Tips for going down on a woman

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>>729404967
If you smell perfume in that area, run the fuck away as fast as you can.

...they're trying to hide something that hygiene products can't.

>>729404967
Just do the ABC'S and you'll be fine.

Just pay attention to her reactions. The basic stuff most women will enjoy but if you wanna drive her wild, listen to her breatheing and the way her body moves.

>>729404967
I wish my woman would let me go down on her. She's quite prude

I have a problem /b/ros

my girlfriend and I have tried having sex but gotta be safe with it, so I tried using condoms

the problem is, as soon as I wear the condoms my penis goes flaccid and its really hard for me to get hard, so I havent been able to penetrate her.

Anyone has had this situation? how do you deal with it?

>>729404967
Don't be grossed out by blood, there will be a lot of it when you rip her clit off with your teeth

>>729405902
The ABCs thing is complete bullshit. There needs to be a certain rhythm to it.

>>729404967
Most of those cunts look revolting.

If it smells like fish, it's a dish. If it smells like cologne, leave it alone.

>>729406281
Im gonna guess you're nervous while you're putting it on. You're thinking about it too much and turning yourself off.

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>>729406492
It's ok to be gay.

>>729406281
You should do it in the dark and then not put the condom on. And when she gets preggo accuse her of cheating. Since you always wear a condom

>>729406620
I'm glad you have people that support your lifestyle

I mean this in all seriousness, but don't shy away from using a little teeth. Don't go overboard, but it can drive women wild

I don't eat pussy. If she wants to have a threesome I'll let the other girl eat her pussy, but oral is for women only.

>>729404967
Ok, so here's the thing: with women, it's 90% psychological. Arousal is key. What you want to do is get her so turned on and so frustrated that by the time you touch her, you'll barely need to do anything.

Tease her. Start with light kissing, almost just brushing her lips. Move on to shallow tongue, then deep. Once you've been doing the heavy making for a bit, start kissing her neck a bit. Move down toward the collar bone. Then back to her face. Repeat a few times. Eventually, kiss down her neck and collar bone and make your way to her tits. Start licking, kissing, suck, gently caressing. Again, alternate between her tits and kissing. After a while of this, start down her belly. All of this should take 20-30 minutes or so.

Start down her belly towards her pussy, but again, go back up to her face several times. Go back down towards the pussy, but never touch it directly. Kiss her belly, her pubic area, her thighs. Rub her ass, thighs, tease and titilate, but no direct stimulation. Again, do this for 20-30 minutes.

Now, it's finally time. Slow move your fingers to her pussy. By now, she'll be soaking already. Start with a little gentle rubbing, then insert one finger. Finger her for a bit, she'll be drenched and squirming already by now.

Now you go for the kill. Put finger number 2 in, curve upwards and rub her g-spot with a decent amount of pressure and keep a fairly fast, consistent rhythm. Rub her clit with your thumb. Keep going until she cums. It won't take long.

>>729406281
You may need a bigger condom. They're not one size fits all, despite what most people think. If your condom is too tight, it can be very hard to maintain an erection and greatly reduces sensitivity.

Try some larger condoms. You don't need a horse cock to need large condoms. I'm average, but very thick and I had the exact same problem. Using larger condoms made an enormous difference.

>>729405709
Or they didn't expect it and ran to the bathroom to clean up quick.

>>729408016
This. Or they just want to smell pretty for you.

>>729406581

That may be it, or maybe the feel of the condom just doesn't feel right, maybe I should jerk off a few times with them so my body gets to like it.

>>729406281
Cock ring

>>729406281
Get her to put the condom on for you, let her play with it as she does. Make her put on a show for you when she does it.

It will help

>>729404967
Only tip you should follow is don't eat a roast beef pussy.

Like ever.

>>729406281
Try different condoms. I had the same -
some models may be too tight for you

>>729407946

my penis is less than average so maybe a bigger condom will slide off

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>>729406492
But have you ever had your mouth on it?
Didn't think so

>>729408785
Roll the condom over your balls

>>729408905

I keked

>>729408785
It's not the length, it's the girth. If you're thick, you need a bigger one. Also, trying to put regular sized condoms on a thicker dick is difficult and can take some time, which often results in a loss of erection.

If you're not girthy, then it's probably a nervous thing.

>>729408461
What's a cock ring going to do?

>>729406497
Roast beef? Try a little teef.
If you see mayo, stay away-o.
If you taste copper, say Cu later.
If things get bloody, don't kiss her, buddy.

>>729408785
Ever try the toilet paper tube test?

>>729406281
I've dealt with that problem when I first started having sex and it was just nervous.
Just put it on and if you get soft then have your girl jerk you off. You'll get hard in no time. Eventually you'll just get used to it and you'll be rock hard while rolling it on.

>>729409804
but they vary between brands and countries

Whats it like going down on a young teen girl? Anyone tried it? aged 10-13

>>729405709
ugh, I went down on a college freshman who used that FDS spray. Shit made my tongue numb.

>>729410825
No, you weirdo!

>>729410483
Ah, nvm then.

>>729410825
Gtfo you pedo dweeb.

>>729404967
also -always clean your teeth + rinse with mouthwash or some antiseptic afterwards - you will avoid so many sore throats

>>729409343
Restricts blood flow from your penis. Put it on, get hard, tighten the ring, boom, eternal boner!

>>729410482
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>>729407277
>>729406581

>b offering some sound advice.

whats this? where is the faggotry?

>>729410825
14. It was hairy and she would only let me do it under the covers so I couldn't really see it.

>>729411106
We're all fags who help each other get laid.

>>729411106
Usually as long as the /pol/tards or edgy 15 year olds don't show up, shit tends to be fairly civil.

>>729411472
Pretty much this.

>>729411086
Oh i thought you were implying that a cock ring will stop you from cumming and letting sperm out. Nvm.

>>729406229
Cocaine.

>>729407277
>Rub her clit with your thumb. Keep going until she cums.
Why is it that eveyone in this thread has to write in bad verse?

>>729406281
Condoms are just terrible, try getting her birth control pills. That's how I solved it.

>>729407277
thanks bro

>>729412144
We're all poets and don't know it.

>>729411751
Give it a shot if you keep going limp while putting on a rubber.

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>>729411082
Why is this?

>>729410825
It must be really nice. A virgin vagina, pink, smooth and beautiful looking, that has never has another cock in it before

>>729404967
Thanks for the tips guys

>>729410825
nothing special

>>729405709
hygeine products actually take away the helpful bacteria that keep vagoos clean. hence, the fishy smell

and i usually just use two fingers or a vibrating dildo and focus my tongue on the clit after chewing on it through her panties for awhile

>>729413454
I don't want to date or love a child in that way and I would never attempt it but I really wonder what its like having a young girl's pussy and ass in your mouth. I had a dream recently where said nameless young girl sat on my face naked and we 69'd. Hairless, right before puberty. If I could go back in time, I definitely would be eating little ass and pussy when I was that age. I had opportunities to but didn't because I was an idiot. Multiple cousins of mine, in the 8-12 age range, asked to see my dick and wanted to show me their pussy but I said no get away from me. lol

>>729407277
Whilst what you say is good advice, holy hell if it takes an hour to get a girl really worked up, you're doing it wrong. I'm just lucky that my gf cums from penetration like 3 times a session, fuck this long method fam

>>729414218
You CAN do it quicker mate, but my way is more fun. It's not all about the destination.