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disappointed yet aroused dad thread
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I heard of a source down far in the East
Forbidden of course but all to the least
And I heard of a spring from someone who drank
Holes in my mind I forgot who to thank
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Wash my hands clean my tie
I don't want to go to hell anymore
My dad was a bear my mom was a skunk
My brother exploded the thoughts that he thunk
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We came from a hill where all we could see
Was the routes and the eyes that were all closed to me
Anything can end suddenly
Still I want some love for me
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oh fool, my old friend

you still never cease in your journeys of art and enlightenment I see

how are you?
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Happy easter everyone~

Don't try anything funny with the bunny suits today
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and image
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There's a side of me that wants to break down and get a real fursuit, problem is every other fursuiter I've met thus far has been insane. They can be lots of fun though.
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No light, only guilt and regret. I am ill, I had a nightmare last night. How are you? Expect a package soon from me for your tenant. Also, you never sent me a picture of where the drawing is hanging.
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>>729375331
Do it. You only live once, and all that. We jerk off to gay cartoon animals, insanity standards are a bit variable.
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any melb furs want a murrsuit dick hmu? <3 <3
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>>729375428
first off, this shit is gay af and you should kill yourself.
also, why does he think hes liking it if he can clearly see what hes doing?
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>>729375615

licking what? I see no licking? what are you on about...
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>>729375494
I want to burn murrsuits.

Honestly acting like a autist in what equates to a high school mascot costume reject is bad enough. Adding sex into the mix is no on so many levels.
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Jesus died so I wouldn't have to kill myself
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I'll say goodbye before we meet
I'll have to say goodbye before we meet
It's not who I am It's who I'll never be
I'll have to throw out the mirror and head into the trees
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>>729375666
nice trips but kill yourself please
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>>729375811
your opinion and I respect that. I was in the same boat until I tried it.

Zebra dick is pretty good tho. You should post moar
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>>729375940
Honestly considering it because now that I've head the phrase "shoot your goo, my dude" my life is complete.
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And if the world were more beautiful then you would be
If the world were more beautiful then you would be
So I'll say goodbye before we meet
I'll have to say goodby before we meet
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And the times are not changing fast enough to be
Everything to everyone I need to be
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It's too early to be doing karaoke
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>>729376205

Says whom?
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Not sure if the guy I talked to yesterday whilst drunk is there but if so I wanted to say that you are cool and you should stay that way.
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>>729376251
Me.
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>>729376285

admittedly not me but I'm drunk so <3
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If Bonnie 'Prince' Billy isn't up your alley then how about Jesse Sykes and the Sweet Hereafter?
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>>729376324

I mean you could sing karaoke on my penis if you like?

In all seriousness, I've never tried karaoke but I'd like to.
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Dream the birds of Passerine
Night calls past every day serene
You're free the muck caught in the mire
Born of light, but still born of desire
Of light, but still born of desire
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Some, some they get away
Others they find the will to stay
Some thrive but are left unsatisfied
The world won't let you go, no the world won't let you go
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>>729375944
The costumes are cartoonish and dumb. Much rather see people make a solid effort at creating anthro costumes. Proper fitting instead of baggy nonsense. No more bobble heads, combination of mask and prosthetics maybe. In the many years I've watched this fandom I've seen no effort to attempt a more realistic costume.
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>>729376445
I mean, there might be teeth involved at that point.
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The world won't let you go, no the world won't let you go
The world won't let you go, no the world won't let you go
And still we had to cry
For the space you occupied
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>>729376747

Teeth are good imo. I don't understand the hate.
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>>729376678
This porn just isn't doing it for me
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Dev. I need a new tum pic.
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>>729376734

I understand your point. If I'm looking at an adorable big-headed cutie pie while I'm trying to get off. The more realistic the better.

Unfortunately I'm one of those toony fucks. Give good head tho
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Wassup my animal friends?
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We used to be free like birds over water
Small mystery lost and forgotten
But you kissed the moon as I hugged the sea
Trouble something that falls down on me
They fall down on me

>>729376881
Then go elsewhere.
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>>729376940

Trying to find penis to suck.

You?
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>>729376799
Looks like it farted a pink cloud
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>>729377053
I love you. Post more please <3 <3 <3
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>>729376912
I mean I'm one to talk. My sona is a satyr. Exceptionally easy to pull off compared to some if I wanted a realistic suit. Some custom shoes and hairy leggings and I'm 80% done
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>>729377033
Trying to fight a hangover, I think you might have it easier
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Drifting back in to the slick again
We used to be free like birds over water
But you kissed the moon as I hugged the sea
Trouble something that falls down on me
They fall down on me
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>>729377158
This part is about taking the D ballz deep right?
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>>729377153

Yeah - hangover is me in about 10 hours. What's your beverage of choice?

