ITT: Things you only see in America

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>>729384762

>>729384762
All-White families?

>>729384989
AZ, killin it

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>>729384762

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Only in Murica would they put up with this kind of bullshit

>>729384784

Smile for the camera you little shit.. ho fuck.

Didn't realize this was a rage thread.

>>729384784
Spot the school shooter

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>>729384762

>>729384762
Families that can afford multiple apple products?

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Keep making your fat jokes and burger jokes. Keep being lame. Which country is at the top of this list?

> Pro-tip: It's not yours.

>>729385256
Foot traffic is open, the paved road is gated. This picture is fine

>>729385534
ye american fruitas

>>729385577
I heard about that story. Dumbest controversy I've ever heard of.

>>729385595

That's about ~25 dollars on starbucks as well.

The dad is clearly loaded..

Are you jealous of the superior American economy hmmmmmmm?

>>729385654
USA doesn't use those outlets, stale pasta you eurofag trash.

>>729385801
the game

>>729385684
>USA

>USA

>USA

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>>729385684
keep being an insecure pussy

>>729384784
mass shootings - the explanation

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>>729385654

>>729385963

>being this upset

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>>729384762

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>>729385903

>>729385754
I don't think that's a gate that swings open, anon.

>>729384863
But anon, that Is in the moon

>>729386070
all fat

>>729386001
I've never seen that outlet anywhere.

>>729385654
our plugs dont look like that

>>729386046
Shouldn't you be making fun of europeans and bragging about how great your country is?

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>>729386070

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>>729386070

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>>729386143

>>729385313
Only USA is free ??

>>729386167
You most certainly won't ever find it in America.

>>729386001
I've always wanted to know which country is this. Not that I don't have people dumb enough in mine.

>>729384784
The little /b/tard on the left

>>729386230

Why? You're doing it for me right now.

>>729386236
All b.b guns.

>>729386508

heh

>>729386131
*in an american soundstage

>>729385654
This one always gets responses, kek.

>>729386867

Anywhere outside of Texas you will be the clown of the entire town.

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>>729386001
>>729386386

The beer they drink is Warsteiner, German beer.

Though that brand is also popular in the Netherlands and maybe other countries.

Looking at the plug, Its European.

Looking at their faces, I don't know. Could be Poland.

>>729385903
Stay classy

>>729387150
Alright, this one got me.

>>729385044
i see this in the UK everyday.

I really don't understand my own people any more. Maybe I never did.

>>729387255
Warsteiner the queen of beers.

>>729385654
Not gonna lie that's a pretty sick setup

>>729385684
nice debt

ITT: americans justifying themselves lol

>>729387255
Also Karlsberg Mixery, a German brand

>crowdfunded healthcare

>crowdfunding to avoid eviction

>crowdfunding to pay vet bills

always chuckle when i see stuff like that in my twitter feed

>>729385684

I'll choose any metric other than sports to measure that, but I think that it's more impressive that UK got more that half your medal score with five times less population.

But anyway sports achievements are individual or team achievements.

Have you ever done something great for yourself or do you rely on people that were born near you to feel good?

I've been to the states for pleasure and for work and I love it for the most part, I can't stand the we're the paramount of freedom attitude (you're not) and being proud without contributing with anything.

>>729386305
Yep

>>729387150
>DONK.jpg
>clearly a bubble
ok

>>729387762
Brainwashed from birth, we drink the Kool aid because it makes us feel good.

>>729386745
>Not realizing the illuminated genitals could have been a symbol for everlasting life

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You guys like chatting on your computers?

You're welcome.

- America

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China on course to put a man on the moon in 2025. how cute. Why is the rest of the world so far behind America?

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CALIFORNIA

>>729387150
Ok, now that's silly.

>>729388273
you like chatting to people around the world via computer, you're welcome
Europe

>>729388351
because the rest of the world had a world war while America profited off of it and thus becoming the ROME of the 21st century.

