UK thread cont.

>>729426197

weird innit?

At least we can continue to be sociable cunts for a while longer

So any cunts from Preston

>>729426350
ye. not too sociable though

>>729426712
Aye, don't want people thinking Brits have gone soft

>>729426353
fuck preston

So many people carried it on

Let's just pick a thread lads

>>729427034
lel there's like 3 threads

which one we picking?

>>729427167

This one?

Little monkey fella

>>729427167
Fuckit keep it here
>>729427033
Am leaving in 5 months hopefully

>>729426353
Do you know Chan from Preston?

>>729427267
aight

>>729427278
seems like a crackhead place tbf but looks alright from the outside

>>729427413

After he had his eyes done

Chimp doctor

Not cheap doctor

Head like a fucking orange

Been Preston once.
Had a KFC then watched Preston vs Leeds United.

>>729427486
>>729427579
im so happy you people know (of) him

>>729427477
You're not wrong, crackheads make nights out entertaining, watching them fight each other on the flague market is funny

Any Glasgow residents present? Going up there for a week in about a month for something and need to know if there's anything worth doing while I'm there.

>>729427410
Chan?

>>729427716
Heroin

>>729427736
Big fat lass supports PNE

Man-moth?

Muslims...do we need em?

>>729427798
Not really an option given there will be cameras about for a large portion of me being there.

>>729427843
Fuck I didn't expect that to get me

Is inbetweeners still decent lads?

>>729426197
Oooo monkey news

>>729427827
Nah haha

>>729427997
Not the movies

>>729427902
Still do heroin it's like normal there

>>729427997
Never won't be

>>729427843
lmao

>>729428033
yep. Movies are shit

>>729428033
First movie was okay, second was wank

Any Geordies/Mackems?

Threads struggling lads. Can't believe we've lost so many. RIP

>>729428105
Trip to Warwick is class

>>729428105
You seen the shitty us inbetweeners?

>>729428290
Yeah I have but that's not inbetweeners, that's absolutely fucking wank. It's cringey to watch, fucking "bus turds"

>>729428420
I know I watched it when I was baked to shit though so the cringe killed me

Extreme longshot here, any other engineerfags on here? Gotta put a keyway into some soft material with minimal tooling, would a needle file do it or am I asking for it to be more pissed than my dad on a saturday?

>>729428420

Wouldn't be funny at all unless you went to secondary school in England between 2005-2015 IMO

>>729427686
been out there once didnt like it,rarely go out anyways prefer to race over the tops!

>>729428530
Me mate sent me a link, and like every Brit below 35 we crease at the original, we were in disbelief at how much they fucking ruined it

I haven't seen many English christians kicking around these days. Where'd they go?

>>729428622
Aye definitely, especially with all the little year 7s & 8s acting solid until they get shit up by a year 10 hard cunt

What you guys normally do on Bank holidays? Other than chillin, fucking, snorting or family meeting.

>>729428723
You know geez

>>729428919
Same thing I do on any weekend, Build stuff and continue to be an unsociable cunt.

>>729428919
Footie, smashing the fuck out of wor lass's fanny and Rainbow Six Siege

>>729428835
Its because we're smart, we realised we didn't need a god

>>729428919
Smoking

>>729429032
What do you build?

>>729428919
Just make the most of not being at work.
Shit I can't lie in anymore thoigh. So used to waking up early it just happens

>>729428919
My girlfriend has fucked off to Brum for two weeks so I'm stuck at home

>>729429055
I know but honestly I think some folk are better of believing in that shit. They become cunts when they read the selfish gene and shit

>>729429176
Nice

>>729429032
What do you build? With legos?

>>729429047
Decent, double cardio sesh not too shabby

While we're all here does anyone know a decent insurance company? Just started driving so I've got myself a shitty 206 1.1L, 54 plate. All insurance companies want £2000 and the cars not even worth half of that.

>>729429272
legos

>usa cunt

>>729429058
Pure spliff or fags?

>>729429162
What time do you wake up? i find it hard as fuck to wake up early after a night of high session lol.

>>729429176
Free house mate, enjoy that shit

>>729429368
Gotta suck it up if you're young/no driving experience. Sucks but that's about right

>>729429368
Got my theory coming up soon. (10th may)

Best bet is to go onto compare sites and see what they give

>>729429368
find yourself a girlfriend that lives in the country, youd get it cheap as shit

>>729429476
Well if I put me mate on the insurance too it goes down to £1200, but that's if I get a black box which I proper cba with

>>729429470

Half 5 on Monday to get train to London and live in a hotel all week traveling on the tube and being paranoid

>>729429241
You get good and bad people on both sides but with atheistic and agnostics there's a more consistent use of logic

>>729429392
Nah fam, never been to usa but really want to though. I've moved from china to uk about 10 years ago when i was 12, almost lived here half my life, being through all them racist shit, find it funny as shit now though.

