Ask a UK McDonald's worker anything.

>>729369409
how can you be so basic

>>729369487

I get no support from parents and am barely getting through uni with the money i earn, a job's a job

What's the management like? Is it ethical considering the size of the company? Or are they cunts?

>>729369409
How do i get free stuff? and what is this secret menu bullshit about?

>>729369570
there is like million other jobs

What's the turnover rate?

>>729369409
Does asking "Do you want fries with that?" bring you down?

>>729369409
how many terrorists do you serve a day?

>>729369409

Do you always have to ask for coupons at the pick-up counter?

Will I get charged more if I ask for onions in my BigMac?

How can I make sure that my burger is freshly cooked, and hasn't been staying there for hours?

>>729369409
Is your ice cream machine always broke too?

>>729369667
Things are generally cool, you'll get occasionally fucked over when it comes to shifts and the jobs you have to do but otherwise it's fine

>>729369685
If it's really late in the night and they have s[are drinks/food that wasn't sold, you can pretty much ask for that free stuff in your order or else they'll just throw it out

>>729369690
McDonalds is way more convenient for the time being, being right between my flat and my uni and also providing me with free staff food when i'm tight on money

>>729369409
how much money do you make an hour?

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>>729369409
Has your manager ever pulled your pants down?

>>729369727
In staff? I'm told that about 60% of workers leave within 1 year, or something similar

>>729369766
I never ask that, I just ask if they want it as a meal. Working the till is actually the easiest job there is imo

>>729369793
There's these two shitskins who always try to steal food, whether it's muffins/doughnuts from the counter or other peoples orders, but nobody throws them out because they play the "we no english good" line and act all innocent - other than those two, pretty much none

>>729369813
1. Yeah
2. No (not at mine anyway)
3. Just ask for it to be fresh if the restaurant is a 'Made to Order' one, like mine, otherwise you're probably fucked idk

>>729369835
It's never been broke during my shifts and I've been here for 6-7 months

>>729369813
>Will I get charged more if I ask for onions in my BigMac?
Doesn't it already have onion in?
>How can I make sure that my burger is freshly cooked, and hasn't been staying there for hours?
Say you want it fresh.

>>729370109
£6.10, it's shitty but it could be worse

>>729370118
Nope,

I'm moving to the UK and I like Macca's (but I'm no fatass). What tips could you give me to get the best value for money?

>>729369570
good on ya mate,
a job is a job

>>729370472
Monopoly stickers are a big one when they're on like now, which occasionally let you get free food

Confuse the person working at till as much as possible with your order, so if something goes really wrong they'll give you a replacement or redo your entire order

Ask your drink for no ice, and depending on who's doing it, they might give you a little more to fill up the cup

You can also get a pot of gherkins for free at my place, if that's your flavour

>>729370645
Noiceeeee, cheers mate

How much money does your work make in a week? as in the business's profit per week.

>>729369409
Where do you work

>>729369409
How likely is that you served me food cuz I have been in almost every McDonald's in south east parts of england?

>>729369409
do u cum on the hamburgerz?

>>729370719
I've no idea, but I know it's one of the most profitable McDonald's in the country

A little sidenote also if the fact that the food you're buying is worth literally nothing to the business at times, and the amount we make in advance to throw away is ridiculous. We make money even on days where we waste tons and have few customers because the food quality is shit

Can I ask for extra Big Mac sauce for free?

What are all the sauces you guys have, that I could use for fries? I know you have Ketchup, but what else? Is McChicken sauce like mayo?

What's the best way to get something free, or cheap? Is there a trick or something?

>>729370812
Someplace around kent.

>>729370861
Pretty likely.

>>729370867
Nope, nothing like that happens to my knowledge and I don't work kitchen anyway. The general hygiene however is pretty bad.

>>729371009
I believe we charge 30p for extra Big Mac sauce, might be wrong however

We have sweet curry, sweet n' sour, BBQ and ketchup as our normal ones, but if you order a Chicken Select you can get a free bigger dip which are: Sour Cream and Chive, Smoky BBQ, and sweet chilli. You can also get extra for 30p.

Do you get a lot of obnoxious and fat customers?

>>729371009

If you ask for tapwater during the monopoly period, there's a chance they'll give you a cup with stickers. It's unlikely though, I know my one never gives out those kinds of cups or if they do they peel the stickers off first

>>729371181
Holy shit yes, this really fat woman and her dumbass landwhale kids always come in and ask to have bigmacs as part of a happy meal, which isn't possible but she still asks and gets angry every time. She also asks to have her meat with no seasoning, which is fucking monstrous.

McDonald's meat is designed with seasoning in mind, otherwise it tastes like literal shit. That, and her extra salt requests piss me off

Always wondered the one in my city is open till 3 am on Friday Saturday night for drunk people who buy far too much shit they wont eat.
How much money do you guys make over a weekend roughly ?

>>729371365
Damn man

>>729371387
Couldn't estimate, especially as mine isn't in a city.

What happens if I get a BigMac, eat half of it, then go back to the pick-up area and tell the girl that I asked "no-gherkins"...

Will they give me another one?