>>729385661
oh fuck,
i seen this guy on the 10 south of phoenix

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>>729388364
SUCK MY DIIIIICK

>>729384762
Your isp and government are monitoring your internet activity. http://www.deleteip.com

>>729385654
WtF do you show my pool to the masses? Ha? This is GERMANY and a Nazi grill

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>>729388542
Why didnt the other countries have NUCLEAR weapons like the US did? No one would've dared fighting the US because of their naval and air fleet and nukes. I'm just glad that America showed mercy during the war by not using nukes and didnt wipe Japan or any other europoor country off the map.

>>729388594
Waters too cold

This get

>>729384762
this is what freedom looks like.

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>>729388839
>>729388594

Pussy, I surf in SF year round

>>729388802
This.

The US is the only reason why there will be more world wars. the us has 48 ships scattered around the globe each containing enough nuclear power to literally wasteland all the 1st world "powers".

We should be making the euros,japs, and gooks, and the rest of the world pay way more for our protection..

>>729388939
> what is a wetsuit

Get real. Move south.

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>>729385313
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>>729389025
Or we could stop trying to be police of the world.

>>729388273
Neighbour the father of the computer was Charles Babbage, an Englishman.

Saying since American discovered electricity and is therefore responsible for every subsequent invention that incorporates electronics is like saying whoever made the first gun is responsible for every shooting in the world.

>>729388921
are you talking about the freedom to get executed by the police for a broken taillight? or maybe the freedom of dying from preventable diseases because you cant afford the care

>>729389028
But living in California, I can afford to travel to Mexico whenever I want. Can't say the inverse about the beanscene.

>>729389099
what a fucken mess lmao.. girl got trolled so fucken hard her whole family died ahahahah

>>729388351

The last time US went to the moon was in 1972, it was a feat back then, an extremely expensive and useless feat, so unprofitable that NASA stopped doing it but now they want to do it again in 2020.

There's no scientific or business excuse to land on the moon again, why any country would want to spend so much money on that is beyond reason.

>>729384989
>Sonoran Desert
>Vizcaino Desert

>>729389191
Inadvertently yes

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>>729384762

>>729389191
>American discovered electricity
Benjamin Franklin was a British subject when he discovered electricity.

>>729389582
America dumbshit not USA!!!

>>729389025
Russia has even more nuclear weapons than the US.

>>729390024
A British subject... in America. Where he was born. Hence, American.

>>729389839
That's silly and completely sidelines the accomplishments of the individual. It's the same logic used by those who say 'Although I have achieved nothing personally with my life, I'm white and whites have achieved more great things than other races so I must be great too.'

But for Thomas Edison discovering electricity, we wouldn't have modern gadgetry. That's doesn't mean that he's the one responsible for individual inventions.

>>729390247
>he was a nationality that didn't even exist at the time

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>>729389582
>>729390062
Agreed you really are a stupid ugly faggot drink bleach

>>729385313
New Zealand is number one for freedom.

>>729389582
It says America you europoor cuck

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>>729390334
Even Jesus was a MuriKKKan.

>Ο Χριστός ανέστη

>>729385391
Hiding the bruises

>>729390229
>
I'm an American, and I don't get other Americans' eating habits. Fuck I hate when I go to a grocery story and there's a bazillion of three types of juices: orange, apple, grape. You will see Odwalla here... but it's usually three times the price for shitty juice. Oh and the bakeries...

>>729390024
He didn't discover electricity.

He did a lot of interesting research and also the discovery we all know where he proved that a lightning is in fact electricity.

>>729386001
What do you mean? You can't actually see the socket, are your entire plugs different or something? We have plugs like this in New Zealand with the Asian socket.

>>729390966
Yep, he's basically America's Da Vinci. No doubt a genius and a man of many talents. I think it's okay for Americans to be proud of him.

