Ask a 34 year old kissless virgin anything.

Female or Male?

>>729373015

Male of course.

Are you fit, and what's your dick size?

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>>729373137

I'm averagely fit (pic related). My dick size is 16 cm when erect.

>>729373268

ur hot lol I'd have sex with u but unfortunately I dont think u're a homo

>>729373268
Mine's 10 cm when erect. And I'm averagely fit as well. I'm 6'4 though, so Ive got that going for me. Also the reason why I don't think dicksize is related to height.

>>729373394

I'm not. Sorry bro.

>>729373428

Was there ever the hypothesis that dicksize is related to height?

>>729372914
Ever thought about going with a prostitute?

>>729373268
Post that pick on Craigslist comb through the dudes and I bet you'll find a girl to fuck

>>729372914
So what's your story? Too much porn? Never leaving the house? Too beta to be able to talk to girls normally even when you get the chance?

>>729373562

Yes. But I have moral objections when it comes to cheap prostitutes and I am too poor for an escort.

>>729373585

I used to have a pic like that on Tinder. Didn't help at all.

>>729373783
>Too beta to be able to talk to girls normally even when you get the chance?

This.

>>729373785
Craigslist is not tinder. On craigslist you are going to post asking for sex

Wanna learn how to talk to girls?

Go clubbing, go outside, go to a bar. People become easier to talk to when they're drunk. (NO, don't fuck a drunk-out-of-their-mind chick, that's not cool)

Straight up go out during the weekends. You don't have to drink anything to have a good time.

>>729374016
>Go clubbing, go outside, go to a bar. People become easier to talk to when they're drunk.

That's true. But I don't become less retarded when drunk.

>You don't have to drink anything to have a good time.

I do bro, I do.

>>729373840
So how often do you get the chance? Read some books on self improvement, psychology and shit.

One part of the reason you're as messed up as I was years ago is because of all the bullshit you've learned, mostly unconsciously. You need to get rid of all those fucked up believes and habitual behaviors, become more present and self aware while also stopping to beat yourself up over everything and always focussing on not messing things up. Cause that's how you mess up.

The other part is just practice. The more you spend time around people the more your social skills improve and the more comfortable you get. But you really need to combine this with learning how to do things the right or a better way, otherwise you'll just end up doing what everyone else around you is doing, which really isn't that great either.

>>729372914
Dude find any large woman make friends get booty. It's all pink inside

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>just go out and meet lots of grills

>>729374679
>So how often do you get the chance?

What do you define as chance?

>>729374679
The opportunity to interact with girls and other people. You might just as well be a shut in who never leaves the house for all I know, which would make it difficult to get any practice. But you could still focus on the other stuff and unfuck your brain.

>>729374744

OP here. Nothing of that ever happened to me.

>>729375190

OP here. No, I had lots of opportunities to interact with women.

>>729372914
try tinder
that pic of you is enough to get them cum dumpsters rolling in.
Nothing to lose, you're behind a screen. You won't even hook up with anyone until you talk to them but thats easy too, just make shit up, be yourself, you're behind a screen remember?
some chicks just want sex and sometimes even mention it in the bio so swipe right on those. If you never want to see them again, don't give them any contact info or delete the app. Simple. No need to be nervous either, if she comes over to fuck then its like getting a hooker but for free, so just slide it in even if you cum within seconds at least you'll have that. Then just let that bitch go, its not like you're gonna see her again (unless you swiped in your local area, then be careful)

>>729375596
>try tinder
>that pic of you is enough to get them cum dumpsters rolling in.

see >>729373785. Women were not impressed.

36 female. Based on that picture, I'd fuck you in a heartbeat. If you're not comfortable clubbing or tindering, get yourself a hobby that puts you in contact with whichever gender floats your boat.

Swimming, yoga, treasure hunting, film clubs. Or come to London and I'll fuck you.

>>729375826
did that pic have a face in it unlike the one you posted here? I can't just imagine what you look like, u a butterface? if so it might be it, try posting the pic without face and another with just your face from an angle that makes you look good. Might use some trickery to get laid but hey, its not like the girls are honest either with their make up and angled pics with filters

>>729376056

OP here. My hobbies are climbing/bouldering, running, cycling, cooking, reading. Currently doing a yoga course. Unfortunately, being around people doesn't make you more socially attractive. And women are unfortunately not superficial enough to just fuck me because of my body.

>>729376298
BS; I'd fuck you because of your body. Plenty of other women would too. If the issue is you can't talk to women, that's simply a case of practice or finding others who are similarly introvert. Plenty of those around too.

Try Craigslist.

