s/fur
What would be the best way to die?
For me, tickled to death
>>729327380
inspired from the movie fury?
I wanna sacrifice my life protecting the world I know.
>>729330486
Possibly. But why in the name of rommel would a Kraut Shepherd be in an american tank?
Requesting raccoon babes
>>729329983
Smothered by booty.
>>729331298
>>729331201
Her feet are truly perfect
this show on tv called biblical conspiracies is playing music from skyrim while they talk about jesus
think they got permission for that? lol
What are your hobbies?
>>729331899
Gaming and reading
>>729331899
Smoking weed. That's about it now.
>>729329983
snu snu
>>729332267
>tfw no 6'6" amazon gf to give you snu snu
Why live?
Best way to die = Skydiving with a MOAB strapped to your back
>>729332107
What sort of games do you like?
>>729332115
Do you do anything while smoking?
Listen to music? Watch anime? Draw?
>>729332450
I listen to music, watch videos or sometimes movies, and hang out here.
>>729331899
Crushing people in titanfall, Pinning people down in WoT, and raping people Battlefield 1. Oh, and I guess a bit of shooting IRL here and there.
To be honest I am kinda ashamed that I enjoy furry porn.
Something about the art seems like there was a lot of love put into making it.
I don't think my family and friends would be to understanding about it...
>>729332450
RPGs, strategy, some FPS
>>729332588
That's pretty much what I used to do when I smoked, minus the hang out here part. I was always with IRL friends.
I had to stop because my asthma started coming back after a few years.
>>729331262
i dont know
>>729333013
Damn, that sucks. Have you tried vaping before?
>>729333118
I haven't.
I'm not to keen of the fruity taste.
>>729333355
Damn, I blame captcha for not getting massive get. Oh well, at least I get dubs
>>729329983
In the throes of an epic orgasm
preferably high out of my goddamn mind on lsd
>>729333413
The taste depends on the weed and the vaporizer. If you want to get high off weed, but don't want to fuck up your lungs, looking into a vaporizer might be worthwhile.
>>729333604
This man knows what's up.
Drugs + Sex is the best way to die.
>>729330486
You guys remember that old fighting game - bloody roar primal fury?
Was like tekken but all the characters were furries basically lol
>>729331228
No 72 virgins for you.
>>729331428
...wtf, probably not lol
report & profit
>>729333627
I might have to look into that.
Gotta get it done while I can. Health and safety regulations have been getting very tight lately and testing could become mandatory in the near future.
Things have gotten so bad that I'm not even allowed to fix leaking taps anymore. I have more experience fixing leaks than any professional plumber.
>>729333738
Have you ever had sex, dash?
>>729331899
Skyrim
>>729334145
Damn, that really sucks. I wish you the best of luck then.
>>729334206
Nope. But if sex is really that much better than masturbation, and masturbation is that good while high, then sex must be godly.
>>729329983
This
>>729334364
Eh. I enjoy sober sex. Weedijuana is overrated.
>>729334439
Or this
>>729334448
You haven't had good shit yet. Hit a dab a few times, that'll change your mind.
>>729332405
..Metal.
what do my furry friends think of this song im working on? genre is synthwave
>vocaroo.com/i/s0Rrqc6iIoj7
its supposed to be for a trailer for a game im working on but it doesnt quite capture the right mood. im going to extend it / rework it and reuse it for something else.
>>729334549
No. You get high to escape life Dash. When I got high I didn't have a reason. I did enjoy it some what, but like a lot of things I didn't enjoy it enough to make it a "lifestyle".
>>729334546
Or maybe even this
>>729334693
I get high to get rid of my depression, anxiety, sleeping problems, and to just enjoy things in general.
>>729332810
You're not ashamed that you enjoy furry porn... you're ashamed of what people would think IF THEY KNEW that you enjoy furry porn. See the difference? ;3
>>729334729
Another possibility is this
>>729334838
marijuana gives me tremendous anxiety. thinking about it is making my palms sweat and heart rate go up.
plot twist, i can handle psychedelics just fine.
alcohol also gives me anxiety until i reach a threshold where it completely obliterates all anxiety. it's not worth the hangover though
>>729334638
Pretty good.