>>729377103

I know what you mean. Only reason I'm so popular in my suit is I'm confident with the anonymity of it all, makes it easier to perform.
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But you kissed the moon as I hugged the sea
Trouble something that falls down on me
They fall down on me
They fall down on me
They fall down on me
They fall down on me

>>729377241
No.
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>>729377284

UNF <3
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>>729377291
Whiskey mostly, a bit too much last night.
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>>729377434
(you)
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>>729377434
I'm not the spammer but NICE IRONIC XD YOU GOT THERE GUY
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>>729377305
>They fall down on me
>They fall down on me
>They fall down on me
Ok this is definitely someone getting their ass rammed.
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>>729377493
HAHA NICE MEME XD
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>>729377488

I know them feels. Been drinking wine alone tonight.
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>>729377551
check these dubs mate
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My heart knows it needs protection while it grows
Somebody show me a place I can go where loves around
A trip to the ocean I just need to get far from town
There's no way around this, there's no way around this
Troubled soul
>>729377434
Neat.
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>>729376907
What?
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>>729377617
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>>729377503
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Now you're gone and I stand I stand between time
Somebody show me a place I go where loves around
A trip to the ocean just need to get far from town
There's no way around this, there's no way around this
There's no way around this
Troubled soul

>>729377524
No.
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>>729377682
Oh I read that as turn
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>>729377704

stealing this meme template thanks
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>>729377610
I'm not certain but the author is either Stephanie Mayer, Dr Seuss, or Dwayne Johnson?
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>>729377768
I have no joke to make of this.
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Somebody show me a place I can go where loves around
A trip to the ocean I just need to get far from town
There's no way around this, there's no way around this
There's no way around this troubled soul
There's now way around this, there's no way around this
There's no way around this troubled soul

>>729377837
I believe that all songs were written by either Ms. Sykes or Mr. Wandscher.
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>>729377873
Go hug a bunny instead.
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>>729378074
I have to study the menu for the place I'm going to serve at though.
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Pretty thing I've got you
Right where I used to be
We ride across this city
Starting fires recklessly

>>729378172
Just write down that every person wants a hamburger.
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>>729378015
Dj sikes or olivander you say?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWIsqnYuzws
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>>729378172
Just recommend the onion rings to everyone.
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And everything is closing
But tonight we'll stay awhile
And if this darkness lingers
I'll fall to you just like a child
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>>729375399
another package? more foster children? do you have nightmares about them? fear not they are safe still.

As for the picture well, I'm bad about pictures into my real world.
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>>729378378
WE DONT SERVER THEM THOUGH

>>729378314
I GET MOCKED FOR ORDERING THIS WHEN I GO
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>>729377873
hardcore rattata BDSM porn?

interesting
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>>729378527
What do you serve?
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>>729378538
Don't forget the inflation stuff.

All cannon pics btw.

>>729378577
Tacos.
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>>729377785
I steal as many meme templates as I want xD ;P
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And pretty thing I've got you
Right where this trouble lands
With reckless burning
I have been charged again

>>729378348
I don't know what that is.

>>729378416
Yes, another package for your new tenant. He said he was living with you again so send it there. Maybe he isn't but you'll know where to forward it if necessary. My nightmares aren't about them, no.

I'm aware, but still a promise is a promise.

>>729378527
Mexican joint? Everyone wants a torta.
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>>729378348
WTF happened to my image?! I don't have any dumb cunts like that on my comp
I where did the image come from?

Test image
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>>729378618
Fine. Everyone gets extra jalapenos and queso.
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>>729378646
Ok can someone explain how this
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Became this:
>>729378348
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>>729378644
I'll server them only that.

>>729378692
The white people will die if I give them anything spicier than mayonnaise.
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Pretty thing I've got you
Right I used to be
We ride across this city
Starting fires recklessly

>>729378646
Image swap, happens sometimes.
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just don't fall asleep inbetween orders and you'll do fine
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>>729378782
Browsed this site for years and never had that
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>>729378847
I don't sleep that much.
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>>729378778
As a white guy who loves spicy food, I find this insulting. If I don't have snot pouring from my sinuses it's not a good meal.
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Goodnight Irene
Goodnight Irene
Goodnight Irene
Goodnight Irene
Goodnight Irene

>>729378778
It'll be the best, and if confronted say, "No habla Espanol" even if they talk in English.

>>729378855
It happens infrequently, but still happens.
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>>729378847
>>729378903
I think these are related.
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>>729379002
Likewise. Habeneros are a staple vegetable
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Doralee, there is water in the basement
Saturday, you'll be sleeping in the trees
Gone are the weeds that you tended to like children
Gone are the days and the distance between
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WHY ARE YOU ΗERE? DON'T YOU HAVE A JOB?
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Doralee, there is gravel in your bathrub
The fish swam free looking for their ocean moon
You once loved a man whose heart was big and open
Said he could see the beauty in us all
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>>729379002
Ew!