Also, can I ask for Big Mac sauce to be put in a white sauce cup, so I can dip my fries in it?

>>729372003
They'll replace it, yeah, but don't try it too much or they'll begin to start tracking you and they'll catch you out

I imagine so, nobody's ever tried it but I don't see why not

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>>729369570
All these kids living off mammy and daddy's money is hilarious.

A job is a job m8, keep it up.

>>729369409
What are you trying to major in op?

>>729369409
Is Pulp fiction truthful? Can we really get beer at McDonald's?

>>729372753
Hoping to eventually get a PhD specialising in Computational Linguistics, or Historical L.

Either way, I'll probably be earning shit money and be in debt for the rest of my life, but it's where my heart lies

>>729372800
Not in the UK obviously, otherwise idk, ask a german

>>729369409
How much do get paid per hour and how many hours you work a week?

>>729369409
fuck pakis.

>>729369570
Ignore the idiots, you support yourself and doing great Anon. Keep it up and I wish you good luck with school.

>>729373171
£6.10 and it honestly depends on the week with my hours, but I'd estimate 25-30 hours a week at most, I share a flat and even then I'm struggling

>>729373031
Thanks

>>729372986
Not going lie op, you've earned my respect. It's like you're wading through a river of shit but you keep your head high. Kudos to you op

>>729369570
Good man it will be worth the struggle

>>729369409
I get working in fast food, not for me but ok, but McDonalds, really? I mean that's literally garbage food, why not working in a place where burgers are actually real burgers?

>>729373791
It's a part-time job, not a career, but I understand what you're saying. It comes from convenience rather than anything else, and I'd jump at the chance to get a higher quality job but there's simply been none that fit my schedule and give me the right hours

How much do you fucking hate breky dive ?i fucking do

>>729369409
could I get 'bout £3.50 ??

Why is the food there never filling no matter what you eat?

Is it true you have to ID u16s for the Monopoly Tickets to be used since it's technically gambling?

>>729373791
Why not shut the fuck up and accept the fact that OP works there? Does he really fucking care if the food tastes like shit? No of course not he just needs the dosh.

>>729374998
you dont need ID no

>>729369409
What should I do with forks and knife? I don't want to get arrested,

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>>729369409
When is to going to automate?

What are the promotions you get when working there? Free food? Percentage off price?

>>729376521
>>729376521
you get a free medium meal per shift you work so you can get food on your break, there are discounts we can use on the employee website which you need to log into where you can get certain percentages off things like the cinemas and restaurants and shit - This isnt op just a another employee

And, do you need to throw unused food at the end of the shift? Or you can bring it home?

>>729369570
You'll be successful some day. Keep working hard.

>>729376476
Not op but automation will take a while to be implemented into everyday source. This is mainly due to consumers taking advantage of the machines limited resources and the costs of implementing self automated machines. All in all, the cost exceeds the profits for the time being

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Don't know why people still eat this shit.

>>729376476
Which countries/cities are McDonald automated?

>>729369409
Whats in the sauce in the uk version of big tasty burger? I specify that version cos i know every other country has their own version

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Yes, do you have pussy?

>>729369409
robots will replace you

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Does this trick work with McDonald's cup lids?

>>729374545
Fuck man, don't get my started on dive

>>729374652
How much do you need it?

>>729374857
Probably portions, I've no clue

>>729374998
If someone is obviously u16 I tend to ask them if they have an adult present and get the adult to wave at me so they can use them

>>729375914
In what way?

>>729376521
>>729376855
This is true, but we get unlimited food on our breaks at my restaurant as long as we aren't idiots about it, and as employees we get special employee discounts on meals and other non McDonald's stuff

>>729377015
Depends, usually we throw it away and make fresh stuff for people going home, but that's only my restaurant

>>729377401
Me neither honestly, I tend to just eat a plain quarter cheese and get a normal black coffee to sustain myself for the day, i don't want all that other shit in me

>>729377470
No clue, sorry, it just comes in a strange tube saying 'Big Tasty' on it

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>>729377893
is it white?

>>729377689
Eventually, yeah, though likely not during my span of working there

>>729377766
I wanna say no, the middle section isn't big enough.

>>729377645
Nah

>>729377435
I know the McDonald's in Orlando has automated machines, but in some you can still choose to order traditionally.

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>>729377893
you know some days im a fan off dive because you can just chill while doing it and drag it to like a 40 min job

>>729377401
Cheap

>>729377893
Fuck, the big tasty is the only burger i eat from there, which is shit with it being seasonal and not a permanent part of the menu thanks though

>>729370158
How much spitting do you do?

>>729373323
Ok, so Uk is expensive.
If you had 2 jobs could you afford a comfortable place to live alone?

>>729373271
Suck my dick white boi

>>729369409
why do you put processed baby and fetus meat in your burgers?

How much a 4 pc mcnugget cost

Please answer

I am very hungry

>>729378989
rs.99 (INR)

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>>729369409
You guys open today, Easter Sunday, like in America?

Is your dollar menu a value menu. Since you don't have dollars? You serve breakfast all day? The local McDonald's is opened 24/7 every day and holiday just like the other fast food burger, jack in the box.

>>729377435
Paris.