RULE 34 THIS, YE HORNY FUCKS.
I dare ya.
Shit.
TRY THIS ON FOR SIZE!
lurkin
this thread has potential
>>729354542
right you are my boy, lurk moar
am also lurking
>>729354404
OP HERE, I FUCKING KNEW YOU COULDN'T MAKE PORN OF THIS!
Hah, the internet has failed!
>>729354198
This is an r34 thread. Here goes.
>>729355380
Rick & Morty!!!!
Did someone ever saw rule 34 of rifles ?
>>729355380
You absolute monster...
God I love you. Let's keep this thread alive. TO PAGE ONE!
>>729354198
>>729355380
L U R K I N
>>729355417
Wow, really?
Remember this character from that one episode?
>>729354404
>>729355550
one off
>>729355561
>>729355561
Is this the puffy vagina that Rick was referring to?
>>729355593
SHIT!
Really? Who the fuck even...nevermind...
NEXT ONE!
>>729355634
yap
>>729355622
Captcha switchin' it up. Vehicles instead of street signs.
>>729355380
Mortal Kombat please.
>>729355715
Nice Quality !!!
>>729354198
jk, gonna keep lurking, only way is up, can't get any worse...
>>729355715
>>729355634
I don't remember Rick mentioning any puffy vaginas.
And street signs are back.
OP here, this thread has been completely derailed...
OH /b/, YOU SO CRAZY!
OP remains undefeated. ..damn it
>>729355836
>>729355657
>>729356008
Damn.
>>729355836
Season 1 Episode 3 20:00 Rick: "You dogded a bullet, Morty. [whisper] Trust me, puffy vagina..."
>>729356008
MOODDDDDSSSSSS
>>729355953
That's right mother fucker. Nobody has PUMP PORN! I AM VICTORIOUS! Wait wait...
>>729356008
What even...I don't think this counts. Try again, eh?
>>729356003
Mortal Kombat is after Rick & Morty
>>729355742
>>729354198
Sorry op, u lose
>>729356133
DAMMIT MAN...THERE'S MORE THAN ONE!
Right, if you think you're so tough, find me something to do with that water pump.
If I remain undefeated at the end of this thread...well, wouldn't that be a shame!
>>729356114
Penultimate in my Rick & Morty dump
>>729356062
I don't remember that at all (not saying I don't believe you). Why would a puffy vagina be a negative?
>>729356296
Final of Rick y Morty
Mortal Kombat is up next. It's mostly Cassie. Or maybe only. I can't remember what I have.
>>729356419
Cassie Kage from MK. This is Luke Kage's daughter, maybe? I dunno. I haven't played any MK games since the SNES
But holy shit she's sexy.
>>729354198
If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions. Technically a wok is a traditional earlier version of a frying pan
>>729356579
select all images that match the label: cream
fuck you. It's fucked up that I got it at the first try.
>>729355657
this counts
>>729356289
Technically a water pump
>>729356714
Why oh why, internet. FINE, ROUND FOUR!
LET'S FUCKING GO.
>>729356714
hot glue that
>>729355784
but shes hideous
>>729356687
>>729356008
brownie
>>729356780
>>729356842
This is the penultimate of my posts, here. I need sleep.
>>729356780
Cmon op u can do better
>>729356890
That quickly huh? I guess that wasn't a challenge. Consider yourself lucky.
WHO'S NEXT?
>>729356666
>>729356917
Shitty, but who cares. I'm gone!
Tune in next time!
>>729357082
Goodbye, o great bumper. NOW, FOCUS ON THE TASK AHEAD! I'll be gone for a while. Keep this thread alive.
>>729356953
>dat roast beef reference
>>729357187
[generic torture video/ doujin]
>>729356973
this counts, OP; medallion porn
>>729357187
>>729356296
>Why would a puffy vagina be a negative?
That's almost exactly Morty's response. You're fucking with me aren't you.
bumpp; interested to see if anyone finds porn of screws/nails
>>729357840
GOOD JOB
NEXT ONE UP
>>729358012
.........
