Just awoke from a year long coma.... What's been missed?

>>729445715
first orange president

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Club penguin shutdown

Runescape shut down because of gold farmers.

>>729446211
what's a gold farmer?

>>729445805
ooo... progressive

>>729445861
OP has loose again...

>>729446287
chinks

>>729446579
gotcha

>>729445715
nothing
there are still jews and niggers
go back to sleep

>>729445715
The great purge will soon begin. Soon Islam will be eradicated

>>729447523
Muslims and Jews are always bad news

>>729447809
as long as every other fantasy goes with it, that will be just peachy

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>>729448288
Kek agrees!

>>729445715
WW3 happening

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>>729445805
boom

>>729448586
Let it happen. The planet is overpopulated with close to 8 billion people

>>729445715
Not enough besides /b/ has continually gone to shit

>>729448764
8b people.....!!!!? going back to sleep

>>729449166
When WASN'T it shit?

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>>729449166
Aye, /b/ has shat it's pants all right

>>729448764
Why don't you volunteer to be the first to go?

Over population isn't the problem, the problem is that all the wealth is going to the 1%

>>729449906
And yet the rest are lazy fucks

>>729450060
if the 99% were lazy then the 1% would be just as poor

>>729450559
That 1% rhetoric is old and tired. The reason they're rich is because they never bitched about how hard it is. Life is hard, get the fuck over it, and get of your lazy welfare collecting asses and fucking MAKE yourself rich.

>>729450060
Just 8 people have more weath than 2.5 billion. Are they all lazy fucks?

looking at girls is rape unless you're a muslim and then you can literally rape and it's ok
go back to your coma bro, shit's all fuck

>>729445715
It all started with this fucking gorilla...

>>729445715
The Chicago Cubs won the World Series.

>>729450876
In America alone there are more welfare leeches than workers, you fucking tell me.

>>729450750
you know nothing

>>729445715
Your best friend is fucking your wife, and there are zombies everywhere.

>>729451326
Nate Silver owes A LOT of people money

>>729451440
More than you apparently

So...it all started with a fucking Gorilla...

>>729451444
who's fucking my wife?

>>729451567
We get it, obama sucks

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>>729445715
Peyton Manning won the Super Bowl, then retired.

>>729445715
The Chicago Cubs are the World Series Champions and Donald Trump is President of the United States. Also, aliens resurrected Elvis and cloned Mickey Mouse in his rectum with cells from Jesus's siamese twin.

>>729445715
Black Lives Matter

>>729451515
I suppose you're right. who would know more about my life than you..? It's a fair cop.

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>>729451679
Hey those fuckers made me pay a high ass gas bill

>>729445715
>legion

>>729451737
Pats cheated again

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>>729451679
I know right..... He's a total cunt... And still knows nothing

>>729445715
THE WORLD IS A LIVING HELL

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>>729451842
About as fair as literally saying the same thing.

>>729451777
Chek'd
And the Chicago White Sox had a game canceled because Niggers.

>>729451777
Nice trips

>>729452090
Did the Carolina Panthers do the same thing?

>>729452236
Oh wait yeah they did because of a nigger who got shot for resisting arrest. Go figure

>>729452074
words... they are your tools

>>729451846
i know you were just trying to be funny, but that was their plan all along

that's why they financed both sides in war in the first place

>>729451842
He never said he knew more about your life, he just said he knew more, you fucking idiot
>>you know nothing
>>more than you apparently
Where in that interaction did he say he knew more about your life than you?
Be ashamed of yourself

>>729452552
Thats why this time we go after them and the muslims. That way we get rid of central banks and OPEC in one purge

>>729452544
Not on 4chan they aren't.

>>729452678
>get the fuck over it, and get of your lazy welfare collecting asses and fucking MAKE yourself rich.

Whoever woke up from the coma was fucking lucky, they missed 2016.

>>729452782
kek

>>729453028
Why? It was the year of Meme Magic

>>729453028
wtf are you rambling on?
2016 was a great year, bunch of faggots died and trump was elected president

>>729453253
Too bad everything between the Deadpool, Cubs winning, and the TrumpTrain victory sucked

>>729453625
>deadpool
wew

>>729453680
Fuck you, Deadpool was perfect

>>729453253
3662 Niggers were shot in Chicago.

>>729453878
Not enough imo

>>729453878
That seems low. feels like more would have been shot..

>>729454095
Quit fucking copying me asshole!

>>729450750
because that's something anyone can just get up and do.

>>729445715
Oh, Samurai Jack is back!

>>729454216
I don't get it..

>>729450750
Are you a wealthy person mister?