>>729379010
I'll just pretend I don't understand their southern speak.
They always mock me for calling soft drinks pop.
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>>729379156
>go to thai restaurant
>order thai hot
>sir are you sure is really spicy

DO I LOOK LIKE A BITCH? Don't answer that.
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>>729379275
Soda
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Doralee, there are flies among the dead now
The fish swam free looking for their ocean moon
You once loved a man whose heart was big and open
Said he could see the beauty in us all
He said he could see the beauty in us all

>>729379275
Alabama speak is just people opening their mouths really wide.
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>>729379275
>They always mock me for calling soft drinks pop.

>soft drinks
>pop

It's cola, coke, or soda. Don't come at us with that shit.
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once again I am too close to the situation to discuss this without judgement
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>>729379475
Fuck all of you. The North won the war. I'm calling it pop. You can't stop me.
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I feel so attacked now.
I am literally shaking.
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>>729379569
REEEEEEEE. I'm going to water board you with coke.
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>>729379475
Coke/cola is never ok unless referring to the one true Coca Cola
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>>729379608
shake this dick
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You picked me up, you dried me off
You were hopelessly devoted to my darkest hour
I knew I broke every rule just so I'd be close to you
And I was just your passenger
Hoping you wouldn't see the sign
Funeral parking only
And if the rain would settle down well maybe we will catch a glimpse
Of this troubled town
It's not hard to forgive when you're holding back a river of drowning
Weill it's not hard to forgive when you're holding back a river of drowning
It's not hard to forgive when you're holding back a river of drowning
Well it's not hard to forgive when you're holding back a river of drowning

>>729379732
What about RC Cola? Or Shasta Cola? Or any of the other off brand colas?
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>>729379732
Kola > Cola
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toast, bread, and sugar on top is not a part of a complete breakfast
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>>729379682
>coke
Don't you dare sully my perfect skin with that dirty cola water.

Pepsi is my only grace.

>>729379830
Bring it on over, slut muffin.
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>>729380082
STOP JUDGING ME
I ATE A STEAK LAST NIGHT
I AM ENTITLED TO THIS
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>>729380082
My breakfast is composed of room temperature water from the tap and several cigarettes.
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>>729379902
>>729379945
That's like trying to sell a Rolex with a made in China sticker. Counterfeit cola is no substitute
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>>729380110
>Pepsi is my only grace.
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Isn't toast just bread that's gone through hell?

>>729380186
Not all colas are Coke, but all Coke is cola.
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>>729380224
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>>729380165
marinading the thing for less than an hour was almost too much flavor for you, hush

maybe if I could force feed you nothing but steak and salad and whip your ass into shape you could start making the big tip money on a pole
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>>729377284
how'd they get a dog in that costume?
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>>729380422
>Force feeding me
Oh daddy.
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HOLY FUCK MY NIGGA POETRYFAG!
Was up my dude?
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>>729380576
Not sure if you're serious or just shitposting but that's a wearable canine-dildo. They have a nice internal texture so if actually feels great when fucking someone with it
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Everything is free now
That's what they say
Everything I ever done
Gonna give it away
Some would hit the big score
They figured it out
And we're gonna do it anyway
Even if it doesn't pay
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>>729380700
he is properly known as "the fool"

and no I'm not being mean, it's Shakespearean
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>>729376285
Shame that he's not there, hopefully the message will reach him. He was really nice.
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>>729380387
This is criminal.
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I can get a tip jar
Gas up the car
Try to make a little change
Down at the bar
Or I can get a straight job
I done it before
Never mind working hard
It's who I'm working for
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>>729380989
Do you jack off to yiff or do you come here to enlighten, or both?
[spoiler]Asking out of curiosity because a poetsavy furry bf would be hot af[/spoiler]
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>>729381171
c r i n g e
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time to practice Turf War in Splatoon to my favorite Happy Hardcore album

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgJmn4RKas8

piece niggers
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Everything is free now
That's what they say
Everything I ever done
Gonna give it away
Some would hit the big score
They figured it out
And we're gonna do it anyway
Even if it doesn't pay

Everyday I wake up
Humming a song
But I don't need to run around
I just stay at home
And sing a little love song
My love and myself
If there's something that you want to hear
Fucking sing it yourself

Everything is free now
That's what they said
No one's got to listen to
The words in my head
Some would hit the big score
I figured it out
And I'm gonna do it anyway
Even if it doesn't pay