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>>729376186

Didn't have a face in it. Face pic is attached though. I would say I am average looking. Plain 5/10

>>729376556
Jesus, I don't know why you're not getting it. I'd be very happy if my husband - same age as you - was half as well put together. Where are you from?

tbh if you posted on craigslist with the bodypic and openly admitted your situation, some, if not many girls would hit you up just to experience taking the virginity from a grown up man

>>729376556
it didn't? well girls are incredibly picky on tinder so they want every pic of you to be clear and show them how hot you are, if you hide something they will get suspicious and won't swipe.
was the face pic good quality? right angle and that? lighting can make an incredible difference. Just try to 'sell yourself', don't just add pics because you have to. Make sure their your best. Most people look better irl so if you were to meet up then she'd like you anyway.

>>729376826
>Where are you from?

Germany.

>>729376836

I might try that. But I don't even know if people use craigslist in Germany.

>>729376892

Photos were not professional and pretty random actually.

If you're ever in London, and you'd fuck a married woman, give me some deets

>>729373268
Easy 8/10 man just get out there and you'll be fine as long as you're not a spaghetti boy

>>729377419
What does that mean?

>>729377504
You look good and all, but that doesn't mean you're not an awkward as fuck homotron

>>729377419

OP here. I am a walking pasta dispenser.

Here's the thing.

You have to talk to women. You have to actually initiate conversation. I'm a dude, but if any person I know just starts talking to me, I'm fine with that. It can be about anything, something funny that happened to them, how they're enjoying themselves, what they think about tonight out (is it crowded, have they been dancing, etc), I would never think it's "weird" if anyone spoke normally to me.

So that's the key right there. I'm sure you know some people, have some friends to go out with, or maybe even alone. Just go out, if you find someone you like, grow a pair and start a conversation.

3% of times women will be the conversation starter if you're REALLY hot, even if they don't know you.

But YOU have to start conversations. You also have to accept denial.

Be happy that you've got a decently big dick, that's gonna be a very big plug..... if you ever you know, talk to women at all. ever.


No seriously, I'm not kidding, go to places with others and women and what not, and actually be social, start conversations, I know it's hard, but it's much easier if you do it a few times. The first 2-3 times are the worst, but after that talking to people is usually not a problem.


START. CONVERSATIONS. And if you are SO hopeless that you CAN'T converse normally, just be PART of conversations. Sit around conversations, say what you think in a normal way, just practice, you know?

>>729379114

Starting conversations is easy. A simple "Hi" is enough. The problem is keeping conversations going. I don't have any funny stories to tell, I am neither funny, nor eloquent, witty or charming.

>>729372914
hey. I want to ask why?

>>729372914
Why haven't you been like Elliot Rodger and killed people yet???

>>729379578
Cuz he dont talk 2 people wen he gets da chans
an he dont talk enough to people 2 know how 2 talk 2 people

>>729379707
Well I think unlike Elliot Rodger he realizes that your own problems are usually not every other person in the entire world's fault, it's usually their own fault.

>>729379780

The second one.

>>729379904

True.

C'mon faggots.

does anyone have tips on how to keep conversations going? same problem here

>>729372914
Would you ever suck a log of shit out of andy sixx's asshole?

I'd fuck you

>>729382078

Thanks bro.

What's your occupation?

>>729375826
Bc everyone pretends to want a nice guy. So i put nice guy photos on it and fucked a bitch yesterday. Tinder is great fun, fucking easy.

>>729382805

>>729382805

Supermarket clerk atm. Molecular biologist by training.

Dubs I an hero

>>729383191
Rerolling, I'm done anyway

>>729382981

What the fuck does that even mean?

>>729383140
>Molecular biologist by training.

I'm going to assume the job search for that didn't go well. If you were you would be drowning in pussy. And don't have any moral objections to cheap whores. Better than nothing.

>>729383213
Bump for interest, do it faggot

>>729383261
Install Tinder - > ? - > fuck bitches

>>729376556
Man go to Spain with your face in tinder or go to a nightclub, you will get laid in less than a week

>>729383390
Not OP but I don't have a car or a job which why I hesitate with Tinder. But would swipe right for any bitch if they're just dtf without a relationship.

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>>729374744

>>729383390

Yeah. The ? is what I am interested in.

>>729383445

I was in Benidorm half a decade ago. Not a chance.

pic of dick?

And mein Deutsch freund, prostitution is legal in Germany I believe. You have actual brothels. No excuse to be a fucking virgin if you have a job and don't waste money on things.

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>>729384102

Bait

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>>729384249
Dude you must be like a complete wreck when it comes to interaction with chicks. Everything physical you have nailed, what's a typical conversation with a chick like for you?

And what kind of job do you have? Most of my hookups and relationships came from classmates or co coworkers.