>>729386070

Reminded of a You tube ware a black preacher was saying

"bratha you don't want to start no race war, those whites got little girls who can shoot better than all you niggers"

then it cut to 10 mins of little white girls shooting guns

>>729386070
Jesus wtf

>>729391187

He also liked to sit around naked when the maid was in the room and say he was having his daily "Airbath"

>>729385184
That dick on the right...

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>>729386236
That shit is fun. C'mon man. BB guns are all fun.

>>729388273
He just discovered that the lightning is electrical.

But you're American I'm impressed that you can partially read.

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>>729390651
It says "you only see in America", revealing by its ungrammatical construction (only Muritards suffer from premature adverbialization) that OP means to restrict the term "America" to the United Snakes of MuriKKKa. More saguaros are found in Mexico than in the US.

>>729391483
Again, a genius. haha Benjamin Franklin also had a reserved spot at pretty much a every pew on the East Coast but never stepped inside a church if he could avoid it.

>>729391483
Is that true?

I hope so.

>>729391712
I know right? He hacked the 18th century.

>>729388536
Thank you, Vice-President Gore. I can't wait to see what else you'll invent for us.

>>729387648

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_external_debt

Do it as a percentage of gdp

>>729391712

%100 true he was a randy fellow and a heath nut

Also told a boy to go for older women (Rich Widows)

"Because in the dark all cats are grey"

>>729384762
Sure as shit hope they're being paid for that shot

>>729391514
Top kek

>>729392024
Or per capita. Obama wasn't so terrible haha

these polls
http://www.anonvote.com/poll/a544787c

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>>729388536

And thank Ada Lovelace the enchantress of Numbers

No not talking about a math teacher themed porn

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>>729391532
>premature adverbialization
True dat.

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>>729392483
Oh god... that shit's unfair.

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>>729385423
JUST

>>729392483

This taken when when Sarah was 7months pregnant with Trig and Bristol was out of school for a year with "Mono"

>>729384784
Lol he is not happy about the Xmas onesie

>>729388057

reminds me of a funny story

>african farm boy starts painting
>his paintings become very popular in africa
>they hire him to do some religious paintings in europe
>he paints Jesus' mother
>her breasts are exposed, and they are made of cow poop
>everyone offended
>they don't realize that cow poop is fertilizer
>fertilizer is the driving force of life in dead farmlands that would otherwise produce no food

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>>729385654

>>729385337
Why is it white?

>>729384762
What a happy white family with no Muslims trying to rape the women as they enjoy their coffee?

>>729393300
They painted it to hide the burn marks inflicted by the British.

>>729393426
Didn't the Canadians also have a go at it?

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>>729391532
>America meant America
Yfw you're proven wrong

>>729386001
Who has the whole pic? I have it on my old phone but the screen is smashed. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>729390367
Ayyyy WVU, fuck yeah. I went to the spring game yesterday.

>>729384784

Repressed religious family

Middle daughters will be heavy into sex and drugs in 5 years

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>>729392928
lol right?

check out her mono tits

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>>729386233
pic semi-related

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>>729394191
here she is pregnant with her 2nd (3rd) child

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>>729386325
>couldn't get pic without headphones
>Jr, someone else has this name

>>729388802
The nazis were making nukes before the usa, it was defected nazi scientists you owe the creation of your nukes too

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>>729394254

>>729386131
America owns the moon stupid.

>>729385225
This is actually a thing in Japan

>>729393598
>White House burnt in 1814
>British North America federated as Canada in 1867
We're back to whether Benjamin Franklin was British in 1759.

>>729394191

When was this taken it would have to be before her mother was first announced as the VP candidate to be part of the conspiracy

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>>729394547
>actually a thing in Japan

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>>729385781
What is it?

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>>729384762

>>729390367
>Black people
>West Virginia

>>729394709
because groceries isnt for the whole family, the wife buy it for fun

>>729385684
Not gonna lie. Per capita we look pretty weak.

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>poor people protesting because the rich pay too much taxes

>>729394694

Japan: Big food Little penises

>>729384762
If we could make smugness into a usuable energy source, this picture alone would solve our energy needs for the next 30 years.