>>729445715
trump started world war 3

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>>729445715
Are you like a god now?

>>729454889
How could the fag from "the apprentice" possibly start a war?

>>729454394
fuck yeah
shit's cash
it was great before, but i like it even better now when the whole season is one big story and he kills little girls for fun

>>729454947
There's evidence from my existence... So no.

>>729454868
If by wealthy do you mean that i have elevated from lower middle class through hard work, wise advice, and determination? Then yes I'm quite wealthy.

>>729455227
Ashi got a tight hole game though

>>729455227
Im calling that Jack and Ashi repopulate his home at the end

>>729451409
Are you implying that more than half of the population are unemployed? I hope you're not.

>>729455832
Well niggers ARE from Africa so...

>>729455308
What do you do for a living?

>>729456039
I own a landscaping business and i buy sell and trade cryptocurrency.

>>729456039
I'm currently in the process of starting a cloud mining contract for Ethereum

>>729456039
Half of my capital gains funds my business while the other half allows me to live in comfort

>>729455832
A large portion of the population are old or children.. He's using that stat to make you think that most are mooches, and that he is one of the steady few keeping his country, and his country alone afloat.. He's a faggot best left alone.

>>729456039
And before you ask, yes i am happy with what i do.

>>729456217
>>729456357
>>729456555
You certainly are very busy.

>>729456638
And which one of the three fags that replied are you..?

>>729455938
No no no, you said America. American unemployment rate right now is 4.9

You can't go over there yelling: hurr durr all niggers are homeless trashh!!! hurr everyone who's not a rich person is a lazy fuck huuu!!!

You're wrong. Horribly wrong.

>>729456860
I work 16 hours a day yet i feel like a well oiled capitalist machine

>>729457209
for how many day?

>>729457292
(days)

>>729457292
Every day. Money never sleeps.

>>729457387
Thousands of miles away and still I can smell your lies.

>>729457495
Say what you want. I'm still making my money.

If you don't find this beautiful than your a cis scum part of the problem
https://vimeo.com/210862415

>>729457760
Nice try faggot

If you go to college and a gay man hits on you, then you are obligated to go out with him. Otherwise you will be brought up on Title IX charges and thrown out of school and barred from ever coming back.

>>729457698
and lying to strangers on the internet.

>>729457698
... You are browsing /b/ for fuck sake! 16 hours a day my ass! Go fuck yourself!

>>729458062
say what now?

>>729458311
kek... His lies fuels my loins

>>729458311
This part of the 8 hours i chill

>>729458502
you should be sleeping

>>729458311
>>729458285
You hate me cus u ain't me

>>729458358
If you are a straight man and a gay guy hits one you then you are required to accept his advances. Otherwise he can file a Title IX sexual assault claim on you, the administration can skip the proceedings (which are already heavily in favor of the 'victim') and kick your ass out of school.

http://watchdog.org/292821/male-accused-student-commits-suicide-school-railroading/

>>729458619
I don't know what that means

>>729458618
Da Vinci never slept

>>729458674
Is that true?

>>729458674
Says who

>>729458739
Actually he only slept for two hours

>>729458739
No, not sleeping can kill you

>>729458739
Why you even ask that? You know how the human body works?

>>729458911
talk about Autism

Well, to put it really succinctly, some cunt shot a gorilla, then the whole world went to shit really fast.

>>729458933
Just ask a Korean Starcraft player

>>729458954
No, what am I, a chemist?

>>729458674
Kek.... this is clearly bait.

>>729458911
Literally impossible

>>729459049
Dammit Anon, I'm a doctor bot a chemist!

>>729445715
World War III is gonna happen within 5 years.

>>729459049
Someone who supposedly graduated from highschool

>>729459138
North Korea will be able to launch an ICBM in about 2 years.

Your million+ dollars of medical bills were not covered by Obama Care.

>>729459210
Too bad it'll just fail again

>>729459210
We're going to rape them long before that happens.

>>729459049
A human, who sleeps every single night

>>729459246
EU wants an army and nukes

>>729459048
Kek

>>729458619
We don't hate you... We pity you. Now go tell your mum that some bigger boys are being mean to you and that you want some of that ice cream you like.. There's a good lad.

>>729459301
Oh yes, what a lovely idea. Invading a country that has nuclear weapons.

Remember that one scene in COD 4?

op huge fag, ya don't just get up out of a year coma and start posting on 4chan.

how bout asking op wtf the "coma" was induced by first before being b8'd.

>>729459426
Sorry i can't hear you over all the money I'm making right now. But keep feeding me your (You)s, it energizes me

>>729459429
They do have nukes.. but the guys that are responsible for pushing the button are fucking starving. they'd kill their own mothers for a sandwich

>>729459577
so you're making coins... are you a meter maid?

