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At a family gathering Trips say what I do

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At a family gathering
Trips say what I do
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grab your moms ass and record
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Kys in front of them
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Shit in the middle of the room while singing Canadian national anthem
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>>729355762
Shot in the middle of the floor and yell "I made bread, who's hungry?"
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Shoot everyone
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Turn on some lights
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>>729355882
Rolling
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>>729355846
reroll
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>>729355930
reroll
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>>729355930
x2
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Tell everyone you're a furry
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Shout "Normies get out! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
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>>729355882
>>729355930
fuck off with these stupid ones op not gonna do em pick something more viable dipshits
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Shit self.
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>>729356040
Reroll
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>>729355846
roll
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>>729355762
Scream "niggers" in your language loudly, hold it for as long as you can
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Dance, but only by bobbing your knees and doing reload animations
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>>729355846
Rerolllkl
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>>729356054
Op here. I will actually do this. No lie
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>>729356128
Roll
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Do every suggeastion in this thread
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not be gay
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>>729356128
Pls
>>729356188
Pls
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>>729356161
nice try but OP does not use periods every 3 words stupid FAGGOT
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>>729355762
Do a poo on the floor
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>>729356139
Rollin' for this
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>>729356220
>suggeastion
Get out
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>>729355762

▲▲
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>>729356220
>>729356287

kek
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>>729355846
RRRRRROOOOLLL
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>>729356287
Prof-raeding is fr fagggots
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get you dick out and walk slowly to the little girl, staring at her while you start wanking
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Show this image to everyone in your family at the same time
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>>729355762
deny the holocaust at the table with everybody listening
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>>729355846
>>729356338
R
O
L
L
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>>729355762
Drop trou start fingering your asshole. Record it
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>>729356253
NeegguRz
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>>729356338
reroll
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>>729356403
holy fuck, this
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Knock everything off all the tables. Record it
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>>729355762
Hit on the girl
or >>729356438
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>>729355762
Go into the kitchen. Grab a knife and a roll of paper towels. Go into the bathroom. Cut a hole in the seat of your pants. Unroll the paper towels into the tank of the toilet. Stick the cardboard tube through the hole in your pants. Exit the bathroom imitating the '98 American Godzilla. Proceed to the front door. Run off into the night skree-onking.
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>>729355846
Roll for ure mom's ass
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Lay on the floor. Jerk off until you cum
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>>729356403
this
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>>729356550
re
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Piss in the fridge
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>>729356561
this
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>>729356403

This for sure!!
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Every time you need to piss, piss everywhere in the bathroom but in the toilet
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My uncle just turned up. He's an armed police officer. Get creative
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>>729356403
Don't even go so far as to deny it. Just express reasonable doubt as to the six million figure.
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>>729356504
Do one of these
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Just pull out your dick when somebody notices say "oops!" & put it back
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>>729356636

No way, deny!!
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>>729356656
Fuck off by 10
REE ROLL
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>>729356677
Reroll
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pull out your dick on your police officer uncle
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>>729356634
Droo to your knees in from of him. Unzip his fly and suck his cock. Dont let him stop you.
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>>729356403
Roll for this
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>>729356403
this plox
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>>729356710
Reroll
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>>729356692

Reroll!
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>>729356661
haha you got 666 in there
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>>729356710
pls
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>>729356634
this is getting too easy...
OP won't delivar
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>>729356731

Reroll
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Pick up every piece of food, lick it. Then put it back.
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>>729356634
Why is he armed? Touch his gun a few times until he gets mad.
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>>729356752
Reeeroll
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ask your mom for sex
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>>729356128
(You)
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>>729356768

Reeerroll
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>>729356338
reroll
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>>729356731
Do it
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>>729356403
pls do this
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>>729356757
I think he's armed not sure. He just came home from work
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Shake up a bottle of soda and spray it all over your uncle
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>>729356797

Rerollin
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>>729356815
reroll
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>>729356850

Rererollin
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>>729356834
Reroll
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>>729356852
one more
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Do absolutely nothing and have a nice time with your family
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>>729356128
Why can't we reach the Trips
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>>729356870

