than lounge at home) we used to shower together alot

>>729454442

I lied to the OPM investigator

> not really lied just fudge the truth

>>729471546
>>729473177

Thanks, guys, this actually shows me that everything is alright.

>>729473191
fucking report the bitch

>>729474539
I came

>>729474571
please never ever stop

>>729471094
In other words you're a subhuman, deserve to die, and can eat shit like the girls who resemble you? Get over yourself.

>>729473191
are you female?

>>729474611
Some say to push in on the soft spot at the base until it's depressed a half inch down, but I don't do that; I measure from the base to the tip.

Hey, life is too short to waste on a gal who will reject you over and inch or two. Really, while you're being courageous in the first place and asking out the opposite sex, just remember, there are guys in prison who will NEVER get to have a chance at even being laughed at.

What do you go to lose? We all lose everything in the end anyway, so lighten up.

/I really need to start talking to women again lol

>>729474912
She clearly has a drinking problem. She needs help not to be reported.

>>729469499
Elle-oh-well

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>>729474642
It has the same effect on the opposite matter too. Like I watched so much porn, i imagined most girls had magnificent tits, nice round ass, etc. Then your first few lays, you end up fucking women with flat asses, small tits cause push up bras and the worst being fugly girls that looked hot cause i was drunk and had 10 pounds of makeup on. Its not fair tbh. You get a guy, you can see his muscles, his face, and how fat. Its not like we can wear shit like pic related.

I fucked my mom, it was great Hell, even came on her face. Only one time, now we act like it never happened. I was 27 at the time, now 32 and engaged.

>>729475037
I don't care about her, I care about the dude who wants custody of his kids

drinking problem or not fucking a client is generally viewed as serious sexual abuse because of the leverage a therapist has over a client

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i'm a successful shoplifter. all my clothes are stolen. I've been stealing my clothes for 4 years

>>729475121
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICwyVIrTkaE

:|

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>>729475210
what is the secret, and what kind of stores?

>>729474735
I wish I had an autistic girl to babysit and fuck, damn

>>729474948
Thanks for your support, /b/ro. I'm just a little worried that I might be crossing into the legal realm of stalker. Here's the kicker, she's the only person I ever fucked with online, the only person I ever catfished. At first I did it to prove a point, now I'm doing it because I have a "sick" sense of humor. Right now, she is comedy gold to me.

>>729475036
okay from base I'm 4.5"

>>729475455
soft or hard?

>>729457862

so that's where they went...

I'm a virgin. My brother killed himself(secret that I keep from friends) I have horrible grades. Idont want todo anything anymore. I have a fetish for argonianss. I have no friends. I want to live in a video game. I don't talk to people because I hate getting personal with people even if there's only a slight chance Ill become friends with them

>>729475492
hard

>>729475424
it's pretty fucking funny tbh. You might research your local laws and see what constitutes stalking or whatever

>>729473990
"i guess this is considered rape..." You don't fucking say?

>>729475386
its easy to say when youve never done it but its a tough one to live with when youre in my position now

congrats tho anon I dont recite these tales too often im not exactly proud of what I did

it was fun but fucked up

still, no regrets
no limits fun

I'm not Emo, but I just have never been able to connect with people and Idk why. I can make friendships just fine, but in the back of my mind I know that it won't last long, and it usually doesn't. I just can't bond with anyone. You might think it's like a cool psychological manipulation bit, but it's honestly a bit sad for me

>>729475534
kys. It's over for you.

>>729475455
we can't all be bane

>>729475598
nah I just go vocel

>>729474520
>I'm not being an autist
Yes you are.

>>729475166
Turn her in. If you care about him at all just do it faggot

>>729475633
yeah genetics are a cruel bitch. guess I aim to get my powers

>>729475568
yeah it's gotta weigh heavy on your conscience. But you didn't hurt her, hell you probably gave her the best time of her life. Real fucked up, but anon to anon kinda hot

>>729454442
40 year old guy here... only been with women my entire life.. my secret? I think about cock all the fucking time. Every time I jack off, I think about sucking cock or being fucked up my asshole. I want to service men... I always wish I had guy friends that would use me as a cumdump... sadly, I will never act on these urges. It's my secret none the less.

>>729475826
oh you dont know the half of it

i want a real loli to bang now

looking into adoption

my secret is.... i lie in secret threads

>>729475424
Do you think you'll ever catfish anyone else?
Do you think you'll ever stop with her?

Try and get her to fly to wherever you have said he's from.. And be there at the airport at the other end waiting to pick her up

>>729463173
That hit me in the feels

>>729475534
That's not terrible. not really good, but not awful.

>>729475573
Autism.

>>729475573
Clinical psychopathy maybe?

>>729476030
>>729476038
Either one is probably true, though Id need to get tested for that, and I'm not a fan of therapists or psychologists. They're a bit too manufactured and fake, imo, they never fixed any of my issues before

>>729475547
Good advice. I have a hard time telling when I've gone too far with something. I did browse a bit, but I can't find any stalking law relative to catfishing and I think some lawyer might be able to make the connection. I think it does fall under harassment, but so does spam and telemarketing.

>>729475943
thanks for the sentiment anon

>>729471178

super glad you aren't smart enough to get elected to anything

>>729475930
>Do you think you'll ever catfish anyone else?
I doubt it. I started off just to make a point.
>Do you think you'll ever stop with her?
Probably when it backfires, like all the other shit I did when most in my place would stop.
>Try and get her to fly to wherever you have said he's from.. And be there at the airport at the other end waiting to pick her up
Now THAT is funny. Thanks for the idea.

>>729476142
I dunno, I freakin love going to my shrink. He's the only reason I survived adolescence.

I've realized recently that all the things that I've been struggling with throughout my life are easily medicated seeing as how my sister has all the same issues, and she's improved quite a lot since she has started taking meds

My terrible social anxiety, the last decade of my life being depressed, my really bad AHDH... except the issue is that I just joined the army and if I start taking all those medications I might not be able to stay in.

So I either have to man up just four more years so that I can get my college paid for and have good experience in the medical field I got a job in, or I start taking them and possibly start living life like normal people do

>>729475773
wrong person

>>729475740
OK then m8

>>729476200
if it's any consolation, and it may not be, I can tell you for a fact that no matter how big you get you will probably feel insecure

it's a personality thing, not a real size thing

there are plenty of people out there that are actually somewhat happy with shit smaller than you if only because they just don't let it get them down

I know that might ring hollow, but hey

>>729454442
I found an IP address and spy on the people who live there through their security cam

http://50.35.121.224/img/main.cgi?next_file=main.htm

been watching them for a while now. I feel they are becoming my family

>>729476839
>Thinking we're gonna click that

Nice try FBI

>>729476914
not thinking that, and even if you did you probably use a proxy unless you are stupid