>>729372914
why is that a .gif

>>729384505

I fucking wish it was.

>>729384522
>Dude you must be like a complete wreck when it comes to interaction with chicks. Everything physical you have nailed, what's a typical conversation with a chick like for you?

Introducing myself, asking her questions about her interests and shit, getting asked shit about myself, awkward silence after 5 - 10 minutes.

>And what kind of job do you have? Most of my hookups and relationships came from classmates or co coworkers.

Currently working in a supermarket while trying to find a job with my degree.

>>729384547

Beats me.

>>729384249
hard?

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>>729384995
Are you funny? Do you come on too strong?

Try to talk about things other than her and yourself. I feel like my best conversations are just making them laugh and talking about things around, the environment

>>729384995
you r depressing me.
Dont be ashame of failing

>>729385262
>Are you funny?

Big no.

>>729372914
How many empires have you toppled with your newfound wizard powers?

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>>729385341
Daaaaamn thats a killer man, I'm not super attractive but I do decent enough with chicks cause I have a good sense of humor. Your pretty attractive so even a few chuckles and you should be good.

>>729372914
I still don't understand how this happens thanks for giving me 10+ years of realizing im not the social retard

>>729385374

There aren't any left. Unfortunately.

>>729385883

I like fucking Jordan Schlansky.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVDOB9mby_w

>>729386136

You're welcome.

>>729386483
You like jordan, or you are like jordan?

>>729386655

I'm like him. Sorry about that.

Where do you find yourself on the political compass?

>>729387144

Liberal left.

Why're u still alive?

>>729387347

Physiological homeostasis mainly.

Got friends?

>>729388319

Nope.

I'm actually dumbfounded OP, you look very good for your age in these pictures, and you sound like a very honest and down to earth guy... I just want you to get laid. :(

>>729373268
>>729372914
>>729384249

KEK OP is me. How close have you come to forsaking the ways of magic anon?

>>729388528

Looks simply don't matter that much.

OP are you in London. I will be your alphaneetwingman. You can pick up my sloppy seconds

>>729388894
Jokes on you m8 looks are everything to most people.
>>girl who thought I was the perfect partner ditched me after 5 years because she had a certain image in her head of mr perfect

>>729389041

Not in London. But thanks.

>>729389184

Did your looks change?

>>729389314
Kek no I actually got fitter and she was impressed with my dick.
She had an idea of someone who was 3 inches taller with a cool 420 friendly hippy look.
literally shittiest breakup of my existence. Destroyed my faith in humanity.

>>729389598

So why did she date you in the first place?

>>729389913
Because we got on like a house on fire, were good for each other, were on the same wavelength as people and sexually and became closer than best friends
Like I said only looks matter.

how many fedoras do you own?

>>729390592

Obviously not.

>>729390654

1. And orange one they gave out in the Netherlands when I was there. Was a royal wedding or something.

consige unas putas OP

would you fuck a chubby girl

>>729391049

¿Ofrecen a su mamá?

>>729391825

Yes.

>>729372914
How haven't you killed yourself yet?

>>729392140

No dignity left.

How much do you fap

>>729392591
get a benzo prescription for "social anxiety"
Pop a bunch and just hit on bitches.
You won't give a fuck and if you do get rejected you probs won't care or remember it.

>>729392991

Once or twice a week.

>>729392994

It's not anxiety or my fear of reaction which is my problem. Hitting up bitches is easy.

what kinda music do you listen to

>>729394079

Hipster bullshit and Bob Dylan bootlegs.

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Why have you decided to be a virgin?

I never understand why people would rather be virgins, figure I might as well ask now

Is it just not knowing that sex is good, or not caring? Or what?

>>729394363
>Why have you decided to be a virgin?

Other people have decided that.

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>>729394573
I knew I was going to get some bullshit answer but I asked anyway, when will I learn?

For the sake of reality, you are the only reason you're a virgin.

>>729394662
>For the sake of reality, you are the only reason you're a virgin.

True. Just not able to change it.

is OP still here?

>>729395087

Yes.

low libido? what about your testo lvls?

>>729395087
op why is you virgin?

>>729395383

Never measured.

>>729395535

Social retard.

>>729395822
what do you mean by that?

>>729395822
Any advice for me I'm a 24 yr kissless virgin

would you fuck someone who's underage? like 15

>>729395962

I am awkward, unfunny, creepy, unsympathetic in social settings.

>>729396091
post pics

>>729376556
I membah u.
Youre from germany right?
Dude get to spain uk nyc colombia or philipines theyll love u

>>729396120

Probably not.

>>729396195
you still can get laid just talk with them and love bomb them. Every girl love getting reminded how beutiful they are also if you have no good stories just make something up

>>729396368
"probably" what do you mean?