>>729394709
The wife is buying groceries for the whole block and the husband is just buying a sword to keep the niggers out.

>>729395021
>Reading comprehension
>American

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>>729384762

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>>729393832
Then let's put hummingbirds on the list. You want to argue about hummingbirds in America?

>>729395185
and you'll always have nothing lol

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>>729384762
>only in america...

prepare your anuses for extreme clinching!!!

>>729385577

Not a toy a .22 with a 144 round Hexical magazine

"Dem white folks got little girls who can shoot better than all yous niggas"

>>729395185
I fucking love that picture.
This isn't even about taxation. But willfully being a slave is nothing to be this proud over.

>>729392386
Fuckin' Dora the explorer

>>729392386

That Dora the Explorer toy tho

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>>729386131

>>729393252
Yet that shitty army cant deal with narcos

>>729395421
Why would I do that? Hummingbirds are in America dumbshit? Pull your head out of your ass!

>>729394935
>dingleberries

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>>729395531

yes... it's what you think it is... a lifted Skyline on wagon wheels

>>729385754
why have the paved road in the first place?

>>729385579
wow she has an extra pair of boobs

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>>729395403

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>>729395813

>>729395185
So he's proud to be a literal cuck?

>>729395618
>>729395659
They keep it around to shout at it "Speak English, you're in America!"

>>729386131
your wrong fagot its Moonarica

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>>729389470
>he doesn't know what the space race was

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>>729396044

>>729396277

We need a heavy security presence this week end

no not that kind of heavy

>>729385963
Someone got triggered.

>>729392386
dora gives this pic a nice vibe

>>729392386
I really feel for these people. God-fearing, law-abiding citizens shouldn't have to live like this in America.

How could they possibly feel the blacks and Jews and whatever are responsible for their problems though? I mean shit I'm a republican and voted for trump, but THESE guys should be sucking fdr's dick and donating all their food stamps to Bernie.

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>>729395727
>(typing as slowly as possible but the reading comprehension still can't keep up)
*sigh*
So here's something else unique to the gringo landscape.

>>729386325
i roll my eyes every time i see this retarded nigger and then thank God it dead and cant breed.

>>729385534
I forgot English looks like Spanish

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>>729388939

>SF

>>729393252
Nice Russian fighter jet fag

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>>729396333
Secret plot by Hillary and Wasserman-Schulz.

>>729384762
stupid fucking idiots

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Freedom.

>>729395692
Is not the army's job to deal with drug dealers or smugglers. Stay mad though

>>729395185

>at least i ain't no field nigger

>>729388791
proper germans grill on charcoal

>>729395813
Why would you do that to a perfectly good Skyline? That guy should be thrown in jail.

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>>729393252
That plane is russian morron its a mig 29

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>>729392928

>out of school for a year with "Mono"

What does "mono" mean?

>>729388273
Enjoy that WiFi - Straya

>>729395463
>>729395597
>missing the point

I've been there like this guy, working a job before school and going to work right after, everyday I left work at 9~10 pm. I had no weekends for 2 yrs. I was poor but I got through, got my shit done and now in work only 3 days a week making $80k a year.

Hard work pays, specially when you have a goal and go out to get it. That's the whole point, you can go from making $6/hr to $30/hr if you put down the effort.

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>>729386325

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>>729389099

>>729397043

I do want the jacket

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>>729392483
>>729392928

Also her son beat up his girlfriend because of "PTSD" although he never saw combat and was only in the military for a year - not because he's just white trash.

>>729396567
>but THESE guys should be sucking fdr's dick and donating all their food stamps to Bernie.
thats the paradox of american politics

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>>729396947
>>729397412

And the tank is a Leopard A5 but you two smartasses didn't notice that.

