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you arrive at the gates of heaven you must fuck one of these

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you arrive at the gates of heaven

you must fuck one of these angels to get in

which do you fuck, and why?
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This is clearly a trick of Satan.
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>>729359491
I realize god is a faggot, turn 360 and leave.
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The one in the middle. :3
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Mmmmmm twinks. Can I blast a load on each?
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Happy Easter.
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>>729360052
how would you fuck each of them?
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jew detected.
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>>729360184
With great vengeance and furious anger
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>>729359966

>turn 360 and leave

Is this result of American education?
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i can post more of any of them
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>>729360771

AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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This faggot doesn't find any of these faggots particularly appealing.
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>>729360784
that guy is really cute
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>>729360855
Yeah.. Sparkle Faggots are gross and annoying af
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>>729360921

wtf is a sparkle faggot
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>>729360912

here's a nude
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>>729361104
suckable
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>>729361055
Exactly what's in the photo. Effeminate club twinks
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I'd do the one on the left
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>>729359491
I turn around and walk straight to hell, cause that must be where all the duck is.
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Would love to grab their hard cocks while I pound their assholes
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>>729361595
ew
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>>729359491
burn the place down
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>>729359491
The one on the left.
Can turn him around and his hair would look semi-feminine.
He also doesn't look as gay as the rest of them, so it would be fun.
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>>729362866

theyre alll pretty gay
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>>729363002
I probably wouldn't have that hard of a time doing this guy, even if I didn't have to.
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>>729359491
This is why Im a Satanist..
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Fuck the one in the middle. Hard.
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go to hell instead
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>>729363070
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>>729363248
Maybe not. I was hoping he wouldn't be too gay, so he wouldn't really like being fucked, but judging by this he would really like it. So ye, I think I'd pass.
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>>729359491
None. The one on the left has retarded hair ans a long nose. Center has fish lips a gay quaff and dumbo ears, right one has duck face tiny nips and a pedo stache. Not to mention all of them have weak chins.
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>>729363357
>I was hoping he wouldn't be too gay, so he wouldn't really like being fucked

wat? why would you want someone to not enjoy it?
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>>729363357

He's gay, why would you think he wouldnt want to get fucked in the ass.
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>>729359491
Trick question, faggots aren't allowed in heaven
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>>729359491
Shiiiiitt... probably one on left. Best hair, and seems to have a caring personality? The others seem way too prissy/bitchy. I like my boys a bit more fem anyway.
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>>729360771
It's the result of not lurking moar, you fag
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>>729359491
Angels are without gender, faith, or souls.

READ YOUR FUCKING BIBLE, SIR!
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>>729363544

i can post more of them if anyone wants
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>>729361104
Is that the gay dude from glee?
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>>729363791

no lol
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>>729363704
Definitely him.
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>>729363704
yes please
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Post more of t he guy in the middle. Webms if you have them.
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>>729363439
It's funny when people don't enjoy sex. It's like you're raping them but it's consensual until they tell you to stop...
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>>729363873
Fuckin looks like him from the side. Same chin, same nose.
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>>729363952

it's not
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>>729363888
>>729363913
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>>729363704
I don't like darkies, but I'd do him
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>>729359491
none of them, because you're a sick asshole
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>>729364327
he's not even dark skinned

>>729363941
let me see what i have
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god hates gays. they wont be there.
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>>729364565
also, theres a dark place in hell for you trap lovers too. still gay. still going to hell
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>>729364553
I just prefer pale boys.
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all of them
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>>729365288

same. none of them appeal to me
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I would think it was a last test to make sure any closet fags don't get into heaven so I'd refuse and they would say "You have chosen wisely."
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>>729359966
this one
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>>729359491
Say "Sorry, wrong afterlife." And head over to the Sumerlands
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