>>729429553
Passed my theory on the second time

Last driving lesson was horrible,

>>729429470
What do you think?

>>729429137
>>729429272
90% of the time I'll be working on a robot for robot wars or working on a commission making a part for someone else.

>>729429571
sometimes its good to look at high litre diesels too, if you literally scrawl through cars you sometimes find a 2l is cheaper than a 1

>>729429553
Passed my theory last Monday, got 49/50 on questions and 63/75 on hazard perception. Was gutted I didn't get 50/50, said my only topic I got wrong was attitude. Sounds about right.

>>729429571

Put yer ma/da as the main driver and name you on it will make it lot cheaper. Downside is you won't build up any no claims

>>729429612
I know on our side we're more logical but you have to admit some christians are just fucking lovely. Stupid, ignorant and blind. But some of the nicest people I've ever met.

>>729429773
Wtf are you doing?

>>729429690

absolute bullshit.

Engine size and premiums are directly proportionate for new drivers.

>>729429704
42/43 on my first try with 46/44

Second try I got 43/43 and 66/44

>>729429709
Aye it's the exact same whether they're named or the keeper

I got a citroen c2 dad as a named driver just finished first year of insurance £1400 down to £854. Still got a black box but nearly £600 well chuffed

>>729429704
>>729429641
is the test or hazard perception harder?
also ages? I'm 18

>>729429866
my friend got a quote on a 1.2 corsa for £3000
he then quoted a 2.0 petrol bmw and got £2200 no bullshit

>>729426197
head like a fucking orange!

>>729429987
I'm 18. I found them both somewhat easy. Just keep going over the multiple choice constantly

>>729429647
probably 70% baccy 30% weed like most of the chavs?

>>729429987
I'm just 18 too, yeah hazard perceptions easy but it's trying to click at the right time, it's fucking odd though, it's all really low budget cgi, looks like something you'd find off Mr. Tumble

>>729430077
yeah the apps I pass every time I practice them. It's the practical that I think im gonna fuck up

>>729430085
Nah just weed shit at rolling so mainly smoke bowls

>>729429987
If you can afford get the £5 DVSA theory app and bash that, that's all I did except from read the Highway Code on my way to and from college

Where you fags from, give your area code and we should hook up.

>>729428154
Yeah where?

NE20 here

>>729430325
S60

>>729430341
Northeast? Whereabouts? NE34 here

>>729430325
RM3

>>729430325
ME12

>>729429816
I've met some deplorable Christians from going to a Christian Brothers school in Ireland so maybe my anecdotal and recounts will be jaded from bullying and that...

>>729429940

It's a fucking frisk, especially for lads. If you can afford to suck it up though it's worth it.

My first car was a 1l seat arosa and that was 2500 quid to insure and now my 250bhp e class is 380

>>729430237
my man, i dont have a bong really want one though but parents will go nuts if find out. Rolling is easy man, it takes practise, is that sensation of passing it to the person next to ya.

>>729430130
I didn't realise the first time and it properly fucked up me

>>729430178
Try to get a copy of the DVDs they're good

>>729430257
I haven't even got the Highway Code I just went over the DVDs constantly lol my instructor told me to just learn all the answers.


I'm fucking shite at driving, I suck at changing my gear to a lower gear when I'm going fast,m.

>>729430475
it's bollocks that it's cheaper for girls

>>729430422
Northwest of Newcastle, near the airport.

Picking up british chicks...how do?

>>729430325
OL11

>>729430506
yeah my sister has the set i think. I'm just shit at changing gear and hillstarts. Probably a nerves thing

>>729430598
Convert to Islam and rape them

>>729430475
It's funny like, there's a feminist on me history course and she started gan on about how men get more privileges and all that shit, I showed her how much the price changed to insure a car for a male than a female, it's statistically justified like but still daft

>>729430506

Why would you go in a lower gear when going fast?

>>729430655
My main man here lmafo

>>729430640
Yeah it's probably a nerve for me as well, I keep setting off from traffic lights in second which isn't great, and don't start me on roundabouts lol

>>729430640
hill starts just get the revs upto like 3k and let clutch go slow, if your revs start going too low hold clutch put more revs

>>729430585
At me dads in boldon the night like, over near Asda. Otherwise me closest Metro is Tyne Dock, live 2 mins from Shields hospital

>>729430686
Normally for turning off a main road, I always switch too soon. Probably not explaining it too well

Lads who are worried about driving tests - it's the most nervous I've ever been in me life. It's less about driving and more about being able to handle the nerves. You're not doing out you no done before. Just in the test you're over thinking it.