>>729385313
/b/ BTFO

>>729397757

Mononucleosis

When you get to JHS they will bring it up in the two weeks of sex ed in PE

>>729388273
Did you know that Ben Franklin tried to tell the British how to attach lightning rods to their ships? But they were so dumb that they thought he was trying to get British ships to attract lightning and ignored his advice, thus losing more ships.

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>>729394254

Nothing is more white trash than having an uncle your age except him being a literal mongoloid too.

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>>729396567
>donating to Bernie
Yeah, that worked out real well. If he had stood up to Her Reptilian Majesty, he'd be president today. But noooooo! He had to honor his deal with her … and let Biff Tannen break the pact.

>>729395185
Gave up years
Treated like a slave
Can't see fam

Proud of it.

Should have just applied for neet bux and lived life comfy.

>>729389025
Pay more so murika dont go crazy and bomb the world? Are you fucking retard? Hope China and Rusia crush your fat ass and see how you cheeto president cry.

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>>729397876

>I was poor but I got through, got my shit done and now in work only 3 days a week making $80k a year.

Follow this link to learn about my amazing secret:

lemonparty.org.

>>729398494
And now abideth faith, hope, charity, these three; but the greatest of these is charity.
1 Corinthians 13:13

>>729398494
>the tank is a Leopard
Is that the thing Gary Johnson didn't know about?

>>729397400

Someone did something similar to a Mazda Cosmo too. There's even fewer Cosmos here in the US than Skylines.

>>729398776

Theory is / was Bistrol was out of school for "mono" because she was really pregnant and the pictures from that time she has a tummy bulge ware as her mother who claimed to be pregnant was still thin up to 8 months. Then Sarah claims her water broke in Texas and she took a plane back to Alaska then drove two hours to her home town to have the baby

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>>729384989

>>729384762
Happy families?

>>729393426
I would call em canadians but close enough

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>>729399339

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>>729398598

>When you get to JHS they will bring it up in the two weeks of sex ed in PE

I'm 35 and got a M.Eng. but am simply not a native English speaker, you dumb shit.

>>729395185
This motherfucker looks like my cousin,and the story seems about the same too. Is that you mark?

>>729385903
That's a nice building

>>729395531
how does it even turn?

>>729384784
Pull out game weak

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>>729399774

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>>729386115
The hair is still more disturbing than the face.

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>>729398598
>>729399815

>Mononucleosis

Btw, I just looked up what that is and I had it when I was 17. Kissed the wrong bitch. My whole was white because of the puss. Could hardly swallow the pills.

Though I had it during the two weeks of east holidays and didn't miss school because of it but was excused from PE for 6 weeks.

>>729385654
>v + coruba
nah thats europe. i would suggest those are east germans. nearly as dumb as amerifats

>>729386075
That's elsewhere too. Seen something like that in Switzerland.

>>72938958
The Sonoran desert is in Arizona (partly).

>>729400158
>Though I had it during the two weeks of east holidays and didn't miss school because of it but was excused from PE for 6 weeks.

Because you were not pregnant with Sarah Palins baby

>>729385684
thats nice but how does the average joe benefit from this?