>>729459186
You assume too much!

>>729459688
Yeah, we can get them on our side if we offer them a free Subway sandwich. More than what Kim Jong-Douche gives them in a week.

>>729459833
Obviously you've never heard stock trading.

>>729460012
Uno needs to lay off the chees

>>729460012
I know right, We'd just have to send in a tactical squad of fast food mascots and the war would be over by lunchtime

>>729460256
Or just give them each a Jimmy John's Gargantuan sub.

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>>729459688
That would be true in the sane world but this is the hermit kingdom of North Korea we're talking about. The average citizen thinks the leader is a god. They are willing to endure any deprivation if it means more glory to North Korea and/or Un

>>729460116
you working in a stock exchange now... what was it you did fives posts ago.?

>>729460583
Does the term "independent investor" not come to mind?

>>729460492
They do think of him as a god, true.. But I can't imagine the whole country are of the same frame of mind.. only pretending out of fear.. We've all seen the fake OTT crying footage

>>729460426
FUCK I'M HUNGRY NOW!!!

>>729461023
Jimmy Johns is good af m8

>>729460722
Don't see why that would be loud.. Your story is falling to bits

>>729461135
Never had it /b/ro... only just got a SUBWAY in our town. But it's shit tho..

>>729461311
Bruh, subway is shit tier. They're now trying to rip off Jimmy Johns with that crappy new sandwich

>>729460926
The whole country may not think Kim can is a god emperor, but the threat of you and your entire family being sent to North Korean work camp keeps the rest of them in line.

And when they take you they don't ghost your ass, they do it broad daylight so everyone sees what happens to those who defy they leader.

>>729461601
Now you're making want a Big Vtio.

>>729461646
There are still thousands of people willing to flee to the south and into china despite the risks..

>>729461806
Hey is jersey mike's any good?

>>729461601
Aye, it is proper shit... made me fucking sick.

>>729462385
And that is Kim Jung Un's ultimate weapon, the threat of reunification. If Kim demilitarized the boarder millions of people would flood into South Korea and destroy the economy.

TL;DR: Invading N. Korea would be a cluster fuck.

>>729452786
oops

>>729462805
Just nuke it and wall off the country with lead lined bricks

>>729463309
Just pray none of that fallout goes to China. Fuck, given the right winds that shit would fuck up the west coast of the US.

>>729462805
North Korean refugees would be the most productive refugees the world has ever known.. South Korea has already benefited from their productivity. Many of them become small business owners whit a work ethic that would fear you

>>729463490
As if Commiefornia wasnt fucked already

>>729462805
Also, North Korea has no idea that the world is pissed off at them.. They believe that the food aid they are gift is due to how cool their leader is.. Not because the world knows he's a cunt that's starving his people while stuffing his face to the point of gout.

>>729464244
(gifted)

>>729463786
But these are the best of the best leaving North Korea. Just imagine a few million refugees who at most only know how to raise cabbages and make kimchi. It would take a lot of money to retrain these people, something S Korea doesn't have much.

Fuck, take all the Mexicans coming into our country. Sure most of them are not criminals and have one hell of a work ethic, but they use our welfare system and drive down wages for low skill jobs.

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>>729464244
I think he has high blood pressure and/or diabetes.

Pic unrelated, I just never have a chance to use it.

Rams are back in LA
Raiders are going to Las Vegas
Chargers are back in LA
Trump is President
Bill Cosby is accused of rape
Cubs won the World Series
Barry Manilow came out of the closet
North Korea is still starting shit
UK voted out of EU

>>729449906
Your liberalism is showing. Put in some initiative and quit being a bitch. Be the one percent.

>>729464546
In my country we have a large number of Polish migrant. Where more than 80% are employed.. This is now the third wave of Polish migrants and are country is better for it. Yes a portion sit on benefits but the pros out weigh the cons. But as far as N K they would be very useful in the rebuilding of their own country.. what they've built so far on a bowl of boiled grass is amazing. give them a piece of cow and they'll be walking on the mars. plus these people need our help. how? I'm unsure

>>729465084
The Raiders are going to Vegas....?? What have I missed?

>>729465338
And speaking as a fucktard from the US my opinion is fuck North Korea we have enough shit to deal with. Social Security and Medicare are on the verge of bankruptcy, we have a massive issue with opiate addiction, a messed up tax system, and illegal immigration problem and too many refugees already.

And as for the US helping to rebuild their country, take a look at our track record of Iraq, Afghanistan and Libya where we have done such a wonderful job.

