roast me if you can, fat fucks

>>729363393
You look like a crackwhore version of Vin Diesel who's sucked too many dicks

>>729363393
Neo-Nazi light, now with extra Cancer

>>729363393
Gross - your skin tone and them dark circles around your eyes - def some medical condition. Also you look like some kind of spic or other colored nigger.

>>729363393
you look like common white trash

>>729363654
2nd

You look like the guy that cockblocks a guy flirting a girl and then u start to suck the guys cock instead.

>>729363393
You look like a skinny version of Combo from breaking bad.

>>729363393
fucking sicilian piece of shit...

here's your roast

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqvfRYETTsY

you look like a bleached testicle.

You look like you're disappointed with yourself because you're too old to start a school shooting

You look like you just joined the marines and your favorite artist is eminem and you are secretly homosexual but have false masculinity to cover up the fact you like dicks in your ass.

>>729363393
hey gypsy teen, how's chemotherapy going?

>>729363654
Was it the NASCAR poster that gave it away?

>>729363393
Boy you look like a weak ass cartel dropout boy, you look like Pitbull in the kindergarden boy, the fuck you mean boy, im boutta get you boy, lookin like a gypsy noble with that fake ass ring and plastic watch boy, you better get a hat on your head soon boy before someone try to paint it thinkin it's an easter egg

Not the only virgin in the photograph.

>>729364344
That's F1 not Nascar you idiot. F1 is for yuropoors. Nascar is for rednecks

That thumb is flipping me off.

>>729364344
>NASCAR
autism

>>729363393
Fuckin head-too-heavy-for-my-neck lookin ass boy, fuck u mean boy, fuckin finger look like a chewed up bone lookin ass boy, fuck up outta here boy, fuckin got-my-shirt-at-lidl-lookin-ass boy

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>>729363393
get the fuck out of 4chan vitas

>>729364344
No, I like almost all kinds of racing.

>>729364358
Are you rosting or trying to do your shitty attempt at being Foghorn Leghorn?

>>729364358
Almost sounds like the lyrics to Born Slippy by Underworld → https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nf4uiRr78dU

>>729363393
You look like The Annoying Orange grew a nose.

>>729364555
The fuck up outta here boy, fuckin got-my-trips-on-discount lookin ass im-drinking-starbucks-while-posting-on-4chan lookin ass boy

>>729363393
I think you're hot, honestly.

>>729363393
I'd rather you go back to /r/roastme

>>729364649
kek

>>729363393
You look like white trash with leukemia...
Probably, drive VW Golf or BMW older generation in a desolate state (have a loan on it)

You look like the average Pole, whose eventual girlfriend has half of his IQ

You present yourself as a great boss but about 35 you'll end up in a factory working in two 12h shifts, to support your lazy wife and two children (the second one she has with a guy of whom you do not have to worry)

In a few years you will become your father, and the only entertainment for you will be sitting in Nonstop pub...

>>729363393
>virgin
>no imagination (bald)
>probably gay but wont come out
>daddy beat his ass when he was a kid
>hates niggers but secretly wants a black dick inside him

>>729363393

that is quite the hairline.

>>729363393

why is there a camera in the wall? gay pornstar?

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>>729363393

LOL

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>>729365699

too.damn.easy.

take your ass back to your trailer boy

>>729363393
Hispanic drug dealer

You look like an extra in American History X

>>729364536

sauce on this?

>>729363393
So OP what did this guy do to you to make you post his picture on 4chan?

>>729363500
FPBP

>>729363393
Nice pretty hands. Bet they make sandwiches as well as women do. Id fuck ya.

>>729363393
I know it's not OP in the image, but the dude looks like everyone's favourite bitch in a mexican prison.

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>>729363393
omg it's ray

>>729364536

whats the sauce on this pic?

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>>729366894
>Ray
Rey, ignorant nigger.
Pleb.

Is that pink banner to celebrate your 1000th cock sucked. Heard you get a fake silver watch too.

>>729363393
Looks like jonah hill if he was diagnosed with leukemia at the age of 16

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>>729363393
You can take dat dick, deep. You know how to work it. Congratulations

You look like you smell of shit

>>729363393
didnt know caillou starting doing drugs

>>729363393
Married, but looks 15 and still get zits. Oops.
You shouldn't flip people off with Mother Mary looking over your shoulder.

>>729363393
sei un cazzo di terrone di merda , nord-africano del porcoiddio , terrone del cazzo , siciliano mafioso inculati pezzo dimmerda