>>729381171
I don't enlighten. I don't do anything.
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>>729380700
Is that me you mean?
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>>729380686
hawt
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>>729381419
Yeah, hows your day been?
>>
>>729381333
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=merSR-CNzRg
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>>729381532
>>729381425
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>>729375331
Fucking loser faggot
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Oh I dream a highway back to you love
A winding ribbon with a band of gold
A silver vision come and rest my soul
I dream a highway back to you
John he's kicking out the footlights
The Grand Ole Opry's got a brand new band
Lord let me die with a hammer in my hand
And I dream a highway back to you

>>729381566
It has been the same as any other day. There is some metal that I need to pick up and I need to get food for my arachnids.
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>>729381821
bullshit
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>>729374570
Is he drinking Heineken?
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my newest fetish is getting on my knees and gagging on some furry cock

I don't want to wear a fursuit, I want to be a human slave boy gagging on some cock for a fursuited dude

how can I find this? not having much luck here
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I think I'll move down into Memphis
And thank the hatchet man who forked my tongue
I lie and wait until the wagons come
And dream a highway back to you
The getaway kickin' up cinders
An empty wagon full of rattling bones
Moon in the mirror on a three hour Jones
I dream of a highway back to you
>>
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Oh I dream a highway back to you love
A winding ribbon with a band of gold
A silver vision come and rest my soul
I dream a highway back to you
Which lover are you, Jack of Diamonds?
Now you be Emmylou and I'll be Gram
I'll send a letter don't know who I am
I dream a highway back to you
>>
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I'm an indisguisable shade of twilight
Any second now I'm gonna turn myself on
In the blue display of the cool cathode ray
I dream a highway back to you
I wish you knew me, Jack of Diamonds
Fire riding, wheeling when I lead 'em up
Drank whiskey with my water, sugar with my tea
My sails in rags with the staggers and the jags
I dream a highway back to you
>>
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Oh I dream a highway back to you love
A winding ribbon with a band of gold
A silver vision come molest my soul
I dream a highway back to you
>>
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>>729382086
please anyone advise me on how to find furries to fuck my throat

I live in Pittsburgh btw
>>
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Now give me some of what you're having
I'll take you as a viper into my head
A knife into my bed, arsenic when I'm fed
And I dream a highway back to you
Hang overhead from all directions
Radiation from the porcelain light
Blind and blistered by the morning white
I dream a highway back to you
>>
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>>729383581
>>
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>>729383237
>>729383237
i'm becoming obsessed with this idea
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>>729383651
I will touch tail today

I am in a tail touching mood
>>
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>>729383775
how wonderful.
Feeling good today then?
>>
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>>729383838
very much so

I've made everyone else fuck off and I'm going to spend the day listening to my vinyl records of 90s and 00s UK hardcore
>>
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Sunday morning at the diner
Hollywood trembles on the verge of tears
I watched the waitress for a thousand years
Saw a wheel inside a wheel, heard a call within a call
And I dreamed a highway back to you
>>
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>>729383923
Sounds nice, my day will consist of forcing myself to do math homework. The tail touch helped.
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Oh I dreamed a highway back to you love
A winding ribbon with a band of gold
A silver vision come to rest my soul
I dreamed a highway back to you
>>
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Step into the light, poor Lazarus
Don't lie alone behind the window shade
Let me see the mark death made
And I dreamed a highway back to you
I dreamed a highway back to you
What will sustain us through the winter?
Where did last year's lessons go?
Walk me out into the rain and snow
I dreamed a highway back to you
>>
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Oh I dreamed a highway back to you love
A winding ribbon with a band of gold
A silver vision come to bless my soul
I dream a highway back to you
Oh I dreamed a highway back to you love
A winding ribbon with a band of gold
A silver vision come to bless my soul
I dream a highway back to you
>>
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>>729383775
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>>729383237
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>>729384680
! what site is that
>>
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>>729384494
Don't be jealous.
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>>729384901
>https://furrymap.net/
try this
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Ausfags should come to rats tonight and we can wave at each other from a distance.

>>729385555
Quads tho.
>>
poofy tails
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I am glad that none of you people will ever be in the same city as I am. Or at any rate the ones that know what I look like and where I live will never even be within the same state.
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why are you glad for being a hermit? humans need social interaction
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The internet is all the social interaction you need.
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>>729386688
that would be like putting an elephant in a cage and saying the circus gives it all the exercise it needs
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I interact with normal people, with my friends and family.
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>>729386826
It can do situps and pushups in its cage.
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>>729382606
Email me.
Lurkinganon mail com
>>
What is hanging with real people like?
>>
>>729387013
[email protected]?
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>>729387155
Terrible.
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>>729387202
Yeah.
Not supposed to post it though.
>>
>>729387526
new thread
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