It feels like something's missing but I can't put my finger on it.
>>729335016
Weed isn't for everyone.
>>729333214
I'm convinced there's a dick under that skirt..
https://www.quora.com/How-can-I-get-my-friends-to-tickle-me
What
>>729335084
Why? If there was, I'd have to delete the picture. I don't need that shit
>>729333604
Imagine how awfully traumatic that'd be for the other person though... lol
>>729335055
it doesn't have proper transitions, needs more layers (the mid section especially), etc.
this is the furry art equivalent of a character sketch with some color (rough lines, flat base coloring, no background)
i sketch out songs and the ones that seem promising i continue to work on. havent finished any yet though, just started a couple weeks ago
>>729334838
Good. If you have your reasons, and enjoy it, continue. But don't become one of those "It's a fucking miracle" people. I can't stand people who act like a plant has completely cured all of society's ills and made everything in modern societies thousands of times better.
>>729334206
O.o
...I am diamonds now
huh
learn something new about myself every damn day
You know what needs to be invented?
Tickle boots.
Boots that tickle until a timer runs out.
That'd make for an entertaining but difficult time going about your day.
>>729335448
Nah. I don't act that way. I'm definitely a stoner, but I'm not an obnoxious one. I'm not one of those "dude weed lmao" fags.
You didn't even really prosthelytize marijuana that much. I'm just tired of evberyone acting like it's gods fucking gift to man.
>>729334364
You're not wrong lol
>>729334448
Booooring
So vanilla
>>729335583
welcome.
https://youtu.be/EPxfbs8X0Hs
>>729335605
I was one of those back in high school.
I'm ashamed to think of the things I did back then.
>>729335730
>takes hit of lucifer's cauliflower
shiiiett man, that aint nothin'
>>729334549
1000% this
>>729334693
Everyone has their own reasons. Doesn't make it any less awesome
>>729335615
I think I've seen you complaining about this shit before.
Faggot.
>>729335813
I was that way when I was a ponyfag. God, I was obnoxious as fuck.
>>729335868
Dabs are fucking dope.
>>729336039
That was probably me actually. I'm a major hypocrite.
>>729335016
sorry /b/ro this bowl's for you
>>729336103
Well at least you have the courage to admit it.
Kek, why are there so many stoners in this thread?
>>729329983
-HeTechy
>>729335868
What, was the White Widow I smoked some super duper week shit in reality? Was I smoking some Garter Snake kush?
>>729336039
>shit man, opinions are like, fucking mean
Welcome to the wonderful world of reality. Not everyone agrees.
>>729336224
Yeah, I'm an asshole about that. I refuse to admit when I'm wrong, which is only about 1% of the time, but I still admit to it when I am wrong.
>>729335136
looool
>>729336252
It's late on a Saturday night/Sunday morning. What do you expect?
>>729335140
Generally just saying these words out loud does the trick for me:
"I'm actually not ticklish."
>>729335331
Meh... doesn't mtter, had sex.
>>729336301
Comparing dabs to white widow is like comparing apples to fucking carrots. They're not even close to the same thing. Just saiyan.
>>729336448
I didn't expect so many people to be on my side. I figured Mous would have at least one or two people supporting him.
>>729336595
"I'm not ticklish"
>get tickled
>giggle and squirm
>>729336409
I'm cool with people disagreeing with shit, but it's annoying to see it keep coming up. Y'all need to chill, regardless of whether it's with weed or not.
>>729336418
Wait, do you refuse to admit when you're wrong, or do you admit it when you are wrong? You just contradicted yourself m8.
Huh. There isn't a strain called "Garter Snake" yet. Dash. Get on that shit. Make it destructively potent. I want to make someone pot edibles and watch as it hits.
>>729335605
Ayyy weeed lmao
>>729335615
That's a word I haven't heard since 6th grade jesus
>>729336789
I mean to say that I refuse to admit when I'm not wrong. Like when I argue with people and they expect me to agree with them and say they're right when they're not, so I act like an asshole and tell them why they're wrong, and refuse to admit it when I'm not wrong.