Holocaust denial
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leave the house and skip dinner without talking to any of your family.
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>>729356885
Op here
Reroll
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Get naked, smear yourself in food and roll around on the floor
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>>729356895
GRRRR
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>>729356882
pleas
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Come out as a genderqueer cockroachkin with scat, clomping, and loli fetishes to everyone simultaneously.
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>>729356895
Il culo
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Take all of the tissues out of the box and tear them up and toss them on the floor
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>>729356951
i NEET this
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do nothing to your family, instead take a naked selfie and upload it here.
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>>729356985
Reroll
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>>729356895
Dio è brutto
roll for niggers
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Go into toilet. Unzip fly. Pull dick out of underwear, but not trousers. Grabbing a bit of foreskin, zip fly back up, making sure to catch your foreskin.
If you don't have a foreskin, kys fucking kike, if you don't have pants with a fly, kys fucking degenerate.
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>>729356899
Rollerino
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Open the fridge then tip it over
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>>729356899
Reroll
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Scream in front of everyone "look at this moves", then play a random song in your phone and dance to it only using reload animations
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>>729357076
Reroll
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Break all the windows
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Put a bunch of cutlery in the microwave and start it
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ask your mom for sex plz op and announce at the dinner table that you're gay
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>>729355762
walk towards the family while jerkin then just sit with them while recording
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>>729355846
Grab dad's ass
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Gwt that champage bottle out of the fridge and use it to smash that weird looking chandelier near the range hood.
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>>729357219
roll for that
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announce at the dinner table that you're a pedo
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>>729357243
Grab Dad's nads.
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>>729355762
Is OP still here?
Post pic for proof.
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>>729355762
Get naked and stick the remote up your ass
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>>729356338

I'll roll for dis niggers
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Preach the word of God for it is the day of Jesus Christ's resurrection. Record and present
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Play porn on your phone at max volume
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>>729356634
Grab uncles ass then gun
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Come out as trans. Gender, race, fucking species, whatever.
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murder them and post pics. don't forget time stamp.
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Smash the glass coffee table
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get off /b/, go to enjoy the day with your family.
don't post proof.
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masturbate in the toilet and leave your cum on the seat then take a photo.
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sit with a blanket covering your lap and jerk off furiously. Make it obvious
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Run around screaming like a pig and holding your nose like one. Then run into your uncle and say "hey I'm the token pig here you get out." Record it
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strip naked and blast this on whatever sound system while dancing erotically