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>>729400710
Ņ̷̨̧̻̖̗̻͇̝͛ͤ̃͛̊́ͬͩ͊̔͘ ̵̡̖͎̝͚͎̫̩͎͚̠͎͇͕͔̾̇̃͂ͣ͊ͣ̓̒̔͠I͕͎̥̲̠̰̋ͨ̃͛̔̑̚͟͠ ̧͓̰̮̺͌ͬͤͬ̆̑̃ͯ̍̔̾͂̄̾̓͟͞C̡̈ͤ̇ͦ̆͏̦̱͈ ̵̢̺̘̮̟̳̼̭̿̇ͣ̓ͨ̈͛̇ͭ͛ͮͨ̑ͫ̑͂̓̀͟͞Ȩ͚͈̠̞͕͇͔͙̲̀ͪ̃̔ͭ ̵̨͉̳̱̟̰͍͋̎ͧ̒̎̾ͩ̓̈̈͛̓̋̅͟͜͠ͅ ̶̢̖̥̗̬ͫ̓ͭ͗͘͟F̢̨̡̦̤͎͈̗͈̠͓̋̏ͫ̔̏ͭ͌̂̊̀ ̾͆͛̈́̽͑ͧ͛͒̀ͮ͐̈̌͛ͦ͏̶̸̦̰͚̭͖͖͕͔̟̜̣̯͔͝ͅͅE̶̵̦͙̞̥̪ͭͦ̀̎̄̓ͣ̽͒͜͠ ̸̢̮͖͓̦̻̰͔͍̠̒̈́̂̂̔̂̈́͊̋͒͜͠͝ͅĘ̬̺̳̟̳̜̮̺̗͈͚̲͉̰͓ͯͨͩͧ̓͋̐̕͟͜ ̵͇̤̗̲̱̦͉̥͉͚̙̻̝̯̹̗͈̱̬ͪ̀ͯ͋ͬ̐ͧͯ̈͊͛͘͠͡T̵̩̫̳͇̻̑̒͊ͮ̃̽̑̽ͭ̔̐͒̈ͮ̃̂̎̕

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>>729399817

>This motherfucker looks like my cousin,and the story seems about the same too. Is that you mark?

Tell us about him. Was he dishonorably discharged? Because that guys story is bullshit.

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only im murrica...

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>>729393037
When folks in Tijuana visit San Diego, their families ask them to bring back some Taco Bell. A non-alternative fact!

Ņ̷̨̧̻̖̗̻͇̝͛ͤ̃͛̊́ͬͩ͊̔͘ ̵̡̖͎̝͚͎̫̩͎͚̠͎͇͕͔̾̇̃͂ͣ͊ͣ̓̒̔͠I͕͎̥̲̠̰̋ͨ̃͛̔̑̚͟͠ ̧͓̰̮̺͌ͬͤͬ̆̑̃ͯ̍̔̾͂̄̾̓͟͞C̡̈ͤ̇ͦ̆͏̦̱͈ ̵̢̺̘̮̟̳̼̭̿̇ͣ̓ͨ̈͛̇ͭ͛ͮͨ̑ͫ̑͂̓̀͟͞Ȩ͚͈̠̞͕͇͔͙̲̀ͪ̃̔ͭ ̵̨͉̳̱̟̰͍͋̎ͧ̒̎̾ͩ̓̈̈͛̓̋̅͟͜͠ͅ ̶̢̖̥̗̬ͫ̓ͭ͗͘͟F̢̨̡̦̤͎͈̗͈̠͓̋̏ͫ̔̏ͭ͌̂̊̀ ̾͆͛̈́̽͑ͧ͛͒̀ͮ͐̈̌͛ͦ͏̶̸̦̰͚̭͖͖͕͔̟̜̣̯͔͝ͅͅE̶̵̦͙̞̥̪ͭͦ̀̎̄̓ͣ̽͒͜͠ ̸̢̮͖͓̦̻̰͔͍̠̒̈́̂̂̔̂̈́͊̋͒͜͠͝ͅĘ̬̺̳̟̳̜̮̺̗͈͚̲͉̰͓ͯͨͩͧ̓͋̐̕͟͜ ̵͇̤̗̲̱̦͉̥͉͚̙̻̝̯̹̗͈̱̬ͪ̀ͯ͋ͬ̐ͧͯ̈͊͛͘͠͡