>>729336789
I don't normally talk about weed in these threads.
>>729336745
Dabs are actually crazy. Whoever thought of how to do that shit must have been bored as hell. Or a scientist.
>>729336939
It sounds better than "get preachy".
>>729336745
I can't speak for anyone else, but weed helped me with anxiety, depression, nausea, creativity, open-mindedness, and just generally helped me feel better. It's great stuff as far as I'm concerned.
>>729337159
Yee. My parents won't give me any wax, kek. They keep that shit all to themselves.
>>729335016
Honestly I'm surprised to meet someone like me in that regard. I honestly thought I was a weird with the whole "Weed makes me freak the FUCK out but hardcore drugs are fine"
>>729337080
Ah, I see what you're saying. You don't just smile and nod, you actually say what you think.
>>729331298
that's a possum
>>729337540
>he doesn't smoke meth out of a cactus
>>729337159
I'm just going based off what I've seen.
>>729337540
have you tried DMT?
>>729337700
To be fair I fuckin' hate drugs regardless. But the weed thing was what really solidified my stance on that shit.
>>729337870
Huh, I was actually going to mention DMT myself, but decided not to. I really want to try it.
>>729337870
Nah never tried DMT.
As I say in >>729338004
I can't stand drugs these days.
>>729338019
ive broken through just once. its been years and i havent attempted it since. im just now starting to feel the draw again
>>729338004
you are naive if you "hate drugs"
>>729329983
Old. Laying in a comfortable bed in a room filled with photos of your children, grand children, and great grand children. Slipping away soundly in your sleep.
Or a in a huge fiery explosion on the battle field as you take the lives of scores of fools who thought they could take you alive.
>>729338019
DMT sounds like a crazy trip. I probably want to try most of the drugs that exist before I die. Not to cause my death, no. I plan on robbing a bank with a full loadout of ammo, drugs, and high powered weapons if I reach the age of 70. Just for fun at some point. Maybe if I get cancer.
>>729338514
Do it, brah.
>>729338547
That sounds like a good plan.
>>729338514
Disliking drugs doesn't make me naive. It just means I have a different mind set to you.
Perhaps it's you who is naive for labeling me as such, my dude.
I hate the feeling of being high, of not being me.
>>729338693
Wanna drive the getaway car?
>>729336595
That's actually a really great idea
In what context do you say that though?
>>729338864
Sure.
>>729338879
bring it up at their house. During a conversation. Something like: "You know what? I don't think I'm ticklish. I can't remember the last time I was even tickled. Maybe it's something you grow out of." or something.
>>729338803
you didnt say you disliked drugs, you said you hate them. say what you mean. you also used drugs as a blanket term that could mean anything from crystal meth to tylenol. its naive to say you hate drugs.
i can understand and respect not having an interest in drugs and not doing them. but some people have this stick up their ass, completely anti drug and they dont even know why.
>>729339124
>"Man, United Airlines are such assho-"
>"You know what? I don't think I'm ticklish. I can't remember the last time I was even tickled. Maybe it's something you grow out of."
>>729339259
>"Jesus christ man, the heaven's gate cult was righ-"
>"You know what? I don't think I'm ticklish. I can't remember the last time I was even tickled. Maybe it's something you grow out of."
>>729339170
OOOOOH! I see where you're comin' from! Nah I'm not one of those tards, I'm not against other people doing drugs or anything.
In all fairness I do dislike a lot of modern medicines on top of illicit drugs, ect.
Mostly a personal childhood experience that fuckin' scarred me.
ANYWAYS, I'm rambling like mad and I'm tired as fuck. Apologies about the bad wording there, I tend to do this pretty often.
>>729339378
>"Have you heard of Furry Christ our lord and sav-"
>"You know what? I don't think I'm ticklish. I can't remember the last time I was even tickled. Maybe it's something you grow out of."