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Whats the worst town in the UK?

>>729430686
Going uphill?

>>729430873
Birmingham

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who's up for a glass of coke anyway

>>729430852

Just keep your clutch in and break my man. Changing gear is just summat you learn by yourself really.

Alright good night you absolute /b/ros. Have a nice bank holiday, dont fuck some shit up coz people need to chill around this time of the day.

Just remember, /b/ will always be here for your arse.

Night.

>>729430951
Not a town dick head

>>729430951
Agreed

>>729430794
I just get scared that I'll roll back and hit the person behind me

>>729431022
>>729430852
I always manage to go into 6th instead of 2nd somehow

>>729430873
Generally costal towns. Especially the ones were doleys get sent to live because theirs over crowding in the city they're from

>>729430873
mate where is this? looks like gloucester.

>>729429368
I saved over £600 by getting a 2.2L TD Mercedes Vito.
Insurance companies are fucking idiots.
Also, lie on the documents about parking and stuff - they'll never pay out anyway

>>729431090
Liverpool then

>>729431022
Yeah, I just need to practice more, that and coasting are my big issues at the moment

>>729431214
Also not a town

uk discord
https://discord.gg/txGR8k2
join up brits

>>729430873
Sheerness, full of various drug addicts and is about 20 minutes away from the 3 prisons on that hellhole of an island.

>>729430812
Ah right nice mate
Having a good night, I'm stoned as Fuck

>>729431214
Liverpool is a city you fucking wog

>>729429866
Not bullshit at all.
Cheaper for me to drive a van than it was a car.
They will also look at age of the vehicle and its "total worth". Put it too low and they'll raise the insurance thinking you're going to die faster in a tin can

>>729431262
Just bear in mind that when you first get into a car and start it by yourself is such a good feeling. Will get you through the stress!

>>729431294
Misread what you said, thought you were asking for cities, sorry am knackered

Rotherham

>>729426197
head like a fuckin orange

>>729431441
Yeah; I'm not planning on booking my test until after June anyway, plenty of time to practice

>>729431363
Ahaha some boy, was meant to be gan to shields on good Friday but av lost me ID and no facial hair means unhappy bouncers

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did someone just call me a wog.

>>729431022
Make sure to flip indicator signal on first before changing lanes...flunked first time because of this.

Oh and check that left side like 3 or 4 times before crossing over...paranoid about that blind spot.

What moves do you have to do in tests now?
I had to do turn in road and parallel park

>>729430873
Luton

>>729430873
what do you mean by "worst town"? like...dirty? full of muslims?, bad food?

>>729431553
You can get an app which searches for free test times. Saved me waiting weeks like everyone else.
It notifies you as soon as someone cancels and auto books you in

>>729431623
Keep checking that rear view!

>>729431735
Practical hasn't changed much but by 2018 they're removing reversing round corner and replacing it with satnavs

>>729431845
yeah fuck that i want to get it done before that

>>729431845
Cool

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time to take the ol' dog out i guess

>>729432042
Anon is high

Pay nearly 90 quid a month for sky lads

>watching super casino on 5

Kill me

>>729432042
Shooting it?

>>729431845
Tbh id rather do that but fuck waiting until December

>>729432149
Fuck sky man get one of those dodgy android boxes, you get all sky channels for free including sky sports and films

>>729432203
Yeah but that would mean having to pay for more lessons mate, fuck that

>>729432317
Yeah that's true plus I'll have moved out and fuck coming back for a driving test

>>729432369
Off to uni or work?

>>729431308
Sounds interesting. Some prisons up the cumbrian coast

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high as a kite with 3 less donuts

>>729431214
definitely a city, two cathedrals m8

>>729431214
Towns you muppet!

>>729432430
I feel like I should have singed for uni but I can't deal with that environment if it's anything like college

>>729431598
Afroman, youve grown!

>>729432430
University

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Imagine a black chef us tv show like our ainsleys

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Imagine if the next James Bond was black.

>>729433252
The hardest part of believing it would be seeing a black guy drive an Aston Martin through London without raising suspicions.

>>729432590
It's definitely a prime location for people watching, but the town is like a drivethrough zoo except your more likely to have someone piss on your car while you drive through Sheerness.

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Monitors covered in beer.

>>729426197

Dear Mr. Dilkington

>>729433765

Got some post delivered today

ite night guys

Signing off

>>729430873
Medway towns. Walked through there early Saturday morning and it was like a form of hell. Pissed up junkies milling around, poles, nigs and the homeless. Almost felt like I was in Escape from NY