Ņ̷̨̧̻̖̗̻͇̝͛ͤ̃͛̊́ͬͩ͊̔͘ ̵̡̖͎̝͚͎̫̩͎͚̠͎͇͕͔̾̇̃͂ͣ͊ͣ̓̒̔͠I͕͎̥̲̠̰̋ͨ̃͛̔̑̚͟͠ ̧͓̰̮̺͌ͬͤͬ̆̑̃ͯ̍̔̾͂̄̾̓͟͞C̡̈ͤ̇ͦ̆͏̦̱͈ ̵̢̺̘̮̟̳̼̭̿̇ͣ̓ͨ̈͛̇ͭ͛ͮͨ̑ͫ̑͂̓̀͟͞Ȩ͚͈̠̞͕͇͔͙̲̀ͪ̃̔ͭ ͋̎ͧ̒̎̾ͩ
Ņ̷̨̧̻̖̗̻͇̝͛ͤ̃͛̊́ͬͩ͊̔͘ ̵̡̖͎̝͚͎̫̩͎͚̠͎͇͕͔̾̇̃͂ͣ͊ͣ̓̒̔͠I͕͎̥̲̠̰̋ͨ̃͛̔̑̚͟͠ ̧͓̰̮̺͌ͬͤͬ̆̑̃ͯ̍̔̾͂̄̾̓͟͞C̡̈ͤ̇ͦ̆͏̦̱͈ ̵̢̺̘̮̟̳̼̭̿̇ͣ̓ͨ̈͛̇ͭ͛ͮͨ̑ͫ̑͂̓̀͟͞Ȩ͚͈̠̞͕͇͔͙̲̀ͪ̃̔ͭ ̵̨͉̳̱̟̰͍͋̎ͧ̒̎̾ͩ̓̈̈͛̓̋̅͟͜͠ͅ ̶̢̖̥̗̬ͫ̓ͭ͗͘͟F̢̨̡̦̤͎͈̗͈̠͓̋̏ͫ̔̏ͭ͌̂̊̀ ̾͆͛̈́̽͑ͧ͛͒̀ͮ͐̈̌͛ͦ͏̶̸̦̰͚̭͖͖͕͔̟̜̣̯͔͝ͅͅ

>>729385788

No they are jealous the dad had sex at least three more times then they did

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>>729399815
anti steal device in amerikkka

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>>729387655

>ITT: americans justifying themselves

You're right, we don't have to and it's always been immensely apparent to me that the rest of the world colludes in it's impotent jealousy of America. The constant string of accusations of not being able to do things no nation has done or of doing things every other nation has done when it was in a similar position make this exceptionally apparent.

Like an American will sit there and listen to a Briton or German call him an imperialist, a Russian make fun of his country's infrastructure, a Chinese call him an authoritarian, a Frenchman call him a coward, a Turk call him dumb, a Serb accuse him of genocide...and whatever other painfully ironic crap you can think up. It's almost always that direct projection, whatever they have done wrong in history they will accuse the US of because projective identification is a psychological defense mechanism.

>>729399642
Is that a sand cat?

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>>729384762

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There's a reason for that. The Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo cut right through it.

>>729400665

That must have been a sexy desert for the image to be removed

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>>729385684
>being this upset
>the Olympics.
>can't take a joke because its about his country.

Pic related its you brah

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I'm surprised nobody posted this

>>729401212
Desert post-turtle.

>>729385313
>>729386305
>>729387890

>USA
>free

Sometimes, I wish I was this ignorant.
Then I'd be happier.

>>729392483
>Bristol
>naming your child after a city in England
I really do hate Americans. Fuck you all and your gay, fucking names.

>>729401624
It doesn't look like a turtle tho

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>>729401447

>>729401447
Kerosin cant melt steel

>>729393387
>coffee

European-style coffee, or expresso as I believe they call it, is not real coffee. It's coffee flavored bullshit fit only for Europeans/faggots. All these so-called coffee shops should be burnt to the ground, and all the hippie beatnik liberals sent down to the unemployment office to look for jobs.

>>729402303
Solid bait, made me lol

>>729392483
I live in that town and recognize where they took the picture. The white building with the blue trim on the bottom right is a liqueur store, Thibidous I think is it's name. The building on the left with the blue roof is called the Zach Gordon youth center. Across the Channel is Douglas Island.

Everyone in Alaska considers Sarah Palin to be a joke/laughing stock of the state.

>>729390098
>I have three matches
>You have five
>We're both waist-deep in gasoline