>>729396361

Been to Spain and the US. People didn't love me. At least in Spain, the males were much more attractive. Why should they love me there?

Have you posted a picture of your face on /b/ before? You look familiar.

>>729372914
Are you a Ph.D in biochemistry or something similar?

>>729396539
For real british guys been cleaning uo by hitting up small towns in usa.
Greece comes to mind. Nirweigen n croat gurls are chatty.
Since ur shy hit up slavic girls.
Otherwise philipines or central south america

>>729396402

If I could make something up on the spot, I would. That shit is hard though.

>>729396557

Yes.

>>729396599

Yes.

>>729396467

Depends what social repercussions are to be expected.

why not use tinder

why not pay a prostitute

>>729397097
Make up something before going out if you cant make shit up take a hour and come up with jokes and stories and try to remember

>>729397222

see
>>729373785

>>729372914
I was in a similar situation not too long ago
lost my virginity at age 30 some time last year

just keep trying on some of those dating apps like tinder, worked for me at least

if the girl replies and keeps texting you then its pretty clear she is attracted to you physicaly
also its the perfect way to somewhat establish common ground on an emotional level which helps to circumvent a lot of the awkwardness you might show when actually meeting her

protip: try to be confident even if youre super awkward
a lot of girls are probably just as insecure about themselves as you are, stop putting them on a pedestal

btw lower your standards
youre better off going for a decent looking chick you get along with well than aiming for some 10/10 dreamgirl

>>729397764
>lost my virginity at age 30 some time last year
Story?

>>729397764
>if the girl replies and keeps texting you then its pretty clear she is attracted to you physicaly

That never happened beyond a few replies.

>a lot of girls are probably just as insecure about themselves as you are, stop putting them on a pedestal

Am I? I don't treat them different than guys. I am awkward around everybody.

>youre better off going for a decent looking chick you get along with well than aiming for some 10/10 dreamgirl

I'm probably a 5/10 so I go for 5/10.

>>729396539
>the males were much more attractive. Why should they love me there?

you seriously lack confidence
believe it or not as much as there may be certain ideals of beauty there still is a thing called 'types'
what might be appealing to one girl isnt necessarily what the next one likes as well
also that doesnt even correlate with the attractiveness of the particular chick either
its absolutely conceivable you might get shut down by a fat dyke and yet a good looking girl sees something in you

believe in yourself :)

the age of consent in germany is 14? whaat

Hello from the other side...looking into my future.

what is your parents' opinion on your situation?

>>729398659

But if they are types, why should they love me especially in certain places?

>>729399043

Have never talked about that with them. See them once or max twice a year.

>>729398412
>be me
>super shy, awkward and average looking = perfect storm
>dont really go clubbing anymore since all of my friends have gf or wife
>start using dating apps
>a lot of girls dont reply, the ones who do stop texting at some point plus I pussy out on a number of possible dates even
>finally find girl who likes me, we get along well, decide to meet up
>Im super insecure and awkward but for some reason she is still very much into me
>dating a few more times, getting more comfortable on each one
>too scared to make a move, we text about it at some point, turns out she thinks Im rejecting her
>make clear I like her a lot
>next time around she is all over me and shit goes down
>not be a virgin any longer

>>729399820
Im from europe
talked to a latin american exchange student who explained the concept of being 'exotic' to me
in a nutshell he was drowning in pussy over here because being 'different' made him somewhat special
insisted that its true the other way around as well (e.g. being a european guy going to latin america)

Im sure the same holds true on a small scaler like being a british guy going to spain or whatever really

>>729400539

Well. Latin Americans are generally perceived as exotic and sexy in Europe. You can't say that for the Germans. And well I've been around quite a lot and never perceived any change in attraction towards me.

>>729398512
>That never happened beyond a few replies.

its ok to 'cheat' a little when choosing which pics to send
lighting, camera angle just some of the little things to make you look as good as possible really
girls pull that kind of shit all the time so its all fair and square

try to be yourself when texting but also try to get a feel of what she is into
find a common denominator and go from there
dont be a pussy when it comes to setting up a first date
girls arent looking for a pen pal on there most of them expect you to meet up sooner than later

wtf dude there's nothing wrong with you

are you a manlet or socially retarded?

either way just get drunk in some club and you'll be golden

>>729401112
>are you a manlet or socially retarded?

The second.

>either way just get drunk in some club and you'll be golden

I've had quite a few drunk nights in club and bars. But a I said, being drunk doesn't make me less of an autist.

>>729401475
dont give up bro

there certainly is a girl out there who is willing to put up with your awkwardness she might find it cute even

>>729401805

I'm in my mid 30s. Not sure about that.