>>729358123
yeah ok whisk is way too easy
>>729358258
yes, those teeth are in her pussy
>>729358258
gilf porn at it's best
>>729358415
d-does this count?
who the fuck even care, why am i even doing thing, what has my fucking life bec-
OKAY NEXT
>>729358481
oh my fucking god
>>729358805
g-good job. i don't know whether to be impressed or fucking terrified.
NEXT
cmon anons i gotta go soon
>>729359112
I feel like you might have beat us with the pressure cooker.
>>729359005
none of you fuckers have found one for this yet, STEP UP YOUR FUCKING GAME, /b/
>>729356953
Fucking dammit! Now I have a chop stick fettish. Fuck, in need to fap now...
>>729359242
i've truly underestimated all of you
NEXT UP
>>729359378
what if this is some trial for something, and there's a list of really specific items that he needs to get porn for otherwise he dies
>>729359483
That calculator does not look happy
>>729359378
Vore okay?
>>729359597
>>729359483
good fucking job, anon. good fucking job.
NEXT
>>729359504
OP will not be kill
unless an hero
>>729359638
Now you've asked for it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6RZZf6HMzo
>>729359638
classic yarn porn
>>729359718
>>729359730
what the fuck is art even-
GOOD JOB, ANONS
NEXT
>>729359313
how new are you?
>>729359883
Too easy OP
>>729359883
>>729360037
thinking outside the box! nice
>>729359954
>>729359972
god fucking damni-
good job, anons.
NEXT
>>729360063
Want me to post this?
Black hole porn?
>>729360127
any bondage involving tape
>>729360063
OP, you gotta fuck the abyss
>>729360154
no, its okay, you can keep that.
>>729360195
well, it was meant to be whiteout
whatever.
NEXT
>>729360170
If you know the comic...
>>729360127
>>729360235
the abyss looks like it has some god-awful STI no thanks
>>729360297
HAH easy: go to 22:00++
http://yespornplease.com/view/845613272
>>729360346
STD? not a subaru
>>729360297
>>729360323
i honestly thought i had you fuckers beat with that
next are pintacks; i'm fucking terrified of what will come up.
>>729360297
>>729360439
Welp you know what you should have expected. NEXT
>>729360438
oh my fucking god
NEXT
>>729360400
They call them STIs instead of STDs now, for technical reasons.
>>729360565
sexually transmitted infections?
>>729360640
>>729360546
that could be answered with any bubble art porn really. because circles
This thread
>>729360546
going to the store to get some lube, FIND THIS
>>729360546
idont have a compass or a way to scan paper so i used ms paint you get the idea
>>729360546
seems like nobody has managed to answer this...
>>729360854
I like your way of thinking.
NEXT
>>729361130
oh man, you even ruined geometry
>>729361257
thank you
>>729360546
>>729361195
kinda
>>729361195
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-vGNIv3gFE
heres a video link
>>729361195
This one is too easy op
>>729361195
too easy
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph587dcb77c0f50
>>729359101
>doesnt understand dubs
>>729361401
>>729361402
lowered the difficulty because i was worried about no-one finding compass porn
NEXT
>>729361195
new one op
>>729361510
close enough
>>729361654
OH YOU FUCKING CUNTS...
FINE; more...
>>729361807
what?
>>729361807
What is supossed it to be?
>>729361804
Now do 9/11 rule 34
>>729361807
what are we looking for
>>729361935
>>729361918
>>729361917
Sorry, connection got fucked. It's a ball mop, see if you fuckers can get this one.
>>729361925
lol
>>729362027
why
>>729361807
Ok ok, OP here, too hard for ya? Maybe something else, FUCKING WEAKLINGS!
easy
>>729362192
whats a WEAKLING
>>729362303
i just realized im a idiot
>>729355315
optical illusion for fat people:
if you look at the picture long enough, you'll see a pair of tits
>>729362284
Maybe too easy.
GO GET EM, /B/OIS!
>>729362303
You's a weakling, uneducated pleb. Fuck you in particular.
>>729362370
Don´t worry, everyone has a derp moment every now and then
>>729362192
>>729362464
OK OK ENOUGH
WE ALREADY HAD A WINRAR
Please just get on with the cork...my eyes need bleaching out...
>>729362437
>>729362437
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hlkhpzLmJA
>>729362437
The cork and the whole bottle
>>729362437
new one op plz
>>729362584
>>729362592
>>729362648
You are...tenacious. BUT I AM NOT SO EASILY DEFEATED!
TAKE THIS!
>>729362437
a
>>729362730
Too easy OP
>>729362730
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFk8yNwV1FM
I want to try to post one.
Solve this fukers:
>>729362888
Nice trips but you're not OP so tough luck
>>729362888
Oho, someone contesting OP's position as pornmaster? I'm going to sit back for this one.
>>729362836
Also you sir, props on going through vintage pron for this one. Have a winrar.
>>729362888
>>729362996
No, no, he's approved. I'll allow some fun here. -OP
>>729362982
Not wantin to contest, was just really really curious if people could come up with something for this one, you, my king, are the one and unmovable (faggot) OP
>>729355539
SHIT SON
>>729362888
>>729362996
>>729363073
>>729362888
dont care if not op
>>729363090
Why sure, let's make it a double whammy. Let's see anon get this one. READY, FUCKERRRRRS?
>>729363152
OK, I´m speechless.
>>729363186
>>729363186
easy
>>729363270
>>729363278
Very good...how about something...agricultural?
By the way anons, SOMEONE SCREENCAP THIS SHIT, CUZ I AIN'T.
>>729363186
bukandle
one for good measure
>>729363372
nightmares
Can my challenge be approved too?
try r34 this
>>729363359
>>729363359
http://www.xvideos.com/video613276/wheelbarrow_
>>729363442
>>729363459
>>729363488
Very good, and I the dub 8s. Something else agricultural. LET'S DO ITTTTTTT!!!
>>729363442
Cough necrophilia cough...anon whyyyyyy
>>729363565
inb4 scat, I'll wait for the next one
>>729363442
lol easy
>>729363562
>>729363631
Variation: I didn't mean just necrophilla.
I also meant the holocaust.
>>729363624
Oh fuck. Did not think before posting. Also, I meant to say i LIKED the dub 8s. Shit... -OP
>>729355380
nintendo
league of legends
code geass?
>>729363739
>>729363565
http://www.devonlive.com/slurry-sex-pervert-jailed-vendetta-farmer-banned/story-21166500-detail/story.html
real news
>>729364108
Dear god what the-
WELL DONE ANON YOU SICK NEWSREADING BASTARD ONTO THE NEXT ONE HAHA
>>729364108
OP. here. lets see you guys beat this
>>729364209
>>729364273
HEY NOW WHO THE FUCK IS YOU? ONLY I CAN ISSUE FUCKING CHALLENGES YOU UNWASHED FUCKER! GET OUT OF MY THREAD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>729364273
If any anon happens to have that webm of a guy in drag licking a tv screen with animu girls on it this would be a good time to use it
>>729364273
>>729364366
Ahem. Anyway, nice job this anon;
>>729364317
We'll have this one up next.
This is a great way to spend Easter morning .
Thanks anon.
>>729364491
Always happy to help out, we /b/tards look out for each other, eh? -OP
>>729364450
>>729364450
fucking easy, OP
up your game
>>729364450
>>729364273
>>729364428
OP here. seems rule34 has an exception
>>729364696
watering can not jerry can
>>729364766
Well uh, not anymore it doesn't.
>>729364869
>>729364696
UP MY GAME? I'LL FUCKING UP MY G-
Sure anon, here's a challenge.
>>729356829
Only on the inside.
>>729365039
wtf is that
>>729365102
You're looking at a fine specimen of bitumen, the stuff used in paving roads and other shit.
UPPED THE FUCKING GAME INDEED
>>729365039
is it GOO?
Don't mind me, just leaving my mark in this legendary thread
>>729365039
>>729365039
:)
CUM OMELETTE! nomnom
>>729365039
2 ez
>>729365473
THIS ONE NOW
>>729365424
>>729365482
My god...you...I can't...I WON'T BE DEFEATED SO EASILY!
ALRIGHT YOU FUCKS, I'VE HAD IT; TAKE THIS!
>>729365482
>>729365424
OP here. Thats great work, find this
>>729354198
>>729365595
>>729365615
>>729365646
Why are there three of me? Actually, nevermind, LET'S ALL JOIN IN ON THE FUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
>>729365682
dammit, you beat me
This thread...it's a spiralling descent into madness...AND I FUCKING LOVE IT.
HAPPY DICKCUNTFUCKERYING EASTER YOU DEPRAVED OMNISEXUAL FUCKERRRRRRRRRSSSSSSS!
next challenge
either breivik himself involved or just a shooting on an island.
>>729365721
>>729359378
oh wow a 991ES plus, don't see many of those. This was my previous calc. It has ome nice constants on it and some pretty good unit conversions as well. I think 28 was speed of light in a vacuum. Anyway, I've got a CG20 now which is vastly superior, although it's pretty heavy and a lot larger. Still, not as good as some other graphing calcs like some of the TI ones.
>>729365646
>>729355315
miley cyrus ass
>>729365961
little bit....related to shooting. go on
Uh, anons? This is the true OP here, not wanting to ruin your fun but could we set a goal for this?
LET'S GET TO THE FUCKING IMAGE LIMIT! WHO'S WITH ME?!
R34 cigar cutting pron go
>>729366036
9 more images anon, not very impressive
>>729366093
>>729366093
I think I know where this is going.
Thank you you glorious bastards! This thread possibly gave me an idea that can change my life. Just had to say thanks, OP was not a faggot today.
NINE MORE TO GO? WELL IT'S BEEN GOOD KNOWING Y'ALL!
READ THE FILENAME, AND FIND ME SOME FIRE PORN!
Op or some anon needs to make new thread, this is too good
>>729366093
on a side note, we've got a load of dubs in this thread and quite a few trips, not to mention that one quad at the start. i love you /b/astards.
>>729366317
yea some one beater archive this thread
Xenomorph using the acid
>>729360565
STI is the British term.
America still uses STD.
Source: wife is a public health data analyst.
OP here. Is this tough enough
>>729366244
>>729354198
search for "pansexual"
Rule 34 confirmed again
/thread
>>729361459
>doesn't understand I wasn't talking about dubs
>>729355479
/k/ knows.
>>729366418
MODS! IF YOU CAN HEAR ME...this OP wishes for you to archive this thread and have it go down IN THE ANNALS OF HISTORY! CHEER WITH ME, /b/! CHEER!
Hopefully someone screencaps this
So we can post it whenever someone foolishly suggests that there might in fact be exceptions to Rule 34.
I'll be starting a new one now, look out for DEM BOMB GAME on the catalog!
>>729366577
i'v got a pdf
>>729366761
I love you, my man. Come to the new thread!
>>729366851
>>729365872
currently having that, it's my girlfriend since 1st year,
Just keep in mind what I said OP
>>729360063
If you go any deeper you won't come back.
>>729366761
GIVE LINK TO PDF PLS ANON
>>729354198 Moving to
>>729364334
Is that a millstone?
/B/ IS ALIVE
I REPEAT /B/ HAS BEEN REVIVED FROM IT'S GRAVE
GET OUT MODS,
new thread >>729354198
>>729366093
>inb4 Jews and circumcision
>>729365682
FUCK, IS HE MAKING SOME MAN SAUSAGES?
WHAT MANLINESS
>>729365682
It doesn't get much more degenerate than this.
>>729356114
No ponytail Summer is hella cute