>>729465623
Yup. Las Vegas is building a new stadium and when it's finished (in either 2019 or 2020) the Raiders will relocate there. Until then, they're going to be playing in Oakland as a last "fuck you" to the fans.

>>729450750

If everyone could do that then we'd all be rich retard. What's it like 40 people that own more wealth than the rest of the planet combined?

>>729458619

Ghost pls

>>729465780
The US would be responsible for the total rebuild.. These are Asians we're talking about, those fuckers are like robot ant bees... Have you seen their rebuild of Japan and S Korea..? The fuckers would be back on their feet in a week

>>729466306
Fuck sake... (wouldn't)

>>729466262
Is that a fellow TCR troll?!

>>729465795
Never really understood American sports teams doing that... It's really is a big fuck you to the fans.. That would be unthinkable in most other countries.. Total bastards

>>729466544

Yep. Also Raiden's a furry.

>>729466642
No shit and i told Distilling to huff glue instead

>>729466306
And that's hoping they their American overlords. These are people who have been taught their entire lives that the US is pure evil.

The best thing to happen is China deposes Un and makes N Korea a part of China. This is the only win IMHO. The dumb gooks stay where they are and make iphones, plus nobody has to rebuild anything

>>729445715
We've cracked the question of why you laughed at Amy Schumer that one time. It wasn't her joke it was just the only one out of the fuck tonne she stole that she told well.

>>729467024
agreed

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>>729445715
Turns out Saville was innocent

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>>729466619
The owners get more money out of it. I'm from St. Louis and when the Rams left for LA, their value doubled. Also, many owners can easily get cities to subsidize some of the costs. Las Vegas passed a bill that would allow for 750 million of the stadium's cost to be covered publicly. The owners' are all manipulative and realize that the easiest way to get more value for their team is to build a new stadium. They may promise a "better economy" but it's all PR bullshit.

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>>729467463
Nice try but i don't eat matze

>>729467557
Chargers left for LA too

>>729445715
>>729445715
Hopefully radical feminism

>>729467557
Yeah, I get that it's money motivated but can't understand why they get away with it.. For instance if Aberdeen FC moved to Glasgow then the chairman, Stuart Milne would be dragged from his home and beaten to death in front of his kids... You can't fuck with peoples teams.

>>729467620
No, you just lick their boots hoping for their scraps..

>>729467734
Right, I don't know too much about what happened in San Diego except for that the city is still in debt for their old stadium and now the Chargers are playing in a MLS stadium
>>729468046
Everyone in St. Louis fucking hates Stan Kroenke (Rams' owner), but now that he lives in LA, no one is going to fly/drive all the way down there. People did; however, send him a box full of dog shit. Also, I assume you're from the UK. There's been talks about bringing a team to London (though with the FC teams you referenced, I assume you're from Scotland). Whatever you do, don't let the NFL in your country. They'll take every penny you own and fuck you over at any chance they'll get. Roger Goodell (the NFL commissioner) is a crook who would be delighted to use UK public money for a new stadium.

>>729468672
Aye, from Scotland right enough.. Since our country is really small at trip to Glasgow from Aberdeen isn't that far. Also, we have no real danger of the NFL coming to town. It's not that popular.. Football and Rugby are the top team sports here.

>>729469259
The Jaguars owner is really adamant about moving his team to London and Goodell agrees wholeheartedly. I'm not sure how public funding for stadiums works in the UK. Regardless, I doubt that the NFL would put one team in Europe, but I do think that they may try to start a league in Europe again.

>>729445715

Donald Trump is President and we're about to go to war with North Korea after the "America First" thing all went over SO well.. and Trump did a full flip to 100% Neocon.

>>729469667
I know that London do host some games at wembley stadium. which is a big fuck you to the american fans who have paid for a season ticket.. doubt that a London based team would actually take off. or at least last for any length of time..

>>729445805
>the lunatics have taken over the asylum

>>729470034
The orange guy with candyfloss hair for the apprentice is president of what...? The guild of failed business wankers I hope

>>729470886

President of the United States of America, "leader of the free world"

Yeah we were drinking the kool aid that day.

>>729471190
Oh!! are we fuct now?

>>729471285

WW3 any day now

>>729471352
back to sleep then..

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>>729445715
You know that one guy who kept saying "You're fired!"?
He's president now.

Oh, and on an unrelated note, white nationalism is back in vogue.

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>>729472733
White nationalism isn't back.
Conservatism is back and the white nationalists think they're back because they're delusional.

>>729473211

Same thing.

>>729473211
what's being conserved?

>>729473300
You need to pick up a book and read.
Like you know, understand stuff.

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Terry Wogan died