I got a good old story for some good old boys. >I was 4 years

Monitoring bread

>>729452559
Good enough for me

>We move to North Carolina that summer.
>Don't hear from dad for a year or two.
>At 6, he calls and demands that my mother put me on the phone.
>"iloveyouson.jpeg"
>Another year passes.
>One afternoon, I'm informed by mom that dad got into a car accident and is in the hospital in critical condition.
>He dies two days later.
>It's sad for a while but I'm not really old enough to grasp the concept of death.
>Days turn into weeks and weeks turn into years.
>At seventeen years old, I return to Ohioan suburbia to reminisce. My friend Ben comes for moral support.
>Shenanigans ensue, we just generally dick around. Go to the mall and he tries on beanies in Hot Topic while I shake my head in dismay.

anon reporting in. make it fuckin dazzle op

>>729452306
Sure, why not?

Go ahead, I'm all comfy.

>One night, in our motel room, neither of us can sleep.
>I'm thirsty for nostalgia.
>We get out of our respective beds and change into normal clothes.
>Being extra careful not to wake the hookers and methheads in the rooms all around us, we slink into the darkness.
>I let memories dictate where I drive. Ben silently watches not wanting to disrupt my train of thought.
>I pass an oddly familar walgreens.
>"Hold the fuck up. I'm getting something."
>I turn down a heavily wooded drive into a neighborhood of thicket and collapsing houses.
>Ben is all like "Why'd you turn down here? Are you gonna rape me or something?"
>"Shh nigga I'm trying to think."
>It hits me like a bullet. I push the cardoor open, step out into the brisk night, and run towards what's essentially just a glorified plot of dirt.

Continue, Anon.

>Ben hops out of the car and charges after me.
>The house is gone, but the cement floor layout remains in the same spot.
>Ben has stopped running, but is still watching me from a distance.
>Out back, I find broken shards of soggy, rotting wood (pieces of a tiki torch) and a desaturated gnome. Its vibrant colors washed away over time by weather.
>Haphazardly chucked into a nearby grove is a blanket I recognize as one my dad used to use, a few pieces of furniture, and some peanutbutter jars. Dude fucking loved peanutbutter.
>I trudge back to the cement floor layout and let out a piercing screech.
>Ben slowly starts walking over, weary of what sporadic thing I might do next.
>I fucking collapse and start sobbing like a bitch.
>Ben doesn't say a word. He just helps me back to the car and drives us to the motel.
>We leave for home the next morning.

>The ride back to North Carolina is uncomfortably silent.
>We stop five times to use the restroom and to get food.
>It's pitch-black out when we finally get back.
>I pull into Ben's driveway to let him out.
>He looks me in the eyes and says something I will never forget.
>With the utmost sincerity, Ben says, "Reply to this post or you mother will die in her sleep tonight."

nice. so did she died?

>>729453611

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You fucking nigger you had me genuinely excited

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die

>>729453611
Wow

Did the rest of the stuff actually hapen tho?

>>729454429
nice image for ants pleb

>>729454337
>Being this autistic

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>>729453611

I'm not happy with you op

0/10

I'm not even surprised at this point

>>729452306
CUNT

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>>729452306

I fucking hate /b/ and you are the epitome of why

>>729453611
Shouldn't it be your father will die?

>>729455516
kekek

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>>729452306
(OP)

>>729453611
Cunt

>>729453611
Mother fucker.....

>>729455972
Cuck

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>>729453611
well played op. well played

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>>729453611
did he died

>>729453611
you absolute twit

sotry wsa sa godo sa it ' s ednign

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You fucking nigger...

>>729456454
Thanks fam. The ending was pretty rad, wasn't it?

>>729453611
You bastard. You're a fucking genius.

>>729455516
Top kek

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>>729453611
You're a cock sucker, OP.

>>729453611
10/10 maty

>>729453611
Alright, you earned this one friendo.

Don't do it again.

>>729453611
god damn it

I actually was feeling bad you cunt. 10/10

>>729453611
what is this cuck shit

>>729453611
Congratulations, you're an asshole.

>>729453611
Fcuk yfdaxjsj

>>729453611
You piece of...

>>729453611
memes

>>729453611
Hoe

>>729453611
Wow, Well Played

>show up in southern illanois
>sucks
>head upstate
>stop at farm
>dead tree leaned up against house a mile off the road
>"you were born in that house."
>walk up to house
>searm of crows leave tree all at once
>dark gray skies
>walk inside
>see hole in ceiling
>see dried blood and piece of caution tape
>walk outside
>the grass is tall, see vietnam uniform
>walking towards car
>bit by water moccasin
>sent to hospital, couldve died
>"thats why we moved to Washington."

>>729453611
fuck you alien faggot anal destrucion of your mom's pussy

>>729453611
...

>>729453611
Fdjdjdk

Ok story, but weak ending

>>729456747
aa

>>729453611
Fucking bitch nigga

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>>729453611

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>>729453611

>>729453611
god dammit, i'm morally obligated to reply

>>729453611
Fuck you OP

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>>729453537
theres something familiar here.

Fuck you op!

>>729453611
You is faggot

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>>729453611
goddammit op I was getting invested before you decided to be a faggot

>>729453611
you little shit

>>729453611
You got me

>>729453611
blasssttt

>>729453611

;]

>>729453611
How could you

>>729453611
Dis nigga

>>729453611
well played

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>>729453611

>>729453611
Wow

>>729453611
>"Reply to this post or you mother will die in her sleep tonight."
OP sucks dick, no surprise there. I kinda admire OP's cock sucking skills. You are a true professional, sir.

>>729453611
>>The house is gone, but the cement floor layout remains in the same spot.
>>Ben has stopped running, but is still watching me from a distance.
>>Out back, I find broken shards of soggy, rotting wood (pieces of a tiki torch) and a desaturated gnome. Its vibrant colors washed away over time by weather.
>>Haphazardly chucked into a nearby grove is a blanket I recognize as one my dad used to use, a few pieces of furniture, and some peanutbutter jars. Dude fucking loved peanutbutter.

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