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Orlbo9WkZ2E
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>>729357362
rerolling. have a good one, op
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>>729357337
ROLLLLLL
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cum on the toilet seat and don't wipe it
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>>729357410
Thanks but they're all cunts
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>>729357352
re-roll
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>>729357432
cum on the kitchen table
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>>729355762
you have to lick a random relatives elbow. Just one and it has to be somewhat prolonged.
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Grab that little girl by the panties and give her a massive wedgie while shouting BONZAI
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Stick a wooden spoon up your ass in front of everyone
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>>729357444
OP HAS TO DELIVER
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>>729357377
Reroll
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>>729357444
here it is
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>>729357441
>Thanks but they're all cunts
>Implying you aren't
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>>729357444
Lol
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>>729357444
WINRAR
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>>729357444
Mate you did it get creative
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>>729357444
RIP OP'S FAMILY
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>>729357444
Win-rar
>>729357471
I am
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>>729357444
trips!
damn thats a bad one
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>>729357444
OP WE'RE WAITING FOR CONFIRMATION, DO NOT BE A PUSSY
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>>729357444
what have we done?
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>>729357444
OP all you have to do is say ''Re-roll''
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>>729357528
I'm not doing it don't be fucking stupid. I'll do the holocaust one tho
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>>729357584
OP CONFIRMED PUSSY
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>>729357556
Solid loophole. I kinda don't want OP to get shat on for not delivering, or prison raped for killing his family.
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>>729357444
>inb4 OP bails on thread
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>>729357584
film it pussy
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Touch your diq a tiny bit then full on strock it till you cum on the roof of your mouth at the grown ups table.
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>>729356661
OP can't count this one instead? trip g in it just not at the end
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>>729357635
I'm not bailing fag
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>>729357584
It'll do. Record proof, crumb of smegma.
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>>729357377
Reroll
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shave yourself bald and every time someone looks at you, you have to squat and cough.
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Take the kettle into the bathroom and piss in it. Repeatedly boil it until it boils dry
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>>729357584
OP is still a faggot. trips decide then he pussies out. what has 4chan become.
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give yourself testicular torsion and try and talk to your family normally. Bonus points for not sweating
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>>729357653
this
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>>729357721
Shh, he'll puss out on the holocaust denial too if we're not careful
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>>729357653
Thats not how it works
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>>729357792
New thread fags
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>>729357584
ok, deny holocaust, record it and post proof
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>>729357828
this nigger shouldn't be posting if he can't go through with it
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Start recording a happy family selfie video, smiling and getting on camera each one of your relatives saying "Hi"... Then start taking your clothes in front of them, until you are completely naked. Then stop recording.
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every time a younger relative walks past, you have to stop what your doing and ogle them for a little too long. Pant while doing so
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>>729357444
Op, would probably rather be caught dead with coon jizz oozing out of ever orifice in his body, than not be a faggot.
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>>729356040
rolling for this
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Pull your dick out and start masturbating looking everyone dead in the eyes
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>>729355762
Rolling, drop pants and shit on floor where you stand
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Start screeching about how bad foil is
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>>729358183
Rolling 4 this post results
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Smash the glass table by jumping onto it or throwing something large onto it with proof
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>>729358183
Rolling
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jump up and grab the chandelier and swing on it
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>>729357444
Waiting OP
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>>729357444
WINRAR
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>>729358183
Roll #2
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>>729358183
ehh why not i'll roll for this if you have any poop in your pooper left.
if not, do this >>729358301
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>>729358183
Rollin for this
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dis thread has bad dubs.
rolling for either of these
>>729358301
>>729358256
>>729358203
>>729358016
>>729357917
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>>729358479
re rolling this because I meant trips but said dubs
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>>729358183
Nigga op should do this without trips and post a video of everyones response
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>>729358301

Roll for chimping out
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>>729355762
Just watch porn then
Getthelube.com
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>>729358183
Just shit on the floor op and get it over with
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>>729355762
more pics of the loli then cuddle her intimately.
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Tell your family you're gay. Even if you're not, just tell them
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>>729358183
Reroll
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just start spinning around in circles saying "weeeeeeee" quietly and go louder if somebody comes close or asks what's going on
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>>729358666
SHEEEIT NIGGER
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>>729358666
WINRAR
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>>729358666
Satan says yes
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>>729358666
Fuck yeah WINNAR
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>>729358666
WE GOT A WINNER
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>>729358666
Pay up op, post video of results
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>>729358666
SATANIC TRIPS WINRAR WINRAR CHICKEN DINRAR
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>>729358666
>>729355762
Can i get another trips for shitting on the floor
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>>729355846
Roll
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>>729358888
MF Quads i thought my santanic trips wer good
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>>729358888
witnessed
V8
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>>729358893
You said you'd do it pussy
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>>729355762
get naked and dance around doing the helicopter.
record it.
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OP pussied out
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>>729358893
You got a fucking satanic trips and a quads, may as well ask for nontuple sevens

(or it is nonuple? someone please confirm)
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>>729358666
kek
allright OP this is doo-able
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>>729355762
feed your fresh cum to the little girl in a drink or food.
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deny the holocaust
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Hang yourself in the basement
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>>729355762
Hitler did nothing wrong
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>>729359366
>>729357792
OP apparently did it, but provided no proof, so it's safe to assume he couldn't get the words out due to the sheer amount of negroid and mongoloid semen in his mouth and arse
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>>729356338
Roll for this
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Jump onto the dining table and start furiously masturbating screaming "LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE"
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>>729359376
Reroll
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>>729359554
kek-roll
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do this OP
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Op is died.
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>>729355762
sucky sucky 5 dolla!
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>>729357548
It's not our fault. The trips are the suspect, judge, and executioner. We've had no part in this. The numbers Mason, it's the numbers Mason. They tell us what to do, not we them .
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enter a toilet
jizz on your hand
shake the hand of female relative
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>>729357444
Win.
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Start jerking it faggot dick out in the kitchen
>>729355762
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