>>729329983
getting shot through the head in my sleep getting a blowjob
>>729339525
is cool not trying to attack you or anythi-DO DRUGS NOW LOTS AND LOTS OF DRUGS INGEST THEM QUICK HURRYYYYYY
>>729339569
>"So infidel, what are your last words before we kill you for the glor-"
>"You know what? I don't think I'm ticklish. I can't remember the last time I was even tickled. Maybe it's something you grow out of."
>>729339259
>>729339378
>>729339569
>>729339712
we meme now
>>729339587
>bats dont get enough love
>cetaceans dont get enough love
>nonhuman primates dont get enough love
what else?
>>729339662
Legit made me laugh, some good shit right there.
>>729339712
>"Hey, if you want to die instantly, just say: "You know what? I don't think I'm ticklish. I can't remember the last time I was even tickled. Maybe it's something you grow out of." and I will shoot you in the face."
>"You know what? I don't think I'm ticklish. I can't remember the last time I was even tickled. Maybe it's something you grow out of."
>>729339872
fuck almost got you. you cant let your guard down for a second.
“KNOW YOUR DOPE FIEND. YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT! You will not be able to see his eyes because of the Tea-Shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim. He will stagger and babble when questioned. He will not respect your badge. The Dope Fiend fears nothing. He will attack, for no reason, with every weapon at his command-including yours. BEWARE. Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately. One stitch in time (on him) will usually save nine on you. Good luck."
>>729340269
Honestly I'm not even a furry, I just come to these threads to talk to different people.
>>729340047
Is.....is that actually a fuckin' quote from something?
>>729340443
hunter s thompson, in his novel Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
one time my plane was delayed for hours, so i read it four times back to back because i literally had nothing else to do.
>>729340443
>Any officer apprehending a suspected marijuana addict should use all necessary force immediately.
http://www.goodreads.com/quotes/126079-know-your-dope-fiend-your-life-may-depend-on-it
Fear and loathing in Las Vegas.
>>729340698
Bloody hell. I will admit delayed flights have allowed me to read some pretty good books.
https://e621.net/post/show/1147965/2017-anthro-breasts-butt-canine-chastity-female-fi
Can someone explain this pic to me?
Like, it's somehow supposed to be chastity
>>729340269
I think there's more than three people there
>>729341031
i enjoy reading. i read every night until i cant keep my eyes open and then fall asleep
i hadnt read the last harry potter novel, so my friend let me borrow her books and i started over from the beginning. finished the series in a week and a half
i read terry goodkinds sword of truth series (14 books) and im on robert jordans wheel of time series (also 14 books) right now. dying for the next george rr martin release too
FAT TATS
Fuck you fury cunts to hell
>>729341906
>MLP was so cancerous you actually got your own containment board
go back there.
>>729335731
dope song
>>729336252
I have a theory that most stoners are closet furries
>>729336293
lol saving for a ylyl thread
>>729336301
Dabs are just waaaaaaaay more potent
bowls are to dabs like what joints are to bowls, roughly. in my mind anyway
>>729336777
fuck lucky trips checked
>>729336794
why garter snake? i'm growing a strain and naming it MOAG (mother of all ganja)
it'ss a black diamond OG & gods gift hybrid
>>729337080
That's a very convoluted way of saying that
>>729337634
No... it's not. You idiot. Google possums... look at snout and tail...
>>729337710
I'VE SEEN SOME SHIIIIT MAAAAN
>>729337870
Love LSD. Can't find DMT =\
>>729329983
idk if this counts as "fur" but i imagine a snake wrapping me up and watching me get dizzy while he wraps his jaws around my hair, feeling his teeth on my scalp
>>729338864
God fucking damn it /b/
How THE FUCK did this give me feels
fuck you. love you.
>>729338879
>>"I'll bet you five bucks you're more ticklish than I am!"
>>???
>>Profit.
>>729339259
>>729339378
>>729339569
>>729339712
>>729339879
Hahahahahaha whoooooooo it's a meme now
someone screencap please
>>729343333
QUADS SPEAKS THE TRUTH!!!